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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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Highest Content Rank:#14558
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#22 - He can't do that, that's illegal.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on What a dumb-ass +23
User avatar #167 - imboyo (11/12/2014) [-]
No shit.
#7 - >People not knowing how to screencap 11/12/2014 on buckle up motha fuka +10
#47 - That's just gross. 11/12/2014 on Improvised hair tie +3
#61 - No one does.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on "Birthday" +4
User avatar #62 - konradkurze (11/12/2014) [-]
dun b like that bby
#59 - As much as the intolerable faggot that you are, that is a swee…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on "Birthday" +8
User avatar #60 - konradkurze (11/12/2014) [-]
admit it
you love me
#61 - auryn (11/12/2014) [-]
No one does.
User avatar #62 - konradkurze (11/12/2014) [-]
dun b like that bby
#68 - She's the equivalent of those obnoxious attention craving ADHD… 11/12/2014 on God-Tier Cosplay +1
#61 - That would've been a much more interesting video. 11/12/2014 on potato attack 0
#48 - Ironic *********** is still *********** . 11/12/2014 on sneaky sneaky 0
#89 - People is do really get that bored.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on Don't tread on the bear! +4
User avatar #90 - assrocket (11/12/2014) [-]
I is people. Can confirm we can got bored.
#88 - Comment deleted 11/12/2014 on Yes. 0
#34 - I'm fairly certain this may cause a nervous breakdown in certa…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on only me +2
User avatar #35 - Kingcgc (11/11/2014) [-]
A fight between black girls
#725 - No. I do sympatize with the guy from the post and eve…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Worth the read. 0
User avatar #726 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
Well atleast you'll come as far as to admit it's not fair

I'll bet there ARE better options
the question is how readily available are they and can a con find any security in said options or will it be yet another rejection
#723 - Ofcourse there will always be people like you who instead of s…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Worth the read. 0
User avatar #724 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
not myself but do go on

so what youre saying is that OP is full of shit and he should have just omitt- oh, wait, he did that
it caused further problems

for future reference, I didn't mention casual conversation, not even once
that's your bag m80, well done you showed me good goldstar4u
#725 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
No.

I do sympatize with the guy from the post and everybody else in a similar situation, and I acknowledge that it creates a lot more dificulty.
It's a shitty situation to be in, and I don't think it's fair.

However, there are better options than resorting back to crime.

User avatar #726 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
Well atleast you'll come as far as to admit it's not fair

I'll bet there ARE better options
the question is how readily available are they and can a con find any security in said options or will it be yet another rejection
#721 - There are thousands of skills, you could (learn and) teach a c…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Worth the read. 0
User avatar #722 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes
And then be rejected from the market on account of being a dirty ex-con

oh wait that never happens
the entirety of the business and domestic markets are only too happy to embrace services and products provided by convicted criminals ofcourse

life is disgustingly fucking easy for those fresh out of jail isn't it
#723 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
Ofcourse there will always be people like you who instead of seeing the potential like to victimize themselves and take the easy way out.

You do realize convicted criminals don't have to wear a "I'm a convicted criminal" sign or are obliged to mentione they're a convicted criminal in every conbversation.
You're being completely irrational now.
User avatar #724 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
not myself but do go on

so what youre saying is that OP is full of shit and he should have just omitt- oh, wait, he did that
it caused further problems

for future reference, I didn't mention casual conversation, not even once
that's your bag m80, well done you showed me good goldstar4u
#725 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
No.

I do sympatize with the guy from the post and everybody else in a similar situation, and I acknowledge that it creates a lot more dificulty.
It's a shitty situation to be in, and I don't think it's fair.

However, there are better options than resorting back to crime.

User avatar #726 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
Well atleast you'll come as far as to admit it's not fair

I'll bet there ARE better options
the question is how readily available are they and can a con find any security in said options or will it be yet another rejection
#719 - Tons of options.  [+] (7 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Worth the read. 0
User avatar #720 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
options like get rejected
get rejected, and get rejected
#721 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
There are thousands of skills, you could (learn and) teach a certain skill for money.
There are thousands of goods and products, you could make or provide them and sell them.
There are thousands of services, you could provide services for money.
etc.

There are a bazillion ways to make money that isn't dependant upon the acceptance of an established company.

"you have to be fairly narrow-minded to think there's no other way out" is quite an understatement.
User avatar #722 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes
And then be rejected from the market on account of being a dirty ex-con

oh wait that never happens
the entirety of the business and domestic markets are only too happy to embrace services and products provided by convicted criminals ofcourse

life is disgustingly fucking easy for those fresh out of jail isn't it
#723 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
Ofcourse there will always be people like you who instead of seeing the potential like to victimize themselves and take the easy way out.

You do realize convicted criminals don't have to wear a "I'm a convicted criminal" sign or are obliged to mentione they're a convicted criminal in every conbversation.
You're being completely irrational now.
User avatar #724 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
not myself but do go on

so what youre saying is that OP is full of shit and he should have just omitt- oh, wait, he did that
it caused further problems

for future reference, I didn't mention casual conversation, not even once
that's your bag m80, well done you showed me good goldstar4u
#725 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
No.

I do sympatize with the guy from the post and everybody else in a similar situation, and I acknowledge that it creates a lot more dificulty.
It's a shitty situation to be in, and I don't think it's fair.

However, there are better options than resorting back to crime.

User avatar #726 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
Well atleast you'll come as far as to admit it's not fair

I'll bet there ARE better options
the question is how readily available are they and can a con find any security in said options or will it be yet another rejection
#14 - This still leaves us with the most important issue unanswered.… 11/11/2014 on Anal +7
#37 - Both. I really liked Matchstick Men and Lord of War. … 11/11/2014 on Uncage the Beast +1
#9 - That's actually quite sad. Everyone knows you can eas… 11/11/2014 on Meth +6
#590 - Life offers countless opportunities and possibilies. …  [+] (9 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Worth the read. 0
User avatar #705 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
Or an ex-con with next to no options
#719 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
Tons of options.
User avatar #720 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
options like get rejected
get rejected, and get rejected
#721 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
There are thousands of skills, you could (learn and) teach a certain skill for money.
There are thousands of goods and products, you could make or provide them and sell them.
There are thousands of services, you could provide services for money.
etc.

There are a bazillion ways to make money that isn't dependant upon the acceptance of an established company.

"you have to be fairly narrow-minded to think there's no other way out" is quite an understatement.
User avatar #722 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes
And then be rejected from the market on account of being a dirty ex-con

oh wait that never happens
the entirety of the business and domestic markets are only too happy to embrace services and products provided by convicted criminals ofcourse

life is disgustingly fucking easy for those fresh out of jail isn't it
#723 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
Ofcourse there will always be people like you who instead of seeing the potential like to victimize themselves and take the easy way out.

You do realize convicted criminals don't have to wear a "I'm a convicted criminal" sign or are obliged to mentione they're a convicted criminal in every conbversation.
You're being completely irrational now.
User avatar #724 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
not myself but do go on

so what youre saying is that OP is full of shit and he should have just omitt- oh, wait, he did that
it caused further problems

for future reference, I didn't mention casual conversation, not even once
that's your bag m80, well done you showed me good goldstar4u
#725 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
No.

I do sympatize with the guy from the post and everybody else in a similar situation, and I acknowledge that it creates a lot more dificulty.
It's a shitty situation to be in, and I don't think it's fair.

However, there are better options than resorting back to crime.

User avatar #726 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
Well atleast you'll come as far as to admit it's not fair

I'll bet there ARE better options
the question is how readily available are they and can a con find any security in said options or will it be yet another rejection
#284 - Pun intended? Anyway, I'n not denying you've had …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2014 on Day 10 of NoFap November 0
#285 - aizeinstein (11/11/2014) [-]
**aizeinstein rolled image** No, I'm not saying that. It could or could not cause ache but that differs. I've learned that from the doctor I went to, so it's my bad to not search whether it's true.
Doctor also said, a lot of people in army in their early twenties are having this problem (there's compulsory military service in my country).
It did make sense.

P.S. pun wasn't intended at first, but I liked it and kept it
#217 - Yes, excellent choice. Let's continue the thing that …  [+] (11 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Worth the read. 0
User avatar #250 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
oh yes ofcourse
how silly to not see the merit of living a life of hounding and disgrace and rejection
how could they not see the value of spending the rest of their life as the human equivalent of a downtrodden mud stain

far stupider of them to choose the life that has only the potential to improve their life illegally, with the punishment being simply a repeat of what they already face
yes yes very silly
#590 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
Life offers countless opportunities and possibilies.

You have to be fairly narrow-minded to think there's no other way out, and no backbone if you let other people's judgement affect your life like that.
User avatar #705 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
Or an ex-con with next to no options
#719 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
Tons of options.
User avatar #720 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
options like get rejected
get rejected, and get rejected
#721 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
There are thousands of skills, you could (learn and) teach a certain skill for money.
There are thousands of goods and products, you could make or provide them and sell them.
There are thousands of services, you could provide services for money.
etc.

There are a bazillion ways to make money that isn't dependant upon the acceptance of an established company.

"you have to be fairly narrow-minded to think there's no other way out" is quite an understatement.
User avatar #722 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
Yes
And then be rejected from the market on account of being a dirty ex-con

oh wait that never happens
the entirety of the business and domestic markets are only too happy to embrace services and products provided by convicted criminals ofcourse

life is disgustingly fucking easy for those fresh out of jail isn't it
#723 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
Ofcourse there will always be people like you who instead of seeing the potential like to victimize themselves and take the easy way out.

You do realize convicted criminals don't have to wear a "I'm a convicted criminal" sign or are obliged to mentione they're a convicted criminal in every conbversation.
You're being completely irrational now.
User avatar #724 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
not myself but do go on

so what youre saying is that OP is full of shit and he should have just omitt- oh, wait, he did that
it caused further problems

for future reference, I didn't mention casual conversation, not even once
that's your bag m80, well done you showed me good goldstar4u
#725 - auryn (11/11/2014) [-]
No.

I do sympatize with the guy from the post and everybody else in a similar situation, and I acknowledge that it creates a lot more dificulty.
It's a shitty situation to be in, and I don't think it's fair.

However, there are better options than resorting back to crime.

User avatar #726 - captainprincess (11/11/2014) [-]
Well atleast you'll come as far as to admit it's not fair

I'll bet there ARE better options
the question is how readily available are they and can a con find any security in said options or will it be yet another rejection
#121 - My actions determined I'm a lazy person. 11/11/2014 on Shitstorm in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... +2
#50 - I think cowardly describes it perfectly. 11/10/2014 on It takes true cowardess -1
#25 - Or, you contemplate the meaning of life because you can't fall asleep. 11/10/2014 on Jerking off +1
#55 - Picture 11/10/2014 on Don't longchange me Mary +1
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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