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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:4/27/2015
Location:The Netherlands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#945
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 42475 total,  51693 ,  9218
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 87.7% (877/1000)
Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 334 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:2
Content Views:12963
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:7980
FJ Points:33760

latest user's comments

#1 - I'm sorry to hear that, I hope it gets better again. 03/25/2015 on sickest pipe ever? +118
#8 - Ar.. Are you mentally impaired? 03/25/2015 on I must go, my people need me. 0
#7 - I've said it before and I will say it again, Beezow D…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/25/2015 on Some Good Old Fashioned... +4
#10 - fefe (03/25/2015) [-]
Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is just a morph of Jesus and Tom Hiddleston.
#8 - I'm fairly certain that they can at the very least count to potato. 03/25/2015 on Pop tards +1
#25 - I knew I recognized it from somewhere else 03/24/2015 on Popcorn 0
#164 - Needs more muscle  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Get your own Katarina 0
#92 - I once went on omegle pretending to be Justin Bieber. …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Harry makes a girl's day! 0
#99 - medzebra (03/25/2015) [-]
doesn't matter, got titties

pls no FBI
#240 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** I… 03/24/2015 on Get Your Own Cute Animal 0
#127 - Fit girls are best girls 03/24/2015 on I herd y'all like them gals... +2
#508 - Uhm.. How do I send an item again? 03/24/2015 on FJ OC Images 0
#504 - I just looked at my profile, it turns out I have 7 times color…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on FJ OC Images 0
User avatar #505 - phoenix grinder (03/24/2015) [-]
I .. I don't know what to say

I've always dreamed of colored text
#508 - auryn (03/24/2015) [-]
Uhm.. How do I send an item again?
#105 - Hah. If you think that's gross, try unflavored di- and tripept… 03/24/2015 on Meanwhile on /fit/ 0
#76 - I don't think the dog came with the carpet.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Concentration to Detail +2
#77 - phanactssonjoe (03/24/2015) [-]
but i didnt see anything else until i saw the comments
#74 - So what? When you go to India you'll see a lot of tru…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Concentration to Detail 0
#75 - phanactssonjoe (03/24/2015) [-]
ooh i didnt see that, i thought he meant something about the dog
#76 - auryn (03/24/2015) [-]
I don't think the dog came with the carpet.
#77 - phanactssonjoe (03/24/2015) [-]
but i didnt see anything else until i saw the comments
#65 - > "Before making any important decision related to a f…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on 4chan Comp #12 0
User avatar #125 - advice (03/24/2015) [-]
could be worse. my girl asked me if I wanted to have sex, after jerking off I couldn't get hard and she laughed at me
#105 - These are fiery flames. 03/23/2015 on Science is fun +4
#37 - No, I think you were right. 03/23/2015 on Popular Opinion Joker 0
#80 - What you should know is that gravel is one of the few blocks t… 03/22/2015 on Torture +1
#76 - It's like those compilations of people who nearly die titled &… 03/22/2015 on lucky people 0
#35 - Could very well be, I've never bothered watched more than a co…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Popular Opinion Joker 0
User avatar #36 - cumbersome (03/23/2015) [-]
But then again im sure there are shows that try to do the same thing but dont bother doing it correctly, so who knows
#37 - auryn (03/23/2015) [-]
No, I think you were right.
#19 - Because her tits are shocking. 03/22/2015 on Smells like kibbles +4
#21 - There's this show where they make a malnourished person and an…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Popular Opinion Joker 0
User avatar #26 - cumbersome (03/22/2015) [-]
Is it that british show youre talking about, with dr. Christian whatever? The whole point of that is for the person to see someone else struggle to eat the same way they do, whether it be huge amounts they cant stomach or starvation level diets. Most of them realize how fucked up their diet is, and actually do get a lot better. Plus they get meal plans amd shit designed for them
#35 - auryn (03/22/2015) [-]
Could very well be, I've never bothered watched more than a couple of minutes.

That actually makes sense, I might have been too partial it seems.
User avatar #36 - cumbersome (03/23/2015) [-]
But then again im sure there are shows that try to do the same thing but dont bother doing it correctly, so who knows
#37 - auryn (03/23/2015) [-]
No, I think you were right.
#19 - My bad, brain.exe only runs on 50% capacity on sundays. … 03/22/2015 on Popular Opinion Joker +1
#16 - Anorexic people don't have self-control, it's compulsion. …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Popular Opinion Joker +2
#18 - lazaman (03/22/2015) [-]
We need to tie those string beans down and feed their asses some bacon.
And make the fatties watch.
#21 - auryn (03/22/2015) [-]
There's this show where they make a malnourished person and an obese person switch diet.

(Not really helpful though, since both participant's diet is completely shit and in the end they still don't know how to eat proper)



User avatar #26 - cumbersome (03/22/2015) [-]
Is it that british show youre talking about, with dr. Christian whatever? The whole point of that is for the person to see someone else struggle to eat the same way they do, whether it be huge amounts they cant stomach or starvation level diets. Most of them realize how fucked up their diet is, and actually do get a lot better. Plus they get meal plans amd shit designed for them
#35 - auryn (03/22/2015) [-]
Could very well be, I've never bothered watched more than a couple of minutes.

That actually makes sense, I might have been too partial it seems.
User avatar #36 - cumbersome (03/23/2015) [-]
But then again im sure there are shows that try to do the same thing but dont bother doing it correctly, so who knows
#37 - auryn (03/23/2015) [-]
No, I think you were right.
#15 - Nah. Where I live nobody pretends it's okay to be obe…  [+] (13 new replies) 03/22/2015 on Popular Opinion Joker 0
User avatar #17 - lazaman (03/22/2015) [-]
"Popular Opinion Joker"
read the title, you dip
User avatar #39 - captainprincess (03/23/2015) [-]
the popular opinion the joker is expressing is false though
people don't lose their minds about telling a fatass they're dying
User avatar #40 - lazaman (03/23/2015) [-]
I never said I agree or disagree, I was just correcting him.
You dip
User avatar #41 - captainprincess (03/23/2015) [-]
yeah ok
but your correction is still kinda wrong, really
#42 - lazaman (03/23/2015) [-]
<The title

>>#15 their comment
"This seems to be the opposite of an unpopular opinion"
That part of their comment infers that they probably thought that the title said like "unpopular opinion joker"
User avatar #43 - captainprincess (03/23/2015) [-]
Your correction was still kind of wrong
As wrong as the title
For this opinion expressed is not popular
User avatar #44 - lazaman (03/23/2015) [-]
auryn thought the title said unpopular opinion.
I showed them that it said popular opinion.
There is no way that my correction can be wrong, even if you do not agree with the title (I dont agree with it either)
#45 - captainprincess (03/23/2015) [-]
still wrong tho
User avatar #46 - lazaman (03/23/2015) [-]
I dont get how Im fucking wrong.
Are you trolling me m8
wanna fucking fight you kunt?
#47 - captainprincess (03/23/2015) [-]
accuracy =/= correct
your correction corrected them but remained wrong
c:

That it's wrong is all I was ever on about I honestly never gave a single fuck if it was accurate to the title

fite me ho
User avatar #48 - lazaman (03/23/2015) [-]
Ok Im done here.
I dont know what kind of crystal meth you are smoking, but I would suggest you go easy on it.
User avatar #49 - captainprincess (03/23/2015) [-]
The crystal meth of "I don't care if the title says this or that it's still fucking wrong"
#19 - auryn (03/22/2015) [-]
My bad, brain.exe only runs on 50% capacity on sundays.

I will go down with my ship.

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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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