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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:9/25/2016
Location:The Netherlands
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#5 - Okay there, soccer mom  [+] (19 replies) 17 hours ago on Vomsiftout Rysiv Ulluseccam +7
#6 - jaggsauce (16 hours ago) [-]
is that what you tell people who has acid thrown into their faces for shits and giggles?
#8 - toastedturd (16 hours ago) [-]
you could not blind someone like that with cement, i have gotten cement dust in my eyes plenty of times and i have perfect eyesight. sure if you forced someone to open their eyes and poured lime in it might damage em, but your eyes are actually very good at rinsing particles out with tears
#9 - jaggsauce (15 hours ago) [-]
then i dare you... go on and rub some cement dust into your eyes i mean its perfectly harmless right?.. no washing because that's cheating
#13 - toastedturd (15 hours ago) [-]
didnt say it was harmless. but i have gotten clouds of it in my eyes, at least 50 times. stop being such a pussy, maybe if you left your room and got a real mans job youd know that most fully grown adult men arent delicate flower pussies. grow a pair of testicles and learn what it would actually take to damage you.be a fucking man. FOR GODSSAKE MAN YOUR ANCESTORS KILLED MAMMOTHS, FUCKING ACT LIKE IT!!!
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#15 - jaggsauce (15 hours ago) [-]
i am a plumber with an engineers degree (or energy specialist as its called here), so i already have a manly job.

and since you're such a hardcore mofo why don't you accept my challenge?... are you a pussy or something bro?
#18 - toastedturd (15 hours ago) [-]
everyone whos ever worked in the field knows that engineers are retards. so i stand by my criticizm
#19 - jaggsauce (15 hours ago) [-]
fair enough, but you're still a pussy since you refused to take the manhood challenge i just presented to you, and that's despite you being convinced that its harmless.
You.
Pussy.
#7 - auryn (16 hours ago) [-]
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#10 - jaggsauce (15 hours ago) [-]
cement contains acidy compounds which can cause you to go blind.
#14 - toastedturd (15 hours ago) [-]
its called lime you retard and its not that fucking dangerous in cement dust
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#16 - jaggsauce (15 hours ago) [-]
yeah sorry for not being an english native faggot.
LIME
There are you happy?

if its so harmless then record yourself pouring it into your eyes... do it you pussy.
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#20 - alexthesiro (14 hours ago) [-]
you're so fucking autistic lmao
just accept that you're wrong
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#21 - jaggsauce (14 hours ago) [-]
Lime White Wash In Eyes First AID
forgot to go anon there did you?... now i know whose been posting replies as anon fag all day.

here is a video on the subject, you fucking retards
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#22 - alexthesiro (14 hours ago) [-]
forgot to go anon what?
i have no idea who you are, lmao, fucking loser
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#23 - jaggsauce (14 hours ago) [-]
that sounds like something a stalking anon would say.
anyhow, like i said: enjoy the video you retard.
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#12 - becauseoprahsaidso (15 hours ago) [-]
I bet you've never even been near cement like that. Semen perhaps, but not cement.
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#17 - jaggsauce (15 hours ago) [-]
plenty of times, but if the question you are asking is "did you ever actually rub it in your eyes" then no.. i didn't... because i read the warning label on the bag that says "ACIDIC"
#11 - auryn (15 hours ago) [-]
If it were that harmful, I should've been blind twenty times over.
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#24 - jaggsauce (14 hours ago) [-]
were you near an eye-wash station or a sink?... if you get it into your eyes and you don't have any solution just nearby your eyes are gonna be damaged and chances are you'll turn blind.
#13 - what is zoom 17 hours ago on Moon 0
#24 - Is that how people who don't take responsibility for their own…  [+] (3 replies) 09/24/2016 on Pretty mu chic 0
#55 - anon (09/24/2016) [-]
While the person is probably just an edgy little kid trying to act all brooding; people with serious mental conditions actually can't control the way they act. Are you serious right now?
#74 - anon (09/24/2016) [-]
EXPLAIN MYSELF FOR MY ACTIONS!? ARE YOU FUKCING KIDDINH ME?!??!?! YOURE A ABLE BODIED WHITE MALE!
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#89 - Sethorein (09/24/2016) [-]
Do you not believe mental illness is a thing?

Sad reality though is it mostly just makes people into dysfunctional losers who watch TV all day.
#154 - To compare them is retarded on so many levels it is not even w…  [+] (2 replies) 09/24/2016 on Basically a midget bear... +1
#155 - buddywuggle (09/24/2016) [-]
Everything is worth thinking about.
#156 - auryn (09/24/2016) [-]
I'll have to think about that
#151 - That's not how it works.  [+] (4 replies) 09/24/2016 on Basically a midget bear... 0
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#152 - buddywuggle (09/24/2016) [-]
Wouldn't the mass of the dog carry a lot of momentum? Seems like being hit with one would have a lot of push.
#154 - auryn (09/24/2016) [-]
To compare them is retarded on so many levels it is not even worth explaining or thinking about
#155 - buddywuggle (09/24/2016) [-]
Everything is worth thinking about.
#156 - auryn (09/24/2016) [-]
I'll have to think about that
#149 - Comparing muscles and teeth to a gun. H-how does that even..  [+] (7 replies) 09/24/2016 on Basically a midget bear... +1
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#164 - kylierosex (09/24/2016) [-]
implying theyll hit you with same force/damage
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#150 - buddywuggle (09/24/2016) [-]
Bullets look like teeth, and though they don't move as fast, they impact with equal force.
#151 - auryn (09/24/2016) [-]
That's not how it works.
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#152 - buddywuggle (09/24/2016) [-]
Wouldn't the mass of the dog carry a lot of momentum? Seems like being hit with one would have a lot of push.
#154 - auryn (09/24/2016) [-]
To compare them is retarded on so many levels it is not even worth explaining or thinking about
#155 - buddywuggle (09/24/2016) [-]
Everything is worth thinking about.
#156 - auryn (09/24/2016) [-]
I'll have to think about that
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