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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:3/02/2015
Location:The Netherlands
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#60 - Dismissing that in actuality you're probably just another skin…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/14/2015 on And in the door corner, the... +3
#165 - tosatsu (02/15/2015) [-]
I have a high burn organism, it's so hard to put on weight, even if all I do is sit and eat like a pig, i never had more then 13% body fat.

But muscles do grow at a steady rate as I lift, and i'm naturally fit because of that, you can see all the fibers that you normally see on skinny lifters.

Yes, i'm not 100kg, but i'm not a stick man, sorry. My grandfather boxed and lifted, my father the same, I only lift, and besides the "heritage", I got some pretty decent genes from them, a nice skeletal form(if you can call it that) so my shoulders form nice and wide. Please trust me on this one, I see the problem the dude in the picture has all the time, getting too buffed and you look like a blowfish, and i've seen dudes who look like they would turn me gay, because they have that good structure to work on.

So you might think i'm just a random retard talking shit like a smart ass, but i've studied these and it goes in the family. I have a lot of gym buddies, and it's fun. I just find it sad when people ruin their look like that, it's a silly form.

So I hope we're ok now, my english is not my mother tongue, so you can understand why i used jealousy instead of envy. Good day.
User avatar #171 - madb (02/17/2015) [-]
pics then. proove it.
#168 - auryn (02/15/2015) [-]
lol...you "studied" this?

Anyway, don't worry, we were already okay, I know and I actually feel the same way about it.

But at the end of the day you're still being a condescending little prick and shitting on someone else's parade.
He obviously put a lot of work in it and probably likes the way he looks, no need to call everything and everyone that doesn't fit your personal conception of beauty stupid, dumb, or a dickhead.

(just trying to belpful: high burn organism isn't really a term by the way, you probably meant to say fast metabolism)
User avatar #169 - tosatsu (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm. Not. Fucking. English.

#170 - auryn (02/15/2015) [-]
I know, and neither am I.

I was just trying to be helpful, so you would know the next time you wanted to use that term.
I know I would appreciate it when somebody would help me learn to improve my english.
#29 - Don't worry. He probably hates your body shape too, a…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/14/2015 on And in the door corner, the... +12
#31 - tosatsu (02/14/2015) [-]
Well most people do hate my body shape.

It's called jealousy.

Get over it.

#60 - auryn (02/14/2015) [-]
Dismissing that in actuality you're probably just another skinnyfag, that's a nice comeback.

But if you want to get technical though, that's called envy, not jealousy.

#165 - tosatsu (02/15/2015) [-]
I have a high burn organism, it's so hard to put on weight, even if all I do is sit and eat like a pig, i never had more then 13% body fat.

But muscles do grow at a steady rate as I lift, and i'm naturally fit because of that, you can see all the fibers that you normally see on skinny lifters.

Yes, i'm not 100kg, but i'm not a stick man, sorry. My grandfather boxed and lifted, my father the same, I only lift, and besides the "heritage", I got some pretty decent genes from them, a nice skeletal form(if you can call it that) so my shoulders form nice and wide. Please trust me on this one, I see the problem the dude in the picture has all the time, getting too buffed and you look like a blowfish, and i've seen dudes who look like they would turn me gay, because they have that good structure to work on.

So you might think i'm just a random retard talking shit like a smart ass, but i've studied these and it goes in the family. I have a lot of gym buddies, and it's fun. I just find it sad when people ruin their look like that, it's a silly form.

So I hope we're ok now, my english is not my mother tongue, so you can understand why i used jealousy instead of envy. Good day.
User avatar #171 - madb (02/17/2015) [-]
pics then. proove it.
#168 - auryn (02/15/2015) [-]
lol...you "studied" this?

Anyway, don't worry, we were already okay, I know and I actually feel the same way about it.

But at the end of the day you're still being a condescending little prick and shitting on someone else's parade.
He obviously put a lot of work in it and probably likes the way he looks, no need to call everything and everyone that doesn't fit your personal conception of beauty stupid, dumb, or a dickhead.

(just trying to belpful: high burn organism isn't really a term by the way, you probably meant to say fast metabolism)
User avatar #169 - tosatsu (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm. Not. Fucking. English.

#170 - auryn (02/15/2015) [-]
I know, and neither am I.

I was just trying to be helpful, so you would know the next time you wanted to use that term.
I know I would appreciate it when somebody would help me learn to improve my english.
#49 - Picture 02/14/2015 on Martin Luther King +1
#61 - I think a lot of the tendency of people to be intolerant or ho…  [+] (15 new replies) 02/14/2015 on FUCKIN VEGANS -4
#134 - evilbooty (02/14/2015) [-]
i am very smart hurr durr Can you be any more pretentious
#139 - auryn (02/15/2015) [-]
lol, really.

It's certainly not a difficult concept, neither am I using any obscure words or do I feel like I'm being unnecessarily complex. I don't see how this would make me pretentious. I think it says more about your unfamiliarity with certain things. I'm not allowed to use a few words with over 4 letters? What kind of you simpleton are you if a sentence like this strikes you as pretentious.

If you could rephrase what I said in a simpler manner, without changing anything of the meaning or deducting from it and without stretching it, then be my guest.
#140 - evilbooty (02/15/2015) [-]
I was wrong, you can be
#141 - auryn (02/15/2015) [-]
So, how's six grade working out for you?
#142 - evilbooty (02/15/2015) [-]
How's depriving your body of protein and essential lipids working out for you?
#143 - auryn (02/15/2015) [-]
Don't know.

You should ask someone who does.
#94 - christheace (02/14/2015) [-]
wow ur so smart!! are u sigmund freud???

please teach me more about the intricacies of the human psyche great one!!
#106 - auryn (02/14/2015) [-]
Well for one, it turns out fucking your mom is the nuclear complex of all neuroses.

Not because of any repressed desires or anything, but because the deed itself is so traumatizing.
User avatar #129 - christheace (02/14/2015) [-]
nice
User avatar #132 - scottysglasses (02/14/2015) [-]
Your avatar picture says it all
User avatar #138 - christheace (02/14/2015) [-]
i dont get it, what does it say
#65 - scottysglasses (02/14/2015) [-]
Or
Or
If you're getting pizza with friends, and try to tailor the pizza to your needs, buy your own fucking pizza
Try to look at life a bit more simple aristotle
#97 - anonexplains (02/14/2015) [-]
Or
Or
If you are getting pizza with friends and one is vegan either you order a vegan pizza or buy your own fucking pizza.
If no one wants to order the pizza with the vegan he will have to order alone. As easy as that. But what, should the vegan ask to order a fucking barbarque pizza?
#83 - auryn (02/14/2015) [-]
I'm sorry I should've been more specific. I'm not talking about this particular instance, I mean in general.

There's a lot of bashing of vegitarianism and veganism, and I do understand it some of the times and agree with it when people are just being hassle and unnecessarily inconvenient or being pretentious or preachy about it, but there's also quite a lot of bashing that's completely uncalled for, where people just carry an unrationally disproportionate anger towards something that doesn't affect them at all.
#80 - anonexplains (02/14/2015) [-]
Or
Or
If you hate vegans so much you maybe shouldn't be friends with one and order a pizza with them.
It's not like the fictional person in the content's joke tried to force their ideology on the guy, they just wanted a pizza.
#106 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2015 on Black Brits 0
User avatar #107 - camerel (02/14/2015) [-]
Yea I messed up my firstl comment.
#15 - It's where he keeps hitting his head. That would also… 02/13/2015 on Jaden has Competish +1
#21 - He's at that advanced stage of being drunk where the angle of … 02/13/2015 on (untitled) +2
#69 - But where's the fun in the consent.. 02/13/2015 on What the world is coming to 0
#81 - My "mother" has some explaining to do. 02/13/2015 on Your move hippies 0
#61 - Suit yourself 02/13/2015 on social media comp part 3 0
#59 - It was. It was really peaceful. Just a tran…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on social media comp part 3 0
User avatar #60 - notnewaccount (02/13/2015) [-]
Sure
#61 - auryn (02/13/2015) [-]
Suit yourself
#11 - I'm not sure how I feel about Hungarian people. I wor…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on Humor Not Received +1
#12 - ruderoody (02/13/2015) [-]
They sound like very nice people
#29 - Haha, no problem. I appreciate those kind of comments. 02/12/2015 on James Cameron 0
#28 - Nice ad hominem there, brah. Besides, other people ha… 02/12/2015 on James Cameron 0
#25 - What mistake? I completely stand by my point. …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2015 on James Cameron 0
User avatar #27 - cantexplain (02/12/2015) [-]
then you should add the "feeling" part on your comment? Don't worry brah it was mostly comment on how quickly FJ members get butthurt and jump on butthurt vagon. This place was stinking of gay not the good kind lately, but I'm still not ready to quit, so I just spent some time trying to be semi-funny and semi-offensive to everyone but then not really in kinda "lawyer"kinda way
#29 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
Haha, no problem.

I appreciate those kind of comments.
#23 - I don't need to think about my phone to know it's in my pocket…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2015 on James Cameron 0
User avatar #24 - subadanus (02/12/2015) [-]
"And i** FEEL LIKE** the most solitary human being on the planet, completely cut off from humanity....... "

Maybe you should realize that other people have other experiences and stop replying to every single person that had been arguing with you to continue to try and prove your bullshit point?
#28 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
Nice ad hominem there, brah.

Besides, other people having other experiences is self-evident, I'm not saying they don't, but regardless of them feeling a certain way doesn't mean their feelings make any sense.

Also, what's there to prove? There's nothing to prove.

It's just me frowning upon him feeling completely cut off from humanity while he has a working cell phone with him.

Once again, maybe you should put a little more thought into the things you're saying.
#20 - I don't need to use my phone to know it's in my pocket. …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/12/2015 on James Cameron 0
#21 - subadanus (02/12/2015) [-]
Maybe you should stop thinking about your fucking phone and think about the nature around you.
#23 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
I don't need to think about my phone to know it's in my pocket.
Also, having a phone in my pocket doesn't stop me from thinking about nature.

Maybe you should put a little more thought into the things you're saying.
User avatar #24 - subadanus (02/12/2015) [-]
"And i** FEEL LIKE** the most solitary human being on the planet, completely cut off from humanity....... "

Maybe you should realize that other people have other experiences and stop replying to every single person that had been arguing with you to continue to try and prove your bullshit point?
#28 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
Nice ad hominem there, brah.

Besides, other people having other experiences is self-evident, I'm not saying they don't, but regardless of them feeling a certain way doesn't mean their feelings make any sense.

Also, what's there to prove? There's nothing to prove.

It's just me frowning upon him feeling completely cut off from humanity while he has a working cell phone with him.

Once again, maybe you should put a little more thought into the things you're saying.
#57 - It was my grandma. She had cancer, and they performed…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/12/2015 on social media comp part 3 0
User avatar #58 - notnewaccount (02/12/2015) [-]
Sure it was good
#59 - auryn (02/13/2015) [-]
It was.

It was really peaceful.

Just a tranquil atmosphere, and a sense of closure.
Nothing negative at all, just a lot of love and a touch of melancholy.

Quite beautiful actually.

User avatar #60 - notnewaccount (02/13/2015) [-]
Sure
#61 - auryn (02/13/2015) [-]
Suit yourself
#37 - I wish. Some of us have a full-time job, you know. 02/12/2015 on Anon is living the dream.... +1
#12 - See comment #11 below. 02/12/2015 on James Cameron -1
#11 - Why would you feel like the most solitary human being on the p…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/12/2015 on James Cameron -11
#16 - subadanus (02/12/2015) [-]
maybe some people dont use their fucking phone all the time for everything like you do, allowing them to feel alone without thinking about which fag is going to send you a text next
#20 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
I don't need to use my phone to know it's in my pocket.

You dun goofed.
#21 - subadanus (02/12/2015) [-]
Maybe you should stop thinking about your fucking phone and think about the nature around you.
#23 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
I don't need to think about my phone to know it's in my pocket.
Also, having a phone in my pocket doesn't stop me from thinking about nature.

Maybe you should put a little more thought into the things you're saying.
User avatar #24 - subadanus (02/12/2015) [-]
"And i** FEEL LIKE** the most solitary human being on the planet, completely cut off from humanity....... "

Maybe you should realize that other people have other experiences and stop replying to every single person that had been arguing with you to continue to try and prove your bullshit point?
#28 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
Nice ad hominem there, brah.

Besides, other people having other experiences is self-evident, I'm not saying they don't, but regardless of them feeling a certain way doesn't mean their feelings make any sense.

Also, what's there to prove? There's nothing to prove.

It's just me frowning upon him feeling completely cut off from humanity while he has a working cell phone with him.

Once again, maybe you should put a little more thought into the things you're saying.
#3 - > "Completely cut off from humanity, no chance of resc…  [+] (17 new replies) 02/12/2015 on James Cameron -74
#22 - cantexplain (02/12/2015) [-]
haha you made a mistake and now you get hate of thousand virgins! But you will not get a thing from this one! Other than this retarded comment! I win again!
#25 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
What mistake?

I completely stand by my point.

I think it's silly to feel completely cut off from humanity with no chance of rescue when you've got a working cellphone with you.

I don't see how that's unreasonable.
User avatar #27 - cantexplain (02/12/2015) [-]
then you should add the "feeling" part on your comment? Don't worry brah it was mostly comment on how quickly FJ members get butthurt and jump on butthurt vagon. This place was stinking of gay not the good kind lately, but I'm still not ready to quit, so I just spent some time trying to be semi-funny and semi-offensive to everyone but then not really in kinda "lawyer"kinda way
#29 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
Haha, no problem.

I appreciate those kind of comments.
#19 - anonexplains (02/12/2015) [-]
hes went to challenger deep in a submersible if a weight were not to drop or if anything broke he could be stuck down there forever with no way of getting helped at all, all the water down there is 0 degrees Celsius so even if we could some how some way get a sub down there to get him he would of froze to death even before he ran out of oxygen
#7 - myjunk (02/12/2015) [-]
#14 - dorfdorfdorf (02/12/2015) [-]
take this
#12 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
See comment #11 below.
#4 - anonexplains (02/12/2015) [-]
"And i FEEL LIKE the most solitary human being on the planet, completely cut off from humanity....... "

Do you have the reading comprehension of a 5 year old?
#11 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
Why would you feel like the most solitary human being on the planet, completely cut off from humanity if you have a working mobile phone with you?

It doesn't really change my point.
#16 - subadanus (02/12/2015) [-]
maybe some people dont use their fucking phone all the time for everything like you do, allowing them to feel alone without thinking about which fag is going to send you a text next
#20 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
I don't need to use my phone to know it's in my pocket.

You dun goofed.
#21 - subadanus (02/12/2015) [-]
Maybe you should stop thinking about your fucking phone and think about the nature around you.
#23 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
I don't need to think about my phone to know it's in my pocket.
Also, having a phone in my pocket doesn't stop me from thinking about nature.

Maybe you should put a little more thought into the things you're saying.
User avatar #24 - subadanus (02/12/2015) [-]
"And i** FEEL LIKE** the most solitary human being on the planet, completely cut off from humanity....... "

Maybe you should realize that other people have other experiences and stop replying to every single person that had been arguing with you to continue to try and prove your bullshit point?
#28 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
Nice ad hominem there, brah.

Besides, other people having other experiences is self-evident, I'm not saying they don't, but regardless of them feeling a certain way doesn't mean their feelings make any sense.

Also, what's there to prove? There's nothing to prove.

It's just me frowning upon him feeling completely cut off from humanity while he has a working cell phone with him.

Once again, maybe you should put a little more thought into the things you're saying.
User avatar #8 - jzwangpk (02/12/2015) [-]
Apparently. No object permanence.
#46 - Comment deleted 02/12/2015 on How big is yours Admin? 0
#27 - The general consensus has little to do with my state of being …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on Diet Experts 0
#28 - chuca (02/12/2015) [-]
#22 - It's the second most danerous type of food in this list, next …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Diet Experts +1
#35 - invaderfromthesea (02/12/2015) [-]
Pussy
User avatar #26 - chuca (02/12/2015) [-]
if you're a pussy
#27 - auryn (02/12/2015) [-]
The general consensus has little to do with my state of being as an individual.
#28 - chuca (02/12/2015) [-]

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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