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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:5/31/2016
Location:The Netherlands
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#318
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 59687 total,  70039 ,  10352
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 47.3% (473/1000)
Level 346 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 347 Comments: Sold Soul
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Content Views:13054
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:10099
FJ Points:46356

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#84 - It's weird. After doing LSD a couple of times, I now… 04/01/2016 on Mental problems 0
#55 - When everything looks bigger, nothing looks bigger. T…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2016 on You've Grown +4
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#70 - myopicprophet (04/01/2016) [-]
Ah, so then the science isn't sound in this comic? That's the joke
#86 - auryn (04/02/2016) [-]
That wasn't the joke.

The joke was that the opposite, that his penis was supposed to look bigger.
#1 - Like crossfitters could lift a decent amount of weight.  [+] (8 new replies) 04/01/2016 on Pyramid Scheme +135
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#8 - lean (04/01/2016) [-]
The guy who originally started cross-fit in 1996 focused on form oriented lifting with intense calisthenics/ plyometrics between sets instead of a break/ cool down period. The idea was to improve cortisol levels and thus muscle mass/ density through non-conventional physical stress, just like "muscle confusion" lifting etc etc.
I don't think it's fair to blame him for the people who blow out their shoulders air humping on a pull up bar.
95% of people would benefit more from muscle group weight lifts followed by 30 mins of cardio on a regular schedule.
#37 - auryn (04/02/2016) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I don't hold a grudge against crossfitting per se.

I'm just playing at the stereotype.
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#29 - ieatbengay (04/01/2016) [-]
thats a nice statistic
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#17 - wheteverlol (04/01/2016) [-]
It's not a question of whether crossfit works or not. The problem lies with the fact that most crossfiters don't try to increase their mass or don't even try at all. They just like to advertise themselves as being fit.
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#32 - elcreepo (04/01/2016) [-]
Increased mass does not necessarily mean increased strength or lifting ability
#21 - anon (04/01/2016) [-]
They may not work for the mass at all. They work to challenge themselves at Crossfitting. It is indeed quite fun, although I tend to lift weights for exactly the point you made - creating mass.
#18 - anon (04/01/2016) [-]
They do get fit, though. People tend to generalize crossfitters. A lot of crossfitters have the same mentality as a lifter, and that makes results. Crossfit has worked up a pretty bad name for itself due to all nonsense that is going on in the Crossfit-gyms.
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#2 - "You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night. G… 04/01/2016 on Sex Life +1
#2 - They've never been spotted, they were striped.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/31/2016 on The last tasmanian tiger +101
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#20 - That's an observation, not an opinion. You should get… 03/30/2016 on Blackcist 0
#9 - Picture 03/30/2016 on itsgnar 0
#71 - I don't get it. My sex is your mom? 03/30/2016 on Unpopular +4
#67 - What's the point of that. Everybody is going to die s… 03/30/2016 on Tumblr Anthologies - 5 0
#33 - Depends. But this one just one. 03/29/2016 on How are they going to fix that +1
#55 - I like lifting, heavy metal, and I work with trucks. … 03/29/2016 on Mandles +5
#24 - >Implying this wasn't the proper reaction 03/29/2016 on Sister +13
#2415 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** T… 03/29/2016 on Roll it and FAP to it 0
#24 - That was the point. 03/29/2016 on Swedish Lobster +2
#61 - >"quit replying" Some people are really… 03/29/2016 on Goshichol Irmowneti +5
#4 - I'm talking about home made cookie dough, made with raw eggs. 03/29/2016 on Eata 0
#2 - Comment deleted 03/29/2016 on Sad Ben +1
#1 - If that was true I should've been dead 80 times over.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/29/2016 on Eata 0
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#3 - createdjustnow (03/29/2016) [-]
some cookie doughs contain raw egg which may give people salmonella on consumption, a lot of pre made cookie doughs have removed the raw egg for some substitute due to people eating the dough raw
#4 - auryn (03/29/2016) [-]
I'm talking about home made cookie dough, made with raw eggs.
#6 - >making a tombstone for an immortal.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2016 on Still can't stump -4
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#7 - argoniantits (03/28/2016) [-]
It's not a tombstone

It's a warning
#2 - I once shat my pants so I didn't have to go to school 03/28/2016 on Broken Legs 0
#126 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Old-people… 03/28/2016 on Mystery Amazon Package +1
#3 - Not being aware and able to control simple things like the sou… 03/28/2016 on its called you chewing like... +13
#219 - Maybe I was intentionally misinterpretting his comment for com… 03/28/2016 on Father Aquitted +7
#32 - New York, Boston, Philidelphia. I can understand them… 03/28/2016 on /pol/ discusses accents 0
#31 - English isn't even my first language and I usually have no pro… 03/28/2016 on /pol/ discusses accents 0
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#62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
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#65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
#63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
#46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
#29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the **********.
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
#39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
#41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
#53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
#14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
#55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
#57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
#12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

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#3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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