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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:5/30/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#462
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 44978 total,  54371 ,  9393
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 65.1% (651/1000)
Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12978
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8261
FJ Points:35534

latest user's comments

#9 - In relation to the weight and size, weapons are not that profi… 08/06/2014 on Even the 1% get strip searched 0
#8 - Picture 08/06/2014 on But first lemme take a... +2
#7 - Even cats are catching on.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2014 on But first lemme take a... +17
User avatar #18 - ieatbengay (08/06/2014) [-]
to catch a bird you must be the bird
User avatar #16 - TheHutchie (08/06/2014) [-]
This is why we declared war on the animal kingdom and reverse engineered their technologies.

We also got those little curved bits on the end of plane wings from the eagles, and electromagnetic firearms from a now-extinct species of goat.
#6 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/06/2014 on But first lemme take a... +11
#7 - auryn (08/06/2014) [-]
Even cats are catching on.
User avatar #18 - ieatbengay (08/06/2014) [-]
to catch a bird you must be the bird
User avatar #16 - TheHutchie (08/06/2014) [-]
This is why we declared war on the animal kingdom and reverse engineered their technologies.

We also got those little curved bits on the end of plane wings from the eagles, and electromagnetic firearms from a now-extinct species of goat.
#5 - It's common bird technology.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2014 on But first lemme take a... +18
User avatar #13 - nthmetal (08/06/2014) [-]
Not just birds.

You can also do it with your head, it's just not as impressive as moving your whole body.

Just look at one spot and move your head around.
#6 - auryn (08/06/2014) [-]
#7 - auryn (08/06/2014) [-]
Even cats are catching on.
User avatar #18 - ieatbengay (08/06/2014) [-]
to catch a bird you must be the bird
User avatar #16 - TheHutchie (08/06/2014) [-]
This is why we declared war on the animal kingdom and reverse engineered their technologies.

We also got those little curved bits on the end of plane wings from the eagles, and electromagnetic firearms from a now-extinct species of goat.
#48 - Nonsense. 08/05/2014 on dad 0
#6 - The animated sequel to Being John Malcovich looks promising. 08/05/2014 on (untitled) +6
#14 - Yes Although there's slightly more to it than just th… 08/05/2014 on   0
#44 - **auryn rolled comment #302079 ** : having to memorize so… 08/05/2014 on What did she see? 0
#12 - Here, If your curious how the blasters sound …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on   +2
User avatar #13 - trollchildxy (08/05/2014) [-]
Ooo! Did you know the original lightsaber sounds were recorded from a broken AC unit at their hotel room while filming?
#14 - auryn (08/05/2014) [-]
Yes

Although there's slightly more to it than just that.

After looking up the video on youtube I posted I also came across how they did the lightsabers, I just watched it 2 minutes before you commented.
#213 - Sorry, I meant 'line' 08/05/2014 on Make faces of fat a thing 0
#24 - Don't even pretend like you have the balls for this. 08/05/2014 on 2 Russian guys, 1 Hong Kong +1
#13 - Picture 08/05/2014 on Who Online daters fear... +10
#38 - You misspelled asian. 08/05/2014 on (untitled) +10
#30 - You're clearly misinformed. 08/05/2014 on Do some research mr.... +5
#110 - Well the ones that would recognize them by their asses probabl… 08/05/2014 on From now, 9gag is dead to me.. 0
#66 - I though the Cold War was over.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Sturm Slippers 0
User avatar #72 - turbodoosh (08/05/2014) [-]
It is now
#109 - ***** , you don't 'TL;DR' a single sentence. Es…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Make faces of fat a thing +33
User avatar #230 - kijajouteh (08/06/2014) [-]
It's ironic.
#238 - auryn (08/06/2014) [-]
It's retarded.
User avatar #239 - kijajouteh (08/06/2014) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #212 - smuph (08/05/2014) [-]
It was several small sentences...
I'll be quiet now
#213 - auryn (08/05/2014) [-]
Sorry, I meant 'line'
#43 - I tried googling a stronger version of this. But Blac… 08/05/2014 on XXX 0
#37 - TFW reading my sick and twisted thoughts.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/05/2014 on privilege +14
User avatar #97 - lodisboeg (08/05/2014) [-]
If you got source for that GIF you are god, I've been searching for like three years, literally.
#96 - lodisboeg has deleted their comment.
#49 - gigamuffin (08/05/2014) [-]
One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind those eyes... What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?
User avatar #38 - nefarian (08/05/2014) [-]
Momma told me I shouldn't cut myself on the edge
#16 - Actually that only started once the '90s were over. 08/05/2014 on Obnoxious +3
#42 - Physical control is only a means to achieve mental control. 08/05/2014 on Cool Pics of Shaolin Monks... 0
#55 - Not yet.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2014 on If pokemon was for Iphone 0
User avatar #164 - priestoftheoldones (08/05/2014) [-]
Stop scaring me.
User avatar #59 - chrisel (08/05/2014) [-]
Nintendo is really scared of putting their franchises on mobile platforms (with the exception of their own handheld consoles) or pc, I doubt it will happen within the next 20 years.
#193 - Actually it's vica versa. The vespa is popular and tr… 08/05/2014 on im a virgin 0
#42 - That just mean u aren't putting on enough plates. 08/05/2014 on OP gym +8

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#48 to #47 - konradkurze has deleted their comment [-]
#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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