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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/29/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#381 - I thought it said: "What is the one thing that can not be… 08/26/2014 on Can't Buy Me Love 0
#133 - **auryn rolled comment #9559900 ** : /v/ is now making fu… 08/25/2014 on I fucking love creepy shit 0
#71 - She's dead.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on 10/10 Would cat again 0
#75 - crimsfck (08/25/2014) [-]
At least she could finally rest from all that hitting.
#59 - You severely misinterpret my tone. I'm not pissed. As…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2014 on 10/10 Would cat again 0
#70 - crimsfck (08/25/2014) [-]
How is your cat doing doe?
#71 - auryn (08/25/2014) [-]
She's dead.
#75 - crimsfck (08/25/2014) [-]
At least she could finally rest from all that hitting.
#47 - I know cats, I've had several cats all my life, I must've had …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2014 on 10/10 Would cat again +1
#53 - crimsfck (08/25/2014) [-]
I didn't say that the cat would enjoy that stuff, i just said its not a big of a deal moving the cats arms and making a video of it, calling someone a cunt for that?

You're getting pissed at someone for just moving a cat to make it seem like it dances the cats not even giving a shit, and you tell me you stretch, throw, and hit a cat and call it ''uncomfortable''?

tbh you prob made that cat scared shitless.
#59 - auryn (08/25/2014) [-]
You severely misinterpret my tone. I'm not pissed.

As I said, it's not that big of a deal, hence: A BIT of an inconsiderate cunt.
#70 - crimsfck (08/25/2014) [-]
How is your cat doing doe?
#71 - auryn (08/25/2014) [-]
She's dead.
#75 - crimsfck (08/25/2014) [-]
At least she could finally rest from all that hitting.
#66 - Although the condition of a part of the people who claim to be…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Weird People +1
User avatar #68 - truesmokewolf (08/25/2014) [-]
I haven't conducted any studies, so I can't dismiss anything. My best guess is that it's psychosomatic.
#34 - Although I laughed, anyone who does this with their pet is a b…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/25/2014 on 10/10 Would cat again -4
#45 - crimsfck (08/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, but if you had done some research, or have a pair of eyes, the cat is chill as damn so its okay.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHMfYag3IW4&index=40&list=UUz8O75DBBmFm2r0zD-K_I4Q

Also, if the cat didn't like it it would've just attacked or meow'd.
#64 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
If you use your eyes that cat doesn't look at all like it is okay with it. It looks kinda dead inside.
User avatar #66 - grimsho (08/25/2014) [-]
No it just looks like a cat.
#47 - auryn (08/25/2014) [-]
I know cats, I've had several cats all my life, I must've had at least 15 cats by now.

I had a cat that you could do anything with, you could stretch it, throw it, hit it, or whatever (I'm sorry, but I was just a few years old back then) and she just accepted it. It was very sweet cat that would've put up with anything.

But they don't enjoy it and neither is it comfortable for them, granted it's not that big of a deal, but you're still bothering it for no good reason.
#53 - crimsfck (08/25/2014) [-]
I didn't say that the cat would enjoy that stuff, i just said its not a big of a deal moving the cats arms and making a video of it, calling someone a cunt for that?

You're getting pissed at someone for just moving a cat to make it seem like it dances the cats not even giving a shit, and you tell me you stretch, throw, and hit a cat and call it ''uncomfortable''?

tbh you prob made that cat scared shitless.
#59 - auryn (08/25/2014) [-]
You severely misinterpret my tone. I'm not pissed.

As I said, it's not that big of a deal, hence: A BIT of an inconsiderate cunt.
#70 - crimsfck (08/25/2014) [-]
How is your cat doing doe?
#71 - auryn (08/25/2014) [-]
She's dead.
#75 - crimsfck (08/25/2014) [-]
At least she could finally rest from all that hitting.
#53 - Yet that's pretty much exactly what it is. She gets a…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/25/2014 on Weird People +1
#61 - matexius (08/25/2014) [-]
In other words...
Something like that, right?
User avatar #114 - takemythumb (08/26/2014) [-]
lol'd at the picture
#60 - While you're at it, put nu-metal in there too. Speaki… 08/25/2014 on Metal as fuck +1
#24 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Blacks playing B-ball for... +113
User avatar #91 - nightlynutria (08/26/2014) [-]
its actually nice tho
#22 - Because koreans all look alike. 08/25/2014 on going for gold +1
#40 - It's like speed (amphetamine) only milder. 08/25/2014 on Girl Tripped on LSD And... 0
#71 - Any system could work. It's not the systems who fail,…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on Mom You're Embarrassing Me +3
User avatar #72 - levvy (08/25/2014) [-]
Well said.
#70 - Ignore all long answers. BALLS! 08/24/2014 on Cold water +2
#42 - That's understandable, that's a lot easier to draw. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Snowflakes -1
User avatar #43 - nothankyouokay (08/24/2014) [-]
I dunno, it looks nice? I'm just saying that's where he's coming from.
#19 - Bicthes just don't know about pimpin'. 08/24/2014 on Pizza Whore +3
#1 - I've got this with really good music albums, or some games. 08/24/2014 on It Takes Time +4
#2 - I'll have to agree with a few points. 08/24/2014 on Oh 4chan, you 0
#2 - And contradictory. 08/24/2014 on Robo-religion 0
#7 - You don't follow the bro-code. Or any code for that matter.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2014 on No title. +70
#69 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
If its an ex i don't see any fucking problem.
#98 - Dlsqueak (08/25/2014) [-]
There be a problem matey. Never touch the ex of a good friend, much less a best friend. Not only does it make shit awkward, it causes weird ass forms of jealousy.
#8 - Guess why they're shaped like that in cartoons.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Snowflakes +7
User avatar #40 - nothankyouokay (08/24/2014) [-]
Cartoon hearts aren't shaped like real ones.
#69 - anonymous (08/25/2014) [-]
The "cartoon" heart shape is a stylized interpretation of an actual heart's shape though.
#42 - auryn (08/24/2014) [-]
That's understandable, that's a lot easier to draw.

It makes more sense to simplify things, but give me one good reason they would complicate snowflakes with intricate symmetrical geometrical patterns if it had nothing to do with what they really looked like.
User avatar #43 - nothankyouokay (08/24/2014) [-]
I dunno, it looks nice? I'm just saying that's where he's coming from.
#58 - Oh, okay. I failed to see that, my bad.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Phil Fish 0
User avatar #59 - seras (08/24/2014) [-]
No prob.
#56 - A few things. Buddhism originated in Northern India. …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Phil Fish 0
User avatar #57 - seras (08/24/2014) [-]
I know. Those religions are not present in Japan, however. And that dickhead was refering to anime, japanese cartoons.
#58 - auryn (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.

I failed to see that, my bad.
User avatar #59 - seras (08/24/2014) [-]
No prob.
#4 - No. If you would've been the pimp she would have gott…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/24/2014 on Pizza Whore +94
User avatar #17 - severepwner (08/24/2014) [-]
You must be a lot of fun at parties.
#19 - auryn (08/24/2014) [-]
Bicthes just don't know about pimpin'.
#5 - nanako (08/24/2014) [-]
this.

theres no pimping involved here
#9 - ******* white people... 08/24/2014 on Rage, with a sprinkling of... 0

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#61 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#60 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#37 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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