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beatmasterz

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Location:Netherlands
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 741 total,  998 ,  257
Comment Thumbs: 13750 total,  17809 ,  4059
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 74 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 75 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 9.2% (92/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:5933
Times Content Favorited:2 times
Total Comments Made:5935
FJ Points:4408

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#25 - No but cardio burns lots of calories that have to be compensated for. 09/24/2015 on Bodybuilding FTW +8
#30 - wow 4 months. that's like 1plate bench and 3 plate deadlift  [+] (3 new replies) 09/24/2015 on Right in time +4
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#83 - schnizel (09/24/2015) [-]
4u
I've lifted for a couple of years but in the last couple of months I started lifting regularly
#102 - enlightednatzie (09/24/2015) [-]
Dont use steroids or else you'd get arrested. This guy used steroids and medical marijuana and got 21 years prison. You dont fuck around in Norway i tell ya hwat!
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#107 - schnizel (09/24/2015) [-]
k
#249 - he was right though 09/22/2015 on Paul Kuczynski Satire Comp 0
#247 - Three years ago. I was such a dork.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2015 on Paul Kuczynski Satire Comp 0
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#248 - jonnyfrosty (09/22/2015) [-]
Poetic
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#249 - beatmasterz (09/22/2015) [-]
he was right though
#245 - woah  [+] (4 new replies) 09/22/2015 on Paul Kuczynski Satire Comp 0
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#246 - jonnyfrosty (09/22/2015) [-]
Appearantly he doesnt
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#247 - beatmasterz (09/22/2015) [-]
Three years ago. I was such a dork.
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#248 - jonnyfrosty (09/22/2015) [-]
Poetic
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#249 - beatmasterz (09/22/2015) [-]
he was right though
#91 - thanks fam 09/22/2015 on Randoms 6 +1
#57 - Can someone translate this urban language?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2015 on Randoms 6 +2
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#72 - mahusername (09/22/2015) [-]
Her it is in Unga Bunga Your girl cheats and you less god one
Stop give away private things
#71 - covered (09/22/2015) [-]
A "side nigga/dude" is the person a female (or male if u gay af) has relations with unbeknownst to their actual partner. Steps must be taken to ensure the main partner does not find out about the side nigga/dude, and the side nigga/dude should be notified that they are as such, makes it easier to keep it a secret. Protip: Don't let your side know anything about your main, don't even let them see their face, they can't snitch to who they never saw. Vice versa for male
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#91 - beatmasterz (09/22/2015) [-]
thanks fam
#49 - Not my parents 09/22/2015 on Get the job done 0
#29 - That's just something uggos say 09/21/2015 on Get the job done +4
#24 - Teenagers are gonna teenage, doesn't have anything to do with gender.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2015 on Get the job done +2
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#33 - kristovsky (09/21/2015) [-]
Teenage girls crave for attention far more than teenage guys. Any parent will tell you that.
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#49 - beatmasterz (09/22/2015) [-]
Not my parents
#20 - guys do that too  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2015 on Get the job done +1
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#21 - hwaraam (09/21/2015) [-]
but less
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#24 - beatmasterz (09/21/2015) [-]
Teenagers are gonna teenage, doesn't have anything to do with gender.
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#33 - kristovsky (09/21/2015) [-]
Teenage girls crave for attention far more than teenage guys. Any parent will tell you that.
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#49 - beatmasterz (09/22/2015) [-]
Not my parents
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#23 - shaddyz (09/21/2015) [-]
my cousin did that...
#19 - Same with men if you're not hideous.  [+] (8 new replies) 09/21/2015 on Get the job done +2
#25 - imayan (09/21/2015) [-]
*Same with men if you're over 6ft tall and with admin's muscles
#36 - SemiAnon (09/21/2015) [-]
Just like a 5 is not going to score with Channing Tatum at a club, a 5 is not going to score with Scarlett Johansson.
The biggest problem I think the guys who think its hard to pick up women have is that they aim out of their league all the time. Like they feel entitled to sleep with attractive women when they themselves are not attractive.
Go call the ugly chick pretty. She'll suck your dick.
#41 - imayan (09/21/2015) [-]
Ok so, let me clarify.

The comment I 'rewrote' was originally a reply to a comment saying that women have a 90% chance of hooking up with somebody. So, what I meant with my comment is simply that to also have a 90% chance of hooking up with a chick as a guy, you are probably tall and have a good build (which undeniably helps).

I never stated that guys without a good body / shorter guys CAN'T possibly get chicks, just not a 90% chance, which is what I'm getting from all the current replies to this comment. So, sorry if anyone misinterpreted this and got offended, I believe there's someone out there for everyone so don't worry.

I just wanted to mention admin's muscles...
#38 - ddoggdiggity (09/21/2015) [-]
Its called self confidence
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#39 - SemiAnon (09/21/2015) [-]
When the complaint is that women are attracted to guys who look better than you, its not self confidence
#40 - ddoggdiggity (09/21/2015) [-]
Well it aint gonna stop anybody from trying some people are pretty damn cocky
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#34 - northleech (09/21/2015) [-]
Have you actually been to a nightclub? Women are looking to get laid just as much as we do, you just need half decent social skills if anything.
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#29 - beatmasterz (09/21/2015) [-]
That's just something uggos say
#16 - Thanks OG 09/21/2015 on Draw this 0
#33 - What videoclip was this from again? Major Lazer?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2015 on Granny off to war 0
#35 - ixigeromeixi (09/21/2015) [-]
"Original Don" by Major Lazer www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKKdJoXF7PI
#3052 - Haha alright. 09/19/2015 on Met local funnyjunkers 0
#3050 - Vincent van den Broek. You know him? He's first year.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2015 on Met local funnyjunkers 0
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#3051 - wingeddrac (09/19/2015) [-]
Doesn't ring a bell, I'm in the second year but I'm sure I'll see him around. There is only a small number of student on this course hahaha
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#3052 - beatmasterz (09/19/2015) [-]
Haha alright.
#47 - Donald Trump is a ******* idiot though. 09/19/2015 on EU board meeting. +3
#117 - This is very very accurate. 09/19/2015 on Do you even lift? 0
#117 - Yeah you're right op. It's a paradox. Then don't go to college… 09/19/2015 on That's Y! 0
#1309088 - Does anyone know why the Arkham Knight patch STILL hasn't been… 09/18/2015 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#52 - What the **** is that monstrosity in the upper right? 09/18/2015 on Australian Police 0
#45 - Picture 09/18/2015 on (2) Facebook +12
#44 - Picture 09/18/2015 on (2) Facebook +14
#46 - **beatmasterz used "*roll picture*"** **beatmasterz rolled … 09/18/2015 on Jenga with a cat 0
#22 - *then 09/08/2015 on Syrian refusees +5
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#66 - carnivoreapples (05/17/2015) [-]
poopface
#65 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
**** you
#64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
#62 - lolocaustic (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
#63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
#54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
#55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
#56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
#57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
#58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
#59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
#60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
#61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
#52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
#47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
#48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
#50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
#51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
#4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
#3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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