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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/27/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#1294
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 46726 total,  56355 ,  9629
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 95.8% (958/1000)
Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:13006
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8699
FJ Points:36841

latest user's comments

#8 - Foxes are awesome, they're like the cats of the dogs. 07/22/2015 on unlikely alliance 0
#16 - He's been making a great impression of a hot dog nearly over a…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #26 - antirepostofficer (07/22/2015) [-]
He was cremated.
#31 - auryn (07/23/2015) [-]
So were my hotdogs.
User avatar #28 - theugandanhero (07/22/2015) [-]
You ever burn hotdogs in the oven
User avatar #29 - antirepostofficer (07/22/2015) [-]
I've never cooked hotdogs in the oven before
#62 - She is the one who got shot.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2015 on Inception +2
#73 - bioconstriculative (07/23/2015) [-]
But the kid was the one who said "nothing is bad at all".
#75 - auryn (07/23/2015) [-]
Ofcourse he said nothing is wrong. He is part of a simulation that is programmed to be perfect.
#106 - Can't wait for the day processing speed and power is able to e…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on Super Computer Simulations 0
User avatar #108 - nought (07/21/2015) [-]
water simulator 2020
jk I know what you mean
#17 - Not sure if satire or serious.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on pedicure +4
#18 - hotpiss (07/21/2015) [-]
it's funnyjunk, just assume retarded
#554 - While they're at it, don't forget to sign yourself up too.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on Unpopular Opinion Puffin +2
#568 - realdarkdank (07/20/2015) [-]
I understand why this is looked upon as madness, but he got a point.
Im not saying they should be killed, but the cost of keeping people who are unaware of their surroundings is huge.
And people would never kill those with downsyndrome, why? Because they are awsome as hell and they contribute to society.
#13 - Sounds like my average saturday night at the bar.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on Kitten Doesn't Understand... +3
#21 - anonymouselephant (07/20/2015) [-]
Love it
#142 - What's more American than moving to somebody's land againt the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on 'merica 0
User avatar #144 - somuchfreedom (07/19/2015) [-]
yeah, look how it worked out for the original inhabitants, people who use this argument always come across sounding like they never even actually opened their history books
#43 - lol, noobs. 07/19/2015 on All the time 0
#27 - If the sum was equal, it should've been a tie.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on Oh you fuck +3
User avatar #28 - Izen (07/19/2015) [-]
Equal strength to the 150
so if they fight each other
100 on 50 on 1
then there will be death tolls of the 100 and the 50
thus with his strength of 150 men
he would best all survivors
#169 - It's kind of sad if you're not able to be just friends with th… 07/19/2015 on When Reality Hits +4
#90 - Comment deleted 07/18/2015 on Cringy fat comp? +1
#34 - What the **** is wrong with society these days? …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2015 on Disqualified for shit-flinging +12
#40 - craptola (07/19/2015) [-]
The post never specified that it was his own shit. Could have stolen some other fuckers shit.
#50 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
#22 - On the plus side, it does muffle the screams. 07/18/2015 on Ken, 30, South Side +3
#19 - I just pretend they're midgets. I bought a Hillary Cl…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2015 on Ken, 30, South Side +4
User avatar #20 - batmanbeyonddgrave (07/18/2015) [-]
I can't tell if you're being really funny, or really scary
#22 - auryn (07/18/2015) [-]
On the plus side, it does muffle the screams.
#16 - Jesus Christ, dude. Just **** your 11 year old…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/18/2015 on Ken, 30, South Side +3
User avatar #17 - batmanbeyonddgrave (07/18/2015) [-]
but see, kids are weird and gross, and I can't imagine being turned on by anyone young looking, but I really like small, petite, and midgets...
#19 - auryn (07/18/2015) [-]
I just pretend they're midgets.

I bought a Hillary Clinton mask at a thrift shop, the only downside is you can't see them cry.
User avatar #20 - batmanbeyonddgrave (07/18/2015) [-]
I can't tell if you're being really funny, or really scary
#22 - auryn (07/18/2015) [-]
On the plus side, it does muffle the screams.
#65 - Is there ever a reason to wear pants?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/18/2015 on King Of The Manlets +3
#83 - sugoi (07/19/2015) [-]
#4 - You mean you don't have enchanted accessoires for your pets? 07/16/2015 on "Nudge" +21
#3 - Upvotes? ***** , this ain't 9GAG. 07/16/2015 on truth +1
#123 - **auryn used "*roll 6, 1-6*"** **auryn rolls 3** **auryn … 07/16/2015 on Well fuck 0
#24 - Picture 07/16/2015 on pokelogic +1
#73 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** M… 07/16/2015 on Suicide Sqaud 0
#72 - Balloon fetish is quite a big thing. The community ev… 07/16/2015 on How Asians are born +1
#114 - These kind of logical fallacies are rampant all over, there's … 07/16/2015 on Liberal America Logic 0
#21 - I'm always amazed how people shout 'that didn't happen' to the…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2015 on woman instant karma +3
User avatar #34 - captainfuckitall (07/15/2015) [-]
As twondai said, the reason I have a hard time believing this stuff is because I've never seen it happen. Like, ever. In my entire life I've never witnessed or heard of anybody who either GOT catcalled or DID catcalling.
User avatar #29 - twondai (07/15/2015) [-]
yeah, because i totally see guys going up random women saying they want to do butt stuff with them
totally
like, everyday
spoiler alert i don't

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#72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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#73 to #72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

#5 - lolmonade ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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