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#36 - casval (02/10/2015) [-]
I just like having really long hair because I can braid it and turn it into a rope or wear it long and let it flow like a cape in the wind.
Clothes are superficial too but I bet you don't run around naked.
And I do put effort into growing my hair. :/ I eat shit tons of avacados and do you think Dove Oxygen Moisture shampoo is cheap? No it is not.
#37 - rylenwolf (02/10/2015) [-]
Clothes were made to give people a little bit of privacy, and to keep the people of long ago warm in colder weathers. We're mostly conditioned by society to wear it and honestly I would be uncomfortable with strangers seeing my naked body for the conditioned reason most likely.
I don't use shampoo or conditioner on my hair. Water is just fine. My hair used to be really greasy and I'd get told that all the time, for not showering every day. Since I stopped bathing my hair in chemicals (inb4 tumblr fuck that shit) it's been just fine, and it doesn't smell, which would be the #1 indicator of being dirty or germy. And I stopped getting comments about my obvious problem with greasy hair/
"You need to shower more often"
2/10 better but you clearly didn't think your clothes example through.
#40 - rylenwolf (02/10/2015) [-]
I can see why you'd think that. But my point is you probably don't need Dove or some expensive shit to do your hair with. Therefore, your choice in expensive brand name stuff is not relevant to my initial response.
There are certainly grosser things. Like the insides of our mouths. Or buttcracks. Or not washing hands after you pee. Something about the grand scheme of things.
I take pride in being clean and not stinky, thanks.
#41 - casval (02/10/2015) [-]
I'm not being rude but I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate me randomly going into vivid detail about my menstrual cycle and how wet my tampons have to be before I take them out.
But the truth is that yes, I do need expensive shampoo because my hair is very fine, finer than most people's (as in, the individual strands are very thin). If I don't use good shampoo or no shampoo, my hair kinks together within hours and becomes a unbrushable mess. Hair comes in different shapes and sizes.
Also, why are you even attacking me to begin with? I made a comment about long hair and you're turning it into some huge debate about literally nothing and trying to make me sound like some pretentious asshole for using shampoo and loving my hair instead of going for days without showering and letting my hair get greasy af.
#43 - rylenwolf (02/10/2015) [-]
>I'm not being rude but I'm sure you wouldn't appreciate me randomly going into vivid detail about my menstrual cycle and how wet my tampons have to be before I take them out.
This literally has nothing to do with not using soap on HAIR ONLY.
>But the truth is that yes, I do need expensive shampoo because my hair is very fine, finer than most people's (as in, the individual strands are very thin). If I don't use good shampoo or no shampoo, my hair kinks together within hours and becomes a unbrushable mess. Hair comes in different shapes and sizes.
I can see that being a problem.
>Also, why are you even attacking me to begin with? I made a comment about long hair and you're turning it into some huge debate about literally nothing and trying to make me sound like some pretentious asshole for using shampoo and loving my hair instead of going for days without showering and letting my hair get greasy af.
1. Who's attacking anyone? Am I not allowed to post my opinion on a public forum, like you're doing right now, without it being a sign of aggression?
2. For shits and giggles? Welcome to the internet.
3. You can take care of your hair however you like. But maybe it's because you ARE being a pretentious asshole at this point?
#44 - casval (02/10/2015) [-]
The tampon comment was in response to the fact that it's not really appropriate in any situation to start talking about habits that others find, in general, to be disgusting. I think talking about greasy hair is disgusting, so I tried to think of something that would possibly have the same effect on you. And to be honest, talking about your weird hair and how you don't use shampoo was irrelevant to begin with on a satirical thread.
You're attacking me when you called me illogical for growing my hair out. You're attacking me by calling it "superficial" when it is clearly something important to me. You're attacking me with that "0/10 LOL WOULD REPLY TO AGAIN"-BS which is obviously an attempt to goad me into responding and defend myself (pointlessly, albeit). And yes, it worked this time, but mostly because I'm bored.
Yes you do have the right to be an asshole to the fellow members of your FJ community. But it still makes you look like an asshole.
But yes, I can become a pretentious asshole when I meet another pretentious asshole, you're right about that.
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