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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/03/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#689
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 45719 total,  55251 ,  9532
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 23.2% (232/1000)
Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12990
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8525
FJ Points:36115

latest user's comments

#87 - Okay.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/28/2015 on The Gay Agenda 0
User avatar #88 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
You are making me seem desperate.
#89 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
I can't take credit for that.
User avatar #90 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Why are you doing this?!
Why must you toy with me?!
Did that night mean nothing yo you?!
I did my best- everything I could to please you, to make you happy, to- to...
And you just move on?

I enjoyed our conversations, countless times keep the conversation going, yet all you did was try to wrap it up. I poured my soul into my messages, while you just mechanically answered, not even considering my feelings. Well, I hope you enjoyed playing with my heart, as you've now sealed it for good.

I do not wish to have never met you, as you still are the light in my life. And this pain brings me comfort. If I am this hurt, I must have been truly lucky to have found my true soulmate.
#91 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
k.
User avatar #92 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Yo, I'm really hurt right now, could you please explain your first comment?
#117 - Rascal (06/28/2015) [-]
Stop milking it, faggot.
#94 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
..Come closer.





I lied, I didn't mean gay as in happy.
#96 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
#93 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**auryn rolls Without a doubt**

By the grace of the magic 8-Ball.

Magic 8-Ball should I explain my comment?
#85 - That's okay.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/28/2015 on The Gay Agenda 0
User avatar #86 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Hey, c'mon, please explain.
#87 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #88 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
You are making me seem desperate.
#89 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
I can't take credit for that.
User avatar #90 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Why are you doing this?!
Why must you toy with me?!
Did that night mean nothing yo you?!
I did my best- everything I could to please you, to make you happy, to- to...
And you just move on?

I enjoyed our conversations, countless times keep the conversation going, yet all you did was try to wrap it up. I poured my soul into my messages, while you just mechanically answered, not even considering my feelings. Well, I hope you enjoyed playing with my heart, as you've now sealed it for good.

I do not wish to have never met you, as you still are the light in my life. And this pain brings me comfort. If I am this hurt, I must have been truly lucky to have found my true soulmate.
#91 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
k.
User avatar #92 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Yo, I'm really hurt right now, could you please explain your first comment?
#117 - Rascal (06/28/2015) [-]
Stop milking it, faggot.
#94 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
..Come closer.





I lied, I didn't mean gay as in happy.
#96 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
#93 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**auryn rolls Without a doubt**

By the grace of the magic 8-Ball.

Magic 8-Ball should I explain my comment?
#81 - Oh, okay. So did I.  [+] (13 new replies) 06/28/2015 on The Gay Agenda 0
User avatar #83 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Then I have no idea what you meant by that comment.
#85 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
That's okay.
User avatar #86 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Hey, c'mon, please explain.
#87 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #88 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
You are making me seem desperate.
#89 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
I can't take credit for that.
User avatar #90 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Why are you doing this?!
Why must you toy with me?!
Did that night mean nothing yo you?!
I did my best- everything I could to please you, to make you happy, to- to...
And you just move on?

I enjoyed our conversations, countless times keep the conversation going, yet all you did was try to wrap it up. I poured my soul into my messages, while you just mechanically answered, not even considering my feelings. Well, I hope you enjoyed playing with my heart, as you've now sealed it for good.

I do not wish to have never met you, as you still are the light in my life. And this pain brings me comfort. If I am this hurt, I must have been truly lucky to have found my true soulmate.
#91 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
k.
User avatar #92 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Yo, I'm really hurt right now, could you please explain your first comment?
#117 - Rascal (06/28/2015) [-]
Stop milking it, faggot.
#94 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
..Come closer.





I lied, I didn't mean gay as in happy.
#96 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
#93 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**auryn rolls Without a doubt**

By the grace of the magic 8-Ball.

Magic 8-Ball should I explain my comment?
#78 - What about your birthday?  [+] (15 new replies) 06/28/2015 on The Gay Agenda +1
User avatar #80 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
I meant gay as happy or whatever gay means besides homo.
#81 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
Oh, okay. So did I.
User avatar #83 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Then I have no idea what you meant by that comment.
#85 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
That's okay.
User avatar #86 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Hey, c'mon, please explain.
#87 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
Okay.
User avatar #88 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
You are making me seem desperate.
#89 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
I can't take credit for that.
User avatar #90 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Why are you doing this?!
Why must you toy with me?!
Did that night mean nothing yo you?!
I did my best- everything I could to please you, to make you happy, to- to...
And you just move on?

I enjoyed our conversations, countless times keep the conversation going, yet all you did was try to wrap it up. I poured my soul into my messages, while you just mechanically answered, not even considering my feelings. Well, I hope you enjoyed playing with my heart, as you've now sealed it for good.

I do not wish to have never met you, as you still are the light in my life. And this pain brings me comfort. If I am this hurt, I must have been truly lucky to have found my true soulmate.
#91 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
k.
User avatar #92 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
Yo, I'm really hurt right now, could you please explain your first comment?
#117 - Rascal (06/28/2015) [-]
Stop milking it, faggot.
#94 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
..Come closer.





I lied, I didn't mean gay as in happy.
#96 - jacoban (06/28/2015) [-]
#93 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"**
**auryn rolls Without a doubt**

By the grace of the magic 8-Ball.

Magic 8-Ball should I explain my comment?
#8 - I know what they are, I still think it's quite radical. 06/28/2015 on waterboarding 0
#31 - Comment deleted 06/28/2015 on In soviet Russia, dog walk YOU +1
#14 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** M… 06/28/2015 on I'm surprised it isn't a... 0
#28 - Obviously diet is the most determining factor, but you can def… 06/28/2015 on Fat People 0
#26 - What's next? We're gonna marry babies? Marry chickens? Where d… 06/28/2015 on Ingrateful Cunt 0
#29 - Showoff.. 06/28/2015 on Your* -1
#68 - Around the body, with chalk. 06/28/2015 on It's hard to win an... +1
#67 - I'm not so sure about that.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on It's hard to win an... 0
#69 - noradrenaline (06/28/2015) [-]
>I´m not sure

There´s your problem, you´re not confident enough
#71 - noradrenaline (06/29/2015) [-]
Of course I am. I´m always sure.
#70 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
Are you sure?
#142 - Battleroads. 06/28/2015 on Console wars rage on +1
#55 - He was. But autistics have a hard time differntiating… 06/28/2015 on Prom +4
#57 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Beefin' ov…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on A John Cena Christmas +3
#58 - fallenwtfever (06/28/2015) [-]
**fallenwtfever used "*Roll picture*"**
**fallenwtfever rolled image** It's getting better
#41 - If you insist. Though personally I shiver of the thou… 06/28/2015 on Did I interrupt you... +3
#26 - That's because mundane people can't comprehend the depth and c… 06/28/2015 on Facefusion at its best 0
#24 - Which movie!? Oh, only the best movie of all time; The Room  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Facefusion at its best +1
User avatar #25 - malcolmcz (06/28/2015) [-]
holy shit it have only 3,5 rating on Imdb
#26 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
That's because mundane people can't comprehend the depth and complexity of this movie that carefully deconstructs the absurdities and degeneration of modern day society and human relationships through sardonic comedy.
#59 - Y'all took the bait, you ********* . 06/28/2015 on Mentally Ill Grill 0
#31 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** W…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on A John Cena Christmas +3
#52 - fallenwtfever (06/28/2015) [-]
**fallenwtfever used "*Roll picture*"**
**fallenwtfever rolled image** What kind of wrestle
#57 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll cah answer*"**
**auryn rolls Beefin' over turf.**

It's difficult to explain but it involves this.
#58 - fallenwtfever (06/28/2015) [-]
**fallenwtfever used "*Roll picture*"**
**fallenwtfever rolled image** It's getting better
#47 - Picture 06/28/2015 on Get Killing +2
#26 - If that's what you noticed in this video, I have some bad fa… 06/27/2015 on Wait for it +6
#59 - He only lasted a couple of seconds each time. 06/27/2015 on what the ever-loving fuck 0
#65 - Now let's see these kinds of ads against obesity.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on best anti-smoking commercial +2
#70 - trogdorrules (06/27/2015) [-]
"C'mon Hayleigh, eat this Big Mac with large fries and diet coke!"

"Sorry, I can't lift my arms that high."
#33 - They shrunk, detoriated, and discoloured due to weather conditions. 06/27/2015 on bitches love poles +1

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#72 - auryn ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll 4, 0-9*"**
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#73 to #72 - auryn ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

#5 - lolmonade ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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