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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:1/24/2015
Location:The Netherlands
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#11 - I expected a bit more thought and malice into it. Lik…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Orbit gum +5
#26 - anonymous (01/04/2015) [-]
That's not funny, that's basically poisoning people
#46 - auryn (01/04/2015) [-]
Who let the soccer mom on FJ..
#15 - Are you high? 01/03/2015 on Shaggy & Scooby +2
#24 - Lol XDDD this is le epic random lulz, the pingu1n of doomz is …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Reasons Why I Love Renge -2
#25 - brasssquire (01/03/2015) [-]
#26 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
<33333
#18 - That's not a joke.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Life in Canada +18
#28 - anonymous (01/03/2015) [-]
Edgy
#16 - A perfect circle has no edges.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Life in Canada +1
User avatar #17 - topperharly (01/03/2015) [-]
that is the joke mate.
#18 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
That's not a joke.
#28 - anonymous (01/03/2015) [-]
Edgy
#14 - Actually It has an infinite amount of no edges.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Life in Canada +1
User avatar #15 - topperharly (01/03/2015) [-]
or so many edges that it is a perfect circle.
#16 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
A perfect circle has no edges.
User avatar #17 - topperharly (01/03/2015) [-]
that is the joke mate.
#18 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
That's not a joke.
#28 - anonymous (01/03/2015) [-]
Edgy
#13 - It would work better if they would offset one pair of wheels. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Life in Canada 0
User avatar #38 - beffen (01/03/2015) [-]
They did that on the episode

They got fucked
#20 - I did the same thing when I quit doing cocaine. I jus…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2015 on For emergencies +139
User avatar #44 - AbsentMinded (01/03/2015) [-]
With Cheetos?
User avatar #36 - DrDanny (01/03/2015) [-]
So.. you didn't quit?
#39 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
No, I definitely quit.

I just like the way it smells.

#82 - alucardexplain (01/04/2015) [-]
#40 - DrDanny (01/03/2015) [-]
#29 - This has been done. I once found a video on youtube w… 01/03/2015 on dumblr shit 0
#8 - Actually, he's quite young there. 01/03/2015 on meme is kill +10
#8 - It definitely works on rape. All you have to do is sh… 01/03/2015 on (untitled) +37
#29 - Specifically insisting something is merely and purely chance w…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Man's Best Friend 0
User avatar #30 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Maybe so, but the final result is the same with our current technology. I may have formulated myself clumsily as I happen to not be a shiny golden god.
#27 - Nonsense.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Man's Best Friend 0
User avatar #28 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
You haven't spent a lot of time with practical application of theoretical subjects it seems
#29 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Specifically insisting something is merely and purely chance while according to you in this context it just means that it might not actually be chance but our own ignorance, is just meaningless and contributes nothing.

If by "Cancer can happen randomly every single time a cell divides. There is no cure because there is no cause, it literally happens by chance." you just mean "we cannot fathom the factors behind it." you've expressed yourself in a very misleading way.
User avatar #30 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Maybe so, but the final result is the same with our current technology. I may have formulated myself clumsily as I happen to not be a shiny golden god.
#25 - I see. But that just says something about us and our knowledge…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Man's Best Friend 0
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
No but it does mean we have to consider it as such, because we cannot fathom the factors behind it.
#27 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Nonsense.
User avatar #28 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
You haven't spent a lot of time with practical application of theoretical subjects it seems
#29 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Specifically insisting something is merely and purely chance while according to you in this context it just means that it might not actually be chance but our own ignorance, is just meaningless and contributes nothing.

If by "Cancer can happen randomly every single time a cell divides. There is no cure because there is no cause, it literally happens by chance." you just mean "we cannot fathom the factors behind it." you've expressed yourself in a very misleading way.
User avatar #30 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Maybe so, but the final result is the same with our current technology. I may have formulated myself clumsily as I happen to not be a shiny golden god.
#23 - But there you are already making the assumption to know every …  [+] (8 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Man's Best Friend 0
#59 - anonymous (01/04/2015) [-]
this thread now is spidermen thred
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
No I'm doing the exact opposite. I'm saying we currently cannot know the underlying factors and thus have to call it "chance"
#25 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
I see. But that just says something about us and our knowledge and nothing necessarily about cancer itself.

That doesn't mean it actually IS random or doesn't have a cause.
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
No but it does mean we have to consider it as such, because we cannot fathom the factors behind it.
#27 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Nonsense.
User avatar #28 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
You haven't spent a lot of time with practical application of theoretical subjects it seems
#29 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Specifically insisting something is merely and purely chance while according to you in this context it just means that it might not actually be chance but our own ignorance, is just meaningless and contributes nothing.

If by "Cancer can happen randomly every single time a cell divides. There is no cure because there is no cause, it literally happens by chance." you just mean "we cannot fathom the factors behind it." you've expressed yourself in a very misleading way.
User avatar #30 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Maybe so, but the final result is the same with our current technology. I may have formulated myself clumsily as I happen to not be a shiny golden god.
#41 - For me personally, it adds a whole new dimension.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on R2-D2 can't see 3D movies 0
#42 - aquaekk (01/03/2015) [-]
#21 - It's just silly to say "there is no cause" and "…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Man's Best Friend 0
User avatar #22 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Because the definition of chance is a case where the cause is impacted by factors too small and numerous to realistically count.
#23 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
But there you are already making the assumption to know every underlying factor or mechanics involved.

Our knowledge is limited, we shouldn't assume that all we currently know is all that is.
#59 - anonymous (01/04/2015) [-]
this thread now is spidermen thred
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
No I'm doing the exact opposite. I'm saying we currently cannot know the underlying factors and thus have to call it "chance"
#25 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
I see. But that just says something about us and our knowledge and nothing necessarily about cancer itself.

That doesn't mean it actually IS random or doesn't have a cause.
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
No but it does mean we have to consider it as such, because we cannot fathom the factors behind it.
#27 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Nonsense.
User avatar #28 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
You haven't spent a lot of time with practical application of theoretical subjects it seems
#29 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Specifically insisting something is merely and purely chance while according to you in this context it just means that it might not actually be chance but our own ignorance, is just meaningless and contributes nothing.

If by "Cancer can happen randomly every single time a cell divides. There is no cure because there is no cause, it literally happens by chance." you just mean "we cannot fathom the factors behind it." you've expressed yourself in a very misleading way.
User avatar #30 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Maybe so, but the final result is the same with our current technology. I may have formulated myself clumsily as I happen to not be a shiny golden god.
#19 - That still doesn't imply the mutation of DNA is random, or tha…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Man's Best Friend 0
User avatar #20 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
No but it does make it severely implausible to actually cure without some major breakthroughs in biology and medicine.
#21 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
It's just silly to say "there is no cause" and "it literally happens by chance"
User avatar #22 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Because the definition of chance is a case where the cause is impacted by factors too small and numerous to realistically count.
#23 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
But there you are already making the assumption to know every underlying factor or mechanics involved.

Our knowledge is limited, we shouldn't assume that all we currently know is all that is.
#59 - anonymous (01/04/2015) [-]
this thread now is spidermen thred
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
No I'm doing the exact opposite. I'm saying we currently cannot know the underlying factors and thus have to call it "chance"
#25 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
I see. But that just says something about us and our knowledge and nothing necessarily about cancer itself.

That doesn't mean it actually IS random or doesn't have a cause.
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
No but it does mean we have to consider it as such, because we cannot fathom the factors behind it.
#27 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Nonsense.
User avatar #28 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
You haven't spent a lot of time with practical application of theoretical subjects it seems
#29 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Specifically insisting something is merely and purely chance while according to you in this context it just means that it might not actually be chance but our own ignorance, is just meaningless and contributes nothing.

If by "Cancer can happen randomly every single time a cell divides. There is no cure because there is no cause, it literally happens by chance." you just mean "we cannot fathom the factors behind it." you've expressed yourself in a very misleading way.
User avatar #30 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Maybe so, but the final result is the same with our current technology. I may have formulated myself clumsily as I happen to not be a shiny golden god.
#17 - Just because they are yet unable to pinpoint the exact cause a…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/03/2015 on Man's Best Friend 0
User avatar #18 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Allow me to rephrase: Your cells divide millions of times in the span of a few seconds, it's rather impossible to pinpoint and failcheck every single divide.
#19 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
That still doesn't imply the mutation of DNA is random, or that the factors of probability can't be manipulated.
User avatar #20 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
No but it does make it severely implausible to actually cure without some major breakthroughs in biology and medicine.
#21 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
It's just silly to say "there is no cause" and "it literally happens by chance"
User avatar #22 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Because the definition of chance is a case where the cause is impacted by factors too small and numerous to realistically count.
#23 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
But there you are already making the assumption to know every underlying factor or mechanics involved.

Our knowledge is limited, we shouldn't assume that all we currently know is all that is.
#59 - anonymous (01/04/2015) [-]
this thread now is spidermen thred
User avatar #24 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
No I'm doing the exact opposite. I'm saying we currently cannot know the underlying factors and thus have to call it "chance"
#25 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
I see. But that just says something about us and our knowledge and nothing necessarily about cancer itself.

That doesn't mean it actually IS random or doesn't have a cause.
User avatar #26 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
No but it does mean we have to consider it as such, because we cannot fathom the factors behind it.
#27 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Nonsense.
User avatar #28 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
You haven't spent a lot of time with practical application of theoretical subjects it seems
#29 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
Specifically insisting something is merely and purely chance while according to you in this context it just means that it might not actually be chance but our own ignorance, is just meaningless and contributes nothing.

If by "Cancer can happen randomly every single time a cell divides. There is no cure because there is no cause, it literally happens by chance." you just mean "we cannot fathom the factors behind it." you've expressed yourself in a very misleading way.
User avatar #30 - Kairyuka (01/03/2015) [-]
Maybe so, but the final result is the same with our current technology. I may have formulated myself clumsily as I happen to not be a shiny golden god.
#11 - Goddamnit my cat just farted and it smells worse than mine 01/03/2015 on Colorized History II -1
#1 - Until recently I never knew that the original was a Tears for … 01/03/2015 on marine biologists hate him 0
#10 - Picture 01/03/2015 on I heard you guy like cool... 0
#4 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** Y… 01/03/2015 on Need Help -2
#6 - Really now? Because this barely suffices as an warm-u…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2015 on It's that time of the year... +6
#101 - anonymous (01/03/2015) [-]
Yeah well not everyone is a fucking proper weight trainer you faggot.
#107 - auryn (01/03/2015) [-]
I'm just saying it's not an intensive routine by normal standards.

Most people with no to very little experience with training should be able to complete this without a lot problems.
#17 - I've managed to make an anatomically correct body of an 8 year…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on what do I win ? 0
#21 - honorablepleb (01/03/2015) [-]
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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