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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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#18 - According to vedantic sources If things take its natural cours… 07/07/2014 on LIFE 0
#92 - I know, and no problem. It is worth mentioning anyway… 07/07/2014 on Sleep Paralysis 0
#58 - Picture 07/07/2014 on Sleep Paralysis 0
#49 - Does it sound like "Move over!", "Stop squirmin…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Sleep Paralysis +5
#57 - Dlsqueak (07/07/2014) [-]
Ha! Yeah I wish...

Sides, she's the cover thief...she's also extremely violent in her sleep...
#58 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
#35 - You mean she turned into a teenager? 07/07/2014 on now that hound is gone, she... +3
#51 - >german cars are not even good This sentences just… 07/07/2014 on Rekt +4
#34 - Picture 07/07/2014 on Sleep Paralysis 0
#33 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Sleep Paralysis 0
#34 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
#32 - Just dumping a few pictures for the people who are unfamiliar …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Sleep Paralysis 0
#33 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
#34 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
#31 - That sounds awul. I've only had it happen a couple of…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Sleep Paralysis +3
#48 - Dlsqueak (07/07/2014) [-]
No visual stuff, but I do have a demonic voice talking to me. Gets progressively louder the longer I stay in the paralysis.
#49 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
Does it sound like "Move over!", "Stop squirming!" or "Give me some of the blankets too!"

Because that might be your wife.
#57 - Dlsqueak (07/07/2014) [-]
Ha! Yeah I wish...

Sides, she's the cover thief...she's also extremely violent in her sleep...
#58 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
#32 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
Just dumping a few pictures for the people who are unfamiliar with it to get a sense of what I'm talking about.
#33 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
#34 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
#8 - I don't see why that'd be a good thing. 07/07/2014 on Gamers are awesome!... 0
#2 - That looks more like a Shoryuken. (Left: Hadoken, Rig… 07/07/2014 on Hadoken 0
#5 - "Life is short" doesn't really work next to a pictur…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on LIFE +42
User avatar #17 - dongers (07/07/2014) [-]
Would you rather him say reincarnation cycle?
#18 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
According to vedantic sources If things take its natural course you take 8,400,000 births as a human being before even entering the spiritual path that may lead to the end of Samsara, the circle of birth and death.

Personally, I don't consider that short.

#10 - Don't be such a little bitch, it's harmless.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on wowda melm +12
User avatar #21 - slenderwolf (07/07/2014) [-]
It seems to have fucked up that wall pretty bad.
#10 - I doubt that. Sleep paralysis if often coupled with a…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/07/2014 on Sleep Paralysis +3
User avatar #71 - chrispoot (07/07/2014) [-]
That really depends actually, sleep paralysis can sometimes be a pleasant experience aswell, my friend has had some of these, and rarely mentioned scary hallucinations, rather, he just saw colors around his room.
User avatar #72 - chrispoot (07/07/2014) [-]
Oh wait sorry, I just noticed you said "Often"
#92 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
I know, and no problem.

It is worth mentioning anyway that it's not necessarily always an unpleasant experience.
#14 - Dlsqueak (07/07/2014) [-]
I've tried to stay in mine longer..rationalizing with myself that it's all in my mind. Lasted all of 10 seconds before I started whimpering for my wife to push me out of it.

Some nights it gets crazy bad with me falling into it 4 or 5 times before I finally sleep.
#31 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
That sounds awul.

I've only had it happen a couple of times in total.

The worst ones are the ones with demonic entities creeping over you, not unlike the picture, which happens to a common thing in sleep paralysis, do you get those too?
#48 - Dlsqueak (07/07/2014) [-]
No visual stuff, but I do have a demonic voice talking to me. Gets progressively louder the longer I stay in the paralysis.
#49 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
Does it sound like "Move over!", "Stop squirming!" or "Give me some of the blankets too!"

Because that might be your wife.
#57 - Dlsqueak (07/07/2014) [-]
Ha! Yeah I wish...

Sides, she's the cover thief...she's also extremely violent in her sleep...
#58 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
#32 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
Just dumping a few pictures for the people who are unfamiliar with it to get a sense of what I'm talking about.
#33 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
#34 - auryn (07/07/2014) [-]
#14 - What made your hole a lie?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on how to peel a mango +2
#15 - twilock (07/07/2014) [-]
Dammit! Whole life. My whole life has been a lie.
#21 - Only two udders? A cow only has one, you simpleton. 07/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#6 - Not where I buy them. 07/07/2014 on Three lemons? that will be 35$ +4
#34 - thatsthejoke.jpg 07/07/2014 on The kid at the left tho +9
#73 - He lifts. 07/07/2014 on Practice 0
#41 - Stormy Stormy South. 07/07/2014 on Wild Wild West +8
#78 - Said the guy with the pink pony on his profile.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on 100% not french 0
User avatar #88 - emppilaf (07/06/2014) [-]
Yeah I figured that would come up...
I hate it as much as the next guy, but I am a man of my word and I said I would wear what ever rolled pic received the highest amount of thumbs...
But yeah it's a pony, and pink at that... At least it's a not a smelly french pony....

oui oui mademoiselle
#309 - No, this doesn't need help. It's already perfect. 07/06/2014 on This is SFW 0
#76 - I found the reactions quite amusing. 07/06/2014 on 100% not french 0
#74 - Or you know, people are just too uptight.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on 100% not french 0
#75 - darthblam (07/06/2014) [-]
There was nothing humorous about your comment.
#76 - auryn (07/06/2014) [-]
I found the reactions quite amusing.

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#61 - auryn ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image**
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#60 - auryn ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image**
#59 - auryn ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image**
#58 - auryn ONLINE (07/20/2014) [-]
**auryn rolled image**
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn ONLINE (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#34 to #33 - auryn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn ONLINE (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
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#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn ONLINE (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn ONLINE (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
#4 to #2 - auryn ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
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