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#23524 - HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD 07/08/2014 on Television - cartoon... +2
#142968 - Well there's an obvious answer to that, but I don't recommend it.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#142969 - deckbox (07/08/2014) [-]
lol not as in offing myself, gotta wait for one piece to end which prob wont be for donkeys yet :p

na just had enough really of the enviroment and not really got friends here
User avatar #142971 - beatmasterz (07/08/2014) [-]
How old are you?
#142972 - deckbox (07/08/2014) [-]
just had my 30th birthday of which only my parents and sister were party to, I just wanted to stay at my house and not see or do anything.

What i really wanted to do was go to silverstone or sonisphere, or even wimbledon, but feel that where i am nothing is ever going to happen and I will just get harassed to death or succumb to my own isolation
User avatar #142977 - beatmasterz (07/08/2014) [-]
Well it looks like the problem is not your environment but your character. Changing cities is not going to fix that.
#142978 - deckbox (07/08/2014) [-]
prob will , if i start again might have another chance
#142967 - Not necessarily 07/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#289278 - Say their joke sucks and 1 up him with a better one. STATUS ASSERTED 07/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#289276 - I wish I could stop visiting FJ. This place is full of childis… 07/08/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
#152 - This glorifying of 4chan is ******* retarded. /b/… 07/08/2014 on Seems pretty accurate +9
#65 - At least the cap was still on. 07/07/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
#12 - You might think you do. But do you even? 07/07/2014 on I don't think he does +1
#11 - Dom Mazzetti 07/07/2014 on I don't think he does 0
#55 - hahaha 07/07/2014 on Soooo bitter 0
#76761 - oooooooh 07/07/2014 on Religion Board 0
#65497 - what's your point 07/07/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#76757 - No absolute morality doesn't exist.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #76758 - whatley (07/07/2014) [-]
That's what I said.
User avatar #76761 - beatmasterz (07/07/2014) [-]
oooooooh
#38 - I know I've seen it. I'd put Sopranos and the wire both on #1 … 07/07/2014 on celebrities have secrets 0
#28 - Is there a greater show than the wire?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2014 on celebrities have secrets +1
#36 - thatjewishkid (07/07/2014) [-]
Another HBO show, the Soprano's, is my favorite show of all time. David Chase is one of the best writers in Television history, you need to give that a watch.
User avatar #40 - deliciousjoecocker (07/07/2014) [-]
THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT-TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!
User avatar #38 - beatmasterz (07/07/2014) [-]
I know I've seen it. I'd put Sopranos and the wire both on #1 since they're so different, so it's not really fair to place one above the other.
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/07/2014) [-]
Zoe: "'Course, there're other schools of thought."

firefly
#65485 - Probably some baseless hyperbole about how the whole of americ… 07/07/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#39 - No it doesn't. 07/06/2014 on *Admin intensifies* -2
#65472 - Well if a region is poor their paycheck is low so they will fi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65473 - cognosceteipsum (07/06/2014) [-]
I guess.
#65469 - Well corruption is not hard to notice, especially if you get h…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65470 - cognosceteipsum (07/06/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. What happens when they are impoverished? What kind of reasoning has what kind if effect?
User avatar #65472 - beatmasterz (07/06/2014) [-]
Well if a region is poor their paycheck is low so they will find other sources of income. Moreover when they're poor they're less motivated to improve the neighboorhoud.
User avatar #65473 - cognosceteipsum (07/06/2014) [-]
I guess.
#29588 - Don't be naive and pretend like they weren't all out to get Ro… 07/06/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
#65466 - How does one relate to another?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65468 - cognosceteipsum (07/06/2014) [-]
Wars are dirty business with sneaky and cowardly modes of conduct, so I just kinda guessed that if they were involved in a war, they're a bit corrupted. May be wrong. But how do you suppose one notices if an institution is corrupt from the outside?
User avatar #65469 - beatmasterz (07/06/2014) [-]
Well corruption is not hard to notice, especially if you get hold of finances. I was just wondering if there was any general consensus about the fbi and the cia. Corruption is usually the result of poverty and bad organisation, not necessarily war.
User avatar #65470 - cognosceteipsum (07/06/2014) [-]
Alrighty then. What happens when they are impoverished? What kind of reasoning has what kind if effect?
User avatar #65472 - beatmasterz (07/06/2014) [-]
Well if a region is poor their paycheck is low so they will find other sources of income. Moreover when they're poor they're less motivated to improve the neighboorhoud.
User avatar #65473 - cognosceteipsum (07/06/2014) [-]
I guess.
#29582 - Thank god for HD webm's right? I've pinpointed the frame where…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #29584 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
Shots on goal, yes, but CR's shots were better and they had much more offensives.

Mexico just did counter attacks.

Also, if there was contact why did he retract his foot backwards? Pictures are the worst if you're trying to prove something.
Even if there was contact, he touched the ball first.
User avatar #29588 - beatmasterz (07/06/2014) [-]
Don't be naive and pretend like they weren't all out to get Robben. Just like when Navas got elbowed by Huntelaar.
#29580 - What do you want me to say? In the Mexico match there was clea…  [+] (19 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #29581 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
Yes, I am indeed happy because you finally give me something to debate with you.

The sarcasm he implied was super easy to spot, but whatever I guess you're not English.

Costa rica was the least team who parked the bus against you...They had more chances on goal than mexico.

Even tho the mexico foul was actually a foul, it's still not fair that robben dives so theatrically. Mexico didn't, even tho there were clear fouls that weren't called for. but then Robben acts and suddenly it's the most obvious foul ever.

Oh and I finally found a webm I can use because you still think Robben doesn't bullshit at all...

i.4cdn.org/sp/1404655713674.webm

>The CR player touched the ball before robben tripped.
>There was literally no contact.
> Robben rolls on the ground for a whole minute
>YELLOW CARD
User avatar #29583 - lawuser (07/06/2014) [-]
Costa Rica had one chance the entire game that was not a free kick, and it was after extra time.

If the foul against Mexico was a foul then it's a foul and there is nothing more to it. That Robben acts it out is just him taking advantage of the situation, and if can be called (which it could), then it's completely fair that is was called. If Mexico could have beat Holland then they would have scored the winning goal, but they didn't. If there were fouls that were not called then it's the fault of the ref, not the Dutch team.

And about the clip: Robben touches the ball before the Costarican or at the very least at the same time. It's extremely close. Furthermore the Costarican kicks Robbens shin. It's a fair free kick, and even if it's questionable it's hard for the ref to see in the moment.
User avatar #29586 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
You're watching it form a netherland standpoint. Watch it from a CR standpoint and you'll see that he jumped over them without being even touched.

Also, the fact it was so close means the ref should let it go, but he didn't cause robben dived.
#29587 - lawuser (07/06/2014) [-]
This is contact if I've ever seen it. He does fall far, but of course he does when he's running at 30km/h. The fact that it was so close means he could just as well have called it. I don't think you (or any of us) as untrained amateurs can sit here and claim we can do a better job at being a mtch officials.
I don't even know why you care about this since Holland didn't get anything out of it. The penalty shout out was the worst case scenario since they could as well have lost it.
User avatar #29589 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm just saying if you guys rely on this you're far from going to win against argentine.
User avatar #29594 - lawuser (07/06/2014) [-]
Because of one case? No. He's hardly been a pressense aside from the Portugal game. I really don't care how well he does, I want Germany to win first of all.
User avatar #29595 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm not talking about portugal game only. The thing with me is, I always try to watch from both standpoints, even when I like the team. Germany is great but mueller is a scumbag in my eyes.
User avatar #29590 - lawuser (07/06/2014) [-]
I don't know why you're saying "you guys". Believe it or not, I was rooting for CR until half time where I realised they played shitty. From what I'd sseen of the two teams Iøll actually be rooting more for Argentina than Holland. Germany is my team #1 (at this cup). I generally don't care about Holland. All I'm doing is trying to defend the ref and explaining why Holland's wins have been completely justified.
User avatar #29591 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
Well atleast we agree on 1 thing. Question thought, is mueller actually hated in Germany? That's what I heard.
User avatar #29598 - christmouth (07/06/2014) [-]
He's still a popular player though, it's just that non-Germans have lost a bit of respect for for him after the Pepe incident. He isn't/wasn't known to be a player that falls down when he can.

I remember the champions league match between Manchester United and Bayern Munchen, and he got fouled there, but didn't get a penalty, because didn't fall to the ground, so the referee's attention was targeted at the wrong place.
User avatar #29600 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0gS5CshUDE

here's one of them if you like, really impressive shit.
User avatar #29599 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
No doubt he has talent but he's being sucked in to the diving mentality like everyone else, and props to some Germans that actually aren't scared to say he's diving.

Also I'm watching some videos on messi, multiple times he gets fouled but continues walking either way EVEN IN THE PENALTY BOX....I feel he's been staying quiet so that he can do it against teams like netherland/germany/brazil.
User avatar #29596 - christmouth (07/06/2014) [-]
Muller is, or was, generally well liked by all.
User avatar #29597 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
Was, good enough for me.
User avatar #29592 - lawuser (07/06/2014) [-]
I don't live in Germany so I don't know. Probably not.
User avatar #29593 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
Well, on /sp/ most germans agree that mueller is a scumbag diver. What do you think eitherway?
#29582 - beatmasterz (07/06/2014) [-]
Thank god for HD webm's right? I've pinpointed the frame where the player tripped him. I admit it's theatrical and there's no way the ref could've seen that, but there sure was contact.

Also a quick google tells me that Mexico had 7 shots on goal and 2 corners, while CR only had 3 shots and 1 corner. So no Mexico had way more chances because they actually played soccer.
User avatar #29584 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
Shots on goal, yes, but CR's shots were better and they had much more offensives.

Mexico just did counter attacks.

Also, if there was contact why did he retract his foot backwards? Pictures are the worst if you're trying to prove something.
Even if there was contact, he touched the ball first.
User avatar #29588 - beatmasterz (07/06/2014) [-]
Don't be naive and pretend like they weren't all out to get Robben. Just like when Navas got elbowed by Huntelaar.
#29578 - Because ostensibly you can't argue with adults.  [+] (21 new replies) 07/06/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0
User avatar #29579 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
Adults actually understand sarcasm, and actually use arguments to prove their point instead of HUR STAY MAD. Just like I said to yor-whatever the fuck. All of you netherfags are shit winners and when someone points out something to you, you just go HURPADERP MAD. Never have YOU actually given me an argument to prove your point...

Literally cancer, nothing smart to say.
User avatar #29580 - beatmasterz (07/06/2014) [-]
What do you want me to say? In the Mexico match there was clearly contact but Robben made the most out of his fall. He dove twice earlier in the match but that didn't result in anything. Netherlands is one of the least diving countries of them all and we've never won a worldcup. So when we're close to one we get excited, which is perfectly natural.

The match against Costa Rica was boring and dreadful because CR parked the bus and played solely defensive, hoping they would get penalties and beat us just like they did with Greece. Van Gaal anticipated this so he switched Cillessen for Krul which was an extremely clever move because Krul is much more skilled in blocking penalties.

Sarcasm is hard to detect on the internet, so me not being able to detect it doesn't say anything about my intelligence or debating skills. I was initially not intending to argue with you but merely bully you because you were jealous of our team and it was fun.

Happy now?
User avatar #29581 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
Yes, I am indeed happy because you finally give me something to debate with you.

The sarcasm he implied was super easy to spot, but whatever I guess you're not English.

Costa rica was the least team who parked the bus against you...They had more chances on goal than mexico.

Even tho the mexico foul was actually a foul, it's still not fair that robben dives so theatrically. Mexico didn't, even tho there were clear fouls that weren't called for. but then Robben acts and suddenly it's the most obvious foul ever.

Oh and I finally found a webm I can use because you still think Robben doesn't bullshit at all...

i.4cdn.org/sp/1404655713674.webm

>The CR player touched the ball before robben tripped.
>There was literally no contact.
> Robben rolls on the ground for a whole minute
>YELLOW CARD
User avatar #29583 - lawuser (07/06/2014) [-]
Costa Rica had one chance the entire game that was not a free kick, and it was after extra time.

If the foul against Mexico was a foul then it's a foul and there is nothing more to it. That Robben acts it out is just him taking advantage of the situation, and if can be called (which it could), then it's completely fair that is was called. If Mexico could have beat Holland then they would have scored the winning goal, but they didn't. If there were fouls that were not called then it's the fault of the ref, not the Dutch team.

And about the clip: Robben touches the ball before the Costarican or at the very least at the same time. It's extremely close. Furthermore the Costarican kicks Robbens shin. It's a fair free kick, and even if it's questionable it's hard for the ref to see in the moment.
User avatar #29586 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
You're watching it form a netherland standpoint. Watch it from a CR standpoint and you'll see that he jumped over them without being even touched.

Also, the fact it was so close means the ref should let it go, but he didn't cause robben dived.
#29587 - lawuser (07/06/2014) [-]
This is contact if I've ever seen it. He does fall far, but of course he does when he's running at 30km/h. The fact that it was so close means he could just as well have called it. I don't think you (or any of us) as untrained amateurs can sit here and claim we can do a better job at being a mtch officials.
I don't even know why you care about this since Holland didn't get anything out of it. The penalty shout out was the worst case scenario since they could as well have lost it.
User avatar #29589 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm just saying if you guys rely on this you're far from going to win against argentine.
User avatar #29594 - lawuser (07/06/2014) [-]
Because of one case? No. He's hardly been a pressense aside from the Portugal game. I really don't care how well he does, I want Germany to win first of all.
User avatar #29595 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm not talking about portugal game only. The thing with me is, I always try to watch from both standpoints, even when I like the team. Germany is great but mueller is a scumbag in my eyes.
User avatar #29590 - lawuser (07/06/2014) [-]
I don't know why you're saying "you guys". Believe it or not, I was rooting for CR until half time where I realised they played shitty. From what I'd sseen of the two teams Iøll actually be rooting more for Argentina than Holland. Germany is my team #1 (at this cup). I generally don't care about Holland. All I'm doing is trying to defend the ref and explaining why Holland's wins have been completely justified.
User avatar #29591 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
Well atleast we agree on 1 thing. Question thought, is mueller actually hated in Germany? That's what I heard.
User avatar #29598 - christmouth (07/06/2014) [-]
He's still a popular player though, it's just that non-Germans have lost a bit of respect for for him after the Pepe incident. He isn't/wasn't known to be a player that falls down when he can.

I remember the champions league match between Manchester United and Bayern Munchen, and he got fouled there, but didn't get a penalty, because didn't fall to the ground, so the referee's attention was targeted at the wrong place.
User avatar #29600 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0gS5CshUDE

here's one of them if you like, really impressive shit.
User avatar #29599 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
No doubt he has talent but he's being sucked in to the diving mentality like everyone else, and props to some Germans that actually aren't scared to say he's diving.

Also I'm watching some videos on messi, multiple times he gets fouled but continues walking either way EVEN IN THE PENALTY BOX....I feel he's been staying quiet so that he can do it against teams like netherland/germany/brazil.
User avatar #29596 - christmouth (07/06/2014) [-]
Muller is, or was, generally well liked by all.
User avatar #29597 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
Was, good enough for me.
User avatar #29592 - lawuser (07/06/2014) [-]
I don't live in Germany so I don't know. Probably not.
User avatar #29593 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
Well, on /sp/ most germans agree that mueller is a scumbag diver. What do you think eitherway?
#29582 - beatmasterz (07/06/2014) [-]
Thank god for HD webm's right? I've pinpointed the frame where the player tripped him. I admit it's theatrical and there's no way the ref could've seen that, but there sure was contact.

Also a quick google tells me that Mexico had 7 shots on goal and 2 corners, while CR only had 3 shots and 1 corner. So no Mexico had way more chances because they actually played soccer.
User avatar #29584 - cedrock (07/06/2014) [-]
Shots on goal, yes, but CR's shots were better and they had much more offensives.

Mexico just did counter attacks.

Also, if there was contact why did he retract his foot backwards? Pictures are the worst if you're trying to prove something.
Even if there was contact, he touched the ball first.
User avatar #29588 - beatmasterz (07/06/2014) [-]
Don't be naive and pretend like they weren't all out to get Robben. Just like when Navas got elbowed by Huntelaar.
#29574 - It's fun to piss him off because he's jealous. 07/06/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... 0

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Thank you.
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it's pretty obvious.
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Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
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I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
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If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
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hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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