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#24626 - What's your routine for you to be having a back day?  [+] (16 new replies) 01/23/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #24630 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
It's easily my day with most volume. I do high pulls, deadlifts, rows, pull ups, close grip rows, band pull aparts, dumbbell preacher curls, and hammer curls.
User avatar #24631 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
I mean in general. Because a brosplit sucks pretty hard if you're not roiding.
User avatar #24633 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
Back, chest, legs, shoulders.

I was doing a push/pull/ legs, but I was doing too much on push day. So I split it up.
User avatar #24636 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
Be sure to hit everything at least twice a week. Also don't you have an arms day?
User avatar #24637 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
I do. Trust me, I understand the basic concepts.

I work triceps on chest day and on shoulder day. Biceps get worked on back day and sometime on leg day.

I go 4 days on, 1 day off. And I do squats on a different schedule, as I was following the 20 squat program.

I'm 6'3, 205 pounds, still lean, and I've gained 60 pounds over a year and a half. I'm still learning obviously, but I think I've got things down.
User avatar #24647 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
Good job. I'm 5'10 155 and currently stalling on 198 DL and 88 OHP. Fuck me.
User avatar #24657 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
90lb OHF is pretty good man. I don't have that.
User avatar #24662 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
thanks
User avatar #24673 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
I'm a little curious, how exactly do you have 88lb OHP, usually it goes by 5 pounds?
User avatar #24680 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
I converted it rougly into imperials. My OHP has currently failed at 39.5 which is 87 lbs.
User avatar #24658 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
*OHP
User avatar #24650 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
You shouldn't be stalling at that low of weight. don't take offense to that

Your problem probably lies in you not eating enough, or having bad technique, or it could be a number of other things. It's hard to tell unless I saw you doing the lift.
User avatar #24651 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
Probably a combination of shit genetics, subpar eating and lack of sleep. I try though.
User avatar #24652 - marinepenguin (01/23/2015) [-]
There are very few people who have genetics that inhibit them from attaining decent numbers when it comes to weightlifting. Judging by your weight and numbers you're still a beginner and should be in the newbie stage. Which means that regardless of your technique and form, you should be seeing consistent gains in size and strength if you are eating enough. Your genetics really only come into play when you are nearing your bodies genetic limit to building muscle, so when you start becoming an advanced lifter. Likely with some extra food, and maybe some new cues to better your form, you'll start right back up on the gains train.
User avatar #24653 - beatmasterz (01/23/2015) [-]
I've been doing it a few months on and off. I increased all my lifts starting from just the bar and I've been gaining size but still not as much as I'd like. I'll keep at it though.
User avatar #24656 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/23/2015) [-]
Consistency is key. DO NOT do it "on and off". Keep at it consistent, for lifts and eating.
#24530 - I'm not a biologist or a woman but IIRC that's caused by the u…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #24533 - mariopimp (01/22/2015) [-]
Are you sure? Because it's literally just saggy skin because I was so big.
User avatar #24541 - teoberry (01/22/2015) [-]
Yeah it's mostly just stretched out skin and muscle from when your stomach was big. All I could really find to help was this www.parents.com/baby/health/lose-baby-weight/get-your-body-back-in-shape/ (go to #4). The skin you can't really take care of, but you can make it better with core exercise
#76412 - Nice argument  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #76439 - schnizel (01/23/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#24 - What's that word that's been scratched through? I can't read i… 01/22/2015 on Go fuck yourself 0
#65 - It's like ironically cringe... but it's still cringe.. 01/21/2015 on Fedoras +8
#24399 - Add weight until you can do 3x8-12. Nothing more nothing less. 01/21/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#171922 - Well to be honest I can't read.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#171923 - fefe (01/21/2015) [-]
lol
#24310 - http://liamrosen . com/fitness.html 01/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#24309 - I've done taekwondo for 10 years. Currently doing kickboxing f… 01/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... +1
#24308 - If you want to do isolations do them on lifting day and leave … 01/20/2015 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#171667 - passing the test =/= joining the school. Also I'm not asking r… 01/20/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#76126 - No 01/19/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#76119 - Yeah youtube is renown for its trustworthy evidence.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Politics - politics news,... +1
User avatar #76122 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Curious, are you a fan of Stalin?
User avatar #76126 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
No
#76110 - Alright smartass, give me evidence he was a diagnosed sociopath then.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #76115 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Go watch a documentary on youtube. I'm not gonna go dig through this shit for you. Hint, try typing in 'stalin documentary"
User avatar #76119 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah youtube is renown for its trustworthy evidence.
User avatar #76122 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Curious, are you a fan of Stalin?
User avatar #76126 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
No
#171562 - I get the feeling you're just pissed or maybe jealous because …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #171634 - sugoi (01/20/2015) [-]
My basis for me being a dick is you asking retarded questions.
#76108 - It's stupid to diagnose someone a psychopath like that. You ha…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #76109 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
You're right. All the history gathered on him, all the people he knew, his childhood and all the actions he has done leads us to believe in nothing at all.
User avatar #76110 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Alright smartass, give me evidence he was a diagnosed sociopath then.
User avatar #76115 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Go watch a documentary on youtube. I'm not gonna go dig through this shit for you. Hint, try typing in 'stalin documentary"
User avatar #76119 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah youtube is renown for its trustworthy evidence.
User avatar #76122 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Curious, are you a fan of Stalin?
User avatar #76126 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
No
#171500 - Being smart doesn't mean you know everything. I was wondering …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #171501 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
I never said you knew everything I said you would know what being in Mensa is like considering you took their online test and passed.

It's like baking a cake then asking what it's like baking a cake.
User avatar #171522 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
Wut ? No it's not. It's like taking an entrance exam then asking what the school is like.

Dumbass
User avatar #171524 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
At that point it's already too late to ask "what is school like" jesus christ that's the kind of question I expect a 4 year old to ask.

User avatar #171562 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
I get the feeling you're just pissed or maybe jealous because you have absolutely no basis for being a dick. "What is this school like?" "hurr durr you can't ask that question"

I'm glad to know I won't be seeing you there if I decide to join.
User avatar #171634 - sugoi (01/20/2015) [-]
My basis for me being a dick is you asking retarded questions.
User avatar #171525 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
No it's not, because most people who are in that situation don't speak or interact with people with experience of the place until after they know they're going.
User avatar #171636 - sugoi (01/20/2015) [-]
You're talking about the school metaphor or the Mensa thing?
Cause apparently he's already "passed" and in the group already.

It's like walking into school then asking what school is like.
User avatar #171667 - beatmasterz (01/20/2015) [-]
passing the test =/= joining the school. Also I'm not asking retarded questions at all.
#171497 - I took their online test and I passed.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #171498 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
You passed and you ask what it's like.
You sure are the top 98th percentile of the world.
User avatar #171500 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Being smart doesn't mean you know everything. I was wondering if someone here had personal experience, but what was I thinking there would be smart people here.
User avatar #171501 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
I never said you knew everything I said you would know what being in Mensa is like considering you took their online test and passed.

It's like baking a cake then asking what it's like baking a cake.
User avatar #171522 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
Wut ? No it's not. It's like taking an entrance exam then asking what the school is like.

Dumbass
User avatar #171524 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
At that point it's already too late to ask "what is school like" jesus christ that's the kind of question I expect a 4 year old to ask.

User avatar #171562 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
I get the feeling you're just pissed or maybe jealous because you have absolutely no basis for being a dick. "What is this school like?" "hurr durr you can't ask that question"

I'm glad to know I won't be seeing you there if I decide to join.
User avatar #171634 - sugoi (01/20/2015) [-]
My basis for me being a dick is you asking retarded questions.
User avatar #171525 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
No it's not, because most people who are in that situation don't speak or interact with people with experience of the place until after they know they're going.
User avatar #171636 - sugoi (01/20/2015) [-]
You're talking about the school metaphor or the Mensa thing?
Cause apparently he's already "passed" and in the group already.

It's like walking into school then asking what school is like.
User avatar #171667 - beatmasterz (01/20/2015) [-]
passing the test =/= joining the school. Also I'm not asking retarded questions at all.
#171495 - Has anyone here joined Mensa? What's it like?  [+] (12 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #171496 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
You're being a little optimistic aren't you?
User avatar #171497 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
I took their online test and I passed.
User avatar #171498 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
You passed and you ask what it's like.
You sure are the top 98th percentile of the world.
User avatar #171500 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Being smart doesn't mean you know everything. I was wondering if someone here had personal experience, but what was I thinking there would be smart people here.
User avatar #171501 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
I never said you knew everything I said you would know what being in Mensa is like considering you took their online test and passed.

It's like baking a cake then asking what it's like baking a cake.
User avatar #171522 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
Wut ? No it's not. It's like taking an entrance exam then asking what the school is like.

Dumbass
User avatar #171524 - sugoi (01/19/2015) [-]
At that point it's already too late to ask "what is school like" jesus christ that's the kind of question I expect a 4 year old to ask.

User avatar #171562 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
I get the feeling you're just pissed or maybe jealous because you have absolutely no basis for being a dick. "What is this school like?" "hurr durr you can't ask that question"

I'm glad to know I won't be seeing you there if I decide to join.
User avatar #171634 - sugoi (01/20/2015) [-]
My basis for me being a dick is you asking retarded questions.
User avatar #171525 - cuntism (01/19/2015) [-]
No it's not, because most people who are in that situation don't speak or interact with people with experience of the place until after they know they're going.
User avatar #171636 - sugoi (01/20/2015) [-]
You're talking about the school metaphor or the Mensa thing?
Cause apparently he's already "passed" and in the group already.

It's like walking into school then asking what school is like.
User avatar #171667 - beatmasterz (01/20/2015) [-]
passing the test =/= joining the school. Also I'm not asking retarded questions at all.
#76102 - 1984 made it seem like they don't care about the greater good … 01/19/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#76101 - >Implying he was a psychopath  [+] (8 new replies) 01/19/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #76105 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
You're right. He was perfectly sane.
User avatar #76108 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
It's stupid to diagnose someone a psychopath like that. You have no idea what was going on in his mind.
User avatar #76109 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
You're right. All the history gathered on him, all the people he knew, his childhood and all the actions he has done leads us to believe in nothing at all.
User avatar #76110 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Alright smartass, give me evidence he was a diagnosed sociopath then.
User avatar #76115 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Go watch a documentary on youtube. I'm not gonna go dig through this shit for you. Hint, try typing in 'stalin documentary"
User avatar #76119 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah youtube is renown for its trustworthy evidence.
User avatar #76122 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Curious, are you a fan of Stalin?
User avatar #76126 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
No
#171478 - Yeah when it sounds too good to be true it usually isn't. Try … 01/19/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#76061 - Do you think Stalin was aware of evil he was?  [+] (16 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#76098 - dehumanizer (01/19/2015) [-]
Ofcousre he did, just didnt give a fuck. NOBODY stoped him.
User avatar #76077 - byposted (01/19/2015) [-]
He recognized that his methods were harsh, but did not consider them malevolent.
User avatar #76073 - alimais (01/18/2015) [-]
He was aware
User avatar #76070 - kanadetenshi (01/18/2015) [-]
People who gain authority are generally not aware, they tend to believe that what they do is a just thing.
User avatar #76102 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
1984 made it seem like they don't care about the greater good and just want self gain.
User avatar #76067 - jewishcommunazi (01/18/2015) [-]
Maybe after WW2. He got rid of most of the political persecution and Gulag'd those he thought went too far.
User avatar #76065 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/18/2015) [-]
He didn't care, psychopaths justify massive deaths with self gain.
User avatar #76101 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
>Implying he was a psychopath
User avatar #76105 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
You're right. He was perfectly sane.
User avatar #76108 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
It's stupid to diagnose someone a psychopath like that. You have no idea what was going on in his mind.
User avatar #76109 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
You're right. All the history gathered on him, all the people he knew, his childhood and all the actions he has done leads us to believe in nothing at all.
User avatar #76110 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Alright smartass, give me evidence he was a diagnosed sociopath then.
User avatar #76115 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Go watch a documentary on youtube. I'm not gonna go dig through this shit for you. Hint, try typing in 'stalin documentary"
User avatar #76119 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah youtube is renown for its trustworthy evidence.
User avatar #76122 - lulzformalaysiaair (01/19/2015) [-]
Curious, are you a fan of Stalin?
User avatar #76126 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
No
#171407 - Tell me the situation. I have some experience.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/18/2015 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #171408 - niimajneb (01/18/2015) [-]
Right. Met this girl on the r4r subreddit. We talked through reddit messages for a while, she showed me 4 pictures of her, none of which could be find through reverse image search in google, then I ask for her skype, she obliges, but she only has 1 contact which is a little suspicious. We're getting along great, she seems funny and a little naughty. She said she was going out ~5 hours ago and I haven't spoken to her since. She just seems too good to be true.
User avatar #171478 - beatmasterz (01/19/2015) [-]
Yeah when it sounds too good to be true it usually isn't. Try to videoskype with her asap.
User avatar #171430 - tikitaco (01/18/2015) [-]
Hey man, just some advice.

Here's how you know it could be a catfish:

-If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
-If it's getting serious after a short amount of time
-If they have broad interests that could relate to almost everyone
-Having problems with skype or not sure what skype is and can only chat online
-Job that makes them travel alot, (like middle east or africa) and if they have the job title of engineer or contractor they could be one.
-If they contact you out of no where and start romancing you
-Ask for money
-English isn't their first language
-look like a model or ridiculously famous
-crazy stories
-If you seem a bit suspicious, they are probably a catfish

Good luck dude!

(Obtained from: socialcatfish.com/12-signs-might-getting-catfished-online/ )
User avatar #171423 - erikus (01/18/2015) [-]
Just yesterday a "friend" of mine made a false account in a meeting website.

He used pics of her friends so it was difficult to trace them back.

He just received 3 keys of payday 2 from some guy dumb enough to think he was a hot gamer girl.

Be careful dude.
User avatar #171424 - erikus (01/18/2015) [-]
his* female friends.

I got confused.
#13 - I'd feel that way too if I had to kiss an indian. 01/18/2015 on JB 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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