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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/24/2016
Location:The Netherlands
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Highest Content Rank:#14558
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#114 - I spent the first two years lurking as anon, after that I had … 07/11/2016 on is this still relevant? 0
#12 - Yeah, 12 inches deep in your mom. 07/11/2016 on loli 0
#24 - Well then it's because he's a shapeshifter 07/11/2016 on Even outside the game 0
#22 - Because it's a recording of a monitor at an angle.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Even outside the game 0
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#23 - eezo (07/11/2016) [-]
The guy literally less than a foot away from him has normal hands
#24 - auryn (07/11/2016) [-]
Well then it's because he's a shapeshifter
#103 - People reactions can be very surreal in shocking experiences. …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2016 on Usablamo Xedsadsex Dassave +1
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#122 - dzeusas (07/16/2016) [-]
She also might be injured, you know, in the head area? I'm not saying that it's what happened, but again, how much actual info is there about it?
#5 - You should sell refreshments there.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Hey look, a gym +28
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#16 - foelkera (07/12/2016) [-]
he should stand by the front door and hand out free water
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#24 - severian (07/12/2016) [-]
>Free
J Jonah Jameson Laugh  Spiderman
#19 - jackleeswagger (07/12/2016) [-]
Commie bastard
#81 - I understand. 07/11/2016 on Bellyflop +1
#78 - I've got a pretty agreeable butt.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Bellyflop +2
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#94 - krizzooo (07/12/2016) [-]
Or the sheer force of water hitting your anus can cause it to give you an unwanted enema and make your rectum explode from the pressure
#95 - auryn (07/12/2016) [-]
That's my fetish.
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#96 - krizzooo (07/12/2016) [-]
And then ill say "he ded"
#77 - I like the increase of morbid posts. I don't enjoy se…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Bellyflop +5
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#79 - tehavatar (07/11/2016) [-]
i am all for different perspectives and what-not. Sure.
and i might sound pretentious or rude but
whatever way you want to spin it, watching random people die tragically isnt healthy
especially when its almost always meant for laughs, evident by the comments
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#91 - tandemwarelephant (07/12/2016) [-]
I don't post for laughs though I do crack jokes for the sake of being edgy and to lighten the mood , jokes are just a way to cope and take the edge off things.
#81 - auryn (07/11/2016) [-]
I understand.
#74 - Might rupture your ear drums, but I think it does have a bette…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/11/2016 on Bellyflop +3
#76 - slickey (07/11/2016) [-]
It sounds like it could work I think. I agree with your butt.
#78 - auryn (07/11/2016) [-]
I've got a pretty agreeable butt.
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#94 - krizzooo (07/12/2016) [-]
Or the sheer force of water hitting your anus can cause it to give you an unwanted enema and make your rectum explode from the pressure
#95 - auryn (07/12/2016) [-]
That's my fetish.
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#96 - krizzooo (07/12/2016) [-]
And then ill say "he ded"