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#20 - Picture  [+] (17 new replies) 11/19/2014 on a few more centuries... +241
User avatar #54 - demigodofmadness (11/20/2014) [-]
Actually time is directly influenced by gravity, it's been proven on an atomic level by analyzing perfectly aligned atomic watches at the top of a mountain and at the base of the mountain.

Possibly even with watches on the moon and on Earth.
User avatar #27 - neutrality (11/20/2014) [-]
No, this is how time actually works that was one of the things the movie got right.
User avatar #46 - squiblles (11/20/2014) [-]
yes, but for the difference of 1hr=7yrs, the gravity would have to be tremendous. I don't know the calculations to find out, but I imagine they couldn't even stand up in that. anyone really good at science around here?
#75 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
Size doesn't affect speed of rotation.
#50 - derpyllama (11/20/2014) [-]
Assuming a non-rotating neutron star makes the math pretty easy. This is a bad assumption, but it doesn't really matter in this case because it won't change the result entirely.

You essentially have to be at the Schwarszchild radius (the radius coordinate of the event horizon for a given mass) which is not physical for a neutron star. The only way to get time dilation like this from general relativity is a black hole. So that whole scene is pretty bad.

I find that you would need to be at R ~ 1.00000000029 R_schwarzschild
#145 - anonymous (11/20/2014) [-]
The planet they are on is orbiting a black hole, very close and very quickly
User avatar #70 - ninjalllama (11/20/2014) [-]
hey it's my clever version
User avatar #38 - wheteverlol (11/20/2014) [-]
From what I know interstellar had a few scientists to help with the physics behind the movie. Especially how black holes effect the universe, What was the part you think the movie did not get right? They even got a new graphical engine to depict what an actual black hole would look like. Vid related. INTERSTELLAR Featurette - The Science Of Interstellar (2014) Matthew McConaughey Sci-Fi Movie HD
User avatar #107 - wartox (11/20/2014) [-]
The Science Of Interstellar - 720p HD

Here's the full 40-something-minute version of "The Science of Interstellar"
They explain how they went about trying to make the movie as realistic as possible
#47 - derpyllama (11/20/2014) [-]
Astrophysics grad student here.

They messed up quite a bit actually. The way they perceive time passing is correct, but the scale on which it occurs for the neutron star is completely wrong.

You would need to be essentially at the Schwarzschild radius of the mass of the neutron star to experience the kind of time dialation they claim in the movie in the movie, which is unphysical since it's not a black hole.

Also, the whole part with slowing the space craft down after the explosion is wrong. The material that was blown off the ship would have changed the center of mass, so the ship would no longer be rotating around the same axis, making docking smoothly like that impossible.

There is also the whole thing where he would have been spaghettified before he crossed the event horizon of the black hole due to tidal forces. This could have potentially be avoided as gravitational tidal forces are actually less severe around larger mass black holes such as the super massive black hole at the center of our galaxy, but for a black hole with mass on the order of 1 solar mass to 10 solar (Which I believe they claimed that it was. I think they called it a collapsed star once.) masses the forces mean he upside-down pepsi.

There are a bunch of other things that are kind of silly too. Having your first choice of planet to visit be a planet extremely close to a neutron star is one of those.
User avatar #159 - Whetstone (11/20/2014) [-]
Maybe I'm wrong, but I also feel like the environment of that first planet close to the black hole was off. If that planet were orbiting that close, the difference in gravity from the surface opposite to the black hole and the difference in gravity from the surface closest to the black hole would cause extreme tidal forces (similar in a way to Jupiter's moon Io) on the planet kneading the planet like dough creating large amounts of heat in its core. And with that, the planet should have been a more hot and volcanic planet.
#116 - lolpakka (11/20/2014) [-]
That whole part smelled like bullshit for me, especially with it's end scene. The smell of the screenwriters sweat while trying to figure out how to make some conflict at last has almost hit my nose.

Why did they visit that planet at all, if they knew about the huge dilatation?
How comes that noone has seen those huge tidal waves from orbit?
Why did they go down in person if that robot could have done the whole job alone, and if they had to go down for some strange reason, why did they start to go on a tour in the 130% gravity on foot, and waste time, if the robot could have rolled out, collect the debris and come back to ship in 20 seconds?
#105 - leadtroll (11/20/2014) [-]
mfw science
User avatar #103 - talldude (11/20/2014) [-]
No, Gargantua was a spinning super-massive black hole, not a neutron star. Kip Thorne himself designed the planet and the black hole so that the science would be correct.
User avatar #92 - capslockrage (11/20/2014) [-]
I really don't think the exact accuracy of their ideas really matters that much, i think the only part that truly counts is that their general ideas are physically possible, in which case they were.

And for the spinning the space craft I think it more along the lines of extremely unlikely rather than impossible, and they didn't slow down the main craft, they just put their small one into a spin to match its speed.
User avatar #132 - durkadurka (11/20/2014) [-]
For the spinning he's saying that the craft will only spin about the docking port if the center of gravity is in line with it. If not the docking port will travel in a circle around the spacecraft's center of gravity when spinning

You could say that losing that part of the spacecraft happened to move the center of gravity in line with the docking port, but that'd mean the thing was initially designed with an off-center center of gravity.

It's also unlikely that the explosion would only spin the craft about one axis, but again not impossible.
#25 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
I know, it makes my brain hurt.
#13 - oh, okay. 11/19/2014 on Guess I should date a horse 0
#134 - Unless you've actually seen her skate your opinion means nothi…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Don't Tits: Open Inside 0
User avatar #135 - ciacheczko (11/19/2014) [-]
I actually tried. Unfortunately when I searched her name on youtube, nearly everything that showed up was her being a whore:
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=anna+semenovich

I did find one footage of her skating, tho.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7MbvMKktug

It's from 1998. So she was figure skating 16 damned years ago - back when she wasn't a silicone-pumped, bleach blonde-haired monster yet. And her performance was still sloppy and unimpressive, if you ask me.

I think that the case is closed.
Her skating career is obviously long over and she's living off her tits now.
#138 - youxbarstard (11/19/2014) [-]
In your link hunt did you find one proving that she is "silicone-pumped"?
User avatar #139 - ciacheczko (11/19/2014) [-]
As a matter of fact, I did not.
There are some hormonal disorders that cause breasts growth to never cease, resulting in humongous tits that can even kill you by crushing your lungs, preventing you from breathing, while you sleep. However, most of times if a woman has tits this big, but isn't really fat, you can safely assume there was a surgeon involved at some point.

This one, however, may or may not be true, I don't feel like digging that deep, to be honest.
#140 - youxbarstard (11/19/2014) [-]
The only thing I can think of her using to support her wmd's while skating probably involves multiple harnesses and an engineering crew on standby.
#128 - That's not an opinion. That's an assumption based on …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/19/2014 on Don't Tits: Open Inside 0
#130 - ciacheczko (11/19/2014) [-]
Here tits are two massive bags of what's probably a silicone. Doesn't look like next-to-nothing to me. Another one is the fact that I live with D-cups since quite a long time and I can assure you, even simple jogging is a bitch with those, I can't even imagine having to do something like figure skating with them.

Look at the pic. This is a figure skater. Do you see her breasts? That's right, me neither. Google the phrase "figure skater". Not even a single one of them has big breasts. Coincidence?

What I wrote is far more than an assumption. It's a logical, undeniable fact.
Figure skating is not a sport where big breasts are useful, quite the damn contrary. And I am absolutely positive that Anna Semenovich is not good at this sport - but hell, she could claim herself to be a weightlifter, construction worker or whatever and it'd be no difference, because she is only popular because of her tits - don't lie to me or yourself. You know it's true.
#134 - auryn (11/19/2014) [-]
Unless you've actually seen her skate your opinion means nothing. It's like a music album review by someone who did not listen to the album, it's sheer ridiculousness.

So next time before being a pessimist prejudiced prick it's better to first see the thing you're talking about.
User avatar #135 - ciacheczko (11/19/2014) [-]
I actually tried. Unfortunately when I searched her name on youtube, nearly everything that showed up was her being a whore:
www.youtube.com/results?search_query=anna+semenovich

I did find one footage of her skating, tho.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7MbvMKktug

It's from 1998. So she was figure skating 16 damned years ago - back when she wasn't a silicone-pumped, bleach blonde-haired monster yet. And her performance was still sloppy and unimpressive, if you ask me.

I think that the case is closed.
Her skating career is obviously long over and she's living off her tits now.
#138 - youxbarstard (11/19/2014) [-]
In your link hunt did you find one proving that she is "silicone-pumped"?
User avatar #139 - ciacheczko (11/19/2014) [-]
As a matter of fact, I did not.
There are some hormonal disorders that cause breasts growth to never cease, resulting in humongous tits that can even kill you by crushing your lungs, preventing you from breathing, while you sleep. However, most of times if a woman has tits this big, but isn't really fat, you can safely assume there was a surgeon involved at some point.

This one, however, may or may not be true, I don't feel like digging that deep, to be honest.
#140 - youxbarstard (11/19/2014) [-]
The only thing I can think of her using to support her wmd's while skating probably involves multiple harnesses and an engineering crew on standby.
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#107 - " **** this **** " 11/18/2014 on Fagact +16
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#136 - I agree that he should be punished for wearing a shirt like th…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2014 on One small step for male... +4
#144 - stifflimb (11/14/2014) [-]
Please, he's a science guy, they dont follow fashion, they invent new fashion!
User avatar #164 - Shiny (11/14/2014) [-]
In the same sense that serial killers invent new methods of forensics.
User avatar #169 - stifflimb (11/14/2014) [-]
Exactly, you accomplish nothing unless you are challenged!
#131 - There's nothing racist about some meaningless observations. … 11/14/2014 on orangutan 0
#48 - Exactly. 11/13/2014 on Disturbed -2
#17 - Actually I think Orangutans have facial features more similar …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/13/2014 on orangutan 0
#48 - anonasuser (11/14/2014) [-]
>negroid
>no disrepect
User avatar #53 - nibblebrsingr (11/14/2014) [-]
Actually he is using the correct scientific names of region specific racial groups

so yeah not racist

except the comparing them to animals and saying they are similar looking
#131 - auryn (11/14/2014) [-]
There's nothing racist about some meaningless observations.

The comparison is purely physical, no other paralells should be drawn. Nowhere is it implied that it's a bad thing or why it should be a bad thing.
#54 - anonasuser (11/14/2014) [-]
i learned something today
User avatar #59 - nibblebrsingr (11/14/2014) [-]
That means it was a good day.

The 1775 treatise "The Natural Varieties of Mankind," by Johann Friedrich Blumenbach proposed five major divisions: the Caucasoid race, Mongoloid race, Ethiopian race (later termed the Negroid race), American Indian race, and Malayan race, but he did not propose any hierarchy among the races. Blumenbach also noted the graded transition in appearances from one group to adjacent groups and suggested that "one variety of mankind does so sensibly pass into the other, that you cannot mark out the limits between them"

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_ (human_classification)

Godspeed friend

#34 - "Metal"  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2014 on Disturbed +11
User avatar #47 - malacyman (11/13/2014) [-]
Yes, Nu-Metal to be exact At least their early stuff is Nu-Metal
#48 - auryn (11/13/2014) [-]
Exactly.
#10018645 - This makes my nipples erect. 11/13/2014 on autism autism autism autism 0
#137 - At least don't post the "The More You Know" picture … 11/13/2014 on please don't do that...nooooo -1
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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