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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:11/22/2014
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#75
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 95 total,  175 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 32780 total,  40907 ,  8127
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 76.1% (761/1000)
Level 326 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:12800
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:6402
FJ Points:26644

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#10018645 - This makes my nipples erect. 11/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#137 - At least don't post the "The More You Know" picture … 11/13/2014 on please don't do that...nooooo -1
#135 - Picture of him and lead weight block, for all of you doubting …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2014 on please don't do that...nooooo +5
User avatar #203 - applesdontpee (11/14/2014) [-]
that just makes this gif so much scarier
#132 - No. 11/13/2014 on please don't do that...nooooo -1
#131 - Or, you know, because he's wearing a weight belt (common…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/13/2014 on please don't do that...nooooo +1
#135 - auryn (11/13/2014) [-]
Picture of him and lead weight block, for all of you doubting bastards.
User avatar #203 - applesdontpee (11/14/2014) [-]
that just makes this gif so much scarier
User avatar #133 - mitchimuss (11/13/2014) [-]
The second point was more meant for divers with tanks who need to control breathing as they descend/ascend.
#137 - auryn (11/13/2014) [-]
At least don't post the "The More You Know" picture if you aren't really sure what you're talking about.
#52 - Picture 11/13/2014 on Goddamn it Nixon +2
#12 - It ususally doesn't take more than a day to get born. 11/13/2014 on have some facebook posts -1
#139 - That's confidential. 11/13/2014 on Today history has been made +1
#27 - Do Americans really have wordart on their money? 11/13/2014 on (T_T) 0
#136 - Oh gee, that really does make it a lot more interesting! …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Today history has been made -3
User avatar #252 - godsgrandad (11/14/2014) [-]
AND frozen gases, you forgot about frozen gases.
User avatar #147 - aldkai (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeah,hmmm you know,free fucking pure drinkable water floating in space,and free fucking valuable minerals all around too,but a redneck like you wouldn't understand,let alone care I guess.
#114 - Yeah, and? 11/13/2014 on facebook posts 0
#132 - Aliens can manipulate matter into their latent subquantum stat…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Today history has been made 0
#138 - megayoming (11/13/2014) [-]
Who gave you this information?
#139 - auryn (11/13/2014) [-]
That's confidential.
#61 - You misspelled awesome. 11/13/2014 on Chandelier +1
#127 - What's all the fuzz about, It's just a rock.  [+] (12 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Today history has been made -5
#206 - Womens Study Major (11/13/2014) [-]
A ROCK?! DUMB ROCK!
#195 - clechyl (11/13/2014) [-]
It's not just a rock, it's a comet!
#142 - Womens Study Major (11/13/2014) [-]
Well that's what they're there to find out, if it is indeed just a rock. It could hold secrets to the composition of the other planets in our solar system, particularly the ones that could potentially have water on them and life. But it should also show if there are any more elements to be discovered in our solar system because it's made from the original material present at it's creation, just on a scale that is easier to mine.

Who knows, we might find a room temperature superconductive element which could change everything, making electricity cheaper, hovercars possible, super fast trains, the list goes on.
#134 - midothegreat (11/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #133 - godsgrandad (11/13/2014) [-]
Actually they are composed of rock, dust, ice and frozen gases - not just rock !

The more you know.
#136 - auryn (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh gee, that really does make it a lot more interesting!

I mean, dust AND ice? How exciting!
User avatar #252 - godsgrandad (11/14/2014) [-]
AND frozen gases, you forgot about frozen gases.
User avatar #147 - aldkai (11/13/2014) [-]
Oh yeah,hmmm you know,free fucking pure drinkable water floating in space,and free fucking valuable minerals all around too,but a redneck like you wouldn't understand,let alone care I guess.
#129 - megayoming (11/13/2014) [-]
"Just a Rock"

What if that rock is some alien's sweet stash of space kush?
#132 - auryn (11/13/2014) [-]
Aliens can manipulate matter into their latent subquantum state where it wll appear to have no physical form or occupy space.

They don't need stashes.
#138 - megayoming (11/13/2014) [-]
Who gave you this information?
#139 - auryn (11/13/2014) [-]
That's confidential.
#81 - Because, just like a car crash, rape is an accident too right?… 11/13/2014 on End Crash Culture! -1
#111 - fake 11/13/2014 on Badass A-10 Pilot 0
#76 - AMERICAN CONSTRUCTION WOULD NEVER FAIL LIKE THIS, THIS WAS CLE… 11/13/2014 on don't try again bitch +3
#16 - **auryn rolled image ** Who I scissored 11/13/2014 on Confession sites ftw +3
#1379 - **auryn rolled image ** I just can't get enough of this. 11/12/2014 on Let's play 0
#22 - He can't do that, that's illegal.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on What a dumb-ass +23
User avatar #167 - imboyo (11/12/2014) [-]
No shit.
#7 - >People not knowing how to screencap 11/12/2014 on buckle up motha fuka +10
#47 - That's just gross. 11/12/2014 on Improvised hair tie +3
#61 - No one does.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2014 on "Birthday" +4
User avatar #62 - konradkurze (11/12/2014) [-]
dun b like that bby
#59 - As much as the intolerable faggot that you are, that is a swee…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/12/2014 on "Birthday" +8
User avatar #60 - konradkurze (11/12/2014) [-]
admit it
you love me
#61 - auryn (11/12/2014) [-]
No one does.
User avatar #62 - konradkurze (11/12/2014) [-]
dun b like that bby
#68 - She's the equivalent of those obnoxious attention craving ADHD… 11/12/2014 on God-Tier Cosplay +1
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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