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beatmasterz

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#7913
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
Content Thumbs: 741 total,  998 ,  257
Comment Thumbs: 12773 total,  16471 ,  3698
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 74 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 42.8% (428/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:5884
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:5603
FJ Points:3744

latest user's comments

#68 - That dick actually stored all of it on a flash drive.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2015 on Science +6
#79 - supersixfourr (03/04/2015) [-]
I put mine on a flash drive so it doesn't slow my computer and allows me to share with my buddies when I got some good material to share
User avatar #74 - sanbonzakura (03/04/2015) [-]
you cant let good porn go to waste
User avatar #90 - mitchthehugeman (03/04/2015) [-]
Exactly. I'd bring along a laptop and stream all the porn at his funeral
#116 - ayy lmao 03/04/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#627 - At least you'll be around people  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #628 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Pheh, people who might end up hating me if I fuck up but I guess it's something.
#611 - holland. I imagine education is about the same. So yeah once y…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #621 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Can't make it to college with my grades, like no way. I'll be lucky to pass this.. then I've got military conscription for 2016.
User avatar #627 - beatmasterz (03/03/2015) [-]
At least you'll be around people
User avatar #628 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Pheh, people who might end up hating me if I fuck up but I guess it's something.
#604 - Where do you live my friend?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #608 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Finland. How about you?
User avatar #611 - beatmasterz (03/03/2015) [-]
holland. I imagine education is about the same. So yeah once you get out of middle school and go to college it'll all get better. Hopefully
User avatar #621 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Can't make it to college with my grades, like no way. I'll be lucky to pass this.. then I've got military conscription for 2016.
User avatar #627 - beatmasterz (03/03/2015) [-]
At least you'll be around people
User avatar #628 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Pheh, people who might end up hating me if I fuck up but I guess it's something.
#601 - Yes, having crushes on girls is very homo of me.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... +1
#606 - Absolute Madman (03/03/2015) [-]
Exactly fgt
User avatar #623 - hardstylehobo (03/03/2015) [-]
Don't you have any friends to harass?
#630 - Absolute Madman (03/03/2015) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #631 - hardstylehobo (03/03/2015) [-]
I highly doubt that
#635 - Absolute Madman (03/03/2015) [-]
Ok
#598 - I'm sorry bro, is it curable?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#834 - crazyusername (03/03/2015) [-]
Chances are high, it was detected on early stages, and thanks
#595 - Same here, are you in college?  [+] (7 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #602 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Mmm no. Uhh... I've almost finished upper secondary school which I guess is pretty close to High School in US.
User avatar #604 - beatmasterz (03/03/2015) [-]
Where do you live my friend?
User avatar #608 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Finland. How about you?
User avatar #611 - beatmasterz (03/03/2015) [-]
holland. I imagine education is about the same. So yeah once you get out of middle school and go to college it'll all get better. Hopefully
User avatar #621 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Can't make it to college with my grades, like no way. I'll be lucky to pass this.. then I've got military conscription for 2016.
User avatar #627 - beatmasterz (03/03/2015) [-]
At least you'll be around people
User avatar #628 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Pheh, people who might end up hating me if I fuck up but I guess it's something.
#592 - They're like minor crushes on girls that go away after a while.  [+] (7 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#599 - Absolute Madman (03/03/2015) [-]
Typical fag
User avatar #601 - beatmasterz (03/03/2015) [-]
Yes, having crushes on girls is very homo of me.
#606 - Absolute Madman (03/03/2015) [-]
Exactly fgt
User avatar #623 - hardstylehobo (03/03/2015) [-]
Don't you have any friends to harass?
#630 - Absolute Madman (03/03/2015) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #631 - hardstylehobo (03/03/2015) [-]
I highly doubt that
#635 - Absolute Madman (03/03/2015) [-]
Ok
#588 - The less you go out the worse it gets man.  [+] (9 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
User avatar #593 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know but nobody to really go out with so.. yeah.
User avatar #595 - beatmasterz (03/03/2015) [-]
Same here, are you in college?
User avatar #602 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Mmm no. Uhh... I've almost finished upper secondary school which I guess is pretty close to High School in US.
User avatar #604 - beatmasterz (03/03/2015) [-]
Where do you live my friend?
User avatar #608 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Finland. How about you?
User avatar #611 - beatmasterz (03/03/2015) [-]
holland. I imagine education is about the same. So yeah once you get out of middle school and go to college it'll all get better. Hopefully
User avatar #621 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Can't make it to college with my grades, like no way. I'll be lucky to pass this.. then I've got military conscription for 2016.
User avatar #627 - beatmasterz (03/03/2015) [-]
At least you'll be around people
User avatar #628 - gonzta (03/03/2015) [-]
Pheh, people who might end up hating me if I fuck up but I guess it's something.
#586 - I'm isolated by this crappy town and the only way to get out i…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... 0
#589 - Absolute Madman (03/03/2015) [-]
Onewhatses?
User avatar #592 - beatmasterz (03/03/2015) [-]
They're like minor crushes on girls that go away after a while.
#599 - Absolute Madman (03/03/2015) [-]
Typical fag
User avatar #601 - beatmasterz (03/03/2015) [-]
Yes, having crushes on girls is very homo of me.
#606 - Absolute Madman (03/03/2015) [-]
Exactly fgt
User avatar #623 - hardstylehobo (03/03/2015) [-]
Don't you have any friends to harass?
#630 - Absolute Madman (03/03/2015) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #631 - hardstylehobo (03/03/2015) [-]
I highly doubt that
#635 - Absolute Madman (03/03/2015) [-]
Ok
#58 - Yes but it affects the whole world as most popular websites ar…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on They Did a Thing +1
User avatar #60 - lennybrown (02/27/2015) [-]
well I think it depends on server locations, So for instance Netflix in an american company but if one of there servers are Germany can do nothing to change that server because of a European law the protect ISP changing that passed in April last year. basically it just effects american hosted servers what ever this FCC thing is am not really sure what this is but correct me if am wrong.
User avatar #61 - shieldanvil (02/27/2015) [-]
you are right, it will only effect you if you are using an american service provider, even if the server is over here, local providers don't regulate the transatlantic cable. so if you are not within the US borders this means very little to you.
#113 - Absolute Madman (02/27/2015) [-]
*affect
#401 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cah answer*"** **beatmasterz roll… 02/26/2015 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
#400 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cah question*"** **beatmasterz ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Cards Against Humanity... 0
User avatar #401 - beatmasterz (02/26/2015) [-]
**beatmasterz used "*roll cah answer*"**
**beatmasterz rolls Going viral on YouTube.**
#42 - As a drug dealer and an avid user of nokia phones I do not feel old. 02/25/2015 on Feeling a bit older now? -1
#13 - Why is this suddenly a thing now? Hasn't this always been around?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on JFCMSB +5
User avatar #14 - xxfalconxx (02/23/2015) [-]
It has, but then there were a bunch of bert and ernie comps referencing it and the jokes came back with a vengeance
#302 - Meeting her. 02/23/2015 on Biggest regret in life? +1
#11 - You want more mafia? 02/22/2015 on It's nice to see ppl get... 0
#248 - I wish I had stupid people on my FB so I could rek them. 02/22/2015 on Autistic Olympics #4 0
#57 - Picture 02/22/2015 on Best of both worlds +28
#52 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cis privilege*"** **beatmasterz r… 02/21/2015 on Did you check your... 0
#73 - I bench 50 too and have way less chest than you. How tall are you? 02/20/2015 on Respect 0
#72 - Comment deleted 02/20/2015 on Respect 0
#1240 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Be vain and post your... +1
#3105 - eydis (02/20/2015) [-]
#153 - Lack of discipline, isolated childhood, remnants of vicious acne. 02/19/2015 on How did you get screwed... 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #66 - carnivoreapples ONLINE (05/17/2015) [-]
poopface
User avatar #65 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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