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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/20/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#219
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#39 - No, no. I did that with my dad, it's more of a man thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on :( 0
User avatar #41 - cumbersome (08/04/2014) [-]
How unconventional, your family must be left-wingers. Its supposed to be mom for first penetration, and then your dad holds you when you get/give your first bj.
#90 - Yes. But he didn't have the safety switch on AND pull…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2014 on I got your back Bro 0
User avatar #91 - DaCrazyOne (08/04/2014) [-]
Bro, the debate was over for at least two days now.

I was just posting that because I thought you might like to see it.
#92 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
Okay, thanks.
#34 - I thought you could survive a falling platform or elevator if …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on /b/allsack +47
User avatar #160 - chiopet (08/04/2014) [-]
Well it made sense in my head
User avatar #128 - jackledead (08/04/2014) [-]
I still try to tell myself that this is true.
#50 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
holy fuck, this so much
#15 - No title possible? What's wrong with "Little gir… 08/04/2014 on No title possible! 0
#23 - Well it would be slightly awkward if they had been holding me …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2014 on :( +2
User avatar #25 - cumbersome (08/04/2014) [-]
Wait your mom wasnt holding you when you swiped the vcard?

You sure missed out on a bonding experience.
#39 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
No, no.

I did that with my dad, it's more of a man thing.
User avatar #41 - cumbersome (08/04/2014) [-]
How unconventional, your family must be left-wingers. Its supposed to be mom for first penetration, and then your dad holds you when you get/give your first bj.
#22 - Comment deleted 08/04/2014 on :( 0
#18 - XXX-men: Meddling Kids edition. 08/04/2014 on What will happen?.... +1
#17 - This looks like the beginning of an interesting porn scene.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on What will happen?.... 0
#18 - auryn (08/04/2014) [-]
XXX-men: Meddling Kids edition.
#19 - Wouldn't it be much quicker to just cook them? 08/04/2014 on scrambled eggs 0
#75 - 'Murica*  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on 'Merica 0
#90 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
*The Greatest Goddamned Country in the World
#73 - Heterosexuals: I want my partner to be a smaller, more fragile…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on Gay master race. 0
User avatar #117 - schneidend (08/04/2014) [-]
She-Hulk.

Your move.
#23 - I don't think Russians drink anything that is corked.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on ha +69
#36 - anonymous (08/04/2014) [-]
Many Vodkas and other spirits from small Destilleries are still corked I think
#89 - Actually, if he would've skipped leg day and still be heavier … 08/04/2014 on Christian Bale 0
#37 - Most times when people slowly lose their cognitive functions d… 08/04/2014 on The Horror 0
#144 - As I always say, go interracial midget amputee BDSM or go home. 08/04/2014 on Facts about girls you've... +1
#341 - I feel happy though that the chinese managed to create a whole…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on yea -2
#354 - bestfoxgirl (08/04/2014) [-]
#90 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2014 on tall people +6
User avatar #127 - privatepumpanickel (08/04/2014) [-]
aaaand I don't know what kind of response I expected here...
#35 - White people can't be racist? Das racist. 08/03/2014 on her definition +10
#31 - That is rather unfortunate, I was curious for your reply. 08/03/2014 on Favorite Simpsons moment 0
#28 - - "Metaphysical means above physical, not separate to. A …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on Favorite Simpsons moment 0
#29 - ninjaroo (08/03/2014) [-]
So, I was typing stuff and I accidentally double clicked on your comment while trying to copy paste something and it opened a new reply box, deleting everything I said.
I'm going to bed and can't be bothered typing all that out again Seriously I was up to the "infinite reality which is the source of all being" part and I had about 200 characters left. , so I'm gonna be leaving you with a simple "I disagree", and bid you goodnight.
#31 - auryn (08/03/2014) [-]
That is rather unfortunate, I was curious for your reply.
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/03/2014 on Wut? +3
User avatar #9 - sparkyoneonetwo (08/03/2014) [-]
Thank you for the lesson Grammar Nazi.

I'll do my best not to fuck that up next time no promises though
#63 - Thank you, I typed it myself. 08/03/2014 on What the fuck +3
#54 - Ah, that explains why they're so full of **** .  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2014 on What the fuck +14
User avatar #62 - ryuggu (08/03/2014) [-]
that was a good one
#63 - auryn (08/03/2014) [-]
Thank you, I typed it myself.
#16 - It's annoying and obnoxious as hell. 08/03/2014 on IN CHURCH 0
#48 - Obviously you've never enjoyed the excitement of ******…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/03/2014 on What the fuck +6
User avatar #52 - ryuggu (08/03/2014) [-]
girls don't poop. i mean, there's a legend about it
User avatar #118 - valkyrian (08/03/2014) [-]
I hear that girls only poop during a blood moon.
#54 - auryn (08/03/2014) [-]
Ah, that explains why they're so full of shit.
User avatar #62 - ryuggu (08/03/2014) [-]
that was a good one
#63 - auryn (08/03/2014) [-]
Thank you, I typed it myself.

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#61 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image**
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#60 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image**
#59 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
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#58 - auryn (07/20/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image**
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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