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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#199
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#157
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Comment Thumbs: 19006 total,  25957 ,  6951
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#16 - Which coincidentally is exactly the amount of people who have … 07/24/2014 on Stroke the shaft +8
#34 - Picture 07/24/2014 on grammar +2
#31 - So you realized the possibility of the joke yet still choose t…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on grammar +4
#33 - jelopi (07/24/2014) [-]
Nigga, I just don't want to be wrong.
#34 - auryn (07/24/2014) [-]
#3 - All in a day's work. 07/24/2014 on Lucky day 0
#27 - It's much funnier when it doesn't take you 30 minutes to get the joke.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/24/2014 on grammar +4
#28 - jelopi has deleted their comment.
#31 - auryn (07/24/2014) [-]
So you realized the possibility of the joke yet still choose to assume there was no joke and it was just a grammatical correction, even though there was no grammar mistake in the first place?

Nigga, ya dun goofed bad time.
#33 - jelopi (07/24/2014) [-]
Nigga, I just don't want to be wrong.
#34 - auryn (07/24/2014) [-]
#30 - anonymous (07/24/2014) [-]
It's a pretty lame joke,but yeah, it's a joke.
#26 - How are you still not getting this. It's already a pretty obvi… 07/24/2014 on grammar +1
#31 - Did you ever cut an avocado and tried to remove the seed with a knife?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Morbid for Hands 0
#43 - kevinator (07/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #35 - altairibnlaahad (07/24/2014) [-]
I did.

My solution wasn't to stab toward my hand.
#21 - >clearly was the joke > says "But that clearly …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on grammar +1
#24 - bleeeeh (07/24/2014) [-]
>Implies person is ridiculous for not getting the joke
>Doesn't even explain the non-existent joke

nigga wat
#26 - auryn (07/24/2014) [-]
How are you still not getting this. It's already a pretty obvious joke to start with and comment #11 said it all, although not realizing that was the joke, but #15 pointed it out.

This is just a few comments up in the same comment string.
#9 - Clearly somebody just painted it white. The bucket of… 07/24/2014 on albino peacock +1
#12 - BUT WHO WAS CAMERA  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Perfectly Placed iPhone +2
#32 - tmbg has deleted their comment.
#44 - It's okay. Sometimes I don't like it either when peop…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on howdy -1
#45 - mantheon (07/25/2014) [-]
#23 - It took me very long to realize this wasn't animation. 07/24/2014 on I want one +1
#32 - fell* 07/24/2014 on Cool trick bro +1
#31 - I feel for it.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Cool trick bro +23
#86 - kitarierose (07/25/2014) [-]
#32 - auryn (07/24/2014) [-]
fell*
#42 - They can do shit like that, yet I'm still waiting for my hooverboard. 07/24/2014 on How submarines launch... 0
#42 - Yes, that's how I felt. I'm glad you can sympathize.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2014 on howdy -1
#43 - mantheon (07/24/2014) [-]
#44 - auryn (07/24/2014) [-]
It's okay.

Sometimes I don't like it either when people correct me.
#45 - mantheon (07/25/2014) [-]
#56 - Dutch is just German on drugs. 07/24/2014 on South korean vs north korean +8
#55 - Comment deleted 07/24/2014 on South korean vs north korean 0
#126 - **auryn rolled image ** This is what stage 10 looks like.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2014 on Anime in a nutshell +2
#132 - galkawhm (07/24/2014) [-]
#20 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on well that ejaculated quickly +4
#35 - atomicman (07/25/2014) [-]
Oh shit it says YOUR husband. God damn it I thought it said my husband.
User avatar #34 - atomicman (07/25/2014) [-]
yea but that's what I said right
#44 - Nikola Tesla is unimpressed. 07/24/2014 on Ion drive +1
#20 - I love armored dildo's. 07/24/2014 on Get down Mr. President! +2
#164 - Although you're right about 'centi' meaning both hundred and o… 07/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
#163 - Centum is Latin for 100. But as a mathematical prefix… 07/24/2014 on (untitled) 0
#6 - Doesn't look that similar, imo. 07/24/2014 on My Entire Life Is A Lie 0

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#61 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image**
**auryn rolled image**
#60 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image**
#59 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image**
#58 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image**
#37 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the nigger raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the shitstorms.
#36 to #30 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to shitmouthing others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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