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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/31/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#35 - You seem awfully a lot bothered about other people just enjoyi… 5 hours ago on Weegee be ballin +3
#1 - That wasn't a pun. That was something so bad it's a c…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on punnibals +36
#5 - kokanum (30 minutes ago) [-]
#1 - When you spend that much time with your legs up you might as w… 13 hours ago on blondes +54
#2 - If you let life beat you up with a piece of selery than you de… 14 hours ago on Life in a nutshell 0
#4 - Bullshit. There's no need to put in that much. …  [+] (10 new replies) 14 hours ago on This changes everything +11
#39 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
Pringles aren't even potato chips.
User avatar #10 - tankthejackal (8 hours ago) [-]
pringles are in a solid tube that can resist being crushed, while bags need the nitrogen to prevent the bag from being crushed enough to crush the chips
User avatar #6 - escapedfromkitchen (11 hours ago) [-]
but pringles are not made of potatoes
User avatar #7 - Funnel (9 hours ago) [-]
Yes it is.
User avatar #47 - Retardio (1 hour ago) [-]
Dunno why retards are thumbing you down, but I gave you a thumbs up because you are correct.

Potatoes are indeed the main ingredient in Pringles, they also contain corn and rice, but no potato chips are 100% potatoes anyways.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pringles
User avatar #9 - holeymoley (9 hours ago) [-]
"Pringles, the popular snack food in a tube, are not potato crisps, a High Court judge has ruled."
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7490346.stm
User avatar #35 - exclamation (4 hours ago) [-]
"Pringles is a brand of potato and wheat-based stackable snack chips owned by the Kellogg Company."

"Pringles have only about 42% potato content, the remainder being wheat starch and flours (potato, corn, and rice) mixed with vegetable oils, an emulsifier, salt, and seasoning."

Still have quite a lot of potato content. It is probably the majority relative to the other percentages.
User avatar #26 - Funnel (5 hours ago) [-]
Yet they are made of potatoes.
User avatar #13 - camslayer (8 hours ago) [-]
They are made of reformed potato
User avatar #22 - listerthepessimist (6 hours ago) [-]
ergo, not potato from a nutritional standpoint
#12 - Nothing wrong seeing easthetically pleasing people in revealin…  [+] (5 new replies) 14 hours ago on Weegee be ballin +7
User avatar #15 - bulwark (11 hours ago) [-]
Sorry, forgot to log in when I posted the original comment.

let me try and explain. The point is that, while I think it's fair enough that they cosplay some characters that fit their body type (in all honesty, I don't really like people who cosplay, most of the are a bunch of tossers or just chicks with huge fucking tits who want others to look at them), it's no less of a "look at me, check me out, hey I am special" than random ass bodybuilders who stroll around shirtless. It is a cry for attention and attention he is getting... it's just... it's dumb as fucking shitbricks is what I am saying. He could spend his time doing so much more, but instead he runs around half naked in order to be showered with praise from a bunch of geeks n shit.
User avatar #44 - leonhardt (3 hours ago) [-]
Not really a cry for attention so much as it is showing your devotion to whatever it is you're cosplaying.

Unless you're that one chick who only did it because she got paid and didn't even know what her character was, and insults her fans. She should go die.

But your average dude cosplaying is just doing it for fun. People like to have fun at cons. And, it being one of the few places where it is acceptable to wear cosplay/fursuits/whatever, people will gladly indulge.
#35 - auryn (5 hours ago) [-]
You seem awfully a lot bothered about other people just enjoying what they do that doesn't harm anyone in any way whatsoever.

You might want to ask yourself why you're holding such a grudge, have you got self-esteem issues about your own body or are you just that petty-minded that you can't stand other people getting attention?

And to finish it off you're criticizing him for the way he spends his time, yet (like anon already said) here you are browsing Funnyjunk, critizing people from behind your computer, and going into pointless arguments.
You don't notice even the faintest hint of hypocrisy here?

C'mon, get real man.
#18 - anonymous (9 hours ago) [-]
this person works out he must be wasting most of his time right unlike me who is posting this comment.
User avatar #16 - bulwark (11 hours ago) [-]
It's like the male equivalent of Jessica Nigri, who, if I had a say in it, should be burned on a stake like the witch she is
#4 - What's with all the anal. 14 hours ago on anal for $9? 0
#21 - What will happen? The invisible magic gun gnomes wil… 14 hours ago on I got your back Bro -1
#12 - >Jaba 15 hours ago on Debate the Christian +1
#162 - Post provoking comments and enjoy the reactions. 15 hours ago on So I made a FJ account.... 0
#4 - ...or Fergie.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Lindsay Lohan Sues Rockstar +4
User avatar #8 - kiermatv (23 hours ago) [-]
Meh, all white people look alike
#98 - You can't fold your foreskin back?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on Peeing 0
#99 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
Ya know what next time i take a piss ill remember you and try that.
#2 - Meh. Looks more like Kate Upton to me.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Lindsay Lohan Sues Rockstar +68
#4 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
...or Fergie.
User avatar #8 - kiermatv (23 hours ago) [-]
Meh, all white people look alike
#92 - Gee, if only there was some way to prevent this like pulling t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Peeing 0
#95 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
Maybe that works for you but for me if i even try with tamper with my penis it just makes a spray. All i can do is try and hold it in until the spray settles down.
#98 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
You can't fold your foreskin back?
#99 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
Ya know what next time i take a piss ill remember you and try that.
#9 - After reading "le ounces" 5 times, I just gave up. … 07/30/2014 on You Gon Get Cut 0
#90 - I have no problem aiming or controlling the stream. I…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Peeing 0
#91 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
no i do aim but the pee itself just comes out of the foreskin in a wide spray sometimes. Thats what the bottom picture represents, but i dont know for those without the foreskin
#92 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
Gee, if only there was some way to prevent this like pulling the foreskin back.
#95 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
Maybe that works for you but for me if i even try with tamper with my penis it just makes a spray. All i can do is try and hold it in until the spray settles down.
#98 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
You can't fold your foreskin back?
#99 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
Ya know what next time i take a piss ill remember you and try that.
#19 - You don't sound like you stand a chance. 07/30/2014 on THAT'S ME! +4
#58 - Does everyone here have deformed dicks or are you just too laz…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Peeing +3
#80 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
it just sprays everywhere. Its like a lemonade shotgun.
#90 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
I have no problem aiming or controlling the stream.

It's definitely more like the upper picture, and nowhere even near the bottom picture.

If even after all those years you still have trouble you must either be impaired or just put no effort in at all.

I'm with the ladies on this one.
#91 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
no i do aim but the pee itself just comes out of the foreskin in a wide spray sometimes. Thats what the bottom picture represents, but i dont know for those without the foreskin
#92 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
Gee, if only there was some way to prevent this like pulling the foreskin back.
#95 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
Maybe that works for you but for me if i even try with tamper with my penis it just makes a spray. All i can do is try and hold it in until the spray settles down.
#98 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
You can't fold your foreskin back?
#99 - verybigcupwithsoda (07/30/2014) [-]
Ya know what next time i take a piss ill remember you and try that.
#79 - Picture 07/30/2014 on Women doing their eye makeup 0
#11 - Metaphors ARE figurative.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/30/2014 on What did i do 0
#12 - jinxter (07/30/2014) [-]
#77 - Found the virgin.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/30/2014 on Women doing their eye makeup -1
#78 - Dagoron (07/30/2014) [-]
Yep. We did find virgin. And it posted right above this post.
#79 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
#9 - As opposed to figuratively clicking it?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/30/2014 on What did i do 0
User avatar #10 - jinxter (07/30/2014) [-]
As opposed to Metaphorically.
#11 - auryn (07/30/2014) [-]
Metaphors ARE figurative.
#12 - jinxter (07/30/2014) [-]
#168 - That's because mayonnaise is basically just egg yolks and oil. 07/30/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#26 - Did you get lost in the past? 07/30/2014 on Yodel 0
#18 - Aren't they a little short for a stormtrooper?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2014 on Lvl 245 Doinitrite 0
User avatar #34 - radiated (07/30/2014) [-]
the template for a trooper is 5'7" which is jangos height. the rest that arent clones are whatever height
User avatar #20 - radiated (07/29/2014) [-]
stormtroopers are 5'7"

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#61 - auryn ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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#60 - auryn ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the nigger raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the shitstorms.
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to shitmouthing others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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