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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:10/21/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#51
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#49
Content Thumbs: 95 total,  175 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 30808 total,  38651 ,  7843
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 41.6% (416/1000)
Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 326 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12778
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:6098
FJ Points:25299

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#20 - Yeah, you're right. I mean, apart from the fact that …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on Leonaprio di Cardo +14
#33 - cammyT (08/05/2014) [-]
#19 - Leocarbohydratio 08/04/2014 on Leonaprio di Cardo +1
#49 - There are 81 countries where you can dial 112 as an emergency … 08/04/2014 on Sorry, wrong number 0
#48 - Additionally there are 81 countries where you can call 112, ei… 08/04/2014 on Sorry, wrong number 0
#47 - Yes, you can. Alongside 999. 08/04/2014 on Sorry, wrong number 0
#17 - Finally a sandwich big enough for OP's mom. 08/04/2014 on Dream big +4
#87 - Or are you actually implying automated fights are better than … 08/04/2014 on dat skill 0
#84 - I don't think you know what > means.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on dat skill +1
User avatar #85 - cidricc (08/04/2014) [-]
Tas
#87 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
Or are you actually implying automated fights are better than using skill?
#61 - Picture 08/04/2014 on shy fox gets food from a... +4
#41 - There's this inside joke in construction companies where they …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on I find this extremely amusing +6
User avatar #55 - poutinesalad (08/04/2014) [-]
Kind of like in the mill i work at we tell the newbies to get the board stretchers.
#56 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
Yes, or similarly: skirting board ladders
#54 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2014) [-]
its true.... they did that shit to me on the first day.
#37 - Traffic cam becomes toucam. 08/04/2014 on a toucan finds a traffic cam +1
#139 - What about the sky and the sun?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on /b/allsack 0
User avatar #140 - BluFlynn (08/04/2014) [-]
I can't even remember now, probably thought they were on the inside too. and once you got past the sky you would hit the top.
#137 - When I was 5 - 6 years old I was scared ******** … 08/04/2014 on /b/allsack +11
#92 - Okay, thanks. 08/04/2014 on I got your back Bro 0
#39 - No, no. I did that with my dad, it's more of a man thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on :( 0
User avatar #41 - cumbersome (08/04/2014) [-]
How unconventional, your family must be left-wingers. Its supposed to be mom for first penetration, and then your dad holds you when you get/give your first bj.
#90 - Yes. But he didn't have the safety switch on AND pull…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on I got your back Bro 0
User avatar #91 - DaCrazyOne (08/04/2014) [-]
Bro, the debate was over for at least two days now.

I was just posting that because I thought you might like to see it.
#92 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks.
#34 - I thought you could survive a falling platform or elevator if …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on /b/allsack +48
User avatar #160 - chiopet (08/04/2014) [-]
Well it made sense in my head
User avatar #128 - jackledead (08/04/2014) [-]
I still try to tell myself that this is true.
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2014) [-]
holy fuck, this so much
#15 - No title possible? What's wrong with "Little gir… 08/04/2014 on No title possible! 0
#23 - Well it would be slightly awkward if they had been holding me …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on :( +2
User avatar #25 - cumbersome (08/04/2014) [-]
Wait your mom wasnt holding you when you swiped the vcard?

You sure missed out on a bonding experience.
#39 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
No, no.

I did that with my dad, it's more of a man thing.
User avatar #41 - cumbersome (08/04/2014) [-]
How unconventional, your family must be left-wingers. Its supposed to be mom for first penetration, and then your dad holds you when you get/give your first bj.
#22 - Comment deleted 08/04/2014 on :( 0
#18 - XXX-men: Meddling Kids edition. 08/04/2014 on What will happen?.... +1
#17 - This looks like the beginning of an interesting porn scene.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on What will happen?.... 0
#18 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
XXX-men: Meddling Kids edition.
#19 - Wouldn't it be much quicker to just cook them? 08/04/2014 on scrambled eggs 0
#75 - 'Murica*  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on 'Merica 0
#90 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2014) [-]
*The Greatest Goddamned Country in the World
#73 - Heterosexuals: I want my partner to be a smaller, more fragile…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on Gay master race. 0
User avatar #117 - schneidend (08/04/2014) [-]
She-Hulk.

Your move.
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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