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#15 - Picture 09/02/2013 on Fucking Michael +3
#113 - Dad, do you think there's people on other planets? - I don…  [+] (4 replies) 06/18/2013 on Hawking, the boss! +9
#125 - stubborndrek (06/18/2013) [-]
That movie...
That scene...
Depressing as fuck
Makes you think a lot about everything though
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#127 - cheastnut (06/18/2013) [-]
what was it
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#155 - stubborndrek (06/19/2013) [-]
It's kinda hard to explain quick, so I'll sum it all up for ya.
Movie's called Contact, it's about aliens sending a message to Earth that they received old TV transmissions they had from the 40's.
ANYWAY, the main girl lives with her dad, mom's dead, and they like to look at the stars and ponder shit. Then, her dad dies while she's there from a condition and she blames herself for not getting his medicine quick enough.
Now, 20-30 years later, aliens send info using math about how the people who sent the transmissions can use a transporter to come see them. They build one, the girl who's dad died didn't get chosen for the machine even though she found out about the aliens. A religious freak blows up the first machine and they build a new one that she can use.
She uses it, travels through space and lands on a beach on a weird planet and her dad walks up to her on the beach that she drew as a kid, even though he's been dead for years. It's the aliens using her thoughts to make a perfect place for her where she'll understand.
It's fucking sad, but they bring up all these good points about faith of what's really going in the universe, and how if humans are the only ones out there, it's a waste of the universe.
BUT when she tells everyone that she went, they don't believe her because she was only gone for 1 second earth time, but she was really gone for 10 hours space time, and no one believes it.
So, Mathew Macconohey (or whatever), a preacher/writer talks about how it's all about faith and what we believe even when it doesn't make sense. So yeah.
Watch it.

Dad dies, aliens use her thoughts of him to make a perfect world for her

Did that help???
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#160 - cheastnut (06/19/2013) [-]
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i was asking what was the name of the movie
couldn't find any of my 'didn't read' gifs
#8 - A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!  [+] (2 replies) 03/21/2013 on Concerts +10
#42 - whargarbler (03/21/2013) [-]
Roses are red. Violets are blue. But enough talk. Have at you!
#11 - weirdoo (03/21/2013) [-]
I see what you did there

And I love it
#5 - I wanna be the very best  [+] (18 replies) 03/21/2013 on Pokemon +2
#8 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
like no one ever was
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#12 - majormoron (03/21/2013) [-]
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#24 - ilovehitler (03/21/2013) [-]
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#85 - majormoron (03/21/2013) [-]
All of my hues for you.
#14 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
#6 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Well you are not going to be the bery best Ash you are a crap trainer with some poor excuses for pokemon.
#44 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
In the early episodes, yeah. But he was a newb. Over time he's grown into a proficient trainer.
#10 - supamonkey (03/21/2013) [-]
Ash: "A ground type pokemon, better use my Pikachu!"
#71 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
red owned brocks onix with pikachu
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#26 - Shadow Guardian (03/21/2013) [-]
He sent Charizard away because it was too powerful. He has much to learn. If you have a Pokemon that has beaten Legendaries you need to fucking keep it with you.
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#45 - NinjaHermit (03/21/2013) [-]
Pikachu has beaten psudeo-legendaries, including metagross and a dragonite. He defeated Brandon's regice, and fought latios to a draw.
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#87 - Shadow Guardian (03/22/2013) [-]
True, but Charizard has held his own against Moltres, put up the best fight against Entei, and flat out beat Articuno. Pikachu only beat Dragonite after Charizard put it through the wringer himself. Pikachu gets the most attention because he's Ash's signature Pokemon, but Charizard is the strongest of all Ash's Pokemon.
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#88 - NinjaHermit (03/23/2013) [-]
True, true. If Ash had kept Charizard with him consistently, instead of only calling him up on occasion, he'd be godly by now.
Was just sayin' though. I do admit to being slightly biased, with Pikachu being my favorite 'mon overall (tied with Gardevoir).

On a completely unrelated note, I just noticed your avatar. Space Balls ftw.
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#90 - Shadow Guardian (03/23/2013) [-]
I'm a bit biased as well. Charizard is my favorite OF ALL TIME! *insert Kanye here*

Related to your unrelated note: KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!
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#91 - NinjaHermit (03/24/2013) [-]
Hah. Well, can't blame you. Charizard is pretty boss.

May the schwartz be with you.
#49 - laserkirby (03/21/2013) [-]
Still loses to a starter pokémon's (Snivy) first battle with a completely new trainer.

I love Pikachu, but they kinda derped him in Black & White.
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#89 - NinjaHermit (03/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, seems like he got nerfed. Even with that excuse of not being able to use his electric attacks at the time, he still should have been able to trounce an inexperienced starter.
But newer series, newer region. It's probably the "drama-preserving handicap"/"worf had the flue" trope at work.
#54 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
Just think of it like with each series the level cap is raised enough that your epic pokemon is starter level.

Ex: Pokemon gen 1: max lvl 100 - by end imagine pikachu is somewhere around there.
Gen 2: max lvl 200 - pikachu is 100 - near equivalent of lvl 1.

There are some contingency errors with that, but it goes smoother than thinking of it at 100 vs 1.
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