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#21 - related 05/25/2014 on About time again... +8
#50 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 05/21/2014 on teeth +25
#83 - mhypersonic (05/21/2014) [-]
Any ideas of how thoes lens are so reflective?
#64 - angelious (05/21/2014) [-]
trying to hurt spidermans friends or family is as wise decision as punching kim jong un in middle of a korean concentration camp...
#68 - silverhellion (05/21/2014) [-]
skip all the bullshit, go straight for the spider.
User avatar #74 - hellomynameisbill (05/21/2014) [-]
The Death of Spider-Man Motion Comic Fan Film

someone animated the comic. It's actually a really good animation. I suggest skipping to 1:27
#70 - angelious (05/21/2014) [-]
that never actually worked either quite frankly...


spidey is pretty much batman with superpowers and more brains.
User avatar #75 - hellomynameisbill (05/21/2014) [-]
BULL FUCKING SHIT.

Batman is a trained ninja, engineer and tactician. Batman is trained for and prepares for EVERYTHING. After the Bane incident which left him vulnerable and stupid, he now has several bat caves and ammunition caches stationed around Gotham, He prepares detailed plans for each of his missions and has mapped Gotham and all of its vantage points.

Spidey on the other hand is a man who has the strength and ability of a human sized spider which now that I think of it, would be terrifying. If he actually had the shape of a gigantic spider, crime would permanently cease. and the wits of an a grade university student. He's also just a great guy.
#76 - angelious (05/21/2014) [-]
actually spiderman goes beyond that. his spidey sense gives him precognition wich gives him the ability to go againts such beings as captain america(whom batman admitted on being better than him in hand to hand combat) while blindfolded. his intelligence is also commended by reed richard(mr fantastic, who shits on batman in terms of intelligence) to be around his level.

spiderman is also trained in multiple martial arts including way of the spider wich was developed by him and one of the greatests marvel martial artists.


he also has stated that he has plans set together to take down his fellow heroes incase they go berzerk

hox these include the likes of hulk,thor,captain america,iron man and so on.
User avatar #77 - hellomynameisbill (05/21/2014) [-]
yes, but batman still takes the cake in terms of tactician skills. he has plans to take down every member of the justice league and is still much better prepared than spiderman. who pretty much only has the spidersuit and at least a watch. but yes, spiderman beats batman in terms of brute strength, speed, reflexes and sensory skills. the spider sense is still a sense, so there has to be imminent danger in order for it to work. so it doesn't work well against things that would be faster than a giant spider such as firearms fun fact: the spider sense is the reason that spiderman can swing around without aiming his webs
#78 - angelious (05/21/2014) [-]
except spidermans reactionspeed is supersonic.

he can react to bullets.


and justice league is pretty much the same as avengers.(one could even argue an out of control thor is stronger than supes) plus with his intelligence he has built such things as his web slingers and considering the budject he has its pretty darn impressive.


also spiderman has been observed to be a keen strategist as he often fights beings who are out of his league and still come out on top.

fun fact spiderman was once fore told to be the teacher of the mutant messiah
User avatar #80 - hellomynameisbill (05/21/2014) [-]
He can react to bullets, but that doesn't make him immune. he's been shot multiple times. but yeah, spiderman is great in terms of sensory reaction and decisions, but I don't think that most of spiderman's triumphs are products of strategy. seriously, every hero fights an enemy stronger than themself.
#82 - angelious (05/21/2014) [-]
yeah but spiderman faces foes like juggernaut and out of control hulk on a daily basis. he also assists thor around in fighting foes like loki and such.


also that whole argument could actually be turned around and used on batman
#18 - not literate, articulate  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #19 - saxong (04/27/2014) [-]
Not sure why you got thumbed down for that, you are right. The point I was trying to make is that he is articulate, not literate.
User avatar #20 - articulate (04/27/2014) [-]
Who you calling a monster? :[
#39 - You're right, square mileage of texas is 268,820 square miles,… 03/29/2014 on (untitled) +1
#29 - Now compare the size of Germany to the Usa, and then the popul…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2014 on (untitled) +7
#32 - thereasonableperso (03/29/2014) [-]
It's not even as big as Texas.
#39 - baconrainbow (03/29/2014) [-]
You're right, square mileage of texas is 268,820 square miles, Germany is 137,847 square miles. Germany is literally about right at half the size of texas
#40 - is the series completed? I can only find up to year two chapte… 03/19/2014 on Alfred 0
#105 - Fire Emblem  [+] (6 new replies) 03/04/2014 on 10 Seconds +29
User avatar #239 - animedudej (03/04/2014) [-]
only fire emblem game i played was radiant dawn... fucking cried like a bitch when the baddies ganked a cute girl on my team... she was like daughter cute... not pervy cute
User avatar #505 - jacksipian (03/05/2014) [-]
i've played FE6, 7, and Sacred Souls, I haven't played anything past the Gameboy era, how are the DS games?
#520 - anonymous (03/05/2014) [-]
Fucking brilliant, my friend. Fire Emblem: Awakening for the 3DS is totally worth it. You can actually use characters and heroes from the previous games by getting them in DLC. Not to mention you can spotpass other people's main characters and use them too. I HIGHLY recommend it. Well, I highly recommend any Fire Emblem game, really.
User avatar #525 - jacksipian (03/05/2014) [-]
alright, the main problem I'm having is that i can't find any fire emblem games at any stores up here, none of the gamestops have it, the walmarts don't have it, newbury comics doesn't have it, I can't find any of the DS era fire emblems up here.
User avatar #501 - mralice (03/05/2014) [-]
Theres a difference?
Good thing I am not, nor ever want to be, a father.
#365 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
don't lie you meant both
#76 - There's a reason why i always end up playing decks centered ar… 03/01/2014 on Most of these are fact-checked +2
#44 - Cheerleading isn't a sport  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on Sports! *grunt grunt grunt* 0
#50 - bann (03/01/2014) [-]
It's part of (or at least there) during football games.
#21 - Mind blowing spoiler ahead I'm warning you …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2014 on 19505050 +2
#23 - bbzz (02/23/2014) [-]
nope still wrong password
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