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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:4/01/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#282
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 42076 total,  51244 ,  9168
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 56.59% (566/1000)
Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12951
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7826
FJ Points:33449

latest user's comments

#11 - Picture 12/22/2014 on Frankenstein 0
#49 - Any kind of implants are weird, butt implants especially. …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Damn nigga be thirsty +4
User avatar #50 - sweetellie (12/22/2014) [-]
Oh god. I just thought of something. Imagine if you went to some foreign country to get cheap implants, and they were poorly done.. and then one day you sat down and they just burst underneath your body's weight. Fucking hell.
User avatar #57 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
trannies use airplane motor oil for implants in my country.
User avatar #58 - sweetellie (12/22/2014) [-]
Good heavens, that can't end well.
User avatar #59 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
It almost never does...
#51 - auryn has deleted their comment.
#52 - sweetellie (12/22/2014) [-]
Oh fuck man.
anything that even remotely resembles gore scares me so much.
#53 - auryn (12/22/2014) [-]
Hmm, yes. Speaking about gore, we're not allowed to post it, are we.

I better delete it.
User avatar #127 - defski (12/23/2014) [-]
Was it the one where a lady with implants jumped from a skyscraper, and her implants basically burst forth from her butt cheeks?
#133 - auryn (12/23/2014) [-]
Yes
#54 - sweetellie (12/22/2014) [-]
Good idea, friend haha
#47 - It's because of the butt and boob implants.  [+] (12 new replies) 12/22/2014 on Damn nigga be thirsty +11
User avatar #48 - sweetellie (12/22/2014) [-]
Butt impants seem such a strange thing to do to yourself. I imagine they'd feel pretty weird to sit on and stuff.
#49 - auryn (12/22/2014) [-]
Any kind of implants are weird, butt implants especially.

Actually when I think about it they might be very comfortable, it's like your always sitting on a nice jelly cushion.
User avatar #50 - sweetellie (12/22/2014) [-]
Oh god. I just thought of something. Imagine if you went to some foreign country to get cheap implants, and they were poorly done.. and then one day you sat down and they just burst underneath your body's weight. Fucking hell.
User avatar #57 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
trannies use airplane motor oil for implants in my country.
User avatar #58 - sweetellie (12/22/2014) [-]
Good heavens, that can't end well.
User avatar #59 - GnRNoD (12/22/2014) [-]
It almost never does...
#51 - auryn has deleted their comment.
#52 - sweetellie (12/22/2014) [-]
Oh fuck man.
anything that even remotely resembles gore scares me so much.
#53 - auryn (12/22/2014) [-]
Hmm, yes. Speaking about gore, we're not allowed to post it, are we.

I better delete it.
User avatar #127 - defski (12/23/2014) [-]
Was it the one where a lady with implants jumped from a skyscraper, and her implants basically burst forth from her butt cheeks?
#133 - auryn (12/23/2014) [-]
Yes
#54 - sweetellie (12/22/2014) [-]
Good idea, friend haha
#46 - American problems. We've got laws too, but nobody giv… 12/22/2014 on bitches be like +2
#16 - OP is a ******* faggot. 12/22/2014 on Puns 0
#42 - Thumbed for hamster. +1 12/22/2014 on Anon is polite 0
#41 - Oh, you mean the other top left one?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on Anon is polite +22
#47 - avocadomessiah (12/22/2014) [-]
no the other hamster
#30 - Usually by card. 12/22/2014 on My Funeral 0
#55 - Picture 12/22/2014 on True Love +3
#72 - Quick question, how do you roll comments these days?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Well... Did You? 0
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#12 - fake 12/21/2014 on Look out below! 0
#51 - There's this thing called having an opinion, and there's just …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on The Only Place On The Internet +2
#52 - manformen (12/21/2014) [-]
#18 - Picture 12/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#18 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#20 - notrueknight (12/21/2014) [-]
you been smokin' since you were seven? man that aint cool.
#14 - How can man be around for 6,000 years when the earth is only 2…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Just a thought +10
#23 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm guessing you're joking but: Dionysius Exiguus, a 6th-century Scythian monk, abbot of the city of Rome calculated how many years it had been since the birth of Christ. This is where we get the numbering of years such as 2014 from. It is generally believed by just about every theologian I know of today that he was a few years off. Due to my own independent (meaning independent of any humanly developed religion in that I don’t belong to any religious organization) theological research of the last 14 years, I came to the conclusion He was born on the eve of the 15th of the Biblical month Ethanim (1Kings 8:2) corresponding to the Jewish 15th of tishri, 3757, september 15th Augustan. If the Gregorian calculation had been in effect at the time, it would’ve been september 13th.
#26 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
eve of September 15th Augustan, september 13th Gregorian, 5b.c.e.
#25 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
The eve of the 13th.
#36 - Did you know that "OP likes to **** underage boys …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Try it 0
User avatar #40 - manformen (12/21/2014) [-]
It's pretty much the same depending on the stressed word. but it can be an answer to 7 different questions depending on the stressed word
#72 - Good, I love me some scat porn. 12/21/2014 on At least they're honest 0
#120 - Oh, so when he does it for 2 hours it's fine? But when I hug a… 12/21/2014 on Life is short 0
#55 - Me three. 12/21/2014 on But shit, it was 99 cents +3
#68 - This is completely nonsense, Bee movie shouldn't be rated PG. … 12/21/2014 on Bee Movie 0
#17 - This gives a bit more meaning to the term doggy style. 12/20/2014 on Centaur +2
#26 - Not really a customer from hell but still funny. (Not mine, bt… 12/20/2014 on Customers from hell +5
#9 - Even as a hyperbole, it's still a bit strange, as its meaning … 12/20/2014 on Seen in Woodstock +1
#51 - Don't worry, it's not like you had a chance anyway.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on well do you? 0
#66 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
OF COURSE I DON'T.
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME THAT.
#50 - Saggy? You sound like you've never seen actual tits.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on well do you? +3
User avatar #97 - hackmon (12/20/2014) [-]
"a bag of sand, man? come on!"

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#48 to #47 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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