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Date Signed Up:	5/24/2011
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#10 - aw, i was hoping the small karate bug wouldn't die such… 04/22/2018 on Dark Souls Boss Fights be like +9

#5 - i hate when cats do this. they get their claw caught on you, t… [+] (1 reply) 04/13/2018 on abundant large Mandrill +8

#16 - redpancake (04/14/2018) [-]

Once in my life, I owned a special cat. His name was Yoda, he came from a farm, and he had feline dwarfism. He was basically a tiny cat made of 75% skin and 25% bad ideas. One day, he was hanging out under a dresser and he decides to start scratching at the drawers under it. He gets his paw stuck and begins screaming bloody murder through out the house. During a big family event.

My entire extended family are now all gathered in my bedroom trying to figure out how to get this special skin bag of extra chromosomes unstuck when someone calls a vet. The vet tells us we may need to amputate Yodas stuck hand. My entire extended family is now crying while this wrinkly cat is screaming from under my dresser.
in our family, animals are pretty much equal to humans. I got pulled out of school once because our aunts dog died
Just as family hysteria reaches the boiling point, Yoda realizes his stuck claw, which we thought was his whole paw, can fucking retract. He pulls his claw into his paw, and calmly leaves the room while about 20 people just fucking stare at this lumpy kitten.

Fuckin cats, man.

I miss the little guy. Had a seizure that wiped out his brain. Couldnt even regulate his body temperature anymore. RIP Yoda, you crazy, tiny, cuddly, soft little bastard