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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#760
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 43122 total,  52377 ,  9255
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 34.39% (344/1000)
Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12964
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8050
FJ Points:34227

latest user's comments

#238 - Blue and purple. 04/10/2015 on GO! 0
#60 - Why would he want to do a head transplant? Wouldn't i… 04/10/2015 on Tumblr heavy breathing 0
#28 - The content is **** . The community is **** . … 04/10/2015 on Stayin alive 0
#16 - That yawning one isn't neccesarily true. Too many tim…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2015 on Psychology Tricks 0
User avatar #21 - Ruspanic (04/10/2015) [-]
EVERYONE IS WATCHING YOU
#24 - To be fair, most people only live with half their heart. 04/09/2015 on You can have half of mine 0
#56 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** s… 04/09/2015 on I, Robot +1
#27 - Actually it went very good, until this one thing. 04/09/2015 on Robot interacted with a Red... +2
#24 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** O… 04/09/2015 on Gary 0
#207 - You might have a point there.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2015 on Times have changed fast.. 0
#208 - viscerys (04/09/2015) [-]
Maybe...
#197 - Going by the picture it's more like 10 in the stink. 04/09/2015 on She touched her butt +2
#203 - Uhm.. You do realize they made the remastered version "H…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2015 on Times have changed fast.. 0
#205 - viscerys (04/09/2015) [-]
"for the PC"
#207 - auryn (04/09/2015) [-]
You might have a point there.
#208 - viscerys (04/09/2015) [-]
Maybe...
#80 - Haha, yeah. Oh and another typical thing came to mind…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2015 on Cartoon Look Alikes 0
#81 - zapcrouch (04/08/2015) [-]
Not to mention that whole scene where Hiccup was getting reamed by the monstrous nightmare and toothless had to crawl out of the chasm, missed the first few times (like a cat failing to jump at the right trajectory) and then freaking BENT HIS NAILS LIKE THEY WERE THE TIPS TO HIS FINGERS.
#78 - Yeah, exactly. Or how about his fondness of fish? Act…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Cartoon Look Alikes 0
#79 - zapcrouch (04/08/2015) [-]
RIDING A GIANT LIGHTNING CAT INTO THE SUNSET.
AND PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT THOR WAS THE MOST BADASS VIKING.
#80 - auryn (04/08/2015) [-]
Haha, yeah.

Oh and another typical thing came to mind, cats are one of the few species that have retractable claws. I don't think it's coincidental Toothless has retractable teeth.
#81 - zapcrouch (04/08/2015) [-]
Not to mention that whole scene where Hiccup was getting reamed by the monstrous nightmare and toothless had to crawl out of the chasm, missed the first few times (like a cat failing to jump at the right trajectory) and then freaking BENT HIS NAILS LIKE THEY WERE THE TIPS TO HIS FINGERS.
#75 - Well, toothless is somewhat based on cats. For some a…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Cartoon Look Alikes 0
#76 - zapcrouch (04/08/2015) [-]
I can see that, considering one of the steps Hiccup took to train him was using his shield as a sort of laser pointer to attract Toothless, much like a cat owner would.
#78 - auryn (04/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, exactly. Or how about his fondness of fish?

Actually now that I'm thinking about it, scratch that "somewhat" in my previous comment.
He resembles a cat in looks, movement/poses, mannerism, and character. He basically IS a cat, just with wings.
#79 - zapcrouch (04/08/2015) [-]
RIDING A GIANT LIGHTNING CAT INTO THE SUNSET.
AND PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT THOR WAS THE MOST BADASS VIKING.
#80 - auryn (04/08/2015) [-]
Haha, yeah.

Oh and another typical thing came to mind, cats are one of the few species that have retractable claws. I don't think it's coincidental Toothless has retractable teeth.
#81 - zapcrouch (04/08/2015) [-]
Not to mention that whole scene where Hiccup was getting reamed by the monstrous nightmare and toothless had to crawl out of the chasm, missed the first few times (like a cat failing to jump at the right trajectory) and then freaking BENT HIS NAILS LIKE THEY WERE THE TIPS TO HIS FINGERS.
#117 - Well now it's most common to put the arrow in between the arch… 04/08/2015 on Archers 0
#101 - Actually, in the old days a lot of archers used to hold the ar…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/08/2015 on Archers 0
#116 - redbannerman (04/08/2015) [-]
That's what I meant. People holding it on the inside of the bow rather than the outside. The fuck you think I meant?
#117 - auryn (04/08/2015) [-]
Well now it's most common to put the arrow in between the archer and the bow.

So most people would consider the other way the wrong way.
#13 - Because our eyes aren't real. 04/07/2015 on This nigga 0
#83 - But rap is hip hop. Hip hop isn't necessarily music. … 04/07/2015 on Beastie Boys 0
#31 - I don't know who's more dissapointing, you or the people who t…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Easter Eggs +33
#60 - mmgmm (04/07/2015) [-]
thank you fj, i get it, that's the joke
#51 - I know. Just wanted to point out he was wrong. 04/06/2015 on Huge hands +6
#43 - Steroids have no impact on the size of the penis.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/06/2015 on Huge hands +15
User avatar #50 - iamthepapercut (04/06/2015) [-]
Despite the thumbs, you're right. It's a myth.

However they will indirectly cause your balls to shrink because of atrophy after long term use
#51 - auryn (04/06/2015) [-]
I know.

Just wanted to point out he was wrong.
#25 - ********* himself? How do we know this wasn't rape. 04/05/2015 on buttfucked to death 0
#33 - That fork was the best part about this video. I need one. 04/05/2015 on Wacky Cutlery 0
#30 - This isn´t what we mean with ´edgy´ 04/05/2015 on Edgiest Character ever 0
#37 - Why stop here? Why not put every flavour known to man… 04/05/2015 on PB&J 2.0 0

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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