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#3 - 2 letters  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2015 on Clever is written with 6... 0
#6 - xxitzchubbsxx (09/16/2015) [-]
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#4 - sandinmyeyes (09/16/2015) [-]
y...yes? what?
#5 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
#1 - When I was in India we used to play the game spot the biki wit…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/15/2015 on On our way to the club like +1
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#3 - makhan (09/16/2015) [-]
Last time I was in Pakistan I saw 6. One was a toddler but it still counts I think.
#4 - Well at least you got into touch with your inner self. 09/15/2015 on That moment 0
#8 - First thing that came to mind. 09/15/2015 on oh the feels 0
#63 - The Vagina 09/15/2015 on Comment Time 0
#4 - I don't know if I'm ready for that, man. I'm still recovering … 09/15/2015 on perfect content doesn exi... +1
#2 - Picture 09/15/2015 on 2slow4u +9
#4 - I'll go with the D. No D in there you say? Well no, not yet.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2015 on Love +18
#9 - inediblefetus (09/16/2015) [-]
* i'll bring the D
#8 - graphomaniac (09/16/2015) [-]
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#7 - Ruspanic (09/16/2015) [-]
You would like to take the D, wouldn't you?
#1 - It's not rape if she didn't say no.  [+] (20 new replies) 09/15/2015 on Do the Bill Cosby +1
#16 - greekrascal (09/16/2015) [-]
Silly auryn, you're the rapist no matter what www.campusreform.org/?ID=6588 (Warning, it'l make you rage)
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#19 - notanotheraccount (09/16/2015) [-]
So some chick gave him head while he was blacked out, and hes the rapist?? Jesus fucking christ.
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#20 - greekrascal (09/16/2015) [-]
Yup, aren't women great?
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#21 - notanotheraccount (09/16/2015) [-]
I mean, some of us are legitimately great. I don't consider people like that to be women, nonetheless human.
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#22 - greekrascal (09/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, I have some pretty awesome female friends, and I try not to be sexist. But with how often stories like this are cropping up lately, it's really hard sometimes.
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#23 - notanotheraccount (09/16/2015) [-]
Imagine being a female while all of this shit is happening. Everyone assumes that I'm like these shitheads, it's ridiculous.
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#24 - greekrascal (09/17/2015) [-]
Not going to lie, that REALLY sucks. You seem pretty cool though.
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#14 - Ruspanic (09/16/2015) [-]
try that argument in court
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#3 - notanotheraccount (09/16/2015) [-]
It is rape if he "put molly all in her champagne, she aint even know" though, and when she's unaware that she's getting fucked. It's called inability to consent.
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#17 - unoriginalaccount (09/16/2015) [-]
In First Aid we learned that if there was an unconscious person than in case of an emergency consent is implied or assumed the emergency being my cock I'm kidding, please take it easy Don't be as rough as I was with that girl I'll stop now Like I should've with that girl this time for real
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#18 - notanotheraccount (09/16/2015) [-]
Our names are similar so it's fine.
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#5 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
It's okay, usually I'm so drugged up myself too that I barely remember what or who I'm doing. I'm not in the position to consent either, I guess that evens it out.

Also MDMA, or molly as you like to call it, is a stimulant. It's better to use benzos like Flunitrazepam (a.k.a. Rohypnol), or GHB, or my personal favorite Chloroform.
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#6 - notanotheraccount (09/16/2015) [-]
Except you consented to using the drug, the girl in the song didn't even know she was about to take anything. MDMA, or molly as Rick Ross likes to call it, might be a stimulant, but it can have effects that prevent memories from forming, can increase people's libido, and can be deadly when mixed with alcohol. It's very similar to Ecstasy.
#7 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]

Ecstacy is very not similar to MDMA, it IS MDMA.
It's just the streetname for it, and generally refers to MDMA in pill form.

Also I don't consent with using the drug, I sneak it into my drink when I'm not looking.

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#8 - notanotheraccount (09/16/2015) [-]
But it's you doing it. Unless you're unaware that it's happening, or you try to stop it verbally or physically , you're consenting. And shit I completely forgot, it fucks with me that it's called two different things.
#9 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
Yes, but I'm not aware of doing it. I'm really inconspicuous. I always get taken advantage of by myself when I let my guard down for a moment.
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#10 - notanotheraccount (09/16/2015) [-]
You're either ridiculously stupid, or a troll. If you're the latter, i have to commend you on how well you stuck to it.
#11 - auryn (09/16/2015) [-]
Or, am I ridiculously smart? So smart in fact that I manage to outsmart and deceive myself to such an extent that I'm not even aware of it.

I don't know man.. these are the questions that keep me up at night. Well, that and the coke probably.
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#12 - notanotheraccount (09/16/2015) [-]
It's probably the coke man.
#9 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** T… 09/15/2015 on D 0