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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
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#66 - Ah, yes, the great archtypal western country "Mexico". 11/22/2014 on How things have changed -1
#65 - There is a vast difference. When talking about the we…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2014 on How things have changed -2
User avatar #68 - twofreegerbils (11/22/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_world#Cultural

Get bent.

I'll go be a smartass somewhere else. You hold down the fort and keep being a dumbass here.
#69 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
western sectors / influence =/= strictly western
User avatar #70 - twofreegerbils (11/22/2014) [-]
"My definition of this subjective term is different than your definition of this subjective term"

Yeah, I should have realized you were a retard from the start.
#71 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
Mexico isn't your typical western country.

This is not subjective.
#63 - I don't consider Latin-America to be part of the west.  [+] (12 new replies) 11/22/2014 on How things have changed -3
User avatar #79 - abesimpson (11/22/2014) [-]
And I dont see the sun as part of our solar system.
#83 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
A better analogy would've been not regarding Pluto as a planet.
#82 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
Poor analogy.|

The difference is you're wrong by definition on a clear-cut subject.
Whereas I'm talking about a subject with more ambiguity.

Whether Mexico is one of the western countries or not is dependant upon the definition of "western", which isn't clearly defined at all.
The fact remains that one should take into consideration that when talking about western countries Mexico isn't necessarily included.
User avatar #87 - abesimpson (11/22/2014) [-]
I've lived in many countries, including mexico. It Is a western country, way more modern than whatever you think its like. And its geographically west. You were denying the obvious, got butthurt and now claim my analogy is incorrect.
#94 - auryn (11/23/2014) [-]
Mexico is considered as an developing country.

It has nothing to do with butthurt, I'm simply stating facts.
#73 - fefe (11/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 - twofreegerbils (11/22/2014) [-]
Oh, well I don't consider you to be a human being.

See how these opinion things work?
#65 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
There is a vast difference.

When talking about the west people generally don't include Mexico, this is common knowledge.
The only clear western nations of the American continent are Canada and the U.S., this isn't just a personal opinion.

So go try to be a smartass somewhere else.
User avatar #68 - twofreegerbils (11/22/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_world#Cultural

Get bent.

I'll go be a smartass somewhere else. You hold down the fort and keep being a dumbass here.
#69 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
western sectors / influence =/= strictly western
User avatar #70 - twofreegerbils (11/22/2014) [-]
"My definition of this subjective term is different than your definition of this subjective term"

Yeah, I should have realized you were a retard from the start.
#71 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
Mexico isn't your typical western country.

This is not subjective.
#35 - I do. And although not all of them are bright, they d…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on random shit +2
User avatar #67 - leonhardt (11/22/2014) [-]
Okay bud, whatever you say.
#75 - Perhaps to you, but that might be a misinterpretation on your …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2014 on #toomblur 0
User avatar #76 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
I agree with what he said, I just think it's pretentious as shit. He didn't need that much structure to get his point across.
#77 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
I understand.

And I get that someone would think this comes off as sounding pretentious, but I wanted to point out that the intentions don't neccesarily have anything to do with trying to sound smart.
User avatar #78 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
Fair enough. You are correct about that. But I am judging from my perception on tumblr.
I don't see many smart people on there, so I just assume they act pretentious when they flaunt their vocabulary.
#27 - Then it's not a text message. Texting specifically me…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2014 on random shit -6
#50 - iamnotcrying (11/22/2014) [-]
#47 - romar (11/22/2014) [-]
#30 - newprinny (11/22/2014) [-]
#28 - bazda (11/22/2014) [-]
You knew what he meant, you cheeky nigger.
#30 - But that's probably mostly because nothing ever happens in you… 11/22/2014 on Fake and Gay 0
#41 - I bet she gives great blowjobs with those.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on game gurls 0
#58 - dangler (11/22/2014) [-]
#24 - She texted you a picture?  [+] (22 new replies) 11/22/2014 on random shit -6
#68 - fefe (11/22/2014) [-]
Are you fucking retarded?
User avatar #45 - elcreepo (11/22/2014) [-]
You can text pictures now grampa
#69 - auryn (11/23/2014) [-]
Surely you mean sending a picture, or messaging a picture?

Because texting literally and specifically means sending a text message.
User avatar #70 - elcreepo (11/23/2014) [-]
Not in american english it doesn't
#71 - auryn (11/23/2014) [-]
The American English dictionary disagrees.
User avatar #73 - elcreepo (11/23/2014) [-]
Google text picture and see what comes up in the auto search drop down box.

People say it all the fucking time, it's common knowledge at this point...
User avatar #72 - elcreepo (11/23/2014) [-]
Dictionaries are printed and distributed even as the change is occuring.

Pretty much every kid with a phone nowadays describes any message sent instantaneously via phone as a text.

You can text a picture and often do especially with features like snapchat.
#74 - auryn (11/23/2014) [-]
It doesn't make it any less retarded or wrong.
User avatar #75 - elcreepo (11/23/2014) [-]
K grandpa
#51 - radtroll (11/22/2014) [-]
It's called an MMS you filthy commoners. a text is a SMS
User avatar #65 - elcreepo (11/22/2014) [-]
Except no. Not with today's phones.

Texting is considered sending anything except a voice message via phone to another phone.

Go back to sleep, grampa.
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User avatar #32 - leonhardt (11/22/2014) [-]
You don't have many friends, do you?
#35 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
I do.

And although not all of them are bright, they do know what the word text means.
User avatar #67 - leonhardt (11/22/2014) [-]
Okay bud, whatever you say.
#29 - kyrozor (11/22/2014) [-]
funatparties.jpg
#26 - newprinny (11/22/2014) [-]
You can attach pictures to a text, dood.
#27 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
Then it's not a text message.

Texting specifically means sending a text message. The word 'text' in 'texting' might've given the clue.
#50 - iamnotcrying (11/22/2014) [-]
#47 - romar (11/22/2014) [-]
#30 - newprinny (11/22/2014) [-]
#28 - bazda (11/22/2014) [-]
You knew what he meant, you cheeky nigger.
#73 - It's okay. A lot of people lack the intellectual and …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2014 on just once -6
#74 - crazyeyedbioll (11/22/2014) [-]
Someone's rude.
#72 - ..or twice, or every now and then. 11/22/2014 on just once +2
#47 - I've seen* I accidentally a verb. 11/22/2014 on How things have changed -1
#46 - Every current statistic I've still put the U.S in the lead of …  [+] (17 new replies) 11/22/2014 on How things have changed 0
User avatar #60 - twofreegerbils (11/22/2014) [-]
P sure Mexico is in the lead now.
#63 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
I don't consider Latin-America to be part of the west.
User avatar #79 - abesimpson (11/22/2014) [-]
And I dont see the sun as part of our solar system.
#83 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
A better analogy would've been not regarding Pluto as a planet.
#82 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
Poor analogy.|

The difference is you're wrong by definition on a clear-cut subject.
Whereas I'm talking about a subject with more ambiguity.

Whether Mexico is one of the western countries or not is dependant upon the definition of "western", which isn't clearly defined at all.
The fact remains that one should take into consideration that when talking about western countries Mexico isn't necessarily included.
User avatar #87 - abesimpson (11/22/2014) [-]
I've lived in many countries, including mexico. It Is a western country, way more modern than whatever you think its like. And its geographically west. You were denying the obvious, got butthurt and now claim my analogy is incorrect.
#94 - auryn (11/23/2014) [-]
Mexico is considered as an developing country.

It has nothing to do with butthurt, I'm simply stating facts.
#73 - fefe (11/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 - twofreegerbils (11/22/2014) [-]
Oh, well I don't consider you to be a human being.

See how these opinion things work?
#65 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
There is a vast difference.

When talking about the west people generally don't include Mexico, this is common knowledge.
The only clear western nations of the American continent are Canada and the U.S., this isn't just a personal opinion.

So go try to be a smartass somewhere else.
User avatar #68 - twofreegerbils (11/22/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_world#Cultural

Get bent.

I'll go be a smartass somewhere else. You hold down the fort and keep being a dumbass here.
#69 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
western sectors / influence =/= strictly western
User avatar #70 - twofreegerbils (11/22/2014) [-]
"My definition of this subjective term is different than your definition of this subjective term"

Yeah, I should have realized you were a retard from the start.
#71 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
Mexico isn't your typical western country.

This is not subjective.
User avatar #54 - konradkurze (11/22/2014) [-]
you obviously missed the part where mexico got a higher average of fatties than usa
#66 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
Ah, yes, the great archtypal western country "Mexico".
#47 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
I've seen*

I accidentally a verb.
#72 - Although not always entirely true, you can't deny that in gene… 11/22/2014 on Love this guy +6
#43 - For a moment I thought he sectretly tattooed his own son. 11/22/2014 on Tattoos Are Permanent +4
#73 - That's my point, there isn't any. That's just your pe…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2014 on #toomblur 0
User avatar #74 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
There is obviously someone trying to act smart here.
You don't need to sum something up by typing it out like a god damn writer, it just sounds pretentious as shit.
#75 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
Perhaps to you, but that might be a misinterpretation on your part.

I don't think it's that pretentious for three reasons:

1) He actually makes good points, uses the words right, conveys them in a coherent manner, not overly extensive in such a way he's making redundant points.
2) He probably genuinely feels this way about these types of comments (because let's all agree, they are fucking annoying)
3) He chose to be so expressive about for comedic value.

I think it's very narrow-minded to assume someone only could've made such a comment because "obviously trying to act smart here"
I could've made a similar reaction in a similar situation and it wouldn't have had anything to do with "trying to be smart".
It's just criticisism while venting anger in a playful way.

I think you're taking it way too serious.



User avatar #76 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
I agree with what he said, I just think it's pretentious as shit. He didn't need that much structure to get his point across.
#77 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
I understand.

And I get that someone would think this comes off as sounding pretentious, but I wanted to point out that the intentions don't neccesarily have anything to do with trying to sound smart.
User avatar #78 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
Fair enough. You are correct about that. But I am judging from my perception on tumblr.
I don't see many smart people on there, so I just assume they act pretentious when they flaunt their vocabulary.
#71 - Satire is criticism wrapped in humour. But what I was…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/22/2014 on #toomblur 0
User avatar #72 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
No, I'm making fun of the "superior intellect" aspect of this post.
#73 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
That's my point, there isn't any.

That's just your perception of it.
User avatar #74 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
There is obviously someone trying to act smart here.
You don't need to sum something up by typing it out like a god damn writer, it just sounds pretentious as shit.
#75 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
Perhaps to you, but that might be a misinterpretation on your part.

I don't think it's that pretentious for three reasons:

1) He actually makes good points, uses the words right, conveys them in a coherent manner, not overly extensive in such a way he's making redundant points.
2) He probably genuinely feels this way about these types of comments (because let's all agree, they are fucking annoying)
3) He chose to be so expressive about for comedic value.

I think it's very narrow-minded to assume someone only could've made such a comment because "obviously trying to act smart here"
I could've made a similar reaction in a similar situation and it wouldn't have had anything to do with "trying to be smart".
It's just criticisism while venting anger in a playful way.

I think you're taking it way too serious.



User avatar #76 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
I agree with what he said, I just think it's pretentious as shit. He didn't need that much structure to get his point across.
#77 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
I understand.

And I get that someone would think this comes off as sounding pretentious, but I wanted to point out that the intentions don't neccesarily have anything to do with trying to sound smart.
User avatar #78 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
Fair enough. You are correct about that. But I am judging from my perception on tumblr.
I don't see many smart people on there, so I just assume they act pretentious when they flaunt their vocabulary.
#53 - That's not Santa Claus, that's Sinterklaas. Santa Cla… 11/21/2014 on Luka is best Vocaloid +5
#69 - But unlike you, he actually uses them in a correct and fitting…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/21/2014 on #toomblur 0
User avatar #70 - darksideofthebeast (11/21/2014) [-]
Look up the word "satire"
#71 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
Satire is criticism wrapped in humour.

But what I was telling you is that I didn't find your criticism sound to begin with, hence why the joke doesn't work.
You're trying to ridicule something by taking it for what it's not (in my opinion).
User avatar #72 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
No, I'm making fun of the "superior intellect" aspect of this post.
#73 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
That's my point, there isn't any.

That's just your perception of it.
User avatar #74 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
There is obviously someone trying to act smart here.
You don't need to sum something up by typing it out like a god damn writer, it just sounds pretentious as shit.
#75 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
Perhaps to you, but that might be a misinterpretation on your part.

I don't think it's that pretentious for three reasons:

1) He actually makes good points, uses the words right, conveys them in a coherent manner, not overly extensive in such a way he's making redundant points.
2) He probably genuinely feels this way about these types of comments (because let's all agree, they are fucking annoying)
3) He chose to be so expressive about for comedic value.

I think it's very narrow-minded to assume someone only could've made such a comment because "obviously trying to act smart here"
I could've made a similar reaction in a similar situation and it wouldn't have had anything to do with "trying to be smart".
It's just criticisism while venting anger in a playful way.

I think you're taking it way too serious.



User avatar #76 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
I agree with what he said, I just think it's pretentious as shit. He didn't need that much structure to get his point across.
#77 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
I understand.

And I get that someone would think this comes off as sounding pretentious, but I wanted to point out that the intentions don't neccesarily have anything to do with trying to sound smart.
User avatar #78 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
Fair enough. You are correct about that. But I am judging from my perception on tumblr.
I don't see many smart people on there, so I just assume they act pretentious when they flaunt their vocabulary.
#55 - There's nothing philosophical about it and neither is he tryin…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/20/2014 on #toomblur 0
User avatar #66 - darksideofthebeast (11/21/2014) [-]
I wasn't saying it was, I was merely using big words just to sound like a pretentious douche.
Like the guy in the post.
#69 - auryn (11/21/2014) [-]
But unlike you, he actually uses them in a correct and fitting manner.

A key difference.
User avatar #70 - darksideofthebeast (11/21/2014) [-]
Look up the word "satire"
#71 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
Satire is criticism wrapped in humour.

But what I was telling you is that I didn't find your criticism sound to begin with, hence why the joke doesn't work.
You're trying to ridicule something by taking it for what it's not (in my opinion).
User avatar #72 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
No, I'm making fun of the "superior intellect" aspect of this post.
#73 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
That's my point, there isn't any.

That's just your perception of it.
User avatar #74 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
There is obviously someone trying to act smart here.
You don't need to sum something up by typing it out like a god damn writer, it just sounds pretentious as shit.
#75 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
Perhaps to you, but that might be a misinterpretation on your part.

I don't think it's that pretentious for three reasons:

1) He actually makes good points, uses the words right, conveys them in a coherent manner, not overly extensive in such a way he's making redundant points.
2) He probably genuinely feels this way about these types of comments (because let's all agree, they are fucking annoying)
3) He chose to be so expressive about for comedic value.

I think it's very narrow-minded to assume someone only could've made such a comment because "obviously trying to act smart here"
I could've made a similar reaction in a similar situation and it wouldn't have had anything to do with "trying to be smart".
It's just criticisism while venting anger in a playful way.

I think you're taking it way too serious.



User avatar #76 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
I agree with what he said, I just think it's pretentious as shit. He didn't need that much structure to get his point across.
#77 - auryn (11/22/2014) [-]
I understand.

And I get that someone would think this comes off as sounding pretentious, but I wanted to point out that the intentions don't neccesarily have anything to do with trying to sound smart.
User avatar #78 - darksideofthebeast (11/22/2014) [-]
Fair enough. You are correct about that. But I am judging from my perception on tumblr.
I don't see many smart people on there, so I just assume they act pretentious when they flaunt their vocabulary.
#54 - Someone gets it. 11/20/2014 on #toomblur 0
#76 - **auryn rolled image ** This is something personal.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #92 - priestoftheoldones (11/21/2014) [-]
3 monster fusion for only 3000 AP seems like it's not a good tradeoff, I could get a monster from 2000 to 5000 with two cards.
#75 - **auryn rolled image ** MFW image rolling 11/20/2014 on (untitled) -2
#18 - I just wish there was a co-op mode. 11/20/2014 on Cant spell ignorance... 0
#20 - It's called practice, you lazy cunt. 11/20/2014 on All want is too draw porn 0

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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