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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:10/30/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#15 - Reincarnation got cut out off Christianity for the priest clas… 10/16/2014 on Nursery Gift -1
#19 - I don't see the big deal about having sex with children, it's … 10/16/2014 on (untitled) -4
#88 - How much should one laught at this? 10/16/2014 on /b/ space program 0
#144 - Tell her to get the **** out and show me what's s… 10/16/2014 on Today on "What would you do?" +3
#86 - I'm not discussing technicalities here, I'm just saying that … 10/16/2014 on a perfect comp 0
#71 - Virtually every calender here starts on a monday. For…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2014 on a perfect comp 0
User avatar #74 - hockeycrazysteve (10/16/2014) [-]
The first day of the week is not determined by a calander.
#86 - auryn (10/16/2014) [-]
I'm not discussing technicalities here, I'm just saying that MY week starts on a monday.

Everything starts on a monday, including the calenders. I don't regard sunday as the first day, neither do most people I know.

Let me ask you a question, when it's a monday do you talk about the upcoming sunday as not this week's sunday but next week's sunday? I don't think I've ever heard anyone talk that way.
#66 - From the land of sense. 10/16/2014 on a perfect comp 0
#64 - Flawless my ass. My week starts on monday, not sunday.  [+] (15 new replies) 10/16/2014 on a perfect comp 0
User avatar #67 - hockeycrazysteve (10/16/2014) [-]
nevermind i clicked on your profile, the netherlands is split between Roman Catholic and Protestant. therefore the first day of the week for your country is sunday, or if your athiest its still sunday. anything other than that and jewish, and youre right, but will you admit it on the internet? Tl;Dr you're probably wrong.
#71 - auryn (10/16/2014) [-]
Virtually every calender here starts on a monday.

For all practical intents and purposes this makes a lot more sense .

We don't conform to this bullshit.
User avatar #74 - hockeycrazysteve (10/16/2014) [-]
The first day of the week is not determined by a calander.
#86 - auryn (10/16/2014) [-]
I'm not discussing technicalities here, I'm just saying that MY week starts on a monday.

Everything starts on a monday, including the calenders. I don't regard sunday as the first day, neither do most people I know.

Let me ask you a question, when it's a monday do you talk about the upcoming sunday as not this week's sunday but next week's sunday? I don't think I've ever heard anyone talk that way.
User avatar #69 - shorea (10/16/2014) [-]
I live in Poland, which is catholic country and the first day of the week is Monday, so your argument is invalid.
User avatar #72 - hockeycrazysteve (10/16/2014) [-]
dont be stupid, what makes it the first day of the week then dipshit?
User avatar #73 - shorea (10/16/2014) [-]
common sense, dipshit.
User avatar #75 - hockeycrazysteve (10/16/2014) [-]
be dumber, if thats possible.
User avatar #77 - shorea (10/16/2014) [-]
right, because church said the Sunday should be the 1st day of the week, then everyone should follow it.
Even in the Bible it says that God took a break on the 7th day, not the 1st if you want to go into catholical reasoning.
tl;dr, church is shit, God is ok, you're retarded.
User avatar #79 - hockeycrazysteve (10/16/2014) [-]
You think the calender maker is correct, you are the epitome of a dumb cunt and i dont want your narrow minded comments to clog up my notifications a second longer.
User avatar #116 - emiyashirou (10/16/2014) [-]
"you are the epitome of a dumb cunt and i dont want your narrow minded comments"

"According to the international standard ISO 8601, Monday is the first day of the week ending with Sunday as the seventh day of the week."
User avatar #223 - hockeycrazysteve (10/17/2014) [-]
i finished arguing about this, but religeon was there before international standards therefore im right, goodbye
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User avatar #65 - hockeycrazysteve (10/16/2014) [-]
where are you from?
#66 - auryn (10/16/2014) [-]
From the land of sense.
#14 - Star Wars, still to this date the best incest story. 10/15/2014 on Past and Present of our... 0
#11 - What extremely attractive girl? 10/15/2014 on (untitled) 0
#15 - They're smearing poo on each other.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2014 on How to turn a NSFW gif into... +9
#26 - xcoreyx (10/15/2014) [-]
And fecal matter itself is NSFW now?
#19 - niggernazi (10/15/2014) [-]
#14 - >Implying the Eiffel tower is an easthetically pleasing bui… 10/15/2014 on Which One Do You Like? +2
#22 - **auryn rolled comment #90 ** : My pick-up li…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Trying to do the romance thing +16
#46 - assassindash (10/15/2014) [-]
God fucking dammit, I have only ONE pony picture and it's relevant to this roll....

Dem rubbins.
#14 - Buttcape.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2014 on A good meal +61
#19 - secondlawprevails (10/15/2014) [-]
Truly you are an articulate gentleman.
User avatar #35 - articulate (10/16/2014) [-]
haha ya
#57 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2014 on Historical Accuracy +10
#61 - anon (10/15/2014) [-]
"a head"
#14 - Picture 10/14/2014 on Typical 0
#12 - I had the exact same thing happen to me. No biggie, l… 10/14/2014 on You think this is a... 0
#150 - -Adding lightbulb again is missing from your to-do list.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/14/2014 on state of fj, tuesday +29
User avatar #152 - cosmicapprentice (10/14/2014) [-]
This would be glorious.
User avatar #207 - newmanchamp (10/15/2014) [-]
What did the lightbulb do again?
User avatar #220 - yibdiy (10/15/2014) [-]
It tried to read and write text from the images, probably for the same reason tags and description exist [citation needed]. Either way, it was mostly incoherrent bullshit, but sometimes it shined like only a lightbulb could and the rewritten text by the lightbulb was even funnier than the content itself.

teratorn
User avatar #253 - newmanchamp (10/16/2014) [-]
Oh yeah! I remember now. Thanks.
User avatar #221 - teratorn (10/15/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #216 - teratorn (10/15/2014) [-]
I dont know either. Replying to see later.
#139 - Nice logical fallacies you got there... 10/14/2014 on American arrogance -2
#9 - Same thing with 'terrific'. 10/14/2014 on why? 0
#12 - The upside is coke is relatively twice as cheap for him. 10/13/2014 on Time for wonderland +1
#48 - It won't be long before it'll be cooler to have robotic prosth… 10/13/2014 on Prosthetics! 0
#44 - **auryn rolled image ** MFW women getting destroyed by gian…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on solid parenting +32
User avatar #102 - ahjay (10/14/2014) [-]
Bitches be like "I give the best head"
#139 - I can tell you from reliable resources that might or might not… 10/13/2014 on It itches 0
#138 - After seeing a woman getting fisted double-handed, this indeed… 10/13/2014 on It itches 0
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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