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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/20/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#4 - I think every guitar player can relate to this. (Well ofcours… 07/10/2012 on Fuck it. +9
#8 - I don't even consider that metal. Besides, I still di…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2012 on Clever Title -2
User avatar #13 - usmcoorah (07/20/2012) [-]
Youre an idiot.
#14 - auryn (07/20/2012) [-]
Takes one to know one
#6 - I don't even consider myself a metalhead. And where did I …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/10/2012 on Clever Title -2
User avatar #7 - photogenicguy (07/10/2012) [-]
'emo, screamo, post hardcore faggots'- mainstream metal music....
#8 - auryn (07/10/2012) [-]
I don't even consider that metal.

Besides, I still didn't say anything about mainstream extreme music.
User avatar #13 - usmcoorah (07/20/2012) [-]
Youre an idiot.
#14 - auryn (07/20/2012) [-]
Takes one to know one
#776 - You don't and can't know whether it happened or not, didn't yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/10/2012 on XXX PORN XXX 0
#778 - jetmb (07/11/2012) [-]
Honestly, no. But, could that really happen? No. We know that T-Rexex are extinct.
#779 - auryn (07/11/2012) [-]
Who are you to say what is possible and what is impossible to happen?

Unless you're omniscient you don't and you can't know.
#780 - jetmb (07/11/2012) [-]
We know for a fact they are extinct...
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2012 on I dont wanna live on this... 0
#4 - VladTheImpailer (07/10/2012) [-]
#9 - Instant bacon 07/10/2012 on amazing title 0
#1 - 538 lbs 07/10/2012 on Weight Lifting Fail 0
#3 - Star Wars is in the past, Star Trek in the future. Ju… 07/10/2012 on this would be epic +1
#1 - It's you 07/10/2012 on Toys And Angels... -1
#770 - So if I would have guessed that after you click that link Jesu…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2012 on XXX PORN XXX 0
#772 - jetmb (07/10/2012) [-]
No, because that has never happened before. Though, people have acted a certain way when told to.
#776 - auryn (07/10/2012) [-]
You don't and can't know whether it happened or not, didn't you read what I wrote: "...and never tell anyone anything about what just happened"
#778 - jetmb (07/11/2012) [-]
Honestly, no. But, could that really happen? No. We know that T-Rexex are extinct.
#779 - auryn (07/11/2012) [-]
Who are you to say what is possible and what is impossible to happen?

Unless you're omniscient you don't and you can't know.
#780 - jetmb (07/11/2012) [-]
We know for a fact they are extinct...
#4 - I don't do descriptions 07/10/2012 on It's stupid 0
#4 - Your username suggests otherwise  [+] (5 new replies) 07/10/2012 on Clever Title -1
#9 - sexynippleguy (07/11/2012) [-]
you sir need to listen to SOD and than u wont call it gay
#10 - auryn (07/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, although harcore is not really my thing it's alright.
It seems I made a mistake, what I really meant was this new wave of american metalcore that is leaning towards the emo side. Bands like Bullet For My Valentine and the like.

My bad, hardcore owes me an apology.
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#15 - auryn (07/20/2012) [-]
On the faggot chart they rate just as high.
#11 - sexynippleguy (07/12/2012) [-]
oooow it was all a mistake ; D
#3 - I see where you're getting at, and I agree with you. If ou… 07/09/2012 on Philosoraptor +1
#2 - ******* emo/screamo/post hardcore faggots, you gi…  [+] (13 new replies) 07/09/2012 on Clever Title 0
User avatar #5 - photogenicguy (07/10/2012) [-]
real metal heads dont really talk shit about other genres tbh... its just attention seeking when you act like your 'real' metal is superior to more mainstream extreme music
#6 - auryn (07/10/2012) [-]
I don't even consider myself a metalhead.
And where did I ever mention something about mainstream music?

Only account me for what I actually say and stop assuming.

User avatar #7 - photogenicguy (07/10/2012) [-]
'emo, screamo, post hardcore faggots'- mainstream metal music....
#8 - auryn (07/10/2012) [-]
I don't even consider that metal.

Besides, I still didn't say anything about mainstream extreme music.
User avatar #13 - usmcoorah (07/20/2012) [-]
Youre an idiot.
#14 - auryn (07/20/2012) [-]
Takes one to know one
#3 - sexynippleguy (07/09/2012) [-]
hardcore is awesome. SOD and stuff its not gay!
#4 - auryn (07/10/2012) [-]
Your username suggests otherwise
#9 - sexynippleguy (07/11/2012) [-]
you sir need to listen to SOD and than u wont call it gay
#10 - auryn (07/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, although harcore is not really my thing it's alright.
It seems I made a mistake, what I really meant was this new wave of american metalcore that is leaning towards the emo side. Bands like Bullet For My Valentine and the like.

My bad, hardcore owes me an apology.
#12 - partygavinparty has deleted their comment.
#15 - auryn (07/20/2012) [-]
On the faggot chart they rate just as high.
#11 - sexynippleguy (07/12/2012) [-]
oooow it was all a mistake ; D
#1 - Regardless of whether we're capable of perceiving reality, rea…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2012 on Philosoraptor +1
#2 - pwnztehcheezberger (07/09/2012) [-]
Thanks for not being a dick or a troll about it.
#3 - auryn (07/09/2012) [-]
I see where you're getting at, and I agree with you.
If our mind cannot tell the difference between reality and imagination, imagination appears to be reality.
But I wanted to emphasize on the difference between appearing to be reality and actually being reality.

But I guess this is just nitpicking over the definition of "reality" because I see your point and agree with you.
It is "reality" as far as the mind is concerned since it cannot know the difference anyway.
#1 - What's a discman? 07/09/2012 on 1990's problems +2
#4 - I may not have a girlfriend, but the girl I last slept with 2 … 07/09/2012 on Dating +1
#3 - **auryn rolls 25** <-- My girlfriend's age  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2012 on Dating 0
#4 - auryn (07/09/2012) [-]
I may not have a girlfriend, but the girl I last slept with 2 weeks ago was indeed 25.
#2 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 07/09/2012 on Metal +18
#11 - denonymous (07/10/2012) [-]
#22 - anonymous (07/10/2012) [-]
Sherlock *
#26 - denonymous (07/10/2012) [-]
thanks anon
#71 - anonymous (07/10/2012) [-]
large nostrils you got there.
User avatar #74 - denonymous (07/10/2012) [-]
they're suppose to be glasses
User avatar #168 - lordmoldywart (07/10/2012) [-]
I don't think Sherlock had glasses

(maybe reading glasses)
#182 - denonymous (07/10/2012) [-]
this one did, but i suppose you're right
#23 - denonymous has deleted their comment.
#4 - ¿So 07/09/2012 on Facebook -3
#2 - Why do you? put a question mark in the middle of a sentence 07/09/2012 on Facebook +1
#1 - This needs dramatic music 07/09/2012 on pugs being pugs 0
#756 - What part of being wrong do you consider a good guess?  [+] (7 new replies) 07/09/2012 on XXX PORN XXX 0
#762 - jetmb (07/10/2012) [-]
The fact that this would be an outcome if it were the picture I said it was. That, or the picture is actually something totally opposite of what OP mentioned.
#770 - auryn (07/10/2012) [-]
So if I would have guessed that after you click that link Jesus will bust through your wall riding a T-Rex up and force you to act sickened and surprised and never tell anyone anything about what just happened, you would have considered that a good guess?

Because this would be an outcome if it were the picture I said it was. It would be an explanation for the amount of comments with out replies and the lack of discussion in the comments.
#772 - jetmb (07/10/2012) [-]
No, because that has never happened before. Though, people have acted a certain way when told to.
#776 - auryn (07/10/2012) [-]
You don't and can't know whether it happened or not, didn't you read what I wrote: "...and never tell anyone anything about what just happened"
#778 - jetmb (07/11/2012) [-]
Honestly, no. But, could that really happen? No. We know that T-Rexex are extinct.
#779 - auryn (07/11/2012) [-]
Who are you to say what is possible and what is impossible to happen?

Unless you're omniscient you don't and you can't know.
#780 - jetmb (07/11/2012) [-]
We know for a fact they are extinct...
#5 - Picture 07/09/2012 on brofist +20
#3 - Yeah. I can't even remember what the film was about, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2012 on A scanner Darkly +1
User avatar #4 - williamzanziger (07/09/2012) [-]
thanks, i most assuredly will.

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#61 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#60 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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