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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/01/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#852
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 46076 total,  55679 ,  9603
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 49.1% (491/1000)
Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:12996
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8640
FJ Points:36374

latest user's comments

#21 - You guys realize that the cat's head is behind the post right?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on kitty kitty 0
User avatar #37 - satanslittlejerk (02/21/2015) [-]
Adopted.
#86 - Looks good, but I'll wait for the 1D version, 2D is too mainstream. 02/21/2015 on Just so you guys know... 0
#57 - That's no moon.. 02/21/2015 on This IKEA lamp +1
#183 - Ofcourse they don't. They don't call it the cow's mil…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Universe 0
User avatar #184 - pandation (02/21/2015) [-]
I do
#23 - >bonfires  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Place +8
User avatar #84 - eminemnmnms (02/21/2015) [-]
As someone from michigan, thats what we do nearly every weekend in the summer is have a fire
#44 - atomicjojo (02/21/2015) [-]
Whats to worry about? 90% of your stuff you talk about on dating sites is shit you do on the weekends. Bonfires are jsut outside houseparties
#13 - I don't believe you. That's not a jeep, that's ice.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on jeep ice +2
User avatar #52 - lazypaul (02/21/2015) [-]
He said FROM his mums jeep tho
#69 - It's just spoofing on those 9/11 conspiracy theories. 02/21/2015 on Wake Up America +6
#58 - ******* ethnic plebs. 02/21/2015 on Rashida Jones 0
#53 - I'm sorry my compassion offended you. 02/21/2015 on Nick Onerman 0
#45 - I'm tired 02/21/2015 on Orgasms +2
#179 - So what? Even if it did, that doesn't mean that any asociation…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Universe 0
User avatar #182 - pandation (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm sure they call it the "Goat's milky way" in their language in the other 65% of the world then.
#183 - auryn (02/21/2015) [-]
Ofcourse they don't.

They don't call it the cow's milky way where you live either, do they.
User avatar #184 - pandation (02/21/2015) [-]
I do
#85 - Because milk is exclusively from cows, right? It's no…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/20/2015 on Universe +4
User avatar #125 - zomitlu (02/20/2015) [-]
human females are mammals god dammit
User avatar #98 - pandation (02/20/2015) [-]
Right because when someone says "go pick up some milk" or "I'd like a glass of milk please" it's reasonable to serve milk from Sally in the back
#179 - auryn (02/21/2015) [-]
So what? Even if it did, that doesn't mean that any asociation with milk should be with cows by definition. That's ridiculous.

Not even mentioning the fact that in large parts of the world it's just as, or even more common to drink goat milk, so cow milk isn't even the standard.
I looked it up, and 65 percent of the world drinks goat's milk over cow's milk. So much for that argument.
User avatar #182 - pandation (02/21/2015) [-]
I'm sure they call it the "Goat's milky way" in their language in the other 65% of the world then.
#183 - auryn (02/21/2015) [-]
Ofcourse they don't.

They don't call it the cow's milky way where you live either, do they.
User avatar #184 - pandation (02/21/2015) [-]
I do
User avatar #91 - shogg (02/20/2015) [-]
>mammal or human female
>or
#227 - So she doesn't necessarily want her second daughter to be a girl? 02/20/2015 on Autistic Olympics #2 0
#13 - Nonsense. The first time I've seen it alone and sober…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on 50 shades of sharknado 2 0
User avatar #14 - blokrokker (02/19/2015) [-]
I've watched it twice, the first was alone and I hated it. But then my friend invited me to a party with his frat, and we watched with beer and Rifftrax, and it was quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
#10 - Speaking of which, any The Room fans in here? I have …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/19/2015 on 50 shades of sharknado 2 0
#17 - thatmetalkid (02/20/2015) [-]
it's funny in a kind of "holy shit this is so terrible I have to laugh at it" and the fact that their being 100% serious about it
and fuck is it bad but god damn it I can't turn away from it
#16 - anon (02/19/2015) [-]
I figured 'The Room'-fans were like Bronies; Poe's law gone beserk
User avatar #11 - blokrokker (02/19/2015) [-]
It's only fun if you have friends and/or the Rifftrax. Alcohol optional, but encouraged.
#13 - auryn (02/19/2015) [-]
Nonsense.

The first time I've seen it alone and sober, and had a blast.

(I've also seen the Rifftrax, and watched it twice with someone else, alcohol and drugs included)
User avatar #14 - blokrokker (02/19/2015) [-]
I've watched it twice, the first was alone and I hated it. But then my friend invited me to a party with his frat, and we watched with beer and Rifftrax, and it was quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever seen.
#82 - Not comparable by a long shot. 02/19/2015 on Karma 0
#25 - Picture 02/19/2015 on Here Comes the Bus +5
#63 - Uhm.. that's Top Gear host James May's lego house. 02/19/2015 on Lego House +33
#46 - I don't know whether to thumb you up or down, I can't tell if …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Metric system 0
User avatar #47 - galkawhm (02/18/2015) [-]
I was joking at first. Then i got learned.
#17 - Well, there's a number of reasons. Exactly two, that is. 02/18/2015 on Salma Hayek +1
#514 - The U.S. owns 10 aircraft carriers, which is half of all the …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on rekt 0
User avatar #523 - lordofthesea (02/19/2015) [-]
I am proud of our ten aircraft carriers, and feel that they are all important.
the power to protect our supply chains, and to mobilize an entire army anywhere at any time, allows us to maintain our status as a superpower.

I believe our Navy is the most important part of our military.
#4 - Cartoon Network didn't give a **** , unlike Johnny. 02/18/2015 on not a known giver of fucks +16
#20 - Surely this must be satire. Right..?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Absolute Nutters +2
User avatar #24 - anonymoose (02/18/2015) [-]
I think most of them are.
#314 - And this is surprising to admin? 02/18/2015 on Explain why you think this... +1
#45 - Even if you were theoretically right, there are too many facto… 02/18/2015 on Fat Shaming Wednesday 0

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#72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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#73 to #72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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