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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
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#10 - Picture 01/03/2015 on I heard you guy like cool... 0
#4 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** Y… 01/03/2015 on Need Help -2
#6 - Really now? Because this barely suffices as an warm-u…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2015 on It's that time of the year... +6
#101 - anonymous (01/03/2015) [-]
Yeah well not everyone is a fucking proper weight trainer you faggot.
#107 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
I'm just saying it's not an intensive routine by normal standards.

Most people with no to very little experience with training should be able to complete this without a lot problems.
#17 - I've managed to make an anatomically correct body of an 8 year…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on what do I win ? 0
#21 - honorablepleb (01/03/2015) [-]
#12 - This is in The Netherlands, the Dutch are on average the talle… 01/03/2015 on Europes most busy airport +6
#1 - Cancer is one of my worst fears. I picked up smoking …  [+] (30 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Man's Best Friend +151
#58 - appendicitis (01/03/2015) [-]
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User avatar #48 - ohgodwaitimatheist (01/03/2015) [-]
>cancer is one of my worst fears
>browses funnyjunk

u wot m8
User avatar #16 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Cancer can happen randomly every single time a cell divides. There is no cure because there is no cause, it literally happens by chance.
User avatar #71 - greyhoundfd (01/04/2015) [-]
Actually we more or less have the cure right now. Most cancer research is indicating that cancer and its ability to come back from remission is because the cause of cancer is actually Cancerous Stem Cells in the body. They're resistant to chemo and chemical treatments, and very difficult to remove, and are packed with cell receptors that turn away the Immune System. So, and we're really close to this, all we have to do to cure cancer is perfect a system to artificially remove the cell receptors that inhibit the immune system and allow it to be injected directly into tumorous areas. Then, after what's probably going to feel like a really fucking bad cold, your cancer is gone.
User avatar #72 - Kairyuka (01/04/2015) [-]
That is interesting, any credible source on that?
User avatar #73 - greyhoundfd (01/04/2015) [-]
www.samrhine.com/

This guy. He essentially does a minor cover of a lot of stuff happening in genetics research, and this was a big point at the conference I went to. It was really cool, you should go if he's coming to an area near you.
User avatar #74 - Kairyuka (01/04/2015) [-]
Well as I doubt he'd come to Denmark I wouldn't have the chance, but thanks! That's really interesting
User avatar #75 - greyhoundfd (01/04/2015) [-]
Yeah that could be a problem. I actually tried to do a minor series on it, but I posted the first one just a few hours before FJ went down for a week. There was really some cool stuff in there, so I may do another one. Shit like a cure for Type 1 Diabetes and stuff.
User avatar #76 - Kairyuka (01/04/2015) [-]
Please do! :o
#17 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Just because they are yet unable to pinpoint the exact cause and are unaware of the factors involved doesn't mean there are none.
Nothing happens by chance in a phenomenal universe, every effect has a cause.

The absence of proof is not proof of absence.
User avatar #18 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Allow me to rephrase: Your cells divide millions of times in the span of a few seconds, it's rather impossible to pinpoint and failcheck every single divide.
#19 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
That still doesn't imply the mutation of DNA is random, or that the factors of probability can't be manipulated.
User avatar #20 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
No but it does make it severely implausible to actually cure without some major breakthroughs in biology and medicine.
#21 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
It's just silly to say "there is no cause" and "it literally happens by chance"
User avatar #22 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Because the definition of chance is a case where the cause is impacted by factors too small and numerous to realistically count.
#23 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
But there you are already making the assumption to know every underlying factor or mechanics involved.

Our knowledge is limited, we shouldn't assume that all we currently know is all that is.
#59 - anonymous (01/04/2015) [-]
this thread now is spidermen thred
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
No I'm doing the exact opposite. I'm saying we currently cannot know the underlying factors and thus have to call it "chance"
#25 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
I see. But that just says something about us and our knowledge and nothing necessarily about cancer itself.

That doesn't mean it actually IS random or doesn't have a cause.
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
No but it does mean we have to consider it as such, because we cannot fathom the factors behind it.
#27 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Nonsense.
User avatar #28 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
You haven't spent a lot of time with practical application of theoretical subjects it seems
#29 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Specifically insisting something is merely and purely chance while according to you in this context it just means that it might not actually be chance but our own ignorance, is just meaningless and contributes nothing.

If by "Cancer can happen randomly every single time a cell divides. There is no cure because there is no cause, it literally happens by chance." you just mean "we cannot fathom the factors behind it." you've expressed yourself in a very misleading way.
User avatar #30 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Maybe so, but the final result is the same with our current technology. I may have formulated myself clumsily as I happen to not be a shiny golden god.
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User avatar #5 - ssjkirby (01/03/2015) [-]
I am just gradually spending more and more time on funnyjunk to build my tolerance to cancer.
#15 - wthree (01/03/2015) [-]
Nice try, but my tolerance must be through the roof.
#10 - thefates (01/03/2015) [-]
I'm sorry sir, you've caught memes.
User avatar #3 - nyawgga (01/03/2015) [-]
I'm doing the same thing with hookers and STDs
#2 - ohpee (01/03/2015) [-]
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You had those too?
User avatar #7 - willindor (01/03/2015) [-]
Did you guys by any chance go to a catholic school?
#3 - You're right. We're setting the bar way too low. That… 01/03/2015 on Jim Jeffereies on Gun control 0
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#2 - Wat du you mean, awkward? 01/03/2015 on Lissa +1
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#3 - They have a common ancestor. 01/03/2015 on Nature assemblage 0
#1 - I don't get all the hate Skrillex gets. I think it's …  [+] (14 new replies) 01/03/2015 on meme is kill +257
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User avatar #20 - dodomut (01/04/2015) [-]
i love that show
User avatar #13 - decapitation (01/03/2015) [-]
he killed dubstep

listen to skream
User avatar #9 - Sperit (01/03/2015) [-]
He explains it in one of his songs
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User avatar #22 - karlKroenen (01/04/2015) [-]
I bring source, this chick is hot. History of Wooing Men
User avatar #28 - skinjacker (01/04/2015) [-]
I can agree.
User avatar #26 - ronyx (01/04/2015) [-]
bring me dat posi
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User avatar #17 - cobaltmech (01/03/2015) [-]
liek cuz red in voice
#3 - anonymous (01/03/2015) [-]
ladies and gentlemen. i present to you...
OLD SKRILLEX

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvdS7SM0qc0
#8 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Actually, he's quite young there.
User avatar #6 - theblobble (01/03/2015) [-]
wat
#2 - magicmatchsticks (01/03/2015) [-]
#2 - Ah yes, I had a lot of fun in 8th grade too. We used … 01/03/2015 on Player Quotes: Zlatan... -1
#3 - That's what makes it so brilliant. You'd never suspect it. 01/03/2015 on Allahu Akbar +4
#6 - I wouldn't be too sure about that. You sure seem like…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/03/2015 on A little bit of anatomy +306
#141 - orrihaa (01/04/2015) [-]
Rekt
User avatar #112 - ctsasquatch (01/04/2015) [-]
**ctsasquatch used "*roll burn center*"**
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#98 - adrenalinbbq (01/03/2015) [-]
I thought ppl here liked Miia?
#131 - anonymous (01/04/2015) [-]
Insulting someone once doesn't dictate whether or not they are hated throughout the site.
#134 - adrenalinbbq (01/04/2015) [-]
Yea...but the comment has 267 likes.
#135 - anonymous (01/04/2015) [-]
Because it was funny.
#71 - ompalomper (01/03/2015) [-]
all of the burn
#67 - syfygeek (01/03/2015) [-]
That's a wrap folks
User avatar #19 - butterduck (01/03/2015) [-]
OOOOOOOH Major League Can Can
#5 - What's wrong with penis, you sexist son of a bitch? O…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on A little bit of anatomy +62
User avatar #28 - jpg (01/03/2015) [-]
#1 - He brakes for nothing, the way the wall crumbles, and how conv…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Allahu Akbar 0
User avatar #2 - cactaur (01/03/2015) [-]
but it happened outside
#3 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
That's what makes it so brilliant.

You'd never suspect it.
#1 - It must have lots of bytes.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on My grandpa pendrive +48
User avatar #11 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Programmers often refer to four bits as a "nibble" because it's half a bite
#1 - >couldn't of been 01/02/2015 on 4chan greentext 0
#7 - It's a remastered version, by Jake Kaufman I believe. Anyw…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/02/2015 on COME FLY WITH ME +1
#8 - twoboobs (01/02/2015) [-]
.... wha! that is amazing! oh my goodness! downloading this now.. thanks so much auryn! AWESOME!
User avatar #18 - bubbagoowopboo (01/03/2015) [-]
Here's an acapella version www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhy2aNEPshw
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#5 - Well, yes, ofcourse. The SNES is only capable of producing 16 …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/02/2015 on COME FLY WITH ME +1
#6 - twoboobs (01/02/2015) [-]
this remixed version is quite nice. i'll find it one day and download it!
#7 - auryn (01/02/2015) [-]
It's a remastered version, by Jake Kaufman I believe.
Anyway, here's the link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHEifuLCSIY

There's also a fan-made orchestrated remix (which in my opinion, might be even better): www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwbMkIROOGU
#8 - twoboobs (01/02/2015) [-]
.... wha! that is amazing! oh my goodness! downloading this now.. thanks so much auryn! AWESOME!
User avatar #18 - bubbagoowopboo (01/03/2015) [-]
Here's an acapella version www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhy2aNEPshw
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#1 - That's okay. During a blackout I was searching for my… 01/02/2015 on Drunk 0
#12 - Truth has been spoken. 01/02/2015 on Brilliant female 0
#8 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** mfw 01/02/2015 on They hate us 'cause they anus 0
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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