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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:5/31/2016
Location:The Netherlands
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#318
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 59687 total,  70039 ,  10352
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 47.3% (473/1000)
Level 346 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 347 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:1
Content Views:13054
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:10099
FJ Points:46356

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#30 - Is this Kim's new movie? 07/01/2015 on Kayne Smart +6
#77 - But then again you probably have little affiliation with women… 07/01/2015 on HD Carlton Dance +1
#100 - It's to oil up the the cyborg tentacle rape machine. 07/01/2015 on git yer motor runnin 0
#161 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** O… 07/01/2015 on Nature you sick bastard 0
#41 - r u 'aving a giggle m8? 07/01/2015 on Brits +1
#1868 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** I… 07/01/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#1867 - Picture 07/01/2015 on What turned you gay +1
#60 - > would of 07/01/2015 on How the jews "buy" dinner +1
#36 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** … 07/01/2015 on Tender: Where people meat 0
#135 - "**** your language. I'm gonna make my own language, with… 07/01/2015 on Childhood traits +1
#52 - I'm surprised redneck didn't bring out a gun. 07/01/2015 on Anon's Coke fueled rage 0
#183 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** M… 06/30/2015 on go home nature u drunk 0
#87 - Somewhere around his 100th uploaded video. "How…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on How to fix the red ring of... +2
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#88 - pocketstooheavy (06/29/2015) [-]
Good find, guy.
#82 - If you watch his uploads in chronological order you'll see the…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2015 on How to fix the red ring of... +2
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#83 - pocketstooheavy (06/29/2015) [-]
Do you have the video of his first egg?

T'was truly the tipping point.
#87 - auryn (06/29/2015) [-]
Somewhere around his 100th uploaded video.

"How To Correctly Crack Open An Egg"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=imKuUNQd0cs

Though I belief the second egg video he posted shortly after is what really made it go viral.
"How To Blow Up an Egg"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2mIbgwfDXk
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#88 - pocketstooheavy (06/29/2015) [-]
Good find, guy.
#34 - **auryn used "*roll gender*"** **auryn rolls Cisgender** = OP 06/29/2015 on Sexuality +5
#39 - Sometimes it's better to keep your fervent erotic desires to yourself. 06/29/2015 on This is Moncef Mayel. +1
#98 - On the positive side, graphics and fps are good, impressive ma… 06/29/2015 on Life is the Worst RPG 0
#43 - If you touch girls in the right places, police will appear at …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Shower Thoughts +8
#45 - themassivefail (06/29/2015) [-]
#70 - Are you sure? 06/28/2015 on It's hard to win an... 0
#12 - Yeah, I know. It's called Mc Donald's. 06/28/2015 on (untitled) +21
#3 - As opposed to Sex and the City without Sarah Jessica Parker?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Can You Guess the Movie? +1
#6 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
it's called emphasis
#94 - ..Come closer. I lied, I…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on The Gay Agenda 0
#96 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
#93 - **auryn used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"** **auryn rolls Without … 06/28/2015 on The Gay Agenda +1
#91 - k.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2015 on The Gay Agenda 0
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#92 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Yo, I'm really hurt right now, could you please explain your first comment?
#117 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
Stop milking it, faggot.
#94 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
..Come closer.





I lied, I didn't mean gay as in happy.
#96 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
#93 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**auryn rolls Without a doubt**

By the grace of the magic 8-Ball.

Magic 8-Ball should I explain my comment?
#18 - That's not really fair though. Americans don't know a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on United States Of ISIS, YES !! +4
#31 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
that's because no other country is important. Murica is the only country that matters in the world.
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#62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
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#65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
#63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
#46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
#29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the **********.
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
#39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
#41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
#53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
#14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
#55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
#57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
#12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#9 - ballpointpen (04/03/2012) [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

#5 - lolmonade (03/29/2012) [-]
#3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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