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bakkenbears

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Interests: Metal music, Bass Guitar, Gaming
Date Signed Up:11/25/2011
Last Login:8/01/2015
Location:Denmark
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Comment Ranking:#5663
Highest Content Rank:#3617
Highest Comment Rank:#1224
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Level 249 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:5
Content Views:229202
Times Content Favorited:257 times
Total Comments Made:1655
FJ Points:10962

latest user's comments

#236 - I'm a Dane, but when i go traveling people always mistake me f… 06/03/2014 on American Tourists +1
#2261 - **bakkenbears rolled image ** 06/03/2014 on Admin is going to ban you 0
#61 - Picture 06/02/2014 on Satisfaction baby 0
#4018 - **bakkenbears rolled image ** 06/02/2014 on This is going up your butt 0
#5172 - Oh god 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#5169 - **bakkenbears rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
User avatar #5172 - bakkenbears (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh god
#799 - whoop ass 05/26/2014 on Let's make a story. 0
#145 - I say get it ;) 05/20/2014 on Car Virginity. 0
#169 - so well said sir 05/14/2014 on reading 500 wpm +1
#40 - As a Dane i can only answer with this  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2014 on 'Murica +61
User avatar #168 - krynax (05/07/2014) [-]
Smukt!
#129 - iseewhatididthere (05/07/2014) [-]
murica < Proud Denmark Viking Master Race
User avatar #106 - zuflux (05/07/2014) [-]
The 'Swedish ships sunk' counter on the front did it for me.
#105 - oosskkyy (05/07/2014) [-]
As an American i can only answer with this.
#143 - kinginyellow (05/07/2014) [-]
Makes me sad these were done in WW2. German artillery (past) master race
#96 - anon (05/07/2014) [-]
Glorious "sniff"
#446 - Comment deleted 04/26/2014 on OP the delivery-boy 0
#40 - Exactly like me playing Dark Souls  [+] (12 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Revenge +23
#43 - fozzoul (04/22/2014) [-]
Ahahaha! Ah yes, those first PvP matches... I met a guy who poisoned me with poison knives and then used a greatshield to shieldbash me into a corner until i died. Good times.
#119 - arstya (04/23/2014) [-]
It's not as funny when a little pussy pyromancer faggot kills you by spamming combustion because he's too shit to pvp. All it takes is one fucking slip up on my caster character (I like to nuke, sue me.) and I'm fucking dead. Meanwhile it's so fucking easy to dodge ANY of my soul sorceries, and you can just forget about lightning spear with the casting time.
#128 - fozzoul (04/23/2014) [-]
Yea, the same can be said for black flame. Breaks poise like a fucker, and then youre stunlocked. I find that the best way to fight these petty spammers is just getting a greatsword that has the spin run attack and then just beyblade the fuckers until they go down. Hard as fuck for them to aim, and those spins hits like a train.
User avatar #137 - arstya (04/23/2014) [-]
Yeah that's why I'm making what I call the Bodybuilder Mage.

High strength, high int, decent DEX. Greatswords being enchanted while I pelt them with magic from a Manus catalyst to distract them while they roll into my sword.

I wonder, are the Silver/Black knight weapons enchantable?
User avatar #138 - fozzoul (04/23/2014) [-]
They should be. I dont think they have any effect that stops you from enchanting.
#139 - arstya (04/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #59 - darthblam (04/22/2014) [-]
I once blasted a guy to death at 120% encumbrance while dual-wielding greatshields..
Shit was so cash and stupidly hilarious.


I got lucky as hell though, he rolled in to a corner he simply couldn't get out of.
User avatar #68 - fozzoul (04/22/2014) [-]
The many shenanigans of Dark souls i guess, haha.

let me tell you though, you havent lived until you've uppercuted someone down the bridge in Anor londo (you know the one) with the dragonbone fist. that shit is so satisfying.
#75 - mbasm (04/23/2014) [-]
Be completely naked at level 1 (Or whatever level your character starts at) stand at the Bridge before the church in Undead Parish with Force Push, push all the "I BEAT THE GAME AT LVL 1 PYROMANCY! HURR DURR HERE'S MY OP SPELL!" fags into oblivion.
#127 - fozzoul (04/23/2014) [-]
Yea, the twinking in Dark souls is just terrible. met a guy in undead parish who could one shot me cuz he had a chaos greataxe >_> i was lv 35 at that time too. I also really hate all the mega-mulers and hackers. Especially those who hax 99 divine blessings and still act like "nu-uh, its fair cuz im not unkillable!".

Fuck those people.
#50 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
BIOTCH GOT SOME FUCKING OWNED. TAKE THAT SHIT OF THIS COURT NIGGA!!!
#42 - warlockrichard (04/22/2014) [-]
#115 - I like how the personal hygiene thing also is a WD-40  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Men VS Women +1
User avatar #141 - secretdestroyers (04/14/2014) [-]
And, mustard apparently....
#123 - tailsx (04/14/2014) [-]
#51 - Picture 04/14/2014 on rabbits 0
#108 - Danmark! 03/26/2014 on Danes... -1
#9 - Picture 03/21/2014 on Help me test out something +3
#530 - Short Dagger. . . So a vegetable knife? 03/21/2014 on Assasins name 0
#62638 - not really 03/21/2014 on ragingbrony's profile 0
#62636 - Only the cool kids are on the **** list  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on ragingbrony's profile 0
User avatar #62638 - bakkenbears (03/21/2014) [-]
not really
#541 - adblock much? 03/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#109 - dare i say, go on 9gag? of course not  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#117 - doktorfaget (03/20/2014) [-]
naw, just go over to junyfunk dot com
#105 - So yeah Admin, a proper explanation is required. 03/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#80 - Picture 03/19/2014 on Feels 0
#63 - Picture 03/08/2014 on For me? +4
#1136 - you potato? 03/08/2014 on Want a personal... 0

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#6 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #3 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #4 to #3 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
it hurt to do that to a glorious metalhead
User avatar #5 to #4 - bakkenbears (06/22/2014) [-]
It had to be done.



I salute you!
User avatar #1 - bakkenmetbaard ONLINE (06/29/2012) [-]
dat name
User avatar #2 to #1 - bakkenbears (06/29/2012) [-]
haha :)
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