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#24 - I was totally expecting some gay sex here.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on The Heartsmith +19
User avatar #25 - penusflytrap (12/11/2014) [-]
Oh god, I lol'd too fucking hard at that
#8 - Alpha = Adding new **** Beta = Bug fixes and … 12/11/2014 on legbreaker 0
#8 - God ******* damn the feels I experienced of my fi…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on Katawa Shoujo feels +4
User avatar #10 - cameldwarf (12/11/2014) [-]
my boner was crippled for weeks after this
#14 - >that one friend you play everything with but he ***…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Silly 4chan +9
#43 - anonexplains (12/11/2014) [-]
That one friend that loves games and plays a lot but he sucks at every single one of them U.u
User avatar #29 - ScottP (12/11/2014) [-]
I am that friend.

Especially when the two of them gang up on my space marines with their eldar and ork scum
#20 - gerfox (12/11/2014) [-]
My friends are all pretty good at the games we play together, so none of us are casuals, but I played CoD with my roomate in college here the other day. I think he wondered what the hell I was doing when I dropped 35 kills in my fourth straight TDM match with him (he wanted to play it. I said he was a casual).
User avatar #21 - juter (12/11/2014) [-]
>CoD
>not casuals
wut
#42 - gerfox (12/11/2014) [-]
> Implying people who play a lot of any game or are really good at it are casuals regardless of the game
#17 - Arrow and the Flash are probably the only reason i still watch TV.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on The Flash 0
User avatar #22 - dxninjaxo (12/10/2014) [-]
You should watch The Blacklist as well then. Those 3 shows are the only tv shows I watch.
#10 - Just watched the mid-season finale of the Flash. God I …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on The Flash +3
User avatar #15 - dxninjaxo (12/10/2014) [-]
I'm hyped for Arrow mid-season finale as well
#17 - awesomenesss (12/10/2014) [-]
Arrow and the Flash are probably the only reason i still watch TV.
User avatar #22 - dxninjaxo (12/10/2014) [-]
You should watch The Blacklist as well then. Those 3 shows are the only tv shows I watch.
#16 - Skyrim on it's own was amazing the first time, but then I disc… 12/08/2014 on Elder Scrolls Privelage +3
#204 - >implying I wouldn't have sex with him anyway Dan… 12/08/2014 on Would you rather +1
#38 - >2014 >Actually having Putin in your top 3 man crush…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on A dream come true 0
User avatar #41 - commontroll (12/08/2014) [-]
Go away Obama, you're just jealous that you're only the second most powerful, behind that beautiful, majestic man we know as Vlad.
#39974 - Let's do this 12/07/2014 on Pony Thread 15 0
#5 - Our culture IS gaming. What the **** are they goi… 12/07/2014 on so much for inclusivity,... 0
#8 - Here's a pic of my squad. I'm in the Ushanka and Balaclava, R … 12/07/2014 on dayz is the best 0
#7 - "N one but me" was supposed to be "No one… 12/07/2014 on dayz is the best 0
#6 - >They just so happen to be in the perfect spot for me to sh…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on dayz is the best 0
#8 - awesomenesss (12/07/2014) [-]
Here's a pic of my squad. I'm in the Ushanka and Balaclava, R is in the Boonie, G is in the Gorka helmet with Visor and N is Gorka helmet no Visor.
#5 - >Get a better view and the first guy I spotted killed the s…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on dayz is the best 0
#6 - awesomenesss (12/07/2014) [-]
>They just so happen to be in the perfect spot for me to shoot them
>Take 2 shots zeroed at 400 and miss both
>After a quick range find it's 500m
>Fucking hell. Adjust my zero and he drops after one shot
>Lost the second guy while I was zeroing
>G&N rush out to confirm the kill
>G says they both might be dead
>I say the second guy is still alive
>R rushes out because he thought they were both dead
>Meets the second guy and gets shot in the face
>Rage quits
>G&N run into the building to flank
>N turns the corner and all I hear is AK
>They killed eachother
>G loots while I cover and we GTFO
>Fin.

Later found out that G saw another guy in a field who he thought was the second guy. So that guy heard a big ass gunfight and probably pissed himself. R is still mad. gg no re.
#8 - awesomenesss (12/07/2014) [-]
Here's a pic of my squad. I'm in the Ushanka and Balaclava, R is in the Boonie, G is in the Gorka helmet with Visor and N is Gorka helmet no Visor.
#4 - STORY TIEEEEM! >Be me and my squad >Let's c…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2014 on dayz is the best 0
#7 - awesomenesss (12/07/2014) [-]
"N one but me" was supposed to be "No one"
#5 - awesomenesss (12/07/2014) [-]
>Get a better view and the first guy I spotted killed the second dude
>He's standing completely still looting the body
>boomheadshot.webm
>R decides to finally come help AFTER I killed the guy
>God dammit R
>Loot the guy and realize we never actually looted the base
>Head there and G spots a guy
>I see him and he's fucking naked with a blue hard hat
>Don't kill him he's a fre- *full auto AK* well alright then
>Right as the guy dies me and R crash
>After a couple more crashes I get back in
>Find a nice bush to snipe/hide in because G is fucking stupid and full auto'd an AK at a naked man
>Everyone is in a factory building in Vybor
>I say "Let's not stay in one place too long."
>G - "Oh shit two guys!"
>godfuckingdammit.png
#6 - awesomenesss (12/07/2014) [-]
>They just so happen to be in the perfect spot for me to shoot them
>Take 2 shots zeroed at 400 and miss both
>After a quick range find it's 500m
>Fucking hell. Adjust my zero and he drops after one shot
>Lost the second guy while I was zeroing
>G&N rush out to confirm the kill
>G says they both might be dead
>I say the second guy is still alive
>R rushes out because he thought they were both dead
>Meets the second guy and gets shot in the face
>Rage quits
>G&N run into the building to flank
>N turns the corner and all I hear is AK
>They killed eachother
>G loots while I cover and we GTFO
>Fin.

Later found out that G saw another guy in a field who he thought was the second guy. So that guy heard a big ass gunfight and probably pissed himself. R is still mad. gg no re.
#8 - awesomenesss (12/07/2014) [-]
Here's a pic of my squad. I'm in the Ushanka and Balaclava, R is in the Boonie, G is in the Gorka helmet with Visor and N is Gorka helmet no Visor.
#3 - That's the reason adding vehicles before they're complete is … 12/07/2014 on dayz is the best 0
#3 - I got a message like this and didn't realize it wasn't a Steam…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Warning for all Steam users +1
User avatar #4 - brickfest (12/07/2014) [-]
don't sing on the website? damn gg my items
#6 - holy **** I have good memories of singing this … 12/07/2014 on indian punjabi song! 0
#8 - Is.. is that a knock off Roccat?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2014 on FJ is Amazing 0
#51 - noonelikesdan (12/07/2014) [-]
Aula is a pretty shit company. I bought the keyboard & mouse combo from amazon, because it was cheap and the mouse that I was using at the time broke (never buying a R.A.T or madcatz keyboard again). and they were horrendous, the keyboard was bearable but the mouse euch, so uncomfy.
User avatar #9 - beastkenten (12/07/2014) [-]
Well, I don't know much about this, but Aula is a Chinese company. Most of the writing was in Chinese. So I just think it's just a Chinese brand, not a knock off, seeing as they are both popular gaming device companies with good reviews.

But again, I could be wrong. I know as much about this stuff as Helen Keller knew what the color blue was.
User avatar #20 - hellenkelller (12/07/2014) [-]
B...bwue?
#22 - beastkenten (12/07/2014) [-]
laughed harder than I care to admit
#9 - I love it. Binding of Isaac was the first game I put over 200 … 12/07/2014 on Binding of Isaac +5
#10 - >AOL  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on say it ain't so +9
User avatar #13 - popcornqueen (12/07/2014) [-]
It was the "family computer". My mom uses it for email. I just wanted to go to netflix, since that computer has the biggest screen.
#160 - What the **** is all over that car?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Australian Problems Pt 8 0
#181 - shredmaster (12/07/2014) [-]
Australia.
User avatar #177 - luftvaffel (12/07/2014) [-]
Bugs
#31 - God damn the memories. 12/04/2014 on Remember this? 0
#11 - Oh damn 12/04/2014 on Jizz? Jizz. 0
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