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Date Signed Up:5/25/2011
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#2 - **barbwirepain rolled a random image posted in comment #2079… 05/13/2013 on DAYUM. 0
#5 - What's grosser than 2 girls 1 cup. The fact that i came to it. 05/13/2013 on sick joke -2
#11 - thanks... i guess 05/13/2013 on barbwirepain's profile 0
#2 - i read it to the tune of so what by metallica 05/13/2013 on So i was on /b/ 0
#34 - i have the bdsm symbol tattooed over my heart  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Damn it Jade! 0
#35 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
thats dedication
#24 - was /b/ until i started seeing helping threads and all this … 05/13/2013 on Cats of the internet -1
#22 - i stopped going after i had 4 gore threads 404  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Cats of the internet +2
User avatar #23 - therealtjthemedic (05/13/2013) [-]
What's your regular?
I'm usually on /k/.
/b/ is nice too, but not as often.
#135 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
/b/ is nice?
I just go on there for the porn
Rarely do I see any unique threads that are worth the time.
User avatar #24 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
was /b/ until i started seeing helping threads and all this bullshit that wasn't hate. i did get a week long ban for posting an abortion on in /ck/
#31 - it was like having anal with a chick wearing a strap-on pretty… 05/13/2013 on Damn it Jade! +1
#30 - well as being a member of the bdsm society as well, kind of gi…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Damn it Jade! +1
#33 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
thats a hella fun society i must admit. juast recently became even more.... "active" than i used to be when it comes to BDSM
User avatar #34 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
i have the bdsm symbol tattooed over my heart
#35 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
thats dedication
#32 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
haha i like the way you think. and i see normal as everybody being themselves. you are only normal when you stop trying to be what everybody wants you to be. you are the most normal when you are yourself.
#27 - and her reactions, yes she did cum from anal, and hard, she wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Damn it Jade! +2
#47 - acidjunk (05/13/2013) [-]
You're a god to me
#26 - honestly, i view her as a woman, and yes she is VERY talented …  [+] (8 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Damn it Jade! +2
#29 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
and i have to say i give you my respect for that fact though because most people even bisexual people would freak out about that because most people only view whats on the outside but to see that and still be with her i must say you are a good guy
User avatar #30 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
well as being a member of the bdsm society as well, kind of gives me a meh outlook on traps, i just view them the same way as i would a "normal" person. that and it pissed off my family which was a plus
#33 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
thats a hella fun society i must admit. juast recently became even more.... "active" than i used to be when it comes to BDSM
User avatar #34 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
i have the bdsm symbol tattooed over my heart
#35 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
thats dedication
#32 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
haha i like the way you think. and i see normal as everybody being themselves. you are only normal when you stop trying to be what everybody wants you to be. you are the most normal when you are yourself.
#28 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
well i didnt mean like that. i honestly have no bad views whether she wants to be looked at as a man or as a woman ill respect her and treat her like she would like to be just the same as i would anybody. and i didnt mean the positions or anything. its a little hard to explain though but what im saying is compared to just having sex with either a guy or a girl how would this differ? i dont mean to sound rude at all if i do im just a naturally really curious person im just terrible at explaining things
User avatar #31 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
it was like having anal with a chick wearing a strap-on pretty much lol
#24 - if you're bi not really. she had breasts and everything, just…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/13/2013 on Damn it Jade! 0
#25 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
lol i mean like not from the fact of you being bi but like thats probably the first time youve ever had sex with someone who had non manboob tits and a penis so was it any different or awkward for you since youve never done that before? like normally most people go by a certain way they like to do things and when put in a position thats unfamiliar they react in different ways. so what im wondering is in your point of view what was it like? not like oh she did this or she was good at that but compared to anything else youve done. if that makes any sense at all
User avatar #27 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
and her reactions, yes she did cum from anal, and hard, she was a screamer/moaner that type of stuff
#47 - acidjunk (05/13/2013) [-]
You're a god to me
User avatar #26 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
honestly, i view her as a woman, and yes she is VERY talented in oral, as for positions, we mostly just did it doggy style, or missionary
#29 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
and i have to say i give you my respect for that fact though because most people even bisexual people would freak out about that because most people only view whats on the outside but to see that and still be with her i must say you are a good guy
User avatar #30 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
well as being a member of the bdsm society as well, kind of gives me a meh outlook on traps, i just view them the same way as i would a "normal" person. that and it pissed off my family which was a plus
#33 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
thats a hella fun society i must admit. juast recently became even more.... "active" than i used to be when it comes to BDSM
User avatar #34 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
i have the bdsm symbol tattooed over my heart
#35 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
thats dedication
#32 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
haha i like the way you think. and i see normal as everybody being themselves. you are only normal when you stop trying to be what everybody wants you to be. you are the most normal when you are yourself.
#28 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
well i didnt mean like that. i honestly have no bad views whether she wants to be looked at as a man or as a woman ill respect her and treat her like she would like to be just the same as i would anybody. and i didnt mean the positions or anything. its a little hard to explain though but what im saying is compared to just having sex with either a guy or a girl how would this differ? i dont mean to sound rude at all if i do im just a naturally really curious person im just terrible at explaining things
User avatar #31 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
it was like having anal with a chick wearing a strap-on pretty much lol
#14 - if he has a dick, he wants to **** you, simple 05/13/2013 on boy trouble (NOT FUNNY) 0
#2 - Fun fact, most video game related violence is directly caused …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Video Game Myths Doom +5
#5 - anon (05/13/2013) [-]
there is no causal link whatsoever between real life violence and video games.
honestly the only reason why violence is drawn in parallel with games is because violent acts are performed in them but its a better way to blow off steam than to create more because you feel like killing half the people in your class
#2 - a ****** with a free meal coupon in KFC  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Car Insurance +29
User avatar #6 - arkadia (05/12/2013) [-]
kool-aid on tap
User avatar #3 - rooxass (05/12/2013) [-]
At a special with melons in the menu.
User avatar #4 - chaosnazo (05/12/2013) [-]
And grapedrink
User avatar #7 - captfuckhead (05/13/2013) [-]
and Newport Menthols.
#26 - burzum-ishi!!! 05/12/2013 on Ork Technology 0
#11 - quite often.  [+] (14 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Damn it Jade! +2
#23 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
im not trying to be rude but ive always been curious about that. how was it? like was it weird or anything?
User avatar #24 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
if you're bi not really. she had breasts and everything, just a 4" penis lol
#25 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
lol i mean like not from the fact of you being bi but like thats probably the first time youve ever had sex with someone who had non manboob tits and a penis so was it any different or awkward for you since youve never done that before? like normally most people go by a certain way they like to do things and when put in a position thats unfamiliar they react in different ways. so what im wondering is in your point of view what was it like? not like oh she did this or she was good at that but compared to anything else youve done. if that makes any sense at all
User avatar #27 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
and her reactions, yes she did cum from anal, and hard, she was a screamer/moaner that type of stuff
#47 - acidjunk (05/13/2013) [-]
You're a god to me
User avatar #26 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
honestly, i view her as a woman, and yes she is VERY talented in oral, as for positions, we mostly just did it doggy style, or missionary
#29 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
and i have to say i give you my respect for that fact though because most people even bisexual people would freak out about that because most people only view whats on the outside but to see that and still be with her i must say you are a good guy
User avatar #30 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
well as being a member of the bdsm society as well, kind of gives me a meh outlook on traps, i just view them the same way as i would a "normal" person. that and it pissed off my family which was a plus
#33 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
thats a hella fun society i must admit. juast recently became even more.... "active" than i used to be when it comes to BDSM
User avatar #34 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
i have the bdsm symbol tattooed over my heart
#35 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
thats dedication
#32 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
haha i like the way you think. and i see normal as everybody being themselves. you are only normal when you stop trying to be what everybody wants you to be. you are the most normal when you are yourself.
#28 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (05/13/2013) [-]
well i didnt mean like that. i honestly have no bad views whether she wants to be looked at as a man or as a woman ill respect her and treat her like she would like to be just the same as i would anybody. and i didnt mean the positions or anything. its a little hard to explain though but what im saying is compared to just having sex with either a guy or a girl how would this differ? i dont mean to sound rude at all if i do im just a naturally really curious person im just terrible at explaining things
User avatar #31 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
it was like having anal with a chick wearing a strap-on pretty much lol
#9 - her breasts. cops would question us about it, and well. she h… 05/12/2013 on Damn it Jade! 0
#7 - she was very up front with it from the get go. was very fun t… 05/12/2013 on Damn it Jade! 0
#3 - i've actually dated a trap before, we were together for 2 years 05/12/2013 on Damn it Jade! 0
#16 - august 13th 2012, my mom died of a heart attack right outside …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Death 2 Episode 2 0
#51 - waffies (05/12/2013) [-]
*wince*

Sorry to be here joking about death
#25 - anon (05/12/2013) [-]
Turkey day 2006 my "Grandma" died. Cried in the hospital for an hour before i could leave. I still have the light up angel that sat beside her bed for the last month of her life in the hospital
User avatar #20 - Zydratejunkie (05/12/2013) [-]
September 17th 2008, my dad died of a heart attack while on a walk with my mom. The last conversation I had with him was him complaining that his arm hurt, and mom and I joking and calling him weak.

Having a dead parent sucks.
#18 - HayleyWilliams (05/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - HayleyWilliams (05/12/2013) [-]
my text didnt go through but I am so sorry! I would give you a hug right now if i saw you in person
User avatar #17 - kanaka (05/12/2013) [-]
are you being serious? If so im sorry it sucks not having a mom. i had mine for only 8 years
#19 - i thought it was a monkfish 05/11/2013 on Field cannot be empty. +2
#47 - too bad people don't view it that way, it's funny they don't c…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2013 on McDisasters 20: Got Lucky +6
User avatar #53 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
i dont care what you're into. it's not my business to be in your business. as long as you're a functioning member of society, do whatever the fuck makes you happy. keep being you. the fam will come around eventually man.
#202 - read goosebumps. like a boss 05/11/2013 on someone asks what i did... +1
#45 - thanks, and i know all about the ultra conservative **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2013 on McDisasters 20: Got Lucky +10
User avatar #46 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
glad for you living your life the way you want to live it man. who cares if your bi. as long as you're happy, i think people should back off.
User avatar #47 - barbwirepain (05/11/2013) [-]
too bad people don't view it that way, it's funny they don't care that i am a sadist and into bdsm, but tell them i am bi and ww3
User avatar #53 - sirbrentcoe (05/11/2013) [-]
i dont care what you're into. it's not my business to be in your business. as long as you're a functioning member of society, do whatever the fuck makes you happy. keep being you. the fam will come around eventually man.

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User avatar #12 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #13 to #12 - barbwirepain (07/12/2013) [-]
i'm not dylan
#10 - thesupervillian (05/13/2013) [-]
Your ******* awesome.
User avatar #11 to #10 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
thanks... i guess
#9 - kanedam ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
dont forget to count on frozen... gotta freak him/her out with getting to a hundred!
User avatar #8 - evilanakie (04/04/2013) [-]
who you?
User avatar #7 - Greengreda (08/04/2012) [-]
Sorry i've never seen that post here so i deleted it soo sorry!
User avatar #3 - zombiestookmybike (07/10/2012) [-]
i love you too. :)
User avatar #4 to #3 - barbwirepain (07/10/2012) [-]
i honestly figured you probably got like 100 of them by now, so i just wanted to **** with ya
User avatar #5 to #4 - zombiestookmybike (07/10/2012) [-]
i'm having to resort to replying on people's profiles because i've sent too many messages to non-friend users in 24 hours :D funnyjunk's getting mad!
User avatar #6 to #5 - barbwirepain (07/10/2012) [-]
i honestly don't give a **** if you posted that on my profile i thought it was ******* funny
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