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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:10/31/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#23 - The illermenati is at it again. 10/21/2014 on Jennifer Lawrence +2
#34 - Why would that matter? 10/21/2014 on Moon Dance Fall +3
#10 - You don't win diarhea, you lose it. Lots of it. 10/21/2014 on Mcdonalds monopoly pieces +4
#26 - Goddamn Kat Dennings is hot. has got big boobs. 10/21/2014 on Fine +1
#30 - Because it actually takes more time/days to get from monday to… 10/21/2014 on deep +7
#29 - Indeed. To achieve that you don't want psychedelic ha… 10/21/2014 on For the Glory of Satan of... +1
#28 - All drugs need to be absorbed internally.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on For the Glory of Satan of... 0
#32 - baitdoesnttalkback (10/21/2014) [-]
not the drug of love
#79 - **auryn rolled image ** My team. 10/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#66 - This is why you don't feed your cat amphetamine. 10/21/2014 on Has science gone too far? 0
#55 - Yes, it's terrible to have friends with a sense of humour who … 10/21/2014 on When friends send you a... +4
#52 - Weirdest glory hole I've seen. 10/21/2014 on Otter 0
#13 - I'd marry one just for the cats. 10/21/2014 on Cat lady +1
#81 - I've been to India for 3 months. They clean with wate… 10/21/2014 on Live in a diffrent time... +1
#45 - But if there's no army to fight against, then why do you do need guns?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on America -2
User avatar #49 - wertologist (10/20/2014) [-]
For your own protection. If a civil war broke out then there would be complete chaos. Looting, murder, and even rape. The army wouldn't immediately break off. I doubt the government would just outright turn into a dictatorship in one night. They would do it over time to avoid suspicion. The military would be called in to restore order and they probably would break off later.
#40 - I'd like to see the american people to try and overtake goverm…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/20/2014 on America -3
User avatar #46 - meganinja (10/20/2014) [-]
American citizens own at least 270 million guns based on surveys (with about a 317 million population). There are less than 3 million military personnel (active and reserve), which is ignoring the fact that they may desert in favor of the civilians. The military may have the toys, but ask the Germans how 3:1 manpower ratios went for them, let alone a 100:1 ratio.
User avatar #42 - wertologist (10/20/2014) [-]
Odds are if something like that were to happen a vast majority of the army(who are all American citizens who are effected by tyranny) would most likely fight back and help. The only people who would really support the tyrannical government would be the people in charge. The soldiers would just be pawns and be tossed aside when not useful. I doubt anyone would willingly defend people trying to remove their rights.
#45 - auryn (10/20/2014) [-]
But if there's no army to fight against, then why do you do need guns?
User avatar #49 - wertologist (10/20/2014) [-]
For your own protection. If a civil war broke out then there would be complete chaos. Looting, murder, and even rape. The army wouldn't immediately break off. I doubt the government would just outright turn into a dictatorship in one night. They would do it over time to avoid suspicion. The military would be called in to restore order and they probably would break off later.
#6 - No, it's defintely the mic. 10/20/2014 on He brought his own +77
#16 - Sometimes I feel Chinese would be more comprehensible to me th…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2014 on please prove that you are... +11
User avatar #18 - iridium (10/21/2014) [-]
The thing about Chinese is it uses a lot of little codifiers though. Like the symbol for eye is 目 and the symbol for watching/viewing is 見, which just uses the symbol for eye. The symbol for tree is 木 and the symbol for forest is 森 which is just 3 trees.

That said this is what I know from Japanese so I'm not 100% sure if it's completely the same for Chinese.
User avatar #47 - norkas (10/21/2014) [-]
The symbol for book is 本, which is funny because it looks like a cut down tree
#21 - evilbooty (10/21/2014) [-]
And they're exactly the same as Chinese, Japan stole their kanji from China, so the meaning is always the same when by themselves or in jukugo
User avatar #26 - iridium (10/21/2014) [-]
I know for the most part they're same, but there are some that only exist in 1 and not the other and some words are made with different ones. That's why I said I don't know 100%, because I don't know much Chinese.
#20 - evilbooty (10/21/2014) [-]
Those are called radicals
#11 - **auryn rolled image ** My new pet 10/20/2014 on busy -3
#29 - Ah yes, shoot the goverment when you disagree with them.  [+] (7 new replies) 10/20/2014 on America -1
User avatar #37 - meganinja (10/20/2014) [-]
Yes. If Obama (as an example) goes dictator there's going to be a civil war, and Americans have enough guns to win. Not too many other nations can say that.
#40 - auryn (10/20/2014) [-]
I'd like to see the american people to try and overtake goverment buildings & institutions and military camps, or watch them fight off an invasion of special forces, the feds, or the army.

Good luck with that.
User avatar #46 - meganinja (10/20/2014) [-]
American citizens own at least 270 million guns based on surveys (with about a 317 million population). There are less than 3 million military personnel (active and reserve), which is ignoring the fact that they may desert in favor of the civilians. The military may have the toys, but ask the Germans how 3:1 manpower ratios went for them, let alone a 100:1 ratio.
User avatar #42 - wertologist (10/20/2014) [-]
Odds are if something like that were to happen a vast majority of the army(who are all American citizens who are effected by tyranny) would most likely fight back and help. The only people who would really support the tyrannical government would be the people in charge. The soldiers would just be pawns and be tossed aside when not useful. I doubt anyone would willingly defend people trying to remove their rights.
#45 - auryn (10/20/2014) [-]
But if there's no army to fight against, then why do you do need guns?
User avatar #49 - wertologist (10/20/2014) [-]
For your own protection. If a civil war broke out then there would be complete chaos. Looting, murder, and even rape. The army wouldn't immediately break off. I doubt the government would just outright turn into a dictatorship in one night. They would do it over time to avoid suspicion. The military would be called in to restore order and they probably would break off later.
User avatar #31 - littleliz (10/20/2014) [-]
exactly! i never said it would work i was just throwing some ideas into the conversation
#14 - My current inbox. (although I checked home page and noti…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on The lurk is over +2
#15 - snakiter (10/20/2014) [-]
#27 - How are guns gonna help you secure the right for free speech?  [+] (11 new replies) 10/20/2014 on America -1
#30 - gameshredder (10/20/2014) [-]
Originally when these constitutional rights were being created, one of the reasons 'The right to bear arms' was included was so American citizens could revolt against the government, throw them out, and start a new government if their natural rights were being trivialized and ignored.
User avatar #28 - littleliz (10/20/2014) [-]
by shooting everyone who opposes what you say?
User avatar #68 - commontroll (10/21/2014) [-]
Not for opposing what you say, but for not allowing you to say anything that goes against what they say. It's essentially bug spray for tyranny, because the people have a way of overthrowing the government if necessary.

And before you say it, it's not absurd to think that they can fight the military. We're talking about at least 50 million armed rebels versus a government that is going to lose a large amount of its military when it comes to fighting their own countrymen and if they probably agree. Lots of people would die, don't get me wrong, but having firearms makes it a lot easier to take out bad guys.
#29 - auryn (10/20/2014) [-]
Ah yes, shoot the goverment when you disagree with them.
User avatar #37 - meganinja (10/20/2014) [-]
Yes. If Obama (as an example) goes dictator there's going to be a civil war, and Americans have enough guns to win. Not too many other nations can say that.
#40 - auryn (10/20/2014) [-]
I'd like to see the american people to try and overtake goverment buildings & institutions and military camps, or watch them fight off an invasion of special forces, the feds, or the army.

Good luck with that.
User avatar #46 - meganinja (10/20/2014) [-]
American citizens own at least 270 million guns based on surveys (with about a 317 million population). There are less than 3 million military personnel (active and reserve), which is ignoring the fact that they may desert in favor of the civilians. The military may have the toys, but ask the Germans how 3:1 manpower ratios went for them, let alone a 100:1 ratio.
User avatar #42 - wertologist (10/20/2014) [-]
Odds are if something like that were to happen a vast majority of the army(who are all American citizens who are effected by tyranny) would most likely fight back and help. The only people who would really support the tyrannical government would be the people in charge. The soldiers would just be pawns and be tossed aside when not useful. I doubt anyone would willingly defend people trying to remove their rights.
#45 - auryn (10/20/2014) [-]
But if there's no army to fight against, then why do you do need guns?
User avatar #49 - wertologist (10/20/2014) [-]
For your own protection. If a civil war broke out then there would be complete chaos. Looting, murder, and even rape. The army wouldn't immediately break off. I doubt the government would just outright turn into a dictatorship in one night. They would do it over time to avoid suspicion. The military would be called in to restore order and they probably would break off later.
User avatar #31 - littleliz (10/20/2014) [-]
exactly! i never said it would work i was just throwing some ideas into the conversation
#21 - Little do people know it's being a Feyenoord supporter that ma… 10/20/2014 on Faith in humanity restored! 0
#44 - Ah, the tesseract. A three-dimensional representation…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Existence +95
#121 - idontevenfap (10/21/2014) [-]
I managed to find what it would look like in the 0th dimension
#114 - anon (10/21/2014) [-]
Ah, The Tesseract Scalene Triangle.
#80 - rickastleylynched (10/21/2014) [-]
Also, a fucking awesome metal band.
User avatar #72 - yunogasaii (10/21/2014) [-]
actually it's displayed on the monitor three dimensionally
#143 - soloman (10/21/2014) [-]
What the fuck kind of monitor do you have?
User avatar #160 - yunogasaii (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm currently using a hologram
#36 - The Pokémon games already are RPGs.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on The dos and donts 0
User avatar #37 - hawkmonster (10/20/2014) [-]
I meant like skyrim how you hade side quests and coulb explore a open world and level up your guy. Thats what I would like to see in pokemon.
User avatar #38 - hawkmonster (10/20/2014) [-]
Sorry for the bad spelling.
#73 - ******** . The pulleys on the ceiling hol…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Science +3
User avatar #75 - jalthelas (10/20/2014) [-]
Exactly, if the pulleys came loose, the whole thing would crash to the floor.
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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