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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/22/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#42 - Ah yes, musular and kicking ass, how stereotypical fedora-like…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2014 on anon has a startup idea -1
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2014) [-]
No, you don't seem to understand, it wasn't your description (which you haven't proved), it was what you said. Basically, you seemed to have this whole notion that people who like to fight are little better than animals and only follow basic instinct, then when someone insults you, you immediately jump to kicking his ass in the coolest way (you think) you can say it.

It's just really reminiscent euphoric faggots saying "lol, working out is just for barbarians and idiots; they know nothing of how the modern world works and I am infinetly superior. BUT I CAN STILL KILL YOU WITH EXPERT TECHNIQUES AND PUNCHES, I SWEAR! DON'T MESS WITH ME, BAKA!"

Seriously, you're not impressing anyone, and you're not cool. If you actually DID match your physical description, which I really doubt, that would just make it worse as it only means even attractive people can be absolute faggots.
#56 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, I kinda see where you're coming from.

But you misconstrue my intentions. I'm not trying to impress anyone.

It just slightly pisses me off that people seem to think that the reluctance of fighting is considered a weakness or is out fear.

And it's kind of ridiculous how you think I might be lying about the description of my physique which isn't even that unlikely or impressive at all.
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2014) [-]
6'7 is pretty unlikely, considering 5'10 is the average for men
#69 - auryn (08/03/2014) [-]
In Holland where I'm from 6'7 is average, I'm not tall at all compared to most guys here.
#14 - What face? 08/02/2014 on red +8
#24 - See comment #12 below.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on 4chan and hookers 0
User avatar #25 - pulluspardus (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm blind stop offending me.
#26 - Haha, yes, it's a bit ambiguous, and people tend to interpret … 08/02/2014 on Drugs 0
#24 - It has nothing to do with a particular language. It's…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Drugs 0
User avatar #25 - kualeifarne (08/02/2014) [-]
"Do you want '...'?" "Yes" - Wants
"Do you want '...'?" "No" - Doesn't want
"Don't you want '...'?" "No" - Doesn't want
"Don't you want '...'?" "Yes" - wants

That's what I've always learned... I've even gotten yelled at multiple times for saying 'yes' when I've been told "Don't do *someting* " when I was younger
#26 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Haha, yes, it's a bit ambiguous, and people tend to interpret it that way.

But that's not what you're literally saying when you answer that.

When you say 'yes' to "Don't you want...?" You affirm the question, which means you say: Yes, I do not want"

Wanting and not wanting is the exact opposite, how could an affirmation to both mean the same thing when the question being asked means the exact opposite.

#10 - I see there's a division in the autistic community. 08/02/2014 on Are you fucking kidding me +1
#2 - That's some good E. 08/02/2014 on We're the Millers +5
#14 - I'm a fit, relatively muscular guy, 6'7. I'm not afraid to get…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2014 on anon has a startup idea -6
User avatar #39 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2014) [-]
Now you're just fedorable
#42 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Ah yes, musular and kicking ass, how stereotypical fedora-like.

Anyway, just wanted to prevent people assuming these comments only come from weak, skinny people or lazy fat fucks.
And that realizing and pointing out the futility and barbarous of aggression doesn't mean someone will back down when confronted or apply physical violence when deemed necessary.
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2014) [-]
No, you don't seem to understand, it wasn't your description (which you haven't proved), it was what you said. Basically, you seemed to have this whole notion that people who like to fight are little better than animals and only follow basic instinct, then when someone insults you, you immediately jump to kicking his ass in the coolest way (you think) you can say it.

It's just really reminiscent euphoric faggots saying "lol, working out is just for barbarians and idiots; they know nothing of how the modern world works and I am infinetly superior. BUT I CAN STILL KILL YOU WITH EXPERT TECHNIQUES AND PUNCHES, I SWEAR! DON'T MESS WITH ME, BAKA!"

Seriously, you're not impressing anyone, and you're not cool. If you actually DID match your physical description, which I really doubt, that would just make it worse as it only means even attractive people can be absolute faggots.
#56 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, I kinda see where you're coming from.

But you misconstrue my intentions. I'm not trying to impress anyone.

It just slightly pisses me off that people seem to think that the reluctance of fighting is considered a weakness or is out fear.

And it's kind of ridiculous how you think I might be lying about the description of my physique which isn't even that unlikely or impressive at all.
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2014) [-]
6'7 is pretty unlikely, considering 5'10 is the average for men
#69 - auryn (08/03/2014) [-]
In Holland where I'm from 6'7 is average, I'm not tall at all compared to most guys here.
#13 - Actually, I lied. I never even had a dog. Although so…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on good doge +16
#50 - captainrattrap (08/02/2014) [-]
Well there buddy
#11 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2014 on good doge +13
#23 - brewswillis (08/02/2014) [-]
sorry for your loss bro
#12 - norkas (08/02/2014) [-]
I feel for you m8.
#13 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Actually, I lied. I never even had a dog.

Although sometimes I make the kid next door walk on all four and let him lick peanut butter of my genitals, I guess that kind of counts.
#50 - captainrattrap (08/02/2014) [-]
Well there buddy
#3 - All cats are asian. 08/02/2014 on They Told Me I Could Be... 0
#7 - Oh, I thought it meant Decrudescence Phytopathology. 08/02/2014 on couple of people giving... +11
#7 - That made me a little bit sad 08/02/2014 on My Name Is Alan 0
#21 - I should get kids, they're like real life Pokémon. …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/02/2014 on SAY HER NAME +5
User avatar #46 - ianchrist (08/02/2014) [-]
dogs level up 7 times a year
#24 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
once a year, in fact.
#8 - A lot of people can't really manage to live happy lives and in…  [+] (10 new replies) 08/02/2014 on anon has a startup idea -4
#11 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
You reek of bitch
User avatar #18 - fizzor (08/02/2014) [-]
You reek of wannabe tough guy
User avatar #38 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2014) [-]
Nothing wrong with wanting to be tough; there is something wrong with insulting others over it.
#14 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm a fit, relatively muscular guy, 6'7. I'm not afraid to get into fights and would gladly kick your ass if it served any real purpose or if it is unavoidable.
User avatar #39 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2014) [-]
Now you're just fedorable
#42 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Ah yes, musular and kicking ass, how stereotypical fedora-like.

Anyway, just wanted to prevent people assuming these comments only come from weak, skinny people or lazy fat fucks.
And that realizing and pointing out the futility and barbarous of aggression doesn't mean someone will back down when confronted or apply physical violence when deemed necessary.
User avatar #44 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2014) [-]
No, you don't seem to understand, it wasn't your description (which you haven't proved), it was what you said. Basically, you seemed to have this whole notion that people who like to fight are little better than animals and only follow basic instinct, then when someone insults you, you immediately jump to kicking his ass in the coolest way (you think) you can say it.

It's just really reminiscent euphoric faggots saying "lol, working out is just for barbarians and idiots; they know nothing of how the modern world works and I am infinetly superior. BUT I CAN STILL KILL YOU WITH EXPERT TECHNIQUES AND PUNCHES, I SWEAR! DON'T MESS WITH ME, BAKA!"

Seriously, you're not impressing anyone, and you're not cool. If you actually DID match your physical description, which I really doubt, that would just make it worse as it only means even attractive people can be absolute faggots.
#56 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, I kinda see where you're coming from.

But you misconstrue my intentions. I'm not trying to impress anyone.

It just slightly pisses me off that people seem to think that the reluctance of fighting is considered a weakness or is out fear.

And it's kind of ridiculous how you think I might be lying about the description of my physique which isn't even that unlikely or impressive at all.
User avatar #59 - captainfuckitall (08/02/2014) [-]
6'7 is pretty unlikely, considering 5'10 is the average for men
#69 - auryn (08/03/2014) [-]
In Holland where I'm from 6'7 is average, I'm not tall at all compared to most guys here.
#8 - That's a bit of a long stretch. 08/02/2014 on U a stupid Holmium +4
#7 - My dog had congestive heart failure.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/02/2014 on good doge +27
#9 - norkas (08/02/2014) [-]
Is he kill?
#11 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
#23 - brewswillis (08/02/2014) [-]
sorry for your loss bro
#12 - norkas (08/02/2014) [-]
I feel for you m8.
#13 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Actually, I lied. I never even had a dog.

Although sometimes I make the kid next door walk on all four and let him lick peanut butter of my genitals, I guess that kind of counts.
#50 - captainrattrap (08/02/2014) [-]
Well there buddy
#32 - Cheers for the American legal system. 08/02/2014 on Shit 0
#16 - That might be illegal. 08/02/2014 on damn +12
#12 - Rent is is primarily used for property, and hire for people .A… 08/02/2014 on 4chan and hookers -1
#7 - Yes, that's why I said you could just press B and not risk the…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/02/2014 on "Welcome to the Pokémon... 0
User avatar #8 - Kaellnx (08/02/2014) [-]
You are right, I'm sorry for the convenience of agreeing with you.
#22 - It might be common usage, but it's still wrong. You'r…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2014 on Drugs 0
User avatar #23 - kualeifarne (08/02/2014) [-]
English is fucked up
#24 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
It has nothing to do with a particular language.

It's just simple reasoning.
User avatar #25 - kualeifarne (08/02/2014) [-]
"Do you want '...'?" "Yes" - Wants
"Do you want '...'?" "No" - Doesn't want
"Don't you want '...'?" "No" - Doesn't want
"Don't you want '...'?" "Yes" - wants

That's what I've always learned... I've even gotten yelled at multiple times for saying 'yes' when I've been told "Don't do *someting* " when I was younger
#26 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Haha, yes, it's a bit ambiguous, and people tend to interpret it that way.

But that's not what you're literally saying when you answer that.

When you say 'yes' to "Don't you want...?" You affirm the question, which means you say: Yes, I do not want"

Wanting and not wanting is the exact opposite, how could an affirmation to both mean the same thing when the question being asked means the exact opposite.

#9 - Having fun with your troll account?  [+] (7 new replies) 08/02/2014 on literally everybody looks... +2
#11 - liberalgodess (08/02/2014) [-]
yes
#120 - waitiknowthisone (08/02/2014) [-]
You're doing what Colbert does to republicans and I like it I dislike the extremist on both ends of the spectrum
#74 - baim (08/02/2014) [-]
looking forward to seeing more from you, watching a troll say stuff some people actually mean serious makes for great comedy
User avatar #53 - rheago (08/02/2014) [-]
Are you the same guy who made Leberkase and biebergotswag?
User avatar #127 - biebergotswag (08/02/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #64 - liberalgodess (08/02/2014) [-]
nah, those aren't me
User avatar #23 - SylverSlayer (08/02/2014) [-]
i gotta say, you're not bad.
#3 - You don't buy hookers, you rent them.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/02/2014 on 4chan and hookers +36
User avatar #22 - pulluspardus (08/02/2014) [-]
You hire them, but they're geeks so they don't know what a hooker is.
#24 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
See comment #12 below.
User avatar #25 - pulluspardus (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm blind stop offending me.
#9 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
You know you spend too much on hooker's when you correct people's terminology on the correct transaction method for aquiring a hooker
#4 - pjers (08/02/2014) [-]
you rent beer, you 'hire' hookers.
#12 - auryn (08/02/2014) [-]
Rent is is primarily used for property, and hire for people .And as we all know hookers aren't real people so the proper term would be 'rent'.
#6 - nanako (08/02/2014) [-]
i dunno what parties you're going to where beer is rented.

what, you give it back at the end of the night ?
#7 - pjers (08/02/2014) [-]
well you don't give it back, you leave it in the receptacle provided.
#11 - anonymous (08/02/2014) [-]
gud1
#6 - This is what my nightmares are made of. 08/02/2014 on The best thing since Hitler +1

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#61 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#60 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#59 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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