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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/30/2014
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#7 - Yes, I can't find it either. Either way, It goes agai…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Charlie Brooker 0
User avatar #8 - noneckcomics (08/17/2014) [-]
It depends if you think It's a term and does not require a purpose.

For example:
"Her eyes were as big and round, like big round eyes."
Is still a simile.
#9 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
Yeah.

But similarly that defeats the entire purpose of a similes too.
User avatar #10 - noneckcomics (08/17/2014) [-]
Things don't need to have a purpose to be called by what they are.
#11 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
But I think we can all agree that what they really are is moronic and redundant.
User avatar #12 - noneckcomics (08/17/2014) [-]
Meh, words change over time, I really wouldn't go as far as to say it's horrible, he's only saying it so he can get his funt joke down.
User avatar #13 - deusinsanus (08/17/2014) [-]
You two should make love.
User avatar #16 - noneckcomics (08/17/2014) [-]
Do you want in?
User avatar #19 - deusinsanus (08/17/2014) [-]
I'm not meant for that. I prefer helping other people be intimate.
#20 - noneckcomics (08/17/2014) [-]
**noneckcomics rolled image** Don't be shy
#18 - deusinsanus has deleted their comment.
#5 - I'm scared. 08/17/2014 on This is what multiupload... 0
#5 - But portmanteau words are words where 2 words with different m…  [+] (12 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Charlie Brooker 0
User avatar #6 - noneckcomics (08/17/2014) [-]
An interesting proposal, yet I can't find any description of a portmanteau where it forces the words to have different meaning.

I'll agree that It's a stupid, redundant portmanteau.
#7 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
Yes, I can't find it either.

Either way, It goes against the entire purpose of Portmanteau words.
User avatar #8 - noneckcomics (08/17/2014) [-]
It depends if you think It's a term and does not require a purpose.

For example:
"Her eyes were as big and round, like big round eyes."
Is still a simile.
#9 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
Yeah.

But similarly that defeats the entire purpose of a similes too.
User avatar #10 - noneckcomics (08/17/2014) [-]
Things don't need to have a purpose to be called by what they are.
#11 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
But I think we can all agree that what they really are is moronic and redundant.
User avatar #12 - noneckcomics (08/17/2014) [-]
Meh, words change over time, I really wouldn't go as far as to say it's horrible, he's only saying it so he can get his funt joke down.
User avatar #13 - deusinsanus (08/17/2014) [-]
You two should make love.
User avatar #16 - noneckcomics (08/17/2014) [-]
Do you want in?
User avatar #19 - deusinsanus (08/17/2014) [-]
I'm not meant for that. I prefer helping other people be intimate.
#20 - noneckcomics (08/17/2014) [-]
**noneckcomics rolled image** Don't be shy
#18 - deusinsanus has deleted their comment.
#3 - So when would it be the appropiate time to move on to the genitalia?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on nails +1
#4 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [-]
after some peppermint schnapps and a romantic movie.
#5 - Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck … 08/17/2014 on Never fart on balls +11
#5 - Cheap? That'll still cost you hundreds of dollars.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on a charming salesman +1
User avatar #8 - ltbuttstrong (08/17/2014) [-]
Dude, don't cinder block my dreams
#9 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
I wouldn't have the money for it.
#9 - No. Bad haircuts is a global issue. 08/17/2014 on You wish you have this much... +10
#9 - I don't find her attractive. At all.  [+] (24 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Look at all that funny +125
User avatar #146 - capslockrage (08/18/2014) [-]
Then you clearly aren't straight.
#134 - neosonic (08/18/2014) [-]
I'm gay, so I don't either.
#127 - cannibalvegan (08/17/2014) [-]
I don't find men attractive, no big deal, it's okay to have a different sexual orientation than the norm.

I kid, but seriously, though, you must be gay.
#132 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
Actually I figured the reason why a lot of people are attracted to her is because she's goofy and not intimidating beautiful at all, making her seem more approachable and less out of your league.

I think this is why she is quite popular among the nerdy / socially awkward people.
User avatar #124 - emptysuperman (08/17/2014) [-]
I agree with you, but that "I am ready for your rage" picture is a coward's move and you know it. So I thumbed you down.
#125 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
User avatar #121 - potaetosak (08/17/2014) [-]
I feel like she has more girl fans than guy fans. She just says something like "I like pizza" and girls flip out and think she's the best thing ever. I mean, she's a pretty good actress, but I think girls obsess over a celebrity acting like a normal person too much, and I think the same is happening (or going to happen) to Chris Pratt in a way.
User avatar #115 - nthmetal (08/17/2014) [-]
she's meh
Emma Watson is also meh
User avatar #77 - xxxJohnxxx (08/17/2014) [-]
Personally, I find her pretty attractive, but not as attractive that most people make her out to be
#36 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [-]
God gave you the right to be a faggot, enjoy.
#78 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
Are we just ruling out having a higher standard or a different taste?

Either way, just because I like to suck dick doesn't mean I'm gay.
#29 - anonymous (08/17/2014) [-]
Everyone who shares this opinion is either a raging faggot or has simply lost their ability to open their eyes.
User avatar #41 - thasuperpimp (08/17/2014) [-]
"Stop having different preferences than me!"
User avatar #25 - fuzzyballs (08/17/2014) [-]
me neither
so what?
#27 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
I was hoping for the rage of a thousand neckbeards.
User avatar #21 - ieatbengay (08/17/2014) [-]
she's sexy, she's got a nice enough face but god damn is she annoying
User avatar #22 - ieatbengay (08/17/2014) [-]
and because she's annoying she usually stands awkwardly and pulls stupid faces making her less attractive
User avatar #11 - redozone (08/17/2014) [-]
I'm the same way. She's not UN-attractive, she's just not attractive. But every man to his own, I guess...
#139 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [-]
I would murder you just to have her to myself.
User avatar #123 - kwag (08/17/2014) [-]
I feel the same about Megan Fox
User avatar #104 - praisecthulhu (08/17/2014) [-]
That's how I have it with Emma Watson.
User avatar #70 - darthsalias (08/17/2014) [-]
^
#32 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #23 - lexxy (08/17/2014) [-]
I think she looks a lil bit like a chipmunk, especially in the hunger games because she has chubby cheeks!
#16 - The exact same thing happened to me. Twice 08/17/2014 on Just having one of them... +1
#31 - Never Forget 08/17/2014 on I can only imagine what she... 0
#30 - **auryn rolled comment #49 ** : THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on I can only imagine what she... +2
#31 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
Never Forget
#37 - Somebody has to whack a bitch. 08/17/2014 on They call it "equal rights" 0
#68 - Thanks. But I liked your burn (comment #21) … 08/17/2014 on Transform and Roll Out 0
#2 - Well, that's a bit redudant. If you live the life you… 08/17/2014 on Love your life like you live +1
#5 - Ah, always nice to see a picture of a real American. 08/17/2014 on Actual indian jewelry ad +41
#6 - I think this was shortly after the cases of that man who was c… 08/17/2014 on thats too fucking brutal 0
#11 - It's all speculation. 08/17/2014 on You give me Gum Gum 0
#305 - That I'm 11 too and have loads of candy at home. 08/17/2014 on Lies 0
#34 - Picture 08/17/2014 on Good advice +2
#33 - What's with all the obvious-trolls accounts lately...  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2014 on Good advice 0
User avatar #35 - tombombadil (08/17/2014) [-]
Dunno, I think they're funny as shit though.
#65 - It's not just about winning. It's about pushing your …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2014 on Transform and Roll Out 0
User avatar #67 - srskate (08/17/2014) [-]
That was moving man, yet it appears that sir winning-is-everything crocodilorage didn't like it.
#68 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
Thanks.

But I liked your burn (comment #21) better, haha.
#41 - You went to the wrong gig. Bands can sound amazing, e… 08/17/2014 on anybody got molly? 0
#4 - I expected him to be a mortician. 08/16/2014 on oh pete 0
#2 - What goes around comes around. 08/16/2014 on Condoms are named after the... 0
#63 - Oh, okay. I see your point. I should abstain from imp…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2014 on Transform and Roll Out 0
#64 - crocodilorage (08/16/2014) [-]
Yes that is exactly what i taught, but i find sarcasm in your comment.
I don't see the reason in improving yourself if there is someone human who i better at it than you.
And if at start i cannot win ; for example i want to be champion in running and yet i have genetic diabetes (This one is passed in your blood) body fatigue is doubled and i simply cannot win, therefore i will not even try. I will try something else where i can be best.
#65 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
It's not just about winning.

It's about pushing your own limits. it's about developing yourself. It's about control, focus, discipline and mastery.
These are all qualities that would benefit every human being in many ways.
But mainly it's about doing what you love to do.
Only fool would restrain himself from these things just because he might not become the best of the entire world.

Besides you do realize that women and men do not compete with eachother, and even with each gender there are several weight classes.
User avatar #67 - srskate (08/17/2014) [-]
That was moving man, yet it appears that sir winning-is-everything crocodilorage didn't like it.
#68 - auryn (08/17/2014) [-]
Thanks.

But I liked your burn (comment #21) better, haha.

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#61 - auryn ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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#60 - auryn ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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#37 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

#5 - lolmonade ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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