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#5 - Good one.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/13/2014 on 8 out of 10 of dentist say... +5
User avatar #7 - onceman (04/13/2014) [-]
Hurr every wealthy professional is a corrupt scumbag
#14 - firesky (04/13/2014) [-]
I agree with you that not every doctor is a moneygrabbing faggot.
But believe me, the majority of them are.
I know some that don't do it for the money, but most of them do. Many work overtimes just because they get payed more for it then for regular hours.

Not to mention that ~90% have an ego that doesn't fit into a single room even if they are too stupid to insult.
#15 - allinallout (04/13/2014) [-]
yeah, but medical school is HARD as fuck and requires ALOT of work no matter how you graduate. Trust me, they deserve it after the 8 years of useless bullshit they have to learn that they can subsequently just google
#18 - firesky (04/13/2014) [-]
Well, the medical education takes different times in different countries. Where I live it's 6 years.

And just because they managed to finish their studies, doesn't mean they can/should be moneygrabbing faggots or that they are good at what they are doing,
just because they are good in memorising (or cheating in some rare cases).

A friend of mine recently got her medical licence as a dentist. She had one woman in some courses that snapped and was 1 year in a mental asylum reading the bible believing she is Jesus. Now she's finishing her study.
Or another that after an argument with her boyfriend drilled with so much pressure the tooth she was practicing on was burnt.

And for the moneygrabbing part: My father works in a hospital in the controlling for 22 years now and tells me about shit most doctor's (not all) do just because of money on a regular basis.
#23 - allinallout (04/13/2014) [-]
+1
#4 - Because the longer you live the more money they can make. 04/13/2014 on 8 out of 10 of dentist say... +1
#3 - Superman's wet dream. 3rd panel violent orgasm face. 04/13/2014 on Nightmares 0
#29 - That second guy might be more of a girl than his girlfriend.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on totally got away with it 0
User avatar #30 - joshlol (04/13/2014) [-]
LOL
#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on If you try hard and believe... +27
User avatar #29 - AllanLancebricole (04/13/2014) [-]
Thanks !
User avatar #20 - powerbook (04/13/2014) [-]
another standard women have to live up to
#31 - ******* furries... 04/13/2014 on tfw +1
#7 - Although a little overdone perhaps, it does suit Batman I think.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Batmen 0
User avatar #9 - ScottP (04/13/2014) [-]
Throughout the entire Dark Knight trilogy, I couldn't help but imagine Jim Carrey whenever Batman spoke...there's just something about it
#43 - Being a dick for no reason is one thing, but being a dick to s… 04/13/2014 on Money is money right? 0
#119 - This is what we get when people thumb with their dicks. 04/13/2014 on (untitled) +7
#108 - But the irony is that 'getting over yourself' is exactly what … 04/13/2014 on Someone had to say it 0
#43 - Atheism is the rejection of a belief in a deity. God,…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on Did he just outrun Logic? +1
#69 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
Let me remind you that everything supposed "god" can do to us we can do to maaaany creatures, starting from other animals, throu ants ending at bacteria and viruses. Are we gods?. No, we aren't. So supposed god for himself is also not god. Theoretically speaking of course, because god doesn't exist.
#1 - 420 blaze it fagget 04/12/2014 on 420 Howl it 0
#10 - Sweet mother of psychedelic rock, this was a pleasant surprise!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on See description +1
#11 - doktorwhat (04/12/2014) [-]
our new, full-length album should be out in a few months. I'll be sure to post here when it is ;)
User avatar #29 - turtletroll (04/13/2014) [-]
Be sure to tell me when it comes out
#8 - Haha, brilliant. 04/12/2014 on Goddamn it Dad 0
#137 - There's no direct correlation between supplying information an… 04/12/2014 on Thumbs for Karma 0
#1 - TL;DW So, is it edited or not?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on The story behind the wallpaper 0
User avatar #2 - mauerman (04/12/2014) [-]
No.
#3 - Come to think of it let's have a "silly / weird / stupid …  [+] (29 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Goddamn it Dad +61
#122 - qeszc (04/13/2014) [-]
I use to think that when my dad caught the train for work, he would just sit on the train going round in circles while he did work on his laptop
#118 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
I used to think if you broke a television screen, you could step into the show and live there
User avatar #79 - fcukyourcouch (04/13/2014) [-]
1. I used to think the emergency brake was a self-destruct lever. One day when I was really young, I asked my grandma what it was for. She told me the button was for if you were ever in a high speed chase. You'd just have to push it and your car would blow up. My grandma was also an alcoholic.

2. I used to think that you got pregnant by sleeping in the same bed with a person of the opposite sex. My babysitter used to gossip in front of me and I overheard her say something about someone "sleeping' with someone else, and of course I thought she literally meant sleeping. So one night, my brother and I were watching an episode of That 70's Show (back when it first started in '98; I was 7) and we fell asleep so he ended up sleeping in my bed that night. I woke up and saw him and I freaked the fuck out because I thought I was gonna be pregnant.

3. I used to think trees walked and talked. Pocahontas was my favorite movie so I just figures all trees were like Grandmother Willow.

Fuck, I was retarded.
User avatar #76 - Bion (04/13/2014) [-]
For some reason, as sarcastic of a person I am today, as a kid I took everything seriously. Particularly, phrases that people said in place of other things.

Was in the car with my mom, and I was being a grumpy brat for some reason, and she had to go inside some place and said "I'll only be a second." To which I replied, "You better be!" Thinking she'd literally be gone for just a second.

Alternatively, first day of school, in 1st grade, I got written up by the teacher because she said "Will you please go get a book." And I smiled and said "You said please so that means I don't have to."

I was kinda snobby sometimes. But I never actually meant to be. I just strictly thought that that was the way things were.
#50 - theherowithin (04/13/2014) [-]
no matter how bad i had to shit when i was little, i had to flush the toilet before hand and inspect the inside of the bowl to make sure there were no snakes that could swim up and bite my ass.
#48 - thempc (04/13/2014) [-]
i thought the hazard light button actually activated the "turbo boost" because my dad would speed up whenever he pushed it
User avatar #47 - thempc (04/13/2014) [-]
when i was a kid i went to bible school and one week for some reason we had this amazon rainforest theme, and i somehow got the impression that at the end of the week we were actually going to the amazon rainforest. biggest fucking letdown of my life
User avatar #44 - nyawgga (04/13/2014) [-]
I thought you could play two games on Playstation at once by putting two CDs in at the same time.

Tried it. Only worked the bottom CD, lol.
#40 - paarskwadraat (04/13/2014) [-]
for some reason i used to think that the disciples of Jesus looked like Humpty Dumpty only wearing purple and yellow clothes.

Somehow it took me years to realize that they were just people
User avatar #32 - ihatecarltonbanks (04/13/2014) [-]
I would be pissed at my father if he did something I didn't like and would yell at him and say "the only reason you have anything to do with me is because you married my mom!!!"
User avatar #33 - ihatecarltonbanks (04/13/2014) [-]
P.S. yes he was my biological father i just did not understand the concept that it takes two to make one.
User avatar #30 - flyingfeces (04/13/2014) [-]
I used to think my dad was an ex pirate because what else would a ship be doing on the oceans. To be fair he worked on a ship as a mechanic, sailed all across the globe to half of the world basically, had always good stories to tell about his journeys, and once showed me a box with all kinds of foreign coins he had kept. To me it was clear as water that he was a pirate
#27 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
.........i still believe that
User avatar #26 - vatra (04/12/2014) [-]
I used to think this too! I actually "logically" argued it out with several other kids and won. I had a group of like ten kids convinced they could survive things like that.
User avatar #24 - ogvind (04/12/2014) [-]
I used to pray to God for him to make me into one of the ninja turtles
User avatar #21 - fuzzysixx (04/12/2014) [-]
I used to think the market was like an Arab market with black tents that sold nukes and the works.
User avatar #29 - mylazy (04/13/2014) [-]
the market or the black market?
User avatar #77 - fuzzysixx (04/13/2014) [-]
The black market*
User avatar #9 - kimjongnam (04/12/2014) [-]
I thought women just became pregnant and was so happy that I was not born a girl. I knew what sex was in second grade, but despite that I never connected the dots and didn't understand the true nature of how babies came to be until fourth grade.
#7 - autoxx (04/12/2014) [-]
I convinced my girlfriend's daughter (she's 12) that to keep hair extensions in place they need to be drilled into your scalp like a drywall anchor.
#17 - buttkickerboy (04/12/2014) [-]
#6 - quazyjash (04/12/2014) [-]
My parents convinced me when I was really young that if you looked up into trees during the day, a vampire would come and get you at night.... (?)
User avatar #4 - bicwatch (04/12/2014) [-]
I once thought that there was an unlimited supply of hair pooled inside my head and it was slowly pushing itself out. also that people who were bald had a smaller supply of hair.
#62 - doyouevenniggerbro (04/13/2014) [-]
I used to think basket balls would always just bounce back up to your hand if you dropped them.

It confused the shit out when I couldn't dribble
User avatar #58 - danniegurl (04/13/2014) [-]
I thought the bones that stick out in your ankles were rocks.
#51 - allinallout (04/13/2014) [-]
that's actually not unaccurate since hair is just dead cells from inside you being pushed out through your head
#35 - Aerosmither (04/13/2014) [-]
Now I'm imagining just a giant ingrown hair growing where my brain should be...
User avatar #13 - artimax (04/12/2014) [-]
When I was a kid I always thought every man had 3 balls because I have 2 brothers and I thought that every time you get a kid one of your balls went away...
#8 - auryn (04/12/2014) [-]
Haha, brilliant.

#2 - Reminds me of that story of this guy who used to think for a l…  [+] (31 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Goddamn it Dad +87
User avatar #39 - syndromes (04/13/2014) [-]
I used to think that trees or plants would grow in my stomach if I swallowed any kind of seeds from fruits.
#3 - auryn (04/12/2014) [-]
Come to think of it let's have a "silly / weird / stupid things you thought as a kid". (Inb4 "I thought God was real")

I'll start: I used to think you could surive an elevator or a plane falling down if you'd jump up/off right before impact.
#122 - qeszc (04/13/2014) [-]
I use to think that when my dad caught the train for work, he would just sit on the train going round in circles while he did work on his laptop
#118 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
I used to think if you broke a television screen, you could step into the show and live there
User avatar #79 - fcukyourcouch (04/13/2014) [-]
1. I used to think the emergency brake was a self-destruct lever. One day when I was really young, I asked my grandma what it was for. She told me the button was for if you were ever in a high speed chase. You'd just have to push it and your car would blow up. My grandma was also an alcoholic.

2. I used to think that you got pregnant by sleeping in the same bed with a person of the opposite sex. My babysitter used to gossip in front of me and I overheard her say something about someone "sleeping' with someone else, and of course I thought she literally meant sleeping. So one night, my brother and I were watching an episode of That 70's Show (back when it first started in '98; I was 7) and we fell asleep so he ended up sleeping in my bed that night. I woke up and saw him and I freaked the fuck out because I thought I was gonna be pregnant.

3. I used to think trees walked and talked. Pocahontas was my favorite movie so I just figures all trees were like Grandmother Willow.

Fuck, I was retarded.
User avatar #76 - Bion (04/13/2014) [-]
For some reason, as sarcastic of a person I am today, as a kid I took everything seriously. Particularly, phrases that people said in place of other things.

Was in the car with my mom, and I was being a grumpy brat for some reason, and she had to go inside some place and said "I'll only be a second." To which I replied, "You better be!" Thinking she'd literally be gone for just a second.

Alternatively, first day of school, in 1st grade, I got written up by the teacher because she said "Will you please go get a book." And I smiled and said "You said please so that means I don't have to."

I was kinda snobby sometimes. But I never actually meant to be. I just strictly thought that that was the way things were.
#50 - theherowithin (04/13/2014) [-]
no matter how bad i had to shit when i was little, i had to flush the toilet before hand and inspect the inside of the bowl to make sure there were no snakes that could swim up and bite my ass.
#48 - thempc (04/13/2014) [-]
i thought the hazard light button actually activated the "turbo boost" because my dad would speed up whenever he pushed it
User avatar #47 - thempc (04/13/2014) [-]
when i was a kid i went to bible school and one week for some reason we had this amazon rainforest theme, and i somehow got the impression that at the end of the week we were actually going to the amazon rainforest. biggest fucking letdown of my life
User avatar #44 - nyawgga (04/13/2014) [-]
I thought you could play two games on Playstation at once by putting two CDs in at the same time.

Tried it. Only worked the bottom CD, lol.
#40 - paarskwadraat (04/13/2014) [-]
for some reason i used to think that the disciples of Jesus looked like Humpty Dumpty only wearing purple and yellow clothes.

Somehow it took me years to realize that they were just people
User avatar #32 - ihatecarltonbanks (04/13/2014) [-]
I would be pissed at my father if he did something I didn't like and would yell at him and say "the only reason you have anything to do with me is because you married my mom!!!"
User avatar #33 - ihatecarltonbanks (04/13/2014) [-]
P.S. yes he was my biological father i just did not understand the concept that it takes two to make one.
User avatar #30 - flyingfeces (04/13/2014) [-]
I used to think my dad was an ex pirate because what else would a ship be doing on the oceans. To be fair he worked on a ship as a mechanic, sailed all across the globe to half of the world basically, had always good stories to tell about his journeys, and once showed me a box with all kinds of foreign coins he had kept. To me it was clear as water that he was a pirate
#27 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
.........i still believe that
User avatar #26 - vatra (04/12/2014) [-]
I used to think this too! I actually "logically" argued it out with several other kids and won. I had a group of like ten kids convinced they could survive things like that.
User avatar #24 - ogvind (04/12/2014) [-]
I used to pray to God for him to make me into one of the ninja turtles
User avatar #21 - fuzzysixx (04/12/2014) [-]
I used to think the market was like an Arab market with black tents that sold nukes and the works.
User avatar #29 - mylazy (04/13/2014) [-]
the market or the black market?
User avatar #77 - fuzzysixx (04/13/2014) [-]
The black market*
User avatar #9 - kimjongnam (04/12/2014) [-]
I thought women just became pregnant and was so happy that I was not born a girl. I knew what sex was in second grade, but despite that I never connected the dots and didn't understand the true nature of how babies came to be until fourth grade.
#7 - autoxx (04/12/2014) [-]
I convinced my girlfriend's daughter (she's 12) that to keep hair extensions in place they need to be drilled into your scalp like a drywall anchor.
#17 - buttkickerboy (04/12/2014) [-]
#6 - quazyjash (04/12/2014) [-]
My parents convinced me when I was really young that if you looked up into trees during the day, a vampire would come and get you at night.... (?)
User avatar #4 - bicwatch (04/12/2014) [-]
I once thought that there was an unlimited supply of hair pooled inside my head and it was slowly pushing itself out. also that people who were bald had a smaller supply of hair.
#62 - doyouevenniggerbro (04/13/2014) [-]
I used to think basket balls would always just bounce back up to your hand if you dropped them.

It confused the shit out when I couldn't dribble
User avatar #58 - danniegurl (04/13/2014) [-]
I thought the bones that stick out in your ankles were rocks.
#51 - allinallout (04/13/2014) [-]
that's actually not unaccurate since hair is just dead cells from inside you being pushed out through your head
#35 - Aerosmither (04/13/2014) [-]
Now I'm imagining just a giant ingrown hair growing where my brain should be...
User avatar #13 - artimax (04/12/2014) [-]
When I was a kid I always thought every man had 3 balls because I have 2 brothers and I thought that every time you get a kid one of your balls went away...
#8 - auryn (04/12/2014) [-]
Haha, brilliant.

#11 - Could lead to some interesting results though. 04/12/2014 on New printers +3
#6 - It's his answer to casual friday. 04/12/2014 on Link +20
#42 - thatsmyfetish.jpg 04/12/2014 on The Great Equalizer +3
#6 - That doesn't make sense, why wouldn't or couldn't he believe i…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/12/2014 on Did he just outrun Logic? +29
User avatar #37 - Bion (04/12/2014) [-]
For the believing in himself...

You're supposed to believe in a "higher being", which in this case, he would BE the higher being. There would be no higher being for him to worship. He isn't a higher being, to himself.
#43 - auryn (04/12/2014) [-]
Atheism is the rejection of a belief in a deity.

God, being a deity and having the experience of being a deity, refuting the existence of deities would be the height of absurdity.
#69 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
Let me remind you that everything supposed "god" can do to us we can do to maaaany creatures, starting from other animals, throu ants ending at bacteria and viruses. Are we gods?. No, we aren't. So supposed god for himself is also not god. Theoretically speaking of course, because god doesn't exist.
User avatar #42 - trollins (04/12/2014) [-]
Atheism is in part not believing in a God. He would acknowledge he exists and therefore is not an atheist. There is no rule that says the a religions idol must be 'supreme' over its subjects.
#68 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
so my penis is god?. weird.
#72 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
Nobody knows for sure. Atheists are just pessimists. No need to feel superior
#10 - It's all about consistency. Now the entrance matches … 04/12/2014 on Gonna Be a Shitty Day at Work 0
#107 - That picture. 04/12/2014 on Brain Bubbles 0
#15 - Meh. 04/12/2014 on Cheap humor. 0
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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