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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:4/18/2015
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#854
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 42279 total,  51468 ,  9189
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 73% (730/1000)
Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12957
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7910
FJ Points:33613

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#8 - Reminds of that scene in the german dubbed version of Saving P… 03/29/2015 on Wait a sec +2
#36 - Hate crumbs in my bed 03/29/2015 on See this on your bed, What do? +2
#10 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Quad +56
#39 - feindmachines (03/30/2015) [-]
**feindmachines used "*roll picture*"**
**feindmachines rolled image** this is the best fucking roll i've seen, comments better than content.
#28 - LordFapsalot (03/30/2015) [-]
That will sustain his ereichtion for sure
#27 - Picture 03/29/2015 on While the mods aren't looking +3
#28 - Humour is no laughing matter 03/29/2015 on Mighty Title +1
#25 - Humour is a very serious matter my friend.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Mighty Title 0
User avatar #27 - granadablashlack (03/29/2015) [-]
You should probably re-access your outlook/s
#28 - auryn (03/29/2015) [-]
Humour is no laughing matter
#23 - Everyone just takes every chance they get to bring him down. …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Mighty Title 0
User avatar #24 - granadablashlack (03/29/2015) [-]
You stop need to taking content on this website so seriously. It is just supposed to be a joke, just thumb it down and move on.....
#25 - auryn (03/29/2015) [-]
Humour is a very serious matter my friend.
User avatar #27 - granadablashlack (03/29/2015) [-]
You should probably re-access your outlook/s
#28 - auryn (03/29/2015) [-]
Humour is no laughing matter
#18 - Well he was always pretty scrawny. Albeit not very impressive,…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Mighty Title +6
User avatar #65 - lovedemfurries (03/30/2015) [-]
Aaand I'm sure OP is probably out of shape and weak too.
User avatar #22 - granadablashlack (03/29/2015) [-]
It is for one reason, Justin Beiber has put "Hardwork, dedication", that is not hardwork and dedication, it is a mere start if anything. Take this from a guy who used to be scrawny (I'm now 90kg , 12% body fat)
#30 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
Is that Good?
#23 - auryn (03/29/2015) [-]
Everyone just takes every chance they get to bring him down.

It's a bit pathetic and petty.

And I don't know what your stats have to do with it, I used to be 92 kg at 12-ish% bodyfat while I still worked out, so what.
User avatar #24 - granadablashlack (03/29/2015) [-]
You stop need to taking content on this website so seriously. It is just supposed to be a joke, just thumb it down and move on.....
#25 - auryn (03/29/2015) [-]
Humour is a very serious matter my friend.
User avatar #27 - granadablashlack (03/29/2015) [-]
You should probably re-access your outlook/s
#28 - auryn (03/29/2015) [-]
Humour is no laughing matter
#1 - I'm playing all the videos at the same time. Can't sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Jaboody Dubs Comp +3
User avatar #3 - atheisttsiehta (03/29/2015) [-]
BRILLIANT!
#6 - My printer can do that too. 03/29/2015 on Amazing Freehand Logos 0
#11 - I'm 25% Spongebob and 75% Squidward. 03/29/2015 on Don't be a squidward +1
#5 - It's qactually quite hard to tell when someone's mad at you wh… 03/29/2015 on Ways to Tell a Womans Mad... +12
#10 - > "of course he didn't do nothing wrong" …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2015 on It's True +14
#24 - truesmokewolf (03/29/2015) [-]
You must be from the Grammar Division.

Sieg Heil, bruder.
#25 - auryn (03/29/2015) [-]
It wasn't the grammar that set me off.

It was the implication that Hitler might have done something wrong that irked me.
User avatar #26 - truesmokewolf (03/29/2015) [-]
True, but the grammar-less don't know what they're saying.
#26 - In retrospect, it must've been quite good growning up with all…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Franku-san 0
User avatar #30 - thewindmagevaati (03/29/2015) [-]
You're right, I remember when I first got my PS2, My favorite game from its time was actually Kingdom Hearts. Although PS3 was a bit of a let down, since it died only after a year of me owning it. I've yet to replace it.
#13 - You should only do this if it refers to her length. A… 03/29/2015 on huge in Japan - PLEASE read... +4
#20 - Because I want it to hurt and get messy. I don't see …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/29/2015 on ISIS training center has... -2
User avatar #21 - hourlyb (03/29/2015) [-]
Outside of the ammo not costing a fortune, Airsoft revolves more around strategy and team tactics, whereas Paintball is centered around movement and cover. The guns look better, there are more avenues to upgrade a Airsoft rifle as opposed to a paintball marker. You create your own kit that is tailor made to your requirements, same with your gun, whereas customization in paintball is fairly limited.
Also if you really want to hurt and get messy, play with no face protection. Busted nose or gored eye will be plenty messy and will definitely hurt.
#24 - Pred (03/29/2015) [-]
I'd say the whole paintball/airsoft thing is very similar to console/PC thing.. one is made to run'n'gun right out of the box and paying ridiculous amount just to play, while the other one offers you unlimited space for customization with slightly higher initial cost, but extremely low gunning cost, better graphics, better multiplayer, better community,...

Oh I hope this won't turn into console/PC fight
User avatar #25 - hourlyb (03/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, thats actually a good way to put it.
Paintball you go to with friends.
Airsoft you go either by yourself or in a team.
User avatar #26 - DrDanny (03/29/2015) [-]
I've been really wanting to get into airsoft for a while now
#36 - taskpawner (03/29/2015) [-]
you can get your stuff from evike.com . better prices than airsoftgi.com (mostly)
User avatar #27 - hourlyb (03/29/2015) [-]
I would definitely recommend it.
But, it is really expensive.
A decent gun is going to be at least $200. And then you need to spend about another $100 on eye-protection, ammo, magazines, charger, battery.
It's not something you really hop in.
If you do want to start, visit airsoftsociety.com . They can help you out.
User avatar #28 - DrDanny (03/29/2015) [-]
I realized this a few minutes into looking into it.

I have since started a fund for it and put spare change into a jar.
User avatar #30 - hourlyb (03/29/2015) [-]
Thats smart.
#23 - I'm sorry to hear that.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Franku-san +1
User avatar #24 - thewindmagevaati (03/29/2015) [-]
Thanks for the condolence.
#26 - auryn (03/29/2015) [-]
In retrospect, it must've been quite good growning up with all the latest games, consoles and/or an up to date PC.
User avatar #30 - thewindmagevaati (03/29/2015) [-]
You're right, I remember when I first got my PS2, My favorite game from its time was actually Kingdom Hearts. Although PS3 was a bit of a let down, since it died only after a year of me owning it. I've yet to replace it.
#27 - Just looks like a regular cat to me.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Dank WebM's +4
User avatar #71 - pocketstooheavy (03/29/2015) [-]
Wtf is wrong with the cats where you live??
#5 - Which again is fairly easy if you only rape small children. 03/29/2015 on Well... it's true 0
#9 - Yeah, he probably meant "hispanic" 03/29/2015 on Is Mexican Tweets a thing? +1
#21 - Not a very realistic scenario. It would require sex a…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/29/2015 on Franku-san +12
User avatar #22 - thewindmagevaati (03/29/2015) [-]
My father was a gamer and my mother was an anime fan. The first time I cosplayed was when I was five because my mother cosplayed card captor Sakura, and she dressed me as kero-chan. She was never a weeaboo though, since she was never "SUGOI KAWAII". and all that trash. I how ever did have my weeaboo phase in middle school.
#23 - auryn (03/29/2015) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that.
User avatar #24 - thewindmagevaati (03/29/2015) [-]
Thanks for the condolence.
#26 - auryn (03/29/2015) [-]
In retrospect, it must've been quite good growning up with all the latest games, consoles and/or an up to date PC.
User avatar #30 - thewindmagevaati (03/29/2015) [-]
You're right, I remember when I first got my PS2, My favorite game from its time was actually Kingdom Hearts. Although PS3 was a bit of a let down, since it died only after a year of me owning it. I've yet to replace it.
#47 - Ah, the innocence of younglings. 03/29/2015 on Insomniac doing the thing. 0
#44 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Amber Dice… 03/29/2015 on Who's the greatest? 0
#38 - Oh, it's nothing, just this little thing where you upset the …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2015 on Karl Pilkington +3
#47 - anonymous (03/29/2015) [-]
sounds good for me.
#20 - That's not how it works. 03/29/2015 on Drinking 0

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#48 to #47 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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