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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#168
Highest Content Rank:#14558
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#309 - No, this doesn't need help. It's already perfect. 07/06/2014 on This is SFW 0
#76 - I found the reactions quite amusing. 07/06/2014 on 100% not french 0
#74 - Or you know, people are just too uptight.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on 100% not french 0
#75 - darthblam (07/06/2014) [-]
There was nothing humorous about your comment.
#76 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
I found the reactions quite amusing.
#72 - I'm Dutch.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2014 on 100% not french 0
User avatar #77 - emppilaf (07/06/2014) [-]
This has nothing to do with sexual preference.....
#78 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
Said the guy with the pink pony on his profile.
User avatar #88 - emppilaf (07/06/2014) [-]
Yeah I figured that would come up...
I hate it as much as the next guy, but I am a man of my word and I said I would wear what ever rolled pic received the highest amount of thumbs...
But yeah it's a pony, and pink at that... At least it's a not a smelly french pony....

oui oui mademoiselle
#3 - Riveting tale, chap.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Safe! +35
#4 - konradkurze has deleted their comment.
#6 - Picture 07/06/2014 on I'm so excited! +24
#5 - I accidentally that entire sentence. 07/06/2014 on I'm so excited! +6
#7 - The best part about dogs is whenever they shit or vomit inside… 07/06/2014 on Dogs are better than people +1
#3 - That shit got so compressed so much it turned 32 bit.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on I'm so excited! +6
#5 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
I accidentally that entire sentence.
#2 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 07/06/2014 on I'm so excited! -21
User avatar #25 - mamen (07/06/2014) [-]
First line is "In my country there is a saying that means Love is just around the corner.

Second line is "I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes."
#8 - slightlycynical (07/06/2014) [-]
#4 - blobs (07/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - limb (07/06/2014) [-]
I know its bad quality, but you know you can click and drag to enlarge the gifs in the comments section to try and make out the text. Just sayin.
User avatar #27 - danster (07/06/2014) [-]
That hardly makes the words more clear.
#6 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
#3 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
That shit got so compressed so much it turned 32 bit.
#5 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
I accidentally that entire sentence.
#40 - Entertaining story. 07/06/2014 on Creepy 0
#22 - There would be more spaghetti. 07/06/2014 on Happens to me all the time +3
#110 - Hitler did nothing wrong! 07/06/2014 on >tfw 0
#297 - And? This is a great idea in my opinion.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on This is SFW 0
User avatar #308 - tacolishous (07/06/2014) [-]
Seek help.
#309 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
No, this doesn't need help.

It's already perfect.
#296 - More like dicktits. 07/06/2014 on This is SFW 0
#68 - Except that I'm not.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/06/2014 on 100% not french 0
User avatar #70 - emppilaf (07/06/2014) [-]
Quit lying...
#72 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm Dutch.
User avatar #77 - emppilaf (07/06/2014) [-]
This has nothing to do with sexual preference.....
#78 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
Said the guy with the pink pony on his profile.
User avatar #88 - emppilaf (07/06/2014) [-]
Yeah I figured that would come up...
I hate it as much as the next guy, but I am a man of my word and I said I would wear what ever rolled pic received the highest amount of thumbs...
But yeah it's a pony, and pink at that... At least it's a not a smelly french pony....

oui oui mademoiselle
#67 - Relax, it's just a joke. You're taking this way too serious.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2014 on 100% not french 0
User avatar #73 - darthblam (07/06/2014) [-]
Then you aren't very good at jokes..

Either way, my comment was generally about every guy that has said things like your statement and were serious about it.
#74 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
Or you know, people are just too uptight.
#75 - darthblam (07/06/2014) [-]
There was nothing humorous about your comment.
#76 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
I found the reactions quite amusing.
#27 - Mandatory tutorials 07/06/2014 on This was a triumph +9
#15 - That means you need to put on more plates. 07/06/2014 on MFW Galaxy Fox RE: Desc. 0
#12 - And some still wonder why America isn't liked.  [+] (20 new replies) 07/05/2014 on 100% not french -14
#65 - darthblam (07/06/2014) [-]
Because it's soooo wrong for the U.S. to make jokes about other countries, but it's perfectly fine if it's towards the U.S.? That's how so many eurofags seems to act around here.
Lighten the fuck up and quit taking jokes up the ass. If you're going to insult back, don't be a cock about it and at least make a joke out of it, not just dickish remarks.
#67 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
Relax, it's just a joke. You're taking this way too serious.
User avatar #73 - darthblam (07/06/2014) [-]
Then you aren't very good at jokes..

Either way, my comment was generally about every guy that has said things like your statement and were serious about it.
#74 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
Or you know, people are just too uptight.
#75 - darthblam (07/06/2014) [-]
There was nothing humorous about your comment.
#76 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
I found the reactions quite amusing.
User avatar #19 - emppilaf (07/06/2014) [-]
Found the french dude....
#68 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
Except that I'm not.
User avatar #70 - emppilaf (07/06/2014) [-]
Quit lying...
#72 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
I'm Dutch.
User avatar #77 - emppilaf (07/06/2014) [-]
This has nothing to do with sexual preference.....
#78 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
Said the guy with the pink pony on his profile.
User avatar #88 - emppilaf (07/06/2014) [-]
Yeah I figured that would come up...
I hate it as much as the next guy, but I am a man of my word and I said I would wear what ever rolled pic received the highest amount of thumbs...
But yeah it's a pony, and pink at that... At least it's a not a smelly french pony....

oui oui mademoiselle
User avatar #51 - leonhardt (07/06/2014) [-]
I like how being french was insult enough that you just called him a dude.
#42 - captainprincess (07/06/2014) [-]
hate to break it to you but
France isn't alone in their contempt
#71 - emppilaf (07/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #53 - muffaletta (07/06/2014) [-]
guess what we dont care
#55 - captainprincess (07/06/2014) [-]
You're not expected to
#58 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
Well if people are going to have a prejudice against you no matter what, why give a fuck? It's like trying to talk a skinhead out of hating black people, the conversation is going nowhere.
#87 - captainprincess (07/06/2014) [-]
Again, noone expects fucks to be given
It's not going to make America more liked though
#8 - That man spent most of his energy and time in avoiding to slee… 07/05/2014 on Did you miss me? +16
#17 - Regardless they sound and act exactly the same though. 07/05/2014 on you lot might find this useful -1
#5 - The first one is the exact opposite of what a rapist would say…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on These quotes were written... +6
User avatar #8 - greendroid (07/06/2014) [-]
Tag team
#3 - I still prefer Chromo or Firefox to download other browsers. 07/05/2014 on Fox girls > human girls 0
#12 - I find that multiverse theory has little to do with science anyway.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/05/2014 on People online 0
User avatar #13 - sciencexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
It will only ever come into play in the result of us learning ridiculously incomprehensibly fast travel or learn to use wormholes for time travel and space jumping. Until then, it's worth fuck all because we can't travel fast enough or far enough to find these universes.

-S
#14 - jokexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #15 - sciencexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
u wot m8 u fink dis is a joke m8 i will fuk u up

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User avatar #17 - thedutchs (07/05/2014) [-]
TWO EXPLAINS?!?

Is there an explain-club and if so how do I join
User avatar #18 - sciencexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
For a blueish name, you really are quite newfag-ish. We started an explain family a while ago, but pick a topic and make the account and you're free to explain as you wish. We don't trademark it or own it in any way.
User avatar #28 - thedutchs (07/06/2014) [-]
Fuck off. I know you all meet at the Explain clubhouse and laugh at the ignorance of the common rabble.

Your denying will not sway my faith
#29 - sciencexplain (07/06/2014) [-]
Oh shit... They know! Run! RUN I SAY!

-S
User avatar #16 - jokexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
I meant it unironically, sorry
sincerity doesn't come across well on fj
User avatar #19 - sciencexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
No it doesn't. But irony does, doesn't it?

Sincerity clearly comes across, doesn't it?

Use of italics shows irony quite well, I think.

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#61 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#60 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#59 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#58 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the nigger raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the shitstorms.
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to shitmouthing others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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