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Last Login:12/18/2014
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#2 - May he R.I.P. in peace  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2014 on just let him RIP +59
#5 - rectophobia (12/14/2014) [-]
#108 - rollfourexplain (12/15/2014) [-]
**rollfourexplain used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
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Gosh that's horrible. She's dead. Dead!
The fact that she's dead, not what he did with her dead boobs.
User avatar #6 - malcolmcz (12/14/2014) [-]
wtf is there a read order or what ?
User avatar #7 - huszti (12/14/2014) [-]
the first three in the top left first, the rest are just replies to the third post
#4 - This looks like something that would happen to me on a monday morning. 12/14/2014 on Didn't you forget something? 0
#15 - Too pale and skinnyfat. Fit girls ftw.  [+] (25 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Supergirl -31
User avatar #21 - jiichei (12/14/2014) [-]
dafuq is a skinnyfat?
#73 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
its when even tho your skinny/ low weight, you still have enough loose skin to make you look fat
#27 - auryn (12/14/2014) [-]
When you're too skinny but still have visible fat.
User avatar #37 - jiichei (12/14/2014) [-]
well for fucks sake man, she looks great. I see no visible fat. she looks healthy and normal. a girl that even I'd bang. she's not too skinny bitch but neither she is fat imo. she's the body type that walmartians go after shouting "you're anorexic! you thin priviledged bitch"

you have crazily high standards.

and "too pale"? well, not everyone can do much about that, sure you can get a tan or something but I burn instantly under the sun (I'm a scandinavian faggot) and I would never go to a solarium.

I understand preferences and opinions but you got your red thumbs for just being a whiner and you kinda seemed like you have way too high standards. you could have softened your opinion a bit like "well I don't really like this, I prefer this not that, this is my opinion." and you could have thrown some nice thing about her like, "but I like her eyes/hair/tights/x"
but if you don't care about red thumbs then don't listen to me.

you just kinda sounded like a douche.
User avatar #22 - epriham (12/14/2014) [-]
skinny but without a 6pack or tight stomach.
User avatar #24 - jiichei (12/14/2014) [-]
how is that a bad thing though?
User avatar #25 - epriham (12/14/2014) [-]
its not, hes just being an asshole/ has too high of standards
User avatar #28 - jiichei (12/14/2014) [-]
ah. well if he himself ain't no Adonis he got no right to be a judgmental brick.
User avatar #20 - ljxjlos (12/14/2014) [-]
>fit girls

pls not

Seriously, this girl is fit enough. Muscles on a girl feel fucking weird.
User avatar #29 - lordketchup (12/14/2014) [-]
female bodybuilders are different from normal fit girls
User avatar #31 - ljxjlos (12/14/2014) [-]
I never said anything about bodybuilders. He said that skinnyfat is not good enough and said that skinnyfat = fit but without muscles.

So basically we´re talking girls with muscles right now. Doesn´t have to be bodybuilders, it still is kinda weird, at least to me.
#32 - lordketchup (12/14/2014) [-]
i think it's hot af but that's ju me
User avatar #36 - ljxjlos (12/14/2014) [-]
As I said further down: All boils down to what you like personally.

I mean, yeah, it looks good, but it just feels weird to me, so I don´t really like it.
#23 - jiichei (12/14/2014) [-]
I kinda agree with you that this girl looks fine but don't mock muscle girls either pls. some of them are hot (pic kinda related but she vould be buffier doe and it wouldn't bother me.)

then again I don't screw girls, I just look at em.
User avatar #26 - ljxjlos (12/14/2014) [-]
I don´t really mock them - I just state my personal dislike.
I´ve been with a girl from my old gym once and while it was good overall, I just can´t get over how weird muscles feel. It´s just...dunno, unpleasant as fuck.
User avatar #30 - jiichei (12/14/2014) [-]
well okay, I can't really relate to you since I like muscled women, but I've never been with anyone who is exactly really muscled, not even with a guy who lifts that much. I wish I would be buff but it's so hard to get a six pack as a grill. or so it feels like...
User avatar #34 - ljxjlos (12/14/2014) [-]
I guess it all boils down to personal preferences. I like it aesthetically in woman, too, tho.
With man it´s hard to say as I´m mostly heterosexual. Dunno, I´d like to be ripped (normally, tho, not bodybuilder-ripped), but I find few things less appealing than ripped guys.

I feel you, tho - I go to the gym and train, but I simply can´t get fit. It´s annoying as hell.
User avatar #38 - jiichei (12/14/2014) [-]
maybe some people are just not meant to have six packs eh? don't exactly wanna eat steroids either or anything.
User avatar #40 - ljxjlos (12/14/2014) [-]
Guess so. I wouldn´t even need a sixpack, tho - hell, I´d be totally fine with loosing my beerbelly. I mean, it´s kinda okay, because I´m rather tall and strong, so it´s not to obvious that I´m not exactly fit, but still. After one and a half year of gym, something should be showing.

I´d totally do steroids, if they weren´t riddled with secondary effects. But even then, it would probably change nothing

Good luck, then.
User avatar #41 - jiichei (12/14/2014) [-]
you only go to the gym? I'd suggest that you do some fat burning exercises and don't try to work so much on your muscles then if you have a bit of fat to get rid of. I don't know what to suggest to you since I found that dancing did the trick for me, especially street and zumba. I was never good in them but that wasn't the point, they move your body so fast and burn the fat. dancing worked almost my whole body so it was more efficient than other methods. I have also larped (or actually boffered) but that only made my arm and leg muscles stronger. I want to suggest that you give dancing a try but I understand that it's a bit gay for guys.
User avatar #43 - ljxjlos (12/14/2014) [-]
Ah, no - I DO Cardio, too - in Gym and at home, I jogg and or do soft parkouring through the woods which is pretty hard, tho, because stamina is my weekpoint.
My problem is more of a medical kind. I´ve got told that for some weird-ass reason, there have been toxics stored in my belly and legfat, so the body won´t touch and burn them because of the danger of setting them free. I don´t really get it, tbh, as I never went and learned any medical stuff/ higher biological stuff, but well...

Thanks for the tip, tho.
User avatar #44 - jiichei (12/14/2014) [-]
oh shit that sounds bad! is there any way to... suck that shit outta you or anything? that must suck man.
User avatar #46 - ljxjlos (12/14/2014) [-]
I´m actually on medication right now trying to get it out, but it´s hella expensive and kinda doesn´t show any effect - at least not yet, just started doing it, tho.

I just hope that I´ll find a way to make it work, because I really think that I have the basic abilities to get at least semi-ripped, considering that even how I´m right now I´m still pretty strong. Well, we´ll see.
User avatar #47 - jiichei (12/14/2014) [-]
well good luck. I hope you get results soon
User avatar #48 - ljxjlos (12/14/2014) [-]
Thanks, thanks, same to you, have fun dancing which, in all honesty, wouldn´t be gay. Just not my thing.
#12 - No, and neither is the first one. 12/14/2014 on I cannot b b& 0
#10 - And you never will.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/14/2014 on I can fap to this +6
User avatar #16 - testaburger (12/14/2014) [-]
Eat shit.

#8 saved the day
#17 - auryn (12/14/2014) [-]
It still doesn´t mean you´ll ever get one.
#9 - What's up with Ed being king of the nerds all of a sudden?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Big Black Bouncy Balls +1
User avatar #12 - sciencexplain (12/14/2014) [-]
He did a song called "I See Fire" for the hobbit movies, but he's also a massive kid, basically. He loves lego, he loves alcohol, he does whatever he wants, he's a really nice person, but he's also a very dedicated artist. Of the really mainstream musicians of today, he's the only one I know who would travel across the country to do any and all gigs and took all of them, and spent as much time and effort as he had to get to where he is. He's a proper, hardworking musician who's such a nice, down to earth guy and has some badass hobbies. He's the perfect person. i would say no homo but the guy is worth turning gay for
#49 - >Implying human life does not develop on other planets  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Something to ponder +3
#74 - RipperMan (12/14/2014) [-]
what if white people were the niggers of that planet?
no wonder they dont talk to us
#31 - Looks more Asian to me. 12/14/2014 on Like a Video Game 0
#70 - They're not necessarily bad. They're expensive for w… 12/14/2014 on Fabulous +6
#104 - 60 lbs maybe. 12/14/2014 on lovely kids 0
#19 - Cuz they be drowning in teh money. 12/14/2014 on You can't say no +7
#60 - I do the exact same thing. Instead of a picture of my… 12/14/2014 on short people problems 0
#69 - So what happens when she poops it back in you? Do you… 12/13/2014 on scenes from the UK porn... 0
#64 - One down, a billion to go. 12/13/2014 on 10/10 Female Parenting 0
#37 - Picture 12/13/2014 on Rule Britannia +1
#34 - Or you're just very bad at it  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Abort the babies +3
User avatar #55 - sexyhimself (12/13/2014) [-]
Sick burn
#18 - I didn't mean it in a bad way.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Warning: do not pet the furry -4
#21 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
Of course
#5 - Eggs are all fats and protein. You might want to thow… 12/13/2014 on M. Night SlammyJammyDingDong +42
#9 - Young Fran Drescher fine as **** tho  [+] (1 new reply) 12/13/2014 on Priorities +3
#12 - memeticman (12/13/2014) [-]
Hah, because her name in the show was Fran "Fine".
#12 - That's because you don't wear a tin foil hat and electromagnet… 12/13/2014 on Egypt +8
#16 - Similarly to how people always say "Don't feed the trolls…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/13/2014 on Warning: do not pet the furry -13
User avatar #98 - Falkor (12/13/2014) [-]
#31 - bakinboy (12/13/2014) [-]
#17 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
Looks like someone has unresolved issues, what's the matter sugar lump, don't you get petted enough?
#18 - auryn (12/13/2014) [-]
I didn't mean it in a bad way.
#21 - anonymous (12/13/2014) [-]
Of course
#30 - There's 9 kilos (or whatever unit) pulling down, and only 6 to… 12/13/2014 on infinite free energy 0
#19 - Statue's subtitle: Your mum's buttplug has arrived. 12/13/2014 on Ho-Ho-Ho! 0
#14 - I think they actuallly look cuter in a hijab. 12/13/2014 on Allahu Akbar 0
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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