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#85 - Seeing how you haven't brought in anything relevant to my one …  [+] (7 new replies) 08/01/2014 on I got your back Bro 0
User avatar #86 - DaCrazyOne (08/01/2014) [-]
No, I just see a valid point.

You should treat a loaded weapon cautiously.

Just the same way you should treat an unloaded one.

Like it's loaded.
#87 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
That wasn't the point.

I never said you shouldn't.

This isn't about what you should or shouldn't do argument, I though saying this twice would in comment #83 would be enough...

-" I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety or have good habits"
-"Once again, I do not condone the unnecessary risks, and I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety."


...but clearly I was wrong.

#90 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
Yes.

But he didn't have the safety switch on AND pulled the trigger.

That's incredibly stupid and incredibly easy to prevent. This won't happen to anyone with the slightest bit of common sense and with the tiniest bit of cautiousness.
Literally all you have to do is just not pull the trigger or put the safety switch on.

User avatar #91 - DaCrazyOne (08/04/2014) [-]
Bro, the debate was over for at least two days now.

I was just posting that because I thought you might like to see it.
#92 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks.
User avatar #88 - DaCrazyOne (08/02/2014) [-]
...Sure seemed like you were saying otherwise.

Still shouldn't pose for a picture with a loaded firearm, because you aren't shooting it anyway, why load it?
#83 - Don't be so unrealistic. I'm not saying you shouldn't practice…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/01/2014 on I got your back Bro 0
User avatar #84 - DaCrazyOne (08/01/2014) [-]
>What's next, you're telling me I'm "young and stupid" because I used a knife this morning to spread butter?

Nice strawman.

>Put your mindless crude associations of weapons being dangerous aside
Isn't the point of a weapon to be dangerous?
Respect your weapon, it will respect you.

>And I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety.
>But please don't pretend that it's really dangerous to do this, or that you have to be young or stupid to do that.

>Gun safety
You keep saying this phrase, but I am not sure you get what it means.
#85 - auryn (08/01/2014) [-]
Seeing how you haven't brought in anything relevant to my one and only point I'll just assume you realized at least the faintest bit of your irrationality.
User avatar #86 - DaCrazyOne (08/01/2014) [-]
No, I just see a valid point.

You should treat a loaded weapon cautiously.

Just the same way you should treat an unloaded one.

Like it's loaded.
#87 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
That wasn't the point.

I never said you shouldn't.

This isn't about what you should or shouldn't do argument, I though saying this twice would in comment #83 would be enough...

-" I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety or have good habits"
-"Once again, I do not condone the unnecessary risks, and I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety."


...but clearly I was wrong.

#90 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
Yes.

But he didn't have the safety switch on AND pulled the trigger.

That's incredibly stupid and incredibly easy to prevent. This won't happen to anyone with the slightest bit of common sense and with the tiniest bit of cautiousness.
Literally all you have to do is just not pull the trigger or put the safety switch on.

User avatar #91 - DaCrazyOne (08/04/2014) [-]
Bro, the debate was over for at least two days now.

I was just posting that because I thought you might like to see it.
#92 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks.
User avatar #88 - DaCrazyOne (08/02/2014) [-]
...Sure seemed like you were saying otherwise.

Still shouldn't pose for a picture with a loaded firearm, because you aren't shooting it anyway, why load it?
#19 - Ah, the seatbelt effect. 08/01/2014 on Safety First +2
#15 - The gut is usually caused not by AAS (androgenic anabolic ster…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Oh god +4
#21 - fbiagent (08/01/2014) [-]
also commonly known as "roid gut," fuckface
#28 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
But it's not roids.

Steroids and HGH are not the same.

It's an incorrect term based on a misconception. I think you're better off without such misleading terms, all it does is spread ignorance.
#10 - This. Exactly this. 08/01/2014 on Nirvana gude band +5
#31 - I can't pinpoint any flaws, yet somehow I don't find Katy Per…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on Katy Perry vs. Syndrome +3
#64 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
was the picture necessary?
#67 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
No

But was your comment necessary?
User avatar #53 - bonlino (08/01/2014) [-]
i guess because shes just all rounded. she doesnt have huge tits. she doesnt have huge thighs. she doesnt cake her face is make up. she just has everything just about right. which is why people like her. overall i find her a 'meh', but i see why she is a favorite.
#164 - Thumbs go up the arse, not in the tits, you twat. 08/01/2014 on NOT OC. Just wanna see how... +1
#5 - I don't really understand the point you're trying to convey here.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2014 on "Welcome to the Pokémon... +1
User avatar #6 - Kaellnx (08/02/2014) [-]
Some people constantly mash A and don't pay attention so they get upset when they see chat starting over again.
#7 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Yes, that's why I said you could just press B and not risk the chance of accidentally restarting the conversation after it just finished.

I feel like this conversation is going backwards and still have no idea what your point is if there even is one.

User avatar #8 - Kaellnx (08/02/2014) [-]
You are right, I'm sorry for the convenience of agreeing with you.
#80 - First of all you've got to be severely mentally or physically …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/01/2014 on I got your back Bro 0
User avatar #81 - DaCrazyOne (08/01/2014) [-]
>You've got to be severely mentally or physically impaired to accidentally pull a trigger
Accidents happen, good habits prevent this.
LIKE NOT HAVING YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>Guns have safety switches
Like all mechanical safety devices, they may fail at the worst of times.

>You are being completely unreasonable
And you are being completely retarded.

Use good habits, and you may fix that retardation before your dumb ass gets his hand on a firearm.
#83 - auryn (08/01/2014) [-]
Don't be so unrealistic. I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety or have good habits, I'm just saying it's completely unrealistic that something would go wrong with a loaded weapon if you're cautious with it, let alone the safety switch which renders it practically impossible.

What's next you're telling me I'm "young and stupid" because I used a knife this morning to spread the butter.

"OMG, A POTENTIALLY DEADLY WEAPON!. A MILLION THINGS COULD'VE GONE WRONG! YOU'RE SUCH A DUMB-ASS!"

Put your mindless crude asociations of weapons being dangerous aside for a second and use your brain.

Once again, I do not condone the unnecessary risks, and I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety.
But please don't pretend that it's really dangerous to do this, or that you have to be young or stupid to do that.

You're grossly overreacting.
User avatar #84 - DaCrazyOne (08/01/2014) [-]
>What's next, you're telling me I'm "young and stupid" because I used a knife this morning to spread butter?

Nice strawman.

>Put your mindless crude associations of weapons being dangerous aside
Isn't the point of a weapon to be dangerous?
Respect your weapon, it will respect you.

>And I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety.
>But please don't pretend that it's really dangerous to do this, or that you have to be young or stupid to do that.

>Gun safety
You keep saying this phrase, but I am not sure you get what it means.
#85 - auryn (08/01/2014) [-]
Seeing how you haven't brought in anything relevant to my one and only point I'll just assume you realized at least the faintest bit of your irrationality.
User avatar #86 - DaCrazyOne (08/01/2014) [-]
No, I just see a valid point.

You should treat a loaded weapon cautiously.

Just the same way you should treat an unloaded one.

Like it's loaded.
#87 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
That wasn't the point.

I never said you shouldn't.

This isn't about what you should or shouldn't do argument, I though saying this twice would in comment #83 would be enough...

-" I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety or have good habits"
-"Once again, I do not condone the unnecessary risks, and I'm not saying you shouldn't practice gun safety."


...but clearly I was wrong.

#90 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
Yes.

But he didn't have the safety switch on AND pulled the trigger.

That's incredibly stupid and incredibly easy to prevent. This won't happen to anyone with the slightest bit of common sense and with the tiniest bit of cautiousness.
Literally all you have to do is just not pull the trigger or put the safety switch on.

User avatar #91 - DaCrazyOne (08/04/2014) [-]
Bro, the debate was over for at least two days now.

I was just posting that because I thought you might like to see it.
#92 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks.
User avatar #88 - DaCrazyOne (08/02/2014) [-]
...Sure seemed like you were saying otherwise.

Still shouldn't pose for a picture with a loaded firearm, because you aren't shooting it anyway, why load it?
User avatar #82 - DaCrazyOne (08/01/2014) [-]
gets your hand*
#36 - **auryn rolled image ** This. 07/31/2014 on do it faguettes. -2
#2 - Favorite pick-up line after that introduction: "… 07/31/2014 on Cringe +2
#1 - Or you could just press B and not risk the chance of accidenta…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/31/2014 on "Welcome to the Pokémon... +24
User avatar #4 - Kaellnx (08/01/2014) [-]
Or it's because of the mass bashing of the A button
#5 - auryn (08/01/2014) [-]
I don't really understand the point you're trying to convey here.
User avatar #6 - Kaellnx (08/02/2014) [-]
Some people constantly mash A and don't pay attention so they get upset when they see chat starting over again.
#7 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Yes, that's why I said you could just press B and not risk the chance of accidentally restarting the conversation after it just finished.

I feel like this conversation is going backwards and still have no idea what your point is if there even is one.

User avatar #8 - Kaellnx (08/02/2014) [-]
You are right, I'm sorry for the convenience of agreeing with you.
#2 - icecreambobby (07/31/2014) [-]
That made me very angry as a kid, usually after the long team rocket shit
User avatar #3 - demcupcakes (08/01/2014) [-]
always happend to me in the pokecenter.
#2 - Picture 07/31/2014 on Goat Simulator 0
#14 - But they only taught him to just say no.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on Drugs +2
User avatar #15 - transparent (07/31/2014) [-]
Then the answer is clear.
Run away screaming no.
#13 - No. It's refusing not wanting drugs.  [+] (6 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Drugs 0
User avatar #21 - kualeifarne (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't know about english, but in my language, saying 'no' to a question like that is like saying 'no, I don't want any drugs'
#22 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
It might be common usage, but it's still wrong.

You're still saying no to 'not wanting any drugs'. Which is the complete opposite of saying no to 'wanting drugs'


User avatar #23 - kualeifarne (08/02/2014) [-]
English is fucked up
#24 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
It has nothing to do with a particular language.

It's just simple reasoning.
User avatar #25 - kualeifarne (08/02/2014) [-]
"Do you want '...'?" "Yes" - Wants
"Do you want '...'?" "No" - Doesn't want
"Don't you want '...'?" "No" - Doesn't want
"Don't you want '...'?" "Yes" - wants

That's what I've always learned... I've even gotten yelled at multiple times for saying 'yes' when I've been told "Don't do *someting* " when I was younger
#26 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Haha, yes, it's a bit ambiguous, and people tend to interpret it that way.

But that's not what you're literally saying when you answer that.

When you say 'yes' to "Don't you want...?" You affirm the question, which means you say: Yes, I do not want"

Wanting and not wanting is the exact opposite, how could an affirmation to both mean the same thing when the question being asked means the exact opposite.

#18 - I sincerely doubt that. Virtually everywhere cis hete… 07/31/2014 on Fuck your political... +1
#16 - mean s * 07/31/2014 on Fuck your political... 0
#15 - Normal means conforming to the norm. Norms usually m…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Fuck your political... +2
User avatar #17 - thechosentroll (07/31/2014) [-]
Yes, but the norm varies wildly from location to location.
#18 - auryn (07/31/2014) [-]
I sincerely doubt that.

Virtually everywhere cis heterosexual is the standard.
#16 - auryn (07/31/2014) [-]
means*
#14 - I saved you the trouble of looking up the definition of normal… 07/31/2014 on Fuck your political... +3
#16 - Wasn't it 95%? Additionally I heard that 45,8% of sta… 07/31/2014 on Left or Right? +1
#35 - You seem awfully a lot bothered about other people just enjoyi… 07/31/2014 on Weegee be ballin +3
#1 - That wasn't a pun. That was something so bad it's a c…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/31/2014 on punnibals +138
#5 - kokanum (07/31/2014) [-]
#1 - When you spend that much time with your legs up you might as w… 07/31/2014 on blondes +55
#2 - If you let life beat you up with a piece of selery than you de… 07/31/2014 on Life in a nutshell 0
#4 - ******** . There's no need to put in that…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/31/2014 on This changes everything +12
#39 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
Pringles aren't even potato chips.
User avatar #10 - tankthejackal (07/31/2014) [-]
pringles are in a solid tube that can resist being crushed, while bags need the nitrogen to prevent the bag from being crushed enough to crush the chips
User avatar #6 - escapedfromkitchen (07/31/2014) [-]
but pringles are not made of potatoes
User avatar #7 - Funnel (07/31/2014) [-]
Yes it is.
User avatar #47 - Retardio (07/31/2014) [-]
Dunno why retards are thumbing you down, but I gave you a thumbs up because you are correct.

Potatoes are indeed the main ingredient in Pringles, they also contain corn and rice, but no potato chips are 100% potatoes anyways.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pringles
User avatar #9 - holeymoley (07/31/2014) [-]
"Pringles, the popular snack food in a tube, are not potato crisps, a High Court judge has ruled."
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7490346.stm
User avatar #35 - exclamation (07/31/2014) [-]
"Pringles is a brand of potato and wheat-based stackable snack chips owned by the Kellogg Company."

"Pringles have only about 42% potato content, the remainder being wheat starch and flours (potato, corn, and rice) mixed with vegetable oils, an emulsifier, salt, and seasoning."

Still have quite a lot of potato content. It is probably the majority relative to the other percentages.
User avatar #26 - Funnel (07/31/2014) [-]
Yet they are made of potatoes.
User avatar #13 - camslayer (07/31/2014) [-]
They are made of reformed potato
User avatar #22 - listerthepessimist (07/31/2014) [-]
ergo, not potato from a nutritional standpoint

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#61 - auryn ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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#60 - auryn ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
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#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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