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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#78
Highest Content Rank:#14558
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#18 - **auryn rolled a cigarette and went outside**  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on That better +36
#34 - brianhanerjr (11/24/2014) [-]
I forgot how to do this
User avatar #31 - teleamachus (11/24/2014) [-]
right behind
#96 - I always bring duct tape on a date. 11/24/2014 on What happens to cheaters +1
#6 - Little did they know that was his stoma pouch. 11/23/2014 on Smart Kid 0
#7 - Le tits now or gtfo 11/23/2014 on let it snow +5
#2 - I can hear the soundtrack 'Binary Sunset' playing in my head u…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Sunset +7
User avatar #3 - britexplain (11/23/2014) [-]
#21 - I'm sure a lot of people do, or at least don't genuinely think… 11/23/2014 on Finally Realized +1
#18 - My ideal dog would be a dog that acts as a cat.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Dog has turned cat 0
User avatar #21 - droppinglikeflies (11/24/2014) [-]
I have a black cat that follows me like a dog. And he comes to me when I call his name.
#45 - Crazy people these days, why don't they just stick with the go…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on I Clenched 0
User avatar #56 - cantfindausername (11/23/2014) [-]
Whitest Kids U 'Know: Rip Your Dick Off It'll rip your dick off.
#43 - There have been multiple known real cases where people got the…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on I Clenched 0
#69 - unoletmehavename (11/23/2014) [-]
The thing i read was full of gross things,like guy sticking wax up his dick and then breaking off and being in him,also lots stuff like that.
#11 - I like how the last time this was posted somone mentioned they… 11/23/2014 on The dog is dead 0
#102 - Then it's already too late and you better start wearing your t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Cops +1
#106 - itrooztrooperdown (11/23/2014) [-]
You might be rigth. At least I don't fear spiders.
#108 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
Spiders seem like a more rational fear.
#53 - It sounds like improvisation 11/23/2014 on Tap water is best instrument +4
#91 - Dude, lay off the drugs.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2014 on Cops +3
User avatar #100 - itrooztrooperdown (11/23/2014) [-]
No, that's the point. I don't do drugs, I never got speeding or parking ticket, I always lived by the law and will live by the law. I won't say I'm a good person, but I wouldn't hurt anyone or steal. It is just whenever I see cops I imagine them not liking me and ruining my life for fun.
#102 - auryn (11/23/2014) [-]
Then it's already too late and you better start wearing your tin foil hat already.
#106 - itrooztrooperdown (11/23/2014) [-]
You might be rigth. At least I don't fear spiders.
#108 - Womens Study Major (11/23/2014) [-]
Spiders seem like a more rational fear.
#88 - Don't worry, if you'll go in a bit deeper she'll wants to test… 11/23/2014 on A moment of silence 0
#105 - **auryn rolled image ** Cute and intimidating. 11/23/2014 on Tumblr Dashboard Coincidences +1
#87 - Dunno. Ask Sonic, man. 11/23/2014 on Directed by M. Night... +1
#86 - If the twin originated from the same egg they would have the s…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on Directed by M. Night... +1
User avatar #88 - champaigne (11/23/2014) [-]
Ahhh, it didn't say they were identical. Well that is slightly more horrifying then
#74 - It doesn't make it any less retarded or wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on random shit -1
User avatar #75 - elcreepo (11/23/2014) [-]
K grandpa
#71 - The American English dictionary disagrees.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2014 on random shit -1
User avatar #73 - elcreepo (11/23/2014) [-]
Google text picture and see what comes up in the auto search drop down box.

People say it all the fucking time, it's common knowledge at this point...
User avatar #72 - elcreepo (11/23/2014) [-]
Dictionaries are printed and distributed even as the change is occuring.

Pretty much every kid with a phone nowadays describes any message sent instantaneously via phone as a text.

You can text a picture and often do especially with features like snapchat.
#74 - auryn (11/23/2014) [-]
It doesn't make it any less retarded or wrong.
User avatar #75 - elcreepo (11/23/2014) [-]
K grandpa
#69 - Surely you mean sending a picture, or messaging a picture?…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/23/2014 on random shit -1
User avatar #70 - elcreepo (11/23/2014) [-]
Not in american english it doesn't
#71 - auryn (11/23/2014) [-]
The American English dictionary disagrees.
User avatar #73 - elcreepo (11/23/2014) [-]
Google text picture and see what comes up in the auto search drop down box.

People say it all the fucking time, it's common knowledge at this point...
User avatar #72 - elcreepo (11/23/2014) [-]
Dictionaries are printed and distributed even as the change is occuring.

Pretty much every kid with a phone nowadays describes any message sent instantaneously via phone as a text.

You can text a picture and often do especially with features like snapchat.
#74 - auryn (11/23/2014) [-]
It doesn't make it any less retarded or wrong.
User avatar #75 - elcreepo (11/23/2014) [-]
K grandpa
#94 - Mexico is considered as an developing country. It has… 11/23/2014 on How things have changed 0
#11 - I have a hard time differentiating between jokes about Kanye a… 11/22/2014 on Kayne Cripple +5
#7 - Teens and their crazy fads these days.. 11/22/2014 on Drunk Teen +1
#22 - Just know that if you go to to hell, it's not because your jok… 11/22/2014 on pornography +2
#6 - Gee Bill! How comes your mom let's you eat two tacos? 11/22/2014 on BOOM 0
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#2 to #1 - neededllama ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]





It's Trek
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