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#14826 - Eat less and lift overall. Don't try to "target" the…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#14827 - thedavster (07/03/2014) [-]
ok(sorry for my ignorance)but lifting weights will help me to lose weight or just making my upper body wider?
User avatar #14828 - beatmasterz (07/03/2014) [-]
It does both. Lifting weights in combination with cutting is your best bet.
#14825 - Yes, squat heavy and squat and you'll have a perfect ass in a year. 07/03/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
#14824 - tfw lifting for more than a month and literally no gains  [+] (15 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Fitness - muscle and... 0
User avatar #14844 - marinepenguin (07/04/2014) [-]
Do what scoobydoobydo said, and make sure you are eating enough to allow your body to grow and recover.
User avatar #14845 - beatmasterz (07/04/2014) [-]
The thing is that I've gained about 5kg in about a month. And I haven't gotten fat, does that mean I've put on 5kg of muscle?
User avatar #14846 - marinepenguin (07/04/2014) [-]
No. A typical person can gain about 2lbs of pure muscle in one month, or .5lbs per week. BUT, because you are a novice and you have your noobie gains, you could have possibly done double that. So more then likely you broke even on fat and muscle, meaning that your body fat percentage stayed that same.
User avatar #14847 - beatmasterz (07/04/2014) [-]
So where's the 5kg muscle then? Because it sure ain't visible.
User avatar #14849 - marinepenguin (07/04/2014) [-]
Plus, like I said, you didn't gain 5kg of pure muscle. You gained maybe 1.5 or 2 kg of muscle and the rest fat.
User avatar #14850 - beatmasterz (07/04/2014) [-]
If you say so man.
User avatar #14851 - marinepenguin (07/04/2014) [-]
It's only been a month dude. 5kg in a month, if it's split even between muscle and fat evenly, is pretty damn impressive.

Most people gain 3 or 4 pounds of fat for every pound of muscle. So you are on the right track. Your goals should be set for years ahead, not a couple months.
User avatar #14852 - beatmasterz (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks. I know that it takes a lot longer I just figured I did something wrong or anything.
User avatar #14848 - marinepenguin (07/04/2014) [-]
Takes a while to see a change. 1 pound of muscle, or even a kilogram of muscle is spread throughout the body evenly. So you won't see that big of a difference.

It's been one month man, give it time.

So I noticed a difference myself after gaining about 20 pounds. My family and friends noticed around 25 pounds. But I'm also tall, so I had even more surface area to spread that weight over.
User avatar #14839 - scoobydoobydo (07/04/2014) [-]
Google Rippetoe's starting strength and be consistent. Noobie gains are so wonderful.
User avatar #14833 - leobaloy (07/03/2014) [-]
what teoberry said

Its pretty unnoticeable after a month, many people want immediate results because we live in a microwave world. They don't see those immediate results, and say "fuck it, I just have bad genes".

When people ask me how to work out and shit, after I tell them what I do. I always tell them to take a picture of themselves before starting, and then take one each month, and they'll be able to see the difference over time
User avatar #14829 - teoberry (07/03/2014) [-]
lift harder
User avatar #14830 - beatmasterz (07/03/2014) [-]
great advice man
User avatar #14831 - teoberry (07/03/2014) [-]
Seriously though you do have gains. They may not be too noticeable yet but keep on putting in work and you'll see some.
User avatar #14832 - beatmasterz (07/03/2014) [-]
Well I've only been half-bulking and using machines. So I'm gonna eat more and switch to freeweights.
And start with the Reg Park routine.
#122 - That's a big pizza.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on 4chan - Pizza design... 0
User avatar #124 - sphincterface (07/03/2014) [-]
For you
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#103 - Just don't drink soda, it's unhealthy anyway. 07/02/2014 on coke 0
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#54 - Backwards Jeep kind of spells deer, was that on purpose? 07/02/2014 on Jeep 0
#142 - Remove last three panels for feels. 07/01/2014 on we all know where this is... 0
#87 - but ***** humans =/= neanderthals  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on This week in science | June 29 0
#89 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
> imblyign niggas = humans
#65083 - sure you will buddy  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65084 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the support mate.
#65081 - east, whatever, all the same.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65082 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Balkans.
If my time comes I shall live it.
User avatar #65083 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
sure you will buddy
User avatar #65084 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for the support mate.
#65079 - You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so o…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
#65077 - Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean **** . Hierarchi…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
#65075 - Does that make you an emperor? Are you in any position of powe…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65076 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #65077 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean shit. Hierarchies that are not based on dominance are arbitrary and useless.
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
#65073 - *not to 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#65072 - But who cares that it's more royal to call an emperor a dictat…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#65094 - youregaylol (07/01/2014) [-]
I think the only emperor left in the world is the Japanese emperor, so unless you become a convincing geisha ya, you probably wont ever meet an emperor.
User avatar #65074 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigger, I have royal blood in me so you are talking to one.
User avatar #65075 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Does that make you an emperor? Are you in any position of power right now?
User avatar #65076 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #65077 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean shit. Hierarchies that are not based on dominance are arbitrary and useless.
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
User avatar #65073 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
*not to
#65070 - So?  [+] (11 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#65071 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
You have been enriched.
User avatar #65072 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
But who cares that it's more royal to call an emperor a dictator. First off all it's an opinion, second of all that doesn't change anything, third I will never meet and emperor so why would I care.
#65094 - youregaylol (07/01/2014) [-]
I think the only emperor left in the world is the Japanese emperor, so unless you become a convincing geisha ya, you probably wont ever meet an emperor.
User avatar #65074 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigger, I have royal blood in me so you are talking to one.
User avatar #65075 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Does that make you an emperor? Are you in any position of power right now?
User avatar #65076 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #65077 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean shit. Hierarchies that are not based on dominance are arbitrary and useless.
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
User avatar #65073 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
*not to
#65068 - Saying it twice doesn't make it more true  [+] (13 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65069 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
It's more royal to call an emperor a monarch instead of calling him a dictator.
User avatar #65070 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
So?
#65071 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
You have been enriched.
User avatar #65072 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
But who cares that it's more royal to call an emperor a dictator. First off all it's an opinion, second of all that doesn't change anything, third I will never meet and emperor so why would I care.
#65094 - youregaylol (07/01/2014) [-]
I think the only emperor left in the world is the Japanese emperor, so unless you become a convincing geisha ya, you probably wont ever meet an emperor.
User avatar #65074 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigger, I have royal blood in me so you are talking to one.
User avatar #65075 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Does that make you an emperor? Are you in any position of power right now?
User avatar #65076 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #65077 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean shit. Hierarchies that are not based on dominance are arbitrary and useless.
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
User avatar #65073 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
*not to
#65066 - no  [+] (15 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65067 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Royalty.
User avatar #65068 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Saying it twice doesn't make it more true
User avatar #65069 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
It's more royal to call an emperor a monarch instead of calling him a dictator.
User avatar #65070 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
So?
#65071 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
You have been enriched.
User avatar #65072 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
But who cares that it's more royal to call an emperor a dictator. First off all it's an opinion, second of all that doesn't change anything, third I will never meet and emperor so why would I care.
#65094 - youregaylol (07/01/2014) [-]
I think the only emperor left in the world is the Japanese emperor, so unless you become a convincing geisha ya, you probably wont ever meet an emperor.
User avatar #65074 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigger, I have royal blood in me so you are talking to one.
User avatar #65075 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Does that make you an emperor? Are you in any position of power right now?
User avatar #65076 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #65077 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean shit. Hierarchies that are not based on dominance are arbitrary and useless.
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
User avatar #65073 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
*not to
#65064 - A dictator is someone with absolute power, nothing more. Emper…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65065 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Royalty.
User avatar #65066 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #65067 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Royalty.
User avatar #65068 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Saying it twice doesn't make it more true
User avatar #65069 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
It's more royal to call an emperor a monarch instead of calling him a dictator.
User avatar #65070 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
So?
#65071 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
You have been enriched.
User avatar #65072 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
But who cares that it's more royal to call an emperor a dictator. First off all it's an opinion, second of all that doesn't change anything, third I will never meet and emperor so why would I care.
#65094 - youregaylol (07/01/2014) [-]
I think the only emperor left in the world is the Japanese emperor, so unless you become a convincing geisha ya, you probably wont ever meet an emperor.
User avatar #65074 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigger, I have royal blood in me so you are talking to one.
User avatar #65075 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Does that make you an emperor? Are you in any position of power right now?
User avatar #65076 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #65077 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean shit. Hierarchies that are not based on dominance are arbitrary and useless.
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
User avatar #65073 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
*not to
#65060 - They usually are.  [+] (19 new replies) 06/30/2014 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #65063 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Depends on who you are talking about but isn't it more fitting to call an emperor a monarch instead of calling him a dictators. It's more royal.
User avatar #65064 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
A dictator is someone with absolute power, nothing more. Emperors hold absolute power, therefore.....
User avatar #65065 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Royalty.
User avatar #65066 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #65067 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Royalty.
User avatar #65068 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Saying it twice doesn't make it more true
User avatar #65069 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
It's more royal to call an emperor a monarch instead of calling him a dictator.
User avatar #65070 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
So?
#65071 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
You have been enriched.
User avatar #65072 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
But who cares that it's more royal to call an emperor a dictator. First off all it's an opinion, second of all that doesn't change anything, third I will never meet and emperor so why would I care.
#65094 - youregaylol (07/01/2014) [-]
I think the only emperor left in the world is the Japanese emperor, so unless you become a convincing geisha ya, you probably wont ever meet an emperor.
User avatar #65074 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Nigger, I have royal blood in me so you are talking to one.
User avatar #65075 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Does that make you an emperor? Are you in any position of power right now?
User avatar #65076 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
Not yet.
User avatar #65077 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
Exactly. Royal blood doesn't mean shit. Hierarchies that are not based on dominance are arbitrary and useless.
User avatar #65078 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
To you, but time will tell.
User avatar #65079 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
You live in central europe right? No surprise that you're so oblivious about ruling a country.
User avatar #65080 - schnizel (06/30/2014) [-]
I don't think Bosnia is in central Europe.
User avatar #65073 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
*not to
#5396 - **beatmasterz rolled user altairibnlaahad ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#68 - How does HUMAN **** tell us about what NEANDERTHA…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on This week in science | June 29 +1
#85 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Stick your ear in your shit and tell me you don't hear it say what you ate.
User avatar #87 - beatmasterz (06/30/2014) [-]
but nigga humans =/= neanderthals
#89 - Orc (06/30/2014) [-]
> imblyign niggas = humans

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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