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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/30/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#962
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 47301 total,  56932 ,  9631
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 37.1% (371/1000)
Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 338 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:13008
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8711
FJ Points:37254

latest user's comments

#7 - You don't seem to realize this is scripted for the sake of ent… 22 hours ago on you lil shit +3
#4 - He operates on the same level, but on a different surface.  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on When Jesus takes the wheel +35
#5 - alwaysscaroused (22 hours ago) [-]
#5 - Must be good to know that even after you lose all your limbs y… 08/29/2015 on Shaolin monks, how do they... 0
#18 - That's what makes it funny. 08/27/2015 on no title +4
#44 - Dad jokes aren't offensive. 08/26/2015 on The punchline is amazing. 0
#209 - Or, you know, what you said wasn't actually all that true and … 08/26/2015 on Lol 0
#47 - this kills the truck 08/23/2015 on Fucked up truck +1
#35 - You do live up to your username 08/23/2015 on Magnus Effect +2
#30 - Picture 08/23/2015 on Dads have the greatest jokes +1
#105 - Fake and gay 08/23/2015 on Look at this majestic running -1
#227 - The only rational thing to do here is to get stabbed by groups… 08/23/2015 on I don't know what to do. +1
#202 - There is no collection of beliefs, it's just a single genera…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/23/2015 on Lol 0
#208 - theydontlikeu (08/25/2015) [-]
youre the type that wont consider an argument from the opposite point of view. goodbye.
#209 - auryn (08/26/2015) [-]
Or, you know, what you said wasn't actually all that true and didn't make that much sense.

Have you actually considered that option too?
#88 - Sure. Let me just get my sledgehammer. 08/22/2015 on Smash Me - DIY Pinata Girls 0
#179 - Atheism is merely the rejection of a single point. It says…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/22/2015 on Lol 0
#198 - theydontlikeu (08/22/2015) [-]
what you just said, is a collective belief. ill agree that there isnt cultural systems, yet, give it time its only now becoming mainstream. and while atheists themselves are not organized in some form, it is an organized belief
#202 - auryn (08/23/2015) [-]
There is no collection of beliefs, it's just a single general belief on one point.
It is not organized in any way, because there is nothing to organize, it is literally just a single belief on a single subject.

#208 - theydontlikeu (08/25/2015) [-]
youre the type that wont consider an argument from the opposite point of view. goodbye.
#209 - auryn (08/26/2015) [-]
Or, you know, what you said wasn't actually all that true and didn't make that much sense.

Have you actually considered that option too?
#169 - The definition of religion is that it is a shared set of bel… 08/22/2015 on Lol +2
#151 - Most people have asymmetrical abs, it's genetic. There's nothi… 08/22/2015 on SJWs Are Asleep +1
#46 - This is true, because it were scientists who made up that number. 08/21/2015 on Murderers 0
#15 - What do you mean, kinda? 08/21/2015 on Breathe 0
#124 - (bumble)bees are awesome. When I was just a couple ye… 08/21/2015 on saving animal +1
#55 - Hypothetically speaking, even if you managed to create a perpe…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/17/2015 on Unlimited Electricity +8
#90 - ettne (08/17/2015) [-]
can't you just put a turbine on the first one? as long as there is gravity it would keep going.
User avatar #104 - ninjapieguy (08/18/2015) [-]
The first one is fake
User avatar #69 - donatelo (08/17/2015) [-]
forgive my lower life form level of intelligence...but is there a possibility of more energy output with less energy input with a similar contraption?
User avatar #127 - ninjaroo (08/18/2015) [-]
Not really. If there is no energy to be extracted from a system in the first place, asking if you can put a little bit of energy in and get a lot of energy out is an identical question to asking if you can put one apple in a bowl and take out fifteen. It doesn't work like that, the most you're going to get out is the amount you put in.

Fortunately, there are ways to store energy. Heat, spring potential, gravitational potential, chemical, these are all forms of energy that can be stored and later converted to electricity.
#88 - anon (08/17/2015) [-]
A nuclear bomb.
User avatar #102 - zomaru (08/18/2015) [-]
Uses about 3/100s, max, of its potential uranium stores.
User avatar #65 - jokexplain (08/17/2015) [-]
That's why what people should be looking for is a perpetual acceleration machine
#41 - They're both a kilogram. 08/17/2015 on Anon watches ESPN +3
#86 - Clever ad. 08/17/2015 on VW Came Up With An Idea 0
#55 - Somebody ran Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas through this neura… 08/16/2015 on everything is dogs... 0
#41 - No. I don't see the appeal either.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2015 on (Untittied) 0
#43 - anon (08/14/2015) [-]
It's half a "I'm doing something i'm not supposed to and it feels fantastic." and half "Whose your daddy."

Don't understand the appeal of getting it. Ask somone else for that >: /
User avatar #46 - ilcecchino (08/14/2015) [-]
but it's neither of those things to me.... and i don't understand how it is to anyone else either
#52 - I'm immune to OCD. I can hardly be bothered to do stu…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2015 on dang. +1
#54 - anon (08/13/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**

items

Total unique items point value: 0 / Total items point value: 0
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#72 - auryn ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll 4, 0-9*"**
**auryn rolls 8**
**auryn rolls 1**
**auryn rolls 9**
**auryn rolls 7**
#73 to #72 - auryn ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**auryn rolls 1,423**
User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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