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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#11 - 10 millions, so then I could quit my job and dedicate all my t… 09/12/2014 on That's a lot of millions +5
#5 - Well, you could get tetanus from rusty steel. So ther… 09/12/2014 on type advantages 0
#9 - You do realize that Google still has your search history store…  [+] (28 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Nudes leaked +64
User avatar #24 - thechosentroll (09/12/2014) [-]
You can turn that off. They ask you if you're cool with it and everyone clicks OK without even reading. READ, MOTHERFUCKERS! READ!
#26 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
I don't think that's the case.

Normally Google utilizes your search history for better search results, among other things, deleting or disabling Google to do this just means they won't actively use it anymore.
But it's just a matter of display. I read that they keep logs of everything for at least 18 months. But that might be outdated due to the increase of data centers, so it might even be longer.
User avatar #28 - thechosentroll (09/12/2014) [-]
I doubt that. Do you have any idea what an absurd amount of storage it would take to keep track of a year and a half of google searches for billions of people?
#29 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Do you have any idea what absurb amount of servers and data storage capabilities they have?
User avatar #30 - thechosentroll (09/12/2014) [-]
Yes, but it still seems too expensive for how little they gain from it.
#78 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
Do you know how cheap 1 gb of HDD space is these days? Or how many searches that will hold?
#31 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
We're talking about information that could be exploited and used for commercial purposes in thousands of ways, or for countless of benificial developments.
But either way, if you think all this stored information is of little value I think you're underestimating it.

There's plenty to gain from it, even if not immediate, there's lots of possibile ways to benifit from it.
#15 - phukyou (09/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #17 - MrShaggy (09/12/2014) [-]
So does your ISP.
User avatar #25 - tsoper (09/12/2014) [-]
does it still store on ISP if im behind VPN proxy?
User avatar #27 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
Yes. Even with proxies, your ISP knows everything you do.
Think of a proxy as a mask. Every mask is different, just like every face is different. No one knows who you are while you wear it. Your ISP was the one that sold you the mask. He knows what you look like, and what the mask looks like. He also is there every time you do anything (on the internet).
User avatar #141 - baaltomekk (09/13/2014) [-]
Yeah maybe in "freedom" merica. In europe, the ISP is forbidden by law to save any of your querys to the internet. He only may save your IP adress, but that as well only for a few days.
User avatar #148 - heartlessrobot (09/13/2014) [-]
Just because they're forbidden by law, does that mean they actually go along with it?
User avatar #150 - baaltomekk (09/13/2014) [-]
There are institutions who check that regularly at least in germany, don't know if there are similar institutions in other european countries
User avatar #123 - tonkkax (09/13/2014) [-]
pretty sure ISP monitoring search history is illegal.
User avatar #115 - xdeathoreox (09/13/2014) [-]
If you use a proper VPN, your ISP wont know anything you do. They will just see a bunch of unreadable traffic to one server.
User avatar #38 - cozer (09/12/2014) [-]
So my isp knows I like futanari lolis? Well fuck my life then.
User avatar #97 - kakariko (09/13/2014) [-]
My isp must think I'm some weirdo then
User avatar #39 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
Why futalolis? Why not Futas X Shotas?
User avatar #122 - fuzzysixx (09/13/2014) [-]
What inexpensive dildo should I buy? no furry shit
User avatar #147 - heartlessrobot (09/13/2014) [-]
Uh, try looking on Amazon. I think they have an $8 one. Too bad they're all small. And by small, I mean normal sized.
User avatar #40 - cozer (09/12/2014) [-]
People have their tastes and that's cool, but i'm straight so no shotas, or any male for that matter.
#104 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
>Likes dick
>But I'm straight
User avatar #105 - cozer (09/13/2014) [-]
Never said I like dicks :L
#41 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
#42 - cozer (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm out
#43 - heartlessrobot (09/12/2014) [-]
#18 - phukyou (09/12/2014) [-]
#10 - You have to at least be a little bit autistic in the first pla…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Tricking women like a boss +18
#59 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
hahahahahahhaa
#2 - Youtube really went overboard, didn't they. 09/12/2014 on Logotypes now and then +1
#2 - The technology came from African-American barber shops from the 70's.  [+] (10 new replies) 09/12/2014 on So that's how they do it +423
#75 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/13/2014) [-]
were you making a joke or stating a fact?
#77 - auryn (09/13/2014) [-]
User avatar #80 - shadowrated (09/13/2014) [-]
forgot to log in
i'll take that as stating a fact
#72 - robertito (09/13/2014) [-]
As a black man, I shared this with my friend (Also black) and had a heartily chuckle. Thank you for the laugh +1
#34 - jimmyree (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks Obama
#26 - skypatrol has deleted their comment.
#9 - MisfitsFan (09/12/2014) [-]
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
Good god that gif has been butchered. What the hell did you do to it?
User avatar #40 - reekballs (09/12/2014) [-]
It's a format that makes it load faster
User avatar #33 - MisfitsFan (09/12/2014) [-]
Nothing! I found it like this
#12 - He missed a kid. 09/12/2014 on this is a test +1
#5 - Easy there, Hitler.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Three Weeks Later .. -4
#14 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
kill yourself
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/12/2014) [-]
Easy there, faggot.
#18 - Hi aryan, I'm Auryn.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Duck Bending 0
#19 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
#7 - Bad example. I'd keep both of those. 09/12/2014 on How to remove an owl +2
#16 - Psst. I'm white and middle-class,…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Duck Bending 0
#17 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm aryan.
User avatar #20 - lipshinuken (09/12/2014) [-]
Welcome to the Master race!
User avatar #21 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#18 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Hi aryan,

I'm Auryn.
#19 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
#14 - But that is just common knowledge. It's not okay for …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Duck Bending 0
#15 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
It's ok.
#16 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]






Psst. I'm white and middle-class, cheer up mate.
#17 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm aryan.
User avatar #20 - lipshinuken (09/12/2014) [-]
Welcome to the Master race!
User avatar #21 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#18 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Hi aryan,

I'm Auryn.
#19 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
#12 - Why?  [+] (9 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Duck Bending 0
User avatar #13 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
>middle-class teenagers
>CIS or not CIS
>all white middle-class teenagers are known for being lazy.
#14 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
But that is just common knowledge.

It's not okay for me to joke about a common stereotype?
#15 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
It's ok.
#16 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]






Psst. I'm white and middle-class, cheer up mate.
#17 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm aryan.
User avatar #20 - lipshinuken (09/12/2014) [-]
Welcome to the Master race!
User avatar #21 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#18 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Hi aryan,

I'm Auryn.
#19 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
#10 - No, that has little to do with it. CIS or not CIS, al…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Duck Bending 0
User avatar #11 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
In to the trash you go.
#12 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
>middle-class teenagers
>CIS or not CIS
>all white middle-class teenagers are known for being lazy.
#14 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
But that is just common knowledge.

It's not okay for me to joke about a common stereotype?
#15 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
It's ok.
#16 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]






Psst. I'm white and middle-class, cheer up mate.
#17 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm aryan.
User avatar #20 - lipshinuken (09/12/2014) [-]
Welcome to the Master race!
User avatar #21 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#18 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Hi aryan,

I'm Auryn.
#19 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
#8 - More discipline than white middle-class teenagers like schnizel.  [+] (13 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Duck Bending 0
User avatar #9 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
You forgot the CIS privileged.
#10 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
No, that has little to do with it.

CIS or not CIS, all white middle-class teenagers are known for being lazy.
User avatar #11 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
In to the trash you go.
#12 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #13 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
>middle-class teenagers
>CIS or not CIS
>all white middle-class teenagers are known for being lazy.
#14 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
But that is just common knowledge.

It's not okay for me to joke about a common stereotype?
#15 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
It's ok.
#16 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]






Psst. I'm white and middle-class, cheer up mate.
#17 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
I'm aryan.
User avatar #20 - lipshinuken (09/12/2014) [-]
Welcome to the Master race!
User avatar #21 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
Thanks.
#18 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
Hi aryan,

I'm Auryn.
#19 - schnizel (09/12/2014) [-]
#34 - Comment deleted 09/12/2014 on story time 0
#90 - I would pay an awful lot of money for everyone to stop making …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/12/2014 on Under the Dog -2
#107 - hemshem (09/14/2014) [-]
#91 - menorin (09/12/2014) [-]
#108 - auryn (09/14/2014) [-]
Voicing honest opinion =/= trolling
#30 - How Can His Glasses Be Real If His Eyes Aren't Real. 09/12/2014 on wearing glasses 0
#28 - The gameplay's ****** because you're playing the …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on wearing glasses +15
#29 - MisfitsFan (09/12/2014) [-]
Thats true, im too broke to afford the full version, i dont have all the items you can get that enhances the gameplay
#23 - I was just joking. But while you're bringing it up an…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2014 on Amazon Prime Air prototype V2 0
User avatar #24 - chrisel (09/12/2014) [-]
''The reported number of deaths linked to the use of drugs in the Netherlands, as a proportion of the entire population, is one of the lowest of the EU.''

I remember that the low hard rug rate was from a documentary but I couldn't find that, however, I could find this:
www.emcdda.europa.eu/publications/annual-report/2009

I live in the Netherlands myself, I live in The Hague and yes, to much people do soft drugs, even some people from 16-18 but that is where the big problems end, hard drugs are still an issue but it's not really that big anymore.
#2 - I guess this is some of the side-effects of legalizing certain…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Amazon Prime Air prototype V2 +5
User avatar #11 - chrisel (09/11/2014) [-]
One other effect is that we have one of the lowest hard drug uses in all of Europe.
#23 - auryn (09/12/2014) [-]
I was just joking.

But while you're bringing it up anyway, I severely doubt the validity of that.

I'm from the Netherlands myself. I know a ton of people who do hard drugs, I've did a lot drugs myself,
a lot of my friends do or have done, it's incredibly easy to get, It's more socially acceptable compared to other countries,
and everywhere you go you hear about it or run into it.
And I'm just from a small town, it's even more prominent in the bigger cities.
User avatar #24 - chrisel (09/12/2014) [-]
''The reported number of deaths linked to the use of drugs in the Netherlands, as a proportion of the entire population, is one of the lowest of the EU.''

I remember that the low hard rug rate was from a documentary but I couldn't find that, however, I could find this:
www.emcdda.europa.eu/publications/annual-report/2009

I live in the Netherlands myself, I live in The Hague and yes, to much people do soft drugs, even some people from 16-18 but that is where the big problems end, hard drugs are still an issue but it's not really that big anymore.
#6 - Picture 09/11/2014 on Happy 9/11 everyone +60
#42 - Especially for someone who's supposedly built for strength he'… 09/11/2014 on Can't unsee 0
#40 - Agreed. His traps always stood out, they looked reall… 09/11/2014 on Can't unsee +1
#20 - It's okay. It's very common for people to have no tas… 09/11/2014 on [insert title] +3
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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