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#176 - i just started demons souls a few days a go, with pretty low e… 02/05/2015 on (untitled) 0
#91 - well **** 02/05/2015 on The real meaning 0
#88 - not by the end of it.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on First Hentai-World Problems +4
#172 - trevanman (02/05/2015) [-]
by the end she started to enjoy herself.

even if three dudes fucked her simultaneously. in different holes.
dicks probably touched other dicks that day
#63 - awwww **** yesss, Adventure Quest.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on 2spooqt pie me +2
User avatar #87 - deliciousdee (02/05/2015) [-]
To be fair, that's DragonFable.
#65 - "Sadly only one cookie remained in the store." &…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Ha! +252
#232 - lazyconker (02/05/2015) [-]
Kenny is that you?
User avatar #186 - chokolocco (02/05/2015) [-]
that Gif is so cray cray
#4 - that was really confusing. the whole time i was thinking about…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Kicks 0
User avatar #9 - zonryu (02/06/2015) [-]
there are like 2 kicks in DS2 and one of them is a drop kick
#26 - thanks. 02/04/2015 on Skinning 0
#24 - i'm curently dm'ing my first ever dnd game, and i hadn't even …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Skinning 0
User avatar #25 - angelojuusan (02/04/2015) [-]
Also plausible. Being the DM, what you say goes.
User avatar #26 - avyon (02/04/2015) [-]
thanks.
#19 - dndexplain i summon thee how does one calculate skinn…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Skinning 0
User avatar #23 - angelojuusan (02/04/2015) [-]
I can help!

There's a skill called Survival, most DMs will just have you roll that.
#24 - avyon (02/04/2015) [-]
i'm curently dm'ing my first ever dnd game, and i hadn't even considered that skinning might be a skill, so no one rolled for it.

should i just let them improve it with practice?
User avatar #25 - angelojuusan (02/04/2015) [-]
Also plausible. Being the DM, what you say goes.
User avatar #26 - avyon (02/04/2015) [-]
thanks.
#74 - i still remember getting the mask of light 02/04/2015 on Bionicle Facts #1 Basics +1
#90 - fallow your heart. 02/04/2015 on 120 MPH Crash +3
#59 - i didn't realize that the joke was supposed to be about camouf… 02/04/2015 on scary floating bag in the... +9
#86 - that tumblr one about naming a child lizard just remiinds me w… 02/04/2015 on here's your comp admin +1
#214 - i've played hundreds of games, and portal 2 is still one of my… 02/04/2015 on Awwwww shit +2
#154 - **** ! i've been reading it wrong for over a year.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on Draw with you eyes 0
#158 - floran (02/04/2015) [-]
check yourself before you wreck yourself
#46 - yeah, i have one. my friend who is a necromancer / slaver, wan…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on Sexual Harassment 0
User avatar #47 - dndxplain (02/04/2015) [-]
well, while there's a general recipe for making one, it's largely up to the DM
a phylactry is literally just a horcrux from harry potter, under the more proper name.
give him this, and if you personally have any homebrewed changes, tell him that:
www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?29570-Complete-Lich-Your-Guide-to-Immortality-and-Beyond
#43 - dude, i just started a d&d game (i'm currently the DM), an…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Sexual Harassment 0
User avatar #45 - dndxplain (02/04/2015) [-]
I'm happy to help, even though I didn't mean to do it! I'm glad that you're enjoying yourself and I'm available if you have any questions!
User avatar #46 - avyon (02/04/2015) [-]
yeah, i have one. my friend who is a necromancer / slaver, wants to know exactly how a phylactery works.
User avatar #47 - dndxplain (02/04/2015) [-]
well, while there's a general recipe for making one, it's largely up to the DM
a phylactry is literally just a horcrux from harry potter, under the more proper name.
give him this, and if you personally have any homebrewed changes, tell him that:
www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?29570-Complete-Lich-Your-Guide-to-Immortality-and-Beyond
#41 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Sexual Harassment +1
User avatar #42 - dndxplain (02/04/2015) [-]
I think I'm in love
#43 - avyon (02/04/2015) [-]
dude, i just started a d&d game (i'm currently the DM), and i you were pat of the inspiration. everyone it the group has never played before, and we are already going to play again on Friday. thank you for helping me find this awesome game.
User avatar #45 - dndxplain (02/04/2015) [-]
I'm happy to help, even though I didn't mean to do it! I'm glad that you're enjoying yourself and I'm available if you have any questions!
User avatar #46 - avyon (02/04/2015) [-]
yeah, i have one. my friend who is a necromancer / slaver, wants to know exactly how a phylactery works.
User avatar #47 - dndxplain (02/04/2015) [-]
well, while there's a general recipe for making one, it's largely up to the DM
a phylactry is literally just a horcrux from harry potter, under the more proper name.
give him this, and if you personally have any homebrewed changes, tell him that:
www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?29570-Complete-Lich-Your-Guide-to-Immortality-and-Beyond
#127 - Forian isss ssscared.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Draw with you eyes +2
#152 - floran (02/04/2015) [-]
Floran*

#154 - avyon (02/04/2015) [-]
shit! i've been reading it wrong for over a year.
#158 - floran (02/04/2015) [-]
check yourself before you wreck yourself
#39 - Quiet, pinkname.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Sexual Harassment +2
#40 - uninstall (02/04/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#48 - clavatninenine (02/04/2015) [-]
here. take my webm version.
#49 - uninstall (02/04/2015) [-]
time to go shitpost more efficiently
thanks friend
#41 - avyon (02/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #42 - dndxplain (02/04/2015) [-]
I think I'm in love
#43 - avyon (02/04/2015) [-]
dude, i just started a d&d game (i'm currently the DM), and i you were pat of the inspiration. everyone it the group has never played before, and we are already going to play again on Friday. thank you for helping me find this awesome game.
User avatar #45 - dndxplain (02/04/2015) [-]
I'm happy to help, even though I didn't mean to do it! I'm glad that you're enjoying yourself and I'm available if you have any questions!
User avatar #46 - avyon (02/04/2015) [-]
yeah, i have one. my friend who is a necromancer / slaver, wants to know exactly how a phylactery works.
User avatar #47 - dndxplain (02/04/2015) [-]
well, while there's a general recipe for making one, it's largely up to the DM
a phylactry is literally just a horcrux from harry potter, under the more proper name.
give him this, and if you personally have any homebrewed changes, tell him that:
www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?29570-Complete-Lich-Your-Guide-to-Immortality-and-Beyond
#915 - i hop that works for you. as for me, people usually mock me wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +2
#938 - skeletorexplains (02/04/2015) [-]
I'll think on it, I'm honestly in a bad mood on you and i don't wanna take it out on you.
#898 - I bout a gaming computer a few years ago, so i can run most ga…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +2
#904 - skeletorexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
I notice everyone, But i have a gaming PC as well (It took me a month to build because i'm an idiot and this was my first one, I just my first upgrade for it installed, Looks great.)

Maybe i need more graphics to play it? I'm investing in 2 980's mid year.
#915 - avyon (02/03/2015) [-]
i hop that works for you. as for me, people usually mock me when they learn i have a pre-build. but it works for games, and i didn't have the time to build one from scratch.

want to swap steam id's so we can game together?
#938 - skeletorexplains (02/04/2015) [-]
I'll think on it, I'm honestly in a bad mood on you and i don't wanna take it out on you.
#879 - It's planetary Annihilation. it's pretty fun, but a little costly.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +2
#883 - skeletorexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
I have it. I was in the kickstarter, but my machine can't even run it.

How the fuck did you manage to nuke the planet like that?...
#898 - avyon (02/03/2015) [-]
I bout a gaming computer a few years ago, so i can run most games.

I cant believe skeletorexplains noticed me : D
#904 - skeletorexplains (02/03/2015) [-]
I notice everyone, But i have a gaming PC as well (It took me a month to build because i'm an idiot and this was my first one, I just my first upgrade for it installed, Looks great.)

Maybe i need more graphics to play it? I'm investing in 2 980's mid year.
#915 - avyon (02/03/2015) [-]
i hop that works for you. as for me, people usually mock me when they learn i have a pre-build. but it works for games, and i didn't have the time to build one from scratch.

want to swap steam id's so we can game together?
#938 - skeletorexplains (02/04/2015) [-]
I'll think on it, I'm honestly in a bad mood on you and i don't wanna take it out on you.
#870 - Thanks 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +1
#868 - nice! 02/03/2015 on What are you doing today? +1

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User avatar #71 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
zahidlol said you're a faggot.



also that you like starbound
User avatar #75 to #71 - zahidlol (06/27/2015) [-]
FINALLY!

THANK YOU!
User avatar #72 to #71 - avyon (06/26/2015) [-]
Zahidlol doesn't have a right to call me a fagot. but yea i like starbound. i won't be able to play today, because i am DM'ing at 2,p.m. Pacific Time
User avatar #73 to #72 - dndxplain ONLINE (06/26/2015) [-]
ah nah son, it's not a tabletop game like thing. it's just play-by-post
#74 to #73 - avyon (06/26/2015) [-]
I know what starbound is

i'm just saying i'm busy at the moment.
#69 - zahidlol (04/06/2015) [-]
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#63 - zahidlol (01/19/2015) [-]
for austin
for austin
#61 - zahidlol (01/19/2015) [-]
at first this 			*****		 had the pursuers helmet on
at first this ***** had the pursuers helmet on
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