Login or register


Last status update:
Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:5/24/2011
Last Login:9/26/2016
Location:Dying Blue Marble
Content Thumbs: 13278 total,  14694 ,  1416
Comment Thumbs: 14978 total,  15891 ,  913
Content Level Progress: 25.3% (253/1000)
Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 93.6% (936/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Content Views:454265
Times Content Favorited:672 times
Total Comments Made:1067
FJ Points:27425
Favorite Tags: dot (8) | and (3) | the (3) | a (2) | motherfucker (2) | to (2) | unicorn (2)
Yes, I am the glorious winged faggot you speak of

latest user's comments

#22 - I've used a PC, it's pretty good i guess. I've used a Mac, it'…  [+] (4 replies) 08/07/2014 on MAC VS PC +24
#102 - chimpaflimp (08/08/2014) [-]
User avatar
#110 - azroth (08/08/2014) [-]
I just wanna play tetris and watch porn on the thing, i don't really give a fuck what it is
#100 - chimpaflimp (08/08/2014) [-]
User avatar
#36 - koneella (08/07/2014) [-]
educate yourself.
#9 - Many extra large condom brands, especially Magnum, are actuall…  [+] (1 reply) 08/06/2014 on Well, lucky you! +5
#12 - anon (08/06/2014) [-]
whatever helps you sleep at night
#3 - Now i'm not saying all women do, but for the most part, whenev…  [+] (14 replies) 08/04/2014 on The guy in the back was... +80
User avatar
#27 - loonquawl (08/05/2014) [-]
Blame evolution.
A woman screaming was a very effective way to alert nearby humans.
#19 - originialname (08/05/2014) [-]
**originialname rolled image** its a defense mechanism, we naturally scream to alert others of dangers, like dogs yelp and shit
#16 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
I dunno, I usually just leap back, land in a fighting stance, and assess the situation. If there's no room to back away, punch now, ask questions later.

Oh, wait, I forgot. Most women are pathetic asswipes. Nevermind.
#29 - superblargh (08/05/2014) [-]
#24 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
the edge is real
User avatar
#11 - fuelnfire (08/04/2014) [-]
Heh. I've gotta agree there. I used to jump at things a good amount, but eventually I pretty much lost my panic response, I can still get startled, but I usually just breathe faster and freeze for half a second.

My ex-GF on the other hand, was the super panicky screaming type. One day the bath tub leaked, and water had seeped throught the whole floor, and I was on the PC doing fuck all, when all of a sudden my GF started jumping and screaming across the room and fell down.

I instinctively stood up, saw her babbling about something across the room, ran to help her. Gave myself a concussion the moment I stood up and took two steps and slammed my head into the tile.

TLR Please explain the situation instead of incoherently screaming.
User avatar
#9 - spoopyskeleton (08/04/2014) [-]
Because it's a reaction to be scared. Men and women have different reactions, because men are supposed to be manly protectors, they don't tend to scream and prance.

Some guys still jump at run when being startled, but they just don't scream. Both sides do it, just one more than the other.

#7 - anon (08/04/2014) [-]
Because it's startling? It's not like you have time to decide how best to react without looking dumb
User avatar
#10 - Kabutops (08/04/2014) [-]
Is it really that startling? Seriously, it's a rat on fucking wheels. A fake rat. the best course of action would've been not to panic
User avatar
#6 - demandsgayversion (08/04/2014) [-]
I'm a guy and fast moving small things make me run and scream. Fuck your stereotypes.
User avatar
#36 - greatgranpapy (08/05/2014) [-]
Roaches man, stupid fucking roaches.
#4 - Hightower (08/04/2014) [-]
The same reason a blowfish expands, or a porcupine stand his quills up. It's instinct to make yourself scary when scared.
User avatar
#5 - badmonkey (08/04/2014) [-]
Yes it is scary to an extent, to our own species, but I very much doubt it would be to any real threat
User avatar
#13 - iamsammich (08/04/2014) [-]
anything that a predator isn't expecting can spook it and make it likely to run
plenty of animals get startled by a sudden loud noise just like people
#10 - he isn't a douchebag to religious people, he's a douchebag to …  [+] (2 replies) 07/31/2014 on that's weird -5
#13 - leonhardt has deleted their comment.
#11 - anon (07/31/2014) [-]
hes a douchebag to religious people.
not relgious, but he hates on them more then anybody i know. just look at his twitter.
#12 - they're all above-the-law billionaires over there, they tend n…  [+] (1 reply) 07/13/2014 on Take a picture they, said... +45
User avatar
#50 - takers (07/14/2014) [-]
The internet only gets to see the super rich annoying arabs, a lot of them are normal people with normal jobs.