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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:5/26/2016
Location:The Netherlands
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#47 - lol I first googled "frozen turd stab" comi…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2015 on For your worst enemy. +3
#48 - heyyoutoo (09/16/2015) [-]
good stuff
#49 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
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#45 - Could you maybe describe another comic? Maybe it would ring a bell  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2015 on For your worst enemy. 0
#46 - heyyoutoo (09/16/2015) [-]
Can't really remember, although i think in the same turd freezing comic the guy also fucked the stab hole he made.
#47 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
lol

I first googled "frozen turd stab" comic I did a reverse image search on the comic and remembered it again, the comics are from Electric Retard. Pretty good stuff.

#48 - heyyoutoo (09/16/2015) [-]
good stuff
#49 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
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#5 - Or, you know, people actually and eventually get fed up with s… 09/16/2015 on love -1
#3 - Meh. Probably not though. 09/16/2015 on Give it a few years. 0
#5 - I think the young Stalin was handsome as **** though. no…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2015 on Fuck Communism +10
#10 - europe (09/17/2015) [-]
Also that pic has been edited for obvious reasons
#40 - I have no idea. Although it does sound familiar.  [+] (6 new replies) 09/16/2015 on For your worst enemy. 0
#44 - heyyoutoo (09/16/2015) [-]
The comics were really sick but i forgot the name/address of them
#45 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
Could you maybe describe another comic? Maybe it would ring a bell
#46 - heyyoutoo (09/16/2015) [-]
Can't really remember, although i think in the same turd freezing comic the guy also fucked the stab hole he made.
#47 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
lol

I first googled "frozen turd stab" comic I did a reverse image search on the comic and remembered it again, the comics are from Electric Retard. Pretty good stuff.

#48 - heyyoutoo (09/16/2015) [-]
good stuff
#49 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
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#39 - Whoops, wrong person 09/16/2015 on For your worst enemy. 0
#38 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2015 on For your worst enemy. 0
#39 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
Whoops, wrong person
#2 - Do they only contain water Pokémon? 09/16/2015 on PokeBath +1
#5 - Picture 09/16/2015 on Just like the blue honey, +36
#2 - Mein Kampfy chairs. 09/16/2015 on good place to concentrate 0
#3 - Or: use Duplicate setting in Display Properites. 09/16/2015 on Please help 0
#2 - I copy-pasted this: "Windows 7 and Windows 8 su…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2015 on Please help 0
#3 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
Or: use Duplicate setting in Display Properites.
#1 - I can't wait to see what athletic and acrobatic sports look li…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2015 on 1900s people were pussies +87
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#10 - bulwark (09/17/2015) [-]
I imagine low gravity rooms for acrobatics and shit.

Pressure absorbing water, so you can dive from 500 meters up with no injury.

Ski jumping, with new and improved wingsuits for maximum gliding.

The possibilities are endless.
#13 - BloodyTurds (09/17/2015) [-]
>Pressure absorbing water
All you need for that is bubbles.. lots and lots of bubbles.. Then you can jump from basically any height and turn out fine (assuming you hit the pool, and not the cement next to it)
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#6 - barakakaka (09/17/2015) [-]
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#114 - Picture 09/16/2015 on To edgy? +1
#215 - I haven't said anything about isolation exercises. Ei… 09/16/2015 on Do U even squat? 0
#9 - Wax. Or what you can do with gel is first make your h… 09/16/2015 on An thought +2
#6 - Yes No Maybe I do…  [+] (18 new replies) 09/16/2015 on /Fit/ +136
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#30 - steezburger (09/16/2015) [-]



JOHN CENA
#50 - veryfahnyjokes (09/16/2015) [-]
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#33 - telfyr (09/16/2015) [-]
It was only funny the first time...
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#29 - landartheconqueror (09/16/2015) [-]
i love TMBG and i love malcolm in the middle
#53 - tmbg (09/17/2015) [-]
aw shucks
#18 - veryfahnyjokes (09/16/2015) [-]



LOL


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#21 - plutosmarket (09/16/2015) [-]








Why do we have to die?
#22 - veryfahnyjokes (09/16/2015) [-]
something
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#26 - papaspipi (09/16/2015) [-]


THE GAME

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#28 - guanyu (09/16/2015) [-]
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#34 - twondai (09/16/2015) [-]
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#12 - lambase (09/16/2015) [-]
Is it wrong that I knew what this would say before I even opened the spoilers?
#40 - innocentbabies (09/16/2015) [-]
I read the content as that, before realizing that that wasn't what the content said at all.
#4 - I love not getting killed 09/16/2015 on Love +1
#207 - Whether you want to use them is up to, I'm just pointing out t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2015 on Do U even squat? 0
#213 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Except that using the smith machine is safer, especially for those that work out alone. Therefore, it's not inferior to freeweights, as it has its own use. Not to mention that the smith machine helps isolate muscle groups, which is what you're criticizing about it (and then also try to deny because you can't handle being wrong lol). There really is no other conclusion one can draw when you say things like "free weights are superior" and "squatting in the smith machine" mockingly. You're saying that isolation exercises are inferior to compound exercises. This is not true. They simply have different uses.

Maybe learn to actually type out a logical, coherent argument before criticizing others for not being able to understand your third grade bullshit.
#215 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
I haven't said anything about isolation exercises.

Either you don't know what exactly defines isolation and compound exercises, you can't read properly, or you once again come to wrong conclusions by faulty reasoning.
You might want to limit your points to criticising what is actually being said instead of your misinterpretations and deductive fallacies.
You do realize that a squat, a bench press, or any other compound exercise for that matter, in the smith machine is still a compound exercise.

Any way, you haven't made any arguments that refute my point that a free weight exercise has many serious advantages over the same exercises on the smith machine, in terms of efficiency in building overall strength, learning the proper biomechanics, and a proportional development of the stabilizing muscle groups, with having next to no disadvantages.
So indeed for most intents and purposes the smith machine exercises that can also be done with free weigts are definitely inferior for multivarious reasons.

This should be a simple non arguable fact.

Anyway, I'm going to cut it short now. This is going nowhere and doesn't feel like it's worth the time and effort.
I don't see why you're so incredible defensive about the smith machine when it has so little going for it.

#4 - Alternatively you could freeze a turd, sharpen it and stab som…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/16/2015 on For your worst enemy. +14
#37 - heyyoutoo (09/16/2015) [-]
What was the name/address of those comics?
#40 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
I have no idea.

Although it does sound familiar.
#44 - heyyoutoo (09/16/2015) [-]
The comics were really sick but i forgot the name/address of them
#45 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
Could you maybe describe another comic? Maybe it would ring a bell
#46 - heyyoutoo (09/16/2015) [-]
Can't really remember, although i think in the same turd freezing comic the guy also fucked the stab hole he made.
#47 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
lol

I first googled "frozen turd stab" comic I did a reverse image search on the comic and remembered it again, the comics are from Electric Retard. Pretty good stuff.

#48 - heyyoutoo (09/16/2015) [-]
good stuff
#49 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
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#10 - cumberdale (09/16/2015) [-]
Then it would melt and there would be no evidence..
thats brilliant
#56 - lordofhell (09/16/2015) [-]
**lordofhell used "*roll picture*"**
**lordofhell rolled image**No evidence except the fecal matter. Your giving a stool sample.
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#39 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
Whoops, wrong person
#203 - Yes, I agree. I was just listing other possible exercises.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2015 on Do U even squat? 0
#206 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
"Never use the smith machine"

-auryn

"Isolation exercises are never valid, and will not help you in any way"

-auryn
#207 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
Whether you want to use them is up to, I'm just pointing out they're inferior to their free weight equivalent.

Also just because it's a fixed path for the weight it doesn't suddenly turn compound exercises into isolation exercises.

I'm never even saying anything that would remotely close to the conclusion ""Isolation exercises are never valid, and will not help you in any way"
You keep misinterpretting me and drawing wrong conclusions from the first time you commented,
I guess comprehensive reading and deductive reasoning aren't really your strongest points.
#213 - anon (09/16/2015) [-]
Except that using the smith machine is safer, especially for those that work out alone. Therefore, it's not inferior to freeweights, as it has its own use. Not to mention that the smith machine helps isolate muscle groups, which is what you're criticizing about it (and then also try to deny because you can't handle being wrong lol). There really is no other conclusion one can draw when you say things like "free weights are superior" and "squatting in the smith machine" mockingly. You're saying that isolation exercises are inferior to compound exercises. This is not true. They simply have different uses.

Maybe learn to actually type out a logical, coherent argument before criticizing others for not being able to understand your third grade bullshit.
#215 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
I haven't said anything about isolation exercises.

Either you don't know what exactly defines isolation and compound exercises, you can't read properly, or you once again come to wrong conclusions by faulty reasoning.
You might want to limit your points to criticising what is actually being said instead of your misinterpretations and deductive fallacies.
You do realize that a squat, a bench press, or any other compound exercise for that matter, in the smith machine is still a compound exercise.

Any way, you haven't made any arguments that refute my point that a free weight exercise has many serious advantages over the same exercises on the smith machine, in terms of efficiency in building overall strength, learning the proper biomechanics, and a proportional development of the stabilizing muscle groups, with having next to no disadvantages.
So indeed for most intents and purposes the smith machine exercises that can also be done with free weigts are definitely inferior for multivarious reasons.

This should be a simple non arguable fact.

Anyway, I'm going to cut it short now. This is going nowhere and doesn't feel like it's worth the time and effort.
I don't see why you're so incredible defensive about the smith machine when it has so little going for it.

#2 - The entire trademark of the Final Destination movies is that t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2015 on Ouch. -4
#3 - froggernaught (09/16/2015) [-]
People are dying all over the gym.

Some right away, others a little at a time.

#2 - Geez, get a room already. 09/16/2015 on thats not how it goes 0
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#62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
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#65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
#63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
#46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
#29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the **********.
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
#39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
#41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
#53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
#14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
#55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
#57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
#12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

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#3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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