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#22 - Maybe the car takes off and flies to italy. 3 hours ago on Calmness 0
#175 - You don't know what ironic means, do you? 10 hours ago on Store owner who was robbed... -2
#69 - I have a better solution: let's just objectify all genders. 11/25/2014 on unrealistic sexist standards 0
#51 - And we all know what gummy bears are made from.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/25/2014 on Dhiabeesi +6
User avatar #139 - elmarcocfc (21 hours ago) [-]
That's disgusting. But I'll still eat them.
Same goes for everything else that's supposed to be horrifically made; we continue eat the fucking things anyway,
User avatar #89 - mrsixinch (11/25/2014) [-]
I really don't care. Shit's tasty yo
#67 - neverposting (11/25/2014) [-]
It honestly wouldn't deter me if this was true, but I genuinely don't know and I hate to ask a stupid question but.. are gummy bears really made out of that?
User avatar #85 - arziben (11/25/2014) [-]
"On a commercial scale, gelatin is made from by-products of the meat and leather industry. Recently, fish by-products have also been considered because they eliminate some of the religious obstacles surrounding gelatin consumption.[2] Gelatin is derived from pork skins, pork, horses, and cattle bones, or split cattle hides.[3] The raw materials are prepared by different curing, acid, and alkali processes which are employed to extract the dried collagen hydrolysate. These processes[4] may take up to several weeks, and differences in such processes have great effects on the properties of the final gelatin products.[5]"

#108 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
Regarding the religion thing about consumption of gelatine. (I'm a Muslim) There are several non-pork version of Gelatine (mainly cow n stuff). Also there is a version that is vegan/vegetarian that is made of algae (it's called agar or agarose or something).
User avatar #113 - arziben (23 hours ago) [-]
Interesting, thanks
#56 - Womens Study Major (11/25/2014) [-]
That is so fucking metal

I eat multi colored treats
my stomach is a sugar coated
#137 - I laughed out loud a few times. I never laugh on funnyjunk. Wh… 11/25/2014 on Comic comic comp 0
#1107768 - You know what the patch is called and what it's fixed?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1107780 - fuckyouthatswhy (11/25/2014) [-]
no idea, sorry
#397 - 1.Yes 2.No 3.Chrome 4. just 11/24/2014 on Anyone getting logged out? 0
#1107324 - Is unity patched for the pc already?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1107429 - fuckyouthatswhy (11/24/2014) [-]
yeah but it still crashes on sequence 2 memory 1. fucking ubisoft
User avatar #1107768 - beatmasterz (11/25/2014) [-]
You know what the patch is called and what it's fixed?
User avatar #1107780 - fuckyouthatswhy (11/25/2014) [-]
no idea, sorry
#69 - >Video games >Requiring real life skills 11/21/2014 on True love of the man +2
#71 - dat hivemind 11/20/2014 on Everything Ever 0

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User avatar #64 - revengeforfreeze (02/24/2014) [-]

This person can't be right

Is this reality?
User avatar #62 - lolocaustic ONLINE (09/01/2013) [-]
Your avatar suits you, friend.
User avatar #63 to #62 - beatmasterz (09/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #53 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
using 2 accounts is pretty lame.
User avatar #54 to #53 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #55 to #54 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
it's pretty obvious.
User avatar #56 to #55 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
Seriously, I don't know what you're talking about...
User avatar #57 to #56 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
oh, i think you do.
but whatever.
User avatar #58 to #57 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would bring something like that up to then proceed to stop talking about it but alright.
User avatar #59 to #58 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
just letting you know that i know.
that's all that needs to be said.
User avatar #60 to #59 - beatmasterz (03/18/2013) [-]
If you're talking about spurieuleweteuh, he's a friend of mine at school who happens to be on this site. No need to get all paranoid when I'm backed up by someone.
User avatar #61 to #60 - paintbucket (03/18/2013) [-]
right right right
User avatar #52 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
oh wait

u are going to have to go to my profile

then where all my items are there should be a button that says trade with turkboy or something

in the trading window,
click "add points"

then type in your amount of points you have

then click next
thentype in the captcha
then click send :D
User avatar #47 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
hey man,

is there any chance i could maybe have ur fj points?

as they serve no purpose except for random items junk?
User avatar #48 to #47 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
And why would I give them to you?
#49 to #48 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
because you are an awesome person and i will give you this groovy wallpaper :D
User avatar #50 to #49 - beatmasterz (01/28/2013) [-]
Fine, how do give them?
User avatar #51 to #50 - turkboy (01/28/2013) [-]
i will send for them

all u have to do, is go to the "items interface"

and click "view request"

then type in the captcha, then press "accept trade :D
User avatar #4 - blastizard ONLINE (11/04/2012) [-]
Can I have that discontinued watermelon
User avatar #3 - diamondhead (07/14/2011) [-]
Ok. I'm the first to admit my mistakes.
The font seem fake.
But hes not guilty of those FJ messages.
Those messages are fake.



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