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Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:7/12/2014
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#22154 - Jack's alive in SotL, so there's a chance he might make it too… 05/24/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
#22145 - I bet Will is still alive.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Television - cartoon... 0
User avatar #22151 - eight (05/24/2014) [-]
Of course. Everyone else, not so sure though.
User avatar #22154 - beatmasterz (05/24/2014) [-]
Jack's alive in SotL, so there's a chance he might make it too. But Bryan isn't scared of ignoring the books completely.
#73 - But then what's the point of good deeds? 05/23/2014 on Good guy homeless man 0
#174 - More like Fatniss. 05/23/2014 on It is truly amazing -2
#176 - Physical abuse is also acceptable. 05/23/2014 on Friendship is Magic 0
#14208 - Doesn't need to be firm when you stir it. 05/22/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#397 - Is his mom a man? 05/20/2014 on Six-Word Stories 0
#14190 - Why not milk?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #14191 - newposterintown (05/20/2014) [-]
Not sure. Probably because milk makes eggs more light and fluffy, but when you make an omelet you want it to be firm, I guess.
User avatar #14208 - beatmasterz (05/22/2014) [-]
Doesn't need to be firm when you stir it.
#113 - I didn't say they copied it, they just resemble. Especially gt… 05/19/2014 on Far Cry Loading Screens 0
#14186 - Alright. And is omelet the same as scrambled?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/19/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #14187 - newposterintown (05/19/2014) [-]
When you stir the eggs, yes. Just add vegetables if you want, but not milk.
User avatar #14190 - beatmasterz (05/20/2014) [-]
Why not milk?
User avatar #14191 - newposterintown (05/20/2014) [-]
Not sure. Probably because milk makes eggs more light and fluffy, but when you make an omelet you want it to be firm, I guess.
User avatar #14208 - beatmasterz (05/22/2014) [-]
Doesn't need to be firm when you stir it.
#14185 - Thanks, I'll see how far I can get. 05/19/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#99 - I'm talking about the whole game. They're making a satire and …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Far Cry Loading Screens 0
User avatar #101 - dehnoobshow (05/18/2014) [-]
FarCry 3 and FarCry: Blood Dragon (Was it?) came out before GTA V.
User avatar #113 - beatmasterz (05/19/2014) [-]
I didn't say they copied it, they just resemble. Especially gta is like beating a mexican woman and force her to yell american stereotypes and using that as jokes.
#39 - Eh, to me it came off too much as "LOOK WE'RE IRONIC"  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2014 on Far Cry Loading Screens -7
User avatar #97 - dehnoobshow (05/18/2014) [-]
''Remember that time when you took that one guy down from behind''
That doesn't sound ironic.
User avatar #99 - beatmasterz (05/18/2014) [-]
I'm talking about the whole game. They're making a satire and they're doing it with the subtlety of GTA V.
User avatar #101 - dehnoobshow (05/18/2014) [-]
FarCry 3 and FarCry: Blood Dragon (Was it?) came out before GTA V.
User avatar #113 - beatmasterz (05/19/2014) [-]
I didn't say they copied it, they just resemble. Especially gta is like beating a mexican woman and force her to yell american stereotypes and using that as jokes.
#14162 - With which cooking method does an egg have the most nutrional …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #14197 - unncommon (05/20/2014) [-]
Raw
User avatar #14183 - newposterintown (05/19/2014) [-]
Can't find it, unfortunately. With an omelet, you can other other nutritionally valuable things, but I think boiling it would preserve the most of its natural nutritional value as an egg.
User avatar #14186 - beatmasterz (05/19/2014) [-]
Alright. And is omelet the same as scrambled?
User avatar #14187 - newposterintown (05/19/2014) [-]
When you stir the eggs, yes. Just add vegetables if you want, but not milk.
User avatar #14190 - beatmasterz (05/20/2014) [-]
Why not milk?
User avatar #14191 - newposterintown (05/20/2014) [-]
Not sure. Probably because milk makes eggs more light and fluffy, but when you make an omelet you want it to be firm, I guess.
User avatar #14208 - beatmasterz (05/22/2014) [-]
Doesn't need to be firm when you stir it.
User avatar #14182 - newposterintown (05/18/2014) [-]
Hmm...I had a chart...hold on, I might be able to find it somewhere.
#63819 - You can't explain it yourself? I'm not reading that, fight you…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #63820 - schnizel (05/17/2014) [-]
It's too late and I'm watching a movie.
Besides, I would have said the same.
#14157 - I'm 17, weigh about 130 lbs and I'm 5'7. I'm skinnyfat and wan…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #14193 - newposterintown (05/20/2014) [-]
Joining a gym is not mandatory, but you'll likely bulk up more and see more progress if you do. I myself use a pull-up bar, and do push-ups at home, only home workouts. Sprints and jogging too.
User avatar #14169 - bababadsheep (05/18/2014) [-]
Count your calories and eat more than your TDEE, for a clean bulk do around 200 more calories, for a dirty bulk do more than 200 excess calories.
Get a gym membership, if you are in highschool, use your school's gym if they have one.
Learn SS, that's Starting Strength. While the actual routine may not be what works best for you, the lessons on proper form, diet, and what the most important exercises are, are all important lessons.
Do compounds instead of isolation. This means, deadlift, squats, benchpress, clean and press, powercleans, and snatches. Basically all of the strongman and olympic lifts. Do isolation after you have gotten to an intermediate level of strength, you don't need it at first.
Use strstd.com and a photo diary to remind yourself of your progress. Once a month use strstd and take a photo, also checking your weight first thing in the morning every Monday. This will let you know if you are making progress or not.

Good luck.
User avatar #14185 - beatmasterz (05/19/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'll see how far I can get.
User avatar #14168 - lordketchup (05/18/2014) [-]
Eat big
Workout like a motherfucker
sleep alot
User avatar #14161 - marinepenguin (05/17/2014) [-]
I have a gym membership but I work out at home 90% of the time. But I basically have a home gym. The best way to gain size and strength is through a lot of food, barbell training, and a lot of rest.
#63817 - exactly 05/17/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#1749 - I get it, thanks. 05/17/2014 on /science/ board 0
#63816 - Jup, it is. You just don't want to be associated with nazis.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #63818 - schnizel (05/17/2014) [-]
voices.yahoo.com/the-differences-between-fascism-national-socialism-2008740.html
No, and no Dutchie.
User avatar #63819 - beatmasterz (05/17/2014) [-]
You can't explain it yourself? I'm not reading that, fight your own battles.
User avatar #63820 - schnizel (05/17/2014) [-]
It's too late and I'm watching a movie.
Besides, I would have said the same.
#63809 - It's exactly the same tho  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #63810 - schnizel (05/17/2014) [-]
Nope.
Nope and nope.
User avatar #63816 - beatmasterz (05/17/2014) [-]
Jup, it is. You just don't want to be associated with nazis.
User avatar #63818 - schnizel (05/17/2014) [-]
voices.yahoo.com/the-differences-between-fascism-national-socialism-2008740.html
No, and no Dutchie.
User avatar #63819 - beatmasterz (05/17/2014) [-]
You can't explain it yourself? I'm not reading that, fight your own battles.
User avatar #63820 - schnizel (05/17/2014) [-]
It's too late and I'm watching a movie.
Besides, I would have said the same.
#63808 - wow much cynisicm so smart 05/17/2014 on Politics - politics news,... +1
#63807 - Crippling the population of a country and suppress them enough…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#63812 - jewishcommunazi (05/17/2014) [-]
And force people to worship Satan and make parents sacrifice their first-born child in the name of Stalin.
User avatar #63817 - beatmasterz (05/17/2014) [-]
exactly
#133909 - You can also use scanurl dot net. 05/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#133908 - Show us the links and we'll judge. 05/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#1743 - Aaaaalrighty then 05/17/2014 on /science/ board 0

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User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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