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Interests: Being a giant faggot, mostly
Date Signed Up:5/24/2011
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#15 - They've all been talking about it / wanting to make it for yea…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2014 on If you know what I mean 0
#24 - keybladewarrior (05/12/2014) [-]
Well, at least it's good to see a company want the best from their game instead of using a title to absorb money.
#11 - Remember back when the internet was just this pic unrelated 05/10/2014 on Shield of Daybreak +23
#25 - like a majestic meat spoon  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2014 on how dogs drink water +42
#26 - juter (05/09/2014) [-]
thank you
#44 - flusoldier (05/09/2014) [-]
keep going
#60 - juter (05/09/2014) [-]
#16 - i think they do it to realign their jaw or some **** i …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2014 on Look at that little yawn :3 +7
#40 - anon (05/08/2014) [-]
you are correct. by the powers bestowed upon me, by myself, I grant you the title "snake scientist"
#44 - For everyone always complaining about the sexual appeal in the…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2014 on (untitled) +23
User avatar #76 - assassindash (05/08/2014) [-]
There's not that much porn? Not to mention they almost always have a joke.

Oh, and link is on, wait hold on, telling wrong person this.
User avatar #52 - nomsoms (05/08/2014) [-]
azroth pls
don't make us go searching
User avatar #78 - assassindash (05/08/2014) [-]
#18 - paint skills 05/07/2014 on Fox n' Friends +9
#18 - she looks like a terrible girlfriend 05/06/2014 on Funny Cat and Girl Boobs +15
#11 - Where's Karaoke Crab when you need him 04/30/2014 on Cash Money +3
#22 - twi'leks are a big fetish for me for some reason, and they don't exist  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2014 on Jedi Mind Tricks +6
User avatar #53 - strangemoo (04/29/2014) [-]
Twui'leks, Draenei, Asari.

All some beautiful specimens of space.
User avatar #54 - strangemoo (04/29/2014) [-]
Twi'Leks* Fuck.
User avatar #45 - Marker (04/29/2014) [-]
azroth x twi confirmed
#46 - twi (04/29/2014) [-]
#19 - It's not racist if it's funny! 04/25/2014 on GBR +12
#10 - damn that is well edited 04/25/2014 on After explaining something... +37
#125 - Picture 04/25/2014 on since we're all doing... +15
#47 - lookit them little snake cheeks suckin up that water, ****… 04/25/2014 on Snakes are bullshit 0
#10 - Why didn't he just start charging tourists to visit 04/24/2014 on You bastard +10
#14 - i'm still amazed that it's James Franco's little brother 04/24/2014 on 21 Jump Street +6
#49 - i like when hamsters put stuff in their cheeks it makes em loo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on teenage girls these days +39
#57 - hotschurl (04/23/2014) [-]
And I...
#74 - i just prefer playing games on a console  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on PS4 vs Xbox One vs PC 0
#100 - anon (04/22/2014) [-]
Get a controller and plug it into your PC.
#14 - it's almost as if they all grew up and matured into good looki… 04/21/2014 on It's Not a Look. It's a... +3
#26 - I'm just wondering how Ben Affleck will do  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on That’s Why He Is The Best... 0
User avatar #41 - wilfredfanforever (04/20/2014) [-]
I hope he does good, really do
#9 - thats kind of the thing though, the public vote these people i…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/19/2014 on The Daily Mirror saw an... +18
User avatar #77 - snowshark (04/20/2014) [-]
Sit down son and lemme school you some shit.

People dislike Obama because of the campaign promises he broke and how he has only furthered the regime of control that was started under Bush. The people who want him gone want him gone not because he wasn't good, but because they feel cheated, lied to, mistreated, or are otherwise unsatisfied with his rule. (Also some are racist cunts.)

But David Cameron? Hoooooooooly shit you have no idea what kind of a landmine you're stepping on here bro because in the UK we still expect shit from our PMs. What we currently have is called 'The Coalition Government' because there was no clear majority between two of the three leading parties. (The Conservative Party, The Liberal Democrats, and Labour). The Conservatives (Cameron) and the Lib Dems (Nick Clegg) are working together to rule the country at the moment.

Now, under Cameron (because Clegg ended up being a spineless wimp who has done nothing and has pretty much assured the death of the Lib Dems with his weakness) the rich have become vastly richer and the poor poorer. The universitiews have gone from charging £3000 a year tops to around £12,000. That might not be much to the US but in the UK that kind of shit isn't acceptable.

He has cut funding to a -fuckload- of important services including -ALL- psychology on the NHS within the Midlands area, which is several shires wide and has millions of people living in it.

From there he also went on to push legislation to get the internet censored by default by the ISPs which would stop access to sites like 4Chan, FJ, Reddit, and basically anywhere deemed likely to find pornography. He also banned all rape porn. That wouldn't be bad if it didn't include SIMULATED materal meaning drawings, people acting the part for effect, and possibly even some movies. Many are unsure if they are going to be targeted by this law because they're into the domination fetish (one of the largest in the world)

So Cameron is a worthless sack of shit
#55 - twilightdusk (04/20/2014) [-]
Most of the people who want Obama gone didn't vote for him in the first place, the people who voted for Obama just quieted down after he was in office because hey, they won, and have no reason to throw a hissy fit. I wonder if it's the same with those Prime Ministers you're talking about.
User avatar #31 - muslims (04/20/2014) [-]
You don't vote for a Prime Minister. You vote for which arty you want to have the seat in Parliament for your area and then the leader of the Party with the most seats becomes PM. The Tories don't even have a majority in Parliament and had to form a coalition with the Lib Dems (lead Nick "Jellier than a Jellyfish" Clegg, student backstabber extraordinaire ) so they're still pretty weak as a ruling party all things considered. If the Lib Dems weren't such pushovers they'd probably not get away with half the shit that do.
#25 - TommyC (04/19/2014) [-]
No one voted for Gordon brown
#13 - anon (04/19/2014) [-]
It's because politicians use the absolute ineptitude of their predecessors to win the elections. Gordon Brown was the wankiest of wank, so David Cameron just said that this shit would stop, as did Nick Clegg.

Obviously that didn't really work out because they were both fucking shit anyway.
#10 - oosulley (04/19/2014) [-]
Damn straight. Its just in people's nature to whine about politicians. Nice to have somebody to blame.
#79 - I want her to **** me so bad  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on Mikasa is so strong +18
User avatar #91 - bjornkrage (04/19/2014) [-]
I want to snort cocaine off Mikasa's abs.
#4 - Lifting the toilet seat would block that part for the fish 04/17/2014 on poor fish +8
#12 - Roger is among the best characters macfarlane has made, if not…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/17/2014 on one of my favorite american... +61
User avatar #42 - pyrothermal (04/18/2014) [-]
Strange, I always found him quite alienating.
#54 - thempc (04/18/2014) [-]
i c what u did there
User avatar #41 - onceman (04/18/2014) [-]
I hate him, he's a scheeming caniving little cunt tbh
#21 - segbloodhound (04/17/2014) [-]
my personal favorite
#20 - anon (04/17/2014) [-]
I actually find him the least interesting.
He's such an annoying cunt 90% of the fucking time it makes me want to strangle him.

Everything else is good tho
#13 - mrsnowballs (04/17/2014) [-]
I know right
#26 - Oh, we still doing this?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on PC vs Console +5
#47 - kwemblin (04/17/2014) [-]
Yes, unfortunately.
#7 - I remember that, she broke her ankles and hurt her wrist from …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/15/2014 on what are the odds? +13
User avatar #19 - toosexyforyou (04/16/2014) [-]
honestly, she could have hurt herself much much worse
#8 - bananamann (04/16/2014) [-]
Holy fucking sense of entitlement.
#21 - anon (04/16/2014) [-]
sense of entitlement? your penis turning into a mangina?
#20 - splitalterego (04/16/2014) [-]
Feels more like desperation. Your daughters were stupid and jumped off the roof one got hurt you call an ambulance and now you're stuck with a bill you didn't expect.


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