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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:9/26/2016
Location:The Netherlands
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#78 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls The hardwo…  [+] (1 reply) 04/13/2016 on Bowling Regulations 0
#79 - auryn (04/13/2016) [-]
That's not a sport, that's a myth..
#166 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 replies) 04/13/2016 on A powerlifter in the gym... 0
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#167 - merfmerf (04/13/2016) [-]
Yeah no shit, but wearing make-up with a dress is a tad bit more normal than wearing make-up when lifting stuff looking like you're taking a shit all the time and ending up looking like a tomato.
#168 - auryn (04/13/2016) [-]
My bad, I missinterpretted why you were saying that.

I'm just awake.
#3 - At the age of 14 while drunk I lost my virginity to a fat marr…  [+] (26 replies) 04/12/2016 on Anon has sex with a married... +122
#88 - alimais (04/13/2016) [-]
So she got you drunk for consent ?
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#80 - hikakiller (04/13/2016) [-]
Me.
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#73 - mrsixinch (04/13/2016) [-]
The kid actually wanted to /ss/... The absolute madman
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#39 - elcreepo (04/12/2016) [-]
Dude

Pretty sure you got sexually assaulted by a pedo
#51 - anon (04/13/2016) [-]
remember they're only pedos if they're ugly or men
#38 - fjkabob (04/12/2016) [-]
must've been weird fucking your mom
#27 - slickey (04/12/2016) [-]
Dear Diary, today we found out what kind of game FunnyJunker's get. Fat, cheating sluts in their midlife crises.
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#61 - ohhh (04/13/2016) [-]
You mean pedophiles.
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#25 - augustusxxiv (04/12/2016) [-]
I'm surprised no one's pointed out the fact that you were basically raped (at the bare minimum legally)
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#40 - elcreepo (04/12/2016) [-]
If this was a story about a 14 year old girl with a fatass guy with kids we'd be hearing about it on the news
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#14 - Deavas (04/12/2016) [-]
haha i did that at 19 except she wasnt married and had 2 kids from 2 different men and she weighed 380lbs
#10 - justtocomment (04/12/2016) [-]
Oh hey, similar here:
Lost my virginity at 15 to a friend's mom. She wasn't married though. Fat and doughy, but holy shit she could suck dick like mad. I fucked her while my friend was in the other room... Not my proudest moment, but I kept fucking her on and off until I was 21.
#6 - postwhatevs (04/12/2016) [-]
**postwhatevs used "*roll picture*"**
**postwhatevs rolled image** Virgin women mostly suck at sex, this was a good thing even though she was fat.
#22 - anon (04/12/2016) [-]
women mostly suck at sex*

ftfy
#5 - grafitblacke (04/12/2016) [-]
#4 - anon (04/12/2016) [-]
Someone with a little self respect.
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#44 - quoterox (04/12/2016) [-]
No one has self respect at 14.
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#58 - izdubar (04/13/2016) [-]
I was a narcissistic cunt when I was 14, pretty sure I had a lot of self-respect
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#82 - hikakiller (04/13/2016) [-]
You were most likely cocky. Not the same.
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#83 - izdubar (04/13/2016) [-]
What's the difference?
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#90 - acemrhawk (04/13/2016) [-]
I think being cocky is the result of such a low level of self-respect that you don't even care anymore.
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#91 - izdubar (04/13/2016) [-]
Care about what? Myself? But then I wouldn't be narcissistic, mate. Also it's good fun that all of you know better than me how I was back when I was 14 pedo stalkers

I have no idea why I'm getting the reddies, I guess my bantz just ain't good enough.
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#92 - acemrhawk (04/13/2016) [-]
Your surroundings
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#94 - izdubar (04/13/2016) [-]
So in order to have self-respect, I must first respect my surroundings?
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#95 - acemrhawk (04/13/2016) [-]
I'm saying that you might've had such a low level of self-respect that you don't even care about anything, including the people around you. I was just answering your question on what the difference was. I'm not saying anything about the 14-year old you. sry m8.
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#8 - alfonshister (04/12/2016) [-]
and that's why you shouldn't drink.