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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
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#11 - It were threads like these that made 4chan worth the while. 08/09/2015 on What the fuck 0
#5 - Just looking at it hurts my teeth. 08/09/2015 on when you couch shoppin 0
#8 - He didn't even got the chance to say he loved her 5ever.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2015 on Text and Drive +150
#32 - anon (08/09/2015) [-]
i crid evrytim
#19 - To celebrate you got through all the school shootings alive.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2015 on Love's fair labor +18
#64 - microfonecontroler (08/09/2015) [-]
#14 - Picture 08/09/2015 on Amazing Beer Holder +1
#22 - Ever since having watched a couple of comedy series without la… 08/09/2015 on This is how funny sitcoms... 0
#41 - 6"3 is just slightly above average in my country for a ma… 08/09/2015 on being 6ft3 0
#21 - Not that hard. I could do similar stuff and much more…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2015 on Amazing Slinkying -3
User avatar #32 - theawkwardbros (08/09/2015) [-]
#17 - How can you be lonely with house full of cats. This i… 08/09/2015 on Disappointment +1
#13 - If you're Helen Keller, I guess. 08/09/2015 on U want some pussy? +1
#29 - Gluttony is over-indulgence in food and drinks, regardless of … 08/08/2015 on cringe 0
#21 - I once accidentally ate an entire pepper. (don't know which ki…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2015 on Wasabi +7
User avatar #23 - captchakid (08/08/2015) [-]
I ate trinidad scorpion or whatever hot sauce on some wings at a fair a week ago. The fumes from it were alone enough to make me start crying and sweating, but I ate them.

I would do it again, because damn son they were sweet and the chicken was perfect, but my body cried and my ass felt like fire for a week.
#54 - barbeqdbrwniez (08/09/2015) [-]
Now imagine the real peppers, not diluted in to a hot sauce
#25 - Or how about, don't have sex with children around... y'know  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2015 on gee thanks kid +3
User avatar #27 - chaoticlaw (08/08/2015) [-]
She was supposed to be asleep, but I suppose that shit's never set in stone when it comes to kids.
#45 - ditka (08/08/2015) [-]
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Somehow, the obvious never occurs to people...
#24 - Not entirely true though. I think it's reasonable to …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2015 on cringe +2
User avatar #28 - obese (08/08/2015) [-]
Gluttony is consuming anything knowing that other people/things could use the resources more.

If you live alone, go to the store and buy snack food which is mass produced you're not hurting anyone.
The real gluttonous ones are those in charge of million dollar companies who think it's a good idea to raise the hell out of product prices and bitch when the idea of having to pay more taxes comes across their precious consciousness.
#29 - auryn (08/08/2015) [-]
Gluttony is over-indulgence in food and drinks, regardless of hurting others or not.

Also what you're describing in your last sentence is greed, not gluttony.
#47 - Picture 08/08/2015 on OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 0
#34 - Baby hummingbirds are so small they don't have mass or occupy … 08/08/2015 on University has Unexpected... 0
#24 - But a fabulous faggot it is. 08/08/2015 on Rhododendron +1
#69 - Why would you tell him to put the razor down? It's no… 08/08/2015 on Tumblr Comp 0
#228 - I'm not making fun, I'm serious. I don't mean this in…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2015 on Little steps towards the... 0
User avatar #230 - trolljunkusa (08/08/2015) [-]
For instance: Look at pretty much every female powerlifter, ever.
#221 - Ofcourse she can. She squats 500 lbs for reps every t…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2015 on Little steps towards the... 0
User avatar #226 - casval (08/08/2015) [-]
...uncalled for, bro. You know the rule: you can't make fun of fat people who exercise.
#228 - auryn (08/08/2015) [-]
I'm not making fun, I'm serious.

I don't mean this in a condescending way, but fat people power is not impressive. They're used to moving around big weights, it's only natural.
User avatar #230 - trolljunkusa (08/08/2015) [-]
For instance: Look at pretty much every female powerlifter, ever.
#75 - Not everything was better on pre-coke Lindsay. 08/05/2015 on pre-coke lindsay 0
#96 - Now let's see em do the same with a full and heavy cargo load. 08/05/2015 on Semi truck new braking system +1
#26 - I guess everyone is entitled to an opinion, even if it is wrong. 08/02/2015 on Fitness Humor +1
#10 - The human deaths were fake, but they did actually hurt and kil…  [+] (15 new replies) 08/02/2015 on Movie trivia 2 +59
User avatar #51 - immatakeaduty (08/03/2015) [-]
they very well may have been, It wasn't until Milo and Otis was filmed that there was action taken to protect animals in movies. Before then, The American Humane Society would have officers on hand during filming, but a lot went unnoticed or was ignored.

the scene with the kittens in that basket rollin over the waterfall? something like a dozen cats were sent to their death to get the proper take. They also threw a cat off of a cliff, a producer broke a kittens paw to make it unsteady on its feet, and the scene where the pug fights the bear? the bear won, like, three times.
User avatar #68 - Dember (08/03/2015) [-]
jesus fuck... I used to watch that when I was a little kid; obviously didn't know any better at the time and believed the bad stuff happening wasn't "real" just like in cartoons...

apparently the american version had a lot of deleted scenes in it too, the original japanese one includes a lot more of the unethical scenes that were filmed to make it

I still have the old VHS, I know where it is. I'm burning that shit.

god this ruined my childhood worse than when I found out about "Ducky"..
#78 - immatakeaduty (08/03/2015) [-]
THAT shit is sad.

sad as fuck

god damn you, why the fuck would you bring that up.
User avatar #79 - Dember (08/03/2015) [-]
I'm more affected by the animals being hurt and tortured but kids are right up there on the same tier... this is depressing.

I'm glad I at least know though. I'd rather be aware of it than happily ignorant if truth be told.
User avatar #81 - minorian (08/03/2015) [-]
I will probably regret this, but... what's "Ducky" and what's sad about it?
#83 - Dember (08/03/2015) [-]
"Judith Eva Barsi (June 6, 1978 - July 25, 1988) was an American child actress of the mid to late 1980s. She began her career in television, making appearances in commercials and television shows, and later appeared in the films Jaws: The Revenge, The Land Before Time, and All Dogs Go to Heaven, supplying the voice for animated characters in the latter two. In 1988, after years of physical and mental abuse, her father, József, shot and killed Judith and her mother, Maria, before fatally shooting himself in a double murder-suicide."
User avatar #84 - minorian (08/03/2015) [-]
Jesus Christ
#85 - Dember (08/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #80 - immatakeaduty (08/03/2015) [-]
yeah, it would suck to be ignant
#73 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
if you watched that movie in ur childhood you have shit parental units. Like, holy shit, you have it on VHS?
#76 - anon (08/03/2015) [-]
why? that movie is fucking great, have you seen it?

User avatar #74 - Dember (08/03/2015) [-]
considering I also watched stuff like Freddy, Jason, Alien, Blade and tons of others, I'm sure they looked at the cute and cuddly puppies and kittens on the cover and thought it was more child-appropriate than 99% of the other stuff I liked... that kind of thing never bothered me, all that ever made me uncomfortable was a giant cartoon rat chewing up a girl's shoe, and a half-blind cartoon owl chasing after a mouse.

I liked Milo & Otis because of the animals, I couldn't have realized at like age 6 and under that they were being treated inhumanely to make the movie. In other movies like Homeward Bound or Shiloh, the dogs and cats "getting hurt" was always fake...

literally going to burn the Milo & Otis ones. Come to think of it, it might actually be a DVD because I think I lost the original when I was little and actually replaced it. : /
#56 - flamingwhitetiger (08/03/2015) [-]
thats fuckin terrible. i feel so sorry for all the cats and the pug forced to fight a bear? like what the fuck.
User avatar #49 - mondominiman (08/03/2015) [-]
I thought the turtle was the only animal killed on screen. The rest were faked, right?
User avatar #52 - immatakeaduty (08/03/2015) [-]
#185 - Uh, sure. 08/02/2015 on Be a Responsible Parent 0


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#72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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