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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:5/30/2016
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#273
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
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Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
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Level 346 Comments: Sold Soul → Level 347 Comments: Sold Soul
Subscribers:1
Content Views:13051
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:10095
FJ Points:46353

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#1 - You can tell that whoever is going to be executed is a very de… 04/15/2016 on 784 +1
#1 - Picture 04/15/2016 on 782 +3
#5 - Once I overheard a conversation between them. One sai… 04/15/2016 on 776 0
#1 - That depends a little bit. When she was younger, my … 04/15/2016 on 778 0
#2 - I heard about a similar thing that happened with Ron and Emma…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2016 on 776 +1
#4 - sjohnson (04/15/2016) [-]
my lesbian neighbour asked me how do I view lesbians relationships. app in HD wasn't a good answer
#5 - auryn (04/15/2016) [-]
Once I overheard a conversation between them.

One said: "I want to be frank with you." The other replied with "I thought it was my turn to be frank."
#2 - Unless your mother had a caesarean section. Then you … 04/14/2016 on go lads, its mah birthday 0
#74 - At the very least, part of him. 04/13/2016 on Stay In Character 0
#63 - Phased has a completely different meaning. He most de… 04/13/2016 on Remove Shawarma +4
#144 - >would of 04/13/2016 on "Woah, shit just got real" +2
#79 - That's not a sport, that's a myth.. 04/13/2016 on Bowling Regulations 0
#78 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls The hardwo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2016 on Bowling Regulations 0
#79 - auryn (04/13/2016) [-]
That's not a sport, that's a myth..
#77 - Picture 04/13/2016 on Bowling Regulations 0
#23 - Nothing is real in the manifested cosmos when it's the emanati… 04/13/2016 on I actually found this funny 0
#37 - Trying too hard? I think these are the kind of people… 04/13/2016 on Naughty nurse 0
#168 - My bad, I missinterpretted why you were saying that. … 04/13/2016 on A powerlifter in the gym... +1
#166 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2016 on A powerlifter in the gym... 0
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#167 - merfmerf (04/13/2016) [-]
Yeah no shit, but wearing make-up with a dress is a tad bit more normal than wearing make-up when lifting stuff looking like you're taking a shit all the time and ending up looking like a tomato.
#168 - auryn (04/13/2016) [-]
My bad, I missinterpretted why you were saying that.

I'm just awake.
#3 - Picture 04/13/2016 on My In-Depth Look into Dark... +4
#3 - At the age of 14 while drunk I lost my virginity to a fat marr…  [+] (26 new replies) 04/12/2016 on Anon has sex with a married... +122
#88 - alimais (04/13/2016) [-]
So she got you drunk for consent ?
#80 - hikakiller (04/13/2016) [-]
Me.
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#73 - mrsixinch (04/13/2016) [-]
The kid actually wanted to /ss/... The absolute madman
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#39 - elcreepo (04/12/2016) [-]
Dude

Pretty sure you got sexually assaulted by a pedo
#51 - anon (04/13/2016) [-]
remember they're only pedos if they're ugly or men
#38 - fjkabob (04/12/2016) [-]
must've been weird fucking your mom
#27 - slickey (04/12/2016) [-]
Dear Diary, today we found out what kind of game FunnyJunker's get. Fat, cheating sluts in their midlife crises.
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#61 - ohhh (04/13/2016) [-]
You mean pedophiles.
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#25 - augustusxxiv (04/12/2016) [-]
I'm surprised no one's pointed out the fact that you were basically raped (at the bare minimum legally)
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#40 - elcreepo (04/12/2016) [-]
If this was a story about a 14 year old girl with a fatass guy with kids we'd be hearing about it on the news
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#14 - Deavas (04/12/2016) [-]
haha i did that at 19 except she wasnt married and had 2 kids from 2 different men and she weighed 380lbs
#10 - justtocomment (04/12/2016) [-]
Oh hey, similar here:
Lost my virginity at 15 to a friend's mom. She wasn't married though. Fat and doughy, but holy shit she could suck dick like mad. I fucked her while my friend was in the other room... Not my proudest moment, but I kept fucking her on and off until I was 21.
#6 - postwhatevs (04/12/2016) [-]
**postwhatevs used "*roll picture*"**
**postwhatevs rolled image** Virgin women mostly suck at sex, this was a good thing even though she was fat.
#22 - anon (04/12/2016) [-]
women mostly suck at sex*

ftfy
#5 - grafitblacke (04/12/2016) [-]
#4 - anon (04/12/2016) [-]
Someone with a little self respect.
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#44 - quoterox (04/12/2016) [-]
No one has self respect at 14.
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#58 - izdubar (04/13/2016) [-]
I was a narcissistic cunt when I was 14, pretty sure I had a lot of self-respect
#82 - hikakiller (04/13/2016) [-]
You were most likely cocky. Not the same.
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#83 - izdubar (04/13/2016) [-]
What's the difference?
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#90 - acemrhawk (04/13/2016) [-]
I think being cocky is the result of such a low level of self-respect that you don't even care anymore.
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#91 - izdubar (04/13/2016) [-]
Care about what? Myself? But then I wouldn't be narcissistic, mate. Also it's good fun that all of you know better than me how I was back when I was 14 pedo stalkers

I have no idea why I'm getting the reddies, I guess my bantz just ain't good enough.
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#92 - acemrhawk (04/13/2016) [-]
Your surroundings
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#94 - izdubar (04/13/2016) [-]
So in order to have self-respect, I must first respect my surroundings?
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#95 - acemrhawk (04/13/2016) [-]
I'm saying that you might've had such a low level of self-respect that you don't even care about anything, including the people around you. I was just answering your question on what the difference was. I'm not saying anything about the 14-year old you. sry m8.
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#8 - alfonshister (04/12/2016) [-]
and that's why you shouldn't drink.
#2 - To be fair it's quite annoying when people overreact. … 04/12/2016 on Brotip: -1
#1 - I did but then I bumped into the person in front of me who sud…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2016 on A-fricken-men +5
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#2 - americanbryce (04/12/2016) [-]
lol. Go find that kid and punch them.
#56 - What's wrong with bats in the house? 04/12/2016 on window that converts into a... 0
#26 - One punch can send someone to the hospital too.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2016 on The hero we need, deserve... 0
#28 - nagafever (04/12/2016) [-]
**nagafever used "*roll picture*"**
**nagafever rolled image** yea but if i punch a cunt cuz hes being a punch, i punch to punch, not to send him to the hospital. normally when people are sent to the hospital due to violence its intentional
#24 - Fiber optic network.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2016 on Oh boy +27
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#111 - thepizzadevourer (04/12/2016) [-]
That's pretty much the same thing.
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#68 - tacolishous (04/12/2016) [-]
I guessed as much.
I wish I could get fiber optic cable laid out to my house but I live in bumfuck nowhere. My neighbors would probably think I was trying to summon Satan, if it was even possible to get it.
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#98 - bronynexgen (04/12/2016) [-]
I'd summon Satan for decent internet. Fucking Comcast/Time Warner/Optimum/Verizon. This is why Europe's better.
#8 - Gee, if only there was such a thing like trading goods and ser…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2016 on LETS GO BABY +2
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#12 - ghouleyed (04/12/2016) [-]
Yea if i could still trade items in steam i'd have the money in month or so.

They sons of bitches made trading impossible
#7 - In intention I actually like the character Kylo, someone who's… 04/12/2016 on Kylo Ren Comp +7
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#62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn (09/05/2014) [-]
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#65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
#63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
#46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
#29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the **********.
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
#39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
#41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
#53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
#14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
#55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
#57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
#12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

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#3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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