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#3 - farside is so clever.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2016 on light joke +17
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#5 - saxong (06/17/2016) [-]
It's a shame he doesn't want them shared online
#8 - anon (06/17/2016) [-]
I have a grandparent who has some of his books. Farside is fantastic.
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#9 - saxong (06/17/2016) [-]
I remember checking them out from my middle school library, I think I can blame Larson in part for my tendency to go for horrific wordplay as my baseline for humor.
#18 - cinnamon roll not monster. 06/14/2016 on titty monster 0
#8 - cloudy with a chance of meatballs 06/11/2016 on Neat +4
#6 - This movie was incredibly well done. I was not expecting the h…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2016 on Neat +8
#9 - dudulli (06/11/2016) [-]
And I never heard about it except one day a friend just told me "This one movie with the meatballs was pretty funny".

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#7 - honkan (06/11/2016) [-]
What's the name of the movie?
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#8 - baine (06/11/2016) [-]
cloudy with a chance of meatballs
#24 - ima go with yes. 06/10/2016 on Wow, this is just amazing. +1
#22 - Well you don't really need to see the colors. there's a patter…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2016 on Wow, this is just amazing. +1
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#23 - eestlanealo (06/10/2016) [-]
So did he actually solve the cube or was the gif made just for the lolz
probably the latter but stoopid
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#24 - baine (06/10/2016) [-]
ima go with yes.
#32 - I would totally be ok with beeeeee as a pokemon 05/17/2016 on New pokemon leak 0
#71 - oh hey a pharrah ulted better give her play of the game. 05/10/2016 on That's one way to stop... 0
#82 - i didnt say it was bad.i play it all the time. seems jokes are… 05/09/2016 on Fanart 0
#51 - it's tf2 but with more characters and like one game mode  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2016 on Fanart +6
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#72 - jrockjesse (05/09/2016) [-]
Have you even played overwatch? its currently got 4 game modes Escort, Capture. Hybrid and control.

pfft.....one game mode.
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#80 - jrockjesse (05/09/2016) [-]
Edit: its called assault not not capture.
#77 - kurbeh (05/09/2016) [-]
In one you capture Control Point.
In another one you capture one Control Point.
Then there is one with a Payload.
And then we got one with a Control Point and a Payload.

Genius gamemode design.
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#79 - jrockjesse (05/09/2016) [-]
Control-On Control maps, two teams fight over a series of objective areas in a best-of-three format. When a team is in control of the round’s objective area, they will make progress toward capturing it, and whichever team gets to 100% first wins the round. Each round (up to 3 total) will feature a new objective area located in a different part of the map.

Escort-Escort is a Game Mode in which the Attacking team's objective is to move the payload to a delivery point, while the Defenders must halt the Attackers' progress until time runs out.

Assault I said Capture instead of assault -Assault is a Game Mode in which the Attacking and Defending teams must attempt to take or defend capture points across the map.
Both teams battle over control of the map, one team on offense, the other on defense. The attackers' goal is to capture critical objectives, while the defenders must maintain control over them until time runs out.

Hybrid-The only currently available hybrid Game Mode starts with an Assault and ends with an Escort section. These two parts behave exactly as their stand-alone Game Modes do.

these are 4 different types of modes.