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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:12/04/2016
Location:The Netherlands
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#11 - Impressive, I'd imagine it's considerably harder benching with…  [+] (1 reply) 02/21/2016 on never skip leg day +25
#30 - anon (02/21/2016) [-]
Apparently not, at least it wasn't when I tore my quad and fucked my lower back because I slipped doing a 300kg deadlift (shoes were wet, walked with my powerlifts, yes I DL in raised heels, to the gym in the rain like a retard) and it caused my lower back to over stretch and my quad to tear.
Needless to say my bench was just as good tbh, still got 170, only difference was I tore my fucking righ pec in the process because I had to get a deeper stretch, on my 3rd rep. I think I give up powerlifting.
#15 - I guess you could use "literal" in a way that is not…  [+] (2 replies) 02/21/2016 on Literal grammar rage 0
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#21 - windscrotum (02/21/2016) [-]
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#38 - auryn (02/21/2016) [-]
The fact that those word exist doesn't take anything away from the absurdity.

They go against the entire purpose of language, and only make it unnecessarily illogical.
#10 - After a crazy trip gone wrong his buddies are set out to find …  [+] (5 replies) 02/21/2016 on explain a film plot badly +86
#84 - anon (02/21/2016) [-]
I thought Return of the Jedi
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#85 - auryn (02/21/2016) [-]
Suits perfectly too. +1
#65 - firesky (02/21/2016) [-]
But they weren't buddies?
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#70 - auryn (02/21/2016) [-]
When it's war, everyone on your team is your buddy.
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#61 - relvel (02/21/2016) [-]
Yay, I guessed it!
#9 - A young woman chats up with an old man at the end of his rope …  [+] (2 replies) 02/21/2016 on explain a film plot badly +80
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#77 - fjaggot (02/21/2016) [-]
damn that's a good one
#73 - lexoheight (02/21/2016) [-]
#67 - Cut him some slack, 95% of the men watch porn. The ot…  [+] (1 reply) 02/21/2016 on For the love of god, plz... +1
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#70 - wertologist (02/21/2016) [-]
No, the other %5 lie about not watching porn.