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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:1/25/2015
Location:The Netherlands
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#221 - Not once in my lifetime of 25 years have I ever experienced a …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Wimen 0
#224 - aurumleo (01/07/2015) [-]
So you think your life is related to other men' life? Come on, we're talking about the advantages and disadvantages of men. you can't be that oblivious of male disadvantages you might have by the law.

Would you, as a man, consider your woefully low chances in winning child custody in the family court as an advantage even if you had a child?
#225 - auryn (01/07/2015) [-]
Not getting the kids is a good thing.

(No but seriously, there's no point in arguing If you can't see that that in most situations of everyday life for all practical intents and purposes, whether socially or physically, the times that men are in advantage outnumber the times the times that women are in advantage.
Listing the few exceptions, that the majority of men will not have to deal with anyway, is not going to change that.)
#217 - ***** , if you can't see see the obvious and innum…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Wimen -1
User avatar #220 - aurumleo (01/07/2015) [-]
The biological advantages of men? Yes. Legal advantages? Doubtful. It would be nice if you enlighten me with your list of women being outweighed by men based on the term of benefits.
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#221 - auryn (01/07/2015) [-]
Not once in my lifetime of 25 years have I ever experienced a disadvantage of being a guy.
#224 - aurumleo (01/07/2015) [-]
So you think your life is related to other men' life? Come on, we're talking about the advantages and disadvantages of men. you can't be that oblivious of male disadvantages you might have by the law.

Would you, as a man, consider your woefully low chances in winning child custody in the family court as an advantage even if you had a child?
#225 - auryn (01/07/2015) [-]
Not getting the kids is a good thing.

(No but seriously, there's no point in arguing If you can't see that that in most situations of everyday life for all practical intents and purposes, whether socially or physically, the times that men are in advantage outnumber the times the times that women are in advantage.
Listing the few exceptions, that the majority of men will not have to deal with anyway, is not going to change that.)
#48 - True. I never had a friend like the disney script wri…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2015 on Still missed +5
User avatar #151 - valkyrian (01/07/2015) [-]
Actually, Robin Williams ad-libbed so much in Aladdin, that the movie was turned down a best adapted screenplay nomination, because he deviated so far from the original content. So, no, we've never had a friend like Robin Williams.
#119 - theruse (01/07/2015) [-]
#31 - fake 01/07/2015 on Robot Pokemon 0
#45 - I don't know if that could be considered a positive impact in … 01/07/2015 on Elon Musk +1
#22 - Well, don't. It's true.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2015 on Wimen -2
#24 - anonymous (01/07/2015) [-]
I guarantee you a man can get arrested for a pillow fight a lot easier than a woman! Speaking from personal experience! The arrest report said, 'Hit with soft things!': A bed sheet, a pillow and teddy bear!
#9 - I'm a guy and I wouldn't want to trade for anything in the wor…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Wimen +11
User avatar #187 - aurumleo (01/07/2015) [-]
List down the benefits of guy, please.
#217 - auryn (01/07/2015) [-]
Nigga, if you can't see see the obvious and innumerable benefits of being a guy then what you need is not a list but a new pair of eyes.
User avatar #220 - aurumleo (01/07/2015) [-]
The biological advantages of men? Yes. Legal advantages? Doubtful. It would be nice if you enlighten me with your list of women being outweighed by men based on the term of benefits.
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#221 - auryn (01/07/2015) [-]
Not once in my lifetime of 25 years have I ever experienced a disadvantage of being a guy.
#224 - aurumleo (01/07/2015) [-]
So you think your life is related to other men' life? Come on, we're talking about the advantages and disadvantages of men. you can't be that oblivious of male disadvantages you might have by the law.

Would you, as a man, consider your woefully low chances in winning child custody in the family court as an advantage even if you had a child?
#225 - auryn (01/07/2015) [-]
Not getting the kids is a good thing.

(No but seriously, there's no point in arguing If you can't see that that in most situations of everyday life for all practical intents and purposes, whether socially or physically, the times that men are in advantage outnumber the times the times that women are in advantage.
Listing the few exceptions, that the majority of men will not have to deal with anyway, is not going to change that.)
User avatar #160 - pitifulsoul (01/07/2015) [-]
While it is true that the ability to efficiently pee while standing up is nice... hm... You know, that's a pretty good perk.
#15 - anonymous (01/07/2015) [-]
I seriously doubt that!
#22 - auryn (01/07/2015) [-]
Well, don't.

It's true.
#24 - anonymous (01/07/2015) [-]
I guarantee you a man can get arrested for a pillow fight a lot easier than a woman! Speaking from personal experience! The arrest report said, 'Hit with soft things!': A bed sheet, a pillow and teddy bear!
#3 - She asked how much, not how long. I would break up to…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/06/2015 on that's the joke +219
User avatar #37 - zaxzwim (01/07/2015) [-]
"How much do you love me?"
"...around 4"
#36 - ohgodmysides (01/07/2015) [-]
I guess it was meant like in this book
Just that instead of long distances of space, it was used with long distances of time
#25 - migueldecervantes (01/07/2015) [-]
were*
User avatar #22 - EdwardNigma (01/07/2015) [-]
Well think of it like this.
In 2 years and a month, a lot can happen. Millions of deaths and new lives, wars, discoveries, new technologies and much to the individuals in question. So, in the sense of time, from here to here, depending on the time passed, can mean quite a fuckin' lot.
#16 - amsel (01/07/2015) [-]
#23 - Heat.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on Toy +2
User avatar #24 - totallynotlegit (01/06/2015) [-]
pls
#77 - I believe you. 01/06/2015 on Summin aint right 0
#19 - By very defintion 1896 could never be in 1895. So 189… 01/06/2015 on What ended in 1896? 0
#179 - I'm as straight as they come and just the thought of homosexua… 01/06/2015 on Uberfacts comp 0
#12 - You don't need to explain it. I used to do a lot of weight tra… 01/06/2015 on /fit/ - Squat Bodyweight Day 1 0
#46 - Picture 01/06/2015 on Gold medal winning jump +2
#110 - I'll be hard-pressed to find any kind of anime. 01/06/2015 on hellsing 0
#137 - "What are you gonna do, axe me?" -Quote F…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
User avatar #149 - gabeinated (01/06/2015) [-]
that reminds me of doctor who

"What you gonna do, plunge me?"

#34 - I don't always read the comment section before I post. 01/06/2015 on Magneto has risen 0
#3 - Defintely a step up from the prequels. 01/05/2015 on Star Wars VII 0
#35 - Wax IS used and burned up as fuel to make the candle burn, you…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Regenerative candle +2
User avatar #38 - cuntism (01/06/2015) [-]
I was referring to old school candles, where wax would be collected and reused. What you're talking about though is paraffin wax candles, which don't really melt, they combust - these produce less waste and are better suited for single use.
#33 - My god, some people are retarded. I feel your pain an… 01/05/2015 on Regenerative candle 0
#8 - Bitch, you obviously haven't tried putting a lot of cats in ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2015 on Did you not get the memo?... +4
User avatar #19 - killerjhtwo (01/06/2015) [-]
Imagine you get caught by a creature who normally lovingly strokes you and chucked into a cold white inescapable container and blasted with water and loud noises.
Not a petafreak, it's just if I ever got a cat/dog I'd ensure that i'd train them so the typical "hates bath time" stereotyp could be avoided.
#10 - Berry* 01/05/2015 on Pussy on pussy action 0
#12 - One day his battery will die and he'll be like "Who is th… 01/05/2015 on my bare hands. Not only am... +26
#28 - Picture 01/05/2015 on Sandwich Police +1
#7 - This isn't magnetism. It's just his gravitational pull.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Magneto has risen +27
#28 - nosensephenom (01/06/2015) [-]
Grats on the same joke posted on the same content 4 hours before you posted.
#34 - auryn (01/06/2015) [-]
I don't always read the comment section before I post.
#8 - ninjalllama (01/05/2015) [-]
Well played good sir
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
#64 to #62 - auryn ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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