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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/06/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#684
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 45804 total,  55377 ,  9573
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 27% (270/1000)
Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12990
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8548
FJ Points:36153

latest user's comments

#161 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** O… 07/01/2015 on Nature you sick bastard 0
#41 - r u 'aving a giggle m8? 07/01/2015 on Brits +1
#1868 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** I… 07/01/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#1867 - Picture 07/01/2015 on What turned you gay +1
#60 - > would of 07/01/2015 on How the jews "buy" dinner +1
#36 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** … 07/01/2015 on Tender: Where people meat 0
#135 - " **** your language. I'm gonna make my own languag… 07/01/2015 on Childhood traits +1
#52 - I'm surprised redneck didn't bring out a gun. 07/01/2015 on Anon's Coke fueled rage 0
#183 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** M… 06/30/2015 on go home nature u drunk 0
#87 - Somewhere around his 100th uploaded video. "How…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on How to fix the red ring of... +2
User avatar #88 - pocketstooheavy (06/29/2015) [-]
Good find, guy.
#82 - If you watch his uploads in chronological order you'll see the…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2015 on How to fix the red ring of... +2
User avatar #83 - pocketstooheavy (06/29/2015) [-]
Do you have the video of his first egg?

T'was truly the tipping point.
#87 - auryn (06/29/2015) [-]
Somewhere around his 100th uploaded video.

"How To Correctly Crack Open An Egg"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=imKuUNQd0cs

Though I belief the second egg video he posted shortly after is what really made it go viral.
"How To Blow Up an Egg"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2mIbgwfDXk
User avatar #88 - pocketstooheavy (06/29/2015) [-]
Good find, guy.
#34 - **auryn used "*roll gender*"** **auryn rolls Cisgender** = OP 06/29/2015 on Sexuality +5
#39 - Sometimes it's better to keep your fervent erotic desires to yourself. 06/29/2015 on This is Moncef Mayel. +1
#98 - On the positive side, graphics and fps are good, impressive ma… 06/29/2015 on Life is the Worst RPG 0
#43 - If you touch girls in the right places, police will appear at …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Shower Thoughts +8
#45 - themassivefail (06/29/2015) [-]
#70 - Are you sure? 06/28/2015 on It's hard to win an... 0
#12 - Yeah, I know. It's called Mc Donald's. 06/28/2015 on (untitled) +21
#3 - As opposed to Sex and the City without Sarah Jessica Parker?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Can You Guess the Movie? +1
#6 - John Cena (06/28/2015) [-]
it's called emphasis
#94 - ..Come closer. I lied, I…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on The Gay Agenda 0
#96 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
#93 - **auryn used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"** **auryn rolls Without … 06/28/2015 on The Gay Agenda +1
#91 - k.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/28/2015 on The Gay Agenda 0
User avatar #92 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Yo, I'm really hurt right now, could you please explain your first comment?
#117 - John Cena (06/28/2015) [-]
Stop milking it, faggot.
#94 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
..Come closer.





I lied, I didn't mean gay as in happy.
#96 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
#93 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**auryn rolls Without a doubt**

By the grace of the magic 8-Ball.

Magic 8-Ball should I explain my comment?
#18 - That's not really fair though. Americans don't know a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on United States Of ISIS, YES !! +4
#31 - John Cena (06/29/2015) [-]
that's because no other country is important. Murica is the only country that matters in the world.
#89 - I can't take credit for that.  [+] (7 new replies) 06/28/2015 on The Gay Agenda 0
User avatar #90 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Why are you doing this?!
Why must you toy with me?!
Did that night mean nothing yo you?!
I did my best- everything I could to please you, to make you happy, to- to...
And you just move on?

I enjoyed our conversations, countless times keep the conversation going, yet all you did was try to wrap it up. I poured my soul into my messages, while you just mechanically answered, not even considering my feelings. Well, I hope you enjoyed playing with my heart, as you've now sealed it for good.

I do not wish to have never met you, as you still are the light in my life. And this pain brings me comfort. If I am this hurt, I must have been truly lucky to have found my true soulmate.
#91 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
k.
User avatar #92 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Yo, I'm really hurt right now, could you please explain your first comment?
#117 - John Cena (06/28/2015) [-]
Stop milking it, faggot.
#94 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
..Come closer.





I lied, I didn't mean gay as in happy.
#96 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
#93 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**auryn rolls Without a doubt**

By the grace of the magic 8-Ball.

Magic 8-Ball should I explain my comment?
#87 - Okay.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/28/2015 on The Gay Agenda 0
User avatar #88 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
You are making me seem desperate.
#89 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
I can't take credit for that.
User avatar #90 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Why are you doing this?!
Why must you toy with me?!
Did that night mean nothing yo you?!
I did my best- everything I could to please you, to make you happy, to- to...
And you just move on?

I enjoyed our conversations, countless times keep the conversation going, yet all you did was try to wrap it up. I poured my soul into my messages, while you just mechanically answered, not even considering my feelings. Well, I hope you enjoyed playing with my heart, as you've now sealed it for good.

I do not wish to have never met you, as you still are the light in my life. And this pain brings me comfort. If I am this hurt, I must have been truly lucky to have found my true soulmate.
#91 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
k.
User avatar #92 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Yo, I'm really hurt right now, could you please explain your first comment?
#117 - John Cena (06/28/2015) [-]
Stop milking it, faggot.
#94 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
..Come closer.





I lied, I didn't mean gay as in happy.
#96 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
#93 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**auryn rolls Without a doubt**

By the grace of the magic 8-Ball.

Magic 8-Ball should I explain my comment?
#85 - That's okay.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/28/2015 on The Gay Agenda 0
User avatar #86 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Hey, c'mon, please explain.
#87 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #88 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
You are making me seem desperate.
#89 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
I can't take credit for that.
User avatar #90 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Why are you doing this?!
Why must you toy with me?!
Did that night mean nothing yo you?!
I did my best- everything I could to please you, to make you happy, to- to...
And you just move on?

I enjoyed our conversations, countless times keep the conversation going, yet all you did was try to wrap it up. I poured my soul into my messages, while you just mechanically answered, not even considering my feelings. Well, I hope you enjoyed playing with my heart, as you've now sealed it for good.

I do not wish to have never met you, as you still are the light in my life. And this pain brings me comfort. If I am this hurt, I must have been truly lucky to have found my true soulmate.
#91 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
k.
User avatar #92 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Yo, I'm really hurt right now, could you please explain your first comment?
#117 - John Cena (06/28/2015) [-]
Stop milking it, faggot.
#94 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
..Come closer.





I lied, I didn't mean gay as in happy.
#96 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
#93 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**auryn rolls Without a doubt**

By the grace of the magic 8-Ball.

Magic 8-Ball should I explain my comment?

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#72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll 4, 0-9*"**
**auryn rolls 8**
**auryn rolls 1**
**auryn rolls 9**
**auryn rolls 7**
#73 to #72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**auryn rolls 1,423**
User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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