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Age: 20
Facebook Profile: austin brown
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Consoles Owned: ps3,wii,x-box
Video Games Played: skyrim,fable,dragonage,dragonfable,minecraft,assassin's creed, oblivion, fallout 3, fallout new vegas
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Interests: atla,lok,funnyjunk,videogames, funny
Date Signed Up:8/04/2012
Last Login:8/21/2014
Location:Sherman TX
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    did you know? did you know?
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    the fun begins the fun begins
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    repost? repost?
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    did you know? did you know?
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#185 - You're welcome. 14 hours ago on she's pretty 0
#182 - Sorry about that, guess I didn't notice that I forgot to put i…  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on she's pretty 0
#183 - psykobear (14 hours ago) [-]
I like it. I'm taking it.
#185 - avatarkuruk (14 hours ago) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #184 - psykobear (14 hours ago) [-]
Just wish it wasn't a thumbnail
#181 - Ah **** , didn't see that, sorry about that mate.  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on she's pretty 0
User avatar #188 - kinggucciswagman (7 hours ago) [-]
All good.
#13 - Honestly one thing I really Is exotic hair color , not so much…  [+] (32 new replies) 08/20/2014 on she's pretty +63
User avatar #168 - kanaka (21 hours ago) [-]
when i was in high school, i went to a technical school that happened to offer cosmetology class. often i would see girls with deep dark red hair that looked blotched and fucked up. many lols were had
User avatar #120 - hourlyb (08/20/2014) [-]
Pink hair does it for me. Not violent/neon pink, but softer pink.
User avatar #53 - psykobear (08/20/2014) [-]
one thing I really what?
#182 - avatarkuruk (15 hours ago) [-]
Sorry about that, guess I didn't notice that I forgot to put in "like" here take this picture
#183 - psykobear (14 hours ago) [-]
I like it. I'm taking it.
#185 - avatarkuruk (14 hours ago) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #184 - psykobear (14 hours ago) [-]
Just wish it wasn't a thumbnail
#48 - kinggucciswagman (08/20/2014) [-]
yfw "Honestly one thing I really Is exotic hair color"
#181 - avatarkuruk (15 hours ago) [-]
Ah shit, didn't see that, sorry about that mate.
User avatar #188 - kinggucciswagman (7 hours ago) [-]
All good.
User avatar #40 - dafogman (08/20/2014) [-]
Jesus, thought that was MLP cosplay.
User avatar #146 - hydraetis (23 hours ago) [-]
Wait, is it not?
User avatar #31 - lecorbi (08/20/2014) [-]
i like it too. always reminds of my deceased betta fish
i miss him so much[light-gray][light-gray]
User avatar #32 - lecorbi (08/20/2014) [-]
ahh that magical moment when you just ruined your own comment
User avatar #30 - krizz (08/20/2014) [-]
only fat feminists have red hair
User avatar #167 - kanaka (21 hours ago) [-]
faye reagan

get shat on, nig nog
User avatar #172 - krizz (21 hours ago) [-]
she looks like a fucking bird ew
User avatar #173 - kanaka (21 hours ago) [-]
... no? whatever, man. didn't know you were gay. sorry nigga
User avatar #37 - krizz (08/20/2014) [-]
there's a difference in being a redhead and coloring ur hair red
User avatar #41 - krizz (08/20/2014) [-]
its not like people would upload ugly fat red headed bitches to google images

go outside and go to concerts and stuff and you'll find the answer
#33 - Dagoron (08/20/2014) [-]
Emma Stone (and a whole slew of other hot redheads) says go fuck yourself
User avatar #149 - bouazizforever (23 hours ago) [-]
It's too late
It has expanded
#105 - YOfacepalm (08/20/2014) [-]
ygritte!
#98 - maximtiger (08/20/2014) [-]
mfw everytime i see her
#46 - pointblankhits (08/20/2014) [-]
Amen
User avatar #34 - krizz (08/20/2014) [-]
she's not good looking anymore
#35 - Dagoron (08/20/2014) [-]
I.....I don't even know how to respond to that......
User avatar #26 - huzibizi (08/20/2014) [-]
i hate that
#23 - foxlift (08/20/2014) [-]
Its cool, but few people actually do it right. Most pics on the web have extreme photoshop with filters that make the colors seem more vivid.

In real life it usually looks shitty. I CAN look really good, but they have to use more money on good paints (or lots of them), know how to dye it and have patience to do it often (not just dye once in 2 months).

I speak from personal experience, I have a few gamer girls in my friends group. Some are lazy and some are dedicated.
User avatar #145 - fukerar (23 hours ago) [-]
that hair coloring must be extremely unhealthy to hair.
#13 - Pic unrelated just wanted to post it 08/07/2014 on I need some new HDMI's anyways 0
#50 - I remember that movie. It was a great movie . 07/30/2014 on Clever tricks for a Google 0
#32 - I have hermit crabs ,and it feels really weird when they crawl… 07/26/2014 on Rarely Seen Hermit Crab 0
#30 - I always wondered.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2014 on Rarely Seen Hermit Crab +1
User avatar #31 - atrocitustheking (07/25/2014) [-]
I know, right?
User avatar #32 - avatarkuruk (07/26/2014) [-]
I have hermit crabs ,and it feels really weird when they crawl on your hand.
#24 - Holy **** my head hurts 07/16/2014 on Rotating View of a Tesseract. 0
#75 - I once killed anis and looted her house and later she sent th… 07/16/2014 on Contract from the Dead?... 0
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User avatar #54 - konradkurze (03/22/2014) [-]
*burns everything you love*
#56 to #55 - konradkurze (03/22/2014) [-]
ill burn it all from orbit where you cant get me
ill burn it all from orbit where you cant get me
User avatar #57 to #56 - avatarkuruk (03/22/2014) [-]
Send out all space pirates
#58 to #57 - konradkurze (03/22/2014) [-]
****** please
Im a Night Lord

we pretty much are space pirates
with bitchin cool bat wings
#59 to #58 - avatarkuruk (03/22/2014) [-]
I am headmaster of the space templars , and I and my order will destroy you
User avatar #60 to #59 - konradkurze (03/22/2014) [-]
ill just jump into the warp and you'll never catch me
User avatar #61 to #60 - avatarkuruk (03/23/2014) [-]
*closes time warp while you're half way though*
User avatar #62 to #61 - konradkurze (03/23/2014) [-]
*is warped to the eye of terror*

SAFE
User avatar #63 to #62 - avatarkuruk (03/23/2014) [-]
*sends the order into the eye of terror* attack!!!
User avatar #64 to #63 - konradkurze (03/23/2014) [-]
*calls upon every greater demon of all the chaos gods*

fresh souls incoming!!!!!
User avatar #65 to #64 - avatarkuruk (03/23/2014) [-]
Bring in the demon slayers and priests and call on the aspect of order!!!
User avatar #66 to #65 - konradkurze (03/23/2014) [-]
*calls every chaos marine, every traitor guardsman, every mutant both chaos and imperial slave, every traitor planetray lord and their armies, every demon, and every xenos capable of being tainted by chaos*

you came to the wrong neighborhood ************
User avatar #67 to #66 - avatarkuruk (03/23/2014) [-]
Bring the dragons,wizards,assassins,palidans,templars,guardsmen,jedis,and the dragon born, bring it bitch.
#68 to #67 - konradkurze (03/23/2014) [-]
*brings in Unicron and Galactus*

checkmate
User avatar #69 to #68 - avatarkuruk (03/23/2014) [-]
Bring primus and optimus
User avatar #70 to #69 - konradkurze (03/23/2014) [-]
*brings you a pair of hookers so youre too busy ******* to lead your army*
User avatar #71 to #70 - avatarkuruk (03/23/2014) [-]
Have my clone who knows everything about situation lead
User avatar #72 to #71 - konradkurze (03/23/2014) [-]
*sells him to lady gaga as her sex slave*
User avatar #73 to #72 - avatarkuruk (03/23/2014) [-]
Gets done with the hookers*LETS do this **** ********** !!!
User avatar #74 to #73 - konradkurze (03/23/2014) [-]
*has the chaos gods corrupt most of your army, so theire all either killing each other for khorne, raping each other for slaanesh, plotting against each other for tzeentch, or giving each other space aids for nurgle*

User avatar #33 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
pretty please can i have your FJ points
User avatar #34 to #33 - avatarkuruk (03/13/2014) [-]
Fj points? How do I access them? What do I use them for, TELL ME NOW OR ITS OFF TO DUNGEON WITH YOU CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!
User avatar #35 to #34 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
you cant really access them, they just build up on your profile and are only good for playing the items game
User avatar #36 to #35 - avatarkuruk (03/13/2014) [-]
Thank you for explaining, but you'll still have to the fine of 100,000 gold pieces.
User avatar #37 to #36 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
*hands you the keys to fort knox*
can i please have your fj points now
User avatar #38 to #37 - avatarkuruk (03/13/2014) [-]
Another thousand gold in fine for you, now pay, or go to jail.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
*rips off al my clothes, rubs myself all over with butter, and hip thrusts at you*

come at me bro
User avatar #40 to #39 - avatarkuruk (03/13/2014) [-]
*shoots you with crossbow* Now I'm going to have to kill you.
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
*steals an apple, and runs into the sewers*
User avatar #42 to #41 - avatarkuruk (03/13/2014) [-]
"GET THE ENTIRE CITY GUARD!!!" *follows you into sewers along with every other guard*
User avatar #43 to #42 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
hmmmm *uses spell on invisibility to sneak past all the monsters and theives in the sewers and lets your guards be delayed by them*
User avatar #44 to #43 - avatarkuruk (03/13/2014) [-]
Fire arrows in every direction possible*"FOUND HIM!!"
User avatar #45 to #44 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
*climbs outside and runs off into the forest*
User avatar #46 to #45 - avatarkuruk (03/13/2014) [-]
"RELEASE THE HOUNDS AND TROLLS!!"*releases the hounds and trolls*
#47 to #46 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
*runs up to fight a giant and gets glitched to god knows where but still very far from you*   
   
im gone
*runs up to fight a giant and gets glitched to god knows where but still very far from you*

im gone
User avatar #48 to #47 - avatarkuruk (03/13/2014) [-]
GET THE SPACESHIPS!!!
User avatar #49 to #48 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
*crashes down like a meteor into your spaceship as youre taking off....leaving you stuck in burning wreck.....then jumps through a daedric gate and closes it behind me*
User avatar #50 to #49 - avatarkuruk (03/13/2014) [-]
GET THE HERO OF KAVACH!!!
User avatar #51 to #50 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
reminds me
playing original oblivions....i DLd a mod to rebuild kvatch
User avatar #52 to #51 - avatarkuruk (03/13/2014) [-]
Ahhh. But elder scrolls online, think of it.
User avatar #53 to #52 - konradkurze (03/13/2014) [-]
multiplayer?
User avatar #25 - konradkurze (02/10/2014) [-]
*rattles tin cup*
can is of having your FJ points plox
is of for good cause
User avatar #26 to #25 - avatarkuruk (02/15/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #27 to #26 - konradkurze (02/15/2014) [-]
because i need them for items
User avatar #28 to #27 - avatarkuruk (02/16/2014) [-]
What kinds of things?
User avatar #29 to #28 - konradkurze (02/16/2014) [-]
gold bars
must haz
plox of helpings
User avatar #30 to #29 - avatarkuruk (02/16/2014) [-]
Has there been an update?
User avatar #31 to #30 - konradkurze (02/16/2014) [-]
no, just the same gold bars as has been around for a while
User avatar #32 to #31 - avatarkuruk (02/16/2014) [-]
Hmm.... I did not know about
User avatar #23 - damnthatlego (09/30/2012) [-]
Sorry, it isn't allowing me to reply to your comment on my proile.
#21 - damnthatlego (09/12/2012) [-]
Hey! Thanks for the add!
Hey! Thanks for the add!
User avatar #22 to #21 - avatarkuruk (09/12/2012) [-]
your welcome.
User avatar #14 - mane (09/03/2012) [-]
can u do me a favor?
User avatar #15 to #14 - avatarkuruk (09/03/2012) [-]
what do need?
User avatar #16 to #15 - mane (09/03/2012) [-]
can u thump this up please i just want it to get 120 and it's 119 :c here

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4061353/Funnyjunk+is+just+full+of+Rians/8#8
User avatar #17 to #16 - avatarkuruk (09/03/2012) [-]
i thumbed it up.
#18 to #17 - mane (09/03/2012) [-]
thnx so much :D   
   
<--- yaay !
thnx so much :D

<--- yaay !
#19 to #18 - anonymous (09/04/2012) [-]
i put it back
User avatar #20 to #19 - mane (09/04/2012) [-]
:| why?
#8 - kalka (09/02/2012) [-]
Hello there new friend^^
User avatar #9 to #8 - avatarkuruk (09/02/2012) [-]
hello
User avatar #10 to #9 - kalka (09/02/2012) [-]
So how are ya doing?
User avatar #11 to #10 - avatarkuruk (09/02/2012) [-]
good,what about you?
User avatar #12 to #11 - kalka (09/02/2012) [-]
oh, ehm...good i think, or something, just a bit bored
User avatar #13 to #12 - avatarkuruk (09/02/2012) [-]
hmm...try checking out one of my videos some are funny,some are epic
User avatar #6 - mane (09/02/2012) [-]
thnx for the Invite :D
User avatar #7 to #6 - avatarkuruk (09/02/2012) [-]
your welcome!
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