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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/27/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#694
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 46071 total,  55674 ,  9603
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 48.6% (486/1000)
Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:12993
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8635
FJ Points:36369

latest user's comments

#61 - I've always assumed people explicitly meant females with 'gym bunnies' 01/05/2015 on New Year's Revolution 0
#2 - Uhm.. okay. Well I guess it makes a little sense, peo…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2015 on rock hard +266
#174 - bearception has deleted their comment.
User avatar #400 - fukkendragonite (01/05/2015) [-]
I cannot stop laughing, fucking amazing!
#253 - kakariko (01/05/2015) [-]
Kind of nasty with those sesames
User avatar #138 - theuglypanda (01/05/2015) [-]
That's an actual vagina. what
#188 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2015 on assassindash's profile 0
User avatar #189 - assassindash (01/05/2015) [-]
You see Ivan, the enemy won't be willing to hit you if you cover yourself with barbed wire.
#5 - Wallah means "I swear to God"  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Wallah +15
User avatar #6 - sumatrize (01/05/2015) [-]
Hmmm. I've really assumed that that was people getting the french "unleash culinary masterpiece" incorrectly this whole time.

Wjesus I didn't know. So sorry.
#12 - zoef (01/05/2015) [-]
I though the same, yo
#3 - Picture 01/05/2015 on Fly Cheapbastard Airlines... +4
#8 - The problem is the rear wheels are still behind the rails, you… 01/05/2015 on Best parents NA +38
#7 - Imagine if the dad misinterpretted his wife when she asked to …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2015 on Best parents NA 0
#10 - babarock (01/05/2015) [-]
I keep thinking about The Cat in the Hat's Thing 1 and Thing 2.
#4 - Why would ******* a blender excite you?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2015 on Set to pulse. +6
#9 - pootismang (01/05/2015) [-]
#9 - Seems only reasonable to me. 01/05/2015 on Weird.. 0
#13 - Ofcourse not. Who the hell is gonna complain about ha…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2015 on New Year's Revolution +91
User avatar #47 - thepizzadevourer (01/05/2015) [-]
You know that new shitposter? The one who goes on about how amazing his muscles are and how fit he is? Yes, now imagine 10 of him in a pub.

I know most people don't act like that, but still, it is a reason.
#63 - anon (01/05/2015) [-]
jelly dyel detected
#61 - auryn (01/05/2015) [-]
I've always assumed people explicitly meant females with 'gym bunnies'
#48 - therealhodor (01/05/2015) [-]
Yeah most don't act like that. Jeff Seid is a special kind of cunt.
#22 - In all fairness, I honestly think that if you're allowed to ab… 01/05/2015 on Kek 0
#15 - Do you think this is a ************* game? 01/05/2015 on Tripping on acid +3
#22 - Then you aren't lifting enough. 01/05/2015 on Feels 0
#57 - Sad , or arousing ?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2015 on Walmart 0
User avatar #58 - CrushOrange (01/05/2015) [-]
Sad, you sick fuck
#52 - Can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Walmart 0
User avatar #56 - CrushOrange (01/05/2015) [-]
Yes, but when parent break down and cry because the try too, its a sad sight to see.
#57 - auryn (01/05/2015) [-]
Sad, or arousing?
User avatar #58 - CrushOrange (01/05/2015) [-]
Sad, you sick fuck
#108 - I've had similarly sized and shaped arms too. It has … 01/05/2015 on What a bitch 0
#220 - Hypothetically accepting the existence of an omniscient, omnip…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on Spy Kids 0
User avatar #283 - areancoconut (01/05/2015) [-]
An omnipotent being has the ability to do anything, including creating something that it fears.
#189 - You've discovered FJ's age old secret. 01/04/2015 on Cat fight in the making 0
#14 - I've inquired a couple of experts and they unanimously agreed … 01/04/2015 on Just wondering about this... +1
#20 - You mean 'the past', right? This exact same **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2015 on Brick +3
User avatar #21 - serterazi (01/04/2015) [-]
Then, by all means come along.
#26 - puggles (01/05/2015) [-]
think it was this one, if i'm not mistaken.
#5 - With a dragon dildo instead of a knife and a few modifications… 01/04/2015 on for them assassin lovers 0
#10276757 - I accidentally clicked on your profile, it's really nice. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on Autism Board 0
User avatar #10276761 - clavatninenine (01/04/2015) [-]
Thank you, and yes just go to edit style on your profile to change stuff.
#2 - Comment deleted 01/04/2015 on zlatan ibrahimovic 0
#3 - Thanks for wasting my time. Now I had to watch a 20 m…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on How to seduce anyone +3
User avatar #26 - maybelline (01/05/2015) [-]
bitch i still love that game
#8 - Apart from "I am pregnant" these are the 3 most drea…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2015 on each and every one of you 0
User avatar #25 - traks (01/05/2015) [-]
>"I am pregnant"
Counter three words: Baby aint mine
#20 - anon (01/04/2015) [-]
I like it.
Even if it isn't genuine, it still makes me feel bubbly inside.

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#72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll 4, 0-9*"**
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#73 to #72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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