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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:5/31/2016
Location:The Netherlands
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Highest Content Rank:#14558
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#13 - As a big Dark Souls fan  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2016 on Asus MeowVR +1
#14 - thechosentroll (04/05/2016) [-]
You see souls, I see souls being sacrificed to the big E.
#30 - danthemandragster (04/05/2016) [-]
All I see is Filth, Heresy, Xenos, Filthy Heretical Xenos, and Eternal Servitude in the name of Godemperor of Mankind.
#38 - whatyousay (04/05/2016) [-]
Or maybe that's what you want us to think HERETIC
#12 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Grimdark.*…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/04/2016 on Asus MeowVR +2
#13 - auryn (04/04/2016) [-]
As a big Dark Souls fan
#14 - thechosentroll (04/05/2016) [-]
You see souls, I see souls being sacrificed to the big E.
#30 - danthemandragster (04/05/2016) [-]
All I see is Filth, Heresy, Xenos, Filthy Heretical Xenos, and Eternal Servitude in the name of Godemperor of Mankind.
#38 - whatyousay (04/05/2016) [-]
Or maybe that's what you want us to think HERETIC
#4 - I build my new PC right before the Winter Holiday Sale. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/04/2016 on Steamin sauna +30
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#11 - dbqpdb (04/05/2016) [-]
I got $50 to spend on the Winter sale, and ended up getting something like 13 games. I've touched none, under the logic that once I save more money I'll build a gaming PC and play them then, and that somehow until that time I'll work on completing my current console and handheld backlog that's about 20 games long.
#17 - I can travel forwards in time at the exact rate of 60 minutes … 04/04/2016 on shitpostin +9
#104 - Most ants are cool, just like bees they're pretty civilized. 04/04/2016 on TIL ants are active matter 0
#153 - It sounds like you're just not into women. Perhaps yo…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/04/2016 on This girls Don't Believe In... +1
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#154 - hwaraam (04/05/2016) [-]
I actually am. But I am into women who fall totally in love for a guy who works, is responsable, and likes puns and going with the bike, not the chads who dope themselves and live on social welfare and beat the shit out of them.

I hate what this world has become buddy ;) and it's mainly fault of the cucks who allowed their women out of the kitchen.
#155 - auryn (04/05/2016) [-]
And you expect anyone with the least bit of integrity, brains, and self-respect to go out with someone who repeatedly says women belong in the kitchen?
You don't actually expect to get anything else but shit-tier women when you sound like a 12 year old redneck mongrel? Seems quite the logical consequence, if you ask me, never crossed your mind?
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#156 - hwaraam (04/08/2016) [-]
Look m80, if I give somebody the chance at equality, I hope that person WORKS as hard as me, not EXPECTS the same benefits I get for MY hard work.

They don't want any of that feminist bullshit, they want to have all the pros from both genders and none of the cons.

Bitches be crazy mate, you wanna give em vote?
#157 - auryn (04/09/2016) [-]
You seem to be under some kind of impression that all women are like that.

You might be attracting and picking out the wrong kind of women or simply don't speak to a lot of women, or both.
User avatar
#158 - hwaraam (04/09/2016) [-]
or 3) all women are like that

#159 - auryn (04/09/2016) [-]
If that's what you prefer to believe.
#94 - Teenage boys with messy rooms, chores, and fighting siblings. … 04/04/2016 on Tumblr Anthologies - 10 +2
#173 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Body pillo… 04/03/2016 on Roll for what you're having... 0
#22 - I already have 2. But I'd like to have a dog too, pre… 04/03/2016 on Tally +10
#7 - The stillframe from " One does not simply..." is at …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2016 on Boromir +1
#9 - olivedrab (04/03/2016) [-]
Are you sure it wasn't from the invisible blowjob scene? I'm pretty certain that it was, but I haven't seen this movie in a while.
#8 - icefried (04/03/2016) [-]
#40 - Then you're simply not lifting enough. 04/03/2016 on I love you guys +1
#16 - It's a hoax from 04/03/2016 on tfw....uhhhh 0
#51 - That's not a secret. Every proffesional strongmen is … 04/03/2016 on The secret to admin's gains +1
#37 - Picture 04/03/2016 on Culture 0
#12 - You don't say "master race" on stuff that's virtuall… 04/03/2016 on My Mixtape 0
#3 - This would be my ideal dog. A dog that behaves like a cat.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/03/2016 on Tally +31
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#99 - strum (04/04/2016) [-]
Just get a husky.
Notice whenever there's "dogs raised by cats" content the dog's always a huskies? That's because that's just, for the most part, how huskies act. It was explained to me that huskies are "den" animals and always look for shelter in a similiar way that cats do.
or I could be wrong and have false information, idk fam you do you
#59 - aerosol (04/04/2016) [-]
get a fox
#43 - bunner (04/04/2016) [-]
I'd rather have a cat that acts like a dog, tbh..
Cats are cute, but I like having a playful, affectionate, fluffy buddy that loves me and yells at people who walk past our house
#21 - vegasstoner (04/03/2016) [-]
but...now follow me for a second....you could just get a cat
#22 - auryn (04/03/2016) [-]
I already have 2.

But I'd like to have a dog too, preferably a dog that acts as a cat.
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#11 - slothboner (04/03/2016) [-]
My favorite part about my dog is that it doesn't act like a cat.
#150 - You're making kitchen jokes, presumptuously condemning someone…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/03/2016 on This girls Don't Believe In... +1
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#152 - hwaraam (04/04/2016) [-]
Wow you must always be right. Probably you are a woman too.

Back to the kitchen, bitch.
#153 - auryn (04/04/2016) [-]
It sounds like you're just not into women.

Perhaps you're more into men.
User avatar
#154 - hwaraam (04/05/2016) [-]
I actually am. But I am into women who fall totally in love for a guy who works, is responsable, and likes puns and going with the bike, not the chads who dope themselves and live on social welfare and beat the shit out of them.

I hate what this world has become buddy ;) and it's mainly fault of the cucks who allowed their women out of the kitchen.
#155 - auryn (04/05/2016) [-]
And you expect anyone with the least bit of integrity, brains, and self-respect to go out with someone who repeatedly says women belong in the kitchen?
You don't actually expect to get anything else but shit-tier women when you sound like a 12 year old redneck mongrel? Seems quite the logical consequence, if you ask me, never crossed your mind?
User avatar
#156 - hwaraam (04/08/2016) [-]
Look m80, if I give somebody the chance at equality, I hope that person WORKS as hard as me, not EXPECTS the same benefits I get for MY hard work.

They don't want any of that feminist bullshit, they want to have all the pros from both genders and none of the cons.

Bitches be crazy mate, you wanna give em vote?
#157 - auryn (04/09/2016) [-]
You seem to be under some kind of impression that all women are like that.

You might be attracting and picking out the wrong kind of women or simply don't speak to a lot of women, or both.
User avatar
#158 - hwaraam (04/09/2016) [-]
or 3) all women are like that

#159 - auryn (04/09/2016) [-]
If that's what you prefer to believe.
#19 - Picture 04/02/2016 on gnice +2
#147 - I think the problem might be something else here, bud.  [+] (10 new replies) 04/02/2016 on This girls Don't Believe In... +1
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#148 - hwaraam (04/02/2016) [-]
yeeee, no.

The problem is feminism and women's rigths. They all belong in the kitchen, as thye never mature mentally.
#150 - auryn (04/03/2016) [-]
You're making kitchen jokes, presumptuously condemning someone based on a single photograph, and you're generalizing an entire gender.
Kind of ironic that you're the one speaking about mental maturity, isn't it.

You sound like you don't go out much and don't actually speak to a lot of women.

Am I right, or am I right.
User avatar
#152 - hwaraam (04/04/2016) [-]
Wow you must always be right. Probably you are a woman too.

Back to the kitchen, bitch.
#153 - auryn (04/04/2016) [-]
It sounds like you're just not into women.

Perhaps you're more into men.
User avatar
#154 - hwaraam (04/05/2016) [-]
I actually am. But I am into women who fall totally in love for a guy who works, is responsable, and likes puns and going with the bike, not the chads who dope themselves and live on social welfare and beat the shit out of them.

I hate what this world has become buddy ;) and it's mainly fault of the cucks who allowed their women out of the kitchen.
#155 - auryn (04/05/2016) [-]
And you expect anyone with the least bit of integrity, brains, and self-respect to go out with someone who repeatedly says women belong in the kitchen?
You don't actually expect to get anything else but shit-tier women when you sound like a 12 year old redneck mongrel? Seems quite the logical consequence, if you ask me, never crossed your mind?
User avatar
#156 - hwaraam (04/08/2016) [-]
Look m80, if I give somebody the chance at equality, I hope that person WORKS as hard as me, not EXPECTS the same benefits I get for MY hard work.

They don't want any of that feminist bullshit, they want to have all the pros from both genders and none of the cons.

Bitches be crazy mate, you wanna give em vote?
#157 - auryn (04/09/2016) [-]
You seem to be under some kind of impression that all women are like that.

You might be attracting and picking out the wrong kind of women or simply don't speak to a lot of women, or both.
User avatar
#158 - hwaraam (04/09/2016) [-]
or 3) all women are like that

#159 - auryn (04/09/2016) [-]
If that's what you prefer to believe.
#83 - Yes, it's incredibly rare for men to like women's tits and ass… 04/02/2016 on Something new? +4
#126 - Who needs clothes with tits and ass like that. 04/02/2016 on This girls Don't Believe In... -1
#125 - Everything about that comment just screams "I'm a miserab…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/02/2016 on This girls Don't Believe In... +12
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#146 - hwaraam (04/02/2016) [-]
and what if?

In todays world, a 8/10 man will have to settle with a miserable 5/10 woman, and even then SHE will feel like she deserves more.

Women are shallow bitches.
#147 - auryn (04/02/2016) [-]
I think the problem might be something else here, bud.
User avatar
#148 - hwaraam (04/02/2016) [-]
yeeee, no.

The problem is feminism and women's rigths. They all belong in the kitchen, as thye never mature mentally.
#150 - auryn (04/03/2016) [-]
You're making kitchen jokes, presumptuously condemning someone based on a single photograph, and you're generalizing an entire gender.
Kind of ironic that you're the one speaking about mental maturity, isn't it.

You sound like you don't go out much and don't actually speak to a lot of women.

Am I right, or am I right.
User avatar
#152 - hwaraam (04/04/2016) [-]
Wow you must always be right. Probably you are a woman too.

Back to the kitchen, bitch.
#153 - auryn (04/04/2016) [-]
It sounds like you're just not into women.

Perhaps you're more into men.
User avatar
#154 - hwaraam (04/05/2016) [-]
I actually am. But I am into women who fall totally in love for a guy who works, is responsable, and likes puns and going with the bike, not the chads who dope themselves and live on social welfare and beat the shit out of them.

I hate what this world has become buddy ;) and it's mainly fault of the cucks who allowed their women out of the kitchen.
#155 - auryn (04/05/2016) [-]
And you expect anyone with the least bit of integrity, brains, and self-respect to go out with someone who repeatedly says women belong in the kitchen?
You don't actually expect to get anything else but shit-tier women when you sound like a 12 year old redneck mongrel? Seems quite the logical consequence, if you ask me, never crossed your mind?
User avatar
#156 - hwaraam (04/08/2016) [-]
Look m80, if I give somebody the chance at equality, I hope that person WORKS as hard as me, not EXPECTS the same benefits I get for MY hard work.

They don't want any of that feminist bullshit, they want to have all the pros from both genders and none of the cons.

Bitches be crazy mate, you wanna give em vote?
#157 - auryn (04/09/2016) [-]
You seem to be under some kind of impression that all women are like that.

You might be attracting and picking out the wrong kind of women or simply don't speak to a lot of women, or both.
User avatar
#158 - hwaraam (04/09/2016) [-]
or 3) all women are like that

#159 - auryn (04/09/2016) [-]
If that's what you prefer to believe.
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#62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
#63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
#46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
#29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the **********.
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
#39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
#41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
#53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
#14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
#55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
#57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
#12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

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#3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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