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#5 - Your waiters fw 03/18/2014 on she doesn't deserve a... 0
#24 - "Just an FYI: In a mirror, you can only kiss yourself on …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Top 21 Neil deGrasse Twitters +9
#57 - privatepumpanickel (03/19/2014) [-]
couldn't find a gif, halp
User avatar #30 - ihaveakeyboard (03/18/2014) [-]
I can kiss my hand, in the mirror, just not on the mirror
#6 - This is my Bearded Dragon, Puff. She's still just a baby 03/14/2014 on Lizards +1
#6 - Is that the dude from Epic Meal Time?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2014 on Wat 0
User avatar #8 - artimax (03/14/2014) [-]
Dude.. Not even close
#15 - Maybe if he wasn't a faggot he wouldn't get bullied. 03/14/2014 on Applejack > Rainbow Dash -4
#35 - I only play CoD with my older brother, and when we do play, he… 03/14/2014 on Only judge them if they... 0
#18 - Is it better to be remembered as evil, or to not be remembered at all?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on Hitler will be the top... +3
#32 - twofreegerbils (03/14/2014) [-]
mfw
User avatar #24 - nought (03/14/2014) [-]
I dunno, how about being responsible for 60 million people dying
#4 - He was obviously on his lunch break. 03/14/2014 on Jebus Christ 0
#3 - Nobody fires the JimJam. 03/14/2014 on Jebus Christ 0
#822 - I hope you do as much awesome **** as possible be… 03/13/2014 on This is it guys +2
#34 - I wish I could make stuff like this, but alas, I can only make dicks.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on Clay comp. +2
#35 - squilliams (03/12/2014) [-]
Don't sell yourself short, dicks are great!
#14 - but what if it was meant to be homo 03/12/2014 on Amazing system +1
#64 - Exactly, that's why I chose those words. 03/12/2014 on Our reaction when it's... -1
#61 - Dishonored was actually pretty alright.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2014 on Our reaction when it's... +1
User avatar #62 - hueyfreeman (03/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, "pretty alright", but not "good"
User avatar #78 - directasshault (03/12/2014) [-]
No I'm pretty sure the game was great
#64 - awesomenesss (03/12/2014) [-]
Exactly, that's why I chose those words.
#71 - Sorry, it wouldn't be spelled the same but pronounced in the same way.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2014 on In-flight chat +1
User avatar #81 - newforomador (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh, I didn't get the silent leading A part. I didn't know leading meant he was adding one to the beginning, I though he was making the first A in the word silent.
#69 - 11F says he wants to destroy all the vowels. 7A is displeased …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2014 on In-flight chat +8
#71 - awesomenesss (03/12/2014) [-]
Sorry, it wouldn't be spelled the same but pronounced in the same way.
User avatar #81 - newforomador (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh, I didn't get the silent leading A part. I didn't know leading meant he was adding one to the beginning, I though he was making the first A in the word silent.
#5 - "Yes but I spell 'devastating pile driver' with a silent…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/11/2014 on In-flight chat +293
User avatar #68 - newforomador (03/12/2014) [-]
I feel stupid for not getting it. Could you or somebody please explain.
#69 - awesomenesss (03/12/2014) [-]
11F says he wants to destroy all the vowels. 7A is displeased with the idea od all vowels being eradicated, so he threatens 11F with his "encyclopedia of wrestling moves" saying he is just itching to use them all. Then 11D tries to make a joke that he should use them in alphabetical order. 7A again threatens passenger 11D and F saying "Yes but I spell 'devastating pile driver' with a silent leading A." Which would mean that since the A is silent, it is still spelled the same, but thus would come first in his alphabet of wrestling moves.
#71 - awesomenesss (03/12/2014) [-]
Sorry, it wouldn't be spelled the same but pronounced in the same way.
User avatar #81 - newforomador (03/12/2014) [-]
Oh, I didn't get the silent leading A part. I didn't know leading meant he was adding one to the beginning, I though he was making the first A in the word silent.
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/12/2014) [-]
explain the joke?
User avatar #155 - rokkarokkaali (03/12/2014) [-]
He wants to perform the Devastating Pile Driver first so he spells it with an A (since he said he was going to do all the moves in alphabetical order)
User avatar #57 - homebray (03/12/2014) [-]
i really dont get it at all
User avatar #82 - newforomador (03/12/2014) [-]
It's been explained.
User avatar #99 - homebray (03/12/2014) [-]
k well i posted first
User avatar #36 - schmuxy (03/12/2014) [-]
had me in stitches for about 10 seconds, more than pretty much anything else on the internet has ever managed.
#14 - Care to tell some stories? 03/11/2014 on Long But True Story 0
#5 - "Caw caw *********** " 03/10/2014 on tumblr and some marvel and... 0
#56 - I have no idea honestly. I just needed a toothbrush and was li… 03/10/2014 on Good guy colgate 0
#26 - "The winner gets 20 yeahs" what  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2014 on That's not trolling +29
User avatar #29 - hates (03/10/2014) [-]
I'm guessing they're like "likes"
User avatar #56 - monkeysmist (03/10/2014) [-]
Pretty much. This is from Miiverse, their system of 'likes' is known as Yeahs
#49 - I have this exact toothbrush. I didn't know it was waterproof....  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2014 on Good guy colgate 0
User avatar #55 - mexicandudeinsd (03/10/2014) [-]
which model is it?
#56 - awesomenesss (03/10/2014) [-]
I have no idea honestly. I just needed a toothbrush and was like "Hey this one vibrates, cool." and bought it.
#3 - I'm 17 and I'm still terrified when this happens.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2014 on Abandon Shop +9
User avatar #6 - theviusking (03/07/2014) [-]
Im 17 too, Im just told to go get the thing that she needs for her, since i can run faster.
#4 - gustavodourado (03/07/2014) [-]
everyone is,but wymem dont understand the thing,they are just like,huhhh just wait a sec here
#21 - I was born in 97 and yes. I loved being able to **** … 03/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#23 - This is the first thing in a while I've legitimately laughed o… 03/07/2014 on Punchline +2

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