auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:1/29/2015
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#199
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 39880 total,  48664 ,  8784
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Content Views:12897
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7340
FJ Points:31882

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#19 - Picture 01/16/2015 on Emma Watson +5
#6 - See you on the frontpage, buddy. 01/16/2015 on butt-plugs +4
#3 - Comment deleted 01/16/2015 on Spray for armpit sweat +8
#3 - Me too. I'd hit it the American way, with a nuclear bomb.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2015 on freedom angels 0
User avatar #4 - jjvoodoo (01/16/2015) [-]
i'd hit it with my erect penis
#7 - Don't listen to him ladies, he might just be either mentally o… 01/15/2015 on (untitled) 0
#1 - Ah yes, freedom angels.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2015 on freedom angels +1
User avatar #2 - jjvoodoo (01/15/2015) [-]
i'd hit that
#3 - auryn (01/16/2015) [-]
Me too.

I'd hit it the American way, with a nuclear bomb.
User avatar #4 - jjvoodoo (01/16/2015) [-]
i'd hit it with my erect penis
#17 - Picture 01/15/2015 on Too good to see +2
#19 - >factories 01/15/2015 on desc 0
#8 - And I thought I was a buzzkill.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2015 on Nine-a-smeven +1
#9 - lathyrusvii (01/15/2015) [-]
#5 - What kind of logic is that? So if my boss calls me an…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2015 on Nine-a-smeven +1
User avatar #6 - lathyrusvii (01/15/2015) [-]
It's an intentional fault of logic for the purpose of amusement, such as is most humor.

So yes. You'd have taken orders from a phone.

It's funnier in my head because I'm picturing you as a blond.
#8 - auryn (01/15/2015) [-]
And I thought I was a buzzkill.
#9 - lathyrusvii (01/15/2015) [-]
#2 - It depends what they're competing for. 01/15/2015 on Arguments +7
#72 - I hope you find it again. 01/15/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +20
#10 - This is actually really nice, the secret is to add some toothpaste. 01/15/2015 on why? 0
#3 - I'm from the west, but I think India has the best food. 01/15/2015 on After a hearty Indian dish 0
#1 - I didn't know Mc Donalds did delivery.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2015 on A fuck ton is 2 ass loads +1
User avatar #2 - allenbahrain (01/15/2015) [-]
No but ch-46's do. An actually in Asia Mcdonalds does deliver in 125cc motorcycles
User avatar #3 - allenbahrain (01/15/2015) [-]
It used to be a game for us to find items that the Mcdonalds guy couldn't find on the way to our compound.
#1 - To be honest I don't think she's even touching the ground anym…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2015 on Too good to see +77
User avatar #5 - LordVoltagen (01/15/2015) [-]
It was inside her all along!
User avatar #28 - rollmeanddie (01/16/2015) [-]
Like a spleen!
#7 - I would, but I don't have that kind of money. 01/15/2015 on 5 million dollars +6
#11 - 2D has no depth, so the line shouldn't have a thickness. 01/14/2015 on 2-D Games in First-Person 0
#6 - I'm not saying I don't agree with inter-speciel tit sucking, b… 01/14/2015 on zoophile +1
#10 - Don't be such a hypocrite. I'm sure you spend some ti…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on Thats a Penis 9 +5
User avatar #11 - landartheconqueror (01/14/2015) [-]
hah, good one
except i can't stand to look at myself in the mirror
#39 - This GIF looks really Dutch. 01/14/2015 on Strike 0
#32 - FJ has gotten a bit of their common sense back. 01/14/2015 on Just a thought 0
#47 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** boobs 01/14/2015 on How to draw boobs. +6
#26 - >would of  [+] (9 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Mecca +255
#48 - anonasuser (01/14/2015) [-]
hugoking
have
#37 - lordofhell (01/14/2015) [-]
Fucking idiots like you.
#27 - kroger (01/14/2015) [-]
Never got why the fuck people say that. I see it everywhere
#54 - anonymous (01/14/2015) [-]
it' a common dialect, like when brits say, "should have" they pronounce it "should 'ave". Southerners often say "yall" and "should of" because when spoken "should 'ave" sounds closer "should of" to some people than "should have". Even though its spelt "should have". Honestly, people should give up being so asshurt about it, because, you still understand what they meant right? Right.
#60 - broswagonist (01/14/2015) [-]
#82 - anonymous (01/15/2015) [-]
except it is, you 100% knew "he should of done this" meant "he should have done this"
User avatar #31 - dilara (01/14/2015) [-]
it kinda sounds like you're saying "of" instead of "ve"
annoys me though.
#32 - kroger (01/14/2015) [-]
yeah, it just baffles me how common it is
User avatar #67 - lawlfailwinepic (01/14/2015) [-]
yeah, you'd think anyone with any higher than a 5th grade education would know the difference, it's one of my biggest pet peeves.
#49 - Or maybe not. 01/14/2015 on Some powerfull magnets +16
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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