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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#44 - Ah, the tesseract. A three-dimensional representation…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Existence +94
#121 - idontevenfap (10/21/2014) [-]
I managed to find what it would look like in the 0th dimension
#114 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/21/2014) [-]
Ah, The Tesseract Scalene Triangle.
#80 - rickastleylynched (10/21/2014) [-]
Also, a fucking awesome metal band.
User avatar #72 - yunogasaii (10/21/2014) [-]
actually it's displayed on the monitor three dimensionally
#143 - soloman (10/21/2014) [-]
What the fuck kind of monitor do you have?
User avatar #160 - yunogasaii (10/21/2014) [-]
I'm currently using a hologram
#36 - The Pokémon games already are RPGs.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on The dos and donts 0
User avatar #37 - hawkmonster (10/20/2014) [-]
I meant like skyrim how you hade side quests and coulb explore a open world and level up your guy. Thats what I would like to see in pokemon.
User avatar #38 - hawkmonster (10/20/2014) [-]
Sorry for the bad spelling.
#73 - ******** . The pulleys on the ceiling hol…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Science +3
User avatar #75 - jalthelas (10/20/2014) [-]
Exactly, if the pulleys came loose, the whole thing would crash to the floor.
#10 - Long ago one of my teacher did it even better. He mad… 10/20/2014 on Paranoia +12
#55 - Nothing wrong with a moderate to deep v-neck, and those cutoff… 10/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#10 - I really enjoyed the first Borderlands, 2 was okay too, but th…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel... 0
User avatar #16 - stereojunkie (10/19/2014) [-]
My expectations weren't too high either but holy fuck it's a good game. I know it's essentially just Borderlands 2 but the game looks amazing and there's loads of gameplay
#47 - kingbubbles (10/20/2014) [-]
Not to mention the amazing back story to Handsome Jack.
#11 - No, that's jeans. 10/19/2014 on fat shaming 0
#12 - You control the game by anally clenching morse code.  [+] (12 new replies) 10/19/2014 on 10 second game +705
#381 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
#314 - kallesmange (10/20/2014) [-]
i would eat beans and sugar free gummy bears for cheat codes
#307 - userexposer (10/20/2014) [-]
#230 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
I thought you said ANUALLY.
User avatar #225 - rokkarokkaali (10/20/2014) [-]
Wasn't that the way the father in the Oblongs was able to walk on some machine for an episode?
#206 - vishnarg (10/20/2014) [-]
My sides... where'd they go
#168 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Wait this exists hold on one sec I will find it.
#170 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
#149 - skypatrol (10/20/2014) [-]
everyone reading this
#142 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
the controller is a buttplug with presure sensors :p
User avatar #109 - snipys (10/20/2014) [-]
Already done by admin. He made funnyjunk
#47 - anonywolftroll (10/19/2014) [-]
I laughed way harder at this than I should have
#8 - Picture 10/19/2014 on lel +3
#20 - Just remember, there is no fork. 10/19/2014 on Why... +1
#7 - I think it'd be better to not marry family.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/19/2014 on Fucked Up +2
User avatar #13 - maxismahname (10/19/2014) [-]
Did you forget that incest=wincest
#16 - That might've been true 15 years ago, not anymore.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on 3 pedals +5
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
It's called american influence. Alias: becoming a bunch of fags
#206 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
No, it's called progress. Buy me a new BMW M5 with manual, or a High-End Mercedes, or a Nissan GTR, or any Lamborghini, Ferrari, Maseratti since 2000 with manual... or Bugatti Veyron and the list goes on.

The more expensive cars don't use manual anymore, the cars in autosport don't use it anymore either. The fastest manual gearbox (even without adding human reaction time) is slower than the gearbox in a Nissan GTR
#4 - I don't get it. A man who isn't inclined to have sex …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Hide your daughters. +28
#11 - economicfreedom (10/19/2014) [-]
Gays often still get married to get the tax benefits (among other things) that go along with it.
A big reason why people want gays to be allowed to marry each other is so they can get those benefits and not be miserable.
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image**
#17 - curveball (10/19/2014) [-]
It's the "I am the 1%" sticker that does it.
#5 - Crax (10/19/2014) [-]
Or he's bi...
#5 - Eggway. 10/19/2014 on Glorious +1
#4 - Picture 10/19/2014 on Comedian hired a sky writer... 0
#7 - hfw 10/19/2014 on so will i +1
#14 - I like the stern, stoic looks as in old photographs, a lot bet… 10/19/2014 on Old people +4
#7 - **auryn rolled comment #58 ** : I've set up somali books … 10/19/2014 on Sims 0
#56 - Neither. Just wanted to know since it does make a dif… 10/19/2014 on Tumbr Posts - Period Edition! 0
#53 - Are you a boy or a girl?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Tumbr Posts - Period Edition! +1
User avatar #55 - nuclearkitteh (10/19/2014) [-]
I am the proud owner of a penis. Now let me ask you this. Are you here to educate me on what it feels like, or tell me to shut up because I'm not allowed to have an opinion on something I don't go through?
User avatar #74 - muthsera (10/19/2014) [-]
I knew a girl in highschool who would get them so bad that she was admitted to hospital more than once and fed morphine for it. All because her mom was into 'natural' remedies and did not believe her daughter had such bad cramps(or indeed an underlying issue with her reproductive organs) every month. I myself have days where I cannot do anything for the pain, because moving from the foetal position teaches me new things about agony every time.
#56 - auryn (10/19/2014) [-]
Neither.

Just wanted to know since it does make a difference about the authority of that statement.
#22 - You're completely missing the point. It was now 0,000… 10/19/2014 on When? Now 0
#20 - But it would still be now. 10/19/2014 on When? Now 0
#19 - You idiot, it would still be now by the time the information r…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2014 on When? Now 0
#21 - icelandicviking (10/19/2014) [-]
if theres delay, even if its 0.0000002 seconds. its still not 'now' because now was 0.0000002 seconds ago
#22 - auryn (10/19/2014) [-]
You're completely missing the point.

It was now 0,000002 seconds ago.

It is now currently.

And it it will forever after be now.

At any given time it will be now, therefore that clock is perfectly accurate.
#43 - Nothing wrong with a bit of pink around the stink. 10/19/2014 on Heart warming +1
#34 - Source on that, please, because I find it hard to believe. I'v… 10/19/2014 on Despite all evidence 0
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

#5 - lolmonade ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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