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barackjemima

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:1/05/2012
Last Login:6/20/2015
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 819 total,  1058 ,  239
Comment Thumbs: 6151 total,  7067 ,  916
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 81 Content: Srs Business → Level 82 Content: Srs Business
Comment Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 261 Comments: Pure Win → Level 262 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:48750
Times Content Favorited:84 times
Total Comments Made:1366
FJ Points:463

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#120 - He's not a necrophiliac, he's a necromancer. Get it? …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/11/2013 on nack kisser +117
#193 - zombieloan (03/14/2013) [-]
**zombieloan rolled a random image posted in comment #61 at I'm a GENIUS **
#175 - gwankwo (03/11/2013) [-]
No, it's not soda branch
#147 - ackrap (03/11/2013) [-]
your comment. your username. perfect.
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#140 - laspussy (03/11/2013) [-]
I think it would've been funnier if you removed the last two lines. Show some confidence! If other's don't find it funny then that's their problem.
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#137 - xCONGiEx (03/11/2013) [-]
That was good, thumb for you.
#124 - swiftphantom has deleted their comment.
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#130 - ashee (03/11/2013) [-]
Now I just want to watch Magic School Bus.
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#121 - Cookiez (03/11/2013) [-]
That was... surprisingly good
#238 - You don't have to defend him.. The guy speaks like 4 languages…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2013 on Django 0
#255 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
*austrian
#269 - **barackjemima rolls 542** 02/11/2013 on Stalking naturist families 0
#98 - We all think he's a giant untalented douche but I'm sure he's … 02/09/2013 on Playoffs -1
#126 - I can't wait till I have kids. I'm going to be an awful parent. 02/07/2013 on Kinder egg +3
#67 - I had a call 2 weeks ago to an apartment complex where the ind…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2013 on The fire 0
#69 - xxwallacexx (02/08/2013) [-]
People need to understand just because you call an ambulance doesnt mean youll get a room in the ER any faster. Straight to triage!
#1706 - **barackjemima rolled a random image posted in comment #309 … 02/03/2013 on Your New Girlfriend 0
#163 - **barackjemima rolls 2,969** 01/13/2013 on so my friend was giving a... 0
#289 - No, being hit in the balls doesn't even hurt 1/100th the amoun…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2013 on Ballsack -1
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#306 - jzwangpk (01/09/2013) [-]
I dunno. You may have seen that thing (it's supposedly a clinical study but nobody can find its source) claiming that being kicked in the balls is worth 9000 dels (units of pain) while childbirth is worth 57 (the human body can supposedly withstand only 45, so it goes without saying that both constitute extreme pain). I personally doubt the validity of this, and I understand that pain sensitivity/tolerance is highly subjective, but regardless, is it not true that the childbirth process takes much longer than a shot to the balls? It's certainly possible that childbirth only seems worse because it takes longer; in other words, if childbirth only lasted 20 seconds (the average time that the pain from being hit in the balls lasts), then would the conclusion still be the same? I'm not arguing either side, just saying that it's hard to draw a conclusion when there's so many different variables (such as, in this case, duration).
#1107 - I was in the hospital for the past week, sorry I'm late. I lov… 01/05/2013 on MFW no thumb limits 0