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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#45 - That sentence should become the official definition.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Indeed. +21
#46 - lipshinuken (10/28/2014) [-]
Wikipedia's not having none of it. I failed guys, I cannot deliver
#65 - electricwulf (10/29/2014) [-]
That type of thing would be acceptable in Urban dictionary I would believe
#57 - **auryn rolls 9** 10/28/2014 on Tyler 0
#56 - =  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Tyler 0
#57 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
**auryn rolls 9**
#55 - **auryn rolls 6**  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Tyler 0
#56 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
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#57 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
**auryn rolls 9**
#54 - +  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Tyler 0
#55 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
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#56 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
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#57 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
**auryn rolls 9**
#53 - **auryn rolls 0**  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Tyler 0
#54 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
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#55 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
**auryn rolls 6**
#56 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
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#57 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
**auryn rolls 9**
#43 - Not entirely. Subtract a bit of black, add a dose red…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Indeed. +1
#44 - lipshinuken (10/28/2014) [-]
So basically if kiss fucked their siblings and did rap music cuz that's the image I'm getting
#45 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
That sentence should become the official definition.
#46 - lipshinuken (10/28/2014) [-]
Wikipedia's not having none of it. I failed guys, I cannot deliver
#65 - electricwulf (10/29/2014) [-]
That type of thing would be acceptable in Urban dictionary I would believe
#38 - Although simplified and seemingly absurb. If you'd ac…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Isis +3
User avatar #48 - kafudamapla (10/28/2014) [-]
Shut up
User avatar #54 - gtocforyou (10/28/2014) [-]
no u
#37 - Immature edgy white trash trying to be black.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Indeed. +9
User avatar #48 - Gandalfthewhite (10/28/2014) [-]
i thought it was just a bunch of rap fan dressed like clowns
User avatar #40 - lipshinuken (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh you mean a wigger
#43 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
Not entirely.

Subtract a bit of black, add a dose redneck and black and white clown face paint.

#44 - lipshinuken (10/28/2014) [-]
So basically if kiss fucked their siblings and did rap music cuz that's the image I'm getting
#45 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
That sentence should become the official definition.
#46 - lipshinuken (10/28/2014) [-]
Wikipedia's not having none of it. I failed guys, I cannot deliver
#65 - electricwulf (10/29/2014) [-]
That type of thing would be acceptable in Urban dictionary I would believe
User avatar #42 - kikisu (10/28/2014) [-]
No, its a specific cult following of a certain music band that's just... Its just... Oh its so bad. It hurts, trying to remember how bad it was. Going to high school with juggalos has given me ptsd.
#35 - North Korean terrorist attack. 10/28/2014 on Thats pretty cool +4
#59 - My bad, I only read the first half of your sentence, I thought… 10/28/2014 on Alcohol vs Marijuana 0
#56 - Weed is less harmful than alcohol? Not necessarily, c…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Alcohol vs Marijuana -1
#57 - redbannerman (10/28/2014) [-]
Eh, that's just the argument a lot of stoners use to justify smoking weed, and then they go do the other things as well.
#59 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
My bad, I only read the first half of your sentence, I thought you were trying to excuse it.
#33 - It's like the Tardis. 10/28/2014 on 'murica +1
#58 - You should feel grateful. Without them you would neve…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Animal facts +5
User avatar #95 - tiles (10/28/2014) [-]
#6 - It's indeed best to get it over with already. 10/28/2014 on Vroom vroom 0
#233 - You've said it all. 10/28/2014 on Why you should lift -4
#4 - You just compiled every FJ "joke" ever on content wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Vroom vroom 0
#5 - captainhippo (10/28/2014) [-]
I wanted to get it out of the way early.
#6 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
It's indeed best to get it over with already.
#31 - Because they simply don't give a **** . B…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on coin to ring -7
User avatar #77 - twothreefivefive (10/28/2014) [-]
And the coin shown in the gif isn't even US Currency.
User avatar #76 - twothreefivefive (10/28/2014) [-]
That's where you're wrong. Taking this from wikipedia: "The process of creating elongated coins is legal in the United States, almost all parts of Japan, South Africa and parts of Europe. In the United States, U.S. Code Title 18, Chapter 17, Section 331 prohibits "the mutilation, diminution and falsification of United States coinage." The foregoing statute, however, does not prohibit the mutilation of coins, if the mutilated coins are not used fraudulently, i.e., with the intention of creating counterfeit coinage or profiting from the base metal (the pre-1982 copper U.S. cent which, as of 2010, is worth more than one cent in the United States).[8] Because elongated coins are made mainly as souvenirs, mutilation for this purpose is legal, when location of the coin presser has the permit from the mint to do so."

Taken from the US Treasury Website: "Section 331 of Title 18 of the United States code provides criminal penalties for anyone who “fraudulently alters, defaces, mutilates impairs, diminishes, falsifies, scales, or lightens any of the coins coined at the Mints of the United States.” This statute means that you may be violating the law if you change the appearance of the coin and fraudulently represent it to be other than the altered coin that it is. As a matter of policy, the U.S. Mint does not promote coloring, plating or altering U.S. coinage: however, there are no sanctions against such activity absent fraudulent intent."
#12 - It wasn't a regular show, just a one time thing, more like a d… 10/28/2014 on I would cry 0
#11 - Technically it is. Damaging currency is illegal.  [+] (9 new replies) 10/28/2014 on coin to ring -26
#38 - newdevyx (10/28/2014) [-]
You're not entirely wrong though. Destroying masses of currency will get you in jail, but damaging it doesn't. You can use damaged Euros and i think Dollars too, they will just send them to be destroyed and make the same amount of currency as they have destroyed. It's not illegal to destroy a coin like that though. That old coin would be nice to own.
User avatar #15 - mrchrist (10/28/2014) [-]
Then why would they have those penny press machines at disneyland?
#79 - jakotad (10/28/2014) [-]
They have permits for them I believe.
#53 - trueraiderfan (10/28/2014) [-]
fucking nice , never thought of that
User avatar #34 - shogg (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how it is elsewhere, but in Canada you have to buy a fake penny to push through it. What the fuck is a penny though?
#31 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
Because they simply don't give a fuck.

But technically it's illegal.

"According to Title 18, Chapter 17 of the U.S. Code, which sets out crimes related to coins and currency, anyone who “alters, defaces, mutilates, impairs, diminishes, falsifies, scales, or lightens” coins can face fines or prison time"
User avatar #77 - twothreefivefive (10/28/2014) [-]
And the coin shown in the gif isn't even US Currency.
User avatar #76 - twothreefivefive (10/28/2014) [-]
That's where you're wrong. Taking this from wikipedia: "The process of creating elongated coins is legal in the United States, almost all parts of Japan, South Africa and parts of Europe. In the United States, U.S. Code Title 18, Chapter 17, Section 331 prohibits "the mutilation, diminution and falsification of United States coinage." The foregoing statute, however, does not prohibit the mutilation of coins, if the mutilated coins are not used fraudulently, i.e., with the intention of creating counterfeit coinage or profiting from the base metal (the pre-1982 copper U.S. cent which, as of 2010, is worth more than one cent in the United States).[8] Because elongated coins are made mainly as souvenirs, mutilation for this purpose is legal, when location of the coin presser has the permit from the mint to do so."

Taken from the US Treasury Website: "Section 331 of Title 18 of the United States code provides criminal penalties for anyone who “fraudulently alters, defaces, mutilates impairs, diminishes, falsifies, scales, or lightens any of the coins coined at the Mints of the United States.” This statute means that you may be violating the law if you change the appearance of the coin and fraudulently represent it to be other than the altered coin that it is. As a matter of policy, the U.S. Mint does not promote coloring, plating or altering U.S. coinage: however, there are no sanctions against such activity absent fraudulent intent."
#16 - respawnhydra (10/28/2014) [-]
because nobody gives a fuck about pennies
#9 - Oh I remember, it was on a Dutch show about weird parasite stories.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on I would cry 0
#11 - nahbro (10/28/2014) [-]
I think the better question is why the fuck is there a tv show about weird parasites?

User avatar #16 - jjamesgordon (10/28/2014) [-]
There's an American show like that. It's called "Monsters Inside Me". Look it up. Freaky shit.
#12 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
It wasn't a regular show, just a one time thing, more like a documentary.
User avatar #10 - misterdiddly (10/28/2014) [-]
this might help finding something, thx
#7 - Dunno. Try to google it, it's out there.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/28/2014 on I would cry 0
User avatar #8 - misterdiddly (10/28/2014) [-]
tried, nothing to be found
#9 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh I remember, it was on a Dutch show about weird parasite stories.
#11 - nahbro (10/28/2014) [-]
I think the better question is why the fuck is there a tv show about weird parasites?

User avatar #16 - jjamesgordon (10/28/2014) [-]
There's an American show like that. It's called "Monsters Inside Me". Look it up. Freaky shit.
#12 - auryn (10/28/2014) [-]
It wasn't a regular show, just a one time thing, more like a documentary.
User avatar #10 - misterdiddly (10/28/2014) [-]
this might help finding something, thx
#5 - >loopzoop 10/27/2014 on I would cry +2
#12 - **auryn rolled his eyes**  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2014 on *roll title* +7
#17 - zenjion (10/28/2014) [-]
#9 - Apart from the part where he does not look even one bit like J…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/27/2014 on People we all know, love... +31
#19 - bazda (10/28/2014) [-]
best comment I've seen all day winrar
User avatar #14 - ScottP (10/28/2014) [-]
I think it's the hair
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#66 - auryn (7 hours ago) [-]
You're making increasingly less sense, I don't think you fully understand the implications of some of the things you say.

>"We might just have created the illusion of awarness and it actually dont even exist."
If that was the case then I wouldn't actually be aware of my awareness, then there would be no "I", no actual sense of "self", not the actual sensation/exeperience of awareness.
The very fact that you feel aware, already proves that it's not.

I'm not shut into my own thoughts, I'm still trying to explain why it's not logical to assume the things you do, and defintely
User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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