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Age: 19
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Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#144062 - Does PUA actually work? It seems way over the top and way too …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/13/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#144065 - shangrula (07/13/2014) [-]
what is PUA exactly? if its these forums im finding on google, i'd say don't devote you're time to it.
#144066 - shangrula (07/13/2014) [-]
holy fucking shit. this filter on you're your is really fucking annoying.
User avatar #144068 - thatnigger (07/13/2014) [-]
Just remember to use the other one and just switch them around. It's real annoying though.
#144069 - shangrula (07/13/2014) [-]
will do X_X its ruined like 3 comments thus far which were otherwise grammatically and punctually correct.
#144064 - dehumanizer (07/13/2014) [-]
only if you are Chad
#30 - Well sure I'd probably do her, but that doesn't mean she's attractive 07/13/2014 on OC -3
#463 - **beatmasterz rolls 828,898** what's a titty squeezer 07/12/2014 on Big Titty Squeezer 0
#53 - These things? I wouldn't call that a slice, more like a chunk.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on My Mind is Still Blown 0
User avatar #54 - cormy (07/12/2014) [-]
Eh, usually when I think of chunks I think of cubic things that are usually large. And usually heavy. You know, a chunk of meat. A chunk of iron.
I don't use chunks when referring to fruits and vegetables. You can dice 'em, slice 'em , cut them into cubes, halves, cross-sections...
I wouldn't ask someone to pass me a chunk of orange. I would ask them to give me a slice of that orange.
#51 - Do you mean the triangles?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/12/2014 on My Mind is Still Blown 0
User avatar #52 - cormy (07/12/2014) [-]
Well sure if you want to call them that, though they really look nothing like triangles. They look like... Slices.
User avatar #59 - realvegzillar (07/12/2014) [-]
Segments
User avatar #63 - cormy (07/12/2014) [-]
A segment isn't really a word you can attribute to a shape though =\ It just means piece. You can have a segmented stick. There are many segments to a ship or train, none of them look like the shape of an orange slice.
It's too broad a term for me to attribute it to that particular piece of an orange.
User avatar #65 - realvegzillar (07/12/2014) [-]
_ "There are usually ten segments in an orange, but sometimes there are more."_
Source: simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(fruit)
User avatar #66 - cormy (07/12/2014) [-]
I know it has segments! I'm just saying that a segment doesn't specifically apply to the things we refer to as slices. There are other segments to an orange, like the ones within the segments you are referring to right now. Those individual pulp pieces are also segments.
#67 - realvegzillar (07/12/2014) [-]
#53 - beatmasterz (07/12/2014) [-]
These things? I wouldn't call that a slice, more like a chunk.
User avatar #54 - cormy (07/12/2014) [-]
Eh, usually when I think of chunks I think of cubic things that are usually large. And usually heavy. You know, a chunk of meat. A chunk of iron.
I don't use chunks when referring to fruits and vegetables. You can dice 'em, slice 'em , cut them into cubes, halves, cross-sections...
I wouldn't ask someone to pass me a chunk of orange. I would ask them to give me a slice of that orange.
#95 - HAH 07/12/2014 on She suspects nothing +1
#94 - **beatmasterz rolls 14** If dubs then my big tittied mommy … 07/12/2014 on She suspects nothing 0
#47 - What? Since when are oranges pre-sliced? Do you mean there are…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/12/2014 on My Mind is Still Blown 0
User avatar #50 - cormy (07/12/2014) [-]
He means that oranges have uh... Slices. I can't... Say it any other way. When you open an orange there are many individual juicy little pieces to it, each individually packaged with their owns skins. We refer to these as slices.
User avatar #51 - beatmasterz (07/12/2014) [-]
Do you mean the triangles?
User avatar #52 - cormy (07/12/2014) [-]
Well sure if you want to call them that, though they really look nothing like triangles. They look like... Slices.
User avatar #59 - realvegzillar (07/12/2014) [-]
Segments
User avatar #63 - cormy (07/12/2014) [-]
A segment isn't really a word you can attribute to a shape though =\ It just means piece. You can have a segmented stick. There are many segments to a ship or train, none of them look like the shape of an orange slice.
It's too broad a term for me to attribute it to that particular piece of an orange.
User avatar #65 - realvegzillar (07/12/2014) [-]
_ "There are usually ten segments in an orange, but sometimes there are more."_
Source: simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_(fruit)
User avatar #66 - cormy (07/12/2014) [-]
I know it has segments! I'm just saying that a segment doesn't specifically apply to the things we refer to as slices. There are other segments to an orange, like the ones within the segments you are referring to right now. Those individual pulp pieces are also segments.
#67 - realvegzillar (07/12/2014) [-]
#53 - beatmasterz (07/12/2014) [-]
These things? I wouldn't call that a slice, more like a chunk.
User avatar #54 - cormy (07/12/2014) [-]
Eh, usually when I think of chunks I think of cubic things that are usually large. And usually heavy. You know, a chunk of meat. A chunk of iron.
I don't use chunks when referring to fruits and vegetables. You can dice 'em, slice 'em , cut them into cubes, halves, cross-sections...
I wouldn't ask someone to pass me a chunk of orange. I would ask them to give me a slice of that orange.
#29 - Tumblr is full of little kids.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on my life in one post 0
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/12/2014) [-]
Wow, you think?
#67 - That's how good his music is. 07/12/2014 on M&Ms +1
#39 - If your "faith" in humanity is lost or restored by r… 07/12/2014 on Faith in Humanity by Vlade +10
#30 - Just say no homo and you're fine. 07/10/2014 on yes, yes it would. 0
#143505 - Then just ask her for a drink or a movie, if she's not retarde… 07/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#143382 - Is there a website where I can ask a medical question and a do…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #143443 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx (07/10/2014) [-]
Yes/ Kinda.

www.healthtap.com/
User avatar #143429 - nigalthornberry (07/10/2014) [-]
If there is it wouldn't be very accurate
User avatar #143428 - misticalz (07/10/2014) [-]
I don't think so
but if you need a doctor, go to a doctor

or call him
#143381 - "Your boyfriend must be a lucky guy." A: &q…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +3
User avatar #143432 - AnonymousPWN (07/10/2014) [-]
sorry should have been more specific, I know she doesn't have a boyfriend, I just want to know if she's seeing someone (like they're getting together)
User avatar #143505 - beatmasterz (07/10/2014) [-]
Then just ask her for a drink or a movie, if she's not retarded she'll pick up the hint.
#30417 - Avenge us, germanbros 07/10/2014 on Sports - sports news, news... +1
#1851 - **beatmasterz rolled image ** 07/10/2014 on fj prison 0
#445 - you come at the king you best not miss *****  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text +1
User avatar #493 - ashyboii (07/09/2014) [-]
haha good roll though man enjoy your red text
#156 - **** yes, #1 baby  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#217 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/09/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 548,733,836**
#147 - **beatmasterz rolls 998,652,408**  [+] (13 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text +89
#937 - bohemianblasphemy (07/09/2014) [-]
**bohemianblasphemy rolls 787,014,111**
User avatar #914 - lastsensei (07/09/2014) [-]
**lastsensei rolls 929,926,246**
User avatar #849 - ultimateasshole (07/09/2014) [-]
**ultimateasshole rolls 919,980,532**
User avatar #822 - broswagonist (07/09/2014) [-]
You got beat nigga
#818 - rihardololz (07/09/2014) [-]
**rihardololz rolls 217,574,661**
#593 - selfrazedzealot (07/09/2014) [-]
**selfrazedzealot rolls 485,121,942**
#562 - kriml (07/09/2014) [-]
**kriml rolls 758,037,913**
User avatar #474 - kua (07/09/2014) [-]
**kua rolls 621,283,765**
#173 - victhree (07/09/2014) [-]
Yo win nigga
User avatar #2158 - vgmddg (07/09/2014) [-]
Nope. #1930 - 999,955,479
#209 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/09/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 644,586,907**
User avatar #156 - beatmasterz (07/09/2014) [-]
fuck yes, #1 baby
#217 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/09/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolls 548,733,836**
#142977 - Well it looks like the problem is not your environment but you…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#142978 - deckbox (07/08/2014) [-]
prob will , if i start again might have another chance
#142971 - How old are you?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#142972 - deckbox (07/08/2014) [-]
just had my 30th birthday of which only my parents and sister were party to, I just wanted to stay at my house and not see or do anything.

What i really wanted to do was go to silverstone or sonisphere, or even wimbledon, but feel that where i am nothing is ever going to happen and I will just get harassed to death or succumb to my own isolation
User avatar #142977 - beatmasterz (07/08/2014) [-]
Well it looks like the problem is not your environment but your character. Changing cities is not going to fix that.
#142978 - deckbox (07/08/2014) [-]
prob will , if i start again might have another chance
#23524 - HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD 07/08/2014 on Television - cartoon... +2
#142968 - Well there's an obvious answer to that, but I don't recommend it.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#142969 - deckbox (07/08/2014) [-]
lol not as in offing myself, gotta wait for one piece to end which prob wont be for donkeys yet :p

na just had enough really of the enviroment and not really got friends here
User avatar #142971 - beatmasterz (07/08/2014) [-]
How old are you?
#142972 - deckbox (07/08/2014) [-]
just had my 30th birthday of which only my parents and sister were party to, I just wanted to stay at my house and not see or do anything.

What i really wanted to do was go to silverstone or sonisphere, or even wimbledon, but feel that where i am nothing is ever going to happen and I will just get harassed to death or succumb to my own isolation
User avatar #142977 - beatmasterz (07/08/2014) [-]
Well it looks like the problem is not your environment but your character. Changing cities is not going to fix that.
#142978 - deckbox (07/08/2014) [-]
prob will , if i start again might have another chance
#142967 - Not necessarily 07/08/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0

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User avatar #65 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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