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#190 - allthehomo (06/08/2016) [-]
Sometimes the extreme autistic loneliness of you guys scares me.
The girl obviously doesnt look down on the guy, or she wouldnt be going with him. She probably jist wants to have a good time.
The only people Ive seen who are genuinely looking down on the guy are the people in the comments section.
"It must be an act of charity"
"Shes a lying bitch. Hes obviously not getting any"
For real. You guys need to grow the fuck up.
#38 - doctahhobo (06/08/2016) [-]
"Woman accepts man's offer after he comes to her like a human, offers a sweet gift and politely asks if she will go to prom with him."
"FUCKING BITCH HOW FUCKING DARE SHE I BET SHE JUST SEES THIS AS SOME FAVOR THAT FUCKING WHORE WHY DO GIRLS NEVER CHOOSE THE GOOD GUY AND ONLY GO FOR JOCKS 1 LIKE = 1 PRAYER"
#130 - doctahhobo (06/08/2016) [-]
Nah what's "edgy" are those losers out there that think doing a drawing of what you believe your crush's "fursona" would look like, giving it to them, then pestering them non-stop on social media will win them the girl. Then when they get rejected they go on tirades about how women are stupid and how euphoric they are. Then they cry themselves to sleep with their anime girl body pillow while dreaming of their Sonic Fanfic and wonder why they are so heavily undesirable.
#48 - cptsweatpants (06/08/2016) [-]
But in all seriousness, do you honestly believe there's anything at all between these two? This is highschool we are talking about. These two are most likely not even in the same group of friends. Either she's got him on the hook or she's just being charitable for the heck of it. Don't be naive.
#136 - doctahhobo (06/08/2016) [-]
...so if she rejected him she'd be a bitch...if she accepts him.........she's still bitch? I...I am not picking up the logic here. What if she thinks he's cute and she likes him? What if she thinks he's funny? Don't project your own failures with women on other people because not all women are cunts bro.
#204 - cptsweatpants (06/08/2016) [-]
Nobody's saying she's a bitch. Hell why would she ever be, she might be one of the nicest girls out there for all we know. Guy drove to her house with flowers and asked her to prom, she thought it was cute, said yes. Or she just didn't have the heart to put him down after a gesture like that. Who knows. But the thing is, she doesn't mean anything by it, he porbably does and at the end of it he's liable to get his feelings hurt. But it's gonna be his own damn fault and only a dumbass could blame the girl.
#267 - cptsweatpants (06/09/2016) [-]
Because a guy doesn't just drive up to the house of a chick he barely ever spoke with before and get in her good graces no matter how many flowers he brought with him. Life isn't a fucking hollywood movie mate. Now normally you'd just call him a lunatic and send him away, but in this case the social gap between these two is so monstrous that she didn't just flat turned him down, for whatever reason she might have, but being interested in him sure as hell ain't it. Girls aren't slot machines that you throw good deeds in and love falls out the bottom.
If that random unattractive quiet girl we all had in our class walked up to you and asked you out to prom would you have said yes? And supposing you did, you honestly think you'd be spending the actual evening together given that you have nothing in common? Be realistic for once.
#148 - doctahhobo (06/08/2016) [-]
True you never called her a bitch and if that is all you read from mine yo should go back and read. Stop pretending like you know these people. The dude took a chance, came to her not in his fucking pokemon shirt and leather jacket, but well groomed, looks like he's taken a shower, with a nice outfit on and some roses. He asked her, she said yes. Shit dude stop acting like it's impossible for a girl to like a guy not based on his looks or weight. The sad world that speculation comes from makes me shudder.
#174 - doctahhobo (06/08/2016) [-]
Dude I am a walking talking living breathing example of skinny girls can like fat guys. I am 280 lbs and my ex is considered "malnourished" by SJW standards. She loved me. We had a child together. We drifted apart. Broke up. Still good friends. You fucking children need to stop projecting your sad little worlds on other people because not everyone lives in the mud.
#176 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (06/08/2016) [-]
I am talking about reality here, and unfortunately, reality is a fucking pit of mud. The fact just came knocking few years later than expected for you is all.
You can consider yourself lucky you had some kind of functioning longer term relationship, vast majority of women are skanks that will push you into friendzone the first chance they get, and those who wont are taken already.
#189 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/08/2016) [-]
> vast majority of women are skanks that will push you into friendzone the first chance they get, and those who wont are taken already.
That's not true. The reason why people are put in the friendzone is because of themselves not being a man that goes for what he wants. And that's NOT a friendship . I used to blame the women too while the biggest mistake was myself all along.
#186 - doctahhobo (06/08/2016) [-]
Jesus christ dude that is a sad fucking way of looking at the world dude. Women aren't skanks and that mindset might explain your apparent loneliness. They don't take kindly to being mistreated. You keep saying it's "reality" but it's not. The reality is that women are people too. I know this does not make sense to you but hear me out. You see, women do not operate based solely on your desires. They do not have obligation to reciprocate feelings. They do not have to like you simply because you like them. They can and do have their own wants and desires. They are humans as much as you are. The fact that you seem to not understand this and are implying that they are all some sort of hivemind that elects which type of man is desireable is laughable.
And my breakup was mutual. She did not dump me, i did not dump her. We were not happy. Neither of us. I understand this concept also confuses you because it means she has her own emotions. We weren't happy. I wanted A. She wanted B. Simple. We decided to not hate each other and stay together and tear our daughter apart, instead to stay friends and split. There may be a chance one day but as for now, no. We want two different things.
Life is not the way you see it dude. And what reality you live in is shaped by you and only you. I do not know where your pain came from, whether it be personal or some victim complex, either way you should try to pick yourself up mate. Cheers.
#201 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (06/08/2016) [-]
Right, you base your feelings off a single experience while I see the example of my psychology being justified every single day. You lucked out, you found a jewel in a pile of trash. That is how it goes.
Just because some chick wanted to make herself look good and proper for her group of friends by taking a photo posing next to a guy she would normally not even look at (not because he is a bad person or his looks are not the best) does not change the fact that vast majority of chicks are the most shallow fucking creatures to ever walk this earth.
It does not matter anyways, Ive lost my interest some time ago, but let us not be naive in this matter. The amount of pretentiousness concentrated in that image is making me want to throw up, and it makes me laugh when some people fail to see how it really is.
#230 - doctahhobo (06/09/2016) [-]
Guy I had no shortage of women wanting to date me through my life, it's not hard. Just be confident and be kind. Girls love that shit. Yeah ya get your cunts that just want 6'6 280lb guy full of muscle and with a 11" dick...but the vast majority of women are not like that. Jesus man am I the only fucking person that never let rejection destroy my world view?
So what a chick says no, or that she's not interested, your world should not end there. Just move on with your life. She doesn't want you. Sorry dude. I am having the toughest time understanding where you guys are coming from because I was part of the "strange" crowd growing up. I know what being alone is. I know what rejection feels like. I know what heartache feels like. I just don't let it stop me, and you guys have seemed, to me, to give up and act like every girl is a bitch and I don't understand why.
I am not grasping this in the least but I seriously do not feel like you guys are being fair here. Just because a chick won't suck your dick because you like her does not mean she's a bitch.
This girl is not doing a terrible thing by giving the guy a chance. Who knows, maybe it becomes something great, maybe it doesn't, but the world doesn't stop if things do not go your way.
#158 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/08/2016) [-]
Again, this "sad world" is called reality and you certainly don't look ready for it. So toughen up and accept that you're not getting anywhere near this girl relationship-wise when you're not healthy and when you're literally chasing her. I wish the best for you my friend.
And I'm glad that I've had my failures because it has led me to the total beauty that I'm dating right now.
#167 - doctahhobo (06/08/2016) [-]
I was with a beautiful woman who was considered popular in high school and I was some "nobody" and I asked her out and she said yes. She said I was funny and kind and she liked that. Well ten fucking years later we have a child together. We split up because we just drifted apart, not because of any other reason, it happens. We do not hate one another in the least and I still do love her but we've become different in our time. So I can identify with a guy who takes a chance at happiness and it's granted meanwhile little shits like you sit on image boards trying your hardest to tear them down because of your sad pathetic little world you live in and instead of improving it and trying to take a chance, you want to sit on image boards and make speculations until the cows come home because....you live in a sad...sad...sad...sad...sad..sad...fucking sad goddamn pathetic world. I feel so fucking sorry for you and whatever brought you to this. Have a good life dude. You obviously love your little world.
#175 - doctahhobo (06/08/2016) [-]
I'm a hypocrite for not wanting to believe women cannot like men without ulterior motives? How the fuck do you justify your logic man? How do you sit there in those depressing ideals and say I am a hypocrite? I know that love can happen between two people regardless of anything in the way. It can happen. It has happened. It will happen again. Stop projecting, get over her, and move on. Stop acting like everyone has to share in misery.
#181 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/08/2016) [-]
What the fuck are you on man lol. I'm calling you a hypocrite because you're being extremely disrespectful and you're telling me that my life is sad and that I live in a little world without knowing the slightest about me. While ranting to me that I don't know shit about that boy and I shouldn't speculate stuff. You're also acting VERY frustrated and you tell me that you've been with a beautiful woman in highschool and you were the "nobody" etc. while telling me that I shouldn't project personal experience on this matter.
Keep ramming that keyboard of yours, I'm sure it will do you some good some day. I have better things to do then to have a discussion with a delusional, triggered, salty man so don't even bother replying.
#52 - cptsweatpants (06/08/2016) [-]
She's making this guy's day, sure. Still doesn't change anything about the fact that she'll barely spend time with him at the actual event. Which was my original point.
I don't trust women based on painful personal experience. With girls like this one included. And no that doesn't mean i go around throwing rocks at old couples, but it means I keep my guard up and always judge their motives first. So I don't get hurt like this guy will. Again.
#127 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/08/2016) [-]
Fuck all the users who thumb this down. Weak men tend to treat beautiful girls differently because of a pretty face, while you would treat her the same like everyone else out of experience. That's a very good thing, most guys turn into total needy bitches when the girl they are dating is a total 10 and that's a huge turn off for her.
Just don't give up on dating or anything man, just because one chick was a total bitch doesn't mean every one is. Again, everyone who thumbed you doesn't understand shit, you just want a girl that's good for you and that should be respected.
#138 - cptsweatpants (06/08/2016) [-]
I've not given up on women. Life would be pretty dull without any girls in it, be it friends or girlfriends. Just got a classic case of fear of commitment.
If I ever learned anything about dating, it's that pretty girls don't really enjoy being treated like pretty girls. And those that do aren't worth it.
#141 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (06/08/2016) [-]
#66 - anon (06/08/2016) [-]
Man you must not be able to hold a conversation at all if a girl left you. It's pretty easy to talk to people my dude.
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