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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:8/30/2015
Location:The Netherlands
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#952
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 47313 total,  56945 ,  9632
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 38.2% (382/1000)
Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 338 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:13008
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8717
FJ Points:37265

latest user's comments

#28 - Obviously diet is the most determining factor, but you can def… 06/28/2015 on Fat People 0
#26 - What's next? We're gonna marry babies? Marry chickens? Where d… 06/28/2015 on Ingrateful Cunt 0
#29 - Showoff.. 06/28/2015 on Your* -1
#68 - Around the body, with chalk. 06/28/2015 on It's hard to win an... +1
#67 - I'm not so sure about that.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on It's hard to win an... 0
#69 - noradrenaline (06/28/2015) [-]
>I´m not sure

There´s your problem, you´re not confident enough
#71 - noradrenaline (06/29/2015) [-]
Of course I am. I´m always sure.
#70 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
Are you sure?
#142 - Battleroads. 06/28/2015 on Console wars rage on +1
#55 - He was. But autistics have a hard time differntiating… 06/28/2015 on Prom +4
#57 - **auryn used "*roll cah answer*"** **auryn rolls Beefin' ov…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on A John Cena Christmas +3
#58 - fallenwtfever (06/28/2015) [-]
**fallenwtfever used "*Roll picture*"**
**fallenwtfever rolled image** It's getting better
#41 - If you insist. Though personally I shiver of the thou… 06/28/2015 on Did I interrupt you... +3
#26 - That's because mundane people can't comprehend the depth and c… 06/28/2015 on Facefusion at its best 0
#24 - Which movie!? Oh, only the best movie of all time; The Room  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2015 on Facefusion at its best +1
User avatar #25 - malcolmcz (06/28/2015) [-]
holy shit it have only 3,5 rating on Imdb
#26 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
That's because mundane people can't comprehend the depth and complexity of this movie that carefully deconstructs the absurdities and degeneration of modern day society and human relationships through sardonic comedy.
#59 - Y'all took the bait, you ********* . 06/28/2015 on Mentally Ill Grill 0
#31 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** W…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2015 on A John Cena Christmas +3
#52 - fallenwtfever (06/28/2015) [-]
**fallenwtfever used "*Roll picture*"**
**fallenwtfever rolled image** What kind of wrestle
#57 - auryn (06/28/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll cah answer*"**
**auryn rolls Beefin' over turf.**

It's difficult to explain but it involves this.
#58 - fallenwtfever (06/28/2015) [-]
**fallenwtfever used "*Roll picture*"**
**fallenwtfever rolled image** It's getting better
#47 - Picture 06/28/2015 on Get Killing +2
#26 - If that's what you noticed in this video, I have some bad fa… 06/27/2015 on Wait for it +6
#59 - He only lasted a couple of seconds each time. 06/27/2015 on what the ever-loving fuck 0
#65 - Now let's see these kinds of ads against obesity.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on best anti-smoking commercial +2
#70 - trogdorrules (06/27/2015) [-]
"C'mon Hayleigh, eat this Big Mac with large fries and diet coke!"

"Sorry, I can't lift my arms that high."
#33 - They shrunk, detoriated, and discoloured due to weather conditions. 06/27/2015 on bitches love poles +1
#94 - You could buy a second hand loop pedal for what? Like 50 bucks… 06/27/2015 on Coo coo violin +1
#59 - Doesn't matter, had sex. 06/27/2015 on Adorable copy cat chilling... +1
#29 - That would still be incorrect. It's not a sport to st…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Wrestling is a legitimate... 0
#34 - anon (06/27/2015) [-]
ur a cunt m8
User avatar #38 - Dincorta (06/27/2015) [-]
But he's right. Normal wrestling is a sport, with men in leotards, etc.
But WWE is more like a soap opera about wrestlers masquerading as an actual sport.
It's pretty clever and many people misunderstand it.
#9 - You're not supposed to eat the bottle, ******** .  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on Secret Stash +5
User avatar #12 - shroomdozer (06/27/2015) [-]
what else is there to eat tho
#38 - If only we lived in a a society where they were readily availa…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2015 on Coo coo violin -2
#48 - anon (06/27/2015) [-]
Yes, because loop pedals grow on trees and can be harvested for free by anyone. Kappa, you fucking womb waster. Jk, I'm not mad, I just wanted to insult you. You should've been a stain. [spoiler] <3 [spoiler] Waste of oxygen you are. [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
#94 - auryn (06/27/2015) [-]
You could buy a second hand loop pedal for what? Like 50 bucks?

How hard can that be?

If you asked a nickel for every dick you sucked, you would have have that kind of money within a week.
#35 - That's arguably.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2015 on so much disappointment in... 0
User avatar #36 - SteyrAUG (06/27/2015) [-]
I suppose it is. Pain-wise though, I'm pretty sure being lit on fire produces more pain per square inch than any other choice available.
#37 - amuzen (06/27/2015) [-]
aside from various slow deaths like torture, diseases, poisons, and venoms I think so yeah.
User avatar #41 - SteyrAUG (06/27/2015) [-]
You forgot branding as a torture.
#34 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** … 06/27/2015 on so much disappointment in... 0

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll 4, 0-9*"**
**auryn rolls 8**
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#73 to #72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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