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Gender: female
Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, DS
Video Games Played: Oblivion, Skyrim, Modern Warfare III, Fable, Black Ops, Dragon Age
X-box Gamertag: lAviatrixl
Interests: rock climbing, SCUBA, soccer, softball, hiking, travel, science, math, FREEDOM, the navy
Date Signed Up:12/13/2011
Last Login:10/30/2014
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Hi, I'm Avi. I like things that move fast. I am studying Mechanical Engineering and I am slowly losing my mind.

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#120 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2014 on hail satan +2
User avatar #179 - northway (20 hours ago) [-]
I guess he always post in CAP because his/hers username is posting loudly, and suddenly he just post "oh" without cap
#133 - You.... you monster 10/28/2014 on Gore Compilation 0
#48 - What a bitch, leading him on like that. Woman logic, amirite? 10/28/2014 on How not to handle rejection +2
#18 - Feelsgoodman on period cramps.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on Feels goo +3
#24 - lefiddlesticks (10/27/2014) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** gross
#20 - Glad you understand (: 10/27/2014 on Not so fast, asshole. +8
#18 - Hey **** you I happen to love my car.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Not so fast, asshole. +8
User avatar #19 - capslockrage (10/27/2014) [-]
Well, some people like ugly things, that's fine
User avatar #20 - aviatrix (10/27/2014) [-]
Glad you understand (:
#7 - >Be me, 20 >Have a 2000 Firebird ragtop convertible …  [+] (12 new replies) 10/27/2014 on Not so fast, asshole. +57
User avatar #21 - blurpleman (10/27/2014) [-]
Went to Universal with buddy.
He has a 1974 260zx
2 Suvs parked in a way with space in between but they are like on the line barely over.
Some girls soccer team or friends.
Buddy parks right in between.
*Like a Glove*
User avatar #16 - capslockrage (10/27/2014) [-]
>2000 Firebird
>beaut

pick one dude
User avatar #18 - aviatrix (10/27/2014) [-]
Hey fuck you I happen to love my car.
User avatar #19 - capslockrage (10/27/2014) [-]
Well, some people like ugly things, that's fine
User avatar #20 - aviatrix (10/27/2014) [-]
Glad you understand (:
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/27/2014) [-]
He should have crushed your garbage, ugly, waste of gas car.
User avatar #12 - srhkid (10/27/2014) [-]
I got an old F250, diesel. And I make sure I park way out of the way to avoid being an asshole.. yeah my truck takes up two spaces but I park in the very back of the parking lot so its okay. i think its okay to park a million miles away if you need to take 2 spaces
#10 - asdffes (10/27/2014) [-]
be careful when messing with big trucks...a buddy of mine used to have a 2500 diesel and when he found asshole parking he would throw a tow strap around the axle and drag the car a few miles down the road for shits and giggles

regardless, never key a mans car and that guy was a dick.
User avatar #27 - ronyx (10/27/2014) [-]
Isn't that stealing?
#29 - asdffes (10/27/2014) [-]
more like aggressive parking relocation...but yeah, probably.
#28 - magmon (10/27/2014) [-]
Only if they catch you.
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#49 - It's not fair, it's just a perk. Nothing anyone can change wi… 10/27/2014 on Feminist Logic +1
#111 - Engineering majors IRL 10/26/2014 on School Majors +5

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#33 - captnsweden (09/13/2014) [-]
your hot
User avatar #34 to #33 - aviatrix ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Hi thanks. What brings you to my profile?
User avatar #35 to #34 - captnsweden (09/13/2014) [-]
your profile pic brah
User avatar #36 to #35 - aviatrix ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
dyel breh?
User avatar #37 to #36 - captnsweden (09/13/2014) [-]
whats dyel brah?
User avatar #38 to #37 - aviatrix ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Do you even lift?
User avatar #39 to #38 - captnsweden (09/13/2014) [-]
no but i masturbate quite often. (my shlong is really big so i kinda lift some heavy weight there)
User avatar #40 to #39 - aviatrix ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
So a pumped right (or maybe you're left-handed) arm and an allegedly big dick. I've seen better.
#41 to #40 - captnsweden (09/13/2014) [-]
I use both hands to fap
User avatar #42 to #41 - aviatrix ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Still skipping leg day.
#43 to #42 - captnsweden (09/13/2014) [-]
I actually ride bike sometimes because my car isnt driveable yet

>tfw poor
User avatar #44 to #43 - aviatrix ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Riveting. I'm not sure what the point of this conversation is. Were you trying to unnerve me about masturbation or something? Giving a compliment? I'm confused.
User avatar #45 to #44 - captnsweden (09/13/2014) [-]
nah im just *********** bro.
User avatar #46 to #45 - aviatrix ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Okay well now it's getting awkward so I'mma blow this popsicle stand.
User avatar #30 - rheago ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Yer hawt
User avatar #31 to #30 - aviatrix ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
thx breh
User avatar #32 to #31 - aviatrix ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
I try.
User avatar #24 - gunni (03/21/2014) [-]
Are you in the navy?
User avatar #25 to #24 - aviatrix ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
Eh..... no. Not really. I'm in ROTC. I hate telling people "Yeah, I'm in the Navy". Because I haven't done **** .

I'm just super motivated.
User avatar #26 to #25 - gunni (03/29/2014) [-]
Oh, we've got something similar to that, called the Reserveoffiziere or Reserveoffizieranwärter. They usually serve for 3 years and then rank up when they get their bachelor's and master's degree. We usual officers get those degrees in our serving time.
Do you go out with your corps on exercises?
But I haven't done **** either, I just joined in July
User avatar #27 to #26 - aviatrix ONLINE (03/29/2014) [-]
Yup. Mostly in the summer we go out in the big boy Navy and do training/exercises. Are you from Germany?
User avatar #28 to #27 - gunni (03/29/2014) [-]
Yup, serving in the Army as an officer's candidate.
Summer is always great for training
But I'll start studying at the University of the German federal armed forces in October, four years for my psychology bachelor's and master's. From what I've heard that subject is a piece of cake. Our comrades can do Mechanical Engineering, too but the drop out rate is about 50% and if you fail your studies you're a civilian again
So I picked psychology which is damn easy.
My branch in the army will be the Military Police but it's rather likely that I'll become a psychologist because my training is so expensive
What will you do after you finished university?
User avatar #29 to #28 - aviatrix ONLINE (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm studying Mechanical Engineering as a matter of fact---third year. After I finish next year, I'll be active in the Navy for at least five years, hopefully flying planes around. But they'll send me where they need me.
User avatar #22 - itrinx (10/19/2012) [-]
You're beautifull. Have a nice day you deserve it. But today only.
User avatar #23 to #22 - aviatrix ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
You know what? I think I will now. Thank you. I hope this day is equally nice for you. Maybe tomorrow too. But that's it.
User avatar #21 - AznPeople (10/11/2012) [-]
Oh wow, I completely lost track of time... Whoops!
User avatar #3 - AznPeople (08/07/2012) [-]
Tell me the name of that Buddhism book please.
User avatar #4 to #3 - aviatrix ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
It's called Buddha in Your Backpack.

It's focused on teen life so it gets irrelevant sometimes (I'm almost 20), but it's really a fabulous book. Super easy to understand and he does well in connecting it to your life.
User avatar #5 to #4 - AznPeople (08/08/2012) [-]
Much appreciated!

I'm assuming it'll correlate to my age well, saying that I'm only 15. I just wanted to know, because for being Buddhist myself, I just feel uneducated in philosophy or some of the smaller things. Man, being Buddhist is the bomb.

Again, thank you, friend!
User avatar #6 to #5 - aviatrix ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
Any time :)

Pretty sweet that you're a Buddhist.
User avatar #7 to #6 - AznPeople (08/08/2012) [-]
RIGHT?

And the best thing is that, I almost feel, you know, sort of atheist. And not saying atheism is the best way to go, but I just don't feel confined to a religion. Just how open it is to learning, leaving, returning, etc. I just see it as philosophy really. If that's completely appropriate to say. I don't mean to conflict with anyone, but I think that it's just great.
User avatar #8 to #7 - aviatrix ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
I know what you mean! The one thing I really liked about this book is that it said "There is no right religion". I love that interpretation is up to you. I don't go for anything spiritual really, but the philosophy behind the entire religion is awesome.
User avatar #9 to #8 - AznPeople (08/08/2012) [-]
Growing up in Buddhism is fantastic. I mean it gives you time to really think of how you act in public or how you treat other people. Majority of the people in my school need to grow up. Almost every guy is a real scum bag Steve to everyone, including their friends. It's frustrating. It's either that or Laotian customers drag on. Either one, I'm proud of the way I grew up.

I forgot to ask! Were/are you in any religion?
User avatar #10 to #9 - aviatrix ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
That sounds awesome. But no. I have no religion. I tried Christianity once but I just can't believe in anything spiritual, especially a concept like God.
User avatar #11 to #10 - AznPeople (08/08/2012) [-]
And that's perfectly fine! I'm actually pretty jelly of you right now, because I wasn't in a religion. I really respect their teachings, but it doesn't really make me the proudest person to admit I'm in a religion. And sometimes it starts havoc with people who are firm believers in Christianity or judaism. Something about religion pisses me off. I think it's the inability for others to say "Hey, my beliefs conflict yours, but quite frankly, I don't care." Though, I am being unfair by grouping a mass amount of people, but it's a peeeve and you know how that goes, anything eve relative to it is blown out of proportion. Sorry I talk si much, I haven't had a conversation regarding religion in awhile. You seem like a really cool person, or it's just because Inhave an easier time bonding to people way older than me. Either way, you're cool. Is your family in any type of religion or are you just experimenting by yourself?
User avatar #12 to #11 - aviatrix ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
Okay good now I can really talk. I don't like airing my views on politics or religion because I am REALLY AFRAID of conflict but you seem to be cool with my beliefs.

My mom was raised Catholic and wanted to be a nun, but then she just kind of grew out of it. My dad was raised Methodist and he still believes in God, but we were never forced to have any religion (except a few years of vacation bible school. lawlz) so we could choose for ourselves. My little brother is really into church, and the rest of us are cool with it but we're just like, "whatever".

I'm really turned off from organized religion because 1) all the judgement it implies and 2) how it's a source of "morality". I absolutely hate how each religion believes it is the one true religion. How the hell do they know that? Why are there so many millions of others who believe differently? And then I hate the amount of people who need to have a priest/rabbi/whatever telling them how to be a good person. We should be able to figure that out on our own; not being bribed with a promise of a happy afterlife.

So yeah all in all, I am not the type for organized religion. Sometimes I like to sit and think about what I believe, but most of it centers around Earth, nature, and humanity. Not larger things than that.
User avatar #13 to #12 - aviatrix ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
Woo that's a lot of words.

Also, you write very well for 15. I would have never guessed you were that young.
User avatar #14 to #13 - AznPeople (08/08/2012) [-]
That's really respectable! Honestly, I've never had a problem with others expressing their opinion on bigger topics or whatnot. I just let people say what they want to say.

That's cool that you don't mind someone in your family being more involved in religion that yourself, or not being forced into a religion by anyone.

I know what you mean by organized religion. Especially if you really aren't particularly fond of religion, or you don't find anything you can prosper from within a current religion. I personally think religion is what you can learn from it, as opposed to believing you can get something by simply praying, or ask for forgiveness. Not to contradict anyone, but "Born Again Christians" really catch my attention, because in real life, who's going to protect you from your sins that have already been caused?

That's why I have a lot of faith in Karma, but not so much the "resurrection" side of it. I just believe that, if you do something good, enough amount of times, that good will come out of it. If something bad happens, then something bad happens. Maybe you have bad luck or something. There's no way in this world that you can prevent something bad from happening. But you can find happiness in the good you do. Even if it's not something you feel so great in doing. If you do it enough times, then you'll find happiness in the small things you do for people. Personally, I like to volunteer for kids centers, runs, whatever you can think of, because I really do enjoy seeing a smile run across a kid's face and seeing that a parent get to go home with a satisfied kid, or something!

It really is the small things you can come to appreciate, that makes your life great.

How I got there, is more than me. I tend to rant, and if you do by chance decide to friend me, that's what I do. Soooooo. Lol...

Oh and that's admirable that you don't really look for more than the underlying messages, like philosophy and nature, that's how a lot of people should live, IMO
User avatar #16 to #14 - aviatrix ONLINE (08/09/2012) [-]
Karma is a weird situation for me. I believe in it in a very logical way, since I don't believe in fortune being an attainable thing. I believe that if you do enough good, it gets around to you; simply because that's how the world works. Like if you hold a door open for someone, it starts a chain of people holding open doors, until you walk into a building, someone else holding the door. ---That's a terrible example, but you get the point.

You seem to be the type of person I aspire to be in that your sense of Karma is that you find happiness in giving happiness. If there were more people out there like you, the world would be a perfect place.

Were you raised Buddhist? Or did you study it on your own? And not to profile or anything, but are you from an Asian country?

I am attending university, Miami University (of Ohio). I love it there. College life is truly an incredible experience. So much freedom and self-discover. And I agree with what you said on writing. I was always a strong writer in school (not to sound pretentious) and I loved that by putting words on page, you could be anything, say whatever you wanted. I want to enroll in some creative writing courses if I manage to ever find the time.
User avatar #17 to #16 - AznPeople (08/14/2012) [-]
Whoa, sorry for the long awaited response, I've been getting caught up with other things, sorry!

I understand what you're talking about with karma. I don't believe that things in life can be handed to you just by doing something positive, but I do believe that happiness can be given, nothing material, nothing purchasable, but just a fill of happiness from just doing something good. But i do understand where you stand your ground on that.

Also, sadly, we're far from a "perfect place". Speaking the truth, I'm not entirely blaming it on rap, jersey shore, and new hit culture that, maybe, recently sprouted, but it really has only lead up to misogyny or maybe fiscal irresponsibility.

Right now, I don't think it can be helped much, but, like your example you used for Karma, "Paying it forward", maybe if we help someone do something, they'll help someone do something else to their best extent, so far, that's the only thing I can think of, to make it even close to even remotely a "perfect place".

Actually, I was raised Buddhist starting very very little. I may not be as involved as I use to be, but I still understand the basics of every ritual and stuff like that, I still pay my respects to the monks, yes but, like I said, I'm not as involved anymore.

I was actually born in the United States, but my parents were already here for a good 10-20 years, because my oldest sister, born here, is about 6 years older than me.

College life seems like something great, and for some reason, I just can't wait for it, not to get out, not to grow up, but just to experience it, you know? Are you focusing on any area in particular, such as majors and minors?
User avatar #15 to #14 - AznPeople (08/08/2012) [-]
ALSO!

Seeing as you're 20, are you attending any college or university, or am I getting personal?

AND THANK YOU! On the compliment that is.

That's why I really like writing, it doesn't really express age well, and I think that's great. The face on some of the seniors' faces when they find out, I'm only going to be a sophomore next year.

Thank you, thank you. :)
User avatar #18 to #15 - aviatrix ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
Did I ever reply to this? Because I distinctly remember writing a reply but I don't see it here...
User avatar #19 to #18 - AznPeople (08/22/2012) [-]
Haha, you posted the reply elsewhere, you replied to a different comment and so did I, my reply to your reply is right above the one you just replied to, it's all scattered lol.
User avatar #20 to #19 - aviatrix ONLINE (08/29/2012) [-]
Ohhhh okay I see now. Sorry for the very late reply; I just went back to school and I've never been so freaking busy in my life.
I can see what you're saying about the state of the world, and I agree that it can be much helped; I'm just an idealist and probably pretty naiive.
It's pretty cool you were raised Buddhist. I've never met a Buddhist that wasn't a white college hipster XD

College seems like just your thing if you're looking for the experience of it. It's what you make it, so you'll probably love it. I am studying mechanical engineering with minors in Spanish and mathematics. I'm in the Naval ROTC program (which is why I've had no time to reply) to become an officer in the Navy when I graduate.
#1 - jerriel (08/05/2012) [-]
First on your comments.
First on your comments.
User avatar #2 to #1 - aviatrix ONLINE (08/06/2012) [-]
Thanks! I feel popular now. And quit using that .gif.
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