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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:4/01/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#283
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 42077 total,  51245 ,  9168
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 56.69% (567/1000)
Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12951
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7828
FJ Points:33450

latest user's comments

#87 - Meh. Even in that sense, I think that's just a poor c… 02/17/2015 on TUMBLEH 0
#19 - You're literally right  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on TUMBLEH +13
User avatar #21 - boomerpyro (02/17/2015) [-]
right as in his sarcasm or the implied fact that you can metaphorically have a favorite?
#88 - auryn (02/17/2015) [-]
He was literally right in the non literal manner.
User avatar #65 - artjunk (02/17/2015) [-]
yes.
#6 - You might be laughing, but that cat's not sleeping, it's dead. 02/17/2015 on Ugly sleeper -6
#321 - Joke's on you.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2015 on there are no perfect browsers 0
#324 - anonymous (02/17/2015) [-]
Joke's on you, it's malware genocide.

Just waiting for Google to push the button.
#114 - Thanks. 02/17/2015 on Looney Tunes 0
#20 - Acually I don't. Not that I think it's a good idea, b…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Looney Tunes 0
User avatar #29 - cptcanada (02/17/2015) [-]
it lasted a season or two..it was fine if you've never seen the loony toons before
#114 - auryn (02/17/2015) [-]
Thanks.
#15 - It's edited. They did it in several takes. 02/16/2015 on I can't tell if this is... +5
#60 - Okay, honey. Take care now.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on Bill 0
User avatar #64 - kibbleking (02/16/2015) [-]
lul ur both geh
#58 - I don't have a mic.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Bill 0
User avatar #59 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
thats cool. See you tomorrow.
#70 - tyroneisanigger (02/16/2015) [-]
He's lying. Everyone has a headset.
User avatar #90 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
I know, but it's not worth fighting for.
#60 - auryn (02/16/2015) [-]
Okay, honey.

Take care now.
User avatar #64 - kibbleking (02/16/2015) [-]
lul ur both geh
#56 - You may ask.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Bill 0
User avatar #57 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
I would like to ask you to record a short Vocaroo of you saying "Things are changing, Youngtowns Down and Jimmys dead.", please.
It's for a small project I'm doing.
#58 - auryn (02/16/2015) [-]
I don't have a mic.
User avatar #59 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
thats cool. See you tomorrow.
#70 - tyroneisanigger (02/16/2015) [-]
He's lying. Everyone has a headset.
User avatar #90 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
I know, but it's not worth fighting for.
#60 - auryn (02/16/2015) [-]
Okay, honey.

Take care now.
User avatar #64 - kibbleking (02/16/2015) [-]
lul ur both geh
#54 - That's no excuse to leech on others.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Bill +1
User avatar #55 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
You may very well be correct. If I ever meet Bill Gates, I will not ask him for money then.
As my last leach on society, though, may I ask you of a small favour?
#56 - auryn (02/16/2015) [-]
You may ask.
User avatar #57 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
I would like to ask you to record a short Vocaroo of you saying "Things are changing, Youngtowns Down and Jimmys dead.", please.
It's for a small project I'm doing.
#58 - auryn (02/16/2015) [-]
I don't have a mic.
User avatar #59 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
thats cool. See you tomorrow.
#70 - tyroneisanigger (02/16/2015) [-]
He's lying. Everyone has a headset.
User avatar #90 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
I know, but it's not worth fighting for.
#60 - auryn (02/16/2015) [-]
Okay, honey.

Take care now.
User avatar #64 - kibbleking (02/16/2015) [-]
lul ur both geh
#6 - flagged 02/16/2015 on Dick & Balls Fireworks +1
#28 - What's wrong with ketchup? 02/16/2015 on Solid advice. 0
#49 - No. Don't be such a parasite.  [+] (20 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Bill +2
User avatar #53 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
You don't understand.
Right now I can only work for about half of minimum wage.
Making $200 would take months.
It is difficult.
User avatar #87 - thewulfman (02/16/2015) [-]
>half of minimum wage
>$200 would take months

Where the fuck do you live?
User avatar #89 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
Student wages, though. I'm under the age of majority so people don't have to pay me shit.
User avatar #93 - thewulfman (02/16/2015) [-]
I'll ask again. Where do you live? What country you from?
User avatar #97 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
Not to mention the fact I have a lot of problems with jobs involving dealing with people. Custodial work is my entry-level dream job
User avatar #96 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
Canada, you nosy butt.
Minimum wage is $11 give or take, and if memory serves me right, I can work for as low as $5 or $6. It's all up to the employer, but still.
#98 - thewulfman (02/16/2015) [-]
See, now there's your problem. It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it too hard.
User avatar #99 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure no Canadian ever has gotten upset from a jab about Canada.
That something people from our southern friend the United States do.
#85 - thenextprodigy (02/16/2015) [-]
i make twice that every two weeks. ha i'm richer than you !
User avatar #91 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
Fuck you.
#54 - auryn (02/16/2015) [-]
That's no excuse to leech on others.
User avatar #55 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
You may very well be correct. If I ever meet Bill Gates, I will not ask him for money then.
As my last leach on society, though, may I ask you of a small favour?
#56 - auryn (02/16/2015) [-]
You may ask.
User avatar #57 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
I would like to ask you to record a short Vocaroo of you saying "Things are changing, Youngtowns Down and Jimmys dead.", please.
It's for a small project I'm doing.
#58 - auryn (02/16/2015) [-]
I don't have a mic.
User avatar #59 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
thats cool. See you tomorrow.
#70 - tyroneisanigger (02/16/2015) [-]
He's lying. Everyone has a headset.
User avatar #90 - shogg (02/16/2015) [-]
I know, but it's not worth fighting for.
#60 - auryn (02/16/2015) [-]
Okay, honey.

Take care now.
User avatar #64 - kibbleking (02/16/2015) [-]
lul ur both geh
#159 - Go back to sleep. 02/16/2015 on Sticky RPG 0
#36 - There once was a FJ post where we had to do a quick crappy MS … 02/16/2015 on Years ago +2
#6 - A few homosexual experiences doesn't make you guy, I can now, … 02/16/2015 on Crossing the line +4
#34 - I've been here so long I can't even remember how many times I'…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on Years ago +1
#35 - angelusprimus (02/16/2015) [-]
I must have you.
Wishes in return for memories, what a sweet deal.
#36 - auryn (02/16/2015) [-]
There once was a FJ post where we had to do a quick crappy MS paint drawing or our username.

This was the result.
#15 - If I ever saw that happen for a second I might wonder whether … 02/15/2015 on Mechanical blinds 0
#28 - Ofcourse I don't smoke, why would you even ask.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on How to spot a stoner +30
#67 - amemegami (02/16/2015) [-]
This made me laugh way more than it should have. It still is, every time I glance over during typing this comment.
#21 - Guess who's sponsoring my next TV. 02/15/2015 on This really touched me. +1
#111 - Yes. Ground floor or first floor, both are fine. What… 02/15/2015 on school names +1
#110 - In my language it's even worse the word for floor or storey li… 02/15/2015 on school names 0
#104 - I don't know about you, but where I live we definitely have a …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/15/2015 on school names +2
User avatar #108 - lazypaul (02/15/2015) [-]
So that floor is on the ground level would it not make sense to call it the ground floor?
User avatar #331 - superhatch (02/16/2015) [-]
the hilarious thing is that people in different countries call certain things differently than each other, so no one is wrong here, ground floor makes sense to us cos thats how it has always been called during our lives, and the same for people who call it first floor.
User avatar #120 - lazypaulisanigger (02/16/2015) [-]
a fucking nigger is what you are
#111 - auryn (02/15/2015) [-]
Yes. Ground floor or first floor, both are fine.

What doesn't make sense however is calling the following floor the first floor, since there's clearly already another floor in the building.
#10 - No, THPS 2 had Spiderman. 02/15/2015 on Tony Hawk on valentine's day 0

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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