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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:9/05/2015
Location:The Netherlands
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#36 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Survivor's… 06/25/2015 on Take it easy, Jennifer. +2
#37 - Fae skata kai psofa re malaka.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2015 on language barrier 0
User avatar #38 - icameheretotroll (06/25/2015) [-]
ttha skisso to mouni sou otan tha se gamao
#83 - anon (06/26/2015) [-]
ikinizinde amına ben koyayım
#39 - auryn (06/25/2015) [-]
With extra fries, please.
#35 - That doesn't sound like someone who is super good at learning …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2015 on language barrier +4
User avatar #36 - icameheretotroll (06/25/2015) [-]
that doesn't sound like a person who can insult in greek
#37 - auryn (06/25/2015) [-]
Fae skata kai psofa re malaka.
User avatar #38 - icameheretotroll (06/25/2015) [-]
ttha skisso to mouni sou otan tha se gamao
#83 - anon (06/26/2015) [-]
ikinizinde amına ben koyayım
#39 - auryn (06/25/2015) [-]
With extra fries, please.
#71 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on a big guy +6
User avatar #78 - jokexplain (06/25/2015) [-]
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#180 - I think rolling other comments was one the best roll types. … 06/25/2015 on Let's add new *roll* types! 0
#35 - It's a glass ceiling. 06/25/2015 on Well, then... +3
#53 - I ****** up bad time. 06/25/2015 on Whip my hair because eyes... 0
#283 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Crystal me… 06/24/2015 on Let's rename anonymous,... 0
#282 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Pooping ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on Let's rename anonymous,... 0
#283 - auryn (06/24/2015) [-]
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**auryn rolls Crystal meth.** ffs...
#281 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls The day th…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Let's rename anonymous,... 0
#282 - auryn (06/24/2015) [-]
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**auryn rolls Pooping back and forth. Forever.** One more time.
#283 - auryn (06/24/2015) [-]
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**auryn rolls Crystal meth.** ffs...
#280 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls A sweaty, …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Let's rename anonymous,... 0
#281 - auryn (06/24/2015) [-]
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**auryn rolls The day the birds attacked.**

18 char limit, so let's try again.
#282 - auryn (06/24/2015) [-]
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**auryn rolls Pooping back and forth. Forever.** One more time.
#283 - auryn (06/24/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll cah answer*"**
**auryn rolls Crystal meth.** ffs...
#31 - Yes. and we should keep it that way. 06/24/2015 on Whip my hair because eyes... -3
#29 - Just for good measure.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Whip my hair because eyes... -3
#46 - jujuface (06/24/2015) [-]
I feel like you fucked up, thought the post had the wrong spelling, and this is some shit-tier damage control
#53 - auryn (06/25/2015) [-]
I fucked up bad time.
#27 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Whip my hair because eyes... -9
#30 - robbydrizzle (06/24/2015) [-]
But the post is fine.
#31 - auryn (06/24/2015) [-]
Yes. and we should keep it that way.
User avatar #28 - spaghettivase (06/24/2015) [-]
Where does this come into play? They used the correct spelling?
#29 - auryn (06/24/2015) [-]
Just for good measure.
#46 - jujuface (06/24/2015) [-]
I feel like you fucked up, thought the post had the wrong spelling, and this is some shit-tier damage control
#53 - auryn (06/25/2015) [-]
I fucked up bad time.
#213 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** H… 06/24/2015 on The definition of Pre-orders 0
#77 - Just ordinary plain business cards that all look virtually ide… 06/24/2015 on Posting in a Cringe Thread... 0
#75 - Thanks, you saved my life. 06/24/2015 on Posting in a Cringe Thread... 0
#40 - Nonsense. Girls who squat and deadlift have the most … 06/23/2015 on Women's Weight Lifting +1
#134 - Then stop wearing them, faggot.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on Redhead carwash +14
User avatar #138 - danmegaflakes (06/23/2015) [-]
I bet you kiss girls faggot
#160 - Dude, do you even math? That's only 10 times more lar…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2015 on stat porn -1
User avatar #218 - syrenthra (06/23/2015) [-]
10x the cities but then the cities are also large and denser, if they were all split to be equal to 200-300k, then there would be over 20 or 30x the cities.

You aren't getting the fact that numbers don't tell the entire store, this is why stats are bullshit, stats don't tell you living conditions or population demographics which all would affect the crime stats, and I'm not trying to be discriminatory (Racism is bullshit because we are all humans, which is 1 race) but a lot of murders are black on black or other minorities, which in certain places in the south, become the majority, but still end up being violent.
#33 - Not only is this completely meaningless to me, since I don't s…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/22/2015 on stat porn +1
User avatar #39 - syrenthra (06/22/2015) [-]
They completely scale up. Lets just look at the cities

If most crimes like murder are committed in large cities over 100k, then the fact that we have over 10 times more of them than your country, means that there will be more crimes committed.

If you believe that having 10x the locations for crime to be committed does not increase crime rate.

Also consider that in general, I would say that European living standards are better than a lot of places in America. To put it simply, if we removed about georgia, alabama, mississippi, and louisiana, our stats would probably be decreased
#160 - auryn (06/23/2015) [-]
Dude, do you even math?

That's only 10 times more larger cities, yet the murder rate is 600 times higher.

You call that scaling up?
User avatar #218 - syrenthra (06/23/2015) [-]
10x the cities but then the cities are also large and denser, if they were all split to be equal to 200-300k, then there would be over 20 or 30x the cities.

You aren't getting the fact that numbers don't tell the entire store, this is why stats are bullshit, stats don't tell you living conditions or population demographics which all would affect the crime stats, and I'm not trying to be discriminatory (Racism is bullshit because we are all humans, which is 1 race) but a lot of murders are black on black or other minorities, which in certain places in the south, become the majority, but still end up being violent.
#54 - wraithguard (06/22/2015) [-]
Another thing that people should consider is that the murder rates in the U.S. are in no way homogeneous. There's nothing about "American culture" which is one hell of a broad term anyway that promotes murder. You have to look at all the places in a case by case manor.
User avatar #56 - syrenthra (06/22/2015) [-]
which is basically what I'm getting at, just because we have a higher rate doesn't mean that the entire country is shit, it just means certain places are extremely shit that it overwrites the other places
User avatar #131 - Mickeyboi (06/23/2015) [-]
louisiana is great.
User avatar #169 - pokemonstheshiz (06/23/2015) [-]
it also has the highest murder rate of any state
User avatar #227 - Mickeyboi (06/24/2015) [-]
meh
#89 - Sure you could criticise things about the original trilogy, bu… 06/22/2015 on This is no longer podracing 0
#25 - Only? What do you mean only? That's quite a lot. It…  [+] (29 new replies) 06/22/2015 on stat porn +2
User avatar #28 - syrenthra (06/22/2015) [-]
quick search shows you netherlands has around 20 cities with 124k+ people, the USA has 218 cities with over 124k+
#204 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
Dude. We're talking about percentages here, not straight numbers. It's all adjusted per capita. The number of people and places involved have nothing to do with the average cause of death.
User avatar #219 - syrenthra (06/23/2015) [-]
but numbers don't tell factors.

example

2 states with around the same population, but one has a higher crime/murder rate by a factor of 4.
Do you automatically assume that everyone in that state is just more violent?
The difference is that the higher crime state has mostly large cities, the other state is mostly rural or suburban
#33 - auryn (06/22/2015) [-]
Not only is this completely meaningless to me, since I don't see how it would be any less concerning.

But those numbers don't even remotely scale up.
User avatar #39 - syrenthra (06/22/2015) [-]
They completely scale up. Lets just look at the cities

If most crimes like murder are committed in large cities over 100k, then the fact that we have over 10 times more of them than your country, means that there will be more crimes committed.

If you believe that having 10x the locations for crime to be committed does not increase crime rate.

Also consider that in general, I would say that European living standards are better than a lot of places in America. To put it simply, if we removed about georgia, alabama, mississippi, and louisiana, our stats would probably be decreased
#160 - auryn (06/23/2015) [-]
Dude, do you even math?

That's only 10 times more larger cities, yet the murder rate is 600 times higher.

You call that scaling up?
User avatar #218 - syrenthra (06/23/2015) [-]
10x the cities but then the cities are also large and denser, if they were all split to be equal to 200-300k, then there would be over 20 or 30x the cities.

You aren't getting the fact that numbers don't tell the entire store, this is why stats are bullshit, stats don't tell you living conditions or population demographics which all would affect the crime stats, and I'm not trying to be discriminatory (Racism is bullshit because we are all humans, which is 1 race) but a lot of murders are black on black or other minorities, which in certain places in the south, become the majority, but still end up being violent.
#54 - wraithguard (06/22/2015) [-]
Another thing that people should consider is that the murder rates in the U.S. are in no way homogeneous. There's nothing about "American culture" which is one hell of a broad term anyway that promotes murder. You have to look at all the places in a case by case manor.
User avatar #56 - syrenthra (06/22/2015) [-]
which is basically what I'm getting at, just because we have a higher rate doesn't mean that the entire country is shit, it just means certain places are extremely shit that it overwrites the other places
User avatar #131 - Mickeyboi (06/23/2015) [-]
louisiana is great.
User avatar #169 - pokemonstheshiz (06/23/2015) [-]
it also has the highest murder rate of any state
User avatar #227 - Mickeyboi (06/24/2015) [-]
meh
User avatar #26 - syrenthra (06/22/2015) [-]
let me list off a few factors that close that gap real quick

20x your population (roughly)
A shit ton more major cities where murders are more likely to be committed

good enough?
User avatar #41 - haseotakaeda (06/22/2015) [-]
>20x your population

That is exactly why these things are displayed are percents
It isn't relevant
Also when you scale shit down
U.S. Has a pop density of 84/sq. mile
Netherlands has a pop density of 1259/sq. mile

At first glance that means that there are more people in the same space in the Netherlands, so not only is you saying that the U.S. has a greater population meaningless, it would also imply that there should be MORE murders in the Netherlands since people are closer together.

EVEN IF you make compensation for the fact that America's population is so far spread out that every one of you could live in the state of virginia, it pretty much boils down to a cultural problem.

TL;DR Your opinion is shit and your people are violent
#59 - wraithguard (06/22/2015) [-]
never mind. I missed part of what you wrote.
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User avatar #48 - syrenthra (06/22/2015) [-]
I will leave this argument with this final example of

If in a certain area, there is a high concentrations of murders, and in that same area is a lot of churches, do you blame the churches for the crime? No, there are other factors at play, because it is a city.

Percentages don't tell the reasons behind why a number is a way, it just tells a number
User avatar #210 - captnnorway (06/23/2015) [-]
but the numbers don't lie mate. More murders in America than netherlands and I'm willing to bet more than in Norway as well and you can't blame all that on size. Personally I believe it's because your prisons are based around the idea of punishing criminals, while in Norway and again I'm willing to bet in the netherlands it's a mix between punishing and rehabilitation.

Because of this, only 20% of our criminals return to jail, compered to your 52%. Much fewer criminals = less crime/murder. Actually, I know recidivism is about going to jail for the same crime, but that was a bitch to write so I gave up. My point still stands though, if somewhat worse than what I originally wrote.

thinkprogress.org/justice/2011/07/25/277771/norway-is-safe/ ye, I know it's some super liberal shit, but they include sources to their claims so I think it's cool.
User avatar #43 - syrenthra (06/22/2015) [-]
New York city alone has nearly half of your population and 2,000 people/square mile, cities are the problems when it comes to crime compared to suburbia.

Again, we also have to consider standard of living in states that are equal to your countries size but worse off.
User avatar #29 - bokkos (06/22/2015) [-]
Still sounds like a shit place to live relative to the Netherlands.
User avatar #30 - syrenthra (06/22/2015) [-]
well if sweden and the UK are any indication of how europe is going, not really
User avatar #34 - trollmobile (06/22/2015) [-]
sweden and the UK are not an indication.
they're literally the worst countries in europe
unless you count some of the piss-poor former sovjet countries of cause.
#206 - kez (06/23/2015) [-]
Lol whats wrong with the UK?

We dont have many problems here...
User avatar #217 - trollmobile (06/23/2015) [-]
well for one you use filthy imperial system
User avatar #112 - Rockaman (06/23/2015) [-]
Sweden (0.7 per 100,000 people) has a lower murder rate than the Netherlands (0.9 per 100,000 people) and the UK has 1 per 100,000 people. Don't really see how they are that bad, especially compared to places like Russia (9.2), Moldova (6.5) and Belarus (5.1).
User avatar #113 - trollmobile (06/23/2015) [-]
oh i wasn't talking about murder rate really, sweden is a complete failiure in terms of social policies, and the UK aswell, though not on as large a magnitude.
sweden has taken political correctness to such a level that their citizens no longer have free speech. not truly anyway.
User avatar #114 - Rockaman (06/23/2015) [-]
I'd agree with that on Sweden, but the UK is currently reversing some of the damage of poor social policy at the moment, making society fairer to those who are contributing to it (although it's still got a good way to go).
User avatar #115 - trollmobile (06/23/2015) [-]
i must admit i haven't kept up with the policies of the UK in the past 2 years.
User avatar #116 - Rockaman (06/23/2015) [-]
This is all pretty recent, so you would need to be up to date to see it.

Things started changing pretty rapidly on the run up to the election, and the few months we've had since then.
#24 - No, I understand. But it means that if these percenta…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on stat porn +1
#212 - anon (06/23/2015) [-]
the murder statistic changes every year.
it is very unlikely to stay the same over the long period of time it takes for EVERYONE to die
#80 - I haven't got the time to even mention a fraction of why they'…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2015 on This is no longer podracing 0
User avatar #83 - PVTDickStryker (06/22/2015) [-]
I've seen them. These are great, even seen some parodies of his review style here and there. But this doesn't deride from the fact that the Original Trilogy has some heavy drawbacks when it comes to writing and design quality, I'd even go as far as to say that it mirrors the Prequel's quality.
#89 - auryn (06/22/2015) [-]
Sure you could criticise things about the original trilogy, but despite their flaws in the end they're still rock solid movies.

The same cannot be said of the incoherent mess called the prequels, with the flatboard characters, questionable motives, contradictory behaviours, the innumerable illogical and unnecessarily complex furthering of the plot.
From a creative point of view these movies feel like they've been made up on the spot, like George Lucas went on a craze and wrote the entire story in one evening in leaving behind any sense of humanity or meaning and just threw in as many gimmicks and clichés for commercial mass appeal.
It doesn't even feel like he had a story to tell to start with. There is no thought put in, and there is no heart put it.

Underneath this superficial husk of something that resembles Star Wars, there is little left. Cinematically, artistically, and in thousand other ways the prequels and the original trilogy are worlds apart.

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#72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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