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baconrider

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Age: 114
Date Signed Up:4/18/2011
Last Login:11/17/2014
Location:Over the Rainbow
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#42 - This show gave me meat-based nightmares. 03/30/2013 on This show 0
#30 - I will get a ladder. Or someone to lift me up, I guess. 03/30/2013 on Things that boys do +5
#28 - It is a painful existence. 03/30/2013 on Things that boys do 0
#27 - I will shove my hobbit foot so far up your ass.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2013 on Things that boys do +28
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#121 - ICEDgrunge (03/31/2013) [-]
Calm down there, Napoleon.
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#133 - baconrider (03/31/2013) [-]
Shut up and get me out of exile, asshat.
#29 - marlkarxthethird (03/30/2013) [-]
Well, you can't shove it THAT far up my ass.

You know.

Because of how short you are.




(PS "hobbit foot" had me in stitches)
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#30 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I will get a ladder. Or someone to lift me up, I guess.
#24 - 19.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2013 on Things that boys do 0
#26 - yowhatsup (03/30/2013) [-]
I feel that feel somehow
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#28 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
It is a painful existence.
#22 - I'm 5'2. Let that sink in for a bit. Feel my pain and fury.  [+] (25 new replies) 03/30/2013 on Things that boys do +67
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#109 - icytime (03/31/2013) [-]
Woah, I'm 5'11 and 16, how does it feel, and how is everyday life? Are people shitheads?

Not even being mean or anything I'm actually curious.
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#135 - baconrider (03/31/2013) [-]
Not really, but I hate having to look up at people alot of the time. And being mistaken for a 14 year old.
#98 - xxlopikedxx (03/31/2013) [-]
5'0 reporting in
#91 - lordgonorrhea (03/31/2013) [-]
Don't worry. Liking taller guys doesn't mean you won't date a guy who's maybe shorter.
I bet you have plenty things to like other than your hight. And besides, not every girl liked tall boys.
#92 - lordgonorrhea (03/31/2013) [-]
wait what kind of fucking sentence was that?
*Liking taller guys doesn't mean we won't date a guy who's maybe shorter.
#70 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
But how old are you
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#71 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I am 19.
#74 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
6'1 15 year old reporting in
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#55 - octaviano (03/30/2013) [-]
Holy fuck, I know a 13 year old that's 5'5.
Sorry, bro.
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#57 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I just flipped my computer so hard it hibernated on me.
#93 - skybluetroll (03/31/2013) [-]
Im 16 tomorrow, and 5' 6"

Man, you must have a Short temper if you get made fun of.
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#60 - octaviano (03/30/2013) [-]
What if it was me?
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#63 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I will throw you into Mt. Doom like Frodo did the ring.
(I can make so many Hobbit jokes about myself.)
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#65 - octaviano (03/30/2013) [-]
Not before I spit ontop of your head.
(I suddenly feel much more amused, and It's right past midnight. To bed with giggles!)
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#68 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
The Dwarves call me the Robber.
Because I will fuckin' rob your blood from your body.
#25 - marlkarxthethird (03/30/2013) [-]
6'4" Master Race
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#27 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I will shove my hobbit foot so far up your ass.
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#121 - ICEDgrunge (03/31/2013) [-]
Calm down there, Napoleon.
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#133 - baconrider (03/31/2013) [-]
Shut up and get me out of exile, asshat.
#29 - marlkarxthethird (03/30/2013) [-]
Well, you can't shove it THAT far up my ass.

You know.

Because of how short you are.




(PS "hobbit foot" had me in stitches)
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#30 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
I will get a ladder. Or someone to lift me up, I guess.
#23 - yowhatsup (03/30/2013) [-]
woah, how old are you?
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#24 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
19.
#26 - yowhatsup (03/30/2013) [-]
I feel that feel somehow
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#28 - baconrider (03/30/2013) [-]
It is a painful existence.
#59 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 03/30/2013 on University Story +8
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#145 - Everybody's posting Katawa Shouja and I'm just here. ( I …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Good guy /b/ ?!?! +3
#160 - scramf (03/19/2013) [-]
I know the feel. Seems like everyone hates Homestuck for some reason.

Thumb for you.
#178 - fefeta (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't know why most people hate Homestuck but I'm leaving this here
#185 - scramf (03/19/2013) [-]
WELL GOOD NEWS! IF YOU LOOK UNDER YOUR SEAT, I AM GIVING YOU ALL THE GIFT OF SIGHT!

NOW YOU CAN SEE!
AND YOU CAN SEE!
ALL OF YOU CAN SEEEEEEEEEE!!!
#187 - fefeta (03/19/2013) [-]
god bless
#186 - scramf (03/19/2013) [-]
#107 - Veja du 03/14/2013 on Chicago Sounds a lot like GTA 0
#101 - Vuja de.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2013 on Chicago Sounds a lot like GTA 0
#104 - triggathepirate (03/14/2013) [-]
jàdu ve?
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#107 - baconrider (03/14/2013) [-]
Veja du