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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#313
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 95 total,  175 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 33870 total,  42274 ,  8404
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 58.8% (588/1000)
Level 327 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:12826
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:6742
FJ Points:27471

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#55 - Picture 11 hours ago on True Love +3
#72 - Quick question, how do you roll comments these days? 12/21/2014 on Well... Did You? 0
#71 - *roll comment* 12/21/2014 on auryn's profile 0
#12 - fake 12/21/2014 on Look out below! 0
#51 - There's this thing called having an opinion, and there's just …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on The Only Place On The Internet +2
#52 - manformen (12/21/2014) [-]
#18 - Picture 12/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#18 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#20 - notrueknight (12/21/2014) [-]
you been smokin' since you were seven? man that aint cool.
#14 - How can man be around for 6,000 years when the earth is only 2…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Just a thought +10
#23 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm guessing you're joking but: Dionysius Exiguus, a 6th-century Scythian monk, abbot of the city of Rome calculated how many years it had been since the birth of Christ. This is where we get the numbering of years such as 2014 from. It is generally believed by just about every theologian I know of today that he was a few years off. Due to my own independent (meaning independent of any humanly developed religion in that I don’t belong to any religious organization) theological research of the last 14 years, I came to the conclusion He was born on the eve of the 15th of the Biblical month Ethanim (1Kings 8:2) corresponding to the Jewish 15th of tishri, 3757, september 15th Augustan. If the Gregorian calculation had been in effect at the time, it would’ve been september 13th.
#26 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
eve of September 15th Augustan, september 13th Gregorian, 5b.c.e.
#25 - anonymous (12/21/2014) [-]
The eve of the 13th.
#36 - Did you know that "OP likes to **** underage…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2014 on Try it 0
User avatar #40 - manformen (12/21/2014) [-]
It's pretty much the same depending on the stressed word. but it can be an answer to 7 different questions depending on the stressed word
#72 - Good, I love me some scat porn. 12/21/2014 on At least they're honest 0
#120 - Oh, so when he does it for 2 hours it's fine? But when I hug a… 12/21/2014 on Life is short +1
#55 - Me three. 12/21/2014 on But shit, it was 99 cents +3
#68 - This is completely nonsense, Bee movie shouldn't be rated PG. … 12/21/2014 on Bee Movie 0
#17 - This gives a bit more meaning to the term doggy style. 12/20/2014 on Centaur +2
#26 - Not really a customer from hell but still funny. (Not mine, bt… 12/20/2014 on Customers from hell +5
#9 - Even as a hyperbole, it's still a bit strange, as its meaning … 12/20/2014 on Seen in Woodstock +1
#51 - Don't worry, it's not like you had a chance anyway.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on well do you? 0
#66 - anonymous (12/20/2014) [-]
OF COURSE I DON'T.
THANKS FOR REMINDING ME THAT.
#50 - Saggy? You sound like you've never seen actual tits.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2014 on well do you? +3
User avatar #97 - hackmon (12/20/2014) [-]
"a bag of sand, man? come on!"
#49 - Not too bad, however she could do with a little less clothes. 12/20/2014 on well do you? +1
#20 - Last week sure was a long week since I already came across the… 12/20/2014 on You think this is a game? +2
#85 - Laws have nothing to do with what is wrong or right per se. … 12/20/2014 on Drugs are Bad 0
#71 - However, how you deal with the circumstances is a choice. 12/20/2014 on Fat shaming Friday. 0
#53 - They did. 12/20/2014 on Drugs are Bad 0
#52 - If you don't want them to drink, then don't get vodka for them… 12/20/2014 on Drugs are Bad -2
#22 - I hate how people like to pretend that how their life ends up …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Fat shaming Friday. +1
User avatar #70 - Indoknight (12/20/2014) [-]
you can't always control your circumstances
#71 - auryn (12/20/2014) [-]
However, how you deal with the circumstances is a choice.

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#71 - auryn ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
*roll comment*
User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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