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Age: 19
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC
Date Signed Up:3/06/2011
Last Login:11/22/2014
Location:Netherlands
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#69 - >Video games >Requiring real life skills 11/21/2014 on True love of the man +2
#71 - dat hivemind 11/20/2014 on Everything Ever 0
#70 - Picture 11/20/2014 on Everything Ever +7
#947 - sup 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? +1
#943 - H-h-hello  [+] (25 new replies) 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? +9
#954 - iamsammich (11/19/2014) [-]
hello
#2473 - anonasuser (11/19/2014) [-]
that.... was a huge change
User avatar #2495 - iamsammich (11/19/2014) [-]
not just anybody can change from human to bald rat with a mane in five seconds
it's one of my many skills
#2579 - anonasuser (11/19/2014) [-]
put it on a resume
#1004 - cunninglinguist (11/19/2014) [-]
You're adorbs
User avatar #1447 - NizzleBuckie (11/19/2014) [-]
this made me really happy
User avatar #3029 - cunninglinguist (11/20/2014) [-]
Right?? It never fails to make me smile. His paws are so poofy and soft looking
#1011 - iamsammich (11/19/2014) [-]
i am also a master debator
i'm actually terrible at debates pls don't argue with me
User avatar #3854 - isenseven (11/20/2014) [-]
You mean *math debater*.
User avatar #3912 - iamsammich (11/20/2014) [-]
but but the quote is from austin powers
www.imdb.com/title/tt0295178/quotes?item=qt0410519
#3926 - isenseven (11/20/2014) [-]
Did someone say "butt butt"?
#1019 - cunninglinguist (11/19/2014) [-]
I was captain of our debate team back in high school, and college too.

I was a big loser. No friends.
#1028 - iamsammich (11/19/2014) [-]
i know that feel bro. my only college friend is a stray cat
pic related, i bought sushi just to feed him some salmon
User avatar #1163 - hourlyb (11/19/2014) [-]
Does that cat have a scar on his muzzle and live in Boston? Because we might know the same cat.
User avatar #1166 - iamsammich (11/19/2014) [-]
nope, this guy's missing the top of his ear but that's about it
he lives in new orleans
User avatar #1173 - hourlyb (11/19/2014) [-]
Oh, cool. There's a stray cat who lives outside my dorm that looks like him. Tuxedo, wicked shy too.
User avatar #1186 - iamsammich (11/19/2014) [-]
the stray cat at my college recognizes me and comes when i call for him, but he's still timid around me and runs away if i pet too close to his stomach. i'd love to officially befriend him so i could take him home and give him an actually steady supply of food
User avatar #1202 - hourlyb (11/19/2014) [-]
Thats the problem with strays, they are not used to close human contact, so they tend to run away.
If you do befriend him, make sure to get him check for diseases and stuff.
You're also very cute by the way. m'lady
#1221 - iamsammich (11/19/2014) [-]
yeah, plus it doesn't help that plenty of people either ignore him or shoo him away because they think he's gross. i doubt i'll actually be able to get him comfortable enough with me to take him home, but if i do i'll definitely take him to the vet
and thanks for the compliment!
#1243 - hourlyb (11/19/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
#1041 - cunninglinguist (11/19/2014) [-]
I had a best friend ever since we were little shits, but he died a few years back everyone thought we'd get together.

I was hoping to. feelsbadman

pic kinda related to yours, this is my cat
User avatar #1051 - iamsammich (11/19/2014) [-]
i couldn't imagine what it'd be like to lose a best friend, especially one you wanted to get together with. i managed to get with my best friend in high school, and we've stuck it out despite being long distance. the only person close to my i've ever lost was my dad, this july 4th actually
#1059 - cunninglinguist (11/19/2014) [-]
Oh god I'm so sorry to hear that. I know the pain. After I lost my best friend, it was as though everything made me feel empty. I fell under severe depression and wouldn't talk to anybody. It took months of therapy to actually get me going again. It was just so sudden.
User avatar #1095 - iamsammich (11/19/2014) [-]
i'm doin alright with it, mostly because i'm still in some weird kind of denial about it. we totally weren't expecting anything like this to happen. it's so frustrating man, i mean he was 20 minutes away from his parents' house when he wrecked. i've gone to therapy before, not about his death, but i'll probably end up going back when my next college semester starts
#1131 - cunninglinguist (11/19/2014) [-]
I was in denial for such a long time. Its been 5 years but I still can't believe it. Here's to our loved ones.
#45 - I've been to rome and had that ice cream. Doesn't do **… 11/16/2014 on Looks good 0
#94 - That wasn't sexy at al 11/16/2014 on Flirting Level: Over 9000!!! 0
#45 - This is actually true. It's called positive reinforcement. It … 11/16/2014 on Opposite 0
#23 - I can feel my t-levels increasing looking at dem hips. 11/15/2014 on Disney mix 0
#162999 - Superheroes are always good, superhumans not necessarily. 11/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/advice/117911#117911

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/spurieuleweteuh
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.

Anyway,

Regards,

DH
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