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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#2 - After he burned himself they cremated the remains but his hear… 05/03/2012 on Some men... 0
#1 - Here's a colorized version of the original black and white one…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2012 on Some men... 0
#2 - auryn (05/03/2012) [-]
After he burned himself they cremated the remains but his heart remained intact.

It's now a holy relic and a symbol of compassion.
#3 - "That's not tanning, that's deep fried." 05/03/2012 on classic jersey +35
#3 - Picture 05/03/2012 on When i'm Nigel. +1
#3 - Picture 05/03/2012 on Morbid, horribly morbid. 0
#3 - I loved the Trolldad bouncing all around 05/03/2012 on real life rage faces 2! +1
#2 - Even Google hates that **** 05/03/2012 on GOTTA LOVE GOOGLE 0
#10 - This looks like the average comic on Funnyjunk to me. … 05/03/2012 on Cancer -1
#5 - At least it's better than this pony fad 05/03/2012 on Seriously, WTF 0
#5 - Uploaded by: : redthumbshop Not ********** … 05/03/2012 on The Last Airbender 0
#19 - I read most of the stories on here, except for the ones in the…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2012 on Damn furbys +1
User avatar #20 - hypercombofinish (05/03/2012) [-]
I can fully respect that decision, only because of this website. Morbid on this site sucks dick.

www.creepypasta.com/psychosis/

That's not creepy, but really well written, you should have a go at it.
#22 - auryn (05/04/2012) [-]
Not bad for a creepypasta.
#17 - Does my unwillingness of reading stories bother you? …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/03/2012 on Damn furbys +1
User avatar #18 - zraven (05/03/2012) [-]
It's a forum-styled message board. An unwillingness to read seems to indicate either a complete lack of understanding of the given medium, or just a tendency to be a complete jackass.

In any case, that's all I'm saying on the issue. Go find your troll food somewhere else.
#19 - auryn (05/03/2012) [-]
I read most of the stories on here, except for the ones in the morbid-channel.

They tend to be very bad and not scary at all.
User avatar #20 - hypercombofinish (05/03/2012) [-]
I can fully respect that decision, only because of this website. Morbid on this site sucks dick.

www.creepypasta.com/psychosis/

That's not creepy, but really well written, you should have a go at it.
#22 - auryn (05/04/2012) [-]
Not bad for a creepypasta.
#16 - I already had that image in my folder, I forgot I had it. Coul… 05/03/2012 on Damn furbys +1
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#1 - Just like the pony posts. But at least the Avatar pos… 05/03/2012 on Overdoing it +2
#10 - It's not a matter of having time, it's a matter of willing to …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2012 on Damn furbys +1
#11 - antagonizer (05/03/2012) [-]
Then i believe you need this my good sir.
#16 - auryn (05/03/2012) [-]
I already had that image in my folder, I forgot I had it. Couldn't be more relevant. ^^
#3 - I'm a bodybuilder myself and in general I prefer fit girls (as… 05/03/2012 on Come at me bro! 0
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#1 - Picture 05/03/2012 on He is alive! +1
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#6 - I came on Funnyjunk to see funny pictures & videos. …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/03/2012 on Damn furbys +3
User avatar #14 - zraven (05/03/2012) [-]
just fucking die.
#17 - auryn (05/03/2012) [-]
Does my unwillingness of reading stories bother you?

It's not that I don't like reading, but those stories are hardly worth reading.
These supposed "scary" stories looks like they've been written by 6 year olds.
User avatar #18 - zraven (05/03/2012) [-]
It's a forum-styled message board. An unwillingness to read seems to indicate either a complete lack of understanding of the given medium, or just a tendency to be a complete jackass.

In any case, that's all I'm saying on the issue. Go find your troll food somewhere else.
#19 - auryn (05/03/2012) [-]
I read most of the stories on here, except for the ones in the morbid-channel.

They tend to be very bad and not scary at all.
User avatar #20 - hypercombofinish (05/03/2012) [-]
I can fully respect that decision, only because of this website. Morbid on this site sucks dick.

www.creepypasta.com/psychosis/

That's not creepy, but really well written, you should have a go at it.
#22 - auryn (05/04/2012) [-]
Not bad for a creepypasta.
#9 - anonymous (05/03/2012) [-]
Yet you have time to post a comment?
#10 - auryn (05/03/2012) [-]
It's not a matter of having time, it's a matter of willing to read a story. Or the lack of it, to be precisely.
#11 - antagonizer (05/03/2012) [-]
Then i believe you need this my good sir.
#16 - auryn (05/03/2012) [-]
I already had that image in my folder, I forgot I had it. Couldn't be more relevant. ^^
#1 - He did, but it's taken out of context. He only zoobit… 05/03/2012 on billy.....billly... 0

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#54 - auryn ONLINE (05/20/2014) [-]
**auryn looks at username**

I find that a bit dubious.
#37 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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