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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:10/25/2014
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#3 - Whatever you say, Oprah.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/13/2014 on thanks,oprah +64
#10 - rufflezrgood (09/14/2014) [-]
It usually takes a crane to get her out.
#7 - symphoric (09/14/2014) [-]
Well.. That's depressing.
#11 - Picture 09/13/2014 on Hi Admin ;) +1
#37 - Bottom right, fail to see the horror in that. 09/13/2014 on The horrors of Pizza... -1
#13 - I know and understand, but no one is asking to get raped. … 09/13/2014 on Logic -4
#13 - Look online. Google it, it's all out there. Just type: 'nutrit… 09/13/2014 on Help me -1
#77 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on So that's how they do it +5
User avatar #80 - shadowrated (09/13/2014) [-]
forgot to log in
i'll take that as stating a fact
#10 - Another thing is to keep your metabolism up, so as paradoxical… 09/13/2014 on Help me 0
#9 - Okay listen up, the basics are pretty simple. • Fir…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Help me 0
User avatar #11 - nagafever (09/13/2014) [-]
so... how do i count calories? and if it's on the bag i buy it in then i'll find that out, but fruits and shit dont come in bags
#13 - auryn (09/13/2014) [-]
Look online. Google it, it's all out there. Just type: 'nutritional value of <food>'
#10 - auryn (09/13/2014) [-]
Another thing is to keep your metabolism up, so as paradoxical as it may sound, if you want to lose weight you need to eat more often. Not more, but more often. Instead of eating 2 or 3 times a day spread it over 5 or 6 smaller meals. If you already eat little and you only eat 2 times a day your body has more strongly the tendency to go into survival mode and store as much calories as it can.

• Fruits and vegetables are good, they're healthy because of their vitamins and minerals. Vegetables you can pretty much eat what you want, but don't go too crazy with fruit, especially the sweet fruit, there's still a relatively big amount of fast-absorbing carbs in them, fructose e.g.

• As far as drinks go, besides milk you could only drink water. Everything else is just unnecessary calories. You're better off eating whole fruits than drinking fruit juice.
Stay hydrated, especially around your workout.

• As for exercising, a good way to quickly burn fat is to do cardio first thing in the morning on an empty stomach, your body will break into the bodyfat reserves more quickly.
Also consider doing HIIT (high-intensity interval training) as opposed to doing a moderate intensity for a longer time. You can lose more fat in a shorter amount of time this way.

All knowledge can be used to work for your advantage, but don't get too worked up about details, as long as you have a general idea of how and what.
The most important thing is the effort you put it, to be persistent, consequent, and keep yourself motivated.
#16 - Yes, I know. Plenty of drugs references in The Beatles songs. 09/13/2014 on The Office 0
#2 - Thanks! 09/12/2014 on Tags 0
#124 - ♫̆̓̈̈́̃̈́͘ ̽͛͂̈̀̄̄̉O͗͒̍̌̕͝͝N̒̂͘͝… 09/12/2014 on What do I do? +3
#11 - It's not my best work, but the resemblance is there. 09/12/2014 on roll picture +1
#5 - **auryn rolled image ** No GIFs plx  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on roll picture 0
#11 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
It's not my best work, but the resemblance is there.
User avatar #8 - wrenchjockey (09/12/2014) [-]
no problem
#4 - **auryn rolled image **  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on roll picture 0
#5 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image** No GIFs plx
#11 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
It's not my best work, but the resemblance is there.
User avatar #8 - wrenchjockey (09/12/2014) [-]
no problem
#92 - The entire universe is made up.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #99 - lemanrouste (09/12/2014) [-]
Of ATOMS.
#112 - ✓ D. Steal her panties, stockings, shoes. Wear them. Eat the…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on What do I do? +6
#137 - neelix (09/12/2014) [-]
can we also jerk off and jizz on her naked feet?
User avatar #115 - thebobinito (09/12/2014) [-]
Well.. Okay.
#124 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]

♫̆̓̈̈́̃̈́͘ ̽͛͂̈̀̄̄̉O͗͒̍̌̕͝͝N̒̂̀̋̑͌͘͝E͂́̀̓͑̽̕͝ ̂̾͌̈́̈̓͛͘P̂̀̉̾͗͛̆̏I̋̏͑̆͆̋̒L̇̔͒̽͌̈́̃̑L̓͆̈́̀̄͝ ̈́̄ ̈́̌̓̀̀͂̔̀M̈́̃̐̀́̾͝͝A͂́̀̿̊̏͘͝K̏͆̃̂͋̈́E͐̈̐͑͂͝ ͑̃S͛͋̍̏͒̽̈́ ̏̂̍͋͆͂̚̚Ÿ́̒̈́̾̅͆̅Ō͗͗̆̎̏̀͒Ȗ͗̂͆̒̃̉ ͋̀̆̋̃͑͐L̓͑̿̆Ȧ͊̚R͛̋̄̆͆̆͘G̓̃̾̂͒̿E͊̄͆͆̊ ͂R͗͊̾̂̉͑̂̍,̄̈́̿͛̔̋͗̅ ̿̃̽̓̑͊͘̕A͑̽̾̉͌̊͘N̓̔̅́̇̓͆͝D̽̾̐̍͊̿̾ ̓̀̀̾̈́͂O͛̇͆̇̕N͒̎̄̔̋͌̊E͛͂͐̀͊̑̂ ̇̂̏̔̐̈̅WĪ̅͗̚L͊̄̃͐L̋̃̈̆̿̈̀̈́ ́̋̅͝M͊̐͋̓̀̓͛͗A̾̓̓̆̔͑̚K̈͊͊̽̑̾͒͝E̾̉̒S̓̊̈̂̌́ ̒ ͗͆̾̎̄̓̚͝Y̋̿̈́̇̆̓̕̕O͌͋͋̅̅̓͗U̅͊͒̈́͘͝͝ ͋̾̏̅̽S̉͗̀̒̎̊͌̄M͛̿̌̊͑̔̔̅A̅̏̍͆̌̂̔͝L̏͌̌͝ ̓̑L̄͗̈́̂̒̌̚ ̈̈́͌̒̎̎͊̚ ͑͆̊͋̓̓̅♪̽́͛͊̄̚̕͝
̡͕̣̮̪͎ ̪̤̘͎͎♪̡̧͕̥̯̜ ̣̠̠̜A̗͕N̗̲D͔̦̦̯͕ ͔̭̦Ţ̜̜̣H̨̗̪E̮̮̗ ͖̮̮̥O̢̘͖̭N̨̠̯̭̹Ȩ͎͈S̡̧̨͕̠ ̨̦̯͔Ṯ͈H̢͎̪̜̪A͔̠̗̮T̜̟ ̢̹̱͈M̨̪̲̤͔O̧̨̡̤̗̯͈Ţ͈̲̭H̡̥ ̹E̡̜̤̜R̨͎̯ ̡̜͔̟̭G̣͖͔̠I̡̥͈̜̗Ṿ̢Ę̟̤͈S ͕ ̗Y̟͕͎͔̯O̘̭̗Ų̦̟͖̦ ̧͈̗̹̤Ḓ̡̧̦̹O̧̘͎N̢̹̤͕̲̦'̢̡̟̮T ̧̗̱̜͖͕̟ ̗͈̘͔D̨̥͕Ọ̧̧̥̦ ̮̤̪A̢̨̭̯N̟̯͖Y̥̹̱T̤̜̪̦̦H̟ ̧̤̣I̧̡̨̲̲̹N̘̘͔͔̠G̗̤̹͈̱͔͈ ̯̠̭̹A̜̣͔Ṱ̡̹̱ ̘͈̥A̢̢̯̮̤͔̱L̡̠̱̘L̮̥̲̠̦͔̣̜ ̗♫̪̲̦ ̨̱̗̥̥̱
#31 - We're talking about information that could be exploited and us… 09/12/2014 on Nudes leaked +2
#29 - Do you have any idea what absurb amount of servers and data st…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Nudes leaked +2
User avatar #30 - thechosentroll (09/12/2014) [-]
Yes, but it still seems too expensive for how little they gain from it.
#78 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
Do you know how cheap 1 gb of HDD space is these days? Or how many searches that will hold?
#31 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
We're talking about information that could be exploited and used for commercial purposes in thousands of ways, or for countless of benificial developments.
But either way, if you think all this stored information is of little value I think you're underestimating it.

There's plenty to gain from it, even if not immediate, there's lots of possibile ways to benifit from it.
#26 - I don't think that's the case. Normally Google utiliz…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Nudes leaked 0
User avatar #28 - thechosentroll (09/12/2014) [-]
I doubt that. Do you have any idea what an absurd amount of storage it would take to keep track of a year and a half of google searches for billions of people?
#29 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Do you have any idea what absurb amount of servers and data storage capabilities they have?
User avatar #30 - thechosentroll (09/12/2014) [-]
Yes, but it still seems too expensive for how little they gain from it.
#78 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
Do you know how cheap 1 gb of HDD space is these days? Or how many searches that will hold?
#31 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
We're talking about information that could be exploited and used for commercial purposes in thousands of ways, or for countless of benificial developments.
But either way, if you think all this stored information is of little value I think you're underestimating it.

There's plenty to gain from it, even if not immediate, there's lots of possibile ways to benifit from it.
#1 - That must be a terrifying experience, I mean, if you would've … 09/12/2014 on Sorry, vegans +2
#2 - **auryn rolled image ** Damn ***** , now I'm cr… 09/12/2014 on Why not? +1
#4 - That's illegal in most states. 09/12/2014 on Everyones FBI 0
#2 - That's how I spent my teenage years too.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Everyones FBI 0
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Really? I did this.
#4 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
That's illegal in most states.
#4 - This is completely backwards. Girls should be able to…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Logic -3
#132 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
You, I like you, sad face i can only offer one green thumb. You make so much sense with that simplicity. More people need to IDGAF the unimportant shit. especially if it involves more scantly clad girls >
#11 - angelmitskano (09/13/2014) [-]
It's easier to rob a man with money sticking out of his pockets.
It's easier to get into a fight if you are voicing racist opinions.
It's easier to get raped if you are half naked.

Normal people don't rape. A normally functioning person won't look at someone who is dressed provocatively and think, "That person wants me to rape them."
Rapists are messed up in the head, and if you're going to walk around half naked and you catch their gaze, who do you think they're going to go for for a quickie? The person that is dressed casually? Or the person with easily accessible genitalia?
Don't get me wrong, the rapist could rape the casual one, but if the easier option is there, they'll probably take it.
#134 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
I agree with you, but I think this is a statement about victim blaming as apposed to security. Ya, maybe it's not the smartest, like leaving your car doors unlocked, but if you leave them unlocked and you get robbed, it's still not your fault. This is why these girls chose a safe, public place to make a statement instead of just casually going topless.
User avatar #137 - angelmitskano (09/13/2014) [-]
That makes sense. But do people actually blame the victim? I know that sometimes people say that they looked like they were 'asking for it.' but I don't think people really think it's the victim's fault. It's more like they see them as putting themselves at risk.
User avatar #34 - jokekill (09/13/2014) [-]
Most rape victims are dressed normally and raped by somebody they know
#13 - auryn (09/13/2014) [-]
I know and understand, but no one is asking to get raped.

To ridicule the person defending the rape-victims is just completely backwards.

And defintely not comparable to intentionally provocative behaviour as in the bottom right picture.
User avatar #9 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
They're not asking to be raped, but less clothing is easy to take off, and is more likely to arouse some freak than a hoody and sweatpants.
#8 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
Of course nobody is asking to get raped well, maybe some disturbed individuals out there , however in this world we must do what we can to prevent harm to ourselves. Since there are some people out there that take scantily clad women and even some men as people who 'deserve' to get raped.

Not everyone is like you in your view; they will take what someone is wearing as in invitation for sexual advances and worse. Yes, women should be able to wear whatever they want. Everyone should. But the reality is that it's just not always safe to do that.
#3 - Picture 09/12/2014 on Metal +5
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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