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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#236
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 40347 total,  49370 ,  9023
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 35.4% (354/1000)
Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12936
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7619
FJ Points:32237

latest user's comments

#3 - Sometimes I get the feeling that the "random" rolls …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Dildos +9
#20 - royrogersmcfreely (12/08/2014) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled image** your right
User avatar #8 - ubadubba (12/08/2014) [-]
I'm sure of it - at least for user rolling. A good 4 out of 100 rolls will be admin or joshlol or phanact.
#11 - anonexplains (12/08/2014) [-]
user rolls are based off of how many comments an account makes
#21 - anonexplains (12/08/2014) [-]
I believe for images it takes all images posted within the last 24 hours and randomly chooses one. excluding nsfw section .
User avatar #22 - joshlol (12/08/2014) [-]
more like past 90 days
#7 - epicbanjoman (12/08/2014) [-]
**epicbanjoman rolled image** is that so?
#5 - anonexplains (12/08/2014) [-]
There was one point in time where you posted an image an some cod i forgot, and it'd show as a randomly rolled image.
User avatar #18 - davyjonesbooty (12/08/2014) [-]
rollpifoxtrotcture

or something
#6 - auryn (12/08/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image** mfw
#4 - ugoboom (12/08/2014) [-]
same here
#16 - I've never had someone next to me talk to me on a flight (and …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Why aren't we funding this? +89
#188 - anonexplains (12/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #152 - nigeltheoutlaw (12/08/2014) [-]
I've actually had really good experiences as well. Usually when I fly I am off the beaten trail so I usually get the entire row to myself due to the lack of passengers (which is great itself), but two out of the three times I did have someone seated next to me it was a pretty girl. Only talked to one of them since the other was a night flight and we both knocked out fast, but the other one was fairly interesting and even gave me her number. She was ~25 and I was only 15 though so I never called thinking even then that it was kinda weird.
#141 - Ojedi (12/08/2014) [-]
Costa Rica mentioned, swell with national pride.

Costa Rican girl mentioned, swell with national boner.
User avatar #109 - monkeysniper (12/08/2014) [-]
I was on a 12 hour flight with a fucking screaming child. You lucky son of a bitch.
#106 - headhunternl (12/08/2014) [-]
I don't know you, but I hate you
#88 - aerosol (12/08/2014) [-]
That sounds so nice

lucky bastard
User avatar #37 - robogroovy (12/08/2014) [-]
That's great man
#40 - If somebody would have had similar mass and condition but with… 12/08/2014 on How to survive angry sex... 0
#7 - Not really a confession, now is it. 12/07/2014 on Women and Twerking 0
#22 - Kotor, genuinly one of the best games I've played. An… 12/07/2014 on That feel when dead wife 0
#13 - I gotta give him props for the commitment he's putting in in t… 12/07/2014 on Warehouse Olympics: Long Jump 0
#11 - It's okay. Because you would still be all right.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on I am a massive Maggot +9
#12 - comradewinter (12/07/2014) [-]
Fucking christ, just got it
#9 - Just make sure you put your right leg out first, so even when …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2014 on I am a massive Maggot +51
#22 - mariopimp (12/07/2014) [-]
Jesus christ your glorious bastard! It took me a few minutes but I finally got that.... good job to you....
#10 - comradewinter (12/07/2014) [-]
Heart is slightly to the left, though.
#11 - auryn (12/07/2014) [-]
It's okay.

Because you would still be all right.
#12 - comradewinter (12/07/2014) [-]
Fucking christ, just got it
#39 - I wouldn't mind being alone for my birthday. I said I… 12/07/2014 on My First Birthday by Myself 0
#5 - That's one way to take a selfie. 12/07/2014 on That's not a fly... 0
#14 - Although the general point stands on 'form vs. function' the d…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/07/2014 on How to survive angry sex... +35
#38 - anonexplains (12/07/2014) [-]
"Slim waist preferred in bodybuilding"

Apparently, Ronnie Coleman disagrees with you on that, for about 10 years in a row.
#40 - auryn (12/08/2014) [-]
If somebody would have had similar mass and condition but with a slimmer waist the judges would've definitely preferred that.

Just because it's the preference doesn't mean it's the most determining factor.

But you're right. Ufortunately the emphasis is put too much on mass these days, and not aesthetics.
#29 - anonexplains (12/07/2014) [-]
I think the dehydration would probably be for more than a week. And the guy is right on a strongman's gut, but only if they don't do sit ups or planks or whatever. Look at Derek Poundstone for a (somewhat) cut strongman.
User avatar #24 - nevolmon (12/07/2014) [-]
hanging leg raises motherfucker.
User avatar #19 - webeballin (12/07/2014) [-]
"Roidgut" is caused by insulin they take with HGH. And what they do before competition is cut out water for 1 to 2 days and take in lots of grain carbs.
#7 - I think the sarlacc pitt would've been a better option.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on 10/10 would buy +1
User avatar #13 - vegito (12/07/2014) [-]
that's a terrible choice. because then something like this would happen if you killed him. www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdS2kCUGvfo
User avatar #10 - thewambo (12/07/2014) [-]
carbonite then sarlacc pit
#12 - unphased unfazed*  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on Fucking with the Cat +17
User avatar #23 - psyachu (12/07/2014) [-]
I'll be fair on this, this is a learning experience because I honestly get confused with that word.
User avatar #39 - redeadhunter (12/07/2014) [-]
I just figured it was some kind of Star Trek pun
#89 - Oh, just this little thing called the internet. 12/07/2014 on Has science gone too far? +1
#397 - My god are you dumb, this is retarded for too many reasons to …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2014 on Mille anni passi sunt 0
User avatar #409 - clechyl (12/07/2014) [-]
What are those "conclusive errors"?

Please elaborate before you talk shit.
#10 - Look at all dat freedom. 12/06/2014 on nice job 0
#14 - Don´t worry. I don´t think he misses it. 12/06/2014 on Finals +5
#6 - Moths are okay. 12/06/2014 on actual oc 0
#10 - of have* 12/06/2014 on cool 0
#15 - Hi, I'm Sal Aerie.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Brock is best waifu 0
#21 - anonexplains (12/06/2014) [-]
i really want to know what that picture could possibly be for
User avatar #33 - jaegarbombastic (12/07/2014) [-]
"Research."
#20 - Original my ass. It's just the fairy tale "The S… 12/06/2014 on "Original" Film -1
#41 - This isn't inspiration. This is straight down plagiarism.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on Real life Pokemon +3
User avatar #80 - Alchemyst (12/06/2014) [-]
"Good artists copy

Great artists steal."

-- Picasso Me
#99 - This isn't about giving money to charity. This is abo… 12/06/2014 on When Colbert really nails it -3
#62 - Meh. A lot of compatibility problems, the connections… 12/05/2014 on 2puns4me +2
#602 - But in the initials, the F(unny) is purple and the J(unk) is green 12/05/2014 on FJ needs a thumb 0

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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