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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:3/17/2012
Last Login:10/20/2014
Location:The Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#51
Highest Content Rank:#14558
Highest Comment Rank:#49
Content Thumbs: 95 total,  175 ,  80
Comment Thumbs: 30750 total,  38591 ,  7841
Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level 8 Content: New Here → Level 9 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 38.8% (388/1000)
Level 325 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 326 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
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Content Views:12778
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:6096
FJ Points:25271

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#13 - ***** ***** ***** …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on damn straight +14
#14 - kaboomz (09/16/2014) [-]
dayum nigga
#12 - **auryn rolled image ** I'm 200% this.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/16/2014 on damn straight +22
#28 - jizzonmypants (09/16/2014) [-]
hands down best roll i've seen in my life
User avatar #21 - drtrousersnake (09/16/2014) [-]
#19 - dross (09/16/2014) [-]
#15 - somekindofname (09/16/2014) [-]
You the niggest
#13 - auryn (09/16/2014) [-]
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga, I'm 200% nigga.
#14 - kaboomz (09/16/2014) [-]
dayum nigga
#11 - Comment deleted 09/16/2014 on damn straight 0
#9 - For a foreigner like me, peacock can sound a bit sketchy. … 09/16/2014 on cat vs peacock +1
#42 - Turns out I've been poetic all along. 09/16/2014 on Beautiful +1
#100 - Use mints as suppositories.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Egg 0
User avatar #102 - captainsweden (09/16/2014) [-]
But you will still feel the presence of a dull fart baked in the scent of mints. Truly disgusting, i tried to spray a fart away with axe. Man that was disgusting and i have never used that axe spray since
#96 - Gee, what a creative nickname they've picked.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Egg +1
User avatar #99 - hargleblarg (09/16/2014) [-]
I highly doubt children the age of five could come up with a nickname like "Lord Fartamillion the Third".
User avatar #98 - captainsweden (09/16/2014) [-]
well i dont know how to translate it into english, it was ''skitarn'' which is the swedish word for the shitter or the farter. Bu luckily i have managed the art to conseal my farts so they smirk out qietly... But it still smells like shit though
#100 - auryn (09/16/2014) [-]
Use mints as suppositories.
User avatar #102 - captainsweden (09/16/2014) [-]
But you will still feel the presence of a dull fart baked in the scent of mints. Truly disgusting, i tried to spray a fart away with axe. Man that was disgusting and i have never used that axe spray since
#57 - >little overweight 09/16/2014 on fat camp +15
#46 - Yeah, I mean what if mid-air someone stole it and ran away with it. 09/15/2014 on Ouch -1
#215 - I second this notion. 09/15/2014 on chest hair -1
#4 - Or just don't eat like a pig all the time and you could still … 09/14/2014 on Advice duck -2
#63 - I doubt that's the case in the vast majority of the cases. 09/14/2014 on Sweet Justice -1
#55 - No, it's just a subtle way of saying they're too much of a pus…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Sweet Justice +1
#58 - kanedam (09/14/2014) [-]
there are also women that feel that they dont deserve to be treated that well and cant stand it.
#63 - auryn (09/14/2014) [-]
I doubt that's the case in the vast majority of the cases.
#17 - I hope you find it again. 09/14/2014 on Homogays +52
#5 - Yes. 09/14/2014 on My Little Willy Hurts +3
#2 - Well, that's one way to say you're caucasian. 09/14/2014 on so helpful +4
#13 - This is actually how homosexuality started. 09/14/2014 on This is how brojobs happen -1
#45 - Very few? swarthywaffles plx 09/14/2014 on Peasant located and destroyed +1
#23 - Curves are all about the ass and hips.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Curvy =/= Fat +17
#98 - urbanknightx (09/14/2014) [-]
#44 - This has nothing to do with atomic bombs, it's a global epidemic.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2014 on Now everything makes sense -1
User avatar #45 - hikewne (09/14/2014) [-]
I blame fireguns.
#19 - Nobody gets dumped for being too sweet, that's just a polite cover-up.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/14/2014 on Sweet Justice -1
#31 - kanedam (09/14/2014) [-]
there are some girls that dump guys for that reason...
#55 - auryn (09/14/2014) [-]
No, it's just a subtle way of saying they're too much of a pushover / awkward / desperate / nerdy / unattractive / unassertive / etc. / etc.
#58 - kanedam (09/14/2014) [-]
there are also women that feel that they dont deserve to be treated that well and cant stand it.
#63 - auryn (09/14/2014) [-]
I doubt that's the case in the vast majority of the cases.
User avatar #22 - ninjaroo (09/14/2014) [-]
It's an attempt at a polite cover up, but it's not a very good one.
#18 - Comment deleted 09/14/2014 on Sweet Justice 0
#67 - But muh bible! 09/14/2014 on worth +2
#66 - So Jesus is the Lord after all. 09/14/2014 on worth +1
#42 - Well, those aren't mutually exclusive. 09/14/2014 on The More You Know -1
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User avatar #62 - maybetraffy (09/05/2014) [-]
you're not ajrin
User avatar #65 to #64 - maybetraffy (09/06/2014) [-]
death by dying
User avatar #63 to #62 - ajrin (09/05/2014) [-]
no he's not
#37 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
here have more LEARNING on FJ
#42 to #37 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
The fact that you think this would even annoy me the slightest cheers me up.

I wish I could thumb that comment up.
User avatar #46 to #42 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so when someone else posts something educational and not funny to you, you bitch, when i do it, you want to thumb me up

logic is a white woman and youre the ****** raping her
#49 to #46 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch.

I tried to explain the fallacy in your assumptions.

On the other hand, you started by rebuking the people who had a different opinion.
Haha, that hypocrisy thing again, huh.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
You're literally on a track to get yourself banned from too many thumbs down because you feel the need to post your opinion. You know that, right?
#30 to #29 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
I need over 7500 more red thumbs to get close to that, so I've got a while.

Although I once managed to get over 9000 red thumbs within 3 weeks on my previous account.
Definitely worth the ********** .
#36 to #30 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
so you admit to what i said

you troll for fun
#38 to #36 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I hardly do, check my previous comments.

And even if I did, it wouln't make a difference, my intentions doesn't take away from my arguments, even if I were trolling it doesn't mean I'm not right, and most certainly doesn't make any of what you said any less ridiculous. lol.
User avatar #39 to #38 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
ahem....9000 red thumbs in 3 weeks = Troll
#40 to #39 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
You're point being?
User avatar #41 to #40 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
stating my fact
youre a troll who comes here to be a dick for a giggle

again ill hope you hit puberty soon
#43 to #41 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Yes, I come here for a giggle.

You're point being?
#45 to #43 - konradkurze (04/24/2014) [-]
* comes here for a giggle   
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
* comes here for a giggle
* bitches at me for having a different opinion
#47 to #45 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
I didn't bitch at you for having a different opinion.

I tried to explain some things to you that you had, and still have, difficulty understanding.
Things like that people might have thumbed the content down for other reasons.
User avatar #53 to #47 - konradkurze (04/25/2014) [-]
well you obviously dont know funnyjunkers

if you ever paid attention to them. they largely bitch at anything that contradicts mainstream ideals of political corectness

in the case of this pic, providing the non-PC truth about race/species, the FJ kids would bitch about it being 'racist'

then again you seem to devote your time to ************ others instead of paying attention to them
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#51 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#50 to #48 - auryn (04/25/2014) [-]
Read back all the comments of our conversation and you'll find that 90% of the ************ is done by you. I've said a thing or two but you resort to ungrounded insults pretty much every comment.

Hypocrisy much?
#44 to #43 - auryn (04/24/2014) [-]
Your*
#31 to #30 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
WHAT, 9000?!?!
#32 to #31 - auryn (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah.

It was on the ponytime channel, bronies are very easily to startle.
#33 to #32 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
What if I told you that I'm a brony?
#35 to #34 - drewsky (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, then good day, sir.
Well, then good day, sir.
User avatar #14 - wittyuser (05/31/2012) [-]
your user name is my name without the L
inb4 cool story bro
#15 to #15 - auryn (05/31/2012) [-]
I picked Auryn because I liked the symbol of the talisman and what it represents, both depicting duality and infinity.
User avatar #55 to #15 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
you didn't pick it for the neverending story? : (
#56 to #55 - auryn (05/21/2014) [-]
Ofcourse I did!

That's why I chose it in the first place.
User avatar #57 to #56 - Falkor (05/21/2014) [-]
i just looked up what talisman was, lol
User avatar #12 - kylecolb (05/05/2012) [-]
are you on bodybuilding.com? do you have a profile there? love that site
#13 to #12 - auryn (05/05/2012) [-]
I've read an assload of articles and threads on that site, but I don't have a profile.
#10 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - neededllama (04/02/2012) [-]
So you're gonna keep trolling?
Also, why did you choose this name, and not another Trek name?
Did you not want to be known as Trek anymore?
#8 to #7 - auryn (04/02/2012) [-]
I figured I'll just keep a low profile this time and keep the trolling to a minimum.

User avatar #3 - coolponyboy ONLINE (03/29/2012) [-]
hey whats up?
#6 to #3 - auryn (03/31/2012) [-]
The sky.
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