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Date Signed Up:8/29/2010
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#20 - RIP Jay, may you find glorious bitches in the afterlife. 04/14/2014 on Best memorial 0
#16 - He means Hon Sala. He's a new character.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2014 on Worth it! +6
#18 - Lunchboxman (04/14/2014) [-]
Yes, and Dorth Vooder.
#7 - but who was game? 04/13/2014 on (untitled) +11
#3 - How many drugs are you on? 04/13/2014 on They grow up so fast.. 0
#12 - Just recently got into Arma 3 Battle Royale. It's fun as fuck.… 04/13/2014 on He didn't quickscope 0
#57 - Speaking as someone who was actually depressed (not the stupid…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Someone had to say it 0
#62 - quiescat (04/13/2014) [-]
excluding hormonal imbalance or some other factor not 100% your emotional state. i think depression is a reset button of sorts for the human brain. i find that you break down to the basics, so you start forcing your self to do stuff because you have to pee or your really hungry, this lets you slowly add on all the other shit you once had. the major reason there is such swing in symptoms for depression is i think some people need more of a reset then others, so some ones need to find the will to live, might just be some one else s crying or sleeping all day. this is why i think changes in a persons life can throw them to depression say kids leave the house, well all of a sudden the shit that was in your mind worth it, becomes extra bullshit you don't want. the inverse is true as well i think IE good things can break depression. humans are fucked up, so bad things might make a person not depressed what do you do.
#19 - Based OP better tap dat ass. 04/13/2014 on I'm sick and just want to... +2
#36 - Flying insects creep me the fuck out. 04/12/2014 on It's Beautiful 0
#54 - i'll shank ye m8 i swer on me mum 04/10/2014 on 3Spoopy +2
#19 - They are god damn MUTANT TURTLES. They're not supposed to look normal.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2014 on 3Spoopy +1
#53 - rustmcrust (04/10/2014) [-]
not a good excuse for horrible character design
#54 - awesomenesss (04/10/2014) [-]
i'll shank ye m8 i swer on me mum
#146 - People are judging this film based solely on how the TMNT look…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2014 on Just saiyan... 0
#176 - erawrozar (04/09/2014) [-]
The trailer itself just seems to want to show off Megan Fox for sex appeal. As a fan of the original show and the remake, I can't help but think Megan Fox is a terrible choice for Ms. O'Neil.

Not to mention White Shredder >.>
User avatar #162 - thatguyontheright (04/09/2014) [-]
Michael Bay, doesn't have a good track record for making good movies, and yet still gets work because his movies somehow make money.
#11 - Well you are "braindead"  [+] (21 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Check Comment #1 +13
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User avatar #16 - EmoHairflip (04/08/2014) [-]
Quit trying
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#25 - swaggerwagon (04/08/2014) [-]
stop trying to be a shit tier troll and just go home man.
#26 - braindeadmetalhead has deleted their comment.
#51 - darkbreezex (04/08/2014) [-]
They aren't assuming you're a troll.

It's just really fucking shitty of you as a person to ruin the joke for everyone.
Okay, so maybe it ISN'T the most legit post, that doesn't mean it isn't funny, that doesn't mean we can't make jokes about it.

I just hope you're happy knowing you're one of those annoying fuckers at the bar that ruins the joke for everyone by pointing out a flaw.

*roll picture*
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#55 - darkbreezex (04/08/2014) [-]
It's not that your some random person. We share a community here, and some of us take fine time reading through the many different comments that come up here.

I'll just ask, what do you gain from it? What do you gain from not adding to the joke? What do you get from just being a spoil-sport?

I mean, I get it, you find it absolutely necessary to point out the this picture, which is obviously fake, is fake. Good for you, I'm glad that you did.
I guess it's just I go on here for Funny stuff, cause it's funnyjunk... not Analyticalsuperiorityjunk.
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#58 - darkbreezex (04/08/2014) [-]
Admittedly, it's a bit much to let someone else spoil something for someone else.

But why do what you did?
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#60 - darkbreezex (04/08/2014) [-]
Well, I guess there's no changing it, though I do think it's a bit prude of you.
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#63 - darkbreezex (04/08/2014) [-]
Actually, more people than just yourself have done it, each of them met with negative reaction.
It's not enjoyable.
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#65 - darkbreezex (04/08/2014) [-]
Well, maybe to you it is, then again..

You're on the barrel-end of the gun. You've been hit by the negative impact, but if you just look at in this reasoning.
You tell a pretty decent joke that everyone gets a chuckle out of, and everyone is adding little quips of funny additions... and then someone walks up, and simply points out a flaw in your joke.
It's called killing a joke.
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#56 - darkbreezex (04/08/2014) [-]
#24 - anonymous (04/08/2014) [-]
cant tell if retarded or just aspie neckbeard
User avatar #39 - assassindash (04/08/2014) [-]
Careful, you might summon hordes of fedoras....
#176 - I really enjoy this DRM, pay to win, EA game! 04/05/2014 on You know what to do. +3
#11 - Please glorious thegayman. Please give us more. Our lives, and… 04/02/2014 on the Highventures of Kyle -... 0
#50 - Torchic/Blaziken masterrace All this being said, I rea…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on Pokeman 3 return of the... 0
User avatar #51 - burdenedsoul (04/02/2014) [-]
i do as well, it would be amazing to see gen 3 with current game mechanics
#28 - GEN 3 WAS AND STILL IS BEST GEN  [+] (10 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Pokeman 3 return of the... +19
#37 - burdenedsoul (04/02/2014) [-]
gen 2 was best for me, but gen 3 is a VERY close second

love me some quilava
User avatar #40 - captainpatters (04/02/2014) [-]
Gen 2 is my least favourite.

I think Gen 4 is my favourite with the rest close behind.

I know Gen 1 like the back of my hand.
User avatar #42 - burdenedsoul (04/02/2014) [-]
gen 2 was best, then gen 3 and then gen 1

gen 4 had some ok ones, like garchomp, gen 5 is just dumb, gen 6... what are you doing, gen 6, stahp
User avatar #43 - captainpatters (04/02/2014) [-]
I liked gen 5 and 6.

Some of the pokemon are dumb sure but most of them are useful. thats my main issue with gen 2, they added a small amount of pokemon and alot of them were useless. (babies and stuff like dunsparce)

Gameplay wise I wasn't a fan of how low levelled the whole game was and only whitney (fuck that bitch) and the elite four gave me any trouble. I love all the games and have been playing them since I was 6 but Gen 2 always seemed like a weak link between the masterful 1st Gen and 3rd Gen.
User avatar #44 - burdenedsoul (04/02/2014) [-]
true, but after all these are opinions we're throwing around here, so none of it really matters

as for why thewindmagevaati thumbed you down for posting your opinion is beyond me, and he should return and either thumb you back to zero, or thumb you to +1
User avatar #52 - captainpatters (04/02/2014) [-]
I wasnt going in here to attempt to convert your heathen ways. I was just throwing in my thoughts.
User avatar #45 - thewindmagevaati (04/02/2014) [-]
Sorry it was kinda reaction...Gen two was my favorite. I'll go right my wrong then.
User avatar #46 - burdenedsoul (04/02/2014) [-]
as it was mine, and i love quilava, my absolute favorite pokemon

and thank you kindly
#50 - awesomenesss (04/02/2014) [-]
Torchic/Blaziken masterrace All this being said, I really hope they do a gen 3 remake
User avatar #51 - burdenedsoul (04/02/2014) [-]
i do as well, it would be amazing to see gen 3 with current game mechanics
#63 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2014 on captain canada! 0
#66 - mrspookygunship Comment deleted by awesomenesss
#267 - And here's Thor :3 I love them both to death. 04/02/2014 on Cutest Pet Pictures 0
#265 - This is one of my reptiles, Puff. 04/02/2014 on Cutest Pet Pictures 0
#19 - I'm not upset about the fact they can run faster now, I actual… 03/31/2014 on Day Z in a nutshell 0
#11 - I know it's an alpha but god damn. They need to get their zomb… 03/31/2014 on Day Z in a nutshell 0
#8 - The new zombie update is bullshit imo. They run too fast and t…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Day Z in a nutshell +1
User avatar #38 - bradwulf (03/31/2014) [-]
Ah yet you forget, though they have mastered the 4th dimension they are still baffled by stairs basically get up some stairs, you'll be fine
#58 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [-]
Actually, that has been fixed some time ago. I had that same idea, and was quite shocked to see the ugly fucker come up after me.

The stairs are not safe. Hide.
User avatar #16 - thenewgizmobox (03/31/2014) [-]
yeah, for fucks sake it makes getting any actual weapons as a fresh spawn damned near impossible. i honestly can't wait for the ability to shut the door in their stupid fucking faces and not have them phase through. also the option to barracade a door would be appreciated.
User avatar #12 - coolioshades (03/31/2014) [-]
You need to picture these zombies like a group of people on massive adrenaline rushes. The infection they have has likely stopped them from feeling pain and therefore can push their muscles to the max. They run fast and hit hard but that's up to the survivor to adapt to.
#19 - awesomenesss (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm not upset about the fact they can run faster now, I actually thought that was a nice addition. I'm upset that they didn't fix the whole "running through walls" thing before making them run faster and hit harder.
User avatar #17 - strangemoo (03/31/2014) [-]
Yeah but..
Humans can't just phase through walls and neither can them.
#10 - nexdemise (03/31/2014) [-]
Try complaining about it on the forums. You'll get eaten alive by the "muh alpha" crowd.
#11 - awesomenesss (03/31/2014) [-]
I know it's an alpha but god damn. They need to get their zombie priorities straight.
#7 - I've been alive on the same character for like a week and a ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Day Z in a nutshell 0
#59 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [-]
So you're the kind of guy that shortens the average lifespan. Good job, dickwad.
#35 - I will wait. As long as it takes. 03/30/2014 on Simple yet funny +1
#171 - Post-fap regret is a terrible thing. 03/29/2014 on it's really creepy to. 0

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