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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:5/26/2016
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#273
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 59675 total,  70027 ,  10352
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 46.4% (464/1000)
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Content Views:13051
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:10092
FJ Points:46347

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#12 - your comment is...ambiguous?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/30/2014 on He's got a point... +1
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#13 - gittons (12/30/2014) [-]
based on what i saw when i made that comment people who was saying that the existence
of man and every thing they done so far was not to get laid was getting reds which the joke
about women never doing anything good got greens.
not wanting to cause a shitstorm i left my comment like that.
#14 - auryn (12/30/2014) [-]
your comment is...interesting?
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#15 - gittons (12/30/2014) [-]
this comment thread is interesting.
#16 - auryn (12/30/2014) [-]
'Interesting' is a wonderful way to put it.

Although I don't quite think I would've had the same choice of words.
#19 - This is just wrong. Just like adjusting the volume le…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Nail Polish +17
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#29 - vampyrate (12/31/2014) [-]
I am so glad I am not the only one that does this. I thought I was just really weird.
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#24 - fuzzyballs (12/31/2014) [-]
.... mine is at 12
out of 40

because that's the perfect volume for me
and anyone who changes it gets dickslapped
by my neigbour
#47 - What do you mean finally a valid use? Don't tell me t… 12/30/2014 on Thanks Obama 0
#132 - That's because you're playing beta version. 12/30/2014 on Pepsi? 0
#15 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 12/30/2014 on CBS News During a Commerial +33
#23 - redpancake (12/31/2014) [-]
You cheeky bastard
#22 - sayyeh (12/30/2014) [-]
#20 - BraindeadBuddha (12/30/2014) [-]
So there's the sauce... Wait, what?
#19 - comicexplain (12/30/2014) [-]
I -am- the tiebreaker.
#17 - itsmedumbass (12/30/2014) [-]
#16 - metired (12/30/2014) [-]
what the hell is that?
#14 - Personally I prefer it when they're crying. 12/30/2014 on CBS News During a Commerial +1
#26 - I was just about to ask that.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on Best One Liners 0
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#27 - lyiat (12/30/2014) [-]
I don't even mean different routines, I mean one specific one. I forget which DVD. He fires all these off within three minutes.
#29 - Ah yes, the dreaded snatch patch. 12/30/2014 on Clitoris +4
#11 - suck my orange juice 12/30/2014 on Miners +15
#9 - I don't know I once broke a G-string trying to finger…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Miners +18
#27 - anon (12/30/2014) [-]
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#10 - hashtronaut (12/30/2014) [-]
This was funny

then you ruined it with the spoilers
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#20 - psychosamurai (12/30/2014) [-]
No, you fool...

Let the fetish flow through you...
#21 - hashtronaut (12/30/2014) [-]
#23 - psychosamurai (12/30/2014) [-]
Do it faggot.
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#13 - sumerfag (12/30/2014) [-]
His post was funny and then the spoilers made it funnier
#11 - auryn (12/30/2014) [-]
suck my orange juice
#14 - Dats ****** up man the last thing anybody need is to be put in… 12/30/2014 on College guys +2
#115 - Real life has the best ragdoll physics.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2014 on Pepsi? +1
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#130 - reapersgrave (12/30/2014) [-]
But the story line and lore is terrible
#132 - auryn (12/30/2014) [-]
That's because you're playing beta version.
#58 - Or some are born with 4 legs. Initially my parents an…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/30/2014 on This kid... +9
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#90 - realreality (12/30/2014) [-]
WOW! I didn't know Faggots were born with already a huge dicks in their mouths. TheMoreyouKnow.png
#92 - auryn (12/30/2014) [-]
That joke could've worked if I didn't explicitly state my penis or if it actually made any sense to start with.
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#93 - realreality (12/30/2014) [-]
Awww look at you, calling the first dick you sucked 'your penis'. Much like a toddler takes his first blanket and calls it 'His Blanky". See totally works now stop acting like a faggot and suck "Your Dick" Faggot.
#100 - auryn (12/31/2014) [-]
Now I don't wish to insinuate anything, but you seem remarkably fixated on sucking dicks.
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#102 - realreality (12/31/2014) [-]
I just think all faggots should accept the reality that they are made for sucking dick and sucking dick is what they should do. And so it is written and so you should suck dick.
#103 - auryn (12/31/2014) [-]
Well, in that case..
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#105 - realreality (12/31/2014) [-]
Nah. I have a headache.
#104 - realreality has deleted their comment.
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#101 - realreality (12/31/2014) [-]
Yes because I'm a huge faggot. What's your point ?
#69 - onemoreminute (12/30/2014) [-]
somebody favorited this
#21 - Picture 12/30/2014 on Geico +3
#65 - Picture 12/30/2014 on So I Was Watching Spongebob... +9
#65 - 2% milk? That's just ridiculous. Everybody knows all … 12/30/2014 on Niggas on twitter +6
#621 - That comment was a delight from beginning to end. I d…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2014 on murica 0
#630 - damping (12/31/2014) [-]
"I don't know where to start" == I am dumbfounded by facts
#637 - auryn (12/31/2014) [-]
Yes, dumbfounded by facts.
#216 - Thanks for not being a bitch. This is a very touching post, al… 12/30/2014 on The feels on the bus go... 0
#110 - I hope he or she okay. That could be dangerous. 12/30/2014 on Choo choo motherfucker! +2
#44 - 7 were pregnant, and the rest was ugly. 12/30/2014 on Where was this trip? 0
#87 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** R…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2014 on *roll tits* 0
#113 - crimsonhunter (12/30/2014) [-]
i rolled that too before
save it
it comes in handy
#118 - >just hold my hand  [+] (7 new replies) 12/30/2014 on The feels on the bus go... -6
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#212 - dorfdorfdorf (12/30/2014) [-]
it has nothing to with sex. holding someone's hand as they slip from these earthly bonds into the great unknown is not only the greatest comfort you can provide, but entirely not sexual
#168 - stillhearingvoices (12/30/2014) [-]
I'm not going to be a bitch and call you an asshole for posting that pic. It went from feels town to that shit's hilarious. Good job on lightening the mood.
#216 - auryn (12/30/2014) [-]
Thanks for not being a bitch. This is a very touching post, also for me.

I just like to juxtapose inappropiate comments with a completely different emotional load, for me the stark contrast comes off as being ridiculous.

Call it my sense of humour, or call it bad taste, but it wasn't sincere.
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#148 - magicka (12/30/2014) [-]
No need to act like a cunt.
#131 - samalicious (12/30/2014) [-]
Please don't joke about this like you, in those split seconds between life and death, would rather be alone than have somebody there holding your hand.
#181 - lizardsickcereal (12/30/2014) [-]
#220 - samalicious (12/30/2014) [-]
No.
#61 - Well yeah, I agree. I guess death would be a pretty b… 12/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#59 - A **** ton of people live on a crappy diet. Hell, some people …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
#60 - plasticcup (12/30/2014) [-]
I believe he was using 'disabled' as an exaggeration metaphor even.
#61 - auryn (12/30/2014) [-]
Well yeah, I agree.

I guess death would be a pretty big disability.
#324 - Take one look at that list. You know it isn't accurat…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/30/2014 on murica +6
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#592 - damping (12/30/2014) [-]
Also most crimes in the US are related to weed. Something that is legal in the Netherlands. Your guys crime rate is out of control. But keep on believing you are safe. I'm sure you guys would have won your independence from Spain with these gun laws.

But whatever, I have learned you sheltered Europeans are completely ignorant of the actual world. The government running all of your Universities tends to have that effect. I can only laugh ans your rights slowly get taken away.
#621 - auryn (12/30/2014) [-]
That comment was a delight from beginning to end.

I don't even know where to start.
#630 - damping (12/31/2014) [-]
"I don't know where to start" == I am dumbfounded by facts
#637 - auryn (12/31/2014) [-]
Yes, dumbfounded by facts.
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#591 - damping (12/30/2014) [-]
Between first world nations it is a very good comparison. The fact is the Netherlands has far more muggings and burglary than the US.
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#62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
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#65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
#63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
#46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
#29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the **********.
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
#39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
#41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
#53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
#14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
#55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
#57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
#12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

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#3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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