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#206 - I recently bought a car from a used sale lot. Worst mistake I'… 08/16/2016 on Car Buying Tips +5
#40 - What plugin?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/15/2016 on Scientists discover most... 0
#49 - Leave that cat to sleep you monster! 08/08/2016 on Ah, the graceful feline +1
#39 - Like what?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2016 on Fired +11
#146 - hazeleyedstranger (08/05/2016) [-]
This one woman (big black woman) refused to let me in her office. I was like whatever I will come back later. This goes on for months of me asking to check the barcodes on her equipment and her saying she was busy. I have now gone through everyone else's computers and shit and decide that one day enough is enough.

I wait for her to leave for lunch and then I go to my managers office and get the key for her office. I then proceed to enter her office and when I bend down to check under her desk I was like wtf.

I can only descried it as a nail grave yard. This black women had those long fake nails and I guess when she had her door closed and we all thought so was doing work, she was actually doing her nails. There was nail clippings and particle board shit EVERYWHERE. It was super fucking disgusting and looked like there must have been at least a years worth of that shit under her desk.
#51 - The John Marston death scene still gets to me. Best damn game … 08/05/2016 on (OC) Once I Was 7 Years Old 0
#57 - Picture 08/03/2016 on Patio Cooler +1
#50 - Forgot to attach the commercial 08/03/2016 on Patio Cooler 0
#49 - Head on apply directly to the forehead Head on apply direc…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/03/2016 on Patio Cooler +10
#56 - chuca (08/03/2016) [-]
But where do I apply it?
#57 - banteringcat (08/03/2016) [-]
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#50 - banteringcat (08/03/2016) [-]
Forgot to attach the commercial Head On  Annoying Headache Commercial
#116 - The delay was worth it Thanks for all your hard work! 08/03/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy #34 0
#13 - Can you elaborate? I've seen a lot about the DNC but hardly re… 07/26/2016 on Day 1 at the Democratic... 0