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#267 - If they were half decent killers they wouldn't have missed the… 12/14/2012 on Murder and Castration of... 0
#99 - My dad's favourite one was: "If you don't shut the … 12/14/2012 on Wholesome +1
#96 - Someday my son. Someday. I thumbed you up to make you one step closer 12/14/2012 on Buddha poster +3
#9 - There are labs around the U.S that study it in mass quantities… 12/13/2012 on 4chan 0
#4 - Just release 200g of ricin into the A/C vents at any mall and …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2012 on 4chan 0
User avatar #6 - fuzzyballs (12/12/2012) [-]
first, you'll have to make/buy ricin
now what?
User avatar #9 - barackjemima (12/13/2012) [-]
There are labs around the U.S that study it in mass quantities and create it. It can grow in your front yard and any Bio 3 student or Chem student could genetically alter it or make it pure ricin. The plant that it comes from is called the Castor plant. It's seeds and stem have a genetic makeup that is conducive of the protein based ricin. You can eat the seeds and get a low dosage of the poisoning which is miserable. If you could make the ricin at pure toxicity and in either a fine powder or gaseous you could expose people to enough at a high enough concentration they will become very sick and die a very slow 36 hour death.
#76 - **barackjemima rolled a random image posted in comment #1811…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2012 on oh snap... 0
User avatar #83 - kanatana (12/12/2012) [-]
Battle Monkeys, not Battle Ponies.

... Though Dash WOULD make an interesting explosive ordinance deployment mechanism...
#55 - I learned to play Piano before I turned 9. I learned guitar to…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2012 on Elephants Can't Play Piano 0
#56 - hankhillofthe (12/04/2012) [-]
I'm a moralfag.

This is why I will remain a virgin for much time to come.
#60 - Yeah... that's not a cop. That's a fat security cop... like Pa… 12/04/2012 on fuckin' murica +17
#52 - >Play piano >play guitar >Why can't we have b…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/04/2012 on Elephants Can't Play Piano 0
#54 - CrazyPsycho (12/04/2012) [-]
>be me
>see these
>re-wright exact same way to let everyone know i'm going to masturbate.
User avatar #53 - hankhillofthe (12/04/2012) [-]
I don't play guitar.

I vowed never to learn how to play a guitar, because everyone at my school that can play a guitar is fucking moron redneck that plays skynyrd and shit nonstop to get women.

It's a beautiful instrument, though.
User avatar #55 - barackjemima (12/04/2012) [-]
I learned to play Piano before I turned 9. I learned guitar to get pussy in highschool and my golly it worked. I'm one of those douchebags but I did, however, play most of the music I wrote on piano on the guitar. I like guitar, I'm just not very talented in comparison to other guys I play with. I'll jam like a champ on piano though
#56 - hankhillofthe (12/04/2012) [-]
I'm a moralfag.

This is why I will remain a virgin for much time to come.
#120 - "What if she's actually just clever and was trying to be … 12/04/2012 on We have a genius on our hands. +5
#182 - **barackjemima rolls 166** 12/04/2012 on Danger 0
#379 - **barackjemima rolled a random image posted in comment #29 … 12/03/2012 on Kill yourself, please +1
#378 - You gotta tell them that they are amazing at twerking and atte… 12/03/2012 on Kill yourself, please +3
#164 - I wouldn't mind having one if they weren't so expensive. inb4… 12/03/2012 on I don't want to die like a... -1
#360 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2012 on Prove that you're white. +5
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#94 - **barackjemima rolled a random image posted in comment #68 … 12/02/2012 on My progress pics 0
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#94 - barackjemima (12/02/2012) [-]
**barackjemima rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at A sea of feels. ** Me after lifting
#44 - Picture 12/01/2012 on Gotta catch'em all +6
#133 - If you have unprotected sex with someone and you are a prostit… 11/29/2012 on You wouldn't share AIDS +2
#486 - My new girlfriend and I got a new dog. He's a baby black lab a…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2012 on The incredible pitbull,... +1
User avatar #491 - novabird (11/29/2012) [-]
i've had nova for 4 years now, you won't find a more observant pet, i have trained her to use gesture commands, all i have to do is look at her a certain way and she knows what i want, she sure is spoiled though, if she sees me eating something, she will usually climb down my arm to steal some, either off my plate or right out of my mouth or cup and i take her everywhere i consider safe including out fishing and she rides on my shoulder while i'm driving, pretending to fly as i go down the road.
#471 - I lost my Pittbull, Scotty, a year ago to cancer and the same …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2012 on The incredible pitbull,... +1
User avatar #480 - novabird (11/29/2012) [-]
i have been witness to several people dying and it didn't seem to effect me, rather than repeat what i have told people many times regarding my last pet, i'll show you.
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/feels/NOVA+S+STORY/dpdiGqc/

a pet that is raised properly is the best companion a person can ever ask for, the more effort you put into that pet the more likely they are to follow you to the end of the earth.
User avatar #486 - barackjemima (11/29/2012) [-]
My new girlfriend and I got a new dog. He's a baby black lab and he's already pretty much housebroken. He listens well and we treat him well. We took him to Stone mountain Georgia when he was 8-weeks. Still miss my pitt though
User avatar #491 - novabird (11/29/2012) [-]
i've had nova for 4 years now, you won't find a more observant pet, i have trained her to use gesture commands, all i have to do is look at her a certain way and she knows what i want, she sure is spoiled though, if she sees me eating something, she will usually climb down my arm to steal some, either off my plate or right out of my mouth or cup and i take her everywhere i consider safe including out fishing and she rides on my shoulder while i'm driving, pretending to fly as i go down the road.
#33 - To turn the other cheek? 11/29/2012 on Do you even lift? +2
#443 - I've seen kids abused and for some reason it doesn't piss me o…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2012 on The incredible pitbull,... +9
User avatar #463 - novabird (11/29/2012) [-]
i know that feeling, i have seen people die a few times and it doesn't bother me nearly as much as all the birds i have saved that died in my arms of old age or unexpected incidents, it's the birds that seem to embed in my memory the most.
User avatar #471 - barackjemima (11/29/2012) [-]
I lost my Pittbull, Scotty, a year ago to cancer and the same week I had a 9 year old kid die in my arms. I know it's awful, but I was impacted more by my dog than the kid. They really are the most loyal creatures and you really miss them whey they're gone. I got Scotty when I was 13 years old. He got me through my girlfriend dying. He was abused when we got him but my god was he a fucking angel. He was all I had to come home to when I was going through Paramedic school. Pets change your life. They lack the facilities to be assholes like people. hah
User avatar #480 - novabird (11/29/2012) [-]
i have been witness to several people dying and it didn't seem to effect me, rather than repeat what i have told people many times regarding my last pet, i'll show you.
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/feels/NOVA+S+STORY/dpdiGqc/

a pet that is raised properly is the best companion a person can ever ask for, the more effort you put into that pet the more likely they are to follow you to the end of the earth.
User avatar #486 - barackjemima (11/29/2012) [-]
My new girlfriend and I got a new dog. He's a baby black lab and he's already pretty much housebroken. He listens well and we treat him well. We took him to Stone mountain Georgia when he was 8-weeks. Still miss my pitt though
User avatar #491 - novabird (11/29/2012) [-]
i've had nova for 4 years now, you won't find a more observant pet, i have trained her to use gesture commands, all i have to do is look at her a certain way and she knows what i want, she sure is spoiled though, if she sees me eating something, she will usually climb down my arm to steal some, either off my plate or right out of my mouth or cup and i take her everywhere i consider safe including out fishing and she rides on my shoulder while i'm driving, pretending to fly as i go down the road.
#175 - I haven't met an ugly one yet, but I'm sure they're out there … 11/28/2012 on German Facebook 0

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