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barbwirepain

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Date Signed Up:5/25/2011
Last Login:7/04/2015
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Content Ranking:#958
Comment Ranking:#10294
Highest Content Rank:#961
Highest Comment Rank:#2291
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Times Content Favorited:608 times
Total Comments Made:2841
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#41 - i met him once when i was 4, sweet guy 03/24/2015 on Massive Random Interesting... +1
#69 - dbz return of F the new dbz movie they're making 03/22/2015 on Frieza's new form. 0
#2 - and then somebody kept opening the door  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on The things we put up with +1
User avatar #3 - sketchyz (03/23/2015) [-]
And then someone decided to play with the marionette.
#392 - eating wings, drinking mojitos, and watched the running man 03/22/2015 on Saturday Night Plans 0
#150 - nope, just wanted to let you know i has a shotgun and i grew u…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2015 on remember 0
#151 - vegasstoner (03/22/2015) [-]
well i got a gun that can be used at a reasonable range. so better hope i dont see you first little 5 ass powerlevel bitch.
#148 - so you are saying you have a higher power level than a farmer …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2015 on remember 0
#149 - vegasstoner (03/22/2015) [-]
uhhhh yes. yes i am. gotta problem?
User avatar #150 - barbwirepain (03/22/2015) [-]
nope, just wanted to let you know i has a shotgun and i grew up on a farm
#151 - vegasstoner (03/22/2015) [-]
well i got a gun that can be used at a reasonable range. so better hope i dont see you first little 5 ass powerlevel bitch.
#352 - please 03/22/2015 on Be Addy's friend 0
#1085 - look at his name people 03/21/2015 on FREE STUFF 0
#23 - NE should be Call of Cthulhu 03/21/2015 on Tabletop/Video Gaming Comp 0
#32 - godzilla final wars (the 1 where he kills zilla) is on crackle 03/20/2015 on Some more Godzilla facts &... 0
#179 - night of the living dead 03/20/2015 on FJ Movie night? 0
#31 - sauce 03/19/2015 on Top Celebrity Facts! +1
#21 - i believe this is from dare to be stupid... 03/18/2015 on NSFW MLP porno 0
#42 - when he died i cried 03/17/2015 on Dex-starr Origin Story +3
#11 - 23 19 w s o o o c l k 03/17/2015 on let it shine Just own the... 0
#130 - how many times can i press the button, like do i get more ripp… 03/17/2015 on Easiest decision ever 0
#127 - you don't pay. you can tip if you want, but it isn't mandator… 03/17/2015 on Plot Twist 0
#96 - *kisses you deeply*  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Get rid of that self-pity 0
User avatar #97 - adhdposter (03/17/2015) [-]
>deeply
>Kissing so deeply that you kiss their insides
>Sharp lips
>Cut your tongue when you lick your lips
>Drink your own blood
>Cannibal vampire
>Magically produce more blood than mass of consumed food
>Feed yourself forever
>No reason for divide between humans and vampires
>Turn all people into vampires
>World hunger solved
#65 - more like here let me take your things, bathroom's right there…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2015 on Blowzoned 0
#67 - Clonious (03/16/2015) [-]
That sounds like a good time to me, and I like the way you put it. Have a nice life, sexually active person, may I be so fortunate.
#60 - we're both part of the bdsm community, what you just listed wa…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Blowzoned 0
#63 - Clonious (03/16/2015) [-]
You answer the door in a robe covering your gimp suit, you see a familiar face. "Oh gosh it's so nice to see you, do come in, let me take your coat, can I make you anything? No? Well then, let 's go see what we can get strapped into... Oh, bathroom's down the hall, take a left. I'll be in the opposite room... Preparing..."

I can only imagine.
User avatar #65 - barbwirepain (03/16/2015) [-]
more like here let me take your things, bathroom's right there on the right, meet me in the bedroom after you're done. cuddle for a few sexytime, she took a shower napped more sexy time, beat her ass. more sexytime, ordered dinner ate and cuddled as we watched some tv, sexytime until around 2 am passed out together
#67 - Clonious (03/16/2015) [-]
That sounds like a good time to me, and I like the way you put it. Have a nice life, sexually active person, may I be so fortunate.
#62 - Clonious has deleted their comment.
#7 - and also i have seen sasquatch before, when i was about 8 or 9… 03/16/2015 on Bigfoot recordings 0
#6 - not all the time, when my mom had a heart attack and i called …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Bigfoot recordings 0
User avatar #8 - neokun (03/16/2015) [-]
That may be, but not once did they ask for the address in that video.
User avatar #7 - barbwirepain (03/16/2015) [-]
and also i have seen sasquatch before, when i was about 8 or 9, i was out in my back yard (grew up in the middle of nowhere upstate NY) it was Fall and after school so it was dusk. i used to love calling in the turkeys so i was sitting out by my pond making turkey calls. all of the sudden i see a shadow at the treeline, it was standing behind a tree and kind of peeking a head out every few seconds the head was above a branch my father had to reach up to touch (he's 6'2") i got freaked out and ran all the way back home went inside and noped for quite a while
#48 - on friday, i convinced a woman i have known for 5 years to tra…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/16/2015 on Blowzoned +3
#51 - Clonious (03/16/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah man/woman, have fun being with her! Get creative, try some kinky stuff, eat food off of one other, trade full body oil massages, or even finger paint on each other! I hear they sell edible finger paint... :3
User avatar #60 - barbwirepain (03/16/2015) [-]
we're both part of the bdsm community, what you just listed was barely a warm up
#63 - Clonious (03/16/2015) [-]
You answer the door in a robe covering your gimp suit, you see a familiar face. "Oh gosh it's so nice to see you, do come in, let me take your coat, can I make you anything? No? Well then, let 's go see what we can get strapped into... Oh, bathroom's down the hall, take a left. I'll be in the opposite room... Preparing..."

I can only imagine.
User avatar #65 - barbwirepain (03/16/2015) [-]
more like here let me take your things, bathroom's right there on the right, meet me in the bedroom after you're done. cuddle for a few sexytime, she took a shower napped more sexy time, beat her ass. more sexytime, ordered dinner ate and cuddled as we watched some tv, sexytime until around 2 am passed out together
#67 - Clonious (03/16/2015) [-]
That sounds like a good time to me, and I like the way you put it. Have a nice life, sexually active person, may I be so fortunate.
#62 - Clonious has deleted their comment.
#43 - years ago, i had a video called creamed corn, it was this exac… 03/16/2015 on Nature love. 0
#1011 - psychologyxplain, because he's a bro. or admin because, why not 03/15/2015 on If you were stuck on an... +1

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#14 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #13 to #12 - barbwirepain (07/12/2013) [-]
i'm not dylan
#10 - thesupervillian (05/13/2013) [-]
Your ******* awesome.
User avatar #11 to #10 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
thanks... i guess
#9 - kanedam (04/25/2013) [-]
dont forget to count on frozen... gotta freak him/her out with getting to a hundred!
User avatar #8 - evilanakie (04/04/2013) [-]
who you?
User avatar #7 - Greengreda (08/04/2012) [-]
Sorry i've never seen that post here so i deleted it soo sorry!
User avatar #3 - zombiestookmybike (07/10/2012) [-]
i love you too. :)
User avatar #4 to #3 - barbwirepain (07/10/2012) [-]
i honestly figured you probably got like 100 of them by now, so i just wanted to **** with ya
User avatar #5 to #4 - zombiestookmybike (07/10/2012) [-]
i'm having to resort to replying on people's profiles because i've sent too many messages to non-friend users in 24 hours :D funnyjunk's getting mad!
User avatar #6 to #5 - barbwirepain (07/10/2012) [-]
i honestly don't give a **** if you posted that on my profile i thought it was ******* funny
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