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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/05/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#669
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 45805 total,  55377 ,  9572
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 27% (270/1000)
Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12990
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8545
FJ Points:36153

latest user's comments

#74 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** This one 06/09/2015 on Unnamed cutie you'll fall... +2
#18 - It's okay, a lot of people are wrong about a lot of things. 06/09/2015 on George Lucas 0
#17 - On the bright side, you haven't seen the prequels. 06/09/2015 on George Lucas +2
#16 - Meanwhile in Fable.. "Hey chicken chaser! Do yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2015 on Chicken logic +1
#17 - deltoraquest (06/09/2015) [-]
"What does chicken chaser mean anyway?"
"So you're the chicken chaser...thought you had bigger hands."
"Known as chicken chaser I believe."
"Darkwood's a dangerous place hero!"
#63 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** M… 06/09/2015 on In USA, all sex is rape 0
#41 - Yes, but they call it Miffy in the translated versions. 06/09/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#297 - It makes me feel "meh" 06/08/2015 on Girls in Scandinavia 0
#131 - Gee, people sharing their enthusiasm. What a goddamn … 06/08/2015 on MRW when my PC turned on... +7
#123 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Magical te…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2015 on Millions of Shias perfectly... 0
User avatar #124 - palmsspaghetti (06/08/2015) [-]
Thank
#122 - The title got me hoping for a kaleidoscope of Shias. 06/08/2015 on Millions of Shias perfectly... 0
#11 - I know, that's my point. The Dutch are on average the tallest … 06/08/2015 on Admins real body 0
#55 - Thank you. 06/08/2015 on New Shia Every .1 Sec for... +1
#3 - **** . Jaco de Bruyn is south-african. … 06/07/2015 on Admins real body +2
#2 - By the way, Jaco de Bruyn is 6’1″ (184 cm) That'…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Admins real body 0
User avatar #12 - admin (06/09/2015) [-]
buuuuuuuuullshit

he's as tall as jeff seid super midget in photos and that fucker is like 5'8
#13 - auryn (06/09/2015) [-]
I don't know.

But Jaco de Bruyn is listed as 6'1 " on multiple sites, and Jeff Seid is also listed as 6'0 or even 6'1.

You're right about one thing, they do seem to be the same height in pictures and video.
Either way the average male height in most western countries is somewhere between 5’8″ and 6’0″, so even in the worst case by that standard they're aren't particularly short, just average.
User avatar #15 - admin (06/09/2015) [-]
avg white male height is 5'11 now

college educated white males are 6'+ check wikipedia

User avatar #14 - admin (06/09/2015) [-]
they're lying fucks like most bodybuilders

User avatar #6 - majestispaceduck (06/08/2015) [-]
It's not short by a lot of standards, I'm 6'4" and I'm "really tall" as an American
#11 - auryn (06/08/2015) [-]
I know, that's my point. The Dutch are on average the tallest people on Earth.

(His name is Dutch, he looks Dutch, and the Dutch used to colonize parts of South Africa and immigrants weren't uncommon, so he's most likely still of Dutch descendant.)
User avatar #5 - lotengo (06/08/2015) [-]
*South African
#3 - auryn (06/07/2015) [-]
Shit.

Jaco de Bruyn is south-african.

Nevermind.
#9 - Picture 06/07/2015 on Spiders everywhere +6
#7 - Bees are cool though. Unlike wasps, I wouldn't be too…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Spiders everywhere +4
User avatar #8 - thedecodedgamer (06/07/2015) [-]
bees are chill, just don't put them in a cage with Nick cage
#9 - auryn (06/07/2015) [-]
#5 - Bees are chill. You sure you didn't mean wasps?  [+] (4 new replies) 06/07/2015 on Spiders everywhere +29
User avatar #6 - thedecodedgamer (06/07/2015) [-]
Wasps are 49% anger 49% fear and 2% hot gas
#7 - auryn (06/07/2015) [-]
Bees are cool though.

Unlike wasps, I wouldn't be too worried about sticking my dick in one of those nests.
User avatar #8 - thedecodedgamer (06/07/2015) [-]
bees are chill, just don't put them in a cage with Nick cage
#9 - auryn (06/07/2015) [-]
#5 - It's almost a religious experience, like that time Krishna sho…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/07/2015 on New Shia Every .1 Sec for... +118
User avatar #63 - kingarturi (06/08/2015) [-]
new smite god confirmed.
#45 - John Cena (06/08/2015) [-]
nice gif faggot
#55 - auryn (06/08/2015) [-]
Thank you.
#24 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** D… 06/07/2015 on 9 year old makes shelters... +12
#58 - But in all seriousness, I understand some people like the catc… 06/07/2015 on Title 0
#56 - I think they're pretty good. You don't see that many …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2015 on Title +2
#58 - auryn (06/07/2015) [-]
But in all seriousness, I understand some people like the catchy but generic music, but for me the whimpering vocals and teenangst themed lyrics where everything revolves around some sort of self-pity in their own narrow world is just too obnoxious to ignore.

They might as well edit the sound of babies crying on top of an instrumental metal / rock track and it would emotionally make no difference for me.
#26 - Roombas suck. 06/07/2015 on Korean Comic +1
#13 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls The Donald… 06/07/2015 on Sleep Tite 0
#2 - **auryn used "*roll 1, 0-999*"** **auryn rolls 240** Help 06/07/2015 on Big money ! 0
#189 - The only reason I'm only on the internet for a few hours most … 06/07/2015 on Biggest FJ and/or Internet... 0

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#72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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#73 to #72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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