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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/27/2016
Location:The Netherlands
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#55 - Dress too small for her ginormous tits. Unfortunately… 08/11/2016 on movie idea 0
#42 - I'm 26. Not until last year that I found out pickles …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2016 on Indian Comedy man 0
#43 - anonoon (08/12/2016) [-]
**anonoon used "*roll picture*"**
**anonoon rolled image**I'm 24, and your sentence caused a "holy shit fo'real?" moment for me.
#3 - Why would you do that when you can just read minds.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/08/2016 on I will never understand asians +213
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#35 - acemrhawk (08/09/2016) [-]
2012 memes. Dank.
#32 - anon (08/09/2016) [-]
you didn't notice the fact that none of them (inculding the guy in the shirt) knew the answer?
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#24 - cadencee (08/09/2016) [-]
That is their 'read you mind' face. It helps to focus their chi.
#26 - drewjitsu (08/09/2016) [-]
Correct, they're reading his mind. He's the only one actually reading his shirt
#4 - itzlammy (08/08/2016) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
#19 - ultimateplumsauce (08/09/2016) [-]
Could you maybe NOT go around telling everyone our secrets? We keep shit from you guys for a reason. Remember how you all reacted when we started telling you about Japan and their weird sexual bullshit?
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#15 - dinosauraids (08/09/2016) [-]
what is this 2012 shit
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#14 - notmadguy (08/09/2016) [-]
never thought id see this post thumbed up in my lifetime
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#16 - fistings (08/09/2016) [-]
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#17 - notmadguy (08/09/2016) [-]
we truly are living in the end times
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