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beatmasterz

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:2/27/2015
Location:Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7728
Comment Ranking:#10735
Highest Content Rank:#6889
Highest Comment Rank:#282
Content Thumbs: 741 total,  998 ,  257
Comment Thumbs: 12593 total,  16148 ,  3555
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 74 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 28.9% (289/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:5860
Times Content Favorited:3 times
Total Comments Made:5332
FJ Points:3605

latest user's comments

#15 - Not defending feminsists or anything but Dan Bilzerian is one …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Dan Bilzerian. Because..... 0
User avatar #24 - jdrinfantry (12/25/2014) [-]
Suck a dick
User avatar #25 - beatmasterz (12/25/2014) [-]
I woudl but I already sucked your dad's
User avatar #27 - jdrinfantry (12/25/2014) [-]
How does it feel to be necrophilic, fag?
User avatar #31 - beatmasterz (12/25/2014) [-]
ask your dad
User avatar #22 - spelt (12/25/2014) [-]
Don't worry he had 3 heart attacks already, he'll be gone in a few years.
#41 - Being 7'2 myself, I can't meet girls because I never fit throu… 12/25/2014 on No Hate +1
#147 - Honestly I just downloaded most of them off deviantart. But I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Cool Trick I found... +1
User avatar #150 - studmaster (12/25/2014) [-]
To deviant art it is!
User avatar #171 - drewbug (12/25/2014) [-]
Hahaha, I've been browsing for ages now. If you like the without folder border effect here's some dood artists' ive finally found
darklephise.deviantart.com/
amirovic.deviantart.com/
#153 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cah answer*"** **beatmasterz roll… 12/25/2014 on too real man 0
#152 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cah question*"** **beatmasterz ro…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on too real man 0
User avatar #153 - beatmasterz (12/25/2014) [-]
**beatmasterz used "*roll cah answer*"**
**beatmasterz rolls The folly of man.**
#118 - I've done this for ages.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Cool Trick I found... +1
User avatar #144 - studmaster (12/25/2014) [-]
How did you make it cool looking? I can only make it a square
User avatar #147 - beatmasterz (12/25/2014) [-]
Honestly I just downloaded most of them off deviantart. But I'm sure if you're decent with photoshop you can make a shape on a transparent composition.
User avatar #150 - studmaster (12/25/2014) [-]
To deviant art it is!
User avatar #171 - drewbug (12/25/2014) [-]
Hahaha, I've been browsing for ages now. If you like the without folder border effect here's some dood artists' ive finally found
darklephise.deviantart.com/
amirovic.deviantart.com/
#30 - HAHAHAHHAAHAH LE FUNNY BURN MEME HAHAHAHA;EIOFJOAIEJFIOJASIOIO… 12/24/2014 on Supah Hot 0
#351409 - I talked to a person with gender dysphoria today. Guess what? … 12/22/2014 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#71 - Don't ruin it you cynical asshole 12/22/2014 on Kit Kat wins, even if it loses +1
#168036 - Female argonian. 12/22/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#100 - Just vault over the railing ***** 12/22/2014 on Mo Money 0
#167953 - **beatmasterz used "*roll 2, 1-99*"** **beatmasterz rolls 3…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #167954 - sugoi (12/22/2014) [-]
ggnore
User avatar #167991 - brownskin (12/22/2014) [-]
Are we talking a male or female argonian?
User avatar #167992 - sugoi (12/22/2014) [-]
I believe males would be "Lusty Butler."
Since he has specified Lusty Maid I believe she will be a female Argonian.
User avatar #167994 - brownskin (12/22/2014) [-]
played the game numerous times on Xbox. Not only is this my first PC play-through, but my first female play-through. Any other details you wish to add (marriage, civil war quest line, etc.)? you do have the reigns here
User avatar #167995 - sugoi (12/22/2014) [-]
No I do not.
Since I did not roll the dubs lel.
User avatar #167997 - brownskin (12/22/2014) [-]
whoops, sorry about that, thought i was opening up a conversation with the roller of dubs. beatmasterz, if you would kindly answer my previous questions?
User avatar #168036 - beatmasterz (12/22/2014) [-]
Female argonian.
#73 - They're talking about >5'8 12/19/2014 on Picky Women 0
#161 - >cartoon I knew I wasn't weird 12/19/2014 on Porn Searches 0
#167437 - You're 22. You don't get to choose amymore. 12/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#391 - **beatmasterz used "*roll cis privilege*"** **beatmasterz r… 12/16/2014 on Did you check your... +1
#3598 - Thanks 12/16/2014 on /science/ board 0
#68 - Yeah it's not like our delta works have been declared one of t… 12/16/2014 on Global warning +2
#65 - We're the only country in the world who succesfully conquered …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Global warning +1
#67 - adamks (12/16/2014) [-]
You have not conquered water, you just have yet to be conquered by it. Also, let's not talk about the rest of your achievements, as they are so few and far between that everyone knows about them.
User avatar #68 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Yeah it's not like our delta works have been declared one of the seven world wonders of civil engineering...
#3596 - Theirs are dark blue and mine are grey-green. What would case …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/16/2014 on /science/ board 0
User avatar #3597 - nimba (12/16/2014) [-]
I don't particularly think it's that upon a little bit of reading. There are a number of genes and alleles which contribute to the spectrum of eye colours. Your parents are double recessive for the genes that produces melanin on the iris, which guarantees for recessive eye colours like yours to be produced, those colours dictated by the genotype of other genes. Your parents may have had a genotype in the other genes like Gg x Gg - G means blue and g means green. If G is dominant to g then they will present with blue eyes in the absence of melanin. However there is a 0.25 probability that their progeny can be double recessive for this gene - which could explain you having a supposed genotype gg.
So I guess if you consider a 1 in 4 chance occurring to be freakish then I suppose you could be considered a freak in that regard, though I wouldn't really.
User avatar #3598 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Thanks
#63 - That was also the last time a flood every happened in the hist…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Global warning +3
#64 - adamks (12/16/2014) [-]
Kinda sounds more like you're the water bitch and constantly have to barricade to make sure it doesn't destroy everything you love?
User avatar #65 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
We're the only country in the world who succesfully conquered water. FUCKING WATER. Do I also need to add we made spain our bitch? And I'm not even talking about the world cup.
#67 - adamks (12/16/2014) [-]
You have not conquered water, you just have yet to be conquered by it. Also, let's not talk about the rest of your achievements, as they are so few and far between that everyone knows about them.
User avatar #68 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Yeah it's not like our delta works have been declared one of the seven world wonders of civil engineering...
#3592 - My parents both have blue eyes and I have green eyes. Am I a g…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2014 on /science/ board 0
#3630 - anonexplains (12/18/2014) [-]
you;re adopted
User avatar #3595 - nimba (12/16/2014) [-]
blue eyes can turn into green eyes after the fact. You probably have a blue eye genotype but your phenotype may be different because of post-sexual modification or differences in your gene expression but these can be difficult to predict without a genetic test.
Also these things can be subjective - are both your parents definitely blue eyed and are you definitely green eyed or is it possible that your eyes are merely on the greenish end of the blue spectrum?
User avatar #3596 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Theirs are dark blue and mine are grey-green. What would case this alteration?
User avatar #3597 - nimba (12/16/2014) [-]
I don't particularly think it's that upon a little bit of reading. There are a number of genes and alleles which contribute to the spectrum of eye colours. Your parents are double recessive for the genes that produces melanin on the iris, which guarantees for recessive eye colours like yours to be produced, those colours dictated by the genotype of other genes. Your parents may have had a genotype in the other genes like Gg x Gg - G means blue and g means green. If G is dominant to g then they will present with blue eyes in the absence of melanin. However there is a 0.25 probability that their progeny can be double recessive for this gene - which could explain you having a supposed genotype gg.
So I guess if you consider a 1 in 4 chance occurring to be freakish then I suppose you could be considered a freak in that regard, though I wouldn't really.
User avatar #3598 - beatmasterz (12/16/2014) [-]
Thanks
#44 - As a devout fan of the sopranos I can confirm this is how ital… 12/16/2014 on Personal space. +3
#118 - "CRISP CCRRRRIIIISSP CCCRISP CRIIIIISSPPPP" 12/16/2014 on Useless stoner "epiphanies" +8
#43 - That's not the point of his persona though. 12/15/2014 on Selfie 0
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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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