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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:9/03/2015
Location:The Netherlands
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#908
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 47466 total,  57109 ,  9643
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 50% (500/1000)
Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 338 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:13009
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8730
FJ Points:37383

latest user's comments

#63 - It's photoshop. You can tell by the pixels. 01/13/2015 on Master Of Camoflage 0
#68 - You sound like you could use a good hit. 01/13/2015 on A true opportunist 0
#20 - For some reason the people on FJ seem to think any vague refer… 01/13/2015 on STOP. 0
#113 - Picture 01/12/2015 on Anonymous declares war on ISIS +3
#22 - Meh. I'm more into Metal. 01/12/2015 on /k/ discusses rocks 0
#166 - Picture 01/12/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... +1
#307 - weapons of mass distraction. 01/12/2015 on Different swords 0
#306 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** m…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Different swords +5
#307 - auryn (01/12/2015) [-]
weapons of mass distraction.
#4 - fake 01/12/2015 on Spoopy. 0
#133 - A cat. 01/12/2015 on Pork Butt and 'Taters 0
#88 - That's her fetish. 01/12/2015 on Karma Bitch +3
#95 - The only thing that makes me cry is anything that brings up Frozen. 01/12/2015 on Sad Six Words Stories 4 +1
#90 - People can't do that. That would be deceit.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2015 on No Snitches +4
#146 - anon (01/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #92 - lazaman (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh my sweet sweet innocent child.
You have much to learn..
#84 - Picture 01/11/2015 on That would've saved a lot... +1
#87 - Don't be surprised. I've managed to reduce the commun…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2015 on No Snitches +11
User avatar #88 - undeadmaus (01/11/2015) [-]
Text screencaps are notorious for being fake tho.
#147 - thebrownbomber (01/12/2015) [-]
#90 - auryn (01/11/2015) [-]
People can't do that.

That would be deceit.
#146 - anon (01/12/2015) [-]
User avatar #92 - lazaman (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh my sweet sweet innocent child.
You have much to learn..
#32 - ..did he say to the basement dwellers on the this site.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on College girls +7
#34 - dudewitharake (01/12/2015) [-]
possibly
#3 - > "I was gonna get married once, but I couldn't cause … 01/11/2015 on Your daily dose of reminders 0
#10 - It sounds incredibly familiar to me too, I've never watched or… 01/11/2015 on Tengen Telephant Shrewgan... 0
#10 - Dr. Dre - Bitches Ain't **** 01/11/2015 on Tap water music iz best music -3
#44 - Because she couldn't see through her 7 year old kid's ****… 01/11/2015 on Send this kid to military... +20
#24 - Actually I've done most of the common drugs, and relatively ex… 01/11/2015 on Nike 0
#42 - But you just said 'Anyone who kills muslims is good' … 01/10/2015 on Beard game 100 +5
#85 - I'm with you. 01/10/2015 on Nope +1
#82 - I take it for granted that people know it's an exaggeration. …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Nope +6
User avatar #83 - mumblesthepyro (01/10/2015) [-]
Yeah but funnyjunk HATES it when they see comments like "i'm dieing" but then they turn around and make comments like "This pisses me off" whatever EVERYONE'S DUMB ON THE INTERNET
User avatar #150 - masturbakor (01/11/2015) [-]
because the phrase "pisses me off" or the state of being "pissed off" is universally accepted in english speaking countries and is used by many people IRL, whereas "im dying" is a much more recent tumour of the internet used by teenaged girls on tumblr
User avatar #155 - mumblesthepyro (01/11/2015) [-]
I mean in that context. Like they see someone with their finger on a trigger the gun faggots are always like "this pisses me off. terrible trigger discipline i like guns 0/10 would not shot guns with btw i like guns did you know I liek guns?" It's like a weird way for people to express their interests. "I'm a physics major and this pisses me off. God I can't live with knowing that a cartoon for kids had impossible physics." whatever i'm faggot
User avatar #159 - masturbakor (01/11/2015) [-]
but you just look at it and its so wrong, compared with how things should be.
some people are a little spazzy about the way things should and shouldnt be (myself included) and when things arent the way they should be, it bothers us.
deal with it, not everyone is the same.
User avatar #166 - mumblesthepyro (01/11/2015) [-]
exactly, not everyone is the same, my opinion is different from yours, deal with it.
User avatar #174 - masturbakor (01/11/2015) [-]
explaining to you why it bothers some people was my way of dealing with it, so you can just deal with that, sir!
User avatar #175 - mumblesthepyro (01/11/2015) [-]
Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over me dealing with it, sir.
#178 - masturbakor (01/11/2015) [-]
that comment was read and dealt with in 0.3 secs. good day.
User avatar #179 - mumblesthepyro (01/11/2015) [-]
I need to get better at dealing with it cause I only dealt with it at 3.0 senconds
#85 - auryn (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm with you.
#73 - I don't care about physics, and 'pissing off' would be a hyper…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/10/2015 on Nope +6
User avatar #74 - mumblesthepyro (01/10/2015) [-]
I can accept that. I just hate these "This pisses me off comments" I guess you could say they piss me off.
#82 - auryn (01/10/2015) [-]
I take it for granted that people know it's an exaggeration.

I don't expect people to call an ambulance when I text them "I'm laughing so hard, I'm dieing" either.
User avatar #83 - mumblesthepyro (01/10/2015) [-]
Yeah but funnyjunk HATES it when they see comments like "i'm dieing" but then they turn around and make comments like "This pisses me off" whatever EVERYONE'S DUMB ON THE INTERNET
User avatar #150 - masturbakor (01/11/2015) [-]
because the phrase "pisses me off" or the state of being "pissed off" is universally accepted in english speaking countries and is used by many people IRL, whereas "im dying" is a much more recent tumour of the internet used by teenaged girls on tumblr
User avatar #155 - mumblesthepyro (01/11/2015) [-]
I mean in that context. Like they see someone with their finger on a trigger the gun faggots are always like "this pisses me off. terrible trigger discipline i like guns 0/10 would not shot guns with btw i like guns did you know I liek guns?" It's like a weird way for people to express their interests. "I'm a physics major and this pisses me off. God I can't live with knowing that a cartoon for kids had impossible physics." whatever i'm faggot
User avatar #159 - masturbakor (01/11/2015) [-]
but you just look at it and its so wrong, compared with how things should be.
some people are a little spazzy about the way things should and shouldnt be (myself included) and when things arent the way they should be, it bothers us.
deal with it, not everyone is the same.
User avatar #166 - mumblesthepyro (01/11/2015) [-]
exactly, not everyone is the same, my opinion is different from yours, deal with it.
User avatar #174 - masturbakor (01/11/2015) [-]
explaining to you why it bothers some people was my way of dealing with it, so you can just deal with that, sir!
User avatar #175 - mumblesthepyro (01/11/2015) [-]
Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over me dealing with it, sir.
#178 - masturbakor (01/11/2015) [-]
that comment was read and dealt with in 0.3 secs. good day.
User avatar #179 - mumblesthepyro (01/11/2015) [-]
I need to get better at dealing with it cause I only dealt with it at 3.0 senconds
#85 - auryn (01/10/2015) [-]
I'm with you.

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#72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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#73 to #72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

#5 - lolmonade ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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