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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:2/27/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#226
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 40300 total,  49319 ,  9019
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 31% (310/1000)
Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12934
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7588
FJ Points:32193

latest user's comments

#47 - If I bough her a thousand dollar ring, bitch better be looking at it. 02/11/2015 on (untitled) +1
#80 - git gud or die trying 02/11/2015 on Game Over 0
#78 - What's the point in dope-testing a proffesional bodybuilding c… 02/11/2015 on Interesting facts -1
#63 - As I said earlier, I've seen other brands that use just a frac… 02/11/2015 on Shoutout 0
#25 - Oh, and Pall Logason. 02/11/2015 on Thats Why Mums go to... 0
#24 - To me (and probably to a lot of people with any asociated inte…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2015 on Thats Why Mums go to... +1
User avatar #30 - SilentStranger (02/11/2015) [-]
Well they are born from volcanoes, they better be fucking tough!
#25 - auryn (02/11/2015) [-]
Oh, and Pall Logason.
#21 - Holy hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia , baman. 02/11/2015 on Thats Why Mums go to... 0
#31 - Here's a quote: "...With that said, queen repla…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Creating Your Own Colony 0
User avatar #43 - tomowrath (02/11/2015) [-]
So we can control the pheromones to have unlimited queens
#28 - I don't know, still sounds like a cover up for a cheap marketi…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Shoutout -1
User avatar #50 - leonhardt (02/11/2015) [-]
Do you like eating full sized chips, or shards and crumbs?
#63 - auryn (02/11/2015) [-]
As I said earlier, I've seen other brands that use just a fraction of that air, and I don't notice any difference in crispiness.

The same also goes for crumbs, I didn't notice a difference.
#29 - jiltist (02/10/2015) [-]
It's not as if they advertise the air as food. The ounces of chip inside the bag is clearly displayed on the front of every bag of chips. If anything, the disappointment is in your own inability to translate measured values into real space.
#39 - Floor it? 02/10/2015 on I have a question? 0
#89 - Stealing someone's pizza should be punishable by death. 02/10/2015 on Webm (mega) comp 4 0
#113 - The ability to smell what other people in sight are smelling. …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Useless superpower's +7
User avatar #182 - xamuswing (02/11/2015) [-]
The second one isn't even a super power, just look at where the sun and stars are.
#167 - mrboobs (02/11/2015) [-]
My super power.
#147 - blarghwarghian (02/11/2015) [-]
I don't know, though the goatcheese psychokinesis is useless, it would be one heck of a party trick.
User avatar #145 - paradoxofnight (02/11/2015) [-]
I don't know, that sphincter ability could come in handy.
#116 - Picture 02/10/2015 on 4chan sex +7
#109 - Picture 02/10/2015 on 4chan sex 0
#19 - Have you ever actually seen or talked to a real woman? …  [+] (11 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Is this the beginning +3
User avatar #29 - casval (02/10/2015) [-]
I've been growing my hair out for 6 years. It's literally three feet long. You're damn right it would be my last option. This shit takes for fucking ever to grow.
#33 - rylenwolf (02/10/2015) [-]
I can appreciate hair taking a long time because mine is too..

But that's because I stopped giving a fuck about how my hair is. It's superficial.

I could see this being decent logic if you had to put effort into growing your hair.

0/10 would respond to again.
User avatar #36 - casval (02/10/2015) [-]
I just like having really long hair because I can braid it and turn it into a rope or wear it long and let it flow like a cape in the wind.

Clothes are superficial too but I bet you don't run around naked.

And I do put effort into growing my hair. :/ I eat shit tons of avacados and do you think Dove Oxygen Moisture shampoo is cheap? No it is not.
#37 - rylenwolf (02/10/2015) [-]
Clothes were made to give people a little bit of privacy, and to keep the people of long ago warm in colder weathers. We're mostly conditioned by society to wear it and honestly I would be uncomfortable with strangers seeing my naked body for the conditioned reason most likely.

I don't use shampoo or conditioner on my hair. Water is just fine. My hair used to be really greasy and I'd get told that all the time, for not showering every day. Since I stopped bathing my hair in chemicals (inb4 tumblr fuck that shit) it's been just fine, and it doesn't smell, which would be the #1 indicator of being dirty or germy. And I stopped getting comments about my obvious problem with greasy hair/
"You need to shower more often"


2/10 better but you clearly didn't think your clothes example through.
#38 - casval (02/10/2015) [-]
You're arguing against proper hygiene. I'm done here. and to be honest, hearing about your stinky greasy hair was more than I needed to know.
#40 - rylenwolf (02/10/2015) [-]
I can see why you'd think that. But my point is you probably don't need Dove or some expensive shit to do your hair with. Therefore, your choice in expensive brand name stuff is not relevant to my initial response.

There are certainly grosser things. Like the insides of our mouths. Or buttcracks. Or not washing hands after you pee. Something about the grand scheme of things.

I take pride in being clean and not stinky, thanks.
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User avatar #41 - casval (02/10/2015) [-]
I'm not being rude but I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate me randomly going into vivid detail about my menstrual cycle and how wet my tampons have to be before I take them out.

But the truth is that yes, I do need expensive shampoo because my hair is very fine, finer than most people's (as in, the individual strands are very thin). If I don't use good shampoo or no shampoo, my hair kinks together within hours and becomes a unbrushable mess. Hair comes in different shapes and sizes.

Also, why are you even attacking me to begin with? I made a comment about long hair and you're turning it into some huge debate about literally nothing and trying to make me sound like some pretentious asshole for using shampoo and loving my hair instead of going for days without showering and letting my hair get greasy af.
#43 - rylenwolf (02/10/2015) [-]
>I'm not being rude but I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate me randomly going into vivid detail about my menstrual cycle and how wet my tampons have to be before I take them out.

This literally has nothing to do with not using soap on HAIR ONLY.

>But the truth is that yes, I do need expensive shampoo because my hair is very fine, finer than most people's (as in, the individual strands are very thin). If I don't use good shampoo or no shampoo, my hair kinks together within hours and becomes a unbrushable mess. Hair comes in different shapes and sizes.

I can see that being a problem.

>Also, why are you even attacking me to begin with? I made a comment about long hair and you're turning it into some huge debate about literally nothing and trying to make me sound like some pretentious asshole for using shampoo and loving my hair instead of going for days without showering and letting my hair get greasy af.

1. Who's attacking anyone? Am I not allowed to post my opinion on a public forum, like you're doing right now, without it being a sign of aggression?
2. For shits and giggles? Welcome to the internet.
3. You can take care of your hair however you like. But maybe it's because you ARE being a pretentious asshole at this point?
#44 - casval (02/10/2015) [-]
Ha. Ok, bud, you want to dance? Let's go.

The tampon comment was in response to the fact that it's not really appropriate in any situation to start talking about habits that others find, in general, to be disgusting. I think talking about greasy hair is disgusting, so I tried to think of something that would possibly have the same effect on you. And to be honest, talking about your weird hair and how you don't use shampoo was irrelevant to begin with on a satirical thread.

You're attacking me when you called me illogical for growing my hair out. You're attacking me by calling it "superficial" when it is clearly something important to me. You're attacking me with that "0/10 LOL WOULD REPLY TO AGAIN"-BS which is obviously an attempt to goad me into responding and defend myself (pointlessly, albeit). And yes, it worked this time, but mostly because I'm bored.

Yes you do have the right to be an asshole to the fellow members of your FJ community. But it still makes you look like an asshole.

But yes, I can become a pretentious asshole when I meet another pretentious asshole, you're right about that.
#46 - rylenwolf (02/10/2015) [-]
I can agree to that. We're both pretentious assholes right now.

I think that concludes this though. Have a good day And no I'm not being sarcastic about that.
#41 - sodomize 02/10/2015 on That's a baller move +1
#124 - At first I thouht they were magnets and wanted to scold at hi… 02/09/2015 on Science Bitch! 0
#22 - Well, to be fair it does look like and he probably also used a… 02/09/2015 on Balloons 0
#15 - It's about time they did a 4th Star Wars film.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on Han SoloxIniana Jones +12
User avatar #18 - mirukawa (02/08/2015) [-]
I know right? It's been like 30 years.
#55 - Honestly I haven't seen that many women with ticks. 02/08/2015 on A deer being a deer 0
#52 - Trust me, they can. I'm a guy. 02/08/2015 on Mashing Grapes 0
#24 - ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they can … 02/07/2015 on How DARE they!? 0
#14 - Random articale: Amanda Barr. >England >Sof…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2015 on bazongas +1
User avatar #15 - solidderking (02/07/2015) [-]
i`ve got 9 links, starting with Great North Road, Zambia and ending with Wikipedia
#12 - Let's play another game. This time you'll pick the subject …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/07/2015 on bazongas +1
User avatar #13 - solidderking (02/07/2015) [-]
lets play" Wikipedia "
whoever visits wikipedias page about itself wins
#14 - auryn (02/07/2015) [-]
Random articale: Amanda Barr.

>England
>Software industry
>Software
>Web browser
>Web Page
>Wikipedia

6 links.
User avatar #15 - solidderking (02/07/2015) [-]
i`ve got 9 links, starting with Great North Road, Zambia and ending with Wikipedia
#10 - Was Marseille Genocide Memorial your first article or link, be…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/07/2015 on bazongas +1
User avatar #11 - solidderking (02/07/2015) [-]
my first was Armenian Genocide
#12 - auryn (02/07/2015) [-]
Let's play another game. This time you'll pick the subject So instead of Hitler, something else.
User avatar #13 - solidderking (02/07/2015) [-]
lets play" Wikipedia "
whoever visits wikipedias page about itself wins
#14 - auryn (02/07/2015) [-]
Random articale: Amanda Barr.

>England
>Software industry
>Software
>Web browser
>Web Page
>Wikipedia

6 links.
User avatar #15 - solidderking (02/07/2015) [-]
i`ve got 9 links, starting with Great North Road, Zambia and ending with Wikipedia

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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