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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/21/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#9 - She ran across da rode B4 da green man came on da sine. … 06/05/2012 on scare prank gone wrong +21
#8 - I'm a Manakin and what is this? 06/05/2012 on scare prank gone wrong +15
#2 - >Implying people can't knock with other parts of their body.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2012 on Sara +1
#26 - jinkazama (06/05/2012) [-]
oh come one...it was a hARMLESS joke
#14 - Please leave Star Wars out of this faggotry. 06/05/2012 on Ponywars +1
#4 - It'd still be thousands of dollars, which isn't bad for a day'… 06/05/2012 on College? +3
#4 - **auryn rolled a random image posted in comment #338 at Gu…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2012 on Photobomb 0
#6 - maestroxevous (06/06/2012) [-]
You're forgetting one.
#1 - He's real! I told you! 06/05/2012 on Long Cat is Long 0
#4 - That melon went with the speed of sound. 06/05/2012 on WuuuuBAM! 0
#25 - It's easy to make a realistic detailed drawing if it's just fo… 06/05/2012 on fanart +3
#4 - Imagine being his neighbour. 06/05/2012 on Super-Saiyan (See Description) +1
#4 - Playing the Tetris theme song is much funnier in my opinion. 06/05/2012 on When I die... 0
#4 - You don't realize the Spanish empire and the British empire we… 06/05/2012 on God Bless Murrica! 0
#4 - Not suspicious at all that the camera pans away at the time it… 06/05/2012 on start a fire with an orange +6
#5 - Speculations based on assumptions, oversimplified and incomple… 06/05/2012 on How will the wibble stop... -1
#5 - This would have been better with the overused memes. 06/05/2012 on Pick your poison 0
#4 - I don't think I'd mind, personally I think it's a pleasant smell.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2012 on good guy greg +1
User avatar #5 - EpicXInfected (06/05/2012) [-]
Really? Huh, i would've never thought.
#3 - Does this also work with a red ball? 06/05/2012 on Levitating ping pong ball +3
#3 - Normally it takes at least 9 hours before your meal leaves you… 06/05/2012 on Bad Day? +1
#4 - ­ 06/05/2012 on Crazy Bones -2
#5 - As a bodybuilder I approve of this message. Lazy bitches. 06/05/2012 on word -1
#4 - Eat healthier.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/05/2012 on word +6
User avatar #13 - idancethefoxtrot (06/06/2012) [-]
I do eat healthy. Try again.
#32 - auryn (06/06/2012) [-]
Apparently you don't eat healthy enough or still eat too much.

Nobody ever got fat from eating too little, if you eat less calories than you burn weight loss is inevitable.
User avatar #33 - idancethefoxtrot (06/07/2012) [-]
I've been looking this up. Apparently,if you don't take in enough calories, then your body goes into hibernation mode and starts using everything in the food you do eat; therefore, you end up gaining weight by not having eaten enough.
#34 - auryn (06/07/2012) [-]
It's impossible to gain weight when you eat less calories than you burn.

It's that simple.

Even when going into hibernation mode, it means fats and carbs are really easily stored as bodyfat because your body is trying to conserve everything you consume because it is tricked that food is scarce at the moment.
But as long as you eat less calories than you burn, you inevitably burn excess bodyfat.

The energy has to come from somewhere, and if it doesn't come from your food it must come from somewhere else.
And this is when the body starts to burn bodyfat for energy, and in the worst cases also muscle tissue, but as long as there is fat it will mostly only burn bodyfat.

Energy doesn't magically appear out of nowhere.

And it also matters a lot what you eat, it's almost impossible to gain bodyfat (If you don't exceed the recommended daily calories in total) on a diet high in protein, low in carbs (especially simple carbs like sugar) and low in saturated fats (Make sure to eat healthy fats, they will help in weight loss)

I'm currently finished with bulking for musclemass and leaning down, shredding the little layer of bodyfat I have accumilated in my bulk.
As a bodybuilder knowledge on food and it's effects on the body are essential.
There are a lot of different apsects that come into play but in the end it's very simple,
if day after day you consume less calories than you burn, weightloss is inevitable.
#3 - Picture 06/05/2012 on Korean toothpaste +5
#2 - RYAN?!!?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2012 on OC, Thought of this after... 0
User avatar #7 - triplewin (12/17/2013) [-]
who are you.
#3 - Sometimes the negroid-gene skips a generation. In mos… 06/04/2012 on Prank! 0
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 06/04/2012 on vinyl pinkified -3
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#61 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#60 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#59 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#58 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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