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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/01/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#855
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 46076 total,  55679 ,  9603
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 49.1% (491/1000)
Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:12995
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8640
FJ Points:36374

latest user's comments

#1474 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** … 07/25/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#23 - For a fruit it's relatively high in protein, but still, 100 gr… 07/25/2015 on Fat Squirrel 0
#16 - At first I thought it was directed at audiophiles 07/25/2015 on BLT 0
#32 - Sometimes when diving there would be a little miscommunication… 07/25/2015 on you should know this +1
#239 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** M… 07/25/2015 on Remember this shit? 0
#238 - *********** lego, aw yiss. Good '90s memories, indeed. 07/25/2015 on Remember this shit? 0
#69 - That's lillegal and immoral. 07/25/2015 on The saddest little guy ever :( +1
#34 - Get bulked out AND keep BMI low? I don't think you know what… 07/24/2015 on How to Get Swole 0
#82 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** T… 07/24/2015 on New Zealand -1
#151 - All the professional bodybuilders, powerlifters, and strongmen… 07/24/2015 on Arnold through the years 0
#49 - H2O doesn't contain nutrients, by most defnitions it's not a food.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2015 on At least give her a chance 0
#90 - germanblood (07/24/2015) [-]
#144 - Absolute ******** . How can you even be so conv…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Arnold through the years 0
User avatar #148 - capslockrage (07/24/2015) [-]
I deadlift 600 lbs, going to hit 650 lbs soon, I'm doing this WITHOUT any steroids or even supplements. Granted, I'm 6'7 and have always been naturally big and strong, but that is more weight than 99% of any body builders ever lift, and they are the main ones that take steroids.

Steroids are for expanding your maximum muscle size, and REALLY don't help you gain muscle that much faster.

There is plenty of scientific evidence that backs up what I'm saying.
#151 - auryn (07/24/2015) [-]
All the professional bodybuilders, powerlifters, and strongmen at the top of their sport are on AAS and or HGH / insulin, every single one of them.

There is generally a huge gap in performance and results compared to natural fellow men, they don't even come close.
There is no scientific evidence that backs up what you're saying, you're talking out of you're ass and you refuse to do some research or just have some freaking common sense.

Do you really have no idea what hormones are, how they regulate and affect the body?
Androgyn anabolic steroids make you gain muscle mass MUCH faster.
User avatar #149 - capslockrage (07/24/2015) [-]
I honestly think you're just talking out of your ass and have never looked up anything LEGIT about steroids.
#96 - Nonsense. You could easily get bigger under a year on…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/23/2015 on Arnold through the years -3
User avatar #105 - capslockrage (07/23/2015) [-]
Nope, you're the ignorant one, steroids won't really help you that much.

Steroids turns an hour of working out into like an hour and 10 minutes of working out.

the main reason to use steroids is to expand how much muscle you physically can gain, steroids don't really help you that much to get there.
#145 - robuntu (07/23/2015) [-]
hahaha - sorry but that's bullshit....like complete bullshit. Just keep telling yourself that though.
User avatar #147 - capslockrage (07/23/2015) [-]
Don't see how it's bullshit when I'm literally stating facts.
#144 - auryn (07/23/2015) [-]
Absolute bullshit.

How can you even be so convinced of yourself when you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
Please inform yourself, do some research, and see just how wrong and misinformed you are.

Plenty of lifters out there who outgrow the biggest natural bodybuilders, whom have been lifting half a lifetime, in muscle mass and strength just after one proper cycle.
The effects steroids have on the rate of muscle growth and recuperation of muscle is ridiculous.

It's not like "turning an hour of working out into an hour and 10 minutes of working", it's nothing like that, it's comletely different, it changes up the entire physiological game where the response to stimulation is fucking multiplied, not just a bit more.
With a far faster rate of recovery and growth than ever possible natural, and pushing far past the point where in naturally working out the diminishing returns would almost come to stagnate, and keep on pushing on far, far beyond the natural potential of the individual.

It's a whole new ball game.

Now for the sake of common sense, I'll just assume you're a troll, in which I must say 'bravo' for rustling my jimmies and making me reply.
I just wanted to say this anyway before some naive people might actually think there's some truth in what you're saying.
User avatar #148 - capslockrage (07/24/2015) [-]
I deadlift 600 lbs, going to hit 650 lbs soon, I'm doing this WITHOUT any steroids or even supplements. Granted, I'm 6'7 and have always been naturally big and strong, but that is more weight than 99% of any body builders ever lift, and they are the main ones that take steroids.

Steroids are for expanding your maximum muscle size, and REALLY don't help you gain muscle that much faster.

There is plenty of scientific evidence that backs up what I'm saying.
#151 - auryn (07/24/2015) [-]
All the professional bodybuilders, powerlifters, and strongmen at the top of their sport are on AAS and or HGH / insulin, every single one of them.

There is generally a huge gap in performance and results compared to natural fellow men, they don't even come close.
There is no scientific evidence that backs up what you're saying, you're talking out of you're ass and you refuse to do some research or just have some freaking common sense.

Do you really have no idea what hormones are, how they regulate and affect the body?
Androgyn anabolic steroids make you gain muscle mass MUCH faster.
User avatar #149 - capslockrage (07/24/2015) [-]
I honestly think you're just talking out of your ass and have never looked up anything LEGIT about steroids.
#76 - I have a problem with beating women. No seriously, it… 07/23/2015 on There, i said it 0
#31 - So were my hotdogs. 07/23/2015 on (untitled) 0
#75 - Ofcourse he said nothing is wrong. He is part of a simulation … 07/23/2015 on Inception 0
#8 - Foxes are awesome, they're like the cats of the dogs. 07/22/2015 on unlikely alliance 0
#16 - He's been making a great impression of a hot dog nearly over a…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/22/2015 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #26 - antirepostofficer (07/22/2015) [-]
He was cremated.
#31 - auryn (07/23/2015) [-]
So were my hotdogs.
User avatar #28 - theugandanhero (07/22/2015) [-]
You ever burn hotdogs in the oven
User avatar #29 - antirepostofficer (07/22/2015) [-]
I've never cooked hotdogs in the oven before
#62 - She is the one who got shot.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/22/2015 on Inception +2
#73 - bioconstriculative (07/23/2015) [-]
But the kid was the one who said "nothing is bad at all".
#75 - auryn (07/23/2015) [-]
Ofcourse he said nothing is wrong. He is part of a simulation that is programmed to be perfect.
#106 - Can't wait for the day processing speed and power is able to e…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on Super Computer Simulations 0
User avatar #108 - nought (07/21/2015) [-]
water simulator 2020
jk I know what you mean
#17 - Not sure if satire or serious.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2015 on pedicure +4
#18 - hotpiss (07/21/2015) [-]
it's funnyjunk, just assume retarded
#554 - While they're at it, don't forget to sign yourself up too.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2015 on Unpopular Opinion Puffin +2
#568 - realdarkdank (07/20/2015) [-]
I understand why this is looked upon as madness, but he got a point.
Im not saying they should be killed, but the cost of keeping people who are unaware of their surroundings is huge.
And people would never kill those with downsyndrome, why? Because they are awsome as hell and they contribute to society.
#13 - Sounds like my average saturday night at the bar.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on Kitten Doesn't Understand... +3
#21 - anonymouselephant (07/20/2015) [-]
Love it
#142 - What's more American than moving to somebody's land againt the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2015 on 'merica 0
User avatar #144 - somuchfreedom (07/19/2015) [-]
yeah, look how it worked out for the original inhabitants, people who use this argument always come across sounding like they never even actually opened their history books
#43 - lol, noobs. 07/19/2015 on All the time 0

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#72 - auryn ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
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#73 to #72 - auryn ONLINE (06/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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