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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#764
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 43126 total,  52381 ,  9255
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 34.69% (347/1000)
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Content Views:12964
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8050
FJ Points:34230

latest user's comments

#101 - Well to be fair, I keep a lot of secrets from the goverment too. 03/22/2015 on Wake up , sheeple 0
#47 - He's a chosen one. 03/21/2015 on Overheard about the word +11
#39 - Thanks. Me and the $1200 speakers a couple inches awa… 03/21/2015 on D 0
#35 - In the meanwhile my cat brings in every dead animal that fits … 03/21/2015 on Iz Mouze 0
#74 - I'd like to do this to my cat too, but I'm not ready to die yet. 03/21/2015 on Squishy Squishy +2
#66 - Well it's fortunately then that nobody cares how they appeal to you. 03/21/2015 on Black twitter trolling +1
#155 - I don't like oysters. 03/21/2015 on another day +2
#20 - This is the third time in a short while that you do this, and …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Best game +2
User avatar #21 - compared (03/18/2015) [-]
I sometimes say different stuff, like have a wonderful day or a great day or hope you are well.
#18 - Dark Souls is easy compared to Battletoads. Is there …  [+] (14 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Best game +10
#42 - joshofsouls (03/19/2015) [-]

I did, but every time I say I do no one believes me.
Just like the time I kicked a dodgeball into a basketball hoop on accident out of anger.

it was so cool, but no one believed me...
#37 - karenoniks (03/19/2015) [-]
I did it, but I used secret passage to skip good portion of the scooter level.
I finished the game but I'm still incomplete, skipping is really not my style.
User avatar #19 - compared (03/18/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you have an excellent day!
#124 - aerosol (03/19/2015) [-]
You seem like a decent theme account. At least compared to some fedora-based faggots who shall not be named.
User avatar #125 - compared (03/19/2015) [-]
Thanks! It's good to know people don't hate me.
#127 - aerosol (03/19/2015) [-]
>no "thanks for using a comparison"...
User avatar #128 - compared (03/19/2015) [-]
I'm sorry, thanks for using a comparison hope you have a wonderful day.
#129 - aerosol (03/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #130 - compared (03/19/2015) [-]
#22 - Ken M (03/18/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** You're a faggot.
User avatar #47 - bendingtimeisgood (03/19/2015) [-]
Caddicarus mentioned, swell with PS1 games.
User avatar #23 - compared (03/18/2015) [-]
#20 - auryn (03/18/2015) [-]
This is the third time in a short while that you do this, and everytime you say exactly the same.

You're like a bot.
User avatar #21 - compared (03/18/2015) [-]
I sometimes say different stuff, like have a wonderful day or a great day or hope you are well.
#40 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** … 03/18/2015 on NSFW MLP porno +2
#61 - It's just banter, and most likely scripted too. 03/18/2015 on Connan 0
#33 - I'm used to the opposite. I have friends where I can … 03/17/2015 on one blow from caving in? 0
#141 - Very well. 03/17/2015 on "Sexism" in Video Gaming 0
#64 - Yes, it's often misused. And yes, that definition is somewhat … 03/17/2015 on Wise Homer +2
#67 - Is that what the youth calls it these days.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2015 on Poor pelican.. +3
User avatar #70 - mrnoodlez (03/17/2015) [-]
Oh, ha ha, jokes on me.
#208 - Picture 03/16/2015 on Gay game time. +1
#1 - That can't be good for the eardrums. 03/16/2015 on Shock wave +1
#9 - I once developed a growth under my armpit, and although it's n… 03/15/2015 on Help 0
#2 - My cat is a really deep sleeper too, I found him asleep on the… 03/15/2015 on Dog sleeps really deep 0
#8 - Such feeling of joy 03/15/2015 on So this happened... 0
#6 - **auryn used "*roll Magic 8-Ball*"** **auryn rolls Without … 03/15/2015 on Read the description. +4
#8 - I never noticed it before until now, but now it annoys me that…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/15/2015 on nations without hats +9
User avatar #71 - MoooP (03/16/2015) [-]
It's because They wanted to avoid the white diagonals being just a background for the Irish flag, instead of a part of the Scottish flag, therefore they made the diagonals half white to represent Scotland, instead of just reducing them to a blue backdrop.
#50 - magicmatchsticks (03/16/2015) [-]
That's because they aren't supposed to meet at the center. It's a heraldic device called a half saltire, which isn't the same as two diagonal lines(a normal saltire).

Pic related, red is half-saltire, black is saltire.
User avatar #29 - chimpaflimp (03/15/2015) [-]
It's because Scotland was in the UK before Ireland, so their cross gets to above Ireland's in the top left.
#25 - Ken M (03/15/2015) [-]
The navy would shoot the ships with an upside down flag, telling impostor ships from genuine British navy.
#54 - rednax (03/16/2015) [-]
I think you mean mirrored. It looks the same upside down.
User avatar #22 - angryoverlord (03/15/2015) [-]
Thats the point you knob, it means there is a right way up and wrong way round.
Go wiki our flag m8.
#18 - ezombio (03/15/2015) [-]
Remember it's anti-clockwise because if you wised up about British clocks you'd be against them too.
GMT moves forward an hour and back by one hour at opposite halves of the year and every time it wreaks havoc with body clocks.
March's fw: fuck you, you get an hour's less sleep
#15 - satansmeerkat (03/15/2015) [-]
The diagonal red lines kinda spin anti clockwise. It's not supposed to be symmetrical
User avatar #10 - predatorwolf (03/15/2015) [-]
That's how you can tell if it's upside-down.
#24 - hkd (03/15/2015) [-]
No, it'd be the fucking same...
User avatar #19 - sixtyfourxgamer (03/15/2015) [-]
you retarded? Its the same upside down. Just tilt your head and check.
#28 - myfourthaccount (03/15/2015) [-]
User avatar #37 - taniv (03/15/2015) [-]
that is mirrored, not rotated. In reality, mirror images only happen as a reflection of light, and when an object is "upside-down" as opposed to the standard "right side up", it has been rotated about an axis in order to achieve that relative position. The difference being that in a mirror left becomes right and vice-versa. When rotating the flag 180 degrees it looks identical to as it was before. You can verify the difference using most any simple photo editing software. That all being said, I'm pretty sure the joke was meant to be sarcastic, since, like most flags, it doesn't matter that it's upside down; the exceptions are Canadian and American flags and any flags with a complex symbol
User avatar #72 - MoooP (03/16/2015) [-]
The upside down thing is when you attach it to a flagpole or whatever the wrong way. If you attach it with like, the outer edge against the flagpole it ends up "upside down".

Same with if you take a flag, put it on a table or whatever, flip it over, it'd be the wrong way up.

It only stays the same if you rotate it with it staying flat, instead of flipping it.
User avatar #79 - taniv (03/16/2015) [-]
Ah good point. I brainfarted and forgot flags were doublesided
#23 - sacrilegious (03/15/2015) [-]
Are you?

If it was upside-down, the upper-right red diagonal would be on the upper side of the white diagonal, instead of the bottom.
#3 - Hmm yes custom made pizza 03/15/2015 on follow your dreams 0
#11 - Paradoxes are my fetish. Just thinking about this mak… 03/15/2015 on Philosophical debate? +2
#11 - That's quite the revolting act, but the punishment seems to be…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/15/2015 on serious -6
User avatar #19 - combatplatypus (03/16/2015) [-]
I don't know what post you saw but I'm pretty sure mutilating an toddler's anus is worth a long ass time in prison. Besides, post only lists the maximum sentence she could have received, not whatever she actually got.


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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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