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barbwirepain

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Date Signed Up:5/25/2011
Last Login:8/01/2015
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Total Comments Made:2873
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#17 - as an italian, this is probably the worst insult ever 06/21/2015 on Old lady burn 0
#36 - when i was about 3, i was out in my yard following a wolf spid… 06/21/2015 on Cops +3
#2 - i would but.... 2 thing i do core races and classes only, and … 06/18/2015 on Looking for GM 0
#33 - you do realize he steals all of his content from reddit and im… 06/17/2015 on Admin's Hotdog's -1
#88 - if you're going to steal **** from other sites joshlol … 06/17/2015 on I just want the 12 people... -1
#771 - i never win anything but what the hell, i'll give it a try (co… 06/16/2015 on Steam Game Giveaway 3 0
#41 - Picture 06/15/2015 on Fist of the North 0
#370 - you prove YOU'RE not a robot, you filthy toaster *throws magne… 06/14/2015 on prove you're not a robot 0
#57 - Years ago I worked at Wal-mart, dairy/frozen food about 2 … 06/11/2015 on Strap on your Special Helmets! +1
#55 - holy **** mason is amazingly psycho  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Strap on your Special Helmets! +2
User avatar #57 - barbwirepain (06/11/2015) [-]
Years ago I worked at Wal-mart, dairy/frozen food
about 2 weeks into the job i am working in frozen food (mainly just rearranging shit)
then i spot him, one of those 6 ft tall tards. the kind that look like the hulk without the green
he puts his hand down the back of his pants, and gets this look on his face like that of an infant shitting.
he pulls his hand out and it was full of shit.
starts smearing it on the glass like he's shitcasso... and then he spots me, arms fling open as he runs towards me for a hug... i bolted and ran into women's clothes...
best part, the manager expected me to clean up this tards shit paining. i laughed and told them to take care of it. i was going on lunch
#122 - yu mo gui gwai fai di zao 06/09/2015 on Great show +1
#21 - i'd have it gone in a week, toblerones are ******* awesome 06/08/2015 on Toblerone in Instant... 0
#24 - yeah, but what do when your dog is unavailable 06/08/2015 on Will you press the button 1/? +1
#13 - Ninja Brian? 06/07/2015 on All your cat belong to us 0
#633 - playing pathfinder, might watch Repo the genetic opera 06/06/2015 on Friday Night Social Thread 0
#53 - not working lol  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2015 on Dog afraid of plush tiger 0
User avatar #54 - velutluna (06/05/2015) [-]
I am also skilled in sarcasm. I might be better at that than motivational speeches. I'm gonna shut up now..
#51 - Bob, and no i think it was 1 of those ones from wal-mart, and …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Dog afraid of plush tiger 0
User avatar #52 - velutluna (06/05/2015) [-]
Are you sure it wasn't from Toys R Us? I don't remember Walmart selling those tigers. Bob is a good name for a tiger. I was a typical girl. I named my tiger Snowball or some shit like that. Sorry about the Psych Ward stuff. Everybody's crazy in some way or another. Just hug Bob..if you weren't at the Psych Ward, you never would have received him! Did I tell you I was great at motivational speeches?
User avatar #53 - barbwirepain (06/05/2015) [-]
not working lol
User avatar #54 - velutluna (06/05/2015) [-]
I am also skilled in sarcasm. I might be better at that than motivational speeches. I'm gonna shut up now..
#48 - no... i won it playing bingo in a psych ward 12 years ago  [+] (5 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Dog afraid of plush tiger 0
User avatar #50 - velutluna (06/05/2015) [-]
So Busch Gardens? Place is insane. But that's cool bruh. Bingo is fun when you have nothin better to do. What did you name your tiger?
User avatar #51 - barbwirepain (06/05/2015) [-]
Bob, and no i think it was 1 of those ones from wal-mart, and yes it was a legitimate psych ward i was in
User avatar #52 - velutluna (06/05/2015) [-]
Are you sure it wasn't from Toys R Us? I don't remember Walmart selling those tigers. Bob is a good name for a tiger. I was a typical girl. I named my tiger Snowball or some shit like that. Sorry about the Psych Ward stuff. Everybody's crazy in some way or another. Just hug Bob..if you weren't at the Psych Ward, you never would have received him! Did I tell you I was great at motivational speeches?
User avatar #53 - barbwirepain (06/05/2015) [-]
not working lol
User avatar #54 - velutluna (06/05/2015) [-]
I am also skilled in sarcasm. I might be better at that than motivational speeches. I'm gonna shut up now..
#56 - **barbwirepain used "*roll Simple Melee Weapon*"** **barbwi… 06/05/2015 on damn 0
#55 - Comment deleted 06/05/2015 on damn 0
#30 - RESCUE RANGER 06/05/2015 on My gf 0
#27 - i have that exact same stuffed tiger  [+] (7 new replies) 06/05/2015 on Dog afraid of plush tiger 0
User avatar #45 - velutluna (06/05/2015) [-]
Did you get it from Busch Gardens? I got a Siberian Tiger that looks similar from Busch Gardens.
User avatar #48 - barbwirepain (06/05/2015) [-]
no... i won it playing bingo in a psych ward 12 years ago
User avatar #50 - velutluna (06/05/2015) [-]
So Busch Gardens? Place is insane. But that's cool bruh. Bingo is fun when you have nothin better to do. What did you name your tiger?
User avatar #51 - barbwirepain (06/05/2015) [-]
Bob, and no i think it was 1 of those ones from wal-mart, and yes it was a legitimate psych ward i was in
User avatar #52 - velutluna (06/05/2015) [-]
Are you sure it wasn't from Toys R Us? I don't remember Walmart selling those tigers. Bob is a good name for a tiger. I was a typical girl. I named my tiger Snowball or some shit like that. Sorry about the Psych Ward stuff. Everybody's crazy in some way or another. Just hug Bob..if you weren't at the Psych Ward, you never would have received him! Did I tell you I was great at motivational speeches?
User avatar #53 - barbwirepain (06/05/2015) [-]
not working lol
User avatar #54 - velutluna (06/05/2015) [-]
I am also skilled in sarcasm. I might be better at that than motivational speeches. I'm gonna shut up now..
#4 - Comment deleted 06/01/2015 on Biggest whoopee cushion 0
#498 - whatevs, probably buy my friend a game 06/01/2015 on $20 Steam Giveaway 0
#268 - oh i never claimed NOT to be insane, i was tested and failed lol 05/31/2015 on Life as a short man 0

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#14 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #13 to #12 - barbwirepain (07/12/2013) [-]
i'm not dylan
#10 - thesupervillian (05/13/2013) [-]
Your ******* awesome.
User avatar #11 to #10 - barbwirepain (05/13/2013) [-]
thanks... i guess
#9 - kanedam (04/25/2013) [-]
dont forget to count on frozen... gotta freak him/her out with getting to a hundred!
User avatar #8 - evilanakie (04/04/2013) [-]
who you?
User avatar #7 - Greengreda (08/04/2012) [-]
Sorry i've never seen that post here so i deleted it soo sorry!
User avatar #3 - zombiestookmybike (07/10/2012) [-]
i love you too. :)
User avatar #4 to #3 - barbwirepain (07/10/2012) [-]
i honestly figured you probably got like 100 of them by now, so i just wanted to **** with ya
User avatar #5 to #4 - zombiestookmybike (07/10/2012) [-]
i'm having to resort to replying on people's profiles because i've sent too many messages to non-friend users in 24 hours :D funnyjunk's getting mad!
User avatar #6 to #5 - barbwirepain (07/10/2012) [-]
i honestly don't give a **** if you posted that on my profile i thought it was ******* funny
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