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Date Signed Up:4/17/2012
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#138489 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#138487 - Anyone know of any good mashups??  [+] (6 new replies) 12 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #138495 - masterofmuffins (11 hours ago) [-]
Audioslave vs. RATM - Bulls on Cochise Eminem & Dr Dre v.s Audioslave [Dj Muggs & Dj Warrior Mash up Radio volume2] Have fun digging DJ Muggs Mash-Up Radio.
User avatar #138493 - thebestpieever (11 hours ago) [-]
Trust The Sandman (Metallica Vs. Megadeth Mashup) My band used to play something along this same idea so I really like it.
User avatar #138516 - anonassassin (10 hours ago) [-]
#138489 - badsamaritan (12 hours ago) [-]
#1 - Ima need the context here  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on Policeman Punches Woman +2
#3 - kiaserzerg (12 hours ago) [-]
silly stringed a cop, knocked the fuck out.
#167683 - yeah, i need to talk to her again. Maybe she dosent understand…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #167685 - phoenixforger (12 hours ago) [-]
Yup. Just tell her calmly and gently about how you feel, and all should be well. Dancing around the subject won't do you any good.
#167680 - She gets mad if i make plans and dont tell her. That kind of …  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #167682 - phoenixforger (13 hours ago) [-]
Have you tried explaining to her that you need your own space?
User avatar #167683 - badsamaritan (13 hours ago) [-]
yeah, i need to talk to her again. Maybe she dosent understand that i dont want to get approval all the time
User avatar #167685 - phoenixforger (12 hours ago) [-]
Yup. Just tell her calmly and gently about how you feel, and all should be well. Dancing around the subject won't do you any good.
#167675 - My girlfriend is starting to get clingy. Been dating two years…  [+] (7 new replies) 13 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #167717 - inudewaruika (5 hours ago) [-]
Late entry here, but maybe it's not that you're making plans without her knowledge that's upsetting her, but not being in the loop.

She may just be upset that she didn't know, not that she wasn't included in the plans.
User avatar #167678 - phoenixforger (13 hours ago) [-]
Clingy? How so?
User avatar #167680 - badsamaritan (13 hours ago) [-]
She gets mad if i make plans and dont tell her. That kind of shit.
User avatar #167682 - phoenixforger (13 hours ago) [-]
Have you tried explaining to her that you need your own space?
User avatar #167683 - badsamaritan (13 hours ago) [-]
yeah, i need to talk to her again. Maybe she dosent understand that i dont want to get approval all the time
User avatar #167685 - phoenixforger (12 hours ago) [-]
Yup. Just tell her calmly and gently about how you feel, and all should be well. Dancing around the subject won't do you any good.
#167677 - anonymous (13 hours ago) [-]
Clingy is good, if you no want then hand over to me.
#1092859 - yeah...  [+] (1 new reply) 14 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
User avatar #1092885 - yeorgh (11 hours ago) [-]
Kill her.
#1092829 - And comparing and arguing about waifus isn't.  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1092831 - redclover (15 hours ago) [-]
I really don't think anyone here uses the term "waifu" as anything more than "this is my favorite (female) character" and/or uses it ironically
also, we don't talk about our personal lives on the board much/at all
that's for profile comments and PMs
User avatar #1092832 - animediscuss (15 hours ago) [-]
You're in denial. and thats ok a
#1092826 - Yeah it bothers me, we're supposed to move in with eachother s…  [+] (2 new replies) 15 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1092830 - awesomedewd (15 hours ago) [-]
talk with her about what annoys you
User avatar #1092827 - yeorgh (15 hours ago) [-]
Kill her, do it now.
#1092825 - Ok but this is an Anime board not a social event with friends.…  [+] (4 new replies) 15 hours ago on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #1092828 - redclover (15 hours ago) [-]
because comparing things in your life to anime is the first step to being a weeaboo
and we don't like weeaboos

also we don't like blog posts
User avatar #1092829 - badsamaritan (15 hours ago) [-]
And comparing and arguing about waifus isn't.
User avatar #1092831 - redclover (15 hours ago) [-]
I really don't think anyone here uses the term "waifu" as anything more than "this is my favorite (female) character" and/or uses it ironically
also, we don't talk about our personal lives on the board much/at all
that's for profile comments and PMs
User avatar #1092832 - animediscuss (15 hours ago) [-]
You're in denial. and thats ok a

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User avatar #21 - aamann (12/10/2014) [-]
RE: Your question on /anime/
It's Girls und Panzer.
They're kinda dicks about that kind of thing.
User avatar #22 to #21 - badsamaritan (12/10/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #20 - CatHatMan ONLINE (12/01/2014) [-]
Skyrim with all the dlc is $13.59 today on steam if you are still interested in that.
User avatar #18 - badsamaritan (01/17/2014) [-]
Happy fj bday
User avatar #16 - mudkipfucker (12/06/2013) [-]
Thank you for pointing that out
#13 - hornack (12/05/2013) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #14 to #13 - badsamaritan (12/05/2013) [-]
For what brotha
User avatar #15 to #14 - hornack (12/05/2013) [-]
Shhh just accept it.
User avatar #12 - krispybananaz (04/01/2013) [-]
I BET YOU KISS GIRLS PHAGGOT
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#7 - dareposta (11/15/2012) [-]
hey dude can i have your fj points? they won't affect your rating or anything, they're used by item collectors and nothing more.
User avatar #6 - bluemeatmballs (10/26/2012) [-]
Hello sir. I have noticed you aren't an item collector, but you do have a good amount of FJ points.
Now, if you don't collect items, these points are useless to you.
So i'm asking you sincerely, might you be willing to share some of those poins with me?
You could make me very happy, and I will use them for the great cause of item science.
Sorry for bothering you, and thanks for considering.
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User avatar #3 - heyyyyyy (09/27/2012) [-]
I'm watching you
User avatar #4 to #3 - badsamaritan (09/27/2012) [-]
oh yes you were the guy with the profile pic. one second for you good sir
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User avatar #1 - krispybananaz (08/01/2012) [-]
hey thad comment cherry popped
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