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#4270579 - I do come here for items 08/12/2013 on Play items 0
#4270574 - 2nd  [+] (6 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4270586 - wethepixel (08/12/2013) [-]
What's first?
User avatar #4270595 - battledude (08/12/2013) [-]
alice is better in looks but id say dgt is highest in demand
User avatar #4270610 - wethepixel (08/12/2013) [-]
Meh, that could be debated.
User avatar #4270612 - battledude (08/12/2013) [-]
could be for some

but I bet if I sent a dgt to someone with alice most of them would accept
User avatar #4270615 - wethepixel (08/12/2013) [-]
Well yeah, DGT is always going to be the most overpriced item. :L
User avatar #4270619 - battledude (08/12/2013) [-]
simply because it is the original ultra rare item
#4270570 - was about to call you crazy  [+] (8 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4270571 - wethepixel (08/12/2013) [-]
Alice is best item.
User avatar #4270574 - battledude (08/12/2013) [-]
2nd
User avatar #4270586 - wethepixel (08/12/2013) [-]
What's first?
User avatar #4270595 - battledude (08/12/2013) [-]
alice is better in looks but id say dgt is highest in demand
User avatar #4270610 - wethepixel (08/12/2013) [-]
Meh, that could be debated.
User avatar #4270612 - battledude (08/12/2013) [-]
could be for some

but I bet if I sent a dgt to someone with alice most of them would accept
User avatar #4270615 - wethepixel (08/12/2013) [-]
Well yeah, DGT is always going to be the most overpriced item. :L
User avatar #4270619 - battledude (08/12/2013) [-]
simply because it is the original ultra rare item
#4270568 - dat alice tho  [+] (10 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4270569 - wethepixel (08/12/2013) [-]
Apart from Alice. She stays.
User avatar #4270570 - battledude (08/12/2013) [-]
was about to call you crazy
User avatar #4270571 - wethepixel (08/12/2013) [-]
Alice is best item.
User avatar #4270574 - battledude (08/12/2013) [-]
2nd
User avatar #4270586 - wethepixel (08/12/2013) [-]
What's first?
User avatar #4270595 - battledude (08/12/2013) [-]
alice is better in looks but id say dgt is highest in demand
User avatar #4270610 - wethepixel (08/12/2013) [-]
Meh, that could be debated.
User avatar #4270612 - battledude (08/12/2013) [-]
could be for some

but I bet if I sent a dgt to someone with alice most of them would accept
User avatar #4270615 - wethepixel (08/12/2013) [-]
Well yeah, DGT is always going to be the most overpriced item. :L
User avatar #4270619 - battledude (08/12/2013) [-]
simply because it is the original ultra rare item
#35 - to love-ru isnt too far off 08/11/2013 on lol 0
#4266909 - yes plz  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Play items +4
User avatar #4266921 - wethepixel (08/11/2013) [-]
Jew, that was a totally good offer.
#4266635 - I was expecting more curses  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4266641 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
No, if you need them, you need them. I can respect that.
#4266606 - which is why I need them.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4266631 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
well even though i have like a million of those already. Its the thought that counts <3
User avatar #4266635 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
I was expecting more curses
User avatar #4266641 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
No, if you need them, you need them. I can respect that.
#4266617 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
curse you. CURSE YOU DARNIT.
#4266586 - why you want so much  [+] (6 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4266595 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
that nigga sloth dragons greedy asshole wishes to feast upon 20 of them.
User avatar #4266606 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
which is why I need them.
User avatar #4266631 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
well even though i have like a million of those already. Its the thought that counts <3
User avatar #4266635 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
I was expecting more curses
User avatar #4266641 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
No, if you need them, you need them. I can respect that.
#4266617 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
curse you. CURSE YOU DARNIT.
#4266577 - nu.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Play items +2
User avatar #4266581 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
i pay dough...
User avatar #4266586 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
why you want so much
User avatar #4266595 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
that nigga sloth dragons greedy asshole wishes to feast upon 20 of them.
User avatar #4266606 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
which is why I need them.
User avatar #4266631 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
well even though i have like a million of those already. Its the thought that counts <3
User avatar #4266635 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
I was expecting more curses
User avatar #4266641 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
No, if you need them, you need them. I can respect that.
#4266617 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
curse you. CURSE YOU DARNIT.
#4266565 - gib whip cream  [+] (11 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Play items +2
User avatar #4266575 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
gib new royal coins
User avatar #4266577 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
nu.
User avatar #4266581 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
i pay dough...
User avatar #4266586 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
why you want so much
User avatar #4266595 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
that nigga sloth dragons greedy asshole wishes to feast upon 20 of them.
User avatar #4266606 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
which is why I need them.
User avatar #4266631 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
well even though i have like a million of those already. Its the thought that counts <3
User avatar #4266635 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
I was expecting more curses
User avatar #4266641 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
No, if you need them, you need them. I can respect that.
#4266617 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
curse you. CURSE YOU DARNIT.
User avatar #4266567 - bitchyouabitch (08/11/2013) [-]
no buy them
#4266495 - yfw crafting without the guide 08/11/2013 on Play items +2
#4266363 - well he moved it  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Play items -1
#4266382 - smurtehmurph (08/11/2013) [-]
Fucking tops cunt! I could never have fucking figured that one out.
#4266352 - ssm lol  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Play items -1
User avatar #4266360 - smurtehmurph (08/11/2013) [-]
No he doesn't. Check his profile,
User avatar #4266363 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
well he moved it
#4266382 - smurtehmurph (08/11/2013) [-]
Fucking tops cunt! I could never have fucking figured that one out.
#4266318 - ssm took 2 weeks vssm would take 10. but ssm spee…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Play items -1
User avatar #4266342 - smurtehmurph (08/11/2013) [-]
who has strong?
User avatar #4266352 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
ssm

lol
User avatar #4266360 - smurtehmurph (08/11/2013) [-]
No he doesn't. Check his profile,
User avatar #4266363 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
well he moved it
#4266382 - smurtehmurph (08/11/2013) [-]
Fucking tops cunt! I could never have fucking figured that one out.
User avatar #4266327 - aceshot (08/11/2013) [-]
You selling any of those royal coins? Ill pay you 250 fj points apiece.
#620197 - well windex cleans the **** out of it but you don…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #620199 - slandersalamander (08/11/2013) [-]
Thanks. I'll try it out.
#620190 - never had anything quite like that, but it couldnt hurt to try  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #620191 - slandersalamander (08/11/2013) [-]
How does it work exactly?
User avatar #620197 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
well windex cleans the shit out of it but you dont want it to actually soak inside the controller, so spray a toothbrush with windex and scrub the shit out of everything, then scrub with warm water to get rid of the suds/soap and dry thouroughly with a towel
User avatar #620199 - slandersalamander (08/11/2013) [-]
Thanks. I'll try it out.
#620187 - out of all my controller problems it fixed sticky buttons and …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #620189 - slandersalamander (08/11/2013) [-]
I've got a 360 controller which seems less responsive when tilted to the left. For example, when rotating the camera in a game, it moves painfully slowly. This makes DMC and Dark Souls kinda hard. Is that the kind of thing it would fix?
User avatar #620190 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
never had anything quite like that, but it couldnt hurt to try
User avatar #620191 - slandersalamander (08/11/2013) [-]
How does it work exactly?
User avatar #620197 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
well windex cleans the shit out of it but you dont want it to actually soak inside the controller, so spray a toothbrush with windex and scrub the shit out of everything, then scrub with warm water to get rid of the suds/soap and dry thouroughly with a towel
User avatar #620199 - slandersalamander (08/11/2013) [-]
Thanks. I'll try it out.
#620173 - so after years of annoyance I find out controllers buttons can…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #620185 - slandersalamander (08/11/2013) [-]
Nothing of value, I guess

Does this work on control sticks
User avatar #620187 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
out of all my controller problems it fixed sticky buttons and unresponsive/sticky thumbsticks

unresponsive triggers and loose thumbsticks however wont be solved
User avatar #620189 - slandersalamander (08/11/2013) [-]
I've got a 360 controller which seems less responsive when tilted to the left. For example, when rotating the camera in a game, it moves painfully slowly. This makes DMC and Dark Souls kinda hard. Is that the kind of thing it would fix?
User avatar #620190 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
never had anything quite like that, but it couldnt hurt to try
User avatar #620191 - slandersalamander (08/11/2013) [-]
How does it work exactly?
User avatar #620197 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
well windex cleans the shit out of it but you dont want it to actually soak inside the controller, so spray a toothbrush with windex and scrub the shit out of everything, then scrub with warm water to get rid of the suds/soap and dry thouroughly with a towel
User avatar #620199 - slandersalamander (08/11/2013) [-]
Thanks. I'll try it out.
User avatar #620184 - annadewitt (08/11/2013) [-]
probably fapping.
User avatar #620180 - awesomerninjathing (08/11/2013) [-]
being annoyed
#43 - you try being agile in armor like that  [+] (21 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Especially In This Economy 0
User avatar #75 - bensho (08/11/2013) [-]
The armor makes you agile. It's powered. The reason Spartans are the only ones that use it is because it (in laymen's terms) reads your thoughts. In one of the books, they tell you that the first person to use the MJOLNIR armor died because he tried to raise his right arm, and the suit went too fast and broke it. Then, when he flinched, the armor broke his spine. The Spartans are the only ones that have the mental control and strength to use the armor.
User avatar #654 - drewsky (08/12/2013) [-]
It's not just the mental control, it's also that they've been genetically enhanced.
User avatar #655 - bensho (08/12/2013) [-]
I said mental control and strength. The reason they have those attributes is because they are enhanced. But the enhancements are common knowledge, so there's no need to mention them.
User avatar #661 - drewsky (08/12/2013) [-]
My apologies, I thought you meant mental strength.
User avatar #138 - dyllygaf (08/11/2013) [-]
So basically, in that armor, all they have to do is THINK about moving instead of actually moving their limbs and just let the armor carry them around essentially?
User avatar #252 - randomnab (08/11/2013) [-]
Well when you move your arm you THINK about moving your arm. The armor is connected to your brain and it intercepts the signals you send and then augments the actions. Master Chief also has the added benefit of Cortana who processes data for him and relays his nervous signals giving him insanely high reflexes.
User avatar #256 - dyllygaf (08/11/2013) [-]
Ahh i gotcha, the armour heightens everything he does and cortana gives him spidey senses?
User avatar #259 - randomnab (08/11/2013) [-]
Nah, she just further heightens his reflexes. You know, you see a cannonball flying your way, first you gotta see it, then your eyes have to send the signal to your brain, your brain has to acknowledge the fact that there's a cannonball that's going to rip you to shreds, then process the info till it finds the matching solution (run the fuck away), then send that command to your limbs. All that takes a certain amount of time. Cortana just cuts a few corners and does it faster.
User avatar #260 - dyllygaf (08/11/2013) [-]
Ahh, sounds neat thanks for the info!
User avatar #261 - randomnab (08/11/2013) [-]
NP, i suggest you read the books, starting with the fall of reach. They're awesome
User avatar #262 - dyllygaf (08/11/2013) [-]
They really seem interesting from what I've read in this thread so far, I probably will end up checking them out
User avatar #265 - randomnab (08/11/2013) [-]
The flood is written by a different author and it sucks balls. Its a literal synopsis of the Halo CE storyline "then master chief zoomed in and killed 256 elites with 1 clip of his pistol, then he picked up a jackhammer and blew up the sun cus hes awesome" but you still need to read it to keep up with the events. 3 and 4 are written by the same guy that wrote part 1 so they're really good.
User avatar #266 - dyllygaf (08/11/2013) [-]
Sweet, looks like I'm taking a trip to Barnes and Nobles on my next payday
User avatar #267 - randomnab (08/11/2013) [-]
or piratebay right now
User avatar #268 - dyllygaf (08/11/2013) [-]
I would but I have a book fetish, I love being able to hold a book in my hands, for some reason I just can't get into books on a computer screen
User avatar #269 - randomnab (08/11/2013) [-]
I know the feel trust me. Thats why i read them on my phone. Did the same with a song of ice and fire.
Id love to get an actual copy of the books but they arent sold in my country
User avatar #270 - dyllygaf (08/11/2013) [-]
Why don't you try Amazon? I get books off there every once in a while when I can't find them at the B&N
User avatar #272 - randomnab (08/11/2013) [-]
I dont have a credit card (ill be getting one soon) and they either dont ship here or shipping costs as much as the books
User avatar #275 - dyllygaf (08/11/2013) [-]
Ahh, yeah shipping costs can be a bitch, sometimes thugh you can get pretty cheap shipping if you opt for the longest shipping time. You can also get pre-paid debt cards that are pretty much just like gift cards with a debt card number you can use to order shit online and toss when you're done
User avatar #278 - randomnab (08/11/2013) [-]
We do have debit cards here but you need to be 18 and you need to go through the same process as getting a credit card. Turning 18 in a few days, so as i said ill get a credit or a debit card soon
User avatar #280 - dyllygaf (08/11/2013) [-]
Ahh, coolio
#106 - I didnt read the title and I thought the first 2 pics were modern art. 08/11/2013 on Ruins of detroit pt.2 +2
#4265313 - yeah 1  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4265326 - phanact (08/11/2013) [-]
k culthanks
#4265303 - i have 2  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4265305 - phanact (08/11/2013) [-]
lemme buy?
User avatar #4265313 - battledude (08/11/2013) [-]
yeah 1
User avatar #4265326 - phanact (08/11/2013) [-]
k culthanks
#972 - I understand, but atm they are kinda rare lol  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on battledude's profile 0
#979 - retrochris (08/11/2013) [-]
don't want to seem unthankful but I reall can't take it mate..
#4265209 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Play items 0
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User avatar #1178 - donor (07/03/2014) [-]
is some of these items for sale?
-Evil toast
-One of you Alice's
-The IMP's
-Empty vial
-Empty wooden chest
-Wooden chest
-Sword of eternal burning
#1177 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1170 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
g
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - battledude (05/14/2014) [-]
but why
User avatar #1172 to #1171 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
because i want to give you my fj points
User avatar #1173 to #1172 - battledude (05/14/2014) [-]
well thanks!
User avatar #1174 to #1173 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
np i saw you requested them from xkqueen and i have no use for them so yeah.
also do happen to have a content faved it was a trick with percentages?
User avatar #1175 to #1174 - battledude (05/14/2014) [-]
im not sure... i have 6330 favs
User avatar #1176 to #1175 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (05/14/2014) [-]
woow
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#1163 - battledude (03/15/2014) [-]
**battledude rolled a random comment #69 posted by aslypancake at Burn world, burn! ** :jesus christ that cake 
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User avatar #1160 - clappedcrack (01/09/2014) [-]
7 of 1 1 stack
User avatar #1153 - grail (12/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #1155 to #1154 - grail (12/31/2013) [-]
I hope they still come from the tickets, you could at least get one again.
User avatar #1156 to #1155 - battledude (12/31/2013) [-]
i dont really care about items anymore anyway
User avatar #1157 to #1156 - grail (12/31/2013) [-]
Good, it's getting more and more boring by the day.
User avatar #1158 to #1157 - battledude (12/31/2013) [-]
the second a 1 stack maxed out, the game because so boring it wasnt even interesting anymore

i mean its back to bulk time wasting
User avatar #1159 to #1158 - grail (12/31/2013) [-]
Totally, right now the only interesting thing to me is finding those secret sword recipes, but even that might be more hassle than it's worth.
User avatar #1150 - traffy (11/24/2013) [-]
Trading alice?
User avatar #1151 to #1150 - battledude (11/25/2013) [-]
likely not
User avatar #1148 - grail (11/17/2013) [-]


what happened to dgt's
User avatar #1149 to #1148 - battledude (11/17/2013) [-]
well I only had 1 and its on kning
User avatar #1146 - shitdickinator (11/10/2013) [-]
nice items
User avatar #1147 to #1146 - battledude (11/11/2013) [-]
meh would look nicer if my dgt was still here
User avatar #1143 - kingniggering (11/06/2013) [-]
Garrett plz
User avatar #1145 to #1144 - kingniggering (11/06/2013) [-]
I don't like pepsi
User avatar #1141 - ied (11/03/2013) [-]
2 alice?
weak
ive waited a long time to say that
User avatar #1124 - nippuhl (10/30/2013) [-]
sell me alice
User avatar #1125 to #1124 - battledude (10/30/2013) [-]
but she be mine
User avatar #1123 - ied (10/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #1126 to #1123 - battledude (10/30/2013) [-]
mah duck
User avatar #1127 to #1126 - ied (10/30/2013) [-]
how are you
User avatar #1128 to #1127 - battledude (10/30/2013) [-]
only day off work is almost over, not so great
User avatar #1129 to #1128 - ied (10/30/2013) [-]
******* hell
that really sucks :/
what do you do
User avatar #1130 to #1129 - battledude (10/30/2013) [-]
meh I work at officemax
User avatar #1131 to #1130 - ied (10/30/2013) [-]
o
fun?
User avatar #1132 to #1131 - battledude (10/30/2013) [-]
better than my last job

burger king
User avatar #1133 to #1132 - ied (10/30/2013) [-]
free ice cream for days though
User avatar #1134 to #1133 - battledude (10/30/2013) [-]
not worth it tho
User avatar #1135 to #1134 - ied (10/30/2013) [-]
ice cream
free
User avatar #1136 to #1135 - battledude (10/30/2013) [-]
not even good ice cream without blending in 1lb of oreos
User avatar #1137 to #1136 - ied (10/30/2013) [-]
oh god.
User avatar #1138 to #1137 - battledude (10/30/2013) [-]
which we were almost always out of
User avatar #1139 to #1138 - ied (10/30/2013) [-]
oh no
so why do you have 2 alices
User avatar #1140 to #1139 - battledude (10/30/2013) [-]
cause swag
User avatar #1114 - kingniggering (09/07/2013) [-]
we has 3 alices in total!
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