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ayumu

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Bing
Youtube Channel: Bong
Steam Profile: Shama
Consoles Owned: Lama
Video Games Played: Ding
X-box Gamertag: Dong
PSN: Bonk
Interests: Honk
Date Signed Up:11/17/2012
Last Login:3/02/2015
Location:Sum place
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5338
Comment Ranking:#173
Highest Content Rank:#1350
Highest Comment Rank:#160
Content Thumbs: 5312 total,  6142 ,  830
Comment Thumbs: 25652 total,  29764 ,  4112
Content Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 151 Content: Faptastic → Level 152 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 17.5% (175/1000)
Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 322 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:5
Content Views:270932
Times Content Favorited:89 times
Total Comments Made:26580
FJ Points:15690
I am a zombie and a mahou shoujo.

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#326 - europe is for dumb butt heads haha get bullied, kids 5 hours ago on Euro users, get in here -3
#10474823 - >> #10474779 ,  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10474840 - thisisbait (5 hours ago) [-]
ill do whatever the fuck i want
#10474779 - don't you dare touch that butt  [+] (2 new replies) 5 hours ago on Autism Board 0
#10474787 - anonexplains (5 hours ago) [-]
its smells anyway
User avatar #10474785 - notred (5 hours ago) [-]
I'll touch your butt.
#10474757 - watch your backside 5 hours ago on Autism Board 0
#10474706 - gee, is that a booty?  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Autism Board 0
#10474728 - snapshots (5 hours ago) [-]
#16523 - Best game 5 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#10474650 - haha benis 5 hours ago on Autism Board +1
#10474641 - I too, enjoy alcohol 6 hours ago on Autism Board +1
#16514 - So apparently Venezuela accused the U.S of planning a coup … 6 hours ago on FJ Backroom 0
#10474635 - So apparently Venezuela accused the U.S of planning a coup …  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Autism Board 0
#10474643 - anonexplains (6 hours ago) [-]
why did you plan a coup then you kike?

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#2855 - xenxio ONLINE (11/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by ayumu
Sticky
User avatar #3158 - miia ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
Gravel Poot
User avatar #3159 to #3158 - ayumu ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
1.5m views? I don't really like these types of things
made in like
source or gmod or whatever it is people use for these
#3160 to #3159 - miia ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
i find them to be amusing
i find them to be amusing
User avatar #3161 to #3160 - ayumu ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
i mean they make me grin sometimes but that's about it
#3162 to #3161 - miia ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
okay try this one Behind the Scenes - World of Warcraft (WoW) Machinima by Oxhorn
User avatar #3163 to #3162 - ayumu ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
mildly amusing
political campaigns in a nutshell tho
#3164 to #3163 - miia ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
sharks
sharks
#3165 to #3164 - ayumu ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
with tits
with tits
User avatar #3167 to #3166 - ayumu ONLINE (02/23/2015) [-]
You want to bang a snake girl, you don't hold the right to dis shark tits
User avatar #3157 - chiakilover (02/18/2015) [-]
<3
#3151 - miia ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
User avatar #3153 to #3151 - ayumu ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
Are we not lesbians anymore
User avatar #3155 to #3153 - miia ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
also im going to the sleep
User avatar #3156 to #3155 - ayumu ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
I should have done that hours ago
User avatar #3154 to #3153 - miia ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
nah we're totally lesbians
#3149 - nelliel (02/17/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3150 to #3149 - ayumu ONLINE (02/17/2015) [-]
ANIMMAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY

POOOOOSSIIII
User avatar #3137 - jarretds (02/14/2015) [-]
2laggy ggs
User avatar #3138 to #3137 - ayumu ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
customs tho
u may have well enabled items 2
u fuggin
faggit
User avatar #3139 to #3138 - jarretds (02/14/2015) [-]
youre just mad cause you dont have any unlocked fagt
User avatar #3140 to #3139 - ayumu ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
I just don't like them
Being able to change a character so your opponent doesn't get a full idea of what they're fighting seems cheap to me
User avatar #3141 to #3140 - jarretds (02/14/2015) [-]
you couldve turned them off kek
User avatar #3142 to #3141 - ayumu ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
i didn't wanna rain on your parade tho
User avatar #3131 - anamanaguchi (02/13/2015) [-]
make me a card pls
User avatar #3132 to #3131 - ayumu ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
sure
but
tomorrow
It's late and i have school
#3133 to #3132 - anamanaguchi (02/13/2015) [-]
love you bbg
use this pls
User avatar #3134 to #3133 - ayumu ONLINE (02/13/2015) [-]
yo
you want the card named anamanaguch or bumsnatcher
User avatar #3135 to #3134 - anamanaguchi (02/13/2015) [-]
bumsnatcher
#3126 - miia ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3127 to #3126 - ayumu ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
we gey now?
#3128 to #3127 - miia ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
ya
User avatar #3129 to #3128 - ayumu ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
but being gey is like
sooper gay
#3143 to #3129 - miia ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
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User avatar #3144 to #3143 - ayumu ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
I'm in lesbians with you
User avatar #3146 to #3145 - ayumu ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
will you be my valentine lesbian
#3147 to #3146 - miia ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
yes
#3130 to #3129 - miia ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
but yuri is sooper cyoot
#3122 - nelliel (02/09/2015) [-]
you are the johnny gat to my default player
User avatar #3123 to #3122 - ayumu ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
reported
User avatar #3118 - jarretds (02/09/2015) [-]
1v1 me
User avatar #3119 to #3118 - ayumu ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Gimme a few days pls
parents divorced, smash bros at dads house
User avatar #3120 to #3119 - jarretds (02/09/2015) [-]
oh sorry
User avatar #3125 to #3120 - ayumu ONLINE (02/10/2015) [-]
We can play 2morrow
is dis k?
#3121 to #3120 - ayumu ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
Im so ****** triggerd rite now
dont feel bad, or else i'll report you
User avatar #3115 - tostito (02/07/2015) [-]
sooooo. wanna get gud in smash tnen?
User avatar #3116 to #3115 - ayumu ONLINE (02/08/2015) [-]
oy
sorry
I was gonna try and wait a few days because my parents are divorced and my dad has better internet. My moms can't handle more than a few people, and her boyfriends kids are staying at our house for a bit. But they're all headed to a wresting thing for my brothers tomorrow, so i'll be home alone and the internet should be k.

So
Anyways

have you figured out how to add friends?
User avatar #3117 to #3116 - tostito (02/08/2015) [-]
yup, found out we have this "friends code" so yeah
please tell me you have alpha sapphire man
User avatar #3112 - godsaysno (02/07/2015) [-]
Lol a dark elf? is that a good thing?
User avatar #3113 to #3112 - ayumu ONLINE (02/07/2015) [-]
I unno
You have fire resistance so that's nice
User avatar #3114 to #3113 - godsaysno (02/07/2015) [-]
I suppose that is useful...
User avatar #3098 to #3097 - ayumu ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
ahahahaaaa
**** you
User avatar #3099 to #3098 - Pleinair ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
o
User avatar #3100 to #3099 - ayumu ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Were those 3 quotes from you or was he just making **** up
User avatar #3101 to #3100 - Pleinair ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
there mine

I'm a philosophy major dude
User avatar #3102 to #3101 - ayumu ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
You said you wanted to be like a counselor, but idk how philosophy needed to be worked into that

Also I feel personally insulted that the Sheik was beating on Falcon
It makes it seem directed at me, and quite frankly i was triggered
User avatar #3103 to #3102 - Pleinair ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
You and every other pink Falcon on for glory you see everyday
User avatar #3104 to #3103 - ayumu ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
I don't go pink
User avatar #3105 to #3104 - Pleinair ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
git gud
User avatar #3107 to #3105 - ayumu ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
You may be laughing now, but years from now when you're trying to get a job in counseling I'll burst through the doors and tell them about how you bullied me on the internet. Then you won't get the job.
User avatar #3108 to #3107 - Pleinair ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
Dude I am a bully on smash.

I money match people a lot. Winning 5 bucks in 15 minutes for playing a video game is a pretty good gig.
#3106 to #3105 - ayumu ONLINE (02/06/2015) [-]
I'm trying
User avatar #3093 to #3092 - ayumu ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
Eat your mac and cheese
#3094 to #3093 - nelliel (02/05/2015) [-]
i ate your mom's mac n cheese
User avatar #3095 to #3094 - ayumu ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
my mom cant cook for **** , ur prolly gonna die m8
#3096 to #3095 - nelliel (02/05/2015) [-]
ive eaten your ass before, ill live
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#3079 - miia ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
User avatar #3080 to #3079 - ayumu ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
watcha readin
User avatar #3081 to #3080 - miia ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
world war 1 destroyer is running from vastly superior japanese destroyers during world war 2, hides in a squall and gets sucked into a parallel universe where feathered raptor people are in the middle of hunting lemur people into extinction
#3083 to #3082 - miia ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Awesomeness is what it means
User avatar #3076 - nelliel (01/24/2015) [-]
i know exactly what you're looking for
User avatar #3077 to #3076 - ayumu ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
It's a long hard cock
#3064 - miia ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #3065 to #3064 - ayumu ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
thumbnail alert
how am i supposed to tell what she is hugging
User avatar #3066 to #3065 - miia ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
i posted it twice
User avatar #3067 to #3066 - ayumu ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
i never noticed the first one somehow
User avatar #3068 to #3067 - miia ONLINE (01/14/2015) [-]
its because you dont get enough coilcuddles
#3063 - miia ONLINE (01/13/2015) [-]
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