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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:12/18/2014
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#318
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 95 total,  175 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 33792 total,  42176 ,  8384
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 52.1% (521/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12822
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:6698
FJ Points:27404

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#42 - Ah, I see the most suitable candicate that meets your requirem… 06/28/2014 on Corgi with stuff on head... +1
#37 - I only drive drunk because when I'm sober I still realize it's… 06/28/2014 on Well then... +9
#54 - Because he prefers to poke in holes. 06/28/2014 on (untitled) +1
#103 - Fake. Admin only drinks semen. 06/28/2014 on Coffee +6
#202 - When I was around 12 years old, my friend and I found a caterp… 06/27/2014 on All around the world... +5
#2207 - **auryn rolled image ** 06/27/2014 on What girls secretly crave 0
#45 - She held her breath by temporarily forcing the respiratory sys…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Every time 0
#46 - hilariousrubbish (06/27/2014) [-]
**hilariousrubbish rolled image**well what i did
i naed my pillow breath
and held it
#20 - they're* 06/26/2014 on Colour vomit 0
#4 - Haha, you mean some people actually ask? 06/26/2014 on Happy Patric +2
#14 - Doesn't take away from the first point though. 06/26/2014 on Fixed the fucking Vegan Rant 0
#17 - Did the dad go to a gay bukkake or something  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Semen Detector 0
#18 - evanxzile (06/26/2014) [-]
He's secretly a tentacle monster.
#24 - Coins  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on Loopholes 0
User avatar #28 - kouzan (06/26/2014) [-]
Coins melt at a certain temperature, assuming the fire cannot break her down but make her hotter I have to assume anything she touches becomes incinerated.
#27 - Spirited Away is a 2001 Japanese animated fantasy film written…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Every time 0
User avatar #44 - hilariousrubbish (06/27/2014) [-]
i meant how she holds her breath
how i held mine
#45 - auryn (06/27/2014) [-]
She held her breath by temporarily forcing the respiratory system to stop functioning.

I don't know how you held yours, I think in a similar manner.
#46 - hilariousrubbish (06/27/2014) [-]
**hilariousrubbish rolled image**well what i did
i naed my pillow breath
and held it
#68 - This is cringe inducing. How come the social interact…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on World Cup +7
User avatar #133 - elcreepo (06/26/2014) [-]
Not all of them. Just the ones marketed towards 12 year olds
User avatar #87 - sketchE (06/26/2014) [-]
might just be a culture thing.
#48 - Comment deleted 06/25/2014 on Never argue with children +1
#29 - But if the liguid had a different refractive index than the gl… 06/25/2014 on Invisible glass 0
#86 - I'm a very zen-like person, but if I would've gone to school w… 06/25/2014 on fb vs fj +1
#55 - On the other hand, it's handicapped not andicapped. B… 06/25/2014 on ghandicap 0
#141 - I bet that was the guy who was in charge of Half-Life 3. 06/25/2014 on good guy gabe +34
#74 - It would be the right way up most of the time if I had a say in that. 06/25/2014 on Close enough +4
#160 - This guy is gold. On a side note, that pope thing was… 06/25/2014 on Ken M +2
#124 - Oh, and here I was thinking it contained profound revelations … 06/25/2014 on Best spinthing so far 0
#13 - Haha, no problem. 06/25/2014 on Anon Fucks a Milf 0
#29 - There's only one thing left to do. Throw a huge party. 06/24/2014 on This guy Is nuts 0
#51 - Ugh. I hate it when cartoons try to be cartoony. 06/24/2014 on HARHARHAR -1
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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