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- The cringe. It hurts.
okay to be white
- **auryn used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **auryn rolls A crapp…
- I can't wait for the day remakes, reboots, adaptions, sequels,…
Nope. They will just make a reboot of the original thing, then make 1k sequels for the reboot, then make 2k prequels explaining the reboot, then a spinoff to explain that one thing that fans still want to know.
- Well that's nothing, the made up dominium soles on my fictiona…
let me tell you about shadow cheetah, his cryonium booties let him walk ON SPACE
**rickysan used "*roll picture*"**
In my Universe Puma Guy, the legendary superhero, saver of the word and Emporer of Uganda's, shoes actually do nothing because he's not actually a superhero but a drunk and a junky who worked in a tiger costume for kids entertainment before his wife slept with his brother and send him into drugs and self-negligence.
That actualy seams like ab intresting comic.
yo dawg that totally sick
- Call me old fashioned, but I prefer to be natural, honest, and…
"how to find work in a big city"
- Sperglord detected
i know i sound like one for sure, but some of these where just kind of weird
Could you give an example and explain what you mean?
"still waiting for my husband to appologise for what he did in my dream"
I KNOW i sound like a sperg for this one but i dated 2 girls who where like this, one got mad because i called her fat in a dream and didnt talk to me for a day, the other dreamt that i was going out with her sister (she doesnt have a sister) and accused me that if she did id probably try it on
then i imagined marrying either of those women and my skin crawls
my gf got mad at me for cheating on her in her dream, I told her "fuck off, it's a dream. If you're mad at me over that, there's more shit you need to think about" and she agreed. She doesn't get mad about stuff like that anymore
Meanwhile I'm the opposite
I've dreamed many times about my crush/best friend saying he loves me and wants to be in a relationship. Still waiting...
have you tried this?
Well, I'm sorry that has happend to you, but I personally took it as joke referring to the apperent juxtaposition of marriage based on trust and mistrust based on a dream. I don't know, it just seems like a bit of banter. I used to say kind of sexist stuff to my ex, because i knew she was very independent and proud of her career. I would say things like "it's almost dinnertime and I'm not smelling good, how strange" and she would get a little pissed but it was all fun and games and we both knew that, so it was not a big deal.
- Sober, I mean.
- Who the hell talks to urinals..
I don't know who have you spoken too today?
Sober, I mean.
- On my first playthrough of the first Dark Souls I used a guide…
Don't praise the SON
- "Anything that takes effort, focus, and discipline, and s…
He has returned in our hour...
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