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#31 - When I already have the child killing mod and some **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2015 on big boy +15
#66 - reggaemortis (07/17/2015) [-]
MFW I download child appearance overhaul mod but a bug makes them invisible yet you can still hear them talk to you.
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User avatar #244 - CAPSEDDIE (06/19/2015) [-]
Do you remember that fucking plague of shit-posting trolls with that fucking thing that went like "This is tom and he like to poop" from around 2011?

Dark days of funnyjunk man
#155 - sacrilegious (06/19/2015) [-]
Do you remember the brick?
#11 - Or don't give a rats ass about this site and actually do it. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2015 on Chris Pratt Before and... +6
User avatar #14 - darrenblackfox (06/18/2015) [-]
>Finds something to use as a tool for motivation
>Gets shit on by asshole for actually trying something because he's not trying it asshole's way
#27 - If a woman is wearing revealing clothing then I will be the fi… 06/17/2015 on "I wear it because its comfy" +4
#3 - I don't know but if a girl does this she is considered a bitch…  [+] (66 new replies) 06/10/2015 on 17 Girlfriends +227
#80 - irconfucius (06/12/2015) [-]
I don't think he's being praised for being a cheater but for his ability to hook up with so many girls. Dude's a total alpha
User avatar #67 - jdawgydawg (06/10/2015) [-]
i do agree it is a douche move, but most people are just fascinated on how he was able to juggle 17 girls without getting caught, cheating is disgusting if done by both genders. But if you're talking about why a guy can fuck a bunch of girls and get praised and when a girl fucks a bunch of guys shes a slut; thats a different story
#60 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]
wouldn't happen with girls, maybe 2or 3 of those 17 guys would turn up, and not even at same time ... she'd maybe even try to get more boyfriends, cause bitches like attention
#59 - whathappenslive (06/10/2015) [-]
Kinda off topic, but one time me and this girl were flirting at a party and she clearly was fucked up. I helped her up the entire party and didn't mind, it got to the point where i had to shove horny dudes off of her all night, her girl friends applauded me saying im the nicest man alive for taking such good care of her but that's kinda sad. They were full on expecting me to take advantage of her. I may not like people but i still got my morals man.
User avatar #69 - deviousxreaper (06/10/2015) [-]
well good on yuh m8
#57 - basanso (06/10/2015) [-]
Its easier(or at least more common) for the average girl to get a boyfriend than it is for the average guy to get a girlfriend. That said, it's easier for an attractive girl to pull this off but it would take a Channing Tatum, or someone equivalent, to get the attention of this many women. Why do you think women don't have to use pick up lines? It's called a game of cat and mouse. Girls have the one key components of sex that guys need. Guys don't. A female who uses a dildo is " sexually liberated". A male who uses a fleshlight is a "virgin loser". That's just how society has been for the past X-thousand years and people have still been successful. Yes it's sad but that's the rules of the game. I don't like it anymore than you do but it is what it is.
User avatar #64 - Ruspanic (06/10/2015) [-]
rules and norms can be changed. Especially since we created them in the first place
#70 - basanso (06/10/2015) [-]
Fair point but they haven't been changed despite the fact that they've existed for so long. That's because they work and nothing better has come along.
User avatar #71 - Ruspanic (06/10/2015) [-]
No, rules and norms are resistant to change because people are conservative and like to preserve their long-standing traditions. The only reason shitty traditions seem to work is because a functioning society has evolved around them and they're taken for granted as a part of life. Like you're doing.
Gender equality and sexual freedom have been proposed as alternatives to the longstanding traditions of rigid gender roles and sexual repression, and I happen to believe that they are better alternatives.
#76 - basanso (06/10/2015) [-]
And nobody cares enough to change them because it works for them and it would be hard turn an entire population's beliefs. Majority of society is fine with the way things work. You can't change something because it inconveniences one person. Men and women will never be completely equal. This post is based on the way society is now. No it's not right to you. If you don't agree with society's views it shouldn't apply to you. Get over it. I'm not arguing with some idiot on the internet over ideals they don't believe in. If you'll excuse me I'm going back to NSFW.
User avatar #78 - Ruspanic (06/11/2015) [-]
I'm a bit confused about what you're getting angry over.
Gender equality meaning men and women should be treated equally and have equal freedom to pursue their desires is something that's already been accepted by a majority of people in the Western world. The opinion of the population has already changed, and continues to change as rhetoric about "slut-shaming" and so on becomes mainstream.
The idea that sexual freedom is only for men is not something that "inconveniences one person", it's something that affects an entire gender.

>If you don't agree with society's views it shouldn't apply to you
I respect that you at least have the decency to not insist on subjecting everyone to tyranny of the majority, but - first of all - societal values affect you whether or not you agree with them, because they impact how you are treated by others. And secondly, people should stand for what they believe in regardless of whether they're in the majority. If the majority is partaking in some injustice, then the majority is wrong and its opinion/behavior should be changed.

In this case, sexual double standards are wrong. If the majority upholds such standards, I and anyone else would be perfectly justified in trying to change society for the better - not by force, but at least by persuasion.
User avatar #50 - ponieskilledmyacc (06/10/2015) [-]
It's not really like that, it's just that the vocal majority is male, if you go on a mostly female community you can see some females bragging about dating 2 guys and others admiring her. To a girl, when a guy dates mutiple women he is a jerk too. It's because you're male that you see things like that. When young, my mom dated 3 guys with the same name at the same time, just so she wouldn't mix them up by accident.
User avatar #51 - TarnRazor (06/10/2015) [-]
I've never heard a girl bragging about dating more than one person. Have seen a few guys do that. It's that slut thing.
User avatar #52 - ponieskilledmyacc (06/10/2015) [-]
Are you male?
User avatar #53 - TarnRazor (06/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #54 - ponieskilledmyacc (06/10/2015) [-]
That's the point, a woman would rarely brag about that to a guy. I'm not saying it's common, nor am I saying that it's as common as a man dating multiple girls. What I'm saying is it happens too. As an example, both my parents did this in their youth 70s tho , and they are respectable people now. It happens, it's just that we see from the male's perspective, and women tend to be more reserved in that regard.
User avatar #55 - TarnRazor (06/10/2015) [-]
I'm gay and most of my friends are girls so they're very open with me and stuff. Shared some pretty dark shit with me and all that. Don't think they'll withhold multiple partners from me.
User avatar #56 - ponieskilledmyacc (06/10/2015) [-]
I guess, but hey, it just means your friends aren't dicks! I would guess like 10% of the population does that kind of bullshit. I just think it's not 9-1, more like 6-4. Also, there's the cultural part. For a man to hold a woman, he needs to date, so if he wants multiple pussies, he needs multiple girlfriends. A girl can get dick whenever she wants, so she can keep many fuckbuddies without having to fool them into a relationship. And, while I don't condone either of those actions, I'm strictly against calling them sluts. Getting sex with multiple people for pleasure is not slutty, it's not moraly correct, but who am I to judge that. Sluts are people that use sex to manipulate others: blackmail, fucking her boss to get a promotion, her teacher to get good grades, etc.
User avatar #58 - TarnRazor (06/10/2015) [-]
I don't doubt that at all to be honest. The ratio that is. It's probably very even actually. However, the reason men are more vocal about is that women will be called "sluts" by men and other women but men might be praised. I get the feeling this is sort of dying down now though. I like your way of thinking
User avatar #62 - ponieskilledmyacc (06/10/2015) [-]
I think the whole problem is that men don't like to date "sluts" but women don't really mind dating "jerks".
#49 - seizure (06/10/2015) [-]
I think it's biology. Males have plenty of seed to spread around and can therefore impregnate multiple females per day (even), while women only have so many eggs and can get pregnant once every 9 months (well, not going like the 6 weeks that they aren't supposed to have vaginal sex for afterwards).
Also, getting a girl to fuck you, most of the time means having to prove you're sex-worthy (fun, at ease with life, not desperate) while for a girl to get a half-decent guy to fuck her she only needs to show sexual intent. That's it.
So yeah, I do think that slut shaming should keep being a thing. Since one of the genders can get all of the sex they want while most of the other struggles with it, slut shaming seems like a necessary social construct. However, it became a thing before contraception and abortion were invented (no contraception = she gets pregnant = not that many guys would be interested afterwards).

However, just because contraception and abortion are possible doesn't mean they should be accepted so easily, since naturally, in cavemen age, a girl who fucked ANYONE before you, most of the time would have given birth to their kids and would therefore lose most of her value as a mating partner.

TL;DR: Slut-shaming exists for a reason. Down-thumb me all you want.
User avatar #77 - hoponthefeelstrain (06/11/2015) [-]
yea it exists for a reason but it's still not okay. Same with the thought that it's okay for women to hit men because they're "weaker" on average this is true but it's still something that aint cool.
User avatar #48 - mondominiman (06/10/2015) [-]
You only just realized? Its been that way for years
#46 - firesky (06/10/2015) [-]
Indeed it's a douche move as long as they don't know about each other/they have an agreement.
A colleague of mine for example has wife and girlfriend, both know about each other and are fine with it. You can say he's too much to handle for a single woman.

The main difference probably is, it's easy for a semi-attractive woman to get 17 guys for a relationship. Whereas for guys it's way harder. Not to mention the logistics.
#44 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]
You're wrong. Stop being a fucking idiot.
User avatar #41 - infinitereaper (06/10/2015) [-]
But it's hard to pull that off.. Also I'm pretty sure it's just a joke. Faggot.
#40 - Sabor (06/10/2015) [-]
I think the major difference here is simply the scale. It's like, we know that one person cheating on their significant other with another person is bad. It doesn't matter if it's a guy or a girl. If you cheat with one, two or three other people, we can comprehend that, and we will ridicule and hate them for it.

This guy though. This one motherfucker. He is not just cheating on one girl with one other girl. Nah bro, this guy ain't happy with a side bitch for his side bitch. This tactical mastermind has somehow managed to get at least, AT FUCKING LEAST, 17 girlfriends all at the same time. We haven't really got any way to judge that. We simply cannot quite comprehend the scale of his cheating shenanigans, so we're basically left just going "Well done!"

I mean. Think how much fucking work you'd have to put in to actually have that many gfs. inb4 it's actually fake
#38 - kinginthenorth (06/10/2015) [-]
It's mostly because of ye olde societal thing where men are seen as the initiators, the hunters so to speak. A prey that gets hunted a lot must be easy prey, so not worth the hassle. Prey that barely gets caught is worth the challenge, because they prove to be worth the effort most of the time. Or y'know, the good ol' saying of "A key that opens many locks is a masterkey. A lock that gets opened by many keys is a shitty lock.".

Or y'know, i'm just socially retarded. Men that sleep around are just as low as women that sleep around, however low that might be.
User avatar #72 - Ruspanic (06/10/2015) [-]
I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with sleeping around, as long as you're not in a relationship or deceiving anyone while you're doing it.
#73 - kinginthenorth (06/10/2015) [-]
It's mostly a personal thing for most people. Most of the time, it depends on upbringing. Some people find that sleeping around is perfectly acceptable by all means and some go even further to have open relations where they both fuck around. And then other people find that saving yourself is prefferable.
It all depends on how much value you put into sex. Is it just an act of pleasure or is it an intimate bond?

People can do whatever they like, as long as it doesn't harm other pepole.
User avatar #74 - Ruspanic (06/10/2015) [-]
Yep, pretty much.
#75 - kinginthenorth (06/10/2015) [-]
That said and done, i still can't understand open relationships. I get that sex is fun and all, but thinking "Damn, i have this nice girlfriend, i really wish more people could stick their dicks in her. Then i can do the same aswell!" is still beyond me.
User avatar #37 - mrnaanbread (06/10/2015) [-]
obviously neither is cool, but at least its easy for a girl to cheat but not for a man, i dont support cheating in any case
#36 - steelplatypus (06/10/2015) [-]
People need to learn - whether you're a guy or girl, rich or poor, white or black, there's no excuse for being a douche
User avatar #65 - deviousxreaper (06/10/2015) [-]
or a nigger
User avatar #35 - tonkkax (06/10/2015) [-]
You do know that in nature the males desperately try to show off to the female to get laid?

Slutshaming is a relic of an old era that spawns from the idea in the back of peoples minds that women are supposed to choose a man and if she chooses many she has low standards and is a slut.
User avatar #27 - medxforme (06/10/2015) [-]
My one thought is, first off I don't think anyone on this site would be capable of having more than 1 gf, much less 17. Second, the post is supposed to be funny, not glorify a man-whore or same a lady-whore
User avatar #25 - herecomesjohnny (06/10/2015) [-]
fj's just turned into anti-tumblr, shit happens
#18 - lorinthium (06/10/2015) [-]
I think everyone realizes he's a dick and theyre not supporting the act of cheating, they praise him in the hopes that they can learn how to get at least 1 girl.
#33 - jeitron (06/10/2015) [-]
pretty much, no one is praising him for being s cheating douche, it's just a joke that he managed to get that many so he must have a good game or something because tbh, a man usually has a harder time getting into a relationship.

If the story was reversed(and knowing the fj community) theyd be up in arms about how much of a bitch she is but it would be the same because they just have to say yes.
#17 - mrseer (06/10/2015) [-]
I agree the difference in expectations is weird, but I don't think anyone is calling him a GOOD guy. Generally the stereotype is guys will fuck anything that moves, and women are a bit more selective about it. Therefore the guy had to be really socially skilled. Someone can still be a completely shitty human being but be socially skilled.
User avatar #15 - norkasthethird (06/10/2015) [-]
Is it dark under that rock?
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#14 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]
You see the difference is, its not hard to be a slut
For a girl, whos even just average, its so fucking easy to get a boyfriend or fuck a couple dudes, were horny and not much will stop us if were in the mood

But to juggle that many girls says something about this man, he is charming, and is good with women, sure hes an asshole and not someone I would want to be but I admire his ability theres not much else to be said.
User avatar #13 - choobe (06/10/2015) [-]
That's because the equivalent to this in females isn't sex partners, it's orbiters it's more socially accepted, but it is the equivalent , if a girl has 17 guys standing ready to do whatever she asks of them on a moments notice without having to bang them, then she's a god(dess).
User avatar #12 - assassindash (06/10/2015) [-]
Well, think of it like this, A man has sex with a bunch of ladies, and there is little to no risk aside from putting dick in crazy and STD's. A woman has sex with a bunch of dudes, and there's a high chance of pregnancy, her vagina also becomes stretched, making sex all together less sensitive for both parties (Unless the other party has a massive brick dick.)

There's less consequence for a man to be a man whore than a woman to be a whore.
User avatar #23 - timmity (06/10/2015) [-]
Vaginas stretch.
But they're elastic.
They repai themselves and return to normal.
This fucking FJ idea that vaginas are ruined after virginity is lost, is absolute, unscientific bullshit.
If a woman has a massive vaginaa, it just means she has a MASSIVE vagina, not that she's a whore, and the same with small vaginas, it could be tight as a pigg's ass but she could have had sex with hundreds of guys.

Also, both males and females catch STDs you fucking arse.

And Contriceptives are a thing now, stop living in the early 1900s
#29 - jeitron (06/10/2015) [-]
The whole "floppy vahiba" thing isnt really an fj thing, it's just a dumb joke that people who dont know anything about sex(or human body use).

tbh, just like how women are more likely to call each other sluts, they're also more likely to use that dumb "stretched out vagina" insult towards each other more than teenage boys.
#31 - timmity (06/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #28 - assassindash (06/10/2015) [-]
They have surgeries for repairing vaginal stretching....

I'm pretty fucking sure if you have enough sex you can ruin it, but even if i'm wrong, it still takes time for the repairs to take place.

And yea, both catch STD's I never said the female didn't, I figured nobody would think anybody was that stupid.
User avatar #30 - timmity (06/10/2015) [-]
Well, you're wrong, no matter how sure you are.
And repairs take about a day with a regular cock, less with a small one, but a few days or a week+, if it was serious, horse cock levels of stretching
User avatar #34 - assassindash (06/10/2015) [-]
I looked this shit up, that's kind of why i'm so sure.
User avatar #11 - elsenortamatoe (06/10/2015) [-]
Psst. The sexual revolution made it so 10% of men get 90% of pussy, and creates a population of males that are unfit to mate
#42 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]
that's better for the species anyway, the offspring will have the more favorable genes, rather than you lot passing on your mental instability.
User avatar #79 - elsenortamatoe (06/11/2015) [-]
It causes women to select traits they want in men, versus a wide gene pool of ugly people with ugly people and more of a 1:1 ratio. Bigger gene pools are normally better, they allow for more adaption, but at the same time can destroy recessive genes
#63 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]
Shame being pretty doesn't protect mental instability nor is this how genetics work
User avatar #10 - strobler (06/10/2015) [-]
"Only recently"

But yeah, sadly you're right.
#7 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]
It's still a pretty shitty thing to do, yes, but typically if you're a man you have to do something besides spreading your legs open just to get most women to even give you the time of day, so the fact that he pulled it off with seventeen of them at once is quite a feat.
User avatar #9 - peanutbraddle (06/10/2015) [-]
This, you have to remember that we live in a society where Men don't typically mind what woman they fuck, but Women do, whether they're ugly as shit or not. Overconfident in themselves, and this is typically reinforced by the fact that they actually get laid so easily. A man has to woo a woman, but all she has to do is be there. Semi-related wall of text, inbound.

One thing I've noticed is that women are much more likely to be in denial of being a piece of shit themselves than men. And when, not if, that image of themselves is shattered, they're never happy about it because from the time they were born, until the time that they'll get out of college people will constantly make exceptions to standard rules for them, because they're women. Examples include: "You never tell a woman she's fat," "Yoga" pants, Diversity Quotas, and College Rape "statistics."

It's still a scumbag thing to do. But a man doing it takes considerably more effort.
User avatar #19 - kokkoderrisch (06/10/2015) [-]
nice fedora, it goes well with the neckbeard
#39 - kinginthenorth (06/10/2015) [-]
Then feel free to prove him wrong.
#6 - cleomech (06/10/2015) [-]
Well you should be fucking disappointed because you're fretting over absolutely nothing. There's a lot of things that require your attention 10 times more than an unintelligent gender morality dispute, like what are you gonna do with yourself this fine morning.

Also, you're a blue name and you're surprised that FJ is biased? How.
#20 - instalation (06/10/2015) [-]
You used the right reaction image for that comment. Apparently your brain is too small to think of more than just one problem at a time like us regular people.
User avatar #45 - cleomech (06/10/2015) [-]
You got me :^)
#4 - anon (06/10/2015) [-]
"Ready for the red thumbs"
stop this shit
User avatar #68 - bigmanfifty (06/10/2015) [-]
C'mon dude, posting opinions is scary shit.
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#119 - ugoboom (05/22/2015) [-]
keep fighting the good fight, bdawg
#78 - onlysamson (05/22/2015) [-]
Nice one, damn shame it's full of weeaboos in here who thumb down everyone they deem "offensive" to them.
User avatar #125 - chillybilly (05/22/2015) [-]
The same can be said for when people with a hate for anime thumb an anime reaction image to oblivion.
It's two sides of the same exact coin.
#126 - onlysamson (05/22/2015) [-]
Fair enough, both have their haters.
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