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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:10/21/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#5 - The first one is the exact opposite of what a rapist would say…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on These quotes were written... +6
User avatar #8 - greendroid (07/06/2014) [-]
Tag team
#3 - I still prefer Chromo or Firefox to download other browsers. 07/05/2014 on Fox girls > human girls 0
#12 - I find that multiverse theory has little to do with science anyway.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/05/2014 on People online 0
User avatar #13 - sciencexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
It will only ever come into play in the result of us learning ridiculously incomprehensibly fast travel or learn to use wormholes for time travel and space jumping. Until then, it's worth fuck all because we can't travel fast enough or far enough to find these universes.

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#14 - jokexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - sciencexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
u wot m8 u fink dis is a joke m8 i will fuk u up

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User avatar #17 - thedutchs (07/05/2014) [-]
TWO EXPLAINS?!?

Is there an explain-club and if so how do I join
User avatar #18 - sciencexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
For a blueish name, you really are quite newfag-ish. We started an explain family a while ago, but pick a topic and make the account and you're free to explain as you wish. We don't trademark it or own it in any way.
User avatar #28 - thedutchs (07/06/2014) [-]
Fuck off. I know you all meet at the Explain clubhouse and laugh at the ignorance of the common rabble.

Your denying will not sway my faith
#29 - sciencexplain (07/06/2014) [-]
Oh shit... They know! Run! RUN I SAY!

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User avatar #16 - jokexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
I meant it unironically, sorry
sincerity doesn't come across well on fj
User avatar #19 - sciencexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
No it doesn't. But irony does, doesn't it?

Sincerity clearly comes across, doesn't it?

Use of italics shows irony quite well, I think.

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#1982 - Problem in my ass. 07/05/2014 on in my ass 0
#24 - Okay, good information. Thank you, Anon. I stand corr… 07/05/2014 on Happy America Day 0
#19 - Wait, people don't realize I'm joking?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on personal trainers hate him -2
#25 - chrispoot (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh, you were joking? Well shit, I thought you were bringing up some actual shit that the male nipples do. Sorreh
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on ass 0
#5 - selfrazedzealot Comment deleted by auryn
#4 - I feel my emotional and intellectual intelligence dropping wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on You have been enriched +6
User avatar #7 - sanguinius (07/05/2014) [-]
Why, because it have different/new point of view on some matters? Or you dont agree with it? If you do, you could possibly share your opinion and add something to discussion
User avatar #5 - schnizel (07/05/2014) [-]
Your own opinion.
#4 - pun unintended 07/05/2014 on abstract art +2
#3 - Same here, didn't catch the last one either.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on abstract art 0
#4 - auryn (07/05/2014) [-]
pun unintended
#6 - I've known too many overly-excited annoying kawaii goths with …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on you lot might find this useful -8
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/05/2014) [-]
I'm willing to bet most of them didn't get sold to be lab rats to a twisted megacorporation and only escaped because of a grenade hidden in their dresses and had to run and leave their parents behind to become mutated freaks and live out in a cave surrounded by murderous bandits and giant insects with nothing but bombs for company, eating nothing but crumpets for years and years.

Then when they do get a father figure, he dies just a few years later and they can't handle it to the extent that they want to live in a fantasy world where he's alive and living and they act out his every word and action.

But hey, maybe you went to an interesting school.
#17 - auryn (07/05/2014) [-]
Regardless they sound and act exactly the same though.
#9 - In The Netherlands all schools are high schools. 07/05/2014 on 2cool4school -2
#6 - I'm fairly sure the scientists that were responsible for getti…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Happy America Day +41
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/05/2014) [-]
Actually, it was done using the imperial system.
science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2007/08jan_metricmoon/
It wasn't until 2007 that they agreed to fully switch to the metric system, though they have been mostly using it since 1990.
#24 - auryn (07/05/2014) [-]
Okay, good information.

Thank you, Anon. I stand corrected.
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/05/2014) [-]
Sorry, meant to change that to English Units as I thought it was imperial but it was actually English.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_units
#8 - Nipples actually do have very important etheric purposes only …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2014 on personal trainers hate him -9
#15 - chrispoot (07/05/2014) [-]
Cool story bruh
#19 - auryn (07/05/2014) [-]
Wait, people don't realize I'm joking?
#25 - chrispoot (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh, you were joking? Well shit, I thought you were bringing up some actual shit that the male nipples do. Sorreh
#2 - But I thought 7 8 9 07/05/2014 on sorry, vegans +23
#5 - I headbutt my cat to show affection. 07/05/2014 on Animal Tips +11
#9 - thatsthejoke.jpg 07/05/2014 on BIC +3
#29 - Meh. It's actually inferior to pretty much anything o… 07/05/2014 on Gatorade 0
#9 - Fake!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Hello? 0
User avatar #19 - reican (07/05/2014) [-]
I know right? it would stop mid-sentence to sniff its butt before going the other way.
#12 - The best and most natural way is to lick it off, just like a r…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on so that's what these are... +5
#22 - ilikethisusername (07/05/2014) [-]
you think this is a joke m8?
#43 - Life is all about high velocity, low viscosity. 07/05/2014 on beautiful and overlooked... +1
#34 - It has always been like that. And for good reason. 07/04/2014 on Anon is Alpha as fuck 0
#55 - We need more of these 07/04/2014 on this is sfw, right? 0
#28 - Yes, and no. But mainly no. Generally when talking ab… 07/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#109 - There's a videotape of that cannibal thing, unfortantely the p… 07/04/2014 on 100 Ways to Die #7 0
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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