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auryn

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:The Netherlands
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Highest Content Rank:#14558
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Total Comments Made:8531
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#40 - Picture 06/01/2015 on Parents pay attention +6
#24 - I can understand the others, but I don't feel the one of the C… 06/01/2015 on Favorite directors 0
#39 - Decline bench presses. Undisputed king for lower pecs, and one…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2015 on Exercices 0
User avatar #44 - dickticklerluv (06/01/2015) [-]
thanks fam
#11 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Dorito bre… 05/31/2015 on Going to College like.. 0
#186 - Aside from the unrealistic scenario that everyone goes vegan o…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Vegan at it again 0
#229 - vigilantej (06/01/2015) [-]
grain isnt all that needed in a balanced diety fuck off i dont want to eat a shitload of grain and no the proper amount of vegetables/nuts ect that you would need to sustain the human race and still have all dietary needs would not be sustainable and you think animals are treated badly now what happens when we do these mass farms and need land? we are going to take animal homes and guess what when the animals try to eat this food? we will kill them and continue to displace them as as food needs grow and eventually the non pet animals will be dead apart from zoo's
User avatar #223 - kibbleking (06/01/2015) [-]
I'm done talking to you. It's clear that playing 'find the vegan' has become easier than ever.

Also, fuck off libtard.
#129 - Yes, eating meat is unnecessary, humans can live perfectly fin…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Vegan at it again +1
#146 - kibbleking (05/31/2015) [-]
YFW everyone goes vegan and the economy and ecosystem are ravaged
YFW you die because you refuse to eat anything other than the scarce vegetables
#186 - auryn (05/31/2015) [-]
Aside from the unrealistic scenario that everyone goes vegan or vegetarian at once, why exactly would the economy plummet when all the resources, jobs, and profits of the meat industry could be replaced by the cultivation of vegetarian alternatives.

And speaking about the ecosystem, the meat industry is actually harming the ecosystem a lot more than the alternative ever would. The meat industry is a large contributor of greenhouse gas emissions adding to the global warming.
Another example of how exhaustive and inefficient the meat industry is that the U.S. could feed 800 million people with grain that livestock eat alone, that's well over twice the amount of people in the entire country.

I don't know, I feel like you aren't putting much thought into what you say.
#229 - vigilantej (06/01/2015) [-]
grain isnt all that needed in a balanced diety fuck off i dont want to eat a shitload of grain and no the proper amount of vegetables/nuts ect that you would need to sustain the human race and still have all dietary needs would not be sustainable and you think animals are treated badly now what happens when we do these mass farms and need land? we are going to take animal homes and guess what when the animals try to eat this food? we will kill them and continue to displace them as as food needs grow and eventually the non pet animals will be dead apart from zoo's
User avatar #223 - kibbleking (06/01/2015) [-]
I'm done talking to you. It's clear that playing 'find the vegan' has become easier than ever.

Also, fuck off libtard.
#126 - Eating is necessary, eating meat however is not necessary. …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Vegan at it again 0
#228 - vigilantej (06/01/2015) [-]
uhm yes it is the deit you are talking about requires you to spend a bunch of money importing food as its not grown locally furthermore you would still have to eat ridiclious portion sizes and would be a major inconvenience why should human beings go against nature we are omnivores for a reason meat is apart of our diets
#34 - I'm just curious to see if there's a pattern, I've noticed tha… 05/31/2015 on Fit girls at the gym gif dump 0
#7 - Picture 05/31/2015 on Vacuuming +1
#19 - Meh.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on Family Guy without Cutaways 0
User avatar #20 - darknak (05/31/2015) [-]
Depends on your tastes i guess. I just never expect their jokes when i'm high (i do sobber tho)
#16 - But aren't steamy showers hot showers. 05/31/2015 on something somethinc pc... +4
#25 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Slaughteri…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2015 on phone sex operator stories +7
#103 - emperorwatergate (06/01/2015) [-]
#117 - funpunk (06/01/2015) [-]
...Did he kill that kid?
User avatar #118 - emperorwatergate (06/01/2015) [-]
Yes.
#56 - funpunk (05/31/2015) [-]
I don't think the Emperor would be pleased with that.
#64 - I don't think the comparison is completely unfair. W…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Vegan at it again 0
User avatar #100 - kibbleking (05/31/2015) [-]
>Unnecessary
If only EVERYBODY could live off a diet of asparagus and worms like you.
#129 - auryn (05/31/2015) [-]
Yes, eating meat is unnecessary, humans can live perfectly fine without meat.
This is a simple fact, not a matter of opinion. I'm wondering what you're arguing against.
#146 - kibbleking (05/31/2015) [-]
YFW everyone goes vegan and the economy and ecosystem are ravaged
YFW you die because you refuse to eat anything other than the scarce vegetables
#186 - auryn (05/31/2015) [-]
Aside from the unrealistic scenario that everyone goes vegan or vegetarian at once, why exactly would the economy plummet when all the resources, jobs, and profits of the meat industry could be replaced by the cultivation of vegetarian alternatives.

And speaking about the ecosystem, the meat industry is actually harming the ecosystem a lot more than the alternative ever would. The meat industry is a large contributor of greenhouse gas emissions adding to the global warming.
Another example of how exhaustive and inefficient the meat industry is that the U.S. could feed 800 million people with grain that livestock eat alone, that's well over twice the amount of people in the entire country.

I don't know, I feel like you aren't putting much thought into what you say.
#229 - vigilantej (06/01/2015) [-]
grain isnt all that needed in a balanced diety fuck off i dont want to eat a shitload of grain and no the proper amount of vegetables/nuts ect that you would need to sustain the human race and still have all dietary needs would not be sustainable and you think animals are treated badly now what happens when we do these mass farms and need land? we are going to take animal homes and guess what when the animals try to eat this food? we will kill them and continue to displace them as as food needs grow and eventually the non pet animals will be dead apart from zoo's
User avatar #223 - kibbleking (06/01/2015) [-]
I'm done talking to you. It's clear that playing 'find the vegan' has become easier than ever.

Also, fuck off libtard.
#86 - vigilantej (05/31/2015) [-]
whats unnecessary about eating? yes there are expensive supplements and super unorthadox diets you can use to replace meat but guess what thats not globally sustainable the holocaust was killing jews just to kill them they where not used for food the animals in the photo are being used and bred for a specific purpose and thats to be food its not cruel usually as theres regulations that most places follow so in most cases the animals do not suffer or have terrible quality of life yes there exceptions probably a lot but when you consider most of this planet eats meat the numbers are rather low so get off your high horse saying its the same it is not
#126 - auryn (05/31/2015) [-]
Eating is necessary, eating meat however is not necessary.
And you don't need supplements in a proper vegetarian diet.
#228 - vigilantej (06/01/2015) [-]
uhm yes it is the deit you are talking about requires you to spend a bunch of money importing food as its not grown locally furthermore you would still have to eat ridiclious portion sizes and would be a major inconvenience why should human beings go against nature we are omnivores for a reason meat is apart of our diets
#35 - I've been watching too much HowToBasic videos, I was expecting… 05/31/2015 on Yeah, science! 0
#245 - I forgot however that it still didn't answer whether it would … 05/31/2015 on Rage compilation +1
#243 - Depends on whether the sex was consensual, if it was then just theft.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Rage compilation +1
User avatar #244 - timmywankenobi (05/31/2015) [-]
oh yeah that makes sense thanks.
#245 - auryn (05/31/2015) [-]
I forgot however that it still didn't answer whether it would be just rape or rape and theft if it wasn't consensual.

Good question. It made me rethink some things, I'd hate to be a thief.
#48 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Unfathomab… 05/31/2015 on Fuck your brain up 0
#75 - So, like a shiny Pokémon.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on :( +5
User avatar #87 - mirukawa (05/31/2015) [-]
ah fucking rareware
rip
#240 - I'd rather get attacked as a man than get raped as a woman, an…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Rage compilation 0
User avatar #242 - timmywankenobi (05/31/2015) [-]
homless women are rarely raped (execpt by other hobo's) because they smell very bad and are usually quite dirty and the homeless women who aren't dirty have sex for money or drugs. Which leads to my next question;

Does raping a prostitute count as rape and theft or just rape or just theft ?
#243 - auryn (05/31/2015) [-]
Depends on whether the sex was consensual, if it was then just theft.
User avatar #244 - timmywankenobi (05/31/2015) [-]
oh yeah that makes sense thanks.
#245 - auryn (05/31/2015) [-]
I forgot however that it still didn't answer whether it would be just rape or rape and theft if it wasn't consensual.

Good question. It made me rethink some things, I'd hate to be a thief.
#213 - Fair point, it does have advantages too. But I don't … 05/31/2015 on Rage compilation 0
#209 - The problem is not knowing whether they are trustworthy.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Rage compilation 0
User avatar #214 - titsmccracken (05/31/2015) [-]
Ugh. The creepiest shelter ever was ran by a pastor in Oklahoma. I was traveling through. He saw me and as he was offering me a place at the shelter for the night he started jacking off under his pants. Some people are surprisingly creepy.
User avatar #212 - nimba (05/31/2015) [-]
women can be sneaky can't they
#48 - I'm sorry to hear about your hearing impairment. But …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2015 on fuck you ipod 0
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#60 - anonymoose (05/31/2015) [-]
#49 - yuichka (05/31/2015) [-]
chill fam all music is great if it's not lil wayne, justin bieber and all those shitheads
#206 - In all honesty though, if I were homeless I'd rather be white …  [+] (12 new replies) 05/31/2015 on Rage compilation 0
User avatar #227 - timmywankenobi (05/31/2015) [-]
a homeless man is 4 times more likely to be attacked then a homeless woman.
#240 - auryn (05/31/2015) [-]
I'd rather get attacked as a man than get raped as a woman, and I think I stand my ground relatively well so I woudn't be too worried about that anyway.
User avatar #242 - timmywankenobi (05/31/2015) [-]
homless women are rarely raped (execpt by other hobo's) because they smell very bad and are usually quite dirty and the homeless women who aren't dirty have sex for money or drugs. Which leads to my next question;

Does raping a prostitute count as rape and theft or just rape or just theft ?
#243 - auryn (05/31/2015) [-]
Depends on whether the sex was consensual, if it was then just theft.
User avatar #244 - timmywankenobi (05/31/2015) [-]
oh yeah that makes sense thanks.
#245 - auryn (05/31/2015) [-]
I forgot however that it still didn't answer whether it would be just rape or rape and theft if it wasn't consensual.

Good question. It made me rethink some things, I'd hate to be a thief.
User avatar #208 - titsmccracken (05/31/2015) [-]
When I was homeless I stuck with a small group of dudes for safety. However girls do make more money begging than men do. Personally I was never a spanger, but I knew girls who did.
#213 - auryn (05/31/2015) [-]
Fair point, it does have advantages too.

But I don't think I'd want to switch though in that scenario if I had the chance to pick.
User avatar #207 - nimba (05/31/2015) [-]
women seem to find shelters more readily
#209 - auryn (05/31/2015) [-]
The problem is not knowing whether they are trustworthy.
User avatar #214 - titsmccracken (05/31/2015) [-]
Ugh. The creepiest shelter ever was ran by a pastor in Oklahoma. I was traveling through. He saw me and as he was offering me a place at the shelter for the night he started jacking off under his pants. Some people are surprisingly creepy.
User avatar #212 - nimba (05/31/2015) [-]
women can be sneaky can't they
#68 - 1) The spider was never on that side of the hand. And you can … 05/31/2015 on Magic trick 0
#37 - See now, the mistake you make is to give a **** in the … 05/31/2015 on I've got 99 problems 0

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#72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

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User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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