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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:9/01/2015
Location:The Netherlands
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#952
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 47372 total,  57010 ,  9638
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 42.6% (426/1000)
Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 338 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:13009
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8724
FJ Points:37309

latest user's comments

#94 - You could buy a second hand loop pedal for what? Like 50 bucks… 06/27/2015 on Coo coo violin +1
#59 - Doesn't matter, had sex. 06/27/2015 on Adorable copy cat chilling... +1
#29 - That would still be incorrect. It's not a sport to st…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Wrestling is a legitimate... 0
#34 - anon (06/27/2015) [-]
ur a cunt m8
User avatar #38 - Dincorta (06/27/2015) [-]
But he's right. Normal wrestling is a sport, with men in leotards, etc.
But WWE is more like a soap opera about wrestlers masquerading as an actual sport.
It's pretty clever and many people misunderstand it.
#9 - You're not supposed to eat the bottle, ******** .  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on Secret Stash +5
User avatar #12 - shroomdozer (06/27/2015) [-]
what else is there to eat tho
#38 - If only we lived in a a society where they were readily availa…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Coo coo violin -2
#48 - anon (06/27/2015) [-]
Yes, because loop pedals grow on trees and can be harvested for free by anyone. Kappa, you fucking womb waster. Jk, I'm not mad, I just wanted to insult you. You should've been a stain. [spoiler] <3 [spoiler] Waste of oxygen you are. [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
#94 - auryn (06/27/2015) [-]
You could buy a second hand loop pedal for what? Like 50 bucks?

How hard can that be?

If you asked a nickel for every dick you sucked, you would have have that kind of money within a week.
#35 - That's arguably.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2015 on so much disappointment in... 0
User avatar #36 - SteyrAUG (06/27/2015) [-]
I suppose it is. Pain-wise though, I'm pretty sure being lit on fire produces more pain per square inch than any other choice available.
#37 - amuzen (06/27/2015) [-]
aside from various slow deaths like torture, diseases, poisons, and venoms I think so yeah.
User avatar #41 - SteyrAUG (06/27/2015) [-]
You forgot branding as a torture.
#34 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** … 06/27/2015 on so much disappointment in... 0
#41 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls The moist,…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Adorable copy cat chilling... +1
User avatar #54 - auronexplains (06/27/2015) [-]
You poor, poor soul.
#59 - auryn (06/27/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter, had sex.
#67 - All the feel posts leave me unmoved. Except this one. 06/26/2015 on Error - connection lost 0
#51 - It just seems ridiculous to me why anyone would want to bust h…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on Dad's still got it 0
#66 - Tommovdv (06/26/2015) [-]
I told you. Its because I couldn't stomach so much food. Believe me I've tried but it just got me sick. I felt bloated and even threw up. Seems like a waste of good food. So instead, I went for an option that I could actually keep inside me. and provided me with the nutrition I needed.
#42 - Nonsense, you could very well get those calories from just eat…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Dad's still got it 0
#45 - Tommovdv (06/25/2015) [-]
Because you eat against your will. It becomes a burden constantly stuffing your face with big meals. I'm not Dwayne Johnson. I cant stomach that much food. At one point im just full. So having something that gives me easy calories in the form of a shake really helped me grow.
#51 - auryn (06/25/2015) [-]
It just seems ridiculous to me why anyone would want to bust his nuts off in the gym, but can't be bothered with the little inconvenience of picking the nutrionally superior option of eating actual food as opposed to relying on processed supplements.

How or why do squeamish people like that even train.
#66 - Tommovdv (06/26/2015) [-]
I told you. Its because I couldn't stomach so much food. Believe me I've tried but it just got me sick. I felt bloated and even threw up. Seems like a waste of good food. So instead, I went for an option that I could actually keep inside me. and provided me with the nutrition I needed.
#40 - Nonsense. Oats and brown rice are cheap, especially i… 06/25/2015 on Dad's still got it 0
#29 - I don't get people who use weight gainers. It's reall…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/25/2015 on Dad's still got it 0
#31 - Tommovdv (06/25/2015) [-]
The issue is that at one point, eating more isn't an option anymore. I eat every 1.5 hours just to get my calories in and maintain my weight and muscle mass. Im as ecto as one can get and my metabolism would get speed tickets if they could measure it. Weight gainers helped me to get in extra calories and actually gain weight. I maintain that weight by having a proper diet.
#42 - auryn (06/25/2015) [-]
Nonsense, you could very well get those calories from just eating bigger meals.

It's easy fitting 4000 / 6000 calories in a day, which should be more than sufficient for any ecto.
Unless you are eating like 7000+ calories without result, I don't see why anyone would think he needs a weight gainer.

I've heard plenty of skinny people complain about not gaining weight and they all think they eat much when you inspect what they actually eat it isn't really as much as they think it is.
#45 - Tommovdv (06/25/2015) [-]
Because you eat against your will. It becomes a burden constantly stuffing your face with big meals. I'm not Dwayne Johnson. I cant stomach that much food. At one point im just full. So having something that gives me easy calories in the form of a shake really helped me grow.
#51 - auryn (06/25/2015) [-]
It just seems ridiculous to me why anyone would want to bust his nuts off in the gym, but can't be bothered with the little inconvenience of picking the nutrionally superior option of eating actual food as opposed to relying on processed supplements.

How or why do squeamish people like that even train.
#66 - Tommovdv (06/26/2015) [-]
I told you. Its because I couldn't stomach so much food. Believe me I've tried but it just got me sick. I felt bloated and even threw up. Seems like a waste of good food. So instead, I went for an option that I could actually keep inside me. and provided me with the nutrition I needed.
#30 - anon (06/25/2015) [-]
i need 4000+ calories a day and can't afford to spend $100 a week on whole foods
#40 - auryn (06/25/2015) [-]
Nonsense.

Oats and brown rice are cheap, especially in bulk.

User avatar #38 - PenguinsOfMars (06/25/2015) [-]
*I need 4000+ calories a day and am too lazy to research anything
User avatar #34 - PenguinsOfMars (06/25/2015) [-]
milk. bread. peanut butter.

literally hundreds of dollars
#39 - With extra fries, please. 06/25/2015 on language barrier 0
#36 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Survivor's… 06/25/2015 on Take it easy, Jennifer. +2
#37 - Fae skata kai psofa re malaka.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2015 on language barrier 0
User avatar #38 - icameheretotroll (06/25/2015) [-]
ttha skisso to mouni sou otan tha se gamao
#83 - anon (06/26/2015) [-]
ikinizinde amına ben koyayım
#39 - auryn (06/25/2015) [-]
With extra fries, please.
#35 - That doesn't sound like someone who is super good at learning …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2015 on language barrier +4
User avatar #36 - icameheretotroll (06/25/2015) [-]
that doesn't sound like a person who can insult in greek
#37 - auryn (06/25/2015) [-]
Fae skata kai psofa re malaka.
User avatar #38 - icameheretotroll (06/25/2015) [-]
ttha skisso to mouni sou otan tha se gamao
#83 - anon (06/26/2015) [-]
ikinizinde amına ben koyayım
#39 - auryn (06/25/2015) [-]
With extra fries, please.
#71 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on a big guy +6
User avatar #78 - jokexplain (06/25/2015) [-]
Nahnah nah nah nah nah nah naaaah


nahnah nah nah nah nah nah naaaaaaaaaaaah
#180 - I think rolling other comments was one the best roll types. … 06/25/2015 on Let's add new *roll* types! 0
#35 - It's a glass ceiling. 06/25/2015 on Well, then... +3
#53 - I ****** up bad time. 06/25/2015 on Whip my hair because eyes... 0
#283 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Crystal me… 06/24/2015 on Let's rename anonymous,... 0
#282 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Pooping ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on Let's rename anonymous,... 0
#283 - auryn (06/24/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll cah answer*"**
**auryn rolls Crystal meth.** ffs...
#281 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls The day th…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Let's rename anonymous,... 0
#282 - auryn (06/24/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll cah answer*"**
**auryn rolls Pooping back and forth. Forever.** One more time.
#283 - auryn (06/24/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll cah answer*"**
**auryn rolls Crystal meth.** ffs...
#280 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls A sweaty, …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Let's rename anonymous,... 0
#281 - auryn (06/24/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll cah answer*"**
**auryn rolls The day the birds attacked.**

18 char limit, so let's try again.
#282 - auryn (06/24/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll cah answer*"**
**auryn rolls Pooping back and forth. Forever.** One more time.
#283 - auryn (06/24/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll cah answer*"**
**auryn rolls Crystal meth.** ffs...

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#72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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#73 to #72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

#5 - lolmonade ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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