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auryn

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:9/03/2015
Location:The Netherlands
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#908
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#46
Content Thumbs: 96 total,  176 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 47466 total,  57109 ,  9643
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 50% (500/1000)
Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 338 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:1
Content Views:13009
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:8730
FJ Points:37383

latest user's comments

#18 - He pressed B for turbo boost 07/02/2015 on Dog shits while running +1
#32 - There is no brake on the rape train. 07/02/2015 on smooth 0
#51 - Just one one homosexual experience doesn't make you gay. I sho… 07/02/2015 on Reddit summed up in one... +2
#1629 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** No sweat 07/01/2015 on You can't leave FJ until... 0
#30 - Meanwhile here in Holland age of consent, for most intents an…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2015 on gee willikers, thanks uncle... -2
#66 - lulusaurus (07/02/2015) [-]
User avatar #37 - reican (07/02/2015) [-]
also people don't care when a suspected pedophile is missing from his home, work, etc. though the police may come knocking down the door but when they only find a bit of his blood. whoosh they are gone, why? because nobody care if you die.
nobody.
and people need target practice in case someone decide to invade your country
#30 - Is this Kim's new movie? 07/01/2015 on Kayne Smart +6
#77 - But then again you probably have little affiliation with women… 07/01/2015 on HD Carlton Dance +1
#100 - It's to oil up the the cyborg tentacle rape machine. 07/01/2015 on git yer motor runnin 0
#161 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** O… 07/01/2015 on Nature you sick bastard 0
#41 - r u 'aving a giggle m8? 07/01/2015 on Brits +1
#1868 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** I… 07/01/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#1867 - Picture 07/01/2015 on What turned you gay +1
#60 - > would of 07/01/2015 on How the jews "buy" dinner +1
#36 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** … 07/01/2015 on Tender: Where people meat 0
#135 - " **** your language. I'm gonna make my own languag… 07/01/2015 on Childhood traits +1
#52 - I'm surprised redneck didn't bring out a gun. 07/01/2015 on Anon's Coke fueled rage 0
#183 - **auryn used "*roll picture*"** **auryn rolled image ** M… 06/30/2015 on go home nature u drunk 0
#87 - Somewhere around his 100th uploaded video. "How…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on How to fix the red ring of... +2
User avatar #88 - pocketstooheavy (06/29/2015) [-]
Good find, guy.
#82 - If you watch his uploads in chronological order you'll see the…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2015 on How to fix the red ring of... +2
User avatar #83 - pocketstooheavy (06/29/2015) [-]
Do you have the video of his first egg?

T'was truly the tipping point.
#87 - auryn (06/29/2015) [-]
Somewhere around his 100th uploaded video.

"How To Correctly Crack Open An Egg"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=imKuUNQd0cs

Though I belief the second egg video he posted shortly after is what really made it go viral.
"How To Blow Up an Egg"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2mIbgwfDXk
User avatar #88 - pocketstooheavy (06/29/2015) [-]
Good find, guy.
#34 - **auryn used "*roll gender*"** **auryn rolls Cisgender** = OP 06/29/2015 on Sexuality +5
#39 - Sometimes it's better to keep your fervent erotic desires to yourself. 06/29/2015 on This is Moncef Mayel. +1
#98 - On the positive side, graphics and fps are good, impressive ma… 06/29/2015 on Life is the Worst RPG 0
#43 - If you touch girls in the right places, police will appear at …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Shower Thoughts +8
#45 - themassivefail (06/29/2015) [-]
#70 - Are you sure? 06/28/2015 on It's hard to win an... 0
#12 - Yeah, I know. It's called Mc Donald's. 06/28/2015 on (untitled) +21

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#72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll 4, 0-9*"**
**auryn rolls 8**
**auryn rolls 1**
**auryn rolls 9**
**auryn rolls 7**
#73 to #72 - auryn (06/02/2015) [-]
**auryn used "*roll 1, 0-9999*"**
**auryn rolls 1,423**
User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

#5 - lolmonade ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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