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PSN: Bonk
Interests: Honk
Date Signed Up:11/17/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
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#10215795 - Night night faggoronis 6 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1
#10215787 - we all know that 6 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#10215786 - **ayumu rolled user electricwulf ** do you havea *… 7 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#2984 - you made me use this image twice, i don't have anything like it  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on ayumu's profile 0
#2985 - miia (7 hours ago) [-]
#10215778 - I have a major in boob physics  [+] (4 new replies) 7 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
User avatar #10215798 - nelliel (6 hours ago) [-]
i should of said i was a professor at the academy of the culinary arts of the ass, but i missed my opportunity
#10215789 - nelliel (6 hours ago) [-]
well i have a phD in tit chemistry
#10215783 - datgrass (7 hours ago) [-]
I have a PHD in booty specialization
User avatar #10215787 - ayumu (6 hours ago) [-]
we all know that
#2982 - but i can't not immediately remember the second half  [+] (3 new replies) 7 hours ago on ayumu's profile 0
#2983 - miia (7 hours ago) [-]
a GF who vomitted LSD might not be such a bad thing
#2984 - ayumu (7 hours ago) [-]
you made me use this image twice, i don't have anything like it
#2985 - miia (7 hours ago) [-]
#10215774 - at first i cringed then i laughed then i was slightly … 7 hours ago on autism autism autism autism 0
#2980 - that was not kiwi or sexy the only thing that short wa…  [+] (5 new replies) 7 hours ago on ayumu's profile 0
#2981 - miia (7 hours ago) [-]
it was sexy and cute at the beginning
#2982 - ayumu (7 hours ago) [-]
but i can't not immediately remember the second half
#2983 - miia (7 hours ago) [-]
a GF who vomitted LSD might not be such a bad thing
#2984 - ayumu (7 hours ago) [-]
you made me use this image twice, i don't have anything like it
#2985 - miia (7 hours ago) [-]
#2978 - kiwi  [+] (7 new replies) 7 hours ago on ayumu's profile 0
#2979 - miia (7 hours ago) [-]
#2980 - ayumu (7 hours ago) [-]
that was not kiwi
or sexy
the only thing that short was, was scary
#2981 - miia (7 hours ago) [-]
it was sexy and cute at the beginning
#2982 - ayumu (7 hours ago) [-]
but i can't not immediately remember the second half
#2983 - miia (7 hours ago) [-]
a GF who vomitted LSD might not be such a bad thing
#2984 - ayumu (7 hours ago) [-]
you made me use this image twice, i don't have anything like it
#2985 - miia (7 hours ago) [-]
#10215721 - hooray 7 hours ago on autism autism autism autism +1

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#2855 - xenxio (11/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by ayumu
Sticky
#2974 - miia ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #2975 to #2974 - ayumu (12/21/2014) [-]
do you think santa will bring me a lamia waifu for christmas
i've been really good this year
User avatar #2978 to #2977 - ayumu (7 hours ago) [-]
kiwi
#2979 to #2978 - miia ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#2980 to #2979 - ayumu (7 hours ago) [-]
that was not kiwi
or sexy
the only thing that short was, was scary
#2981 to #2980 - miia ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
it was sexy and cute at the beginning
it was sexy and cute at the beginning
#2982 to #2981 - ayumu (7 hours ago) [-]
but i can't not immediately remember the second half
#2983 to #2982 - miia ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
a GF who vomitted LSD might not be such a bad thing
#2984 to #2983 - ayumu (7 hours ago) [-]
you made me use this image twice, i don't have anything like it
#2985 to #2984 - miia ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#2976 to #2975 - miia ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
i want one too
User avatar #2965 - nelliel (12/21/2014) [-]
boggle
User avatar #2966 to #2965 - ayumu (12/21/2014) [-]
ketsu wo taberu
User avatar #2967 to #2966 - nelliel (12/21/2014) [-]
but do you eat "whole" ass?
User avatar #2968 to #2967 - ayumu (12/21/2014) [-]
i really get in there, yeah
User avatar #2969 to #2968 - nelliel (12/21/2014) [-]
you know i don't actually live in spain right?
User avatar #2970 to #2969 - ayumu (12/21/2014) [-]
doesn't matter ole
User avatar #2971 to #2970 - nelliel (12/21/2014) [-]
BUT I WAS GOING TO EAT YOUR BUTT
User avatar #2972 to #2971 - ayumu (12/21/2014) [-]
*ass
User avatar #2973 to #2972 - nelliel (12/21/2014) [-]
that too
#2963 - polepel (12/19/2014) [-]
sully is now
User avatar #2964 to #2963 - ayumu (12/19/2014) [-]
i understand, it's alright
#2960 - dracotwo (12/18/2014) [-]
Ayyyy lmao
User avatar #2961 to #2960 - ayumu (12/18/2014) [-]
ur mum
#2962 to #2961 - dracotwo (12/18/2014) [-]
nourmum
#2948 - ayumu (12/17/2014) [-]
You need to login to view this link


pls click so i can get free stuff

chaosascendingx
friendlylittleboy
hellscythe
Maroon
miia
mynameisfinn
overjoyed
therealsuperderpy

User avatar #2956 to #2948 - chaosascendingx (12/17/2014) [-]
tell me if it works
User avatar #2958 to #2956 - ayumu (12/17/2014) [-]
1 more click holy dick
User avatar #2959 to #2958 - miia ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
i clicked it
User avatar #2957 to #2956 - ayumu (12/17/2014) [-]
i need 2 more clicks
then i can redeem it to see if it works
User avatar #2954 to #2948 - therealsuperderpy ONLINE (12/17/2014) [-]
omg pls
User avatar #2951 to #2948 - Maroon (12/17/2014) [-]
you sure this is legit? Cause they spelled limited wrong...
#2953 to #2951 - ayumu (12/17/2014) [-]
i mean, what's the worst that could happen? I don't end up getting free stuff?
User avatar #2952 to #2951 - Maroon (12/17/2014) [-]
and amount
User avatar #2949 to #2948 - overjoyed (12/17/2014) [-]
i already clicked it
User avatar #2950 to #2949 - ayumu (12/17/2014) [-]
thx bby
User avatar #2945 - ayumu (12/15/2014) [-]
**ayumu used "*roll gender*"**
**ayumu rolls Transmasculine**
User avatar #2946 to #2945 - ayumu (12/15/2014) [-]
**ayumu used "*roll cis privilege*"**
**ayumu rolls Your validity as a man/woman/human is not based on how much surgery you’ve had or how well you “pass” as non-transgender.**
User avatar #2947 to #2946 - ayumu (12/17/2014) [-]
**ayumu used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**ayumu rolls 68**
User avatar #2940 - ayumu (12/15/2014) [-]
*roll pony*
User avatar #2941 to #2940 - ayumu (12/15/2014) [-]
**ayumu used "*roll Pony*"**
**ayumu rolls Soarin**
User avatar #2942 to #2941 - ayumu (12/15/2014) [-]
**ayumu used "*roll items*"**
**ayumu rolls Mecha Bladed Fabulous Iron Sword**
User avatar #2943 to #2942 - ayumu (12/15/2014) [-]
**ayumu used "*roll rare items*"**
**ayumu rolls Autism**
User avatar #2944 to #2943 - ayumu (12/15/2014) [-]
**ayumu used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**ayumu rolls Yes definitely**
#2938 - ayumu (12/14/2014) [-]
somefatguyone   
just sit back and watch, that's how we roll bruh   
this whole site is really just a peanut gallery
somefatguyone
just sit back and watch, that's how we roll bruh
this whole site is really just a peanut gallery
#2939 to #2938 - somefatguyone (12/14/2014) [-]
Damnit
I have to wait a month to tell them about the raids
#2936 - postingloudly (12/07/2014) [-]
YOU ARE HILARIOUS
User avatar #2937 to #2936 - ayumu (12/07/2014) [-]
thx loud semen man
User avatar #2909 - ayumu (12/02/2014) [-]
ATTTEMPT NO.2
pokemon nuzlocke on a rom hack
Reply here and i'll name the pokemon i catch after each of you in order of when you respond and when i catch em.
pokemon nuzlocke means when a pokemon faints, it dies and cannot be used again. It also means i am only allowed to catch the first pokemon i find in each area, so i have no control over what pokemon you end up being
User avatar #2929 to #2909 - twenny (12/03/2014) [-]
bwoop
User avatar #2931 to #2929 - ayumu (12/03/2014) [-]
i found a zubat
technically anonymis is next, buuuuuuuut

you get zubat
User avatar #2932 to #2931 - twenny (12/03/2014) [-]
wunderbar~
User avatar #2934 to #2926 - ayumu (12/03/2014) [-]
glameow
User avatar #2933 to #2920 - ayumu (12/03/2014) [-]
mareep
User avatar #2935 to #2933 - Anonymis (12/03/2014) [-]
I'm okay with this
User avatar #2930 to #2918 - ayumu (12/03/2014) [-]
abra
if i can get you to evolve, you'll be a powerhouse
User avatar #2919 to #2918 - ayumu (12/02/2014) [-]
i won't let you die this time
at least not as early
User avatar #2923 to #2915 - ayumu (12/02/2014) [-]
ratatta
are you top percentage?
User avatar #2921 to #2914 - ayumu (12/02/2014) [-]
ur eevee
User avatar #2924 to #2922 - ayumu (12/02/2014) [-]
you can evovle into 7 different things
i'm gonna evolve you into umbreon, if that is acceptable?

do you understand any of this?
User avatar #2916 to #2913 - ayumu (12/02/2014) [-]
johto region
pick a starter

keep in mind this is a rom hack with increased difficulty
User avatar #2917 to #2916 - unusualmoo (12/02/2014) [-]
Cyndaquil, totes.
#2906 - nelliel (12/02/2014) [-]
mfw eating ur ass
mfw eating ur ass
User avatar #2901 - ayumu (12/02/2014) [-]
ajrin abstractpink chillybilly andranadu santamansan datgrass eezo twenny unusualmoo

thats it
i lost the pokemon thing
game over
i suck


maybe i'll start over and give it another shot tomorrow, anyways you're all dead
User avatar #2904 to #2901 - chillybilly (12/02/2014) [-]
Mention me when you do it again
User avatar #2910 to #2904 - ayumu (12/02/2014) [-]
look up
User avatar #2902 to #2901 - unusualmoo (12/02/2014) [-]
did i even get to be alive yet
User avatar #2912 to #2902 - ayumu (12/02/2014) [-]
look up
User avatar #2903 to #2902 - ayumu (12/02/2014) [-]
no, cuz im bad
User avatar #2889 - ayumu (12/01/2014) [-]
I'm gonna do a pokemon nuzlocke on a rom hack
Reply here and i'll name the pokemon i catch after each of you in order of when you respond and when i catch em.
pokemon nuzlocke means when a pokemon faints, it dies and cannot be used again. It also means i am only allowed to catch the first pokemon i find in each area, so i have no control over what pokemon you end up being

I tried this once before but the emulator crashed and lost my data. I switched emulators so it won't happen again.
User avatar #2899 to #2889 - twenny (12/02/2014) [-]
if its a zubat I'll give you the biggest hug you've ever seen
User avatar #2897 to #2889 - datgrass (12/01/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #2894 to #2891 - ayumu (12/01/2014) [-]
u'll still be the pink 1 dw
User avatar #2895 to #2894 - abstractpink (12/01/2014) [-]
yussss :3
User avatar #2890 to #2889 - ayumu (12/01/2014) [-]
ajrin abstractpink chillybilly andranadu santamansan
since you guys were part of this before i lost my **** , you'll be first in line, babes
#2887 - joshlol (11/27/2014) [-]
can you ever have enough kittey
can you ever have enough kittey
User avatar #2888 to #2887 - ayumu (11/27/2014) [-]
yes
#2884 - nelliel (11/26/2014) [-]
darude-ayumustorm
User avatar #2885 to #2884 - ayumu (11/26/2014) [-]
nice ayumeme
#2878 - pepsipool ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
r u newgod?
r u newgod?
User avatar #2879 to #2878 - ayumu (11/23/2014) [-]
r u pepsi?
User avatar #2880 to #2879 - pepsipool ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
Nah, got IP unbanned (but not acc unbanned) so made this acc now.
Dis is emmerich or newgod btw
User avatar #2881 to #2880 - ayumu (11/23/2014) [-]
wait ur emmeric/newgud?
so then that means you are pepsi
User avatar #2882 to #2881 - pepsipool ONLINE (11/23/2014) [-]
yeh
am pepsi
User avatar #2862 - ayumu (11/14/2014) [-]
mercyburris aczzoh miia wemilznotkill poorlyred xenxio roll bigbaddrag
where do each of you faggots live, and how many of you would actually like to hang out irl
it will probably never happen, but if i get my drivers license and decide i want to visit one of you faggots one weekend, i'd like to know who would be up for it. And who i could visit without spending several thousand dollars.
User avatar #2877 to #2862 - wemilznotkill (11/15/2014) [-]
Only Californian here
User avatar #2876 to #2862 - aczzoh (11/15/2014) [-]
georgia
and yes, that'd be pretty fuking cool
User avatar #2875 to #2862 - bigbaddrag (11/14/2014) [-]
northern alabama
User avatar #2866 to #2862 - miia ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
oregonia
User avatar #2864 to #2862 - xenxio (11/14/2014) [-]
Cincinnati
User avatar #2865 to #2864 - miia ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
screenshotted
User avatar #2868 to #2865 - xenxio (11/14/2014) [-]
you creeper
User avatar #2867 to #2865 - xenxio (11/14/2014) [-]
but y
User avatar #2869 to #2867 - miia ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
you're supposed to be all mute
User avatar #2871 to #2869 - ayumu (11/14/2014) [-]
******
he's been talking for the past few months
User avatar #2870 to #2869 - xenxio (11/14/2014) [-]
this just shows how long we havent talked to each other
#2872 to #2870 - miia ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
oh...
#2874 to #2873 - miia ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#2858 - dracotwo (11/13/2014) [-]
eyyyyyyy
How about that SRVU?
User avatar #2859 to #2858 - ayumu (11/13/2014) [-]
what is that an acronymn for
and wassup bruh, havent seen you in a while
#2860 to #2859 - dracotwo (11/13/2014) [-]
Summoner's Rift Visual Upgrade
On NA in team builder and bot games
User avatar #2861 to #2860 - ayumu (11/14/2014) [-]
well i think its dumb
but i havent played on it yet
about to rite now
#2851 - miia ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #2853 to #2851 - ayumu (11/02/2014) [-]
lesbian fox grils?
#2854 to #2853 - miia ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
snuggly fox girls
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