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#223 - **awesomenesss rolls 105** I've got all day.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2014 on first one to roll trips... 0
#224 - awesomenesss (11/09/2014) [-]
**awesomenesss rolls 256**
#226 - awesomenesss (11/09/2014) [-]
**awesomenesss rolls 770**
#227 - awesomenesss (11/09/2014) [-]
**awesomenesss rolls 379** So close
#222 - **awesomenesss rolls 057** Arthur Hubert, The Mighty  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2014 on first one to roll trips... 0
#223 - awesomenesss (11/09/2014) [-]
**awesomenesss rolls 105** I've got all day.
#224 - awesomenesss (11/09/2014) [-]
**awesomenesss rolls 256**
#226 - awesomenesss (11/09/2014) [-]
**awesomenesss rolls 770**
#227 - awesomenesss (11/09/2014) [-]
**awesomenesss rolls 379** So close
#18 - If you REALLY love somebody, learn their weaknesses. **… 11/09/2014 on Breakup 0vvna9e +2
#17 - Oh boy this sure looks like some gr8 b8 m8 11/09/2014 on Breakup 0vvna9e 0
#31 - [Maze Intesifies] 11/09/2014 on Ain't nobody got time for... 0
#41 - >implying I actually use potions and don't max out all of m… 11/09/2014 on Best bonus ever 0
#115 - It's still a ****** program. It deletes save file… 11/09/2014 on The ignorance is strong... +1
#113 - If you're in the UK then no. If you're in the US then from wha… 11/09/2014 on The ignorance is strong... +1
#67 - From what I've read, they won't be releasing future titles on … 11/09/2014 on The ignorance is strong... 0
#61 - I personally love the Assassin's Creed and Far Cry series. If … 11/09/2014 on The ignorance is strong... +3
#60 - Ubisoft recently decided that it's upcoming releases (Far Cry …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/09/2014 on The ignorance is strong... +3
User avatar #98 - solarisofcelestia (11/09/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you.
#88 - anonymous (11/09/2014) [-]
Uplay has been out for a while. FC3 uses it. even if you guy the game through Steam it still launches.
#115 - awesomenesss (11/09/2014) [-]
It's still a shitty program. It deletes save files regularly so if you don't back up your fucked. Also I've heard multiple complaints that it caused some kind of hard drive crash or something like that.
#75 - trollnoscopy (11/09/2014) [-]
do you know if pre-purchases on steam are still getting them?
#113 - awesomenesss (11/09/2014) [-]
If you're in the UK then no. If you're in the US then from what I can tell yes. Their upcoming games are still on the Steam store in US so unless they take them down you should be good.
#88 - **awesomenesss rolls 2,724** dubs checkum 11/09/2014 on 4chan 0
#51 - I went to a ren fair when I was a wee lad. I got a kick ass wo… 11/08/2014 on I'm Invincible 0
#91 - I go to a local animal/aquarium shop. Petco is overpriced, alt… 11/08/2014 on He would love to "snake"... 0
#2 - Husky is best dog.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2014 on The Schäferhund would... +37
#24 - syshusky (11/08/2014) [-]
#4 - ampy (11/08/2014) [-]
I want a Northern Inuit Dog, they look so cool!
User avatar #23 - aldkai (11/08/2014) [-]
You mean a wolf?
#8 - $8 for a goddamn baby rat? That's ******* expensi…  [+] (19 new replies) 11/08/2014 on He would love to "snake"... +64
#148 - niggernazi (11/08/2014) [-]
>actually owning a fucking vermin as pet

Snakes are only good for one thing, and that is to chop it in half and watch it die like the worthless shit it is.
User avatar #140 - syntheticdoll (11/08/2014) [-]
There are people who just let you take them for free (usually accidental birth, like bough a wrong gender)
User avatar #101 - WolfPrince (11/08/2014) [-]
You know you can buy frozen rats for cheeper?
Feeding them alive is kinda cruel.
User avatar #156 - fables (11/08/2014) [-]
it's cruel, but many snakes won't eat f/t mice or rats. and it'd also be cruel to let them starve to death. which would be much slower than the death of a mouse.
User avatar #163 - WolfPrince (11/08/2014) [-]
They will eat frozen mice, I guarantee it.
Either you have done it wrong or haven't tried hard enough bro.
User avatar #164 - fables (11/08/2014) [-]
lol, no. if the snake has been fed live mice for the majority of its life and then suddenly someone tries feeding it f/t, it will more than likely not take it.
I did volunteer work for a reptile rescue and yeah, the guy fed most of them f/t rats and rabbits... but some will not take anything that is not live.
especially things like this cobra he had, it wouldn't eat anything but live. which sucked for obvious reasons.
User avatar #185 - WolfPrince (11/08/2014) [-]
From my experience working with snakes, since they aren't the brightest animals, if you pretend its alive be warming it up, moving it around and sometimes cutting it they cant tell the difference.
In my experiance.
User avatar #90 - brewswillis (11/08/2014) [-]
i never had any rats or mice, but its not unusual for "baby animals" to cost more. more time left to live for them = more fun with your pet, the older they are. the cheaper they become. and keep in mind the baby rats were not intended as food.
User avatar #66 - zoologyexplain (11/08/2014) [-]
What Petco are you going to that it's $3? I've been to petcos in 3 states and they were all $12.99 each for one large rat.
I'd be so broke by now. Rodentpro, Big Cheese, Perfect Prey, etc. is where it's at. I got 260 rats for $250 during a sale at Rodentpro.
#91 - awesomenesss (11/08/2014) [-]
I go to a local animal/aquarium shop. Petco is overpriced, although I'd love to work at one, or any pet shop.
User avatar #38 - aznfanta (11/08/2014) [-]
i think he paid 100 for how he used them without his friend knowing.
#10 - captainwow (11/08/2014) [-]
I used to pay $8 for a three-pack of adult mice to feed my boa. Now I pay about $14 for three small rats since he's gotten bigger. Maybe he wanted to raise the rats into adults, since they'd be cheaper in the long run?

Know what, it's just easier to call this whole thing fake. Funny, but fake.
#9 - zyketor (11/08/2014) [-]
Full grown Large Domestic Fancy Rats are $3-4 at Petco.

Seriously, that $8 thing makes me think this entire conversation is 100% fake.
User avatar #60 - fables (11/08/2014) [-]
petco sells fancy MICE for $3. rats cost much more
#31 - anonymous (11/08/2014) [-]
Do you seriously buy pet rats for feed? Fancy rats aren't feed rats, man.

Also, they're typically 10-15 dollars. Where are you getting 3-4? Does your petco just breed them under the floors and scoop them out when you buy them or something?
#17 - threenoblesouls (11/08/2014) [-]
And you would buy 20 at a time either. Too much of a hassle to care for them. Just get em fresh, store takes care of them for you until you need them. 1 will last a medium snake for a long time. Several days I'm assuming.
#18 - threenoblesouls (11/08/2014) [-]
*wouldn't
User avatar #16 - onyxxx (11/08/2014) [-]
Where I'm from, rats are at least $10.00, but most places they're closer to $20.00.
User avatar #12 - kinokun (11/08/2014) [-]
depends on the breed. you can get a mut for free but a pacific breed will cost you.
#14 - Because it's better than the ********* people cal… 11/08/2014 on is Pepsi -7
#9 - How about you shut your whore mouth and let us dream. 11/07/2014 on What happened to this? +130
#5 - I can't think of a way to disprove this theory, although I'm n… 11/06/2014 on God like 0
#11 - I might actually play a GTA game if the first person is good... 11/05/2014 on Master Race 0
#23 - Maybe it's just the area I live in. It's usually the younger o…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2014 on You fucked up meow +3
User avatar #24 - sketchE (11/05/2014) [-]
well the new guys usually get the shit assignments. you know that area where people are going to shoot you for being a cop? yep you get to work there for three years
#21 - I'm pretty sure everyone hates cops.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/05/2014 on You fucked up meow -5
User avatar #116 - emptysuperman (11/05/2014) [-]
Naw, just edgy faggots.
#89 - apurpleliger (11/05/2014) [-]
I don't hate cops
User avatar #22 - sketchE (11/05/2014) [-]
why? ive only met one asshole cop and he was completely within his job the entire time. the only time ive ever seen a cop be an asshole is when my friend who hates cops because hes been pulled over multiple times for driving like a maniac got pulled over
#158 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
hur durr im white and cops are always nice to me etc etc
User avatar #182 - sketchE (11/05/2014) [-]
cool story bro. mind telling it again sometime. when someone cares?
#23 - awesomenesss (11/05/2014) [-]
Maybe it's just the area I live in. It's usually the younger ones you are assholes, the older guys are cool as fuck.
User avatar #24 - sketchE (11/05/2014) [-]
well the new guys usually get the shit assignments. you know that area where people are going to shoot you for being a cop? yep you get to work there for three years
#20 - Picture 11/05/2014 on You fucked up meow +2
#6 - "Literally raped" I need the sauce... for science.  [+] (11 new replies) 11/04/2014 on tumblr shit +149
User avatar #10 - ScottP (11/04/2014) [-]
She was raped in the most literal of gaming terms
User avatar #7 - applesaucers (11/04/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmwkXZY3Mug

Looked it up because i was curious too shit was blown out of proportion that's relatively tame as trash talk goes.
User avatar #122 - sinonyx (11/04/2014) [-]
for people confused at where the "rape joke" is

the beginning of the video
"just let it happen it'll be over soon"
"wow you like that"
User avatar #84 - lapsushominum (11/04/2014) [-]
I watched the video and I can't even located said rape joke. Doesn't surprise me.
User avatar #43 - jjamesgordon (11/04/2014) [-]
Thank you so much. Is that for the Wii U? Cuz that makes me wanna get a Wii U. I loved Killer Instinct.
User avatar #44 - jaggedherp (11/04/2014) [-]
XBONE exclusive
User avatar #46 - jjamesgordon (11/04/2014) [-]
WHY GOD
WHY.
User avatar #53 - jaggedherp (11/04/2014) [-]
Microsoft owns the KI IP, that's why.
User avatar #54 - jjamesgordon (11/04/2014) [-]
Nooooo.
#36 - karvarausku (11/04/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled image** Literally raped eh?
User avatar #21 - RaciallyDiverse (11/04/2014) [-]
literally didn't understand what was supposed to be offensive about that until it was pointed out
there is absolutely nothing wrong with anything he said, nothing remotely sexually suggestive unless you're trying to sexualize everything like a 12 year old
#2 - Ovongors Ossomble 11/04/2014 on TFW Superheroes. +168

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