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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#462
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 44978 total,  54371 ,  9393
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 65.1% (651/1000)
Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12978
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8257
FJ Points:35534

latest user's comments

#404 - It's only to keep the spaghetti from falling off when spinning…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/21/2015 on Interesting Facts 0
User avatar #415 - ryderjbudde (05/21/2015) [-]
...That's why you scoop it up and turn the fork upwards. Yes, gravity will want to take it off the fork. So don't hold it so that it can.
#416 - auryn (05/21/2015) [-]
I don't eat like this.

I'm just explaining why some people do.

Also see #414
User avatar #409 - KainMoogle (05/21/2015) [-]
...you are supposed to hold the fork at an angle,...
"Hurr Durr, why is mu spaghetti falling off of my VERTICAL FORK?"
#414 - auryn (05/21/2015) [-]
I know bad picture, doesn't change much though.

Even if held horizontally, it still has pretty much the same function of keeping the spaghetti in place without the possibility of sliding off itself.
#405 - alexas (05/21/2015) [-]
Well the Italians are right. This is immature.
#88 - Picture 05/20/2015 on No makeup 0
#10 - You can't really blame her for that thought, she's jewish.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Paris Hilton +93
#13 - goonzooz (05/20/2015) [-]
#26 - I've had catcalls, I've been groped, and in the gym sometimes … 05/19/2015 on we need a feminism channel... +1
#6 - I once broke a g string trying to finger a minor 05/19/2015 on His baby +16
#17 - You need some Opeth. 05/19/2015 on Metal artist suggestions 0
#11 - I couldn't even finish the first minute. 05/19/2015 on Cringe Vine Comp +2
#4 - You sound like a nerd 05/19/2015 on The real world baby +1
#4 - yes 05/19/2015 on *metal gear music in... 0
#3 - Those two kids falling 05/19/2015 on Rare WEBM Comp 2 +7
#164 - It's 10 o'clock in the morning, what the **** are you on about. 05/19/2015 on Midnight FJ, what are you... 0
#321 - That's why I said continent, and not country. 05/19/2015 on Domestic violence 0
#103 - Oh. I was unaware of your awareness.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Domestic violence +1
User avatar #104 - lizardwizards (05/18/2015) [-]
Just noticed it and thought I'd share
#99 - That one's not right. Besides that you can check the informati…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Domestic violence 0
User avatar #101 - lizardwizards (05/18/2015) [-]
I am aware
#103 - auryn (05/18/2015) [-]
Oh.

I was unaware of your awareness.
User avatar #104 - lizardwizards (05/18/2015) [-]
Just noticed it and thought I'd share
#98 - Yes, but not specifically India. The rates have been …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2015 on Domestic violence 0
User avatar #319 - aldothenazi (05/19/2015) [-]
Cant remember any acid attacks in Finland doe.
#321 - auryn (05/19/2015) [-]
That's why I said continent, and not country.
#51 - It's a really decent, natural, not overly sexual picture. … 05/18/2015 on Athlete 0
#33 - I've got a female friend who laughs whenever she gets nervous.…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2015 on oh god oh man 0
User avatar #37 - kelp (05/18/2015) [-]
Thats actually a pretty normal reflex. People laugh when afraid as a way to cope with it. Might be that its a bit stronger in some people than in other!
#42 - Absolute Madman (05/19/2015) [-]
it's not because we are afraid sometimes it's just that i can't do anything but laugh even when i know that i shouldn't and that it is bad i just can't stay calm
the thing is that when you know that you are going to laugh and you try to stop it by telling yourself to shut the fuck up it just get worse and then you look even more like a retard
#39 - Absolute Madman (05/18/2015) [-]
Agreed, my mom and I do that quite often, it causes a bit of trouble sometimes.
#92 - I think you severely underestimate the phenomenon called muscl… 05/18/2015 on Someone said today that... 0
#5 - Look again. It's most likely walking down stairs.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2015 on These are getting a little... +28
User avatar #12 - deathleprechaun (05/18/2015) [-]
That camera angle would not work if it was walking down the stairs. It's pretty obvious that it is going up.
#24 - alleksi (05/18/2015) [-]
you wot
#6 - I still can hardly comprehend how one needle and a bumpy small… 05/17/2015 on My Crow Scope +28
#8 - Picture 05/17/2015 on PC Gaming 0
#7 - Title should be 'a pane in the ass'  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on (seat offering intensifies) +8
#13 - oranyonereally (05/18/2015) [-]
what a smashing pun
#3 - How many lightbulbs does it take to change doctor? Two, …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on HOMER How are you doing,... 0
User avatar #4 - demandsgayversion (05/18/2015) [-]
After failing to remove a lightbulb from a patient's anus without breaking it, Doctor Jebsen was forever changed.
#3 - >doesn't want to get technical >gets technical  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2015 on flaming torches. SKINNER... 0
User avatar #5 - maxismahname (05/18/2015) [-]
It's like when people say "Not to be racist or anything, but black people smell like shit"
I would post the webm of the girl with the wheezing laugh but I don't have it
#4 - Ah yes, pre-fruit planet. What's known in science as … 05/17/2015 on bla bla bla bla bla +11

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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