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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#735
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 43255 total,  52516 ,  9261
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 44% (440/1000)
Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 335 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12965
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8066
FJ Points:34323

latest user's comments

#53 - Who is it?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2014 on Even the homeless have... 0
User avatar #75 - stormietheraver (07/28/2014) [-]
thats Lana, the manager for Rusev, a wrestler in the WWE. shes a snide ass russian cunt
#6 - You expected a game like that to be bigger than 700 MB? 07/27/2014 on GOTY 0
#7 - I think all persons who think other people are idiots are idio… 07/27/2014 on slap dat bitch 0
#13 - I think Sarah Silverman is pretty cute and better looking than…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/27/2014 on celebrities and pornstars... +2
#163 - Ken M (07/28/2014) [-]
No.
#165 - auryn (07/28/2014) [-]
Okay, I might want to reconsider that statement after seeing the shower nudes.

But she still has a cute face.

Either way, I don't find 3/4 of the celebs in this post that attractive.
User avatar #318 - desdemona (07/28/2014) [-]
She gained weight for the shower scene because the director wanted "real bodies and real women."
User avatar #257 - buttinspecter (07/28/2014) [-]
It's okay. She's 43 and realistically average. Not a lot of people are like that even by 43.
User avatar #311 - herecomesjohnny (07/28/2014) [-]
she's 43? that's really good for her age
#26 - Ken M (07/27/2014) [-]
Go check the nudes from that shower scene she did, she's built like a fucking fridge.
#7 - Picture 07/27/2014 on mouse knows shit is about... +1
#6 - Being old is not a race. 07/27/2014 on Dat Camera 0
#2 - Yes. 07/27/2014 on I don't see how this is any... +1
#20 - Math problems don't exist.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Math explained 0
User avatar #51 - paradoxrocks (07/27/2014) [-]
no you're thinking of math solutions
User avatar #75 - thempc (07/27/2014) [-]
no he's thinking of mirrors
#3 - American Pie's spin-off. 07/27/2014 on Oh My +4
#6 - That's the spirit! 07/27/2014 on Funny Sign +7
#7 - admin's minions are asleep. Post kittens. 07/27/2014 on its still caturday so get... +16
#4 - Gee, you must be fun at gang rapes.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Funny Sign +249
User avatar #16 - amata (07/27/2014) [-]
I hope this gets rolled some day.
User avatar #5 - armwulf (07/27/2014) [-]
Hey 6 of the 8 still enjoy it
#6 - auryn (07/27/2014) [-]
That's the spirit!
#9 - Not unless it flies and takes me to the Childlike Empress.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2014 on The Giant Leonbergers +17
#13 - angelusprimus (07/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #50 - thetoasterofdeath (07/27/2014) [-]
they named that movie after my penis
#6 - Anime. Not even once.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Even the homeless have... +13
#7 - kingdaniel (07/27/2014) [-]
My cousins friend injected 2 whole Anime's and now hes death.
#5 - Clearly he's green. And as we all know frogmen are ex… 07/27/2014 on 5 story jump +8
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on more snapchat edits +133
User avatar #24 - crampers (07/27/2014) [-]
He's jokexplain that is his joke
#2 - Picture 07/27/2014 on Booth +1
#17 - "...and wind resistance is a thing that exists" …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/27/2014 on Math explained 0
User avatar #19 - friedgreenpomatoes (07/27/2014) [-]
It usually doesn't in math problems unless it is pointed out in the question that it does.
#20 - auryn (07/27/2014) [-]
Math problems don't exist.
User avatar #51 - paradoxrocks (07/27/2014) [-]
no you're thinking of math solutions
User avatar #75 - thempc (07/27/2014) [-]
no he's thinking of mirrors
#113 - Not everybody grows up as sheltered as you. 07/27/2014 on drugs gone good +2
#74 - It's a guy. 07/27/2014 on normal day at the market... 0
#152 - That's funny indeed. What's next you're going to tell… 07/27/2014 on doesnt matter, had sex. +2
#140 - I'm not condoning the T-Shirts in the post. But there…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on what your shirt says about you +2
User avatar #141 - duedum (07/27/2014) [-]
yeah that's what I meant

I meant no text. Sorry man, still a bit tired.
#137 - Why? To match your personality?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2014 on what your shirt says about you +1
User avatar #138 - duedum (07/27/2014) [-]
"huehue i have no personality so i have to use le fuhny joke text on my shirt to show that I have a sense of humor/knowledge because i'm such a sperglord that i can't talk"

#140 - auryn (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm not condoning the T-Shirts in the post.

But there are infinite possibilities of T-shirts, countless combinations of a wide variety of patterns, shapes, texts, pictures, and color.
And If you think that out of all those T-shirts only the blank ones look good or can look good, you must have an incredibly dull sense for aesthetics and an imagination close to zero.
User avatar #141 - duedum (07/27/2014) [-]
yeah that's what I meant

I meant no text. Sorry man, still a bit tired.
#76 - This adds a whole new dimension to fisting. 07/27/2014 on Future is scary 0
#132 - Yeah, if you write like you do.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/27/2014 on what your shirt says about you +1
User avatar #134 - duedum (07/27/2014) [-]
oh shit, give me a break man i just woke up when I wrote that.

but for real tho. Go blank or go home
#137 - auryn (07/27/2014) [-]
Why? To match your personality?
User avatar #138 - duedum (07/27/2014) [-]
"huehue i have no personality so i have to use le fuhny joke text on my shirt to show that I have a sense of humor/knowledge because i'm such a sperglord that i can't talk"

#140 - auryn (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm not condoning the T-Shirts in the post.

But there are infinite possibilities of T-shirts, countless combinations of a wide variety of patterns, shapes, texts, pictures, and color.
And If you think that out of all those T-shirts only the blank ones look good or can look good, you must have an incredibly dull sense for aesthetics and an imagination close to zero.
User avatar #141 - duedum (07/27/2014) [-]
yeah that's what I meant

I meant no text. Sorry man, still a bit tired.

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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