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bayinetta

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Gender: female
Age: 18
Facebook Profile: Facebook.com/gofuckyourself
Youtube Channel: HopOffMyDick
Consoles Owned: Xbox, Xbox 360, PC,Xbox One
Video Games Played: A LOT O' SHIT
X-box Gamertag: TicaaniNecro
Interests: ALSO A LOT O' SHIT
Date Signed Up:7/03/2012
Last Login:5/06/2015
Location:San Francisco
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#1468
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Highest Content Rank:#299
Highest Comment Rank:#2568
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Subscribers:721
Content Views:714694
Times Content Favorited:1283 times
Total Comments Made:840
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'm a true Gemini with an insane amount of energy. I like video games, swimming, writing, and drawing. Communication is my strong-suit and my smile is my glory.

latest user's comments

#2997 - That is why I ******* love you.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on Addy's personality survey 0
#3099 - mcburd (02/07/2015) [-]
#1403 - I'm sorry, what? 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#1375 - Lol hi  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#1398 - fennis (02/07/2015) [-]
Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
#1421 - fennis (02/07/2015) [-]
Brawndo's got what plants crave.. it's got electrolytes!
#1403 - bayinetta (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, what?
#7 - yus... Mfw I'm eating pumpkin pie right now 02/07/2015 on Pies are life +1
#1106 - Haha, thanks a bunch 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer 0
#2065 - Thanks <3 02/07/2015 on Addy's personality survey 0
#897 - Never a problem love, glad I could help 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +1
#2016 - Basic Statistics: Name: Khaia Lennae Antonia Ritter …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Addy's personality survey 0
#2463 - mcburd (02/07/2015) [-]
Cute? Me? No Idea what you mean.
#2997 - bayinetta (02/07/2015) [-]
That is why I fucking love you.
#3099 - mcburd (02/07/2015) [-]
#2042 - Common Pepe (02/07/2015) [-]
rawr
hips
#2065 - bayinetta (02/07/2015) [-]
Thanks <3
#716 - I think the best advice to give is just breath. For me, assuri…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +1
#848 - sultanate (02/07/2015) [-]
Hey thanks for the tips. I guess meditation helps me with the breathing part. I'm also assuming that having a positive lifestyle like yours plays a big factor. Once again, thanks.
User avatar #897 - bayinetta (02/07/2015) [-]
Never a problem love, glad I could help
#528 - Female San Fran Gamer, geek, writer poet, artist, sin…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Hook up with an FJer +1
#1364 - fennis (02/07/2015) [-]
writer, poet, green booze and female?

"its alive its alive!!"
#1375 - bayinetta (02/07/2015) [-]
Lol hi
#1398 - fennis (02/07/2015) [-]
Don't worry, scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
#1421 - fennis (02/07/2015) [-]
Brawndo's got what plants crave.. it's got electrolytes!
#1403 - bayinetta (02/07/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, what?
User avatar #1057 - dyalibya (02/07/2015) [-]
> bomb ass curves to follow

You ain't lying about that
User avatar #1106 - bayinetta (02/07/2015) [-]
Haha, thanks a bunch
User avatar #693 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/07/2015) [-]
nice body. I too partake in the 420
#628 - sultanate (02/07/2015) [-]
Any tips on public speaking (I fucking love public speaking and I want to become one, one day).
#716 - bayinetta (02/07/2015) [-]
I think the best advice to give is just breath. For me, assuring myself that I will do good if I give it my all usually helps.
Try to put emphasis on some phrases, so that they'll be more powerful to the listener. This makes it seem like you know and are passionate about your shit.
Depending on your mood, be expressive. Don't be afraid to get a little loud or even smile. This makes you seem very diligent on your topic and will assure that you have people's attention.
Be dominant. The key to public speaking is understanding that you can use your voice to be assertive without coming off as an asshole. Once this subtle (to others besides yourself) tactic is put into play, speeches will become cake. Regardless of appearance, if someone is subtly dominant, you will pick up on it, and you will listen.
Lastly, have fun. Even with all these tips the biggest thing about speaking to others is loving what you do, and having a purpose for it. If you truly do care about projecting your ideas into the hearts of others, and make that passion clear, then you will be unstoppable.
Good luck hun ^_^
#848 - sultanate (02/07/2015) [-]
Hey thanks for the tips. I guess meditation helps me with the breathing part. I'm also assuming that having a positive lifestyle like yours plays a big factor. Once again, thanks.
User avatar #897 - bayinetta (02/07/2015) [-]
Never a problem love, glad I could help
#519 - I would. 02/04/2015 on FJ is good looking 0
#513 - Cali fag here.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on FJ is good looking +1
#589 - grapesforall (02/04/2015) [-]
#122 - Can you sticky a hot topics board? Like where we as people can… 02/04/2015 on give me sticky ideas +1
#151 - up close though 02/03/2015 on Fuck your honor! 0
#72 - looks like 3D civilizations V  [+] (2 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Fuck your honor! 0
User avatar #95 - mranldestroyer (02/03/2015) [-]
civ 5 is 3d
#151 - bayinetta (02/03/2015) [-]
up close though
#1951 - Funny thing is that she's already spoken to him and believes I…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Upset? Sad? Need advice? 0
User avatar #1954 - lightspeedtooslow (02/03/2015) [-]
I always closed myself off from my parents. Just created a wall between them and I and as soon as I graduated high school I hightailed it out of there without ever looking back. It may or may not work for you, I don't know your personal life
#1937 - And this is what revives the man. Honestly, right now you'…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Upset? Sad? Need advice? +1
User avatar #1943 - creamNscream (02/03/2015) [-]
Any time friend, if you ever wanna talk about something, don't hesitate to drop a line on my profile, my ears are always open when I'm on and not at work.
#1923 - <3 Thank you. To answer your last question, my mother t…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Upset? Sad? Need advice? +1
User avatar #1936 - lightspeedtooslow (02/03/2015) [-]
Wow, that's pretty fucked up. Perhaps your mother needs help. Talk to her boyfriend, get him to tell her the truth
User avatar #1951 - bayinetta (02/03/2015) [-]
Funny thing is that she's already spoken to him and believes I'm the one making sexual advances towards him. Thus making him exempt from any scrutiny.
Like honestly, my mother treats him better than she does myself and my father does the same thing with his gf.
Ever since I was young I was made a secondary object to my parent's lives and I'm sick of it.
User avatar #1954 - lightspeedtooslow (02/03/2015) [-]
I always closed myself off from my parents. Just created a wall between them and I and as soon as I graduated high school I hightailed it out of there without ever looking back. It may or may not work for you, I don't know your personal life
#1901 - aww... I greatly appreciate you saying this to me, I really re…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on Upset? Sad? Need advice? +1
User avatar #2400 - tikitaco (02/03/2015) [-]
Friend request sent!
#1895 - thank you, and yeah... I mean my life is just quite problemati…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Upset? Sad? Need advice? +1
User avatar #1912 - creamNscream (02/03/2015) [-]
Things will get better, if you keep your head up and keep fighting the good fight man, you'll pull through, I know it
User avatar #1937 - bayinetta (02/03/2015) [-]
And this is what revives the man.
Honestly, right now you're making me smile more so than I have in days. I almost thought I was incapable of it, but I guess your right.
Thank you again <3
User avatar #1943 - creamNscream (02/03/2015) [-]
Any time friend, if you ever wanna talk about something, don't hesitate to drop a line on my profile, my ears are always open when I'm on and not at work.
#1785 - My father has just recently told me I am the biggest problem i…  [+] (13 new replies) 02/03/2015 on Upset? Sad? Need advice? +1
User avatar #1856 - creamNscream (02/03/2015) [-]
I can be your friend if you want.

Wanna talk about something?
User avatar #1895 - bayinetta (02/03/2015) [-]
thank you, and yeah... I mean my life is just quite problematic right now.
User avatar #1912 - creamNscream (02/03/2015) [-]
Things will get better, if you keep your head up and keep fighting the good fight man, you'll pull through, I know it
User avatar #1937 - bayinetta (02/03/2015) [-]
And this is what revives the man.
Honestly, right now you're making me smile more so than I have in days. I almost thought I was incapable of it, but I guess your right.
Thank you again <3
User avatar #1943 - creamNscream (02/03/2015) [-]
Any time friend, if you ever wanna talk about something, don't hesitate to drop a line on my profile, my ears are always open when I'm on and not at work.
User avatar #1814 - tikitaco (02/03/2015) [-]
Hey, I'm here if you need a friend, I know what it's like to have parents who think negatively of you. not fun.
User avatar #1901 - bayinetta (02/03/2015) [-]
aww... I greatly appreciate you saying this to me, I really really do.
And if you're willing to be my friend then I'm glad to have you.
User avatar #2400 - tikitaco (02/03/2015) [-]
Friend request sent!
User avatar #1802 - lightspeedtooslow (02/03/2015) [-]
I'm not addy, but I can be your friend if you'd like. I know what it's like to have screwey parents. Mine aren't the same, but I was able to survive, I'm sure you can too. Know the reason why either of them said what they did?
User avatar #1923 - bayinetta (02/03/2015) [-]
<3 Thank you.
To answer your last question, my mother thinks I'm a slut because of false allegations she made about me talking to men way above my age. On top of that she thinks I'm sleeping with her boyfriend / have relations with him due to all the shit she's fabricated in the past and refuses to believe otherwise.
Literally she has this image that I open my legs to any guy who passes by, and the last time we spoke she told me the one person I ever loved left me because he realized I was just a little whore. And that's verbatim
User avatar #1936 - lightspeedtooslow (02/03/2015) [-]
Wow, that's pretty fucked up. Perhaps your mother needs help. Talk to her boyfriend, get him to tell her the truth
User avatar #1951 - bayinetta (02/03/2015) [-]
Funny thing is that she's already spoken to him and believes I'm the one making sexual advances towards him. Thus making him exempt from any scrutiny.
Like honestly, my mother treats him better than she does myself and my father does the same thing with his gf.
Ever since I was young I was made a secondary object to my parent's lives and I'm sick of it.
User avatar #1954 - lightspeedtooslow (02/03/2015) [-]
I always closed myself off from my parents. Just created a wall between them and I and as soon as I graduated high school I hightailed it out of there without ever looking back. It may or may not work for you, I don't know your personal life
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User avatar #216 - palokomedios (02/07/2015) [-]
I like 3.5 better, but If you want the best of both worlds, get 5e
#216 - I'm going on my first date with my new high potentially almost… 02/01/2015 on Sunday plans? +1
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User avatar #80 - Sunset (04/26/2015) [-]
EY GURL CAN I LICK YA ARMPITS
User avatar #79 - rmdx (04/22/2015) [-]
next vid/pics when ? Should be weekly or something ahah
User avatar #78 - midnighteyes (04/19/2015) [-]
You're my favorite.
User avatar #68 - bbbaka (04/08/2015) [-]
I feel really weird for asking... but how do i find your **** posts, ive been looking for weeks now
User avatar #70 to #68 - bayinetta (04/10/2015) [-]
or look through my comments ;0
User avatar #69 to #68 - bayinetta (04/10/2015) [-]
fav them or ask for links
User avatar #71 to #69 - bbbaka (04/13/2015) [-]
Can i have the links then pretty please
ill fav them all then
User avatar #76 to #72 - bbbaka (04/14/2015) [-]
ty very much, just wondering why i cant find them through search or bayinetta's profile
User avatar #77 to #76 - xHoratioCainex (04/14/2015) [-]
she has them hidden on her profile so the only way you can view them is either finding it on the **** or links.
#74 to #72 - bayinetta (04/14/2015) [-]
You bet &lt;3    
I appreciate this comment btw
You bet <3
I appreciate this comment btw
#75 to #74 - xHoratioCainex (04/14/2015) [-]
>when bae replies
User avatar #67 - Pokemons (04/03/2015) [-]
So excited to see you back!
#66 - sevaanos (03/31/2015) [-]
Thanks for the add. Always happy to see your post.
Thanks for the add. Always happy to see your post.
#65 - crackill (03/30/2015) [-]
please post soon my balls can only get so blue
#63 - thefluttershy (03/29/2015) [-]
Happy you're back.
#58 - numbmind (03/24/2015) [-]
mfw you post more 			****
mfw you post more ****
User avatar #59 to #58 - bayinetta (03/28/2015) [-]
posted
User avatar #48 - malteser (03/16/2015) [-]
you're a goddess
#49 to #48 - bayinetta (03/17/2015) [-]
Thank you &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3
Thank you <3 <3 <3
User avatar #50 to #49 - malteser (03/17/2015) [-]
when are you gonna post moar D; you're a beaut dude
User avatar #51 to #50 - bayinetta (03/17/2015) [-]
I've totally been slacking on it. I just took a few today so I might upload them. Btw, Thanks hun <3
#56 to #51 - hun (03/17/2015) [-]
Mention me when posting? :3
User avatar #52 to #51 - xHoratioCainex (03/17/2015) [-]
will the sub tell us when you post stuff?
User avatar #53 to #52 - bayinetta (03/17/2015) [-]
I believe so
User avatar #55 to #53 - xHoratioCainex (03/17/2015) [-]
give us a sneak peak

for testing purposes..
#47 - xHoratioCainex (03/06/2015) [-]
Not a lot of other-than white/asian girls on **** . Keep it up.

pic not related but me likes it
#64 to #60 - xHoratioCainex (03/30/2015) [-]
Bless you, ma'am. Bless you.
User avatar #44 - vortexicon (03/03/2015) [-]
would you ever make a **** video?
User avatar #45 to #44 - bayinetta (03/04/2015) [-]
That might be a thing pretty soon.
#43 - numbmind (03/03/2015) [-]
I hope you continue to post in 			****		 in the future, such a cutie.  Pretty sure most guys on this site feel the same.
I hope you continue to post in **** in the future, such a cutie. Pretty sure most guys on this site feel the same.
User avatar #46 to #43 - bayinetta (03/04/2015) [-]
Thank you <3
#30 - maeko (03/02/2015) [-]
hello
User avatar #32 to #31 - maeko (03/02/2015) [-]
how are you?
User avatar #36 to #32 - bayinetta (03/02/2015) [-]
I'm so sorry hun D: I stepped away from my FJ for a bit
But I'm pretty good, thanks for asking. How're you?
User avatar #39 to #36 - maeko (03/02/2015) [-]
don't sweat it
User avatar #38 to #36 - maeko (03/02/2015) [-]
I'm doing okay. I was browsing around and thought I'd say hi.
User avatar #40 to #38 - bayinetta (03/02/2015) [-]
Aww thank you. I really appreciate little things like that
User avatar #33 to #32 - skullhead (03/02/2015) [-]
aw **** , she left you hanging there matey

i cringed
User avatar #35 to #34 - skullhead (03/02/2015) [-]
it's ok, she'll respond

good luck pal

bayinetta you've left him hanging off the worlds highest cliff, do me a favour
User avatar #37 to #35 - bayinetta (03/02/2015) [-]
IM SO SORRY
User avatar #27 - thestooges (03/01/2015) [-]
SHOW ME DAT DICK BOY
User avatar #26 - blahblarg (03/01/2015) [-]
If you play bayonetta, do you play the new smash on WiiU?
User avatar #28 to #26 - bayinetta (03/01/2015) [-]
I don't actually have a WiiU so I haven't gotten to play since the first game for xbox came out.
#25 - eatownage (02/28/2015) [-]
Absolutely stunning. Now if only you kikd...
#21 - toonlike (02/26/2015) [-]
Got any backups on those **** posts?

pls
User avatar #22 to #21 - bayinetta (02/27/2015) [-]
More in like 5 minutes
User avatar #18 - maybetraffy (02/24/2015) [-]
don't hide **** posts...
#24 to #18 - obits (02/27/2015) [-]
This, please. =D
User avatar #16 - lawlfailwinepic (02/24/2015) [-]
is your name mackezie?

i'm adam, just in case it is.
User avatar #17 to #16 - bayinetta (02/24/2015) [-]
My name is Khaia (Kai-a) But Hi Adam
User avatar #19 to #17 - lawlfailwinepic (02/25/2015) [-]
well, i saw a mature post of yours and your face looks eerily similar to a girl i know. i was curious because she be cute
User avatar #20 to #19 - bayinetta (02/25/2015) [-]
Yeah nope. Thanks though
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