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#10
- aw, i was hoping the small karate bug wouldn't die such…
04/22/2018 on
Dark Souls Boss Fights be like
+9
#5
- i hate when cats do this. they get their claw caught on you, t…
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(1 reply)
04/13/2018 on
abundant large Mandrill
+8
#16
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redpancake
(04/14/2018)
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Once in my life, I owned a special cat. His name was Yoda, he came from a farm, and he had feline dwarfism. He was basically a tiny cat made of 75% skin and 25% bad ideas. One day, he was hanging out under a dresser and he decides to start scratching at the drawers under it. He gets his paw stuck and begins screaming bloody murder through out the house. During a big family event.
My entire extended family are now all gathered in my bedroom trying to figure out how to get this special skin bag of extra chromosomes unstuck when someone calls a vet. The vet tells us we may need to amputate Yodas stuck hand. My entire extended family is now crying while this wrinkly cat is screaming from under my dresser.
in our family, animals are pretty much equal to humans. I got pulled out of school once because our aunts dog died
Just as family hysteria reaches the boiling point, Yoda realizes his stuck claw, which we thought was his whole paw, can fucking retract. He pulls his claw into his paw, and calmly leaves the room while about 20 people just fucking stare at this lumpy kitten.
Fuckin cats, man.
I miss the little guy. Had a seizure that wiped out his brain. Couldnt even regulate his body temperature anymore. RIP Yoda, you crazy, tiny, cuddly, soft little bastard
#22
- same
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(26 replies)
04/13/2018 on
English language trolling 2
+42
#25
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prismaillya
(04/13/2018)
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Same
#37
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vexaton
(04/13/2018)
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Same
#38
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seymourg
(04/13/2018)
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Same
#39
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anon
(04/13/2018)
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same
#43
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ponieskilledmyacc
(04/13/2018)
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Same
#55
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beaglebagel
(04/13/2018)
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same
#139
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smoki
(04/14/2018)
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Same
#141
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anon
(04/14/2018)
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Same
#151
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westerbeek
(04/14/2018)
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Same
#41
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gespielt
(04/13/2018)
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Same
#49
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anon
(04/13/2018)
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Same
#57
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papagascoigne
(04/13/2018)
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SAME
#63
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anon
(04/13/2018)
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same
#119
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cwsamss
(04/13/2018)
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likewise my guy
#60
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anon
(04/13/2018)
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rhymes with game
#58
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strigt
(04/13/2018)
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I was going to reply to this thread with 'same,' but it got way too long.
#76
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juicyjoseph
(04/13/2018)
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Same.
#91
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aenous
(04/13/2018)
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Same
#99
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trandhal
(04/13/2018)
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Same
#100
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thumberstorm
(04/13/2018)
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same
#102
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bbox
(04/13/2018)
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same
#106
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matakeshi
(04/13/2018)
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same
#112
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jesusnipple
(04/13/2018)
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Same
#117
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noobiereaper
(04/13/2018)
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same
#125
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mtndewisgreat
(04/13/2018)
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same
#134
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slickji
(04/14/2018)
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same
#90
- but my dude
04/08/2018 on
Happy thoughts :)
0
#50
- My dude, put the music at the top of the post
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(3 replies)
04/08/2018 on
Happy thoughts :)
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#51
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hxppysunshine
(04/08/2018)
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nah.
#90
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azroth
(04/08/2018)
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but my dude
#57
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anon
(04/08/2018)
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But why
#8
- What's the first song on the robot dancer vid with the cello
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(1 reply)
03/17/2018 on
Future Tech, Vol. V
+2
#13
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odytoboman
(03/17/2018)
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"With or Without You" by U2
#16
- Picture
03/16/2018 on
first vulgar Wallaby
+11
#28
- I'm not exactly a big guy myself, but what division is that? U…
[+]
(2 replies)
03/16/2018 on
Cocky fighter gets KO'd in...
+1
#33
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xtrmbragnrytz
(03/16/2018)
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Pretty sure it's called welterweight, there's like 10 different classes now though so who knows
#32
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reiksman
(03/16/2018)
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Welterweight. Slightly above lightweight
#29
- >seeing any picture of Williams with his great 'Old Wise Man' beard
03/15/2018 on
Parenting done right
+18
#42
- i enjoy this meme, i hopee to see more in the near future
03/12/2018 on
A plan so evil, it's real
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