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#82 - MFW I live in utah  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2016 on Americans view on America +3
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#177 - kunterz (08/17/2016) [-]
#58 - Anyone know of an animu similar to Akame Ga Kill? Dark and violent? 08/16/2016 on Anime Gif Dump 4 0
#132 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bi… 07/27/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp.... 0
#66 - I hate it when I see stories like this about the TSA. It pisse…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp.... +17
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#123 - TheFek (07/27/2016) [-]
How's it feel to be the McDonald's worker of the government?
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#132 - awesomesaucebanana (07/27/2016) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the TSA, and I’ve been involved in numerous checks on Bags, and I have over 300 confirmed water bottles. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top X-ray operator in the entire US. You are nothing to me but just another ISIS. I will take your shaving cream with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of "Mcdonalds" workers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your liquids. You’re fucking thirsty, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pat you down in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in telling people to take their shoes off, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the TSA and I will use it to its full extent to determine if you have any prohibited Items and then let you go, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will will open all of your bags and tell you you cant bring stuff. You’re fucking checked, kiddo.
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#70 - drhoffable (07/26/2016) [-]
I feel your pain, im a NYSC Sheriff Deputy, i don't need to explain to you the things i get blamed for.. just watch the news.. i respect your job, even though you are security, you are still a brother in blue. The bad eggs impact us all. Keep up the good work.
#47 - TSA officer here, I look forward to searching your anus 07/18/2016 on tsa +3
#688 - **awesomesaucebanana used "*roll picture*"** **awesomesauce… 06/18/2016 on Roll for your new girlfriend 0
#30 - None of those items are prohibited by TSA. Congratulations  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2016 on logic on a plane 0
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#31 - fuiuki (01/30/2016) [-]
it IS pretty much what's shown not to be ok on the internet so that's what I go by. No matter, it's amusing, no? I can't bring a waterbottle, but I can bring those things. Make no mistake, I have indeed threatened my classmates with the file. It's metal, and pointy. Perfect.
#29 - 1 and 2 are correct 3. Nail clippers are allowed as long a… 01/30/2016 on logic on a plane +2
#124 - **awesomesaucebanana used "*roll picture*"** **awesomesauce… 01/14/2016 on It's raining MEMES: 2 0
#501 - >19 >Officer for the TSA >I hate peoples opin… 12/16/2015 on Open up to your FJ Family 0

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