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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/25/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#162
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#157
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Total Comments Made:4825
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#136 - First of all, this isn't about death in particular. A… 07/09/2014 on tactical shitstorm inbound. 0
#17 - Did you really just post that picture on every football related post? 07/09/2014 on No more :( 0
#37 - Picture 07/09/2014 on She just didn't serpentine 0
#120 - Tumblr isn't even real, it's just trolls from 4chan trying to … 07/09/2014 on battle plan 0
#13 - Not if really saggy balls.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on Damn goblins +22
User avatar #19 - demandsgayversion (07/09/2014) [-]
Benjamin Button did it!
#28 - The Human Centipede is just a metaphore for how Family Guy reg… 07/09/2014 on Netflix gets it 0
#55 - Well if that's so old, than isn't being called a newfag contradictory?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on They've gone too far 0
User avatar #57 - gmarrox (07/09/2014) [-]
Not really, since Blue Waffle became a popular discussion topic in surface level websites like facebook, so it would be entirely possible that by coming to best site on the internet from such a website recently, you'd have no way of knowing the blue waffle is old news that nobody cares about anymore.
User avatar #58 - gmarrox (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh my big black penetrative daddy, you and your word filters
#84 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2014 on First Half of Brazil - Germany +4
User avatar #340 - ronyx (07/10/2014) [-]
y he mad tho
#50 - Or wait... that was the joke? I don't know, I'm barel…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on They've gone too far 0
User avatar #53 - gmarrox (07/09/2014) [-]
He's trying to tell you that the last time blue waffle was a relevant topic of discussion, my grandpa's balls didn't get wet every time he sat down to shit.
#55 - auryn (07/09/2014) [-]
Well if that's so old, than isn't being called a newfag contradictory?
User avatar #57 - gmarrox (07/09/2014) [-]
Not really, since Blue Waffle became a popular discussion topic in surface level websites like facebook, so it would be entirely possible that by coming to best site on the internet from such a website recently, you'd have no way of knowing the blue waffle is old news that nobody cares about anymore.
User avatar #58 - gmarrox (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh my big black penetrative daddy, you and your word filters
#85 - That was the last straw. 07/09/2014 on Best GTA gif on the internet 0
#102 - Yes, we've just established that. People with terminal disease…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on tactical shitstorm inbound. -1
User avatar #134 - brettyoke (07/09/2014) [-]
But the differences is that they're nothing a like. EVERYTHING has caused deaths at some point, and a simile does not extend to EVERYTHING.
#136 - auryn (07/09/2014) [-]
First of all, this isn't about death in particular.

And what Ricky was trying to illustrate is that you don't have to dislike the person asociated with the thing you dislike. So it's similar in that regard.
#47 - That doesn't sound too bad, until you google 'blue waffle'  [+] (6 new replies) 07/09/2014 on They've gone too far 0
#49 - fourchinsbrah (07/09/2014) [-]
#50 - auryn (07/09/2014) [-]
Or wait... that was the joke?

I don't know, I'm barely awake.

User avatar #53 - gmarrox (07/09/2014) [-]
He's trying to tell you that the last time blue waffle was a relevant topic of discussion, my grandpa's balls didn't get wet every time he sat down to shit.
#55 - auryn (07/09/2014) [-]
Well if that's so old, than isn't being called a newfag contradictory?
User avatar #57 - gmarrox (07/09/2014) [-]
Not really, since Blue Waffle became a popular discussion topic in surface level websites like facebook, so it would be entirely possible that by coming to best site on the internet from such a website recently, you'd have no way of knowing the blue waffle is old news that nobody cares about anymore.
User avatar #58 - gmarrox (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh my big black penetrative daddy, you and your word filters
#196 - Yes. 07/09/2014 on The Smarterest 0
#17 - This made me think of 4 things that are not Jackie Chan, inclu… 07/08/2014 on Impressive 0
#38 - I remember seeing this. And If I'm not mistaken this …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2014 on The Smarterest 0
User avatar #170 - cormy (07/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #173 - cormy (07/09/2014) [-]
Oh... You mean he committed suicide?
#196 - auryn (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes.
#6 - Well, that was anticlimactic. 07/08/2014 on Spiked Tho 0
#30 - of have*  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Something Tumblr should learn +21
User avatar #31 - targaryren (07/08/2014) [-]
thank you
#90 - He didn't specify red or green, so could be either or both. 07/08/2014 on smoke 0
#28 - You don't need a taxi to get these hired porn actresses to hav…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Gib +32
#70 - elmirbuljubasic (07/08/2014) [-]
And a big dick
User avatar #101 - sketchE (07/08/2014) [-]
pay them enough and they dont care.
#60 - Trick question. The correct answer is neither. 07/08/2014 on Smells like updog in here... 0
#136 - I'm not blaming you for not knowing it was a file, that was qu… 07/08/2014 on Mildly Interesting +1
#27 - Yes. A paperclip.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Mildly Interesting +10
#100 - shambizzle (07/08/2014) [-]
Yes because I've totally seen a million files that look exactly like that fucking blurry image.
#136 - auryn (07/08/2014) [-]
I'm not blaming you for not knowing it was a file, that was quite understandable.

But besides that it doesn't even look that much like a paperclip, with a bit of common sense you could've at least known that a paperclip wasn't the most obvious choice.
What would do the paperclip do? And where in the end result picture do you see anything where the paperclip might have come into play?



#79 - No. You're mistaking correlation for causality. 07/08/2014 on The Autism Interviews 0
#45 - Either way, they have to pay the price 07/08/2014 on something is backwards. 0
#43 - >trash metal I'm not a big fan of thrash metal eit… 07/08/2014 on cast iron +2

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#61 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#60 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#59 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#58 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the nigger raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the shitstorms.
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to shitmouthing others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the shitmouthing is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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