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Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:7/22/2014
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#22960 - Jennifer Lawrence and that guy who plays Loki are disgusting h…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Television - cartoon... -1
#22963 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/16/2014) [-]
jennifer lawrence bugs me more because she is pushed too much down my throat
#181 - I don't like Jim Carrey.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/15/2014 on Repost comp part3 0
#196 - granadablashlack has deleted their comment.
User avatar #188 - mathmanchris (06/15/2014) [-]
Me either.
User avatar #187 - usertampon (06/15/2014) [-]
same
User avatar #186 - lizardlickscereal (06/15/2014) [-]
Me too
#36 - Damn, I've never had 5 friend requests simultaneously. 06/15/2014 on Absolutely Disgusting 0
#104 - I like how tumblr only gets intellectual with kids movies and …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2014 on the incredibles +2
User avatar #149 - thempc (06/15/2014) [-]
this was basically what was happening on there from december to april with frozen
#133 - devout feminist (06/15/2014) [-]
It's because trying to look into the deep meaning of some piece of shit sundance film as if its art is not only boring but pointless.
User avatar #118 - konradkurze (06/14/2014) [-]
possibly because adults are programmed to think certain ways while kids can still be reasoned with and helped to keep their minds open
#553 - Because you can buy it in the supermarket.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0
User avatar #606 - bladeguy (06/17/2014) [-]
except hunting your own is so much better, and better for you.
User avatar #607 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
Why
#431 - Do you think North Korean citizens dislike their leader? Do yo… 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0
#393 - Hunting for your own food? Defending yourself from the evil go…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun +1
User avatar #450 - zanea (06/14/2014) [-]
Why is it so outlandish to hunt for one's own food?
User avatar #553 - beatmasterz (06/14/2014) [-]
Because you can buy it in the supermarket.
User avatar #606 - bladeguy (06/17/2014) [-]
except hunting your own is so much better, and better for you.
User avatar #607 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
Why
User avatar #401 - leonhardt (06/14/2014) [-]
If North Korea's citizens were armed like Americans, then Kim Jong Il would have been done back in the 80's.
User avatar #431 - beatmasterz (06/14/2014) [-]
Do you think North Korean citizens dislike their leader? Do you think they even know he's a dictator?
#349 - Is this what americans actually believe?  [+] (8 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Why do you need a gun 0
User avatar #362 - bladeguy (06/14/2014) [-]
I think of any "baby killer assault rifle" to just be used for fun at the range, but they do have practical uses. All the others are correct, too.
User avatar #393 - beatmasterz (06/14/2014) [-]
Hunting for your own food? Defending yourself from the evil government? That's ridiculous.
User avatar #450 - zanea (06/14/2014) [-]
Why is it so outlandish to hunt for one's own food?
User avatar #553 - beatmasterz (06/14/2014) [-]
Because you can buy it in the supermarket.
User avatar #606 - bladeguy (06/17/2014) [-]
except hunting your own is so much better, and better for you.
User avatar #607 - beatmasterz (06/17/2014) [-]
Why
User avatar #401 - leonhardt (06/14/2014) [-]
If North Korea's citizens were armed like Americans, then Kim Jong Il would have been done back in the 80's.
User avatar #431 - beatmasterz (06/14/2014) [-]
Do you think North Korean citizens dislike their leader? Do you think they even know he's a dictator?
#34 - "You're under arrest" 06/13/2014 on Off Duty Cop Saves Mans Life +3
#332 - Hannibal was constantly on the verge of cancelation. There are… 06/13/2014 on (untitled) +1
#50 - That prank just went too far didn't it. 06/11/2014 on Dad reunited with "dead" son +6
#150 - How the **** is cooked meat more nutritious than raw.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on 404 +1
#186 - zacoren (06/11/2014) [-]
Mis-stated, it is not more nutritious, it is however, easier for the body to absorb the nutrition we need, by changing the proteins at at chemical level.
#161 - devout feminist (06/11/2014) [-]
She said it has a greater calorific content although I think that is also false.
#9547 - Any experience with that thing?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on Technology Board +1
User avatar #9557 - kober (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm more of an in-ear kind of person within that price range, so no; however, the reviews are overwhelmingly positive and, given that it is the #3 item in "Musical Instruments", I can't imagine it being bad.
It's not the best looking pair of headphones out there, however.
#9523 - Over-ear. 06/10/2014 on Technology Board +1
#9508 - I'm using eset nod32, it's great. Nice interface, minimal noti… 06/10/2014 on Technology Board 0
#9507 - I'm looking for new headphones. I have 50 bucks to spend. I li…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Technology Board +1
User avatar #9547 - beatmasterz (06/11/2014) [-]
Any experience with that thing?
User avatar #9557 - kober (06/11/2014) [-]
I'm more of an in-ear kind of person within that price range, so no; however, the reviews are overwhelmingly positive and, given that it is the #3 item in "Musical Instruments", I can't imagine it being bad.
It's not the best looking pair of headphones out there, however.
User avatar #9526 - bminous (06/10/2014) [-]
I find it amusing that you literally searched "best headphones"
User avatar #9556 - kober (06/11/2014) [-]
Damn straight.
User avatar #9521 - Mortuus (06/10/2014) [-]
You want IEMs or Over-ears?
User avatar #9523 - beatmasterz (06/10/2014) [-]
Over-ear.
#137930 - hurr durr tough love yeah that advice always works 06/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#137929 - Is a pink lump visible when you look at your anushole?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #137975 - revengeforfreeze (06/10/2014) [-]
i'll check it out
#137928 - Because when you do something good, nothing will go wrong. 06/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#22782 - It would look exactly the same. 06/10/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#39 - Yeah, we wouldn't want that to happen 06/10/2014 on George R.R. Feels 0
#107 - I only use it when I have to write a word with a capital that … 06/10/2014 on There can only be one. 0
#277 - It's nutritious as **** , dude. 06/10/2014 on Avocados are so hard to eat... 0
#126 - It's meh, it's like gta V. It just doesn't live up to the hype. 06/10/2014 on (untitled) +1
#20 - Do viruses /viri really look like that? Or do they no…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2014 on Hi I'm paul 0
User avatar #25 - agrani (06/08/2014) [-]
There are different shapes and forms to viruses, and one of their...species so to say, bacteriophags, do look like that indeed
but others as the HIV virus are just plain old circles with DNA inside them
User avatar #26 - agrani (06/08/2014) [-]
the "legs" serves to anchor themselves to different celss, mainly bacteria
User avatar #24 - sciencexplain (06/08/2014) [-]
That is confirmed to be the visual appearance when magnified of a bacteriophage, I do believe. Ask bioexplain, because this certainly isn't my strong suit.
User avatar #21 - roflnaut (06/08/2014) [-]
I am pretty sure that is what an actual bacteriophage looks like.
There are others that look different. Pretty sure bacillus looks like a cheese puff. My knowledge is a bit limited.
Kind of creepy how robotic they look.

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User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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