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    Poor Brian. Poor Brian.
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#147 - If you want to you can PM me and I'll give you some of my favo…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Good guy Domino's +1
User avatar #149 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Alright lol maybe some other time then
We'll keep in touch
#131 - I used to be like that too, can't remember why. Just drink in …  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Good guy Domino's +1
User avatar #134 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
It's nice to talk to someone that understands I agree, I'm trying to get better about it. I might honestly just not know enough about alcohol or something

But yeah, definitely never drink and drive under any amount/circumstances. I CAN'T ever be okay with that one lol
#147 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
If you want to you can PM me and I'll give you some of my favorite drink combinations, if you don't know what to try, but now I gotta go to work.
User avatar #149 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Alright lol maybe some other time then
We'll keep in touch
#123 - As long as you're not a moron, getting drunk is no big deal. Y…  [+] (5 new replies) 2 hours ago on Good guy Domino's +1
User avatar #126 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Maybe. I just have a bad attitude towards it, but I know it isn't as bad as I make it out to be. I don't know why I practically hate it, to be perfectly honest.. I know it can harm you physiologically but only in crazy amounts.. So I don't know why I get upset when my girlfriend wants to drink just a little:\ it's an area I'm certainly 'weird about'..
#131 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
I used to be like that too, can't remember why. Just drink in moderation and don't drive. I know more than enough people who have had their lives ruined by drunk driving.
User avatar #134 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
It's nice to talk to someone that understands I agree, I'm trying to get better about it. I might honestly just not know enough about alcohol or something

But yeah, definitely never drink and drive under any amount/circumstances. I CAN'T ever be okay with that one lol
#147 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
If you want to you can PM me and I'll give you some of my favorite drink combinations, if you don't know what to try, but now I gotta go to work.
User avatar #149 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Alright lol maybe some other time then
We'll keep in touch
#119 - There's nothing really to worry about, as long as you keep an …  [+] (7 new replies) 2 hours ago on Good guy Domino's +1
User avatar #122 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Thanks, I'll definitely be with her that night. That kinda helped me worry less
#123 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
As long as you're not a moron, getting drunk is no big deal. You should give it a try sometime, nothing crazy, just have a couple drinks and chill out. It puts you in a good mood.
User avatar #126 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Maybe. I just have a bad attitude towards it, but I know it isn't as bad as I make it out to be. I don't know why I practically hate it, to be perfectly honest.. I know it can harm you physiologically but only in crazy amounts.. So I don't know why I get upset when my girlfriend wants to drink just a little:\ it's an area I'm certainly 'weird about'..
#131 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
I used to be like that too, can't remember why. Just drink in moderation and don't drive. I know more than enough people who have had their lives ruined by drunk driving.
User avatar #134 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
It's nice to talk to someone that understands I agree, I'm trying to get better about it. I might honestly just not know enough about alcohol or something

But yeah, definitely never drink and drive under any amount/circumstances. I CAN'T ever be okay with that one lol
#147 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
If you want to you can PM me and I'll give you some of my favorite drink combinations, if you don't know what to try, but now I gotta go to work.
User avatar #149 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Alright lol maybe some other time then
We'll keep in touch
#116 - Over the course of 3 hours or so. It was my 21st birthday and …  [+] (9 new replies) 2 hours ago on Good guy Domino's +1
User avatar #117 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Geez lol.. I worry about my girlfriend turning 21 when I hear stuff like this. She's 19 and already likes alcohol. Thankfully she's only ever gotten drunk once, but I dread that birthday because I figure that'll make number 2.
#119 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
There's nothing really to worry about, as long as you keep an eye on her to keep her from doing stupid things. The worst that could happen is she gets alcohol poisoning, in which case your body will usually just puke like crazy to get it out of your stomach. Keep her drinking water as she's boozing it up too, that will help.
I started drinking around 18, just for lulz with friends. I never had any problems with doing stupid shit or getting into trouble. The "worst" thing I've done while drunk was make out with a couple hot chicks I didn't know (on separate occasions). But I've never been slobbering shitfaced drunk like some people tend to get.
User avatar #122 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Thanks, I'll definitely be with her that night. That kinda helped me worry less
#123 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
As long as you're not a moron, getting drunk is no big deal. You should give it a try sometime, nothing crazy, just have a couple drinks and chill out. It puts you in a good mood.
User avatar #126 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Maybe. I just have a bad attitude towards it, but I know it isn't as bad as I make it out to be. I don't know why I practically hate it, to be perfectly honest.. I know it can harm you physiologically but only in crazy amounts.. So I don't know why I get upset when my girlfriend wants to drink just a little:\ it's an area I'm certainly 'weird about'..
#131 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
I used to be like that too, can't remember why. Just drink in moderation and don't drive. I know more than enough people who have had their lives ruined by drunk driving.
User avatar #134 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
It's nice to talk to someone that understands I agree, I'm trying to get better about it. I might honestly just not know enough about alcohol or something

But yeah, definitely never drink and drive under any amount/circumstances. I CAN'T ever be okay with that one lol
#147 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
If you want to you can PM me and I'll give you some of my favorite drink combinations, if you don't know what to try, but now I gotta go to work.
User avatar #149 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Alright lol maybe some other time then
We'll keep in touch
#112 - If you're gonna puke, you'll do it when you're drunk. Hangover…  [+] (7 new replies) 2 hours ago on Good guy Domino's +6
#163 - xxxsonic fanxxx (1 hour ago) [-]
If I get that sick during a hangover I just start pounding water until I vomit. Feels like you're gonna die, but gets rid of it. It's smart to just think ahead and drink a crap ton of water before you start drinking.
User avatar #153 - delphine (1 hour ago) [-]
Oh I definitely puked during a bad hangover. I also puked as a kid when I was dehydrated.
User avatar #115 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
I'm learning a lot about hangovers today lol
#135 - dafuqmang (2 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. You'd be surprised, honestly. I was hungover, not badly, but still. Water was not doing shit, so we went to Cookout and I got a nice greasy burger, fries, and quesadilla. And felt amazing.
User avatar #136 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Interesting. I'm guessing water can only 'diffuse' it out of your system so quickly, but food sort of 'absorbs' it, maybe?
#139 - dafuqmang (2 hours ago) [-]
All I know is I got FUCKED up and food was nice.
User avatar #141 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Lol fair enough.
#111 - Hangovers are only for noobs. I've never had one, even after n…  [+] (13 new replies) 2 hours ago on Good guy Domino's +1
User avatar #148 - stonetomcat (2 hours ago) [-]
I've never gotten drunk, what's it like?
also who says noob these days
User avatar #142 - fables (2 hours ago) [-]
I've been blackout drunk and shit, and never had a hangover either. thought I was doing something wrong lol.
User avatar #113 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
15-20 shots, and you aren't dead? :|
#116 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
Over the course of 3 hours or so. It was my 21st birthday and the liquor was free, cuz I was at a friends house, lol
User avatar #117 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Geez lol.. I worry about my girlfriend turning 21 when I hear stuff like this. She's 19 and already likes alcohol. Thankfully she's only ever gotten drunk once, but I dread that birthday because I figure that'll make number 2.
#119 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
There's nothing really to worry about, as long as you keep an eye on her to keep her from doing stupid things. The worst that could happen is she gets alcohol poisoning, in which case your body will usually just puke like crazy to get it out of your stomach. Keep her drinking water as she's boozing it up too, that will help.
I started drinking around 18, just for lulz with friends. I never had any problems with doing stupid shit or getting into trouble. The "worst" thing I've done while drunk was make out with a couple hot chicks I didn't know (on separate occasions). But I've never been slobbering shitfaced drunk like some people tend to get.
User avatar #122 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Thanks, I'll definitely be with her that night. That kinda helped me worry less
#123 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
As long as you're not a moron, getting drunk is no big deal. You should give it a try sometime, nothing crazy, just have a couple drinks and chill out. It puts you in a good mood.
User avatar #126 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Maybe. I just have a bad attitude towards it, but I know it isn't as bad as I make it out to be. I don't know why I practically hate it, to be perfectly honest.. I know it can harm you physiologically but only in crazy amounts.. So I don't know why I get upset when my girlfriend wants to drink just a little:\ it's an area I'm certainly 'weird about'..
#131 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
I used to be like that too, can't remember why. Just drink in moderation and don't drive. I know more than enough people who have had their lives ruined by drunk driving.
User avatar #134 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
It's nice to talk to someone that understands I agree, I'm trying to get better about it. I might honestly just not know enough about alcohol or something

But yeah, definitely never drink and drive under any amount/circumstances. I CAN'T ever be okay with that one lol
#147 - bazda (2 hours ago) [-]
If you want to you can PM me and I'll give you some of my favorite drink combinations, if you don't know what to try, but now I gotta go to work.
User avatar #149 - englman (2 hours ago) [-]
Alright lol maybe some other time then
We'll keep in touch
#111 - Try Battlefield. That game is hard as **** when y…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on The Truth 0
#139 - lolgonewrong (1 hour ago) [-]
batlefield 4 is the same fucking shit
execpt people don't sit in corners
or scream over the mics
and instead of there being a lot of op guns
theres a lot of ez mode guns
(battlefield 4 still has its op guns though like sr-2)
#88 - Hickok is really only good for entertainment, in my mind. He's… 3 hours ago on Trying to find a comeback... 0
#26 - They are losing big time, so they are trying to step up their … 15 hours ago on Joss whedon, everybody 0

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