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ayevanity

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Gender: female
Age: 21
Interests: stuff & things.
Date Signed Up:10/21/2011
Last Login:5/22/2015
Location:Californiaaa
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latest user's comments

#47 - Thanks (:  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on ayevanity's profile 0
#48 - flugeljester (05/20/2015) [-]
u no it fam<3
#53 - gg. 05/19/2015 on Sexually sugestive gifs 0
#51 - just hold the frame upside down...?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2015 on Sexually sugestive gifs 0
User avatar #52 - derpthefifth (05/19/2015) [-]
*facepalm*
User avatar #53 - ayevanity (05/19/2015) [-]
gg.
#2759 - I shouldn't have cut my hair. 05/19/2015 on Females of FJ, post selfies +1
#2 - this isnt timelapse, this is stopmotion  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on The best use of timelapse... +10
User avatar #9 - stokey (05/16/2015) [-]
i think this was just filmed with really high fps, so they could do this

i may be wrong tho
#5 - I'm going to be honest here, because these posts really give m…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Fat Shamu Friday +17
User avatar #12 - foxdragon (05/16/2015) [-]
good job man. just asking whats your routine.
#11 - buzzbomb (05/16/2015) [-]
I used to be fat where it all was mostly in my stomach and I was over 200 and I think almost 220 to 230 at my most. I am like 170 or so now. All I did was walk around everywhere. Sounds like a bullshit thing to say just walk and it magically goes away, but that was not just it. I ate less no giant meals all the time and just stayed active enough, took the stairs when I could and shit. Everyone can get better, just do it at your own pace.
User avatar #8 - policexplain (05/16/2015) [-]
Keep up the good work! Don't give up!
#7 - ndepicninja (05/16/2015) [-]
gj man ^
#5 - Picture 05/10/2015 on Cringeworthy 0
#43 - yaaas  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2015 on post your favorite pokemon gif +1
#44 - ChaosMuffin (05/10/2015) [-]
#84 - Thank you, honestly. Just the fact that you went out of your …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Depression is quiet +1
#128 - raspoetin (05/12/2015) [-]
Hi again ayevanity,

Sorry it took me a while to respond. I've had a lot of work to do these past couple of days.

Thank you, honestly. Just the fact that you went out of your way to reach out to me, means an incredible amount to me. I don't have really any friends or family, so again. thank you.

Don't mention it. Everyone could use a little kind words now and then.

I've come a long way and i'm not on the very bottom anymore. Kinda like 2 steps above it, but far from being alright.

Well. At least it's good to hear you're getting a little better. Life can be a bumpy ride from time to time. There'll be a lot of pitfalls to look out for.

I do have many interests and talents, it's just the self confidence and motivation to do them is gone. Most days I stay in bed and try to sleep to make them go by faster.

I can understand where you're coming from. I used to stay up until 05:00 a.m. in the morning and slept until 16:00 p.m. I hated waking up every morning. I never had a clue what to do with my time. A lot of things changed when I got my job. Having something to do during the day can help a lot. But of course getting paid is also a big plus.

It can prove to be a challenge to find motivation and self confidence when you can hardly get out of bed in the morning. I found it helpfull to keep looking at most of the positive aspects of my personality.

Sometimes it can be nice when someone reminds you why you're a decent human being. I've composed a small list of reasons why you're awesome. I have to admit that I don't really have a clue who you are, because you're still a random internet person to me. That's the main reason why I've taken the liberty to add my own assumptions to this list.

1. You have a nice nose.** I've seen a lot of noses during my lifetime and I have to say that your nose is probably the best nose I've ever seen. If life was a nose contest, you would be winning by a long shot.

2. You keep the streets safe. The way you tackled that armed robber during that hostage situation was brutal. I've never seen a grown man wet his pants so fast. Your costume looks great on you by the way. I really love the cape.

3. You are great with animals. I still can't believe how you managed to get that tiger to play professional basketball. I can't even get my cat to stop trying to sleep on my face every night.

4. You deserve the nobel peace prize. Your political insights in global politics and your elaborate plans to establish peace in the middle east are an inspiration to us all.

5. You are able to wear crocs and get away with it. I always thought that was impossible.

6. You have an excellent singing voice. That a capella rendition of 'up town girl' was breathtaking. 10/10.

So yeah... Definetly keep up the good work!

Also, semi-funny stuff sounds great (:

Well... For starters: I've gotten a tattoo thingie today. (points at picture)

Would it be semi-funny to imagine that I've spent the first few hours of the day crying like a little girl?

He even gave me a lolly pop afterwards... (And no. Not the fleshy kind that you would find in certain web documentaries)

If not, I can alwas post some reaction images.
User avatar #99 - hockerz (05/10/2015) [-]
It might not help you, but I found just getting outside and listening to the world helped, getting sun on my skin. Also, reading Letters From A Stoic gave me a whole new outlok on life. I mean, I'm still not like normal, I dunno... But yeah, it's important you do what you can.
Your body and mind are interconnected, nourish your body so that it can help your mind.
#18 - Depression is not quiet. At least not in my mind. It has taken…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Depression is quiet +1
#44 - raspoetin (05/10/2015) [-]
Hi ayevanity,

I'm not really sure what to write to you. I can relate to quite a few things you've said and I'm not sure if there is anything I can say or do to make you feel better. Self doubt and self pitty are some of the worst aspects of a depression. It doesn't matter how many compliments or praise you get, because you'll always find ways to bring yourself down. Medication can numb those negative thoughs for a while, but it's not a permanent solution by a long shot.

Knowing yourself is the first step towards improving yourself. What are your talents and ambitions? What are your goals in life? What makes you happy?

Depression can make you feel like you aren't capable of doing anything with your life. It's like you've lost control over everything. The thing I'd like to tell you is that you're still in charge of your life. You can win it back one step at a time. Or in the words of William Henley:

"You are the master of your fate:
You are the captain of your soul."

Again: I have no idea if this helps in any way. But I hope you now know that there's at least 'someone out there' who noticed your post and is willing to listen and talk.

And if that doesn't help, I've also got a buttload of semi-funny stuff that I can share.
User avatar #84 - ayevanity (05/10/2015) [-]
Thank you, honestly. Just the fact that you went out of your way to reach out to me, means an incredible amount to me. I don't have really any friends or family, so again. thank you.

I've come a long way and i'm not on the very bottom anymore. Kinda like 2 steps above it, but far from being alright.

I do have many interests and talents, it's just the self confidence and motivation to do them is gone. Most days I stay in bed and try to sleep to make them go by faster.

Also, semi-funny stuff sounds great (:
#128 - raspoetin (05/12/2015) [-]
Hi again ayevanity,

Sorry it took me a while to respond. I've had a lot of work to do these past couple of days.

Thank you, honestly. Just the fact that you went out of your way to reach out to me, means an incredible amount to me. I don't have really any friends or family, so again. thank you.

Don't mention it. Everyone could use a little kind words now and then.

I've come a long way and i'm not on the very bottom anymore. Kinda like 2 steps above it, but far from being alright.

Well. At least it's good to hear you're getting a little better. Life can be a bumpy ride from time to time. There'll be a lot of pitfalls to look out for.

I do have many interests and talents, it's just the self confidence and motivation to do them is gone. Most days I stay in bed and try to sleep to make them go by faster.

I can understand where you're coming from. I used to stay up until 05:00 a.m. in the morning and slept until 16:00 p.m. I hated waking up every morning. I never had a clue what to do with my time. A lot of things changed when I got my job. Having something to do during the day can help a lot. But of course getting paid is also a big plus.

It can prove to be a challenge to find motivation and self confidence when you can hardly get out of bed in the morning. I found it helpfull to keep looking at most of the positive aspects of my personality.

Sometimes it can be nice when someone reminds you why you're a decent human being. I've composed a small list of reasons why you're awesome. I have to admit that I don't really have a clue who you are, because you're still a random internet person to me. That's the main reason why I've taken the liberty to add my own assumptions to this list.

1. You have a nice nose.** I've seen a lot of noses during my lifetime and I have to say that your nose is probably the best nose I've ever seen. If life was a nose contest, you would be winning by a long shot.

2. You keep the streets safe. The way you tackled that armed robber during that hostage situation was brutal. I've never seen a grown man wet his pants so fast. Your costume looks great on you by the way. I really love the cape.

3. You are great with animals. I still can't believe how you managed to get that tiger to play professional basketball. I can't even get my cat to stop trying to sleep on my face every night.

4. You deserve the nobel peace prize. Your political insights in global politics and your elaborate plans to establish peace in the middle east are an inspiration to us all.

5. You are able to wear crocs and get away with it. I always thought that was impossible.

6. You have an excellent singing voice. That a capella rendition of 'up town girl' was breathtaking. 10/10.

So yeah... Definetly keep up the good work!

Also, semi-funny stuff sounds great (:

Well... For starters: I've gotten a tattoo thingie today. (points at picture)

Would it be semi-funny to imagine that I've spent the first few hours of the day crying like a little girl?

He even gave me a lolly pop afterwards... (And no. Not the fleshy kind that you would find in certain web documentaries)

If not, I can alwas post some reaction images.
User avatar #99 - hockerz (05/10/2015) [-]
It might not help you, but I found just getting outside and listening to the world helped, getting sun on my skin. Also, reading Letters From A Stoic gave me a whole new outlok on life. I mean, I'm still not like normal, I dunno... But yeah, it's important you do what you can.
Your body and mind are interconnected, nourish your body so that it can help your mind.

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User avatar #46 - flugeljester ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
Damn fam u look tight
User avatar #47 to #46 - ayevanity (05/20/2015) [-]
Thanks (:
#48 to #47 - flugeljester ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
u no it fam<3
User avatar #40 - plataeiou (02/15/2015) [-]
**plataeiou waves**
User avatar #41 to #40 - ayevanity (02/15/2015) [-]
hiii!
User avatar #45 to #41 - plataeiou (04/28/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #22 - plataeiou (02/09/2015) [-]
We friend now?
User avatar #23 to #22 - ayevanity (02/09/2015) [-]
Mhm. *hug*
User avatar #42 to #23 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
heyooo
User avatar #43 to #42 - ayevanity (02/23/2015) [-]
haiii
User avatar #44 to #43 - plataeiou (02/23/2015) [-]
Sup? Hugs time? x3
User avatar #25 to #23 - plataeiou (02/09/2015) [-]
WOOPWOOP
Hai der. I'm Nick.
User avatar #26 to #25 - ayevanity (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm Amber (:
Nice to befriend you!
User avatar #27 to #26 - plataeiou (02/09/2015) [-]
Same to you, ma'm!
I've seen your pic from thread, so should I show mine too?
User avatar #28 to #27 - ayevanity (02/09/2015) [-]
Sure, if you'd like.
User avatar #30 to #29 - ayevanity (02/09/2015) [-]
It's nice to meet you ;3
User avatar #31 to #30 - plataeiou (02/09/2015) [-]
Same to you. ;3
So how's your day been?
User avatar #32 to #31 - ayevanity (02/09/2015) [-]
It's been okay I guess. It was rainy and awesome which made the day actually great. How about you?
User avatar #33 to #32 - plataeiou (02/09/2015) [-]
I've been doing homework all day. :c
User avatar #34 to #33 - ayevanity (02/09/2015) [-]
That's poop. I'm sorry ;v
What is your major?
User avatar #35 to #34 - plataeiou (02/09/2015) [-]
Economics. Yours?
User avatar #36 to #35 - ayevanity (02/09/2015) [-]
I bet that homework is boring as fuuuckk. I am doing a bunch of different things that I am trying to work in together. Photography, graphic design, make up artistry, esthetics, and web development. x-x
User avatar #37 to #36 - plataeiou (02/09/2015) [-]
It iiiiiis. :c Makes me sad and need hugs.
User avatar #38 to #37 - ayevanity (02/09/2015) [-]
): i'm sorrrry.
*hug*
User avatar #39 to #38 - plataeiou (02/09/2015) [-]
yaaaaaay hugs :3
User avatar #24 to #23 - ayevanity (02/09/2015) [-]
Ew, that's an ugly emote.
#1 - anonymous (01/31/2012) [-]
What part of California do you live in?
User avatar #2 to #1 - ayevanity (02/01/2012) [-]
I live in nocal, about 30 minutes away from SF. :P
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