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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/30/2015
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#952
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
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latest user's comments

#149 - Not nature healthy? What the hell is that? Are you making up y…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Can you enhance that... 0
User avatar #150 - lanfearandthecup (09/04/2014) [-]
im speaking about athleticism to the extent that we take it, animals exercise to either play, get somewhere or or not die, we humans take it a step further, im not condoning being a fatass, please dont assume i am, and when i say nature healthy its just that, i could go into a long rant about many other subjects to try to explain it but i wont, just take it with a grain of salt, im personally done, i really dont feel like debating this right now, and ive tried to end this already
#151 - auryn (09/04/2014) [-]
Well it could've ended a lot quicker if you didn't spurt out suggestive nonsense like "no doubt shes healthy, simply not nature healthy" as if it'd be unhealthy in any way.
#29 - For the same reasons artists spend so much time sculpting a sc…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Absolutely halal +2
User avatar #117 - aherorising (09/05/2014) [-]
you can sell a sculpture, and an athletes' income depends on his performance.
#118 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
If think you'll find that for the biggest part it's about doing what you love to do.

Besides only a small percentage of athletes and artists are able to make a living on it, and even the ones who can, their driving force isn't likely to be solely money.

And I think you're forgetting that in bodybuilding there are competitions , sponsorships, and prize money too. But that's beside my point.
#2 - Your phone doesn't have a snooze option?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on 2 kinds of people 0
User avatar #4 - lean (09/04/2014) [-]
Fuck iphone and it's 9 minute snooze.
User avatar #3 - RosarioVampire (09/04/2014) [-]
when im really tired i accidently turn my alarm off instead of using snooze.
#1 - Is this what beta's consider 'smooth'? No wonder they… 09/04/2014 on You wish you were that smooth. -1
#11 - Actually they didn't mount the camera on the dog, they mounted…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on this dog can't wait to go... +366
#29 - sniffythebird (09/04/2014) [-]
Primary Weapon: GoPro
Attachment: Tactical Dog
#23 - A tremendous amount of time, energy, discipline, a suitable di…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Absolutely halal +2
User avatar #28 - aherorising (09/04/2014) [-]
yeah but for what purpose? Being healthy and having a good condition is one thing, but what would you hope to achieve by spending so much time and effort on getting that ripped?
#29 - auryn (09/04/2014) [-]
For the same reasons artists spend so much time sculpting a sculpture or athletes spend so much time trying to beat records.
User avatar #117 - aherorising (09/05/2014) [-]
you can sell a sculpture, and an athletes' income depends on his performance.
#118 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
If think you'll find that for the biggest part it's about doing what you love to do.

Besides only a small percentage of athletes and artists are able to make a living on it, and even the ones who can, their driving force isn't likely to be solely money.

And I think you're forgetting that in bodybuilding there are competitions , sponsorships, and prize money too. But that's beside my point.
#22 - No snackbar. All those unhealthy fats don't fit into … 09/04/2014 on Absolutely halal +1
#22 - This is not something to joke about. One of my friend…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on How to hang yourself +5
User avatar #34 - pizzaweed (09/04/2014) [-]
The end of that story really blew me away







I'm sorry for your loss
#11 - It's better with this. Click link and watch the GIF: … 09/04/2014 on he picked the wrong car to... +2
#10 - I'd pay money to get my ass kicked by Spongebob Squarepants, I… 09/04/2014 on he picked the wrong car to... 0
#14 - I'd hang it on the wall and lick it every once in a while, jus…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/04/2014 on (untitled) +126
#114 - innocentbabies (09/05/2014) [-]
I had to click back just to thumb your comment up, damn it.
#94 - StickyTissueLoLz (09/04/2014) [-]
For a second there I thought you were going to say something weird.
#95 - auryn (09/04/2014) [-]
No, I keep the weird stuff to myself.
#92 - hidanfangirl (09/04/2014) [-]
#74 - Churchandtex (09/04/2014) [-]
#49 - whiplasher (09/04/2014) [-]
It started so innocently...
User avatar #37 - emptysuperman (09/04/2014) [-]
Seems reasonable.
User avatar #32 - fkelly (09/04/2014) [-]
Guess it's one of those days.
User avatar #31 - herodan (09/04/2014) [-]
woaah steady i was not expecting that!
#28 - He seemed pretty chill for someone who was about to be executed. 09/04/2014 on Respect +3
#12 - Jesus spoiler he dies on the cross  [+] (5 new replies) 09/04/2014 on my favorite part +27
User avatar #49 - yaybacon (09/04/2014) [-]
More spoiler He comes back alive after three days.
#45 - spectralspider (09/04/2014) [-]
hey i haven't finished it yet damn
#16 - waker (09/04/2014) [-]
DAMN MAN I WAS READING THAT BOOK
User avatar #39 - sirowlington (09/04/2014) [-]
Pssst...

Darth Vader is Luke's father
User avatar #57 - OldSnake (09/04/2014) [-]
Hey, guess what?

It was his sled.
#28 - I've watched dergent commercials that I enjoyed more than the … 09/04/2014 on Big Hero 6 0
#5 - Although mostly referred to a tapping motion, one of the defin… 09/04/2014 on My cat 99% of the timeā€¦ +1
#147 - Meh. Nothing out of the ordinary. 09/04/2014 on Can you enhance that... 0
#146 - That is an incredibly big and superficial generalisation, leav…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Can you enhance that... 0
User avatar #148 - lanfearandthecup (09/04/2014) [-]
well of course height should be considered, but i was assuming the average height of 5'8, i only mentioned BMI for anyone else reading, and it appears i worded what i meant wrong, no doubt shes healthy, simply not nature healthy, i was also excluding any odd factors, such as being an athlete, as that is not a thing in nature, simply something humans created, sorry for causing any confusion, i tend to word things badly
#149 - auryn (09/04/2014) [-]
Not nature healthy? What the hell is that? Are you making up your own terms now, and are you implying relatively higher levels of physical activity are not natural?
Because I can tell you that, if anything, what's actually unnatural is to sit on our asses for most of the day or to ride cars e.g.

In the long human history there used to be considerably more physical strain than what's the norm these days.

And how does this so called 'nature healthy' differ from normal physical healh? Everything physical IS nature. An athlete doesn't go against nature, it utilizes nature.

It's not unhealthy in any way.

By the way there's nothing more natural than athleticism, just look at the animal kingdom for instance. Athleticism isn't a human invention.
It's not unnatural for human to be athletic, in fact the opposite, we're just out of touched because we isolated ourselves from nature.

User avatar #150 - lanfearandthecup (09/04/2014) [-]
im speaking about athleticism to the extent that we take it, animals exercise to either play, get somewhere or or not die, we humans take it a step further, im not condoning being a fatass, please dont assume i am, and when i say nature healthy its just that, i could go into a long rant about many other subjects to try to explain it but i wont, just take it with a grain of salt, im personally done, i really dont feel like debating this right now, and ive tried to end this already
#151 - auryn (09/04/2014) [-]
Well it could've ended a lot quicker if you didn't spurt out suggestive nonsense like "no doubt shes healthy, simply not nature healthy" as if it'd be unhealthy in any way.
#9 - I wasn't referring to that. I mean about the 'doesn't… 09/04/2014 on anna kendrick -6
#111 - Suddenly I sympathize a whole lot more for not letting homosex… 09/04/2014 on Denmark trains some "raw"... 0
#29 - Alternatively, the rolled GIF could also be a solution. 09/04/2014 on Money money money +2
#28 - **auryn rolled image ** Comment #15 said it all.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on Money money money +2
#29 - auryn (09/04/2014) [-]
Alternatively, the rolled GIF could also be a solution.
#69 - I think the damage to his sphincter is going to be much worse … 09/04/2014 on tyrannosaurus rekt +2
#47 - I always though his moustache was his mouth. Now that… 09/04/2014 on Ye olde trolling 0
#114 - And it only takes scrolling down a few comments to see your po… 09/04/2014 on yes. yes it is. +4
#132 - The only one who bitches more about feminism than the feminist… 09/04/2014 on Tumblr knows best 0

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#72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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#73 to #72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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