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auryn

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Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:9/29/2016
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#5 - That's clearly a spherical metallic planet  [+] (1 reply) 08/25/2016 on No Man's Sky DLC +38
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#43 - ganjaclaus (08/25/2016) [-]
That's what NASA wants you to think
#2 - My cat knows how to open doors. But she's fat so it m…  [+] (14 replies) 08/25/2016 on Chronic Drinker +97
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#20 - itrinx (08/25/2016) [-]
My cat's strategy to everything is to charge until it works
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#18 - kurbeh (08/25/2016) [-]
Mine never learned how to close them though.
You'd leave the house and when you get back every single door was open.
#6 - newdevyx (08/25/2016) [-]
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#23 - adamspacebar (08/26/2016) [-]
whats that cracking noise at the begninning
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#9 - logicstrike (08/25/2016) [-]
dude I think your cat has autism
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#22 - newdevyx (08/25/2016) [-]
You might be right.
#7 - nargogh (08/25/2016) [-]
That sounded painful.
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#16 - wallbuilder (08/25/2016) [-]
Snakes are very muscly. It wouldn't hurt it in the slightest.
#19 - OldSnake (08/25/2016) [-]
Damn right, they're muscly.
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#8 - newdevyx (08/25/2016) [-]
They don't feel pain.
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#21 - mrshrapnel (08/25/2016) [-]
How does that work?
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#12 - iqequalzero (08/25/2016) [-]
Then why do they recoil when attacked?
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#17 - thediamondhack (08/25/2016) [-]
so they could bounce on you in order to inject deadly venom that kills you in 2 seconds
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#15 - Bion (08/25/2016) [-]
They feel ticklish.