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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/02/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#889
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 46135 total,  55745 ,  9610
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 53.4% (534/1000)
Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:12996
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8643
FJ Points:36417

latest user's comments

#22 - I think you're misinterpretting him. He's just saying… 07/06/2015 on Whenever glorious Admin DJs -1
#9 - The outernet has great ragdoll physics, love it. 07/06/2015 on Maybe you should just...stop? +1
#53 - Took me about 30 seconds. 07/06/2015 on 1 match 0
#20 - It's similar in some regards, in how everything melts and flow…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2015 on Whenever glorious Admin DJs +1
#21 - anon (07/06/2015) [-]
anonmynous did some shit acid then cause i was in another fucking dimension when i did two hits.
#22 - auryn (07/06/2015) [-]
I think you're misinterpretting him.

He's just saying it isn't this stereotypical rainbow fantasy world that's commonly asociated with it.
#3922 - **auryn used "*roll 3, cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Clams.*… 07/06/2015 on Try out new ROLL BUTTON 0
#44 - Sorry for what? lol You're only doing them a favor.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2015 on Creepy 0
User avatar #47 - rockamekishiko (07/06/2015) [-]
well i'm thinking they knew there was an empty seat, and that they knew i saw the empty seat but sat next to them anyways.
#39 - I think it's weird to apologize for that. Why not jus…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2015 on Creepy 0
User avatar #42 - rockamekishiko (07/06/2015) [-]
sorry i thought you were daftiduck.
Idk i wouldn't make a big deal about saying sorry, just "sorry" in a nonchalant way
#44 - auryn (07/06/2015) [-]
Sorry for what? lol

You're only doing them a favor.
User avatar #47 - rockamekishiko (07/06/2015) [-]
well i'm thinking they knew there was an empty seat, and that they knew i saw the empty seat but sat next to them anyways.
#25 - Hanzel is not a Dutch name. 07/06/2015 on Hey Africa 0
#37 - How ******* beta do you have to be if you even feel the…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2015 on Creepy 0
User avatar #38 - rockamekishiko (07/06/2015) [-]
how fucking beta are you that you feel uncomfortable or embarrassed to leave the seat? No one cares if you do.
I'd apologize because it's weird to sit next to someone when there's a free seat.
#39 - auryn (07/06/2015) [-]
I think it's weird to apologize for that.

Why not just change places, no one cares.
User avatar #42 - rockamekishiko (07/06/2015) [-]
sorry i thought you were daftiduck.
Idk i wouldn't make a big deal about saying sorry, just "sorry" in a nonchalant way
#44 - auryn (07/06/2015) [-]
Sorry for what? lol

You're only doing them a favor.
User avatar #47 - rockamekishiko (07/06/2015) [-]
well i'm thinking they knew there was an empty seat, and that they knew i saw the empty seat but sat next to them anyways.
#23 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Filling ev… 07/06/2015 on Nice +1
#73 - Not anymore. 07/06/2015 on Fat Drums -1
#51 - #50 07/06/2015 on Tesco 0
#50 - This just creates bittered, cynical, distrustful people who ar… 07/06/2015 on Tesco 0
#12 - Yes, I understand. But it doesn't change the principle of drin…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2015 on Tesco -3
User avatar #13 - doomeythekink (07/05/2015) [-]
In Western society it is known that alcohol in excess is a detriment to ones health. This effect is multiplied if one has a small, and still growing body and brain. Half a bottle of vodka(im assuming they would split it) would not do a 13 year old body well. So while this anons actions may have been trickery and possibly theft(it never said if they payed him for it or not), I feel as if he did a alright thing. Maybe he even delayed the jump into alcoholism that many teens find themselves stuck in after years of drinking vodka.
#13 - On the bright side, you can now eat for two. 07/05/2015 on Baby Factory 0
#9 - Congrats, you just stole from 13 year old girls. And …  [+] (13 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Tesco -19
User avatar #43 - adunsaveme (07/05/2015) [-]
yeah man it's better to let underage kids try and get drunk what a great idea
User avatar #27 - reican (07/05/2015) [-]
no, he just bought them expensive water
#26 - anonasdaasdasd (07/05/2015) [-]
"you're just teaching them people are cunts and can't be trusted."
That's a valuable lesson
#51 - auryn (07/06/2015) [-]
#50
#23 - thegreentornado (07/05/2015) [-]
#18 - lardking (07/05/2015) [-]
well let's say he denies them and another person comes along and buys the alcohol for them

this way the issue is avoided and the children learn an important lesson about trusting strangers with their money

tl;dr: quit moralfagging
#15 - thelawlmaster (07/05/2015) [-]
honestly you think some guy turning them down is going to fix it? they're just gonna go find someone else unti lsome one actually does buy it for them. This method removed the problem. 1. they no longer have money for vadka 2. they get water instead of vodka 3. they learn that people are assholes 4. they learn that people may be assholes but they still think underage drinking is a bad thing.
#14 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
"you're just teaching them people are cunts and can't be trusted."

>implying that isn't a life lesson

honestly he gave them two good things, one was healthy water and the second is the lesson of "don't trust strangers with your money."
#50 - auryn (07/06/2015) [-]
This just creates bittered, cynical, distrustful people who are more eager to fuck other people over and would feel justified doing it.
User avatar #17 - testaburger (07/05/2015) [-]
Anon laying it down like it is
User avatar #10 - doomeythekink (07/05/2015) [-]
Maybe its because drinking vodka at age 13 might be bad for ones development. I mean its bad in excess at any age, but its even more so damaging at 14 and under.
#12 - auryn (07/05/2015) [-]
Yes, I understand. But it doesn't change the principle of drinking.

But first and foremost, two wrongs don't make a right, just because people might do something that you consider bad doesn't justify stealing from them.
User avatar #13 - doomeythekink (07/05/2015) [-]
In Western society it is known that alcohol in excess is a detriment to ones health. This effect is multiplied if one has a small, and still growing body and brain. Half a bottle of vodka(im assuming they would split it) would not do a 13 year old body well. So while this anons actions may have been trickery and possibly theft(it never said if they payed him for it or not), I feel as if he did a alright thing. Maybe he even delayed the jump into alcoholism that many teens find themselves stuck in after years of drinking vodka.
#23 - Oh, don't get me wrong. I agree. A good joke is a goo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2015 on Don't Battle Rap The Champ -1
User avatar #26 - drpenguinz (07/05/2015) [-]
cena approves <3
#178 - Not applicable to the argument at hand at all. An ind… 07/05/2015 on Top Kek +6
#13 - This wrestling **** and the fans are as cringy as anime…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Don't Battle Rap The Champ 0
User avatar #32 - xedeid (07/05/2015) [-]
That's kinda the point
User avatar #19 - drpenguinz (07/05/2015) [-]
indeed

but the ridiculous cena hype goin on here is too stupid to not be funny
#23 - auryn (07/05/2015) [-]
Oh, don't get me wrong. I agree.

A good joke is a good joke, some of the John Cena jokes are fun, others aren't, just like every other running gag.
I have nothing specifically against John Cena jokes.
User avatar #26 - drpenguinz (07/05/2015) [-]
cena approves <3
#17 - Most annoying and pointless story ever. I have never … 07/05/2015 on Boku No Potion Seller -2
#78 - To roll comments again. They were one of the best rol… 07/05/2015 on Roll button 0
#22 - To make matter even worse, it's not even comparable. One y…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/05/2015 on Top Kek +88
#127 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
both are equally affected by genetics and habits to be honest, its proven that throughout history as our diets have improved the average height has increased by over a foot, nutrition in childhood has a sizeable impact on height
User avatar #185 - penileburglar (07/05/2015) [-]
Yes, but there's still plenty of variance on height even in areas of proper nutrition.

Whereas while the ease of weight loss / gain can be affected by genetics, it is always purely based on diet and exercise.
#178 - auryn (07/05/2015) [-]
Not applicable to the argument at hand at all.

An individual has no control over their height in their life time, you can't judge or hold them responsible for that.

And regardless of the varied genetics dispositions, simple fact is that virtually anyone can become either fat or thin by adjusting diet.
#24 - captaincapital (07/05/2015) [-]
umm and what if you're born big bones? can't help the genetics cis scum

#105 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
No one understands sarcasm nowadays
#191 - atomicjojo (07/05/2015) [-]
sarcasm isn't really detectable through text without some way of enhancing it to make it obvious, and with the occasional sjw idiot popping up on here, i cant really blame anyone.
User avatar #23 - Spitfirex (07/05/2015) [-]
wEIGHT IS NOT A CHOICE, YOU CIS TART SHART?
#843 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** 07/05/2015 on This is your 4th of July Date 0
#842 - Sweet, I envy you. I've always wanted to bang an Aust… 07/05/2015 on This is your 4th of July Date +2
#1015 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** I… 07/05/2015 on This is what molested you... 0

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#72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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#73 to #72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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