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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:12/17/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#322
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
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Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:6691
FJ Points:27382

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#70 - So that's where babies come from.. hm. 12/12/2014 on Wut 0
#66 - All letters are mere shapes. 12/12/2014 on Two words 0
#25 - You must not have seen a lot of rolls then. 12/11/2014 on Ratatouille +2
#76 - There are many different kinds of body cells within the human … 12/11/2014 on Next stop, Scumbag Central. +7
#604 - go to and search for lolita.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on FJ rules 0
User avatar #648 - arrowed (12/12/2014) [-]
I DONT THINK SO NOT THIS TIME
#40 - That's sheer brilliance. 12/10/2014 on Anon Publishes A Book +3
#21 - lol... She has the exact same face as the other girl.…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on oh stephanie! 0
User avatar #50 - ktom (12/11/2014) [-]
I prefer blondes
#175 - I disagree, it's quite the plague. I suspect th… 12/10/2014 on 4.4 million words and counting +4
#77 - It's just not that funny when you're not as ignorant. … 12/10/2014 on Master of romance 0
#121 - It's okay, there's a lot of misunderstandment when it comes to… 12/10/2014 on GG 0
#119 - It's not that I have anything against homosexuality. …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on GG 0
User avatar #120 - thewulfman (12/10/2014) [-]
No I get that, I'm not saying you're against homosexuality or anything like that.

I'm saying you misunderstood the content for you to make a statement like yours.
#121 - auryn (12/10/2014) [-]
It's okay, there's a lot of misunderstandment when it comes to homosexuality. I don't expect you to share my view.
#75 - If it's that far of a stretch it's not that funny.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Master of romance 0
User avatar #76 - dorfdorfdorf (12/10/2014) [-]
gee whiz it's almost like humor is subjective and you're just being a cunt
#77 - auryn (12/10/2014) [-]
It's just not that funny when you're not as ignorant.

Very little to do with subjectivity and is apart from me being a cunt.
#62 - I don't think they should force homosexuality upon animals. …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2014 on GG +1
User avatar #90 - thewulfman (12/10/2014) [-]
I really think you misread what happened here. They weren't trying to breed gay hyenas, they thought they were male and female, but it turned out they were both male. So breeding two male hyenas, kinda impossible to do so.
#119 - auryn (12/10/2014) [-]
It's not that I have anything against homosexuality.

It's just that homosexual children have more to cope with.
User avatar #120 - thewulfman (12/10/2014) [-]
No I get that, I'm not saying you're against homosexuality or anything like that.

I'm saying you misunderstood the content for you to make a statement like yours.
#121 - auryn (12/10/2014) [-]
It's okay, there's a lot of misunderstandment when it comes to homosexuality. I don't expect you to share my view.
#57 - But that's wrong and doesn't make sense. They might a…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Master of romance 0
User avatar #61 - mathmanchris (12/10/2014) [-]
It does make sense actually. the "gh" is usually not pronounced at all in English, like "dough" (deeg, in Dutch) or "tough".
I agree with you, it'd make more sense if they pronounced it like "Gog" for example.
User avatar #68 - ScottP (12/10/2014) [-]
Wait, so does that mean Gogh is actually pronounced "Geeg"? I don't know the Dutch language...
User avatar #70 - mathmanchris (12/10/2014) [-]
Nope, it's not. "Deeg" is the Dutch word for dough.

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/Nl-Vincent_van_Gogh.ogg is how you actually pronounce it in Dutch, but most foreign speekers can't pronounce that guttural "ch"/"gh" sound.
User avatar #67 - mathmanchris (12/10/2014) [-]
*though
"Tough" being a good counterexample here.
#46 - Rookie mistake. You're pretty much on eye level with …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on can he even count 0
#53 - killthemjuice (12/10/2014) [-]
because big Al says dogs can't look up, right?
#56 - daemonico (12/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #54 - jjamesgordon (12/10/2014) [-]
I understood that reference.
Swell with Nick Frost's hilarity.
#53 - Don't tell me people actually think 'Gogh' is supposed to rhym…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Master of romance 0
User avatar #71 - dorfdorfdorf (12/10/2014) [-]
>implying people dont mispronounce words to make a pun

dont be such a twat, you twat
#75 - auryn (12/10/2014) [-]
If it's that far of a stretch it's not that funny.
User avatar #76 - dorfdorfdorf (12/10/2014) [-]
gee whiz it's almost like humor is subjective and you're just being a cunt
#77 - auryn (12/10/2014) [-]
It's just not that funny when you're not as ignorant.

Very little to do with subjectivity and is apart from me being a cunt.
User avatar #56 - mathmanchris (12/10/2014) [-]
Native English speakers pronounce if like "go" because they don't know the guttural "ch" sound.
#57 - auryn (12/10/2014) [-]
But that's wrong and doesn't make sense.

They might as well pronounce it like it's an English word instead of just leaving out half of the name, because that would be a lot closer to the actual pronounciation.
User avatar #61 - mathmanchris (12/10/2014) [-]
It does make sense actually. the "gh" is usually not pronounced at all in English, like "dough" (deeg, in Dutch) or "tough".
I agree with you, it'd make more sense if they pronounced it like "Gog" for example.
User avatar #68 - ScottP (12/10/2014) [-]
Wait, so does that mean Gogh is actually pronounced "Geeg"? I don't know the Dutch language...
User avatar #70 - mathmanchris (12/10/2014) [-]
Nope, it's not. "Deeg" is the Dutch word for dough.

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/32/Nl-Vincent_van_Gogh.ogg is how you actually pronounce it in Dutch, but most foreign speekers can't pronounce that guttural "ch"/"gh" sound.
User avatar #67 - mathmanchris (12/10/2014) [-]
*though
"Tough" being a good counterexample here.
#97 - Picture 12/10/2014 on Now and then +7
#245 - Ms. Pac-man set an unrealistic standard for women. I … 12/10/2014 on Anita Sarkeesian +4
#67 - This has literally nothing to do with cognitive dissonance.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on soz small +1
User avatar #73 - nimba (12/10/2014) [-]
he makes cognitive dissonance in the observer
#41 - I don't go through pages of comments before I post. 12/09/2014 on Everywhere 0
#10 - FJ's reaction everytime a lame repetitive ****** …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Or a therapist 0
#11 - Virt (12/09/2014) [-]
#6 - Don't worry the food will only take 5 minutes, just like it to… 12/09/2014 on sooo... about the food 0
#20 - See comment #5. 12/09/2014 on Hue +1
#13 - You can laugh all you want, but this going to be the next tren… 12/09/2014 on Legalise Meth +2
#53 - Well yeah, that's pretty much how taxes work. You cou…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Finland!! +32
User avatar #272 - skittlesinexcess (12/09/2014) [-]
Or you could let the consumers regulate them selves and not have the government do it for them. Oh wait, I forgot "responsibility is really hard guyz, we can't take care of ourselves. DO IT FOR ME GUBERNMENP!"
User avatar #307 - emiyashirou (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, we should make some system so that the consumers can pool money together for projects to develop the count- OH WAIT.
User avatar #310 - skittlesinexcess (12/09/2014) [-]
It's called entrepreneurship and capitalism. If the people will pay for it someone will make it. But you know, big government that discourages small businesses and encourages a healthy one percent is good too.
User avatar #313 - emiyashirou (12/09/2014) [-]
Your argument works on the logic that everything is on an individual scale. Individuals will not pay businesses to pave roads across the country or so on.
User avatar #317 - skittlesinexcess (12/09/2014) [-]
Small government is necessary. I'm no Anarchist, I'm just saying big government isn't necessary if people have responsibility.
#354 - tomowrath (12/10/2014) [-]
With that same logic and reasoning, Communism sounds like a pretty good idea.
User avatar #355 - skittlesinexcess (12/10/2014) [-]
No i-... yeah okay. I don't really care.
User avatar #234 - undeadwill (12/09/2014) [-]
According to what?
User avatar #131 - MrDeadiron (12/09/2014) [-]
Guaranteeing jobs in the public sector is a false economy, it's things went to shit in Ireland.
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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